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00:01Here, in Love Island, it's been a dramatic final week.
00:13With shattered dreams.
00:16Mike and Tyler have been dumped from the island tonight.
00:19Romantic scenes.
00:21Want to be my girlfriend?
00:23Yeah.
00:24And baby screams.
00:27Who's a clever boy?
00:31Yes, get ready for another cavalcade of chaos.
00:35Oh, shit.
00:39Fantastic.
00:41Courtship.
00:41I'm in love with you.
00:43And canoodling.
00:45That's right, canoodling.
00:47Yeah.
00:50Expect unseen explosives as well as all the action from the last week on the island.
00:56This is your final hot list.
01:00Here we go.
01:01Who does that?
01:02It's Love Island, cuz.
01:04Hey.
01:20Welcome to the final hot list.
01:22The last installment of unseen moments and outrageous antics from ITV's answer to center parks.
01:28Soon our seven weeks of watching doovies bobbing about in the dark will be over, and we must return to
01:35our real lives.
01:36No.
01:37Don't make me go back.
01:41Have you ever wondered what it would take to crack Mike's cam in an uber-confident exterior?
01:47In this exclusive clip, it seems Olivia had the answer.
02:07More bedroom action later on.
02:10Now, you'd hardly say out of the islanders that Alex is the one with the big mouth, until you've seen
02:16this.
02:17Take one more bite, and the whole thing's going to go in.
02:19One minute, whole thing, whole thing.
02:29You can't eat the whole thing.
02:31You have to bite a bit off first.
02:33Go on.
02:33Are you proper jeweled it?
02:34Keep going.
02:35Ah!
02:36Go on, push it in.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:37Go on.
02:39Push it in.
02:40Go on, my son.
02:40Push it in.
02:43Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:49In most normal relationships is a clear sequence of events, from flirtation, to dating, to seeing
02:56each other, to screaming matches, maybe that's just Chris and Olivia.
03:00This week, however, they finally became official.
03:03It was just like Romeo and Juliet, just with more cameras, and they actually understood what
03:08they were talking about.
03:10Can't they be my girlfriend?
03:11Yeah.
03:12Oh.
03:17I know.
03:18It's so cute.
03:18But within 24 hours, their whole relationship started to resemble the plot of a trashy Spanish
03:24soap opera.
03:25¿Comprende?
03:27Scene uno.
03:29Liv, just wind your neck and it's just a tweet.
03:32I don't know why I'm French.
03:36The Islanders took part in a challenge where they were asked to read out a bunch of tweets
03:40and guess who they were about.
03:42Don't think I haven't seen you slagging me off, whoever you are, at Ian's mum.
03:46But when the naggy tweet about you is from a famous musician and read out in front of your
03:51official boyfriend, that's a bit grime.
03:54Sorry, grim.
03:56And guess who it was about.
03:57OK, we're going to go for Chris.
03:59And the answer is...
04:03And guess what?
04:04Olivia didn't take it lightly.
04:06I wouldn't sit there whispering to Amber, Chris.
04:09You look a twat.
04:10And if you thought that was Ox, then RMGK87 got involved.
04:14Blank telling blank she loves him too.
04:18Roughly six hours after saying she'd shagged blank in the hideaway if nobody would find out.
04:25And guess who it was about.
04:27The first answer is Olivia.
04:31Then she told...
04:33Chris.
04:35And the last one is...
04:37Mike.
04:38As if it wasn't bad enough.
04:40It's just sex, guys.
04:41Chill out.
04:42I can't even look at her.
04:44We weren't even together.
04:46Back to my Spanish-French hybrid accent.
04:48We go.
04:49Sin dos.
04:50It's muggy.
04:51You can be pee-pied off at me, but I can't be pee-pied off at you.
04:55That's exactly how it's said.
04:56That's just muggy, isn't it?
04:57It's not muggy.
04:58I knew you'd make a massive deal out of it.
05:00But you've made a massive deal out of it.
05:01No, I didn't like...
05:02Because of the way I reacted.
05:03Yeah, because you were smiling.
05:04And I said to you about 20 seconds after, like, don't worry about you.
