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Love Island UK Season 13 Episode 20
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00:09You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits are about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O talk.
00:37Talk talk.
00:40Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use like the, you know, the melting face one.
00:51The time for name calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:58Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix-off.
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's the love island Unseen Bits.
01:44It's the love island Unseen Man!
01:45One big bedroom, cosy and bright, the islanders all slept through the night.
01:50There were sixteen happy islanders all tucked up in a row, dreaming sweet dreams as the
01:57moon cast its glow.
02:04Little did they know that four would be off to stay, at a sleepover not that far away.
02:18They sweetly slept safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.
02:25I'm fucked now man, so fucked.
02:28You, you have made your bed, you need to lie in that.
02:30Oh my fucking days.
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod, Lola was dreaming something quite
02:42odd.
02:43It may sound rude, it may sound kinky, but here is her dream about wee willy winky.
02:55Tell me I had a dream about you last night.
02:57Did you?
02:57You're going to hate it.
02:58So after this you were the after cut for small willies, and your dick was literally about
03:03the width of my finger.
03:06But not even that size, it was literally there.
03:08Only the smallest little ball bags in the world like this.
03:11Why don't you kiss me like you used to?
03:14Tell me why, tell me why.
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:20Shhh.
03:20Don't shush boys.
03:22Shake your tush.
03:25So you gotta introduce me to all your friends, all your friends.
03:31Packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week.
03:35Would that be shown on unseen bits?
03:36Hashtag scared.
03:38Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
03:40Oh my god.
03:41Oh my god, oh my god.
03:41Sorry, there's literally stinging me.
03:43Can't cope with this.
03:44No, what is it doing?
03:46Go away.
03:47So click your fingers.
03:49Can't do it.
03:49If you can.
03:51I can't, I've just got a load of jingling.
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:57That's just like, yeah, then.
03:58Yeah, that just looks stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
04:14And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week that will have you in creases.
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:24I used your sheets pressed.
04:27I iron my bedsheet.
04:28Yeah, I love an iron bedsheet.
04:30Every Saturday afternoon I iron my bed.
04:32How often do you change your sheets?
04:34Every week.
04:35Yeah, every week.
04:35So when I go out on a Saturday night.
04:37It's kind of an ick.
04:38I come home.
04:38No, I think that's a green flag.
04:40I iron with like house music on.
04:42So I'm like.
04:44And ironing.
04:45Yeah, ironing.
04:46It gets you going.
04:47That makes it a bit better.
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:49Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back.
04:50You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon.
04:53Why not Sunday?
04:54Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:58I come back, I shower, I have two Ferrero Roches.
05:01A bottle of water.
05:03And then I go to bed.
05:06What's wrong with a Ferrero Roche?
05:08I love a Ferrero Roche.
05:10That's just so niche.
05:11Quite like an after right.
05:13Yeah, but that's not really substantial enough.
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually he's a bit of a poser.
05:26I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:27Someone show me this move.
05:28So you go like the warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then this hand comes under there.
05:35And you've got to link your hand, right?
05:37Link your hands.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Step this one in.
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up.
05:42How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position there.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Right?
05:48So put your left arm through your legs.
05:51Oh.
05:52Yeah.
05:52And then bring your right hand around.
05:54And grab them.
05:55No, I've not got in the bag.
05:55What are this?
05:56No, no, no, no.
05:57Other way.
05:58So put your left arm...
05:59How the fucking you connect them?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:00So put your left arm through there and bring it like right around the back of your arse.
06:04Yeah.
06:04And then grab it with your right hand.
06:06Yeah.
06:06And then step your right leg in.
06:08That's what I'm doing right.
06:09And then...
06:10What the fuck?
06:10Like this.
06:12And then like that.
06:12How are you doing...
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:16Like that...
06:16So bring it on that way.
06:18Oh, okay.
06:19Like that.
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:19And then...
06:20Yeah!
