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00:00:11Who the hell am I?
00:00:14As soon as I came out to my dad,
00:00:16he banished me to his best friend's ranch
00:00:18in the middle of nowhere.
00:00:27You know why you're here?
00:00:29Oh.
00:00:30To see the long-term effects of inbreeding up close?
00:00:33Don't get smart.
00:00:34You're here because you're gay.
00:00:38You got big plans to run off to France and bake cupcakes?
00:00:42It's called culinary school?
00:00:43It's woman's work.
00:00:45I'm gonna show you what it means to be a real man.
00:00:47A real cowboy.
00:00:49Follow me.
00:00:56Hey, Colt.
00:00:58Come meet Evan.
00:00:59Robert's boy.
00:01:13Howdy, New York.
00:01:15You visiting the ranch?
00:01:16Or...
00:01:16Evan's staying here.
00:01:18What?
00:01:19We're putting him on the high school rodeo team.
00:01:23No.
00:01:24Dad, come on.
00:01:25We can't have someone like him on the team.
00:01:26Are you kidding me?
00:01:27Excuse me?
00:01:28You don't even know me.
00:01:30I'm sorry.
00:01:31I promise, Robert.
00:01:32You can have your dreams.
00:01:34If you last the season.
00:01:36But if you tuck tail before state...
00:01:41Bye-bye, Paris.
00:01:43Dad.
00:01:44Come on.
00:01:45You can't do this to me.
00:01:46We start our competitions tomorrow.
00:01:47It's not up for discussion.
00:01:50I don't tolerate any gay shit under my roof.
00:01:53Do something weird.
00:01:55Especially to my son.
00:01:57And you're gone.
00:01:58Now, go to school.
00:02:03Don't worry.
00:02:04Being gay is contagious.
00:02:07I'm not worried about that.
00:02:09Then why are you being such an asshole?
00:02:11This is my year.
00:02:13Okay, I win state.
00:02:14I go pro.
00:02:15And I get the hell out of this goddamn town.
00:02:19I can't do that with dead weight like you.
00:02:21Oh, yeah?
00:02:22Well, tough luck.
00:02:23Because joining your little rodeo is the only way that my dad signs up from culinary school.
00:02:27So, too bad.
00:02:30Well, your dream...
00:02:32ruins mine.
00:02:34What is happening to me?
00:02:37I cannot get hard for a straight cowboy.
00:02:40Is that what I think it is?
00:02:43Can we just go to school now, please?
00:02:47Sure.
00:02:47It's about three miles that way.
00:02:50Hey, you don't mean I should walk.
00:02:54Welcome to Mapleville.
00:02:56Now get the fuck out.
00:03:11Hey, that's that twig from New York right there.
00:03:14You can tell he's gay just by looking at him.
00:03:17My mom already called the school to complain.
00:03:24You actually walked.
00:03:25Here I thought you'd give up the first time you stepped in horseshoe.
00:03:28Are you actually psychotic?
00:03:30How could you leave me behind?
00:03:32Are you really that mad that I'm joining your little rodeo?
00:03:35Everything you do on the team affects our rankings.
00:03:38And if we don't win state, I can't go pro.
00:03:40Okay, well that sounds like a skills issue to me.
00:03:44Go home.
00:03:46No one wants you here.
00:03:49Ow!
00:03:51First day at my new high school and it is going exactly as I expected.
00:03:56All the homophobic hicks hate me.
00:04:08Clear's working hard on his coloring over there.
00:04:13It's got you so focused.
00:04:15Hey, you kid.
00:04:16Holy shit.
00:04:18Look at this.
00:04:18He's about to draw dick and balls.
00:04:21Oh my god.
00:04:22That looks like cold.
00:04:25Cold has got me so riled up.
00:04:27I drew him without meaning to.
00:04:29Are you drawing naked pictures of me, New York?
00:04:34No.
00:04:35It's a statue of David.
00:04:37You're just so self-absorbed you think it's you.
00:04:40Then you won't mind if I keep it, right?
00:04:42Now the fairy can't go home and jerk off to it later.
00:04:46Oh, okay.
00:04:47So Colt took it so he can jerk off to himself.
00:04:49I see.
00:04:53You ain't worth the mud under my boots.
00:04:56And everyone here knows it.
00:04:57You ain't worth it.
00:05:03On your marks.
00:05:05Rope!
00:05:07Jill, keep your eyes up.
00:05:11There she is.
00:05:12That's way better.
00:05:13Good job.
00:05:13Here for practice.
00:05:15Can I grab a rope?
00:05:16No.
00:05:17I don't got time to teach you before the comp tomorrow.
00:05:20Good, Jill.
00:05:22Yes.
00:05:23Now we're getting there.
00:05:26So you aim for the head, right?
00:05:29Like it's a green toss.
00:05:32Go away.
00:05:33Okay, you're just going to make a mess of things.
00:05:35Let me try.
00:05:37Told you you'd make a mess.
00:05:47Now he's making a mess.
00:05:49Practice is over.
00:05:50Everybody get out.
00:05:53Except for you.
00:05:54Whoa!
00:05:55You're coming with me.
00:06:01Where are you taking me?
00:06:02I'm not going down without a fight.
00:06:04Shut up and rinse off.
00:06:06You don't gotta look like shit just cause we're treating you like shit.
00:06:12At least you admit you're treating me like shit.
00:06:14Well, if you would have just done what I say, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess, huh?
00:06:32Make yourself useful and get my back.
00:06:43I know Colt wants to torture me, but this is not an attack I saw coming.
00:06:51Your turn.
00:06:52What?
00:06:53Come on, New York. Take your shirt off or I'll do it for you.
00:06:59Well, I can do it myself.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:17You got dirtier than I did.
00:07:18I said not to look.
00:07:19Don't be a pussy.
00:07:20This ain't gonna hurt.
00:07:24Arms down, please.
00:07:28Why is this sexy straight cowboy who hates me blushing my body right now?
00:07:45How low are you planning to go?
00:07:49Well, I was just seeing if there's anything else that needs my attention.
00:07:53Find anything?
00:07:55I need a better look.
00:08:05Are you trying to get in my pants?
00:08:12Gross. I'm not like that.
00:08:14Sorry, I-
00:08:14Finish rinsing off your set.
00:08:18He must have no idea what his touch does to me.
00:08:22Colt!
00:08:23Not a word about this to anyone.
00:08:24What the hell did I just walk in on?
00:08:28We fell in a wheelbarrow.
00:08:30Getting caught with the gay kid dripping wet shirts off.
00:08:34Risky.
00:08:34What are you doing here?
00:08:36Catching a ride home with you?
00:08:37Of course he has a girlfriend.
00:08:39He's a straight cowboy.
00:08:41But the way he looked at me...
00:08:45Okay, hi, I'm Evan.
00:08:46It's nice to meet you, Colt's girlfriend.
00:08:50Gross, dude. That's my sister.
00:08:52Hazel, me to set the truck.
00:08:54What?
00:08:55Go!
00:09:01I'll give you a ride back to the ranch, then you can pack up your shit and get out.
00:09:04I can't have you in the way when we're prepping for the competition tomorrow.
