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00:01Calling Buzz Lightyear, the galaxy's greatest hero.
00:06Skilled, courageous, and ever-vigilant.
00:09Leaping into action, Buzz Lightyear hurtles to the rescue.
00:13His ongoing mission to protect the universe from the dark forces of evil.
00:18These are the adventures of Buzz Lightyear on Star Command.
00:52To infinity and beyond!
01:07Surrender will be destroyed.
01:09Send the S.O.S. to Star Command.
01:15All Rangers to battle stations.
01:17Mira, distance to distress call.
01:19Point zero three two parsecs. Should be getting a visual.
01:22There it is!
01:23Booster, arm all weapon systems.
01:25Weapons armed!
01:26Hey, Buzz, shouldn't we maybe try the diplomatic approach before we get all blowy-uppy?
01:31He's right, Buzz.
01:32The new Star Command guidelines come down pretty tough on, uh, the blowy-uppy, if you will.
01:38Oh, all right.
01:39This is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
01:41We come in peace.
01:42Please cease fire.
01:45Wow!
01:45I didn't think that would actually work.
01:48Ah!
01:49Evasive maneuver!
01:50See if you can identify those ships, XR!
01:58Hello, got a match.
02:00Species Vulturin, the degenerate scum!
02:03So, you've heard of him?
02:04Oh, every robot's heard of the Vulturins.
02:08These scavengers scratching their wretched living by tearing electronics from the blade innards of starships, space stations, and innocent robots.
02:19Time for a little blowy-uppy.
02:30I can't shake this bogey!
02:32Weapons locked on target.
02:38Leave her alone, bogeyman!
02:42The last pun's mine.
02:44Battle Frenzy!
02:48Come back here, you have no good circuits!
02:51Stealing, shizzling, shizzling, ripp ripp ripp!
02:53Does XR seem unusually enthusiastic?
02:57He must really hate those alternates.
03:00And stay out!
03:01Ha-ha-ha!
03:03Oh, yeah!
03:04Sent to him, Packet!
03:05Hoo-ha!
03:06Take a sip, baby!
03:08Ha-ha!
03:09The XR, look out!
03:11Oops!
03:17Ha-ha-ha, ouch!
03:18Ooh, ouch!
03:21Hey, hey!
03:22Careful with my sericean army knife!
03:24Relax!
03:26We're professionals.
03:40What's the matter?
03:41What is it?
03:42Uh-oh.
03:42What?
03:43Batteries expired?
03:44Eye bulbs out?
03:44What?
03:47It will all be in the report.
03:50Wait!
03:52XR shows signs of metal fatigue.
04:01Bang-up job against the Volturans, Lightyear.
04:04Your rookies must have been firing on all cylinders.
04:07Ah!
04:07Infernal furniture!
04:09Remind me never to use a coaster on you!
04:11What is it, Commander?
04:12Looks like a maintenance report from the LGMs.
04:15Apparently our friend XR shows some signs of, uh, mental fatigue.
04:20Mental fatigue?
04:21XR's in tip-top shape.
04:22Hmm.
04:23Nothing peculiar on the last mission?
04:26Well, uh, now that you mention it.
04:29Battlefrague!
04:32He did seem a little blow-y-uppy.
04:36Sorry, Lightyear.
04:37You're gonna have to go a little short-handed for a while.
04:40Short-handed?
04:41Psychiatric evaluation.
04:42Standard procedure for rangers undergoing mental or emotional stress.
04:46Commander, he's a robot.
04:48Can't be nutso.
04:49Robot or no, an unfit evaluation would result in a discharge.
04:54A permanent discharge.
05:00Hmm.
05:01Emotional fitness evaluation.
05:03On a robot?
05:04Preposterous.
05:05Robots can't be nutso.
05:07What can they?
05:08Ah.
05:09This could make my career.
05:11Robot psychosis.
05:13Fact or fiction?
05:15We got mucerian metal mumps.
05:1898% mortality rate.
05:20And a real tongue twister.
05:21Oculus scan, my friend?
05:28Have a nice solar cycle.