06:22There's another one you can do where you go like...
06:23Where you go like that.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:26I don't know.
06:26Look at this.
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28That's a different one.
06:29How the fuck she do that?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Can you do that one, Fitz?
06:32Where you just do the same but...
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a chicken face plant.
06:36That's mental.
06:36Yeah, I'm just gonna go boost.
06:37No, don't do that.
06:39We can't have your nose broken.
06:40We can't get it bigger.
06:41Yeah.
06:42This girl here, honestly.
06:44Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
07:04It's been said that Elia's bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
07:08So, push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totesbag emoch fans have been on socials.
07:32It's a Scottish thing.
07:34It's a Scottish thing.
07:34We take our bags everywhere.
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:41What's in the bag? We'd need a revealing face with monocle emojis, starstruck emoji.
07:54This is my thing. No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me.
07:59Always. My bag. Is that what your purpose is? Yeah.
08:01But I put everything in my handbag. I've got so much in my handbags at home.
08:04But I only use my, I take it to the gym, I take it to somebody, I take it to
08:08work.
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag.
08:11Because it has everything, it has my lip line, it has my purse, it has my ID.
08:14Your little cutie handbag. Yeah.
08:16But I have that, like, everyone's in the girl's office, they're like,
08:19why the fuck do you have two handbags? And I'm like, because that's my work handbag, and that's my always
08:23handbag.
08:23Mm-hmm.
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin. Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair out, when you're by the
08:42beach, when you're just, it's getting in your face.
08:45We love a hair clip, and this was a little flower one. Okay.
08:49Then, lip balm. For when the lips are nice and moisturised, we have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:58But, there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy.
09:01First, two lemons.
09:03Next, we have a whisk.
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up. Let's see.
09:10Cowboy hat.
09:12Right.
09:14A yoga mat.
09:19We have my plant.
09:22I just love my plant.
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that.
09:31Because using the side, it's a bit of a side squeeze.
09:36But we're going to give that a good go.
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:48The Love Island Villa may be a Wi-Fi-free zone, but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of
09:52getting on the net and having a text chat.
09:55If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
09:58Ooh, that's a good one.
09:59I'd probably use, like, the...
10:01You know the melting face one, like, on the side, like...
10:04And it's just, like, melted.
10:06Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
10:08It could be, like, I'm pissed.
10:10You know, I'm drunk.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I'm fed up.
10:14Do you know the emoji words?
10:15Just, like, the fine face and it's got the...
10:17What is the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:21It's just like a little...
10:22That one, yeah.
10:25Is that where you text all the girls in?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark and then you send a...
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just, like, it has a little bit of character that comes in.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
10:40Do you know when I'm texting or something?
10:41Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's, like, a...
10:47That's the closest thing to your face.
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:52It's like, you could...
10:53Imagine you're saying, I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks.
10:56See where the night goes after, then give it a little.
10:58It's a good cheeky little one.
11:00I like it.
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Do it again?
11:05Your tongue...
11:05You've got to sit the tongue out.
11:06I can't see it.
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:16The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
11:18Oh, someone's doing something wrong.
11:19It's like the...
11:19Oh, no.
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:23Do you know after your speech?
11:25Like, if you were to send a link to your speeches to your mum or dad, you'd follow it up
11:30with that.
11:30No, I know the one that...
11:32You know where it's just like the mouth and the eyes are just like...
11:36There's just nothing there because you've made too many mistakes.
11:39You're both flat.
11:39Yeah.
11:40It's just a line.
11:41Yeah, it's just like...
11:43Because I've fucked up again.
11:44So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:47That's so good, innit?
11:48So, if me and you were next to each other in a message, you'd just be...
11:52And I'd be...
11:53Yeah.
11:54Let's do it now.
12:03This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime.
12:07So, we went snorkelling.
12:09And what beauty we came across in this scene.
12:13I couldn't these two on their paddleboard date.