00:09:06I can't leave.
00:09:08I told you, if I stick this out, I get my dream of culinary school.
00:09:12Fine.
00:09:13Stay.
00:09:16This town will chew you up and spit you out in about a week anyway.
00:09:19Boys like you don't last long around here.
00:09:21Boys like me?
00:09:22You mean gay kids?
00:09:23You should swallow your pride before you get hurt.
00:09:30Oh, I'm gonna show you pride, cowboy.
00:09:42I'm so sure I'm gonna embarrass his team.
00:09:45Let's see how he handles a little rainbow spotlight of his own.
00:10:00I'm so sure I'm gonna embarrass his team.
00:10:02Let's see how he handles a little rainbow spotlight of his own.
00:10:06Cowboys.
00:10:07Really?
00:10:20Colt hung up my drawing?
00:10:31Evan?
00:10:33What are you doing here?
00:10:36You kept this drawing.
00:10:38Why?
00:10:39Who makes me think of you?
00:10:42Maybe Colt's not as bad as I think.
00:10:45I shouldn't mess with his outfit.
00:10:47Get out of here, perv.
00:10:51Fuck that.
00:10:52He needs a reality check.
00:11:02How are you with the team?
00:11:04I finished my event.
00:11:06I came to walk Colt.
00:11:07Mapleville sucks.
00:11:08He's from Box Elder High School.
00:11:10Our biggest rivals.
00:11:12Colt hates him.
00:11:13More than anyone.
00:11:14More than me?
00:11:16Colt doesn't hate you.
00:11:18He's lashing out like a wounded raccoon because you're getting close to what hurts.
00:11:22Next up in barrel racing, Colt Maddox from Mapleville High.
00:11:27Woo!
00:11:27Alright, Colt!
00:11:31Maddox is the number one ranked barrel racer in the senior division with a 16.8 personal base.
00:11:38What the fuck?
00:11:47Whoa, girl.
00:11:48It's okay.
00:11:49It's okay.
00:11:52Why is everyone freaking out?
00:11:53It's just a little pride.
00:11:54Flashing lights scare horses.
00:11:56And a scared horse is hard of control.
00:12:06Brought her down.
00:12:07Colt Maddox drove from his horse and possibly injured.
00:12:12Somebody turn these damn lights off!
00:12:14They're smoking my horse!
00:12:17You?
00:12:17You?
00:12:18You got any idea what you've done?
00:12:19You could've killed me!
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I didn't know your horse was a freak.
00:12:22It was a stupid prank.
00:12:23Being stupid makes you dangerous around here.
00:12:31Hey.
00:12:33I'm so sorry.
00:12:34Let me wrap it for you.
00:12:36Haven't you done enough?
00:12:37Ooh!
00:12:38Nice!
00:12:39Well, that's so cold.
00:12:40Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
00:12:42Shut up, Chance.
00:12:43It makes sense you couldn't stay on a horse because, oh, I think you prefer being the one who gets
00:12:48ridden, don't you?
00:12:48Hey asshole!
00:12:50Don't you have an event to rig?
00:12:51Cause that's how you win, right?
00:12:53You cheat.
00:12:57Better call your boyfriend off before we kick his ass!
00:13:02How about I kick your ass?
00:13:04What?
00:13:06What?
00:13:07Go get pissed off!
00:13:09I'm taking him down that state!
00:13:11Just watch!
00:13:12Yeah!
00:13:13Good luck on the boat, Nicky!
00:13:1720 years of coaching, and I've never been so ashamed!
00:13:22Take your friends and get!
00:13:26Damn fool!
00:13:28Picking a fight when you're injured?
00:13:30And the rest of you should know better.
00:13:33This is all your fault.
00:13:35You're on the first bus out of here, and I'll be damn sure your daddy knows why.
00:13:40No, no, please, I can't.
00:13:42If I go back, I will lose Paris.
00:13:43I will lose my future.
00:13:44That is everything to me.
00:13:45I don't give a good god damn!
00:13:48Wait.
00:13:49I got a better idea.
00:13:51Make New York my bitch and tell him better.
00:13:54I'll make sure he learns what it takes to be a real cowboy.
00:13:58Don't go easy on him.
00:13:59Or I'm pulling you from state.
00:14:10Come on out.
00:14:11Got a lot for you to do today.
00:14:21You cannot seriously expect me to wear...
00:14:24...this?
00:14:30Welcome to hell, stable boy.
00:14:46Where the hell am I?
00:14:49As soon as I came out to my dad, he banished me to his best friend's ranch in the middle
00:14:54of nowhere.
00:15:02You know why you're here?
00:15:05To see the long-term effects of inbreeding up close?
00:15:08Don't get smart.
00:15:09You're here because you're gay.
00:15:14You got big plans to run off to France and bake cupcakes?
00:15:17It's called culinary school?
00:15:18It's woman's work.
00:15:20I'm gonna show you what it means to be a real man.
00:15:23A real cowboy.
00:15:24Follow me.
00:15:31Hey, Colt.
00:15:33Come meet Evan.
00:15:34Robert's boy.
00:15:48Out of New York.
00:15:50You visiting the ranch or...?
00:15:52Evan's staying here.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54We're putting him on the high school rodeo team.
00:15:58No.
00:15:59Dad, come on.
00:16:00We can't have someone like him on the team.
00:16:01Are you kidding me?
00:16:03Excuse me?
00:16:04You don't even know me.
00:16:05I'm sorry.
00:16:06I promise, Robert.
00:16:08You can have your dreams.
00:16:09If you last the season.
00:16:11But if you tuck tail before state...
00:16:16Bye-bye, Paris.
00:16:19Dad.
00:16:20Come on.
00:16:20You can't do this to me.
00:16:21We start our competitions tomorrow.
00:16:23It's not up for discussion.
00:16:25I don't tolerate any gay shit under my roof.
00:16:28Do something weird.
00:16:30Especially to my son.
00:16:32And you're gone.
00:16:34Now, go to school.
00:16:38Don't worry.
00:16:39Being gay is contagious.
00:16:42I'm not worried about that.
00:16:44Then why are you being such an asshole?
00:16:46This is my year.
00:16:48Okay?
00:16:48I win state.
00:16:49I go pro.
00:16:50And I get the hell out of this goddamn town.
00:16:54I can't do that with dead weight like you.
00:16:56Oh, yeah?
00:16:57Well, tough luck.
00:16:58Because joining your little rodeo is the only way that my dad signs up from culinary school.
00:17:02So, too bad.
00:17:05Well, your dream...
00:17:08ruins mine.
00:17:09What is happening to me?
00:17:13I cannot get hard for a straight cowboy.
00:17:16Is that what I think it is.
00:17:18Can we just go to school now, please?
00:17:22Sure.
00:17:23It's about three miles that way.
00:17:25Hey!
00:17:25You don't mean I should walk.
00:17:29Welcome to Mapleville.
00:17:31Now get the fuck out.
00:17:43Let's go.
00:17:46Hey, that's that twig from New York right there.
00:17:49You can tell he's gay just by looking at him.
00:17:52My mom already called the school to complain.