05:08Now I'm being bad.
05:09I'm being bad and childish, because I gave up.
05:11I'm not arguing.
05:11I'd say a lot of time arguing, because we're done with arguing.
05:13So walk away from it, then.
05:14It was a joke.
05:15Because it's one room for you and another.
05:17You could be pissed off at me for my tweet, but I can't be pissed off at you.
05:20Sin tres.
05:21It's come back to haunt me.
05:23He's brought his toys out of the pram.
05:27I'm just getting, like, crucified.
05:28I'm just being myself.
05:30And he's so perfect.
05:31Like, I'm just...
05:34Stopping to argue anymore.
05:36We've argued four weeks.
05:37And now some benign, stupid comment that I've made has come back to haunt me.
05:42And he's throwing his toys out of the pram.
05:44Sin cuatro.
05:46Simple as that.
05:47Isn't it like?
05:48He wants you to apologize.
05:50Have you apologized?
05:51I haven't spoken to him.
05:52Well, he wants you to apologize.
05:53And I think that's about it, really, to be honest with you.
05:56Which is fair enough.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Simple as that, isn't it like?
05:59I can do that.
06:01Sin cinco.
06:02If I'd wanted to sleep with Mike, I would have coupled up with him and not you.
06:07Obviously, I don't want to sleep with Mike.
06:09If I wanted to sleep with Mike, I would have coupled up with him and not you.
06:12What?
06:15It's not funny, Chris.
06:16None of it's funny.
06:17I get what you're saying, innit?
06:19I'm a bit wounded.
06:21He's a bit wounded.
06:22Both for different reasons.
06:23But at the end of the day, like, Chris and I have come so far that nothing's going to get
06:28between us now.
06:41After seven weeks cooped up together, some of the islanders are going a little stir crazy.
06:45Here's an exclusive clip of Chris doing his impression of a broken fridge.
06:50Or it might be from the horror film The Grudge.
06:52Either way, it's borderline psychotic.
06:55Which is his...
06:56Wait, which is his one?
06:58No, that's...
06:59Oh, yeah, it's the grudge, innit?
07:01Or we'll do, like...
07:03Stop it now, Chris.
07:05Keep going.
07:05Chris?
07:06Keep going.
07:06Keep going.
07:06Don't listen to Sam.
07:08Stop doing it.
07:09Keep going.
07:11Keep going.
07:12Keep going.
07:16There is some...
07:18Oh, it's like a farm animal.
07:21Oh.
07:35As well as being glued to your TVs this series, you've also been tweeting like Donald Trump in a temper.
07:41Sharing your unfiltered thoughts on the goings-on in the villa.
07:45But what got you tweeting the most?
07:48Was it the moment Kemba finally turned into one person?
07:52Oh, my God, we look like twins.
07:55Was it Olivia's strange beauty regimes?
07:59Or was it the moment Jamie mistook his mouth for an ashtray?
08:04Surprisingly, none of these made the top ten.
08:07Here's what did.
08:08Ladies and gentlemen, it's only Love Island 2017 top-tweeted moments.
08:15At ten, it's Mike's first round at leaving the villa, with the sweet moment that Chris wheeled out his love
08:21rival's suitcase.
08:23He nicked all the mugs, you know.
08:24Oh, God, mate, you're a great guy.
08:28At nine, it's the moment the Islanders dumped Jess over Olivia and Chloe, leaving poor Dom heartbroken in a luxury
08:35Spanish villa for a whole two weeks.
08:37How could you?
08:38So the person we've chosen to be dumped from the island is Jess.
09:07At eight, it's when Georgia misread her invite to the white party and broke up the strong and stable Kemba.
09:14However, I'm doing my shocked face right now.
09:16Being a new person, I don't feel the need to play it safe.
09:21So for that reason, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
09:25Kem.
09:34More from Love Island 2017's most top-tweeted moments later.
09:41Cut off from society, well, social media, our Islanders would give their left leg to get back online.
09:49So it was hardly surprising that the villa's latest arrival was all about the tweets.
09:53He was laughing at me, mate, or something like that, weren't he?
09:59And then I've got...