12:15Sup, guys?
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
12:18This is what I wanted.
12:20So, Lola, we've been getting on really well and I just think it's time we tied a knot.
12:24On your ankle.
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see.
12:30There we are.
12:31We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:33How would you get us on your ankle, Matt?
12:38I just already got...
12:39Right.
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:41Okay, you ready?
12:41Do you want me to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here.
12:45You get...
12:47I'm not having a good day.
12:49This is the worst first day ever.
12:52No, no, no, no, no.
12:53Okay, don't touch.
12:54Now, how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:58No, wait.
12:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:59Wait, the stick's gone.
13:00No, I can get the stick.
13:01No, you can't.
13:02No, I can't.
13:03You can, Sam.
13:09Oh, dear.
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close.
13:15Is there fishes?
13:16Did you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20It's fishes.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, but fishes.
13:24It's...
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:28We're still telling we had tapas, though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:31Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out,
13:33there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:36Yeah.
13:47I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd be painting a great big almighty mountain.
13:52I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So, come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you know me do it?
14:05I can just go like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:31Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like,
14:33you know, like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline of the glasses, okay?
14:40Beautiful.
14:43Let the canvas or your work.
14:45Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51Okay, I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That was beautiful, love.
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie,
14:58but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
15:10so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa,
15:13something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:24There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time,
15:28so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:31Oooh, I'll be next!
15:48It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:55Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama
16:04to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:13Sorry, sorry, sorry!
16:15Morning's gonna melt!
16:16Sorry!
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Oooh!
16:23This is a great service!
16:28So look no further with your one-stop-shop
16:31for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot!
16:34Ha!
16:37I'm holding me in the face, man!
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Burned Bits!
16:43Earlier we saw a clip of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence,
16:46but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:48Well here's...
16:49Oooooh!
16:50I've been next!
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, bro.
17:01Is that you? You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks!
17:06What's wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV!
17:09Mate, it's so bad!
17:11Shut up!
17:11But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:17otherwise the Love Island boss is the man
17:18we fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny!
17:31I did warn ya.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know, they're like...
17:50Rufus Alistair or something.
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that.
17:53Rufus?
17:53I think I'll call one my kids Romeo.
17:55Romeo.
17:56The Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son Junior.
18:00Sam Rock Junior.
18:01SJ.
18:02That's cute.
18:03I might just call...
18:03Yeah, just call him my name, but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ!
18:08Yes!
18:10Aidan Junior.
18:11That's a great name, AJ.
18:13AJ Murphy.
18:14How would you spell it, though?
18:16Pull A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:18What?
18:18AJ.
18:20No!
18:21Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:22That's crazy.
18:23No.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ, how can you have, like, a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30You all said his name's Aidan.
18:31Junior.
18:31So it's A-J.
18:33Nickname.
18:33It's just the nickname.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know his nickname's AJ, but then why would you start throwing letters into AJ when
18:38it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ, but his name's not his...
18:42Well, that's what everyone will call him.
18:43His name's Aidan Junior.
18:44Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:46No, it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior.
18:48So, on the birth certificate, you're not going to go A-Y-J.
18:51No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards, but it sounds better, because you can say A-J.
18:58A-J-M.
18:59A-J.
19:00Oh, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well.
19:05Chevy!
19:06Chevy!
19:08I like all my kids Spurs.
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:22The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So, your foot's here, you point it out, and you just go back, front, back, front, around
19:34your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So, you just basically do it with a jump.
19:38Oh.
19:38Okay.
19:40So...
19:40What the...
19:42And then...
19:44So, a lot of jumping.
19:45It's all jumping.
19:46It's so good.
19:47So, lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:51For jumping.
19:52Then there was, there was like, em, basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground,
19:56and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it.
19:59Lola's falling in the sword.
20:01She's gone.
20:01Your hands, your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:05They're too good.
20:05And you're actually just...
20:06That's so cute.
20:07I know.