00:17:59You actually walked.
00:18:00Here I thought you'd give up the first time you stepped in horse shit.
00:18:03Are you actually psychotic?
00:18:05How could you leave me behind?
00:18:07Are you really that mad that I'm joining your little rodeo?
00:18:10Everything you do on the team affects our rankings.
00:18:13And if we don't win state, I can't go pro.
00:18:15Okay, well that sounds like a skills issue to me.
00:18:19Go home.
00:18:21No one wants you here.
00:18:24Ow!
00:18:26First day at my new high school and it is going exactly as I expected.
00:18:31All the homophobic hicks hate me.
00:18:43Clear's working hard on his coloring over there.
00:18:49It's got you so focused.
00:18:50Hey, you kid.
00:18:52Holy shit.
00:18:53Look at this.
00:18:53He's about to draw dick and balls.
00:18:56Oh my god.
00:18:57That looks like Cole.
00:19:00Cole has got me so riled up.
00:19:02I drew him without meaning to.
00:19:05Are you drawing naked pictures of me, New York?
00:19:09No.
00:19:10It's a statue of David.
00:19:12You're just so self-absorbed you think it's you.
00:19:15Then you won't mind if I keep it, right?
00:19:17Now the fairy can't go home and jerk off to it later.
00:19:21Oh, okay.
00:19:22So Colt took it so he can jerk off to himself.
00:19:24I see.
00:19:29You ain't worth the mud under my boots.
00:19:31And everyone here knows it.
00:19:39On your marks.
00:19:40Rope!
00:19:43Jill, keep your eyes up.
00:19:46There she is.
00:19:47That's way better.
00:19:48Good job.
00:19:49I'm here for practice.
00:19:51Can I grab a rope?
00:19:52No.
00:19:52I don't got time to teach you before the comp tomorrow.
00:19:56Good, Jill.
00:19:57Yes.
00:19:58Now we're getting there.
00:20:01So you aim for the head, right?
00:20:04Like it's a green toss.
00:20:07Go away.
00:20:08Okay, you're just going to make a mess of things.
00:20:10Let me try.
00:20:13Told you you'd make a mess.
00:20:22Now who's making a mess?
00:20:24Practice is over!
00:20:25Everybody get out!
00:20:28Except for you.
00:20:29Whoa!
00:20:30You're coming with me.
00:20:36Where are you taking me?
00:20:38I'm not going down without a fight.
00:20:39Shut up and rinse off.
00:20:41You don't gotta look like shit just cause we're treating you like shit.
00:20:47At least you admit you're treating me like shit.
00:20:49Well, if you would have just done what I say,
00:20:51we wouldn't have gotten into this mess, huh?
00:21:07Make yourself useful and get my back.
00:21:19I know Colt wants to torture me, but this is not an attack I saw coming.
00:21:26Your turn.
00:21:27What?
00:21:28Come on, New York. Take your shirt off or I'll do it for you.
00:21:34Well, I can do it myself.
00:21:36Turn around.
00:21:52You got dirtier than I did.
00:21:53I said not to look.
00:21:54Don't be a pussy.
00:21:55This ain't gonna hurt.
00:21:59Arms down, please.
00:22:03Why is this sexy straight cowboy who hates me washing my body right now?
00:22:20How low are you planning to go?
00:22:24Well, I was just seeing if there's anything else that needs my attention.
00:22:28Find anything?
00:22:30I need a better look.
00:22:40Are you trying to get in my pants?
00:22:47Gross.
00:22:47I'm not like that.
00:22:49Sorry, I was-
00:22:49Finish rinsing off yourself.
00:22:53He must have no idea what his touch does to me.
00:22:57Colt!
00:22:58Not a word about this to anyone.
00:23:00What the hell did I just walk in on?
00:23:03We fell in a wheelbarrow.
00:23:05Getting caught with the gay kid.
00:23:07Dripping wet.
00:23:08Shirts off.
00:23:09Risky.
00:23:10What are you doing here?
00:23:11Catching a ride home with you.
00:23:13Of course he has a girlfriend.
00:23:14He's a straight cowboy.
00:23:16But the way he looked at me-
00:23:20Okay, hi, I'm Evan.
00:23:21It's nice to meet you, Colt's girlfriend.
00:23:25Ugh, gross.
00:23:26Dude, that's my sister.
00:23:28Hazel, meet us at the truck.
00:23:30Go!
00:23:36I'll give you a ride back to the ranch, then you can pack up your shit and get out.
00:23:39I can't have you in the way when we're prepping for the competition tomorrow.
00:23:42I can't leave.
00:23:43I told you, if I stick this out, I get my dream of culinary school.
00:23:47Fine.
00:23:48Stay.
00:23:51This town will chew you up and spit you out in about a week anyway.
00:23:54Boys like you don't last long around here.
00:23:56Boys like me?
00:23:57You mean gay kids?
00:23:59You should swallow your pride before you get hurt.
00:24:05Oh, I'm gonna show you pride, cowboy.
00:24:17Colt's so sure I'm gonna embarrass his team.
00:24:20Let's see how he handles a little rainbow spotlight of his own.
00:24:41Cowboys.
00:24:42Really?
00:24:51Cowboys.
00:24:55Colt hung up my drawing?
00:25:06Evan?
00:25:08What are you doing here?
00:25:11You kept this drawing.
00:25:13Why?
00:25:15Who makes me think of you?
00:25:17Maybe Colt's not as bad as I think.
00:25:20I shouldn't mess with his outfit.
00:25:23Get out of here, perv.
00:25:26Fuck that.
00:25:27He needs a reality check.
00:25:38Why aren't you with the team?
00:25:39Finish my event.
00:25:40I'm gonna watch Colt.
00:25:42Mapleville sucks.
00:25:44He's from Boxel, their high school.
00:25:46Our biggest rivals.
00:25:47Colt hates him.
00:25:48More than anyone.
00:25:50More than me?
00:25:51Colt doesn't hate you.
00:25:53He's lashing out like a wounded raccoon because you're getting close to what hurts.
00:25:57Next up in barrel racing, Colt Maddox from Mapleville High.
00:26:02Woo!
00:26:02Alright, Colt!
00:26:06Maddox is the number one ranked barrel race in the senior division with 16.8 personal base.
00:26:13What the fuck?
00:26:22Whoa, girl.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24It's okay.
00:26:27Why is everyone freaking out?
00:26:28It's just a little pride.
00:26:30Flashing like scare horses and a scared horse is hard of control.
00:26:37Ah!
00:26:39Ah!
00:26:41Ah!
00:26:41Ah!
00:26:41Ah!
00:26:41Got her down.
00:26:42Colt Maddox drove from his horse and possibly injured.
00:26:45Ah!
00:26:46Ah!
00:26:47Somebody turn these damn lots off!
00:26:49They're smoking my horse!
00:26:52You?
00:26:53You got any idea what you've done?
00:26:54You could've killed me!
00:26:55I'm sorry.
00:26:56I didn't know your horse was a freak.
00:26:57It was a stupid prank.
00:26:59Being stupid makes you dangerous around here.
00:27:02Ah!
00:27:06Hey!
