01:29My roommate thinks you're the greatest thing to come along since the morning after pill
01:33Francisco Vega is in town with his new main squeeze on his arm
01:37My girlfriend dumped me for a movie star
01:39Ooh, what do you do when you're all alone?
01:41I make dreams come true
01:43How do you do that?
01:44Make it $500, sweetie
01:45How'd you like to make $5,000?
01:47Mother, this is my girlfriend, Ashley Ann Wright
01:49Better grow up and get a profession
01:51You think a girl like that wants to live hand to mouth?
01:54Funny you should put it that way
01:56She's apparently onto a very big story
02:00She takes her job very seriously
02:01I shouldn't imbibe so copiously
02:03I become passionate, aggressive, absurd
02:06I just...
02:07Hey, Ashley
02:09I can't talk to you right now
02:10What could possibly be so secretive about that?
02:12Unless there's some funny business going on
02:14Unless there's some funny business going on
02:16This is real life
02:20Real life is fine for people who can't do any better
02:22It's supposed to be one tiny little lousy hour interview
02:26Instead, lost the whole weekend
02:28I'm onto a real story here
02:30Take off your raincoat
02:31I can't
02:32I have no clothes underneath
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