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Love Island UK - Season 13 Episode 20
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00:09You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits are about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O talk.
00:37Talk the talk.
00:40Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use, like, the...
00:47You know, the melting face one?
00:51The time for name-calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still, please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:58Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix of...
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh!
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's Love Island Unseen Man.
01:19It's Love Island Unseen Man.
01:41It's Love Island Unseen Man.
01:43In one big bedroom, cosy and bright, the islanders all slept through the night.
01:50There were 16 happy islanders all tucked up in a row,
01:54dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow.
02:04Little did they know that four would be off to stay
02:08at a sleepover not that far away.
02:18They sweetly slept, safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.
02:25I'm fucked now, man, so fucked.
02:28You have made your bed, you need to lie in that.
02:30Oh, my fucking days.
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod, Lola was dreaming something quite odd.
02:42It may sound rude, it may sound kinky, but here is her dream about wee willy-winky.
02:51What you are...
02:55Tommy had a dream about you last night.
02:57Did you?
02:57You're going to hate it.
02:59So after this, you were the advocate for small willies.
03:02And your dick was literally about the width of my finger.
03:06But not even that size, it was literally there.
03:08Only the smallest little ball works in the world like this.
03:11Why don't you kiss me like you used to?
03:14Tell me why, tell me why.
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:20Shhh.
03:21Don't shush, boys.
03:22Shake your tush.
03:25So you've got to introduce me
03:28To all your friends, all your friends.
03:31Packed full of the finest unearthed gems from the week.
03:35Would that be shown on unseen bits?
03:37Hashtag scared.
03:38Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, my God, oh, my God.
03:41Sorry, there's literally stinging me.
03:43Can't cope with this.
03:44No, what is it doing?
03:46Go away.
03:47So click your fingers.
03:49Can't do it.
03:49If you can.
03:51I can't.
03:51I've just got all the jingling.
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:57That's just like, yeah, that's...
03:58Yeah, that's just like stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop foot our way into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
04:11Shut up.
04:13OK.
04:15And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week
04:17that will have you in creases.
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:21Why didn't they?
04:24Are you small?
04:25Are you used to your sheets pressed?
04:27I iron my bedsheets.
04:28Yeah, my...
04:29I love an iron bedsheet.
04:30Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed.
04:32How often do you change your sheets?
04:34Every week.
04:34Yeah, every week.
04:35So when I go out on a Saturday night...
04:37It's kind of an ick.
04:38I come home...
04:38No, I think that's a green flag.
04:40I iron with, like, house music on.
04:42So I'm like...
04:43And ironing.
04:45Yeah.
04:45It gets you going.
04:47That makes it a bit better.
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:48Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back.
04:50You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon.
04:52Why not Sunday?
04:54Because...
04:55Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:58I come back, I shower, I have two Ferrero Rochers.
05:01A bottle of water.
05:03And then I go to bed.
05:06What's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers?
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers.
05:10That's just so niche.
05:11Quite like an after-write.
05:13Yeah, but that's not really substantial enough.
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually he's a bit of a poser.
05:26Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:27Someone show me this move.
05:28So you go like, you go like, the warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then this hand comes under there.
05:35And you've got to link your hands, right?
05:37Link your hands.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Step this one in.
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up.
05:42How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position, there.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Right?
05:48So put your left arm through your legs.
05:51And then bring your right hand round and grab them.
05:55No, I've not got the bag.
05:56No, no, no, no.
05:57Other way.
05:58So put your left arm...
05:59How fucking you connect them?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:00So put your left arm through there and bring it right round the back of your arse.
06:04Yeah.
06:04And then grab it with your right hand.
06:06Yeah.
06:06No, can't.
06:07Step your right leg in.
06:08I thought I'm doing it right.
06:09And then...
06:10What the fuck?
06:10Like this.
06:11Right.
06:12And then like that.
06:12How are you doing...
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:15Like...
06:15Like that...
06:16So bring your arm that way.
06:18Oh, okay.
06:19Like that.
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:19And then...
06:20Like that.
06:20Yeah!
06:22There's another one you can do.