20:09And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle, you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Okay.
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace.
20:34But were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Want me to try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I normally go that way.
20:43Oh, I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing, but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:50You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go...
21:01Let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way, I'm going the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:09I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:16I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go...
21:21Yeah, right, yeah.
21:21You have to put the tongue out.
21:24What way do you go?
21:25I have to go out.
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way.
21:29I go that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:35Switch up.
21:36Sport mode.
21:37Sport mode.
21:38He's here and then he's like, okay, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this side.
21:40Right, we're shifting gears.
21:42Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls.
22:00All the flavours.
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:15Strawberry?
22:16I said you don't know the story.
22:19Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:23He's like, no, he's dolce de leche.
22:28Dolce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:30The sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So, you're not white, white.
22:34Yeah, you're like sweet.
22:35You're spicy white.
22:36What are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general.
22:39You're not white, white.
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're the coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm.
22:43I love tiramisu as well.
22:44That's you.
22:44What am I?
22:45You're caramel.
22:47Period.
22:48Ellie's like Iron Brew.
22:50You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's Italy.
22:51What are we talking here?
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vibes.
22:55We're not talking in the bedroom.
22:56No, Aiden's like...
22:58There's too many vanilla.
22:59He's like a classic.
23:01Oh, no, he's like...
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour.
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah, I hear that.
23:07Bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16You know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:18I'm more of a Mr. Whippy man, myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups,
23:33but this turned into put-downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what that means.
23:38You've got lack of...
23:39Like...
23:40The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:45No, but...
23:45For fuck's sakes, bro.
23:47When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault,
23:49high jump...
23:50You know?
23:51The jumping...
23:51The jumping ones.
23:53God, give us a little...
23:55Jump over here.
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yeah!
24:06Where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these.
24:10You have to get the knees out.
24:11I need my pole.
24:14Yeah!
24:17It nearly went over!
24:20Yeah, maybe not.
24:22Maybe not a high jump.
24:23Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:32What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands.
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo.
24:42With notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52Oh, I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others said.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:24What?
25:26It is.
25:27You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:31Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
26:04I could show you a few of my moves, show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:08So yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Love Island on the mat.
26:13Where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut into a wellness studio.
26:18The shoulders have got to be back.
26:20They've got to be dropped.
26:21Feel it in your core.
26:22Feel the stretch.
26:27Come on, everyone.
26:27Shake those chakras.
26:29It's giving banana in my jaw.
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
26:35It goes...
26:36Oh, he does.
26:38That's my bones.
26:39I said chakras, Ellie.
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts.
26:44I think I put Maeve's onto something.
26:46No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah.
26:51Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
26:52You know?
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen, they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:59You just pull your body over.
27:01You'll actually hear my butt crack in there.
27:06Unseeing stars.
27:08Ah!
27:09Fuck!
27:11Ah, fucking bastard.
27:13Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
27:19head.
27:21Boom.
27:22Thanks, Tommy.
27:23Namaste.
27:34Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:41I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:42Shoulders back.
27:43Shoulders back, innit?
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear, innit?
27:47Hey, that's too much.
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Come on, let me and you do it.
27:52Come on.
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:53It's just a little nonchalant.
27:55Never eye contact with anybody, ready?
28:02No, hey, we are bobbing too much.
28:04That's too quick.
28:05That's too quick.
28:06Nah, that's the pace.
28:07Normally for a runway, that's the pace innit?
28:09What is there a beat?
28:10It's just like so yeah, there's a bit to it. Yeah, boom boom. It's holding it. Do you reckon you
28:14could like do the modeling?
28:17Now I've got my new film. I want to do one after
28:21Right from it. Yeah, we'll go from this line here. No, no eye contact. Just a little bob. I do
28:27need a bit of advice
28:28What do I do? How do I approach it like?
28:32Are you?