05:31Oh, aren't you gonna open it?
05:33What's the point?
06:02Hot rockets!
06:04Except for you, Mira.
06:06You I love like a...
06:07Hey, it's not that bad.
06:09Perhaps I should leave that last sentiment unspoken.
06:10Yeah, please.
06:12Well, according to the LGMs, you're suffering from mental fatigue.
06:16So I'm not sick.
06:17I'm just nutso.
06:18I know the drill.
06:20I know the drill.
06:20First comes psych evaluation.
06:21Then the discharge.
06:23And then it's XR, Mall of the Universe Security Guard.
06:26It's just an inkblot test.
06:27You'll pass with flying colors.
06:29You think?
06:29Oh, you'll do fine, XR.
06:31Watch.
06:33Okay, what do you see?
06:35I don't see...
06:36Ooh, a very limber, Ciredian Snake Dancer.
06:40Heh, heh, heh.
06:42Two very limber, Ciredian Snake Dancers.
06:45Nice.
06:47Mira, where did you learn to snake dance?
06:51Is that what you see here?
06:52Because I see a sexist robot pig who I'm going to not...
06:57Why don't you take the weekend off, XR?
06:59The doctor will evaluate you Monday.
07:00And come back all recharged.
07:03Hey, that's perfect.
07:04You could use your free resort weekend.
07:08See you Monday.
07:09Woo-hoo!
07:10Hey, bring me back a box of chocolate-covered Mahamian nuts.
07:14Will do.
07:22Analyze that tropical air.
07:24X!
07:27I got your license number, Mac!
07:32Whoa-ho!
07:41Now this is customer service.
07:45Whoa, baby!
07:46Wahinis in bikinis.
07:49Okay, this is good.
07:50You can let me off here.
07:51Hello?
07:52Whoa!
07:53What the...
07:55Hey, what gives?
07:58X-O?
07:59Don't you know you can't get something for nothing?
08:01Ha, free high roller suite.
08:03Yeah, right.
08:05As if.
08:06Oh, you can't kidnap me now.
08:08They were wahinis in bikinis.
08:11Whoa!
08:16You just can't rip off a ranger's head and get away with it.
08:23Hold still.
08:24Needs a little work around the eyes.
08:27Hey, you don't understand.
08:29My ransom value is nil.
08:30I've got mental fatigue, so...
08:32Hey, is that a Lepton XJ-Niner neural decoder?
08:35Why, yes.
08:37You like it?
08:38I'll let my surprise send you a catalog.
08:40Oh, what's your, uh, mail code?
08:43Star Command FGW3321.
08:48Ha-ha!
08:49My plan is now complete.
08:51Plan?
08:51You mean this isn't just a kidnap for ransom thingy here?
08:54Disguised as you!
08:55I'll infiltrate Star Command, where I'll plant this insanely big bomb!
09:01Okay.
09:02Let's just say that you fool everybody on Star Command.
09:05They think you're me.
09:06They still won't let you just waltz in with that thing.
09:08Ha-ha-ha!
09:09I thought of that!
09:11Come in!
09:13It's open!
09:14Somebody around here call for a pickup?
09:16Ha-ha-ha!
09:17I've got guaranteed next day delivery, too.
09:20Sweet revenge!
09:34Oh, yeah!
09:35XR!
09:36Oh, yeah!
09:37Me!
09:38Hey, you really get around.
09:40Now, I'm supposed to scientifically confirm that you are you.
09:44But, heck, I just saw you yesterday.
09:47I know you're you.
09:48Ah, yeah! Well, all right, well...
09:52Say, uh, hi to your lovely spouse.
09:55I'm not married.
09:56Then tell him.
10:00Hello, high exclusive!
10:03Hey! XR!
10:05Where? Oh, me!
10:07I've been looking for you all morning.
10:09Did you bring me my souvenir from Mahomba 6?
10:12Uh, got it right here. Ah, somewhere.
10:15Oops, that's not it.
10:16What's wrong with your voice?
10:18Blew it out at the yodeling contest!
10:22Yodeling? At the beach?