00:27:08I'm so sorry.
00:27:09Let me wrap it for you.
00:27:11You haven't even done enough.
00:27:13Ooh!
00:27:13Nice!
00:27:14Well, that's so cold.
00:27:15Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
00:27:17Shut up, Chance.
00:27:18It makes sense you couldn't stay on a horse because...
00:27:21Oh, I think you prefer being the one who gets ridden, don't you?
00:27:23Hey, asshole!
00:27:25Don't you have an event to rig?
00:27:26Because that's how you win, right?
00:27:28You cheat.
00:27:32Better call your boyfriend off before we kick his ass!
00:27:37How about I kick your ass?
00:27:39Go fight!
00:27:42Go get this off!
00:27:44I'm taking you down that state!
00:27:46Just watch!
00:27:47Yeah!
00:27:48Good luck on the phone, D, Kim!
00:27:53Twenty years of coaching, and I've never been so ashamed.
00:27:57Take your friends and get.
00:28:01Damn fool.
00:28:03Picking a fight when you're injured?
00:28:05And the rest of you should know better.
00:28:08This is all your fault.
00:28:10You're on the first bus out of here,
00:28:12and I'll be damn sure your daddy knows why.
00:28:15No, no, no, please. I can't.
00:28:17If I go back, I will lose Paris.
00:28:18I will lose my future.
00:28:19That is everything to me.
00:28:21I don't give a good god damn.
00:28:23Wait.
00:28:25I got a better idea.
00:28:27Make New York my bitch and tell him better.
00:28:29I'll make sure he learns what it takes to be a real cowboy.
00:28:33Don't go easy on him.
00:28:34Or I'm pulling you from state.
00:28:45Come on out.
00:28:47I've got a lot for you to do today.
00:28:57You cannot seriously expect me to wear...
00:29:01this?
00:29:05Welcome to hell, stable boy.
00:29:22Where the hell am I?
00:29:24As soon as I came out to my dad,
00:29:26he banished me to his best friend's ranch
00:29:28in the middle of nowhere.
00:29:37You know why you're here?
00:29:39Oh.
00:29:40To see the long-term effects of inbreeding up close?
00:29:43Don't get smart.
00:29:45You're here because you're gay.
00:29:49You got big plans to run off to France and bake cupcakes?
00:29:52It's called culinary school?
00:29:53It's woman's work.
00:29:55I'm gonna show you what it means to be a real man.
00:29:58A real cowboy.
00:30:00Follow me.
00:30:07Hey, Colt.
00:30:08Come meet Evan.
00:30:09Robert's boy.
00:30:24Hi, New York.
00:30:25You visiting the ranch?
00:30:27Evan's staying here.
00:30:29What?
00:30:30On the high school rodeo team.
00:30:34No.
00:30:35Dad, come on.
00:30:35We can't have someone like him on the team.
00:30:37Are you kidding me?
00:30:38Excuse me?
00:30:39You don't even know me.
00:30:41I'm sorry.
00:30:41I promise, Robert.
00:30:43You can have your dreams.
00:30:45If you last the season.
00:30:46But if you tuck tail before state?
00:30:52Bye-bye, Paris.
00:30:54Dad.
00:30:55Come on, you can't do this to me.
00:30:56We start our competitions tomorrow.
00:30:58It's not up for discussion.
00:31:00I don't tolerate any gay shit under my roof.
00:31:03Do something weird.
00:31:05Especially to my son.
00:31:07And you're gone.
00:31:09Now, go to school.
00:31:13Hey, don't worry.
00:31:14Being gay is contagious.
00:31:17I'm not worried about that.
00:31:19Then why are you being such an asshole?
00:31:21This is my year.
00:31:23Okay, I win state.
00:31:24I go pro.
00:31:26And I get the hell out of this goddamn town.
00:31:29I can't do that with dead weight like you.
00:31:32Oh, yeah?
00:31:32Well, tough luck.
00:31:33Because joining your little rodeo is the only way that my dad signs up from coloring school.
00:31:37So, too bad.
00:31:40Well, your dream ruins mine.
00:31:44What is happening to me?
00:31:48I cannot get hard for a straight cowboy.
00:31:51Is that what I think it is?
00:31:53Could we just go to school now, please?
00:31:57Sure.
00:31:58It's about three miles that way.
00:32:00Hey, you don't mean I should walk.
00:32:04Welcome to Mapleville.
00:32:07Now get the fuck out.
00:32:19Hey, that's that tweak from New York right there.
00:32:25You can tell he's gay just by looking at him.
00:32:27My mom already called the school to complain.
00:32:34You actually walked.
00:32:35Here I thought you'd give up the first time you stepped in horseshoe.
00:32:38Are you actually psychotic?
00:32:40How could you leave me behind?
00:32:42Are you really that mad that I'm joining your little rodeo?
00:32:45Everything you do on the team affects our rankings.
00:32:48And if we don't win state, I can't go pro.
00:32:50Okay, well that sounds like a skills issue to me.
00:32:54Go home.
00:32:56No one wants you here.
00:32:59Ow!
00:33:01First day at my new high school and it is going exactly as I expected.
00:33:06All the homophobic hicks hate me.
00:33:18Clear's working hard on his coloring over there.
00:33:24It's got you so focused.
00:33:25Hey, you kid.
00:33:27Holy shit.
00:33:28Look at this.
00:33:29He's about to draw dick and balls.
00:33:31Oh my god.
00:33:32That looks like Cole.
00:33:36Cole has got me so riled up.
00:33:37I drew him without meaning to.
00:33:40Are you drawing naked pictures of me, New York?
00:33:44No.
00:33:45It's a statue of David.
00:33:47You're just so self-absorbed you think it's you.
00:33:50Then you won't mind if I keep it, right?
00:33:53Now the fairy can't go home and jerk off to it later.
00:33:56Oh, okay.
00:33:57So Colt took it so he can jerk off to himself.
00:33:59I see.
00:34:04You ain't worth the mud under my boots.
00:34:06And everyone here knows it.
00:34:14You ain't worth it.
00:34:14On your marks.
00:34:15Rope!
00:34:18Jill, keep your eyes up.
00:34:21There she is.
00:34:22That's way better.
00:34:23Good job.
00:34:24I'm here for practice.
00:34:26Can I grab a rope?
00:34:27No.
00:34:27I don't got time to teach you before the comp tomorrow.
00:34:31Good, Jill.
00:34:32Yes.
00:34:33Now we're getting there.
00:34:36Okay.
00:34:37So you, you aim for the head, right?
00:34:39Like it's a green toss.
00:34:42Go away.
00:34:43Okay, you're just gonna make a mess of things.
00:34:45Let me try.
00:34:48I told you you'd make a mess.
00:34:57Now he's making a mess.
00:34:59Practice is over.
00:35:00Everybody get out.
00:35:03Except for you.
00:35:04Whoa!
00:35:06You're coming with me.
00:35:11Where are you taking me?
00:35:13I'm not going down without a fight.
00:35:14Shut up and rinse off.
00:35:17You don't gotta look like shit just cause we're treating you like shit.
00:35:22At least you admit you're treating me like shit.