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come. Come do it with me. You need in between the both of them like he moves too much
28:53He moves too little. Right hold on. Go on. Three, two, one, go
29:12Oh my god, they're actually divas
29:19Here's a top-secret highly confidential unseen training video from the LIA the Love Island Army
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before active engagement
29:31Is it everyone here but if the two bombshell girls come in everyone here is open to get to know
29:35them exactly
29:35Yeah, hundred percent the better for me part 50 well
29:37I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy
29:40I'll be the man on the inside and wingman a wingman. Yeah, yeah
29:44We call him every now and then he's not there every night
29:47He's not on the front line with us all the time
29:48But every now and then when the general needs him I'll call him up. He deals with our inside information
29:54Fine his SAS commander. That is my position double double out top. I'm whatever you need me to be
29:59Double out top. Can we just go around quickly so I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain. I'm li- I'm private. I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant. You're general
30:09Just to clarify, who's number one? Yeah. Yeah
30:11I'm SAS so I can float on about wherever I'm at. I don't really have a rank
30:14A medal of honor is a wash bag
30:17General's got how many wash bags? Have you got four? I've got four
30:19He's got four wash bags
30:21I've got two big wash bags
30:22I've only got one wash bag
30:23Have you got three? I've got three
30:25I've got three
30:25It all works then, yeah
30:26Go on Aidan then, give us a rundown what's the process is
30:29No, no, no, no, yeah
30:30Whoa, cadet's not going
30:31Who told you to speak?
30:34Slow down, cadet
30:35Chill out
30:35I can say that as well
30:37Yeah, he can say that
30:37Slow the fuck down
30:40Right, now march
30:42Good debrief
30:43Everyone's in a good position
30:44Do you want to lead us, general?
30:45Three, two, one
30:47Top tax
30:50Oh, oh, oh
30:51Oh, I know
30:53How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank lads, but the onwards march of unseen bets continues
31:06The Islanders received a text this week
31:08Cavan, Simba, Mika and Yasmin
31:13Four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover
31:17A car is waiting for you outside
31:19Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately
31:23And Jeepers Creepers
31:24Before they knew it
31:25They were rushing off to the sleepover as fast as possible to rush when you're filming in slo-mo
31:31Truth is they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent four bombshells
31:38Tina
31:40Finley
31:42Hallie
31:44Cheddy
31:45And they had to walk all the way from Palma airport through the Mayorkan countryside
31:51Which in cork wedges is no mean feat
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them
32:00Or on them
32:02Come on, chop chop
32:04You're gonna be late walking at that pace
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover
32:10They just kept doing everything in slo-mo
32:12But once the Islanders finally arrived it was full speed ahead
32:16What's your favorite food so I could see that you're not into fish
32:19I like fish, but I don't like seafood
32:23I think yeah, but oh you like fish be done at eating the fish. No, I like
32:29What are you? I don't know about um I study public relations. Do you know what keep us PR?
32:35I don't know what that is
32:36You don't know what that is
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is
32:38I like fish, but I don't like seafood
32:41What's the difference?
32:43Like seafood's like prawns and that
32:47What?
32:48What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood
32:50Yeah, but fish is different
32:52So what fish do you like?
32:54Like just fish
32:55I've got like a foot stitch, man
32:56Oh my god
32:58Fuck, it's like crap
33:00Sorry, guys
33:01It's okay
33:02I do love a foot tattoo
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love like a foot ankle tattoo
33:06I do like I do like
33:07You've got a nice feet
33:07I thought that's one of the first things I saw
33:09Really?
33:10Do you want to know a secret?
33:11I have two toes joined together
33:12You're lying
33:15I swear to you
33:18I've got some of my hair
33:19What?