10:00Oh, are you pantering me? Are you pantering?
10:04Liv, you've got to see this.
10:05Liv.
10:05Liv.
10:07Liv!
10:08What is it?
10:09There's a bird in here.
10:10Oh, my God, what?
10:13Honestly, just seeing this bird pinging across the bedroom, and I've just started screaming.
10:17I've got everyone up.
10:20Oh, shit.
10:21We should have called a recoupling this afternoon because a new bird turned up.
10:24We need to make our thing.
10:26Yeah, it's done that.
10:26Block it, block it so it goes out the door.
10:28Right, okay.
10:28Cut!
10:29Cut!
10:31Cut!
10:31Cut!
10:32Ah!
10:33Very agile.
10:34Quick.
10:35So, yeah, it took quite a few of us, long story short.
10:38It's in the lounge!
10:39Is it?
10:40I sort of eventually could close in on it and gently grab it and put it out the door.
10:46Jamie!
10:47Yes, Jamie!
10:47Yeah!
10:49Ha-ha!
10:50We did it!
10:51We got it, Frank!
10:52We've done it!
10:53We did it!
10:54He's going back to his family!
10:58Break time now, but first it's time to play the game that's become more popular than Love
11:03Island itself.
11:04It's what happened next!
11:07Here's a clip of Montana in the kitchen, with Alex sneaking towards her.
11:12But to be honest, Chris, I've got full faith.
11:14I actually do have full faith in you.
11:15Thanks, baby.
11:16I actually do.
11:17I know you do deep down.
11:18I actually do.
11:19And, like, the reason that I get so frustrated is because I know you've got it in you.
11:21You're just a lazy...
11:22But what happened next?
11:25Was it...
11:26Alex asks her if she'd reenact the fairy liquid advert with him?
11:31Alex jumps up, she screams, and drops absolutely everything.
11:35See you after the break.
11:54Welcome back to your weekly hot list, featuring a tonne of unseen footage from the final week
11:59in the Mediterranean mansion of the Mediterranean mansion of love, and you can tell it's the final
12:03week when you play a commercial dance track into the villa.
12:06Ring-a-ring-a Islanders, anyone?
12:08One, two, three, five!
12:12Oh, no!
12:14Go in the middle!
12:16Yes!
12:17No, we're done.
12:18Hold on!
12:19Other way, other way, other way!
12:20This way, this way!
12:20This way, this way!
12:31This way!
12:41Before the break, we showed you a clip of Alex creeping through the kitchen towards Montana
12:45and asked you, ooh, what happens next?
12:49Here's the answer.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Thanks, babe.
12:52Do you know what I'm in?
12:54It was Bea.
12:56Are you alright?
12:57Alex!
12:58For fuck's sake!
13:00If you've ever wondered what goes on in the villa once all the lights go out and the
13:05rumpy-pumpy's over, you're in for a treat as we introduce you to the magical twilight
13:10world of Chris.
13:12Three o'clock in the morning, and it looks like it's gonna be another sleepless night.
13:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
13:23Yeah, yeah.
13:27Maybe I'm being foolish, cause I haven't heard you mention anybody's name at all.
13:35Get away.
13:37Don't finish, get away.
13:38Just, shh.
13:43Each time you plug your eyes, I've heard it said that dreams never lie.
13:53Hey, wait, did I dream it?
13:57What?
13:58Did someone come here and put salt in my arms?
14:01Yeah.
14:02I've dreamt now, I'm not with you.
14:04Yeah, you're not with me.
14:10Talking in your sleep with loving on your mind.
14:19Hmm, I like that.
14:23Enjoy it, it makes me happy.