00:35:25Well, if you would've just done what I say, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess, huh?
00:35:42Make yourself useful and get my back.
00:35:54I know Colt wants to torture me, but this is not a mess.
00:35:58Not an attack I saw coming.
00:36:01Your turn.
00:36:03What?
00:36:04Come on New York, take your shirt off or I'll do it for you.
00:36:09I can do it myself.
00:36:11Turn around.
00:36:27You got dirtier than I did.
00:36:28I said not to look.
00:36:30Don't be a pussy.
00:36:31This ain't gonna hurt.
00:36:34Arms down please.
00:36:38Why is this sexy straight cowboy who hates me washing my body right now?
00:36:55How low are you planning to go?
00:36:59Well, I was just seeing if there's anything else that needs my attention.
00:37:03Find anything?
00:37:05I need a better look.
00:37:15Are you trying to get in my pants?
00:37:22Gross.
00:37:23I'm not like that.
00:37:24Sorry, I was-
00:37:25Finish rinsing off your set.
00:37:28He must have no idea what his touch does to me.
00:37:32Colt!
00:37:33I'm not worried about this to anyone.
00:37:35What the hell did I just walk in on?
00:37:38We fell in a wheelbarrow.
00:37:41Getting caught with the gay kid.
00:37:42Dripping wet shirts off.
00:37:44Risky.
00:37:45What are you doing here?
00:37:46Catching a ride home with you.
00:37:48Of course he has a girlfriend.
00:37:49He's a straight cowboy.
00:37:51But the way he looked at me-
00:37:55Okay, hi, I'm Evan.
00:37:57It's nice to meet you.
00:37:58Colt's girlfriend.
00:38:00Gross! Dude, that's my sister.
00:38:03Hazel, meet us at the truck.
00:38:05Go!
00:38:11I'll give you a ride back to the ranch, then you can pack up your shit and get out.
00:38:14I can't have you in the way when we're prepping for the competition tomorrow.
00:38:17I can't leave.
00:38:18I told you, if I stick this out, I get my dream of culinary school.
00:38:22Fine.
00:38:23Stay.
00:38:26This town will chew you up and spit you out in about a week anyway.
00:38:29Boys like you don't last long around here.
00:38:31Boys like me?
00:38:32You mean gay kids?
00:38:34You should swallow your pride before you get hurt.
00:38:40Oh, I'm gonna show you pride, cowboy.
00:38:52Colt's so sure I'm gonna embarrass his team.
00:38:55Let's see how he handles a little rainbow spotlight of his own.
00:39:16Cowboys.
00:39:18Really?
00:39:31Colt hung up my drawing?
00:39:43What are you doing here?
00:39:46You kept this drawing.
00:39:48Why?
00:39:50Who makes me think of you?
00:39:52Maybe Colt's not as bad as I think.
00:39:55I shouldn't mess with his outfit.
00:39:58You can't out of here, perv!
00:40:01Fuck that.
00:40:03He needs a reality check.
00:40:13Why aren't you with the team?
00:40:15Finished my event.
00:40:16Came to walk Colt.
00:40:17Mapleville sucks.
00:40:19He's from Box Elder High School.
00:40:21Our biggest rivals.
00:40:22Colt hates him.
00:40:23More than anyone.
00:40:25More than me?
00:40:27Colt doesn't hate you.
00:40:29He's lashing out like a wounded raccoon because you're getting close to what hurts.
00:40:33Next up in barrel racing, Colt Maddox from Mapleville High.
00:40:37Woo!
00:40:37Alright Colt!
00:40:41Maddox is the number one ranked barrel race in the senior division with a 16.8 personal base.
00:40:48What the fuck?
00:40:50What the fuck?
00:40:51What the fuck?
00:40:57Whoa girl!
00:40:59It's okay!
00:40:59It's okay!
00:41:02Why is everyone freaking out?
00:41:03It's just a little pride.
00:41:05Flash in life scare horses and a scared horse is hard to control.
00:41:16Ride her down.
00:41:17Colt Maddox drove from his horse and possibly injured.
00:41:22Somebody turn these damn lots off!
00:41:24They've smoked my horse!
00:41:27You?
00:41:28You got any idea what you've done?
00:41:29You could've killed me!
00:41:30I'm sorry.
00:41:31I didn't know your horse was a freak.
00:41:32It was a stupid prank.
00:41:34Being stupid makes you dangerous around here.
00:41:41Hey.
00:41:43I'm so sorry.
00:41:44Let me wrap it for you.
00:41:46I haven't even done enough.
00:41:48Nice.
00:41:49Lacho Colt.
00:41:50Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
00:41:52Shut up, Chance.
00:41:53It makes sense you couldn't stay on a horse because,
00:41:56oh, I think you prefer being the one who gets ridden, don't you?
00:41:59Hey asshole!
00:42:00Don't you have an event to ring?
00:42:02Cause that's how you win, right?
00:42:03You cheat.
00:42:08Better call your boyfriend off before we kick his ass!
00:42:13How about I kick your ass?
00:42:14What?
00:42:16What?!
00:42:16Of course I'm coaching!
00:42:17What?!
00:42:18Go get this up!
00:42:19Stop!
00:42:20I'm taking him down that stake!
00:42:22Just watch!
00:42:23Yeah!
00:42:23Good luck on the phone, D, Kim!
00:42:2820 years of coaching, and I've never been so ashamed.
00:42:32Take your friends and get.
00:42:36Damn fool.
00:42:38Picking a fight when you're injured?
00:42:40And the rest of you should know better.
00:42:44This is all your fault.
00:42:45You're on the first bus out of here, and I'll be damn sure your daddy knows why.
00:42:51No, no, please, I can't.
00:42:52If I go back, I will lose Paris.
00:42:54I will lose my future.
00:42:55That is everything to me.
00:42:56I don't give a good goddamn.
00:42:59Wait.
00:43:00I got a better idea.
00:43:02Make New York my bitch and tell him better.
00:43:04I'll make sure he learns what it takes to be a real cowboy.
00:43:08Don't go easy on him.
00:43:10Or I'm pulling you from state.
00:43:21Come on out.
00:43:22Got a lot for you to do today.
00:43:32You cannot seriously expect me to wear
00:43:35this.
00:43:40Welcome to hell, stable boy.
00:43:57Where the hell am I?
00:43:59As soon as I came out to my dad, he banished me to his best friend's ranch in the middle
00:44:04of nowhere.
00:44:12You know why you're here?
00:44:15To see the long-term effects of inbreeding up close?
00:44:19Don't get smart.
00:44:20You're here because you're gay.
00:44:24You got big plans to run off to France and bake cupcakes?
00:44:27It's called culinary school?
00:44:28It's woman's work.
00:44:30I'm going to show you what it means to be a real man.
00:44:33I'm a real cowboy.
00:44:35Follow me.
00:44:42Hey, Colt.
00:44:43Come meet Evan.
00:44:44Robert's boy.
00:44:59Out of New York. You visiting the ranch or...
00:45:02Evan's staying here.
00:45:04What?
00:45:05We're putting him on the high school rodeo team.
00:45:09No.