10:24Right! Very loudly, due to the crash of the surf and whatnot.
10:29Hands yourself in here.
10:32My friend went to Mahomba 6, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt?
10:36What happened to my chocolate-covered Mahomba nuts, huh?
10:39You look like you could stand to cut out the candy, buddy.
10:43XR!
10:45Blast off!
10:47It's the mental fatigue.
10:49It's the mental fatigue.
10:54Oh, no.
10:56Oh, no.
11:04Total annihilation in T-minus pretty nine soon!
11:24Uh, do you have any idea where your robot is?
11:29Is slightly delayed.
11:32And a little snippy lately, if you ask me.
11:35Booster?
11:36He's three hours late.
11:39Which is odd, because he's usually very punctual.
11:45What are you writing down?
11:47Well, you know, missing his evaluation could be a subconscious signal that XR actually wants to be discharged.
11:54Oh, fascinating.
11:56Buzz, we've got to find him. He's blowing it.
11:58I'll find him.
11:59Oh, this is so typical.
12:01XL could have had an evil plan that required my head.
12:03That's the part of me that's nutso.
12:05But no.
12:06He had to steal my body.
12:07Which, by the way...
12:08Hey!
12:18Oh!
12:19Whoa!
12:20Whoa!
12:21Whoa!
12:23Whoa!
12:24Hi!
12:26How you doing?
12:27Nice working.
12:28Woo!
12:36And now that I've fiendishly sabotaged all the escape routes, time to get the first space taxi out of here.
12:44Ha ha ha! Team ride is much sooner and I'm counting!
12:51Target locked.
12:53Distance assessment? Pretty darn far away.
12:56Wind? He's a-blowin' from the north.
12:59Okay, this is it.
13:06Ah!
13:08Ah!
13:25Come on! Open!
13:27Must...
13:29Get...
13:30To...
13:31Body!
13:33Now, if I can just flex my cabizular servo-lock...
13:37Ah!
13:45Hey, I can see my house from here.
13:47Woohoo! I'm a giant!
13:55Okay! Just gonna have to trash this body!
13:58Hey! It's like a riddle!
14:14XR! You're tardy for your psyche, Val Ranger! Let's go!
14:17Ah! Sorry, big guy! Psyched out without me today!
14:21Ah!
14:23Okay, I'm cool.
14:26Whoa!
14:26Whoa!
14:33Just have to watch that arm.
14:37And that one!
14:41And that one!
14:42And...
14:42Note to self.
14:44No handshakes.
14:45As Buzz would say...
14:47To infi-la!
14:51Oh, that hurts.
14:53Better than here.
14:54To infi-la!
14:57Oh, come on!
14:59Oh!
15:00Crying out loud.
15:02To infi-
15:05What's wrong with me?
15:07Up, up, and away!
15:09Ah!
15:19Is this gonna take long?
15:21Well, that's up to you, XR.
15:23Tell me, what do you see?
15:25A ticking bomb!
15:29An exploding bomb!
15:30Ooh.
15:31This is not going well.
15:33A fluffy bunny!
15:34Huh?
15:35Holding a ticking bomb!
15:36Oh.
15:37Look, I really gotta go!
15:39Buzz!
15:40Namela here.
15:41We got an unauthorized entity approaching Star Command.
15:43Why don't you check it out?
15:44I'm on it.
15:45Do what you can here, rangers.
15:48XR!
15:49Wah!
15:51Oh!
15:51Uh, yeah!
15:52Me!
15:53What happened to the Cyrenian snake dancers?
15:57I, uh, I give up!
15:59Is this like a riddle or something?
16:01Memory loss.
16:02Mm-hmm.
16:03Oh, he's writing again.
16:08Come in!
16:09Star Command!
16:13Whoa!
16:14That's coming out of my paycheck.
16:15XL!
16:16Freeze!
16:21One last time.
16:23What is your nefarious purpose?
16:26An infiltrating Star Command!
16:28Buzz, you gotta believe me.
16:29I'm not XL.
16:30It's me, XR!
16:32Your disguise stinks, XL.