14:32during a quiet evening in the villa the islanders were about to catch up on the ironing and watch
14:37the new series of game of thrones on the telly but i wasn't having that
14:44oh yes i can now got a text got a text islanders please gather around the fire pit immediately
14:54what is that no it's not a joke montana i haven't got enough credit to be texting jokes
15:03the islanders were told that the public had been voting for their favorite couple and that the
15:07couple with the fewest votes would be leaving the villa that night the first couple's announces
15:12safe and providing a chance for the islanders to practice their lackluster clapping techniques
15:17where kim and amber alex and montana jamie and camilla sam and georgia
15:37marcel and gabby
15:44leaving chris and olivia and mike and tyler to battle it out for the final spot
15:49the final couple safe is
15:54chris and olivia
15:57which means mike and tyler have been dumped from the island tonight
16:07and so the islanders bid farewell to mike and tyler or tyke as i prefer to call them
16:21oh my god i got it i got it don't shag them
16:30what can i do i went in there pulled the best looking bird and i still got voted out there's
16:35definitely potential for the future i'd hope yeah um i am very excited to see where things will go
16:41mike yeah what she said
16:44guys i've booked you separate rooms for tonight in separate hotels in separate countries
16:50mike amazingly you're staying in mine safe journey tyler
16:59time to continue our countdown of 2017's most tweeted moments
17:03as i reveal a few more of the nuggets of love island gold
17:06which got you lot in a cyber twiz
17:09at number seven there was a lot of noise on twitter about the amount of noise
17:13chris and olivia were generating in the villa
17:16there was a lot of shouting
17:18what is it okay for me to say something because i'm upset and it's not okay
17:22please stop shouting
17:23well conversation's done then
17:25all right well we're fucking what so that's it then yeah
17:27well if you don't want to be my fucking friend then that's it innit
17:34at six the moment kem and amber showed they loved each other by coupling up with practically total strangers
17:40after just three days apart
17:43nathan
17:44nathan go and join amber congratulations
17:46we have a third new couple
17:56hi kim hi china welcome to the villa
18:01kim as you can see amber chose to recouple as well
18:03which means that both of you couples will remain on the island
18:07lovely
18:09at five it's the moment that johnny decided to do one
18:12and tyler very much didn't
18:17guys it's been an absolute pleasure knowing all of you
18:19been one of the best things i've ever done in my life
18:22but i've done my time here i've done it to death
18:26this girl's still got a lot more to prove here
18:28and uh i'm gonna miss you all
18:30but when it's your time it's your time
18:32and i said i was gonna walk out with a big smile on my face
18:36more from the countdown later on
18:42this week gabby decided it was finally time to tell myself she loves him
18:46she got there in the end
18:48but she had to conquer a string of love island shaped obstacles on the way
18:52brace yourselves as we invite you to experience
18:55gabby's goblet see how you like it obstacle one
19:00the lie detector during the week the girls were put under the love island spotlight and had to take part
19:07in a lie detector test where they answer questions written by their partners
19:11do you genuinely love marcel what do i say to this one
19:17oh you ruined it
19:20no
19:22not quite the response to me would they be
19:25let's see if you are telling the truth
19:30obstacle two
19:32the spanish inquisition
19:35i feel humiliated because
19:38like i've been saying like i want to tell him that i love him but then all of a sudden
19:41there's like
19:41ha you don't love him and i'm like but i do like i actually really do
19:45because it wasn't just the last question was it
19:47there was like three and it said about the twitter one yesterday
19:51and about the genuine feelings
19:52that will have knocked him big
19:54all right well i'm fucking hell
19:56i can't believe they're trying to have like a supportive chat and these two are literally going
19:59yeah but obviously we have to touch on that
20:01do you know what i mean
20:04obstacle free
20:05the artist formerly known as the breakup bench
20:08the bitching bench
20:10um gabby tonight
20:12is going to tell mars that she loves him
20:16fuck off
20:17i know she is
20:18she's just feels
20:19yeah but she's been she's been planning it for three four days
20:22yes but for her she's just felt a fucking lie detector
20:24it was like a game of crystal maze
20:26she thought she was in a crystal maze looking for answers
20:29she only knows
20:30if she got the fucking wrong one out of two possible answers
20:33she's lying
20:34that's all i'm saying
20:35obstacle four
20:37the shouting