06:23Where you go like...
06:23Where you go like that.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:26I don't know.
06:26Look at this.
06:27Round and round.
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28That's a different one.
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Can you do that one, Fitz?
06:32Where you just do the same, but...
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a given faceplant.
06:36That's mental.
06:36Yeah, I'm just going to go...
06:37No, don't do that.
06:39Angel, we can't have your nose broken.
06:40We can't get it bigger.
06:42This girl here, honestly.
06:45Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
07:04It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totes-bag-emotched fans have been
07:13on socials.
07:17Loved lipstick and perfume to hands iconic.
07:20Face with heart emoji.
07:22Face with heart emoji.
07:26I love her, Lena.
07:27I'm bag so cute.
07:29Loudly crying face emoji.
07:32It's a Scottish thing.
07:34We take our bags everywhere.
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji.
07:47Star-struck emoji.
07:53This is my thing.
07:55No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me.
07:59Is that what your purse is?
08:01Yeah.
08:02But I put everything in my handbag.
08:03I've got so much in my handbags at home.
08:05But I only use my...
08:06I take it to the gym.
08:07I take it to somebody.
08:08I take it to work.
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag.
08:11Because it has everything.
08:12And it has my lip liner.
08:13It has my purse.
08:14It has my ID.
08:14Your little cutie handbag.
08:15Yeah.
08:16But I have that.
08:16Everyone's in the council office.
08:18They're like, why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag.
08:22And that's my always handbag.
08:23Mm-hmm.
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of
08:32Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin.
08:38Obviously, got to have your hair clip
08:40for when you're putting your hair out,
08:42when you're by the beach,
08:43when it's getting in your face.
08:45We love a hair clip.
08:47And this was a little flower one.
08:49Okay.
08:49Then, lip balm.
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised.
08:54We have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:58But there's a lot more in here
08:59and it's really getting heavy.
09:01First, two lemons.
09:02Next, we have a whisk.
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
09:09Let's see.
09:10Cowboy hat.
09:12Right.
09:14A yoga mat.
09:19We have my plant.
09:22I just love my plant.
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that.
09:31Because using the side,
09:33it's a bit of a tight squeeze.
09:36But we're going to give that a good go.
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:48The Love Island billet may be a Wi-Fi-free zone,
09:51but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of getting on the net
09:54and having a text chat.
09:55If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
09:58Oh, that's a good one.
09:59I'd probably use, like, the, you know, the melting face one,
10:03like, on the side, like...
10:05It's just, like, melted.
10:06Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
10:08It could be, like, I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk.
10:11Yeah.
10:13And I'm fed up.
10:14Do you know the emoji where it's just, like,
10:15the final thing, it's got the...
10:17What, the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:21It's just like a little...
10:22Out on you.
10:25Is that where you text all the girls in?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Because, like, do you know when you say, like,
10:29a stupid little remark and then you send her...
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just, like, it adds a little bit of character that comes in.
10:38Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
10:40Do you know when I'm texting or something?
10:41Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's, like, a...
10:47That's the closest thing to your face.
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:52It's, like, you can...
10:53Imagine you're saying,
10:54I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks,
10:56see where the night goes after, then give it a little...
10:58It's a good, cheeky little one.
11:00I like it.
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Do it again.
11:05You got to sit the tongue out.
11:06I can't see it.
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:16The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
11:18Oh, someone's doing something wrong.
11:19Oh, no.
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:24After your speech, like, if you were to send a link to your speeches
11:28to your mum or dad, you'd follow it up with that.
11:31No, I know the one...
11:31You know where it's just, like, the mouth and the eyes are just, like...
11:35There's just nothing there, because you've, like, made too many mistakes.
11:39You're both flat.
11:39Yeah.
11:40It's just a line.
11:41Yeah, it's just, like...
11:42Yeah, it's just, like...
11:43Because I've fucked up again.
11:44So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:47That's very good, innit?
11:48So, if me and you were next to each other in a message, you'd just be...
11:52And I'd be...
11:53Yeah.
11:53Let's do it now.
12:03This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime.