16:34Sure, you nailed the head, but that body's a dead giveaway.
16:37I am XR!
16:38I just left XR.
16:40Is it a psych evaluation?
16:41No, that was XL!
16:43See, he's here to plant this bomb.
16:49Oh, no, no!
16:50I don't have the bomb!
17:01A dozen bombs!
17:02Half ticking, half exploding!
17:04Well, I've heard quite enough.
17:06This robot exhibits all the signs of classic criminal psychosis.
17:12Which means what?
17:14In a word?
17:15He's not so!
17:17So, uh...
17:18Can I go now?!
17:19This is it.
17:20Only one Ranger suited for this job.
17:23You can't sign that discharge order!
17:26It'll end XR's career!
17:30Team Lightyear, mobilize to the Fusion Core on the double!
17:33There's a bomb.
17:34A bomb?!
17:35Shouldn't we be evacuating now?
17:36No can do!
17:37Escape systems are fiendishly disabled.
17:40We'll have to be disarmed.
17:41We've got about three minutes!
17:42Actually, uh...
17:42About two minutes, forty-two seconds!
17:44Good luck, y'all!
17:45And you'll need every second, XR.
17:47Me?!
17:48This is your chance to prove yourself, XR.
17:50You're gonna disarm that bomb.
17:54I didn't build it with an off switch!
17:56The patient in T-Man is so close you can taste it!
18:00Shut up!
18:02I gotta get out of here.
18:03I'm the only bot on this rig trained to disarm that bomb!
18:07Hello!
18:08What have we here?
18:10Blaster?
18:11Acid?
18:11Escape from prison!
18:13So that's how he keeps coming back!
18:20There's a time for blowy-uppy!
18:23And a time for not blowy-uppy!
18:29Uh, XR, I don't want to tell you your job, but maybe you should repolarize the flux inhibitor right there!
18:36Right!
18:37I'm repolarizing the flux inhibitor!
18:40Repolarizing the flux inhibitor!
18:42Bang bang!
18:43She's a-coming!
18:46Okay!
18:47Flux inhibitor repolarized!
18:49Hey!
18:49That bomb's still armed!
18:51Team Lightyear, move!
18:58That bomb?
18:59Hey!
18:59That's my bomb!
19:00Yeah!
19:00Nice try!
19:01Ow!
19:02That hurt!
19:03Quit it!
19:04What'd you have this body of yours?
19:06Kinda frecky!
19:07Sexy, but frecky!
19:11Look, man!
19:12I can't shut off that bomb!
19:13We gotta get out of here!
19:14You're going nowhere, XL!
19:16Watch me!
19:22You're kinda getting the hang of being me!
19:38XR?
19:39I'm XR!
19:40I'm XR!
19:41T-minus 30 seconds to Oblivion City!
19:44I'm the only one who can disarm the bomb!
19:46No!
19:46I'm the only one who can disarm the bomb!
19:48Am I the only one that's confused?
19:50W-we're gonna have to pick one!
19:54Ah!
19:55Put me on XL's body!
19:57It'll be easier to disarm the bomb!
19:58No!
19:59Put me on my body!
20:00The body of a robot Ranger!
20:11Go to work, Ranger!
20:1210 seconds!
20:139!
20:13This calls for my trusty onion peeler!
20:1610!
20:175!
20:181!
20:193!
20:212!
20:221!
20:23Yeah!
20:28Woo-hoo!
20:29Yeah!
20:29Right on, XR!
20:31Yes!
20:32Woo!
20:33Wait!
20:34Aw, man!
20:40Well, haha!
20:41I'd say that XR here proved that he is fit for duty!
20:44Fit!
20:45As a fiddle!
20:47Wait a minute!
20:48What about this report?
20:49Mental Fatigue!
20:52Not Mental Fatigue!
20:54Not Mental Fatigue!
20:55Metal Fatigue!
21:00Ohhhh!
21:05Your wish has been granted as we're taking off on a magic carpet ride next
21:09on Disney Cinemagic with the one and only Aladdin.
21:34Disney Cinemagic with the one and only Aladdin.
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