20:38the endless shouting
21:10you know i love you sam and i honestly do
21:11obstacle five
21:12the tipsy girl's trying to spell
21:14i need to hear here here
21:16george george george
21:17yeah i'll do it but fuck me they said it i don't know
21:21after that today it literally just my head is gone
21:24because i feel like i haven't told you what i needed to say
21:29what do you need to say
21:30nothing
21:34oh my head is gone i just want to get in bed
21:37my nun's out
21:40maybe like actions speak louder than words
21:48so maybe you should look over the balcony
21:51yeah she said it now
21:52she said it now
21:53she's getting up
22:18no but like it's not like i just love you as a person like i'm in love with you
22:23that's why it got to me so bad today because like i haven't had a chance to say it to
22:27you
22:28come here
22:29shout
22:30shout
22:46during the lie detector test
22:47amber was asked if she'd ever faked an orgasm with chem
22:50she answered no but the result came back as undetermined which is very anticlimactic for chem
22:57so he decided to put it to the test with help of g-spot georgia and hit the spot sam
23:03the only one that bothered me a little bit
23:06was the fake orgasm
23:09so for me there's only one way
23:11to settle this
23:12to settle this
23:13we're all gonna go around in a circle and we're gonna all do our own fake one
23:16i need to know the truth
23:17right amber there's only one way to try it
23:19let me get into my zone
23:20let me get into my zone
23:20let me get in i'm gonna count you in on the count of three amber
23:22three two one and fake it
23:39i've done it i've done it i've done it
23:52i know you're gonna fight
23:53i feel like i'm not sort of
23:57sam fucking loosen up a little bit
23:59sam fucking nail that
23:59sam loosen up a little bit
24:01right i'm gonna go three two one
24:02there's a wall
24:03there's a wall
24:03three two one
24:05three two one
24:09yeah
24:10are you pattering
24:14is that serious
24:16i need a fake cigarette after watching that
24:18you can't fake one of me because i'm a real g
24:29now i've got a question i've been dying to ask you lot
24:32well since the last time i asked it at the end of part one
24:35what happens next
24:37here's a clip of george and sam having a good old giggle in the garden
24:41a bit what ab is next
24:43sick it's out soon you know
24:44or
24:45what's his name
24:47oh my head's just gone blank
24:49what
24:49spyro
24:51are they bringing it out
24:52no but it's good i'm rayman
24:54is it
24:55a
24:56they touch each other and get an electric shock
24:59b
24:59sam sees a snake in the grass heading towards georgia and wrestles with it
25:04c
25:05sam says his favourite state in america is montana and georgia storms off
25:10i'll reveal that the answer is a after the break
25:24welcome back to the weekly hot list the show where attractive people spend seven weeks copping off with other attractive
25:30people in a stunning paradise location
25:33now they may be beautiful but they're not always bright even getting out of the pool can be a challenge
25:39isn't that right chem
25:40come on
25:42that's it that's it that's it
26:02what happens next
26:04what happens next
26:04and i can now reveal the answer
26:06great moment
26:07oh my god
26:07ah
26:08it was a
26:09god we have got a connection
26:10fuck
26:11it's the biggest connection i've had since i've been in here i thought you'd even do it
26:13you bastard
26:14that it that didn't it
26:18it's the biggest connection
26:18it's the biggest connection
26:20it's the biggest connection
26:21sam and georgia have struggled to keep their hands off one another this week
26:24but unlike most of the other couples in the villa
26:26they haven't gone all the way yet
26:28ha ha
26:29hey you gotta pretend this pillow is georgia and you're gonna go all the way with it
26:32which georgia is probably relieved about
26:34especially after he showed everyone what she can expect
26:37he pulled her head off
26:40is that on my neck
26:42i'm starting your neck now
26:44oh
26:46i can't hear any speaking sam
26:48you gotta talk to her
26:49he's her
26:49what's going on
26:50what's that
26:52what's that
26:53what's that
26:54what's that
26:54oh no
26:55oh no
26:55oh no
26:55oh no
26:56oh no
26:56oh no
26:57oh no
26:57oh no
26:57oh no
27:01oh no
27:01oh no
27:02oh no
27:02oh no
27:02oh no
27:06oh no
27:12earlier in the week
27:14our couples were set the challenge of looking after their own fake baby
27:17as a reward for successfully passing the challenge they were given a glitter party
27:24luckily they'd all packed the exact same body art in their suitcases
27:28come on
27:29come on
27:30come on
27:30come on
27:58y'all
27:58I believe that we was a fish the fish got legs eventually the fish turned into a monkey
28:04But you're chatting Shay
28:05Nah, you're chatting Shay
28:07The world never started underwater
28:10It's a load of bollocks
28:11That's not right
28:12What's an amphibian?