12:07So, we went snorkelling.
12:09And what beauty we came across in this scene.
12:12I'm going these two on their paddleboard date.
12:15Sup, guys?
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
12:18This is what I wanted.
12:20So, Lola, we've been getting on really well, and I just think it's time we tied it up.
12:24On your ankle.
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see.
12:30There we are.
12:31We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:33How would you get us on your ankle, man?
12:38I swear to God.
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:41Do we need to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here.
12:45You get...
12:47I'm not having a good day.
12:49This is the worst first day ever.
12:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:53Okay, don't touch.
12:54Don't touch.
12:54Now, how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:58No, wait.
12:58No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:59Wait, the stick's gone.
13:00No, I can get the stick.
13:01No, you can't.
13:02No, I can't.
13:03You can, Sam.
13:09Oh, dear.
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close.
13:15Is there fishes?
13:16Did you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20It's fishes.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, but fishes.
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:28We're still telling them we had tapas, though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:30Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:47I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd be paying a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So, come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paintbrushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:30Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like, you know, like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really going to do the outline, I like glosses, okay?
14:39This is beautiful.
14:43Let the canvas for your work.
14:46Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51No, you can't.
14:52I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That is beautiful, though.
14:54Yeah?
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, so with a pair of Murphy
15:11brothers in the villa, something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Well, there's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time, so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:47It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:55Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:14Sorry, sorry.
16:15No, it's going to melt.
16:16Sorry.
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Ooh.
16:23This is a great service.
16:28So look no further with your one-stop shop for exclusive hot tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot.
16:34Oh.
16:37Ermo me in the basement.
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Burnt Bits.
16:42Earlier we saw a clip of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence, but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:47Well, here's...
16:49Ooh, I've been next!
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, bro.
17:01Is that you? You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What's wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV.
17:09Mate, it's so bad.
17:11Shut up.
17:11But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:17otherwise the Love Island boss is the man.
17:18We fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny.
17:31Ah, dead warn ya.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know, when they're like...
17:50Rufus Alistair or something, do you know what I mean?
17:52I like that.
18:10Rufus?
18:12That's a great name, A-J.
18:13A-J Murphy.
18:14How would you spell it, though?
18:15For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:19A-J.
18:20No.
18:21Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:22That's crazy.
18:23No.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essence.
18:26No, because how...
18:27A-J, how can you have, like, a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30You all said his name's Aidan.
18:31Yes.
18:31Junior.
18:31So it's A-J.
18:32J, nickname.
18:33It's just A-J.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know his nickname's A-J,
18:36but then why would you start throwing letters into A-J
18:38when it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be A-J,
18:41but his name's not his name.
18:42Well, that's why everyone would call him.
18:43Aidan, I was going to call him A-J.
18:43His name's Aidan, Jr.
18:44Yeah.
18:45I was going to call him A-J.
18:45Yeah.
18:47So it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy, Jr.
18:48So on the birth certificate,
18:49you're not going to go A-Y-J?
18:51No, Aidan, Jr. Murphy.
18:53Aidan, Jr. Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards,
18:56but it sounds better, because you can say A-J.
18:58A-J-M.
18:59A-J.
19:00Oh, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:02I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well.
19:05Since that was a...
19:06Chevy!
19:07Chevy!
19:08I'm back on my kid's spurs.
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday
19:13Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:23The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common
19:25with the highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So your foot's here, you point it out,
19:32and you just go back, front, back, front, around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So you just basically do it with a jump.
19:37Oh.
19:38Okay.
19:40So...
19:41What the...
19:42And then...
19:43So a lot of jumping.
19:45So how do you get to this?
19:45It's all jumping.
19:46It's so good.
19:47So, lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:51For jumping.
19:52There was, like, basically, there's swords crossed like this
19:55on the ground, and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it!
19:59Lana's falling in the swords.
20:01Your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:05They're too good.
20:05And you're literally just...
20:06That's so cute!
20:07I know!
20:09And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle,
20:15you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Yeah, that'll work.
20:21Fuck it!
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace,
20:34but were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Don't we should try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I normally go that way.