33:20I've got some of my hair
33:20No, I'm just looking at you
33:22Look
33:22Oh, okay
33:23That's not that bad
33:24I think they look cute
33:26Oh, okay, that's cute
33:27They look better than normal feet
33:28I thought you meant like
33:29Like they're just together
33:30Oh, no, no, no
33:32Like just like a bit of the skin is like together
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say like um
33:41I love you
33:42Like little words
33:43But I think if I slap that in opposite someone
33:45Please don't say that to me
33:47Right, are you laughing?
33:49I like fish but I like seafood
33:51I'd still eat it
33:53But I don't like it
33:54Which one I'm Riley?
33:55Riley!
33:56Oh, that's crazy
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn
33:59Oh Finn, where do I get Riley from?
34:01So you're a Riley
34:02I've never been with a Finley before
34:04You were the Finn though?
34:05Finn
34:06Finn
34:06I've never been with a Finn either
34:07What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun
34:12Would you like skydiving?
34:13Should we do it?
34:14For our first date?
34:15What are we doing base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving
34:17I think that would be my duty
34:18There's not very much like
34:19To do
34:20Talking wise though
34:21Do you know what I mean?
34:22True
34:22Imagine how we get into know each other
34:23As we're flying down the air
34:24On a first date
34:25Yeah
34:26I never thought of it like that
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36:17Where's Paris? Get me in Paris?
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of middle action
36:23To bring you everything that went unseen
36:25Like this big pink wall
36:27Oh f***ing I nearly went to the wall
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see
36:34Wow
36:35So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way
36:39Oh
36:43Strike a pose
36:44It's the final part of Love Island Unseen Men
36:54Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army
36:57And here is the secret skin care routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up
37:05It's like a sponsored silence isn't it?
37:07We're focusing Tommy
37:10Let's see if you know the next step
37:12See if I know the next step
37:13If you know the next step this is huge
37:14Toner
37:17Technically you're not wrong
37:20Just not right
37:21So do I do I wet my face?
37:24Yeah
37:24What before this?
37:26Yeah
37:26Okay
37:27Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:29I've done one already
37:29What I did?
37:31I've started earlier
37:32Look at him go look at the lip balm
37:34That's not lip balm it's lip oil
37:36Lip oil
37:36Then you put this on don't you?
37:39This is the next one
37:41I don't know what step you are
37:42Yeah that's the toner
37:43Yeah that's the toner that goes next
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing
37:48Right quick rub it in
37:49Throw it dry
37:50Oh my god
37:51We're done with this one yeah?
37:53Yeah
37:53I know we're gonna go for the eyes
37:55Yes
37:56This is insane
37:58That's too much though that's too much now
38:00What the hell is it?
38:01She's taking the piss
38:01Sorry I'm sorry guys
38:03Respect the product
38:04I'm looting
38:05General's getting mad
38:06I'm sorry
38:07No we're going right under
38:10Sorry
38:10Right under the eyes
38:11Okay
38:12I forget him
38:13General if I may
38:14Are we ready for a lymphatic drainage?
38:16They're not ready for that yet
38:18Fucking new piece
38:19They're not
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance
38:22I get demoted
38:23You've been embarrassed yourself
38:24You're going down with me
38:25You've been embarrassed yourself
38:26I can't get any lower
38:28Just a little bit
38:28Just a little bit
38:29You've got to open the nodes sir
38:31Right then boys we all finish with a little spritz
38:34Yes
38:36What's up?
38:37What's up?
38:37Are you?
38:37Private one
38:40Thanks so much
38:42Who does the generals?
38:43The general's doing all the work
38:44No he looks after his workers
38:46That was a little treat for you guys
38:49Well done
38:50Yeah
38:51Well done
38:52Pleasure doing business
38:53Well done
38:54Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the core of a hand cane
38:57Rubbing it on my face
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away though
39:00So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself
39:04Fall out boys
39:10Good quality though
39:12That's too funny
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around
39:25Is Lorenzo's phone here?
39:29Oh Lorenzo's phone
39:30He's the fucking
39:35It's me
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else
39:40I'd bat on
39:40See if it's Lorenzo
39:41It's fine
39:42Oh cute girl
39:44Oh I love him
39:45So fucking cute
39:46Is there a reason he does like avatar on the end?