28:13An amphibian is someone with scales
28:15So they can live in water and they can live outside
28:17No, no, no, amphibians like frogs and toads
28:21I'll tell you the difference between a fish and a dolphin
28:23A dolphin is a mammal
28:24A dolphin is something that basically after fish evolved
28:27A dolphin is a fish
28:28No, a dolphin is a mammal
28:30A dolphin, a whale
28:31Isn't a dolphin a big fish?
28:33I can't be in this conversation
28:34Why am I in this conversation?
28:38Chris!
28:39Chris!
28:40Chris!
28:40A dolphin is not a fish!
28:42A dolphin is a big fish!
28:45He's trying to tell me a dolphin is not a fish!
28:48You know, I fucking love saying the bits
28:50Chris, all them like
28:51I couldn't help but just have a little prod
28:54My last question
28:55So obviously the first thing that would come to life from that was one human
29:00Who did he, what did he have sex with?
29:02What did he shag?
29:03Listen, okay, let's go back through
29:04Do you know all the different species of human?
29:06Yeah
29:07What a name of you?
29:08No, there's Homo ergestar, Homo erectus, Homo habilis, Homo neanderthalensis
29:12All these different species of human
29:14Who?
29:14Again, this is what you need
29:17Homo ergestar, Homo erectus, Homo habilis, Homo neanderthalensis
29:22These are the species of human
29:23Neanderthal man is Homo neanderthalensis
29:26What are you on about?
29:27Exactly, it's hard to explain
29:30Would you like some Homo teletalensis on your toast?
29:36I've lost my head
29:37But I get what you're getting at
29:38To be fair, I can see where you're coming from
29:40I just don't believe him
29:41Yeah, Jamie's a clever guy
29:43I mean, he knows his stuff about evolution
29:45And obviously taught me and Sam a little bit or two
29:48About the whole theory
29:49So, you know, it's good to have someone in here
29:51You can learn off and he's a clever guy
29:53And yeah, long may it continue
29:55I mean, every day you learn something, don't you?
29:57After their lesson in Darwinist biology theory
30:00I decide to take the shine off that glitter
30:03Through the medium of the text message
30:06Text! Text! Text!
30:09What?
30:10Islanders, please gather around the fire pit immediately
30:14As if the islanders weren't stressed enough
30:17At the thought of having to pick glitter of every orifice
30:20It was my job to pour cold water on their party
30:23With a right royal dumping
30:25Right, let's get typing
30:29Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple
30:32The couple with the fewest votes will be dumped from the island tonight
30:41The first couple at risk is
30:45Marcel and Gabby
30:47Shock
30:51The second couple at risk is
30:56Sam and Georgia
31:02The final couple at risk is
31:05Alex and Montana
31:09This is the most traumatic game of musical statues I've ever been part of
31:16The couple with the fewest votes and dumped from the island is
31:26Sam and Georgia
31:27Sam and Georgia
31:30It was always going to be us at this work, guys
31:38It's been sick
31:39So it was goodbye to Sam and Georgia
31:42Bye, guys! Bye!
31:45At the end of the day, I've come back in
31:47And I've got out of it what I've wanted to get out of it
31:50I've come in there without a girl
31:52Come out with a girl
31:54I didn't actually expect to walk out to someone that I genuinely like
31:57And I have
31:58So it actually feels more sweet than bitter 100%
32:03Let's hope they don't set off the glitter detectors at the airport
32:10And with all that glitter, let's turn back to Twitter
32:13And our next instalment of the top tweeted moments of the series
32:19At number four
32:20They say that honesty is the best policy
32:23Unless you want people to like you
32:25And Theo really doesn't seem to mind either way
32:27I think if Tyler really liked him, she should go as well, really
32:30Theo, be quiet, seriously
32:34Shut the fuck up, Theo
32:35No, I'm just saying if she really cares, that's what she's doing
32:38Theo, shut up, Theo
32:40Are you fucking serious?
32:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
32:42Fuck off
32:43Fuck off, bro
32:43No, there's nothing against Johnny, eh?
32:45Theo, Theo, Theo, listen
32:47No, no, no, honestly, I was not against you
32:49It was a time and a place here
32:50It's not the right time and a place, bro
32:51All right?
32:52Happy June
32:53Bye
32:53Love you
32:55At number three
32:56You saw it earlier
32:57Live, wishes, Stormzy
32:59would just shut up and Chris contemplates his future rap career he's got 99 problems
33:05and live is well all of them you're too good for her mate
33:14act two just what Olivia thought she would say we threw a spanner in the works actually
33:19we threw in a pair of spanners it was the return of Sam and Mike oh my god it was
33:24sick
33:43absolutely fucking speechless the first time in my life I know you'll all be dying to know what
33:48number one is which is why I'm not going to tell you until later on in the show keep watching
34:00first there was Ben Affleck and Matt Damon then there was Brad Pitt and George Clooney but now
34:05there's a bromance which has captured the nation's hearts for almost two whole months
34:10Kim and Chris or as I prefer to call them kiss you can read me like a book I'll fucking
34:16show
34:16everything I don't I only need to look at you and I know exactly what emotion is going through your
34:20body did you for heart he keeps parting he's kept a little bit nervous it's Kevin Chris
34:30beauty cosmetics and we turn insecurities into securities you know just now just kind of
34:38plant it at the bottom and then pull it up but pushed out yeah that's it when I wake up
34:56in the
34:56morning obviously wake up to see Amber's face but I also wake up to see yours is that weird because
35:01I do as
35:08as long as you love me who you are where you're from don't care what you did as long as
35:21you love me
35:22don't care what we are proper soppy and I've realized we are soft as shit we are so insane we
35:29literally we're like insane
35:47most likely to get a new bromance
35:51three two one
35:53I would never change
36:01goodnight Chris
36:02okay goodnight
36:04night mate
36:05night buddy
36:07love you
36:07love you
36:14listen up to hear how you could win £30,000 at a Holiday to New Yorker
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36:30cash for your chance to win the lot just text love to 6855 text cost two pounds plus one standard
36:36network rate message go to the website entries cost two pounds or post your name and number to
36:43lve17 p.o box seven double five eight derby de1 zero nq entrance and guests must be 18 or over
36:53text entries close at 10 a.m monday the 7th of august good luck
37:03welcome back to the final part of the final hot list of the series but before we say goodbye
37:08there is still oodles of unseen action to get through like this clip featuring kem trying to
37:14learn some welsh which he hopes will impress amber's dad and he's having a bit of trouble
37:20no speaker the kingo as you would say in the valleys oh my god i wonder where kem's coming
37:25i'd love to meet kem say say this is my boyfriend hey this is my boyfriend where is kem why
37:31kem you
37:32team say dad this is kem what's his name hev hev no but i'm gonna say it okay dad this
37:39is kem hello kem
37:40nice to meet you tin yawn hev excellent the welsh is definitely getting there do i mean i'm just
37:47prepping just in case i meet the dad then i've got a little little summit something there ready to talk
37:53to him my blessing oh fantastic lovely words it was really nice you're right you're right hev um
38:07it's amazing to meet you i'm in love with your daughter nice so i said tin yawn hev my blessing
38:17i'm sure it was like i said it just sounds better innit this week after i'd finished flicking
38:28through tinder in my hotel room i set a poll on the love island app asking which love island phrase
38:34from the series has been your favorite i've always wanted to say this and the nominees are there's no
38:42point in putting your eggs into one basket she's wanting me her whole time i've piled her off piled
38:46her up piled her up so technically you are 100 percent my type on paper because i come back in
38:50the
38:50static track and i love her i thought that you'd be crafting me today yesterday we need to call him
38:55soppy scientists mugged off after mugged off after mugged off you need to be less melty in the future
39:01loud extra yeah you're not extra you voted in literally your tens and i can exclusively reveal
39:08that the winner is on paper she is 100 his type 100 my type on paper hoorah
39:19as the islanders were relaxing in the garden under the abnormally large fairy lights