00:45:10Dad, come on. We can't have someone like him on the team. Are you kidding me?
00:45:13Excuse me?
00:45:14You don't even know me.
00:45:16I'm sorry. I promise, Robert.
00:45:18You can have your dreams. If you last the season.
00:45:22But if you tuck tail before state...
00:45:27Bye-bye, Paris.
00:45:29Dad, come on. You can't do this to me. We start our competitions tomorrow.
00:45:33It's not up for discussion.
00:45:36I don't tolerate any day shit under my roof.
00:45:39Do something weird, especially to my son, and you're gone.
00:45:44Now, go to school.
00:45:48Don't worry. Being gay is contagious.
00:45:52I'm not worried about that.
00:45:54Then why are you being such an asshole?
00:45:56This is my year.
00:45:58Okay, I win state, I go pro, and I get the hell out of this goddamn town.
00:46:04I can't do that with dead weight like you.
00:46:07Oh, yeah?
00:46:07Well, tough luck.
00:46:09Because joining your little rodeo is the only way that my dad signs up from coloring school.
00:46:12That's so too bad.
00:46:16Well, your dream ruins mine.
00:46:20What is happening to me?
00:46:23I cannot get hard for a straight cowboy.
00:46:26Is that what I think it is?
00:46:27Oh.
00:46:28Can we just go to school now, please?
00:46:32Sure.
00:46:33It's about three miles that way.
00:46:35Hey, you don't mean I should walk.
00:46:39Welcome to Mapleville.
00:46:42Now get the fuck out.
00:46:55Hey, that's that twig from New York right there.
00:47:00You can tell he's gay just by looking at him.
00:47:02My mom already called the school to complain.
00:47:09You actually walked.
00:47:11Here, I thought you'd give up the first time you stepped in horseshoe.
00:47:13Are you actually psychotic?
00:47:15How could you leave me behind?
00:47:17Are you really that mad that I'm joining your little rodeo?
00:47:21Everything you do on the team affects our rankings.
00:47:23And if we don't win state, I can't go pro.
00:47:25Okay, well, that sounds like a skills issue to me.
00:47:30Go home.
00:47:31No one wants you here.
00:47:35Ow!
00:47:37First day at my new high school, and it is going exactly as I expected.
00:47:41All the homophobic hicks hate me.
00:47:53Clear's working hard on his coloring over there.
00:47:59It's got you so focused.
00:48:01Hey, you kid.
00:48:02Holy shit.
00:48:03Look at this.
00:48:04He's about to draw dick and balls.
00:48:06Oh my god.
00:48:07That looks like Cole.
00:48:11Cole has got me so riled up.
00:48:13I drew him without meaning to.
00:48:15Are you drawing naked pictures of me, New York?
00:48:21It's a statue of David.
00:48:23You're just so self-absorbed you think it's you.
00:48:25Then you won't mind if I keep it, right?
00:48:28Now the fairy can't go home and jerk off to it later.
00:48:31Oh, okay.
00:48:32So Cole took it so he can jerk off to himself, I see.
00:48:39You ain't worth the mud under my boots.
00:48:41And everyone here knows it.
00:48:49On your marks.
00:48:50Rope!
00:48:53Jill, keep your eyes up.
00:48:56There she is.
00:48:58That's way better.
00:48:58Good job.
00:48:59Here for practice.
00:49:01Can I grab a rope?
00:49:02No.
00:49:03I don't got time to teach you before the comp tomorrow.
00:49:06Good, Jill.
00:49:07Yes.
00:49:08Now we're getting there.
00:49:12So you aim for the head, right?
00:49:15Like it's a green toss.
00:49:17Go away.
00:49:18Okay, you're just going to make a mess of things.
00:49:20Let me try.
00:49:23Told you you'd make a mess.
00:49:32Now he's making a mess.
00:49:34Practice is over.
00:49:35Everybody get out.
00:49:39Except for you.
00:49:40Whoa.
00:49:41You're coming with me.
00:49:46Where are you taking me?
00:49:48I'm not going down without a fight.
00:49:49Shut up and rinse off.
00:49:52You don't got to look like shit just because we're treating you like shit.
00:49:57At least you admit you're treating me like shit.
00:50:00Well, if you would have just done what I say, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess, huh?
00:50:17Make yourself useful and get my back.
00:50:29I know Colt wants to torture me, but this is not an attack I saw coming.
00:50:36Your turn.
00:50:38What?
00:50:39Come on, New York.
00:50:40Take your shirt off or I'll do it for you.
00:50:44I can do it myself.
00:50:46Turn around.
00:50:48Turn around.
00:51:02You got dirtier than I did.
00:51:04I said not to look.
00:51:05Don't be a pussy.
00:51:06This ain't going to hurt.
00:51:09Arms down, please.
00:51:13Why is this sexy, straight cowboy who hates me washing my body right now?
00:51:30How low are you planning to go?
00:51:34Well, I was just seeing if there's anything else that needs my attention.
00:51:38Find anything?
00:51:40I need a better look.
00:51:51Are you trying to get in my pants?
00:51:57Gross.
00:51:58I'm not like that.
00:51:59Sorry, I was-
00:52:00Finish rinsing off your set.
00:52:03He must have no idea what his touch does to me.
00:52:07Colt!
00:52:09I'm not a word about this to anyone.
00:52:10What the hell did I just walk in on?
00:52:13We fell in a wheelbarrow.
00:52:16Getting caught with a gay kid.
00:52:18Dripping wet.
00:52:18Shirts off.
00:52:19Risky.
00:52:20What are you doing here?
00:52:21Catching a ride home with you.
00:52:23Of course he has a girlfriend.
00:52:24He's a straight cowboy.
00:52:26But the way he looked at me.
00:52:30Okay, hi, I'm Evan.
00:52:32It's nice to meet you, Colt's girlfriend.
00:52:35Ugh.
00:52:35Gross, dude.
00:52:36That's my sister.
00:52:38Hazel, me to set the truck.
00:52:40Go.
00:52:47Okay, I'll give you a ride back to the ranch.
00:52:48Then you can pack up your shit and get out.
00:52:50I can't have you in the way when we're prepping for the competition tomorrow.
00:52:52I can't leave.
00:52:53I told you, if I stick this out, I get my dream of culinary school.
00:52:57Fine.
00:52:59Stay.
00:53:01This town will chew you up and spit you out in about a week anyway.
00:53:05Boys like you don't last long around here.
00:53:06Boys like me?
00:53:07You mean gay kids?
00:53:09You should swallow your pride before you get hurt.
00:53:15Oh, I'm going to show you pride, cowboy.
00:53:27Colt's so sure I'm going to embarrass his team.
00:53:30Let's see how he handles a little rainbow spotlight of his own.
00:53:52Cowboys.
00:53:53Really?
00:54:05Colt hung up my drawing?
00:54:16Edmund?
00:54:18What are you doing here?
00:54:21You kept this drawing.
00:54:23Why?
00:54:25Who makes me think of you?
00:54:27Maybe Colt's not as bad as I think.
00:54:30I shouldn't mess with his outfit.
00:54:33Get out of here, perv.
