00:00Hey, excuse me, I need some help.
00:03No, I'm good.
00:05Let me take a look.
00:07You know anything about cars?
00:10Uh, no, not really.
00:13So, uh, what did you say you do?
00:17Well, that's a secret.
00:18And why is that?
00:19Well, because if I told you, you probably wouldn't want to see me again.
00:22Who said I was going to see you again?
00:24Would you?
00:26Well, let's take this place.
00:29Say it was a bank.
00:30And instead of that counter up there, that was really a teller's window.
00:33And you just walk in, real calm.
00:36So you walk right up, look her in the eye, and you say, ma'am, this is a robbery.
00:40And you show her the gun, like this.
00:42And you say, I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
00:44Because I like you.
00:45I like you a lot.
00:47So don't go breaking my heart now, okay?
00:50You're not serious.
00:54Excuse me, I'd like to open up an account.
00:57Well, great.
00:58What type of account do you have in mind?
01:00This kind.
01:02This kind.
01:03You said he was armed.
01:05He had a gun.
01:06You saw him.
01:07Well, he was also sort of a gentleman.
01:10He was very polite.
01:11He seemed like a nice enough fella.
01:13Look at that.
01:14Is he smiling?
01:18Five states.
01:19Ninety-three robberies.
01:21In two years.
01:22You think you can catch him?
01:23Yeah, I won't lie.
01:23I'd love this life of Cuff's on myself.
01:26But I hope I get the chance.
01:31He spent his whole life locked up.
01:33Except for the times that he broke out.
01:35Somebody should have told him to quit while he was in.
01:37Well, you find something he loves.
01:44I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
01:46You're never exactly where you're supposed to be, are you?
01:49Now whenever I close the door, I think,
01:51is this the last time I'll ever have a chance to do whatever that thing was?
01:56You know what I do when the door closes?
01:58I jump out the window.
01:59I sat down with him once and I said,
02:09surely there's an easier way to make a living.
02:12And he looked at me and he said,
02:13I'm not talking about making a living.
02:16I'm just talking about living.
02:18I'm not talking about living.
02:32I'm not talking about living,
02:34but in the book that I was reading,
02:37and I just went and clicked on my page with him.
02:41I was talking about living.
02:42I mothers thinking about living.
02:45I'm not talking about living.
02:46I kept here being a living.
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