39:23i was feeling a bit of distance between myself and gabby so i decided to get in touch
39:32oh that's the longest oh my god what islanders tonight each couple will secretly vote for one
39:39other couple that they think should be dumped from the island you must now discuss in your couples who
39:44you're going to choose and why before submitting your decision by text you must not discuss your decision
39:50with anyone else the couples with the most votes face being dumped from the island hashtag the final
39:55countdown that's absolutely should fuck as it dawned on jamie the islanders split up into their couples
40:04and put on their creepy quiet voices
40:10master doesn't care if he gets to the final one i don't think cabin really gives a
40:13shit like they've come in for a purpose they've met each other and to be honest they don't need an
40:17extra four days it doesn't make a difference to them whatsoever they're happy that they found each other
40:24one and alex for me i think it's more more like a kind of like a a lusty thing they
40:29have so much
40:30like a sexual chemistry that will soon fizzle out in it like in my own experience if it doesn't
40:35if it doesn't get deeper that is a weakness on their part there just isn't a good reason to see
40:45anyone
40:45i love coming with all my heart and we've been in here since day one but out of every couple
40:53they
40:54aren't in a relationship they are not in a committed relationship they are still seeing how things are
41:00going to work i love sota i love not but i don't i don't think alex is for her and
41:08so after some tense
41:09deliberation it was time for our couples to send me their choices okay you send it
41:17so what we're thinking 100% man and alex
41:25do you want to send it
41:26do you want to send it to me
41:31jamie and camilla
41:33for me it would be between gabby and marcel and alex montana and for you it would be between
41:37jamie and camilla and montana it's the only name we both land on it's alex montana so the
41:41fair thing to do is that absolutely kills me and yeah it kills me because mums can we
41:46never mention this to anyone no literally no one no one okay happy yeah i have to vote gabby at
41:55mars
41:57should we send the text me that's not nice that's absolutely awful i feel sick
42:10i'm going to be dead dead honest there is only one thing i hated i think i feel the same
42:18way that i
42:19would choose now that i could even weigh this over yeah i think it's i have the same thing
42:46how do you think i feel all i ever do is send texts so after the texting marathon montana and
42:54alex had three votes whilst gabby and marcel and jamie and camilla had one vote each
42:59meaning those three couples faced being dumped from the island
43:14and finally the results are in i can now reveal the top tweeted moment of the series
43:21at number one it was a busy old night on twitter when johnny ditched queen camilla of the villa and
43:27went
43:27in for the kill with tyler you're very important to me and i would i would never want to see
43:33you
43:34upset i'd never want to see upset in a million years there is no relevance of how i feel right
43:38now to what you should then be pursuing with tyler oh sorry i want to stay for like a week
43:48what a smooth operator precisely 7.3 seconds after mugging off camilla he's away to pda with his new
44:00squeeze and now the end is near and so i face the final exclusive clip and on that note here's
44:08this year's golden couple to send you on your way movie for halloween get to know if you don't know
44:15get to know chris i just want six foot one hit me by the hour i swam on a tonne
44:20should we just quickly spit a couple yeah all right this is just freestyle balenciaga balenciaga
44:25balenciaga your hair is looking dead i think you need a new barber you say you play the field but
44:29you're just a farmer i don't need the gas i don't want the drama go just quick forward forward
44:33do you want to try again while you wait yeah three two one go it's your boy again it's a
44:38love show
44:39it's so intense you've got to take it slow i'll probably shed a tear i'll probably feel in love
44:42but who gives a sh it's love island cuz hey that's all from the hot list this year it's been
44:50fun but
44:51luckily i don't think it's affected me too badly so i've got my new tight white jeggings on and i'm
44:57off to do some serious grafting with some melt who thinks i'm a hundred percent her type on paper
45:02but i'm not putting all my eggs in one basket in case it all gets muggy and i get pied
45:07off
45:08goodbye for another year from the hot list
45:45goodbye for another year from the hot list
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