00:54:36Fuck that.
00:54:38He needs a reality check.
00:54:48Why aren't you with the team?
00:54:50Finish my event.
00:54:51Camera walk Colt.
00:54:52Mapleville sucks.
00:54:54He's from Box Elder High School.
00:54:56Our biggest rivals.
00:54:57Colt hates him.
00:54:59More than anyone.
00:55:00More than me?
00:55:02Colt doesn't hate you.
00:55:04He's lashing out like a wounded raccoon because you're getting close to what hurts.
00:55:08Next up in barrel racing.
00:55:09Colt Maddox from Mapleville High.
00:55:12Woo!
00:55:13All right, Colt!
00:55:16Maddox is the number one ranked barrel race in the senior division with a 16.8 personal
00:55:21base.
00:55:23What the fuck?
00:55:32Whoa, girl.
00:55:34It's okay.
00:55:34It's okay.
00:55:35Shh.
00:55:37Why is everyone freaking out?
00:55:39It's just a little pride.
00:55:40Lash in life scare horses.
00:55:42And a scared horse is hard of control.
00:55:51Brought her down.
00:55:52Colt Maddox drove from his horse and possibly injured.
00:55:58Nobody turned these damn lots off.
00:55:59They smoked my horse.
00:56:02You?
00:56:03You got any idea what you've done?
00:56:05You could have killed me.
00:56:05I'm sorry.
00:56:06I didn't know your horse was a freak.
00:56:07It was a stupid prank.
00:56:09Being stupid makes you dangerous around here.
00:56:19I'm sorry.
00:56:20I'm sorry.
00:56:20Let me wrap it for you.
00:56:21Haven't you done enough?
00:56:24Nice.
00:56:24That's so cold.
00:56:26Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
00:56:28Shut up, Chance.
00:56:29It makes sense you couldn't stay on a horse because I think you prefer being the one who
00:56:33gets ridden, don't you?
00:56:34Hey asshole, don't you have an event to rig?
00:56:37Because that's how you win, right?
00:56:38You cheat.
00:56:43Better call your boyfriend off before we kick his ass.
00:56:48How about I kick your ass?
00:56:50Go find!
00:56:53Go get this up.
00:56:55I'm taking him down that state.
00:56:57Just watch.
00:56:58Yeah, good luck on the boat, Nicky.
00:57:0320 years of coaching, and I've never been so ashamed.
00:57:08Take your friends and get.
00:57:12Damn fool.
00:57:13Picking a fight when you're injured?
00:57:16And the rest of you should know better.
00:57:19This is all your fault.
00:57:20You're on the first bus out of here, and I'll be damn sure your daddy knows why.
00:57:26No, no, please.
00:57:27I can't.
00:57:27If I go back, I will lose Paris.
00:57:29I will lose my future.
00:57:30That is everything to me.
00:57:31I don't give a good goddamn.
00:57:34Wait.
00:57:35I got a better idea.
00:57:37Make New York my bitch and tell him better.
00:57:40I'll make sure he learns what it takes to be a real cowboy.
00:57:43Don't go easy on him.
00:57:45Or I'm pulling you from state.
00:57:56Come on out.
00:57:57I got a lot for you to do today.
00:58:07You cannot seriously expect me to wear...
00:58:10This?
00:58:15Welcome to hell, stable boy.
00:58:32Where the hell am I?
00:58:34As soon as I came out to my dad, he banished me to his best friend's ranch in the middle
00:58:39of nowhere.
00:58:47You know why you're here?
00:58:49Oh, to see the long-term effects of inbreeding up close?
00:58:53Don't get smart.
00:58:55Don't get smart.
00:58:55You're here because you're gay.
00:58:59You got big plans to run off to France and bake cupcakes?
00:59:02It's called culinary school?
00:59:03It's woman's work.
00:59:06I'm going to show you what it means to be a real man.
00:59:08A real cowboy.
00:59:10Follow me.
00:59:17Hey, Colt.
00:59:18Come meet Evan.
00:59:19Robert's boy.
00:59:34Howdy, New York.
00:59:36You visiting the ranch or...
00:59:37Evan's staying here.
00:59:39What?
00:59:40We're putting him on the high school rodeo team.
00:59:44No.
00:59:45Dad, come on.
00:59:46We can't have someone like him on the team.
00:59:47Are you kidding me?
00:59:48Excuse me?
00:59:49You don't even know me.
00:59:51I'm sorry.
00:59:51I promise, Robert.
00:59:53You can have your dreams.
00:59:55If you last the season.
00:59:57But if you tuck tail before state...
01:00:02Bye-bye, Paris.
01:00:04Dad.
01:00:05Come on.
01:00:06You can't do this to me.
01:00:06We start our competitions tomorrow.
01:00:08It's not up for discussion.
01:00:11I don't tolerate any gay shit under my roof.
01:00:14Do something weird.
01:00:16Especially to my son.
01:00:17And you're gone.
01:00:19Now, go to school.
01:00:24Don't worry.
01:00:25Being gay is contagious.
01:00:28I'm not worried about that.
01:00:29Then why are you being such an asshole?
01:00:31This is my year.
01:00:33Okay, I win state.
01:00:34I go pro.
01:00:36And I get the hell out of this goddamn town.
01:00:39I can't do that with dead weight like you.
01:00:42Oh, yeah?
01:00:43Well, tough luck.
01:00:44Because joining your little rodeo is the only way that my dad signs up from coloring school.
01:00:48So too bad.
01:00:51Well, your dream...
01:00:53ruins mine.
01:00:55What is happening to me?
01:00:58I cannot get hard for a straight cowboy.
01:01:01Is that what I think it is?
01:01:03Oh.
01:01:04Can we just go to school now, please?
01:01:07Sure.
01:01:08It's about three miles that way.
01:01:10Hey, you don't mean I should walk.
01:01:14Welcome to Mapleville.
01:01:17Now get the fuck out.
01:01:31Hey, that's a twig from New York right there.
01:01:35You can tell he's gay just by looking at him.
01:01:37My mom already called the school to complain.
01:01:44You actually walked. Here I thought you would give up the first time you stepped in horseshit.
01:01:48Are you actually psychotic? How could you leave me behind?
01:01:52Are you really that mad that I'm joining your little rodeo?
01:01:56Everything you do on the team affects our rankings. And if we don't win state, I can't go pro.
01:02:00Okay, well that sounds like a skills issue to me.
01:02:05Go home. No one wants you here.
01:02:10Ow!
01:02:12First day at my new high school and it is going exactly as I expected.
01:02:16All the homophobic hicks hate me.
01:02:28The queer's working hard on his coloring over there.
01:02:34Scott, she's so focused.
01:02:36Hey, you kid.
01:02:37Holy shit. Look at this. He's about to draw dick and balls.
01:02:42Oh my god. That looks like Cole.
01:02:46Cole has got me so riled up. I drew him without meaning to.
01:02:50Are you drawing naked pictures of me, New York?
01:02:55No. It's a statue of David.
01:02:58You're just so self-absorbed you think it's you.
01:03:01Then you won't mind if I keep it, right?
01:03:03Now the fairy can't go home and jerk off to it later.