20:43Oh, I normally go that way.
20:44Don't try.
20:46It may be called French kissing,
20:48but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:51You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
20:56before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go...
21:02Let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way, I go in the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:08I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:16I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go...
21:21Yeah, right, yeah.
21:21Look, he has to put the tongue out.
21:24What way do you want?
21:25How's he going?
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way.
21:29Yeah.
21:29I go that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Like when it's...
21:32Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:35Switch up, sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode, he's here, and then he's like,
21:38OK, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this way.
21:40All right, we're shifting gears.
21:42Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral,
21:44no tailgating, and at all costs,
21:46do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour
21:55of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So all the girls, all the flavours...
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:03Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:15Strawberry?
22:16Obviously, I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:23He's like, um, no, he's dulce de leche.
22:28Dulce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:30See, the sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So you're not white, white.
22:34Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36What, like, we're talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general.
22:39You're not, like...
22:40You're a coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm, I love tiramisu as well.
22:44That's you.
22:44What am I?
22:46You're caramel.
22:47Period.
22:48Ellie's like iron brew.
22:50You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's itty.
22:52What are you talking here?
22:53Just, like, vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vibes.
22:55We're not talking in the bedroom.
22:56No, Aiden's like...
22:58There's too many vanilla.
22:59He's like a classic.
23:01Oh, no, he's like, you know,
23:02you know the bubblegum flavour.
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah, well, I hear that bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:19I'm more of a Mr. Whippy Man, myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups,
23:33but this turned into put-downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got, like, a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what it means.
23:38You've got, like, the build of an athlete
23:41that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:45No, but...
23:45For fuck's sakes, bro.
23:47When I look at you, I just think, yeah,
23:48like, pole vault, high jump, you know?
23:51The jumping ones.
23:53Go on, give us a little...
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yeah!
24:06Where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these.
24:10You have to get the knees out of my pole.
24:14Yeah!
24:17It nearly went over.
24:20Yeah, maybe not.
24:22Maybe not a high jump.
24:24Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:31What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands.
24:35It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo.
24:42With notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others said.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:24What?
25:26It is.
25:27You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:31Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
25:55This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
26:04I could show you a few of my moves.
26:06Show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:09So, yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Love Island on Z-Mats,
26:13where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut into a wellness studio.
26:18The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped.
26:21Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.
26:27Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.
26:29He's giving banana in my jaw.
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
26:35It goes, all he does...
26:38That's my bones.
26:39I said chakras, Ellie.
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts.
26:44I think I'll put Mabes on to something.
26:46No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen,
26:56they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:58You just pull your body over.
27:00You can actually hear my butt crack in there.
27:06And seeing stars.
27:08Ah, fuck.
27:11Ah, fucking bastard.
27:13Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits
27:17that flip the world as you know it on its head.
27:21Boom.
27:21Thanks, Tommy.
27:23Namaste.
27:34Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:42Shoulders back.
27:43Shoulders back, innit?
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear, innit?
27:47Hey, that's too much.
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on, let me and you do it.
27:52Come on.
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:54It's just a little nonchalant.
27:55Never eye contact with anybody ready.
28:02No, hey, we're bobbing too much.
28:04That's too quick.
28:05That's too quick.
28:06Nah, that's the pace.
28:07Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
28:09What, is there a beat, is there?
28:10There's just like something, yeah, there's a bit to it.
28:12Boom, boom, boom.
28:13It's hard, innit?
28:14Do you reckon you could, like, do the modelling?
28:15Yeah.
28:16Do you want to do it more with me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on.
28:19I want to do one after.
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
28:24No eye contact.
28:25Nah, just a little bob.
28:26I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it, like?
28:32Ready?
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come.
28:49Come, come, come do with me.
28:51Do you need in between the both of them?
28:52Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
28:54Right, hold on.
28:55Go on.
28:55Three, two, one, go!
29:07Oh, my God, they're actually divas.
29:19Here's a top-secret, highly confidential, unseen training video
29:23from the LIA, the Love Island Army.
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells
29:29before active engagement.
29:31Is everyone here, but if the two bombshell girls come