39:48Is there a reason why it looks like he's in the Berlin dance scene?
39:51Literally
39:55Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he got so many photos
40:02Does he have photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy
40:08This one is fucking funny
40:10They need to leave immediately
40:15It feels like he's going to make so many whatsapp stickers of me
40:18I thought for fucks sake
40:20Oh my god
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated
40:24Like I can't even just be sat there
40:31I looked him on it
40:32Do you actually think
40:34Is this a fucking dog?
40:36No
40:37His phone is deleted
40:38No
40:39I can't wait to show him that
40:41That is the best thing
40:47Yasmin
40:48Do you want to fall out?
40:50Give me that phone
40:51Immediately
40:52She can't wait to show him
40:54He's going to be so proud of me
40:56Nowhere safe
40:58That is one serious photo dump girls
40:59But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam
41:03So the boy I would like to steal is
41:06Tommy
41:07So the girl I would like to steal is
41:10Ellie
41:11The girl I would like to steal is
41:12Mika
41:13So the boy I would like to steal is
41:16Aidan
41:17Sam in Namibia you are now single and therefore dumped from the island
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by
41:23Oh wait maybe not those ones
41:35It's time for Beach a Bonanza
41:41Beach a Bonanza
41:42I asked the islanders what their cheesiest dms were
41:50Oh I've received so many so many weird weird weird weird dms in my life
41:56Oh I know you're a teacher I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed just like
41:59That wasn't cringy I actually liked that one to be honest
42:01Someone messaged me saying can I call you jasmine without the jazz
42:07So can I call you mine
42:10Which is quite good and if he was hot I would have replied
42:13Something crazy like are you a controller dot dot dot
42:17Because I'm not trying to play you
42:20And then sent like a controller emoji
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog sorry my dog went missing
42:27Thank you for finding him so I dm this girl and I sent her an emoji of a football
42:33And then a fence and I said sorry I keep my board over my fence but whilst I'm here how
42:39are you
42:41I was young
42:42I get a lot of can I ask you a question and I'm like no you can't
42:47The only way I can describe it is like a bible verse that he had made up himself
42:52And it was the most raunchiest thing and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life
42:57I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it
43:00Very ballsy to be honest
43:02Are you from tennessee because you're the only tennessee and I was like you need to get original don't ever
43:08see that always
43:09I have dm'd celebrities before you just think oh do you know what shoot my shot
43:15And then you wake up in the morning you think what's an absolute embarrassment
43:19Which I'd be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass which is a good thing and they all take
43:22it like a good thing
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing
43:24I sent a boy a message and it said if you feel something weird don't fight it i'm just manifesting
43:31you
43:31That's so cringy isn't it did i get a reply back no we've all had a guy ask for feet
43:37pics
43:38Might have been there done it who knows well she requested that i should send her some pictures of my
43:44feet
43:44I don't know why my feet they're not in the best of nick you know what i mean like
43:48I've had some pretty weird requests in my day i've had a few people kind of
43:51Messaged me for some old pairs of socks what actually goes through these people's heads
43:56did definitely have someone message me i can't remember the exact wording
43:59But it was saying about mayonnaise and it like started this discussion about mayonnaise which was like
44:03weirdly engaging because it's definitely better than like a
44:06hey kiss or something crap like that but i do like mayonnaise so it did weirdly work
44:14come back next time for some more
44:18major bonanza
44:22i think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip if the boys can get around to it
44:27no go around go around yeah
44:32we could get a good thing going here you know
44:37the commander's taking us for a walk
44:43what are you doing we're walking around the garden we're eating oreos and burn them off
44:47sorry to pull rank lads but i'm under strict orders to sign out
44:51our time is up until next time over and out bye-bye
45:26we'll see you next time
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