01:03:06Oh, okay. So Colt took it so he can jerk off to himself. I see.
01:03:14You ain't worth the mud under my boots.
01:03:16And everyone here knows it.
01:03:24On your marks, rope!
01:03:28Jill, keep your eyes up.
01:03:31There she is. That's way better. Good job.
01:03:34Here for practice.
01:03:36Can I grab a rope?
01:03:37No. I don't got time to teach you before the comp tomorrow.
01:03:41Good, Jill. Yes. Now we're getting there.
01:03:47So you aim for the head, right?
01:03:50Like it's a green toss.
01:03:52Go away.
01:03:53Okay, you're just gonna make a mess of things.
01:03:55Let me try.
01:03:58Told you you'd make a mess.
01:04:07Now he's making a mess.
01:04:09Practice is over. Everybody get out.
01:04:14Except for you. Whoa!
01:04:16You're coming with me.
01:04:22Where are you taking me?
01:04:23I'm not going down without a fight.
01:04:25Shut up and rinse off.
01:04:27You don't gotta look like shit just cause we're treating you like shit.
01:04:33At least you admit you're treating me like shit.
01:04:35Well, if you would have just done what I say, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess, huh?
01:04:41I don't know.
01:04:53Make yourself useful and get my back.
01:05:04I know Colt wants to torture me, but this is not an attack I saw coming.
01:05:11Your turn.
01:05:13What?
01:05:14Come on, New York. Take your shirt off or I'll do it for you.
01:05:19Well, I can do it myself.
01:05:22Turn around.
01:05:38You got dirtier than I did.
01:05:39I said not to look.
01:05:40Don't be a pussy. This ain't gonna hurt.
01:05:45Arms down, please.
01:05:48Why is this sexy straight cowboy who hates me washing my body right now?
01:06:05How low are you planning to go?
01:06:09Well, I was just seeing if there's anything else that needs my attention.
01:06:13Find anything?
01:06:16I need a better look.
01:06:25Are you trying to get in my pants?
01:06:32Gross.
01:06:33Gross. I'm not like that.
01:06:34Sorry, I was-
01:06:35Finish rinsing off yourself.
01:06:38He must have no idea what his touch does to me.
01:06:43Colt!
01:06:44Not a word about this to anyone.
01:06:45What the hell did I just walk in on?
01:06:49We fell in a wheelbarrow.
01:06:51Getting caught with the gay kid, dripping wet shirts off.
01:06:54Risky.
01:06:55What are you doing here?
01:06:56Catching a ride home with you.
01:06:58Of course he has a girlfriend.
01:07:00He's a straight cowboy.
01:07:01But the way he looked at me...
01:07:05Okay, hi, I'm Evan.
01:07:07It's nice to meet you, Colt's girlfriend.
01:07:10Gross, dude. That's my sister.
01:07:13Hazel, meet us at the truck.
01:07:15What?
01:07:15Go!
01:07:22I'll give you a ride back to the ranch, then you can pack up your shit and get out.
01:07:25I can't have you in the way when we're prepping for the competition tomorrow.
01:07:27I can't leave.
01:07:28I told you, if I stick this out, I get my dream of culinary school.
01:07:32Fine.
01:07:34Stay.
01:07:37This town will chew you up and spit you out in about a week anyway.
01:07:40Boys like you don't last long around here.
01:07:41Boys like me?
01:07:43You mean gay kids?
01:07:44You should swallow your pride before you get hurt.
01:07:50Oh, I'm gonna show you pride, cowboy.
01:08:02Cold's so sure I'm gonna embarrass his team.
01:08:05Let's see how he handles a little rainbow spotlight of his own.
01:08:27Cowboys.
01:08:28Really?
01:08:29Cowboys.
01:08:41Cold hung up my drawing?
01:08:43Cold hung up my drawing?
01:08:58I'm fine.
01:08:58Why?
01:09:00Who makes me think of you?
01:09:03Maybe Colt's not as bad as I think.
01:09:05I shouldn't mess with his outfit.
01:09:08Get out of here, perv!
01:09:11Fuck that.
01:09:13He needs a reality check.
01:09:37Fuck that.
01:09:39He needs a reality check.
01:09:40Like a wounded raccoon because you're getting close to what hurts.
01:09:43Next up in barrel racing, Colt Maddox from Mapleville High.
01:09:47Woo!
01:09:48Alright, Colt!
01:09:51Maddox is the number one ranked barrel racer in his senior division with a 16.8 personal base.
01:09:59What the fuck?
01:10:01What the fuck?
01:10:07Whoa, girl.
01:10:09It's okay.
01:10:10It's okay.
01:10:12Why is everyone freaking out?
01:10:14It's just a little pride.
01:10:15Flashin' life scare horses, and a scared horse is hard of control.
01:10:26Brought her down.
01:10:28Colt Maddox thrown from his horse and possibly injured.
01:10:33Somebody turn these damn lots off!
01:10:34They've smoked my horse!
01:10:37You?
01:10:38You got any idea what you've done?
01:10:40You could've killed me!
01:10:41I'm sorry.
01:10:41I didn't know your horse was a freak.
01:10:42It was a stupid prank.
01:10:44Being stupid makes you dangerous around here.
01:10:52Hey.
01:10:54I'm so sorry.
01:10:55Let me wrap it for you.
01:10:56I haven't even done enough.
01:10:58Ooh!
01:10:59Nice.
01:11:00Well, that's so Colt.
01:11:01Is this your way of coming out of the closet?
01:11:03Shut up, Chance.
01:11:04It makes sense you couldn't stay on a horse because...
01:11:06Oh, I think you prefer being the one who gets ridden, don't you?
01:11:09Hey, asshole!
01:11:10Don't you have an event to ring?
01:11:12Because that's how you win, right?
01:11:13You cheat.
01:11:18Better call your boyfriend off before we kick his ass!
01:11:23How about I kick your ass?
01:11:25What?
01:11:26What?
01:11:28Go get this up!
01:11:30I'm taking you down that state!
01:11:32Just watch!
01:11:33Yeah, good luck on the boat, D, Jim!
01:11:3820 years of coaching, and I've never been so ashamed!
01:11:43Take your friends and get!
01:11:47Damn fool!
01:11:48Picking a fight when you're injured?
01:11:51And the rest of you should know better!
01:11:54This is all your fault!
01:11:56You're on the first bus out of here!
01:11:58And I'll be damn sure your daddy knows why!
01:12:01No, no, please, I can't!
01:12:02If I go back, I will lose Paris!
01:12:04I will lose my future!
01:12:05That is everything to me!
01:12:06I don't give a good god damn!
01:12:09Wait!
01:12:10I got a better idea!
01:12:12Make New York my bitch until I'm better!
01:12:15I'll make sure he learns what it takes to be a real cowboy!
01:12:18Don't go easy on him!
01:12:20Or I'm pulling you from state!
01:12:31Come on out!
01:12:32Got a lot for you to do today!
01:12:42You cannot seriously expect me to wear...
01:12:46This?
01:12:50Welcome to hell, stable boy!
01:12:59Welcome to hell, stable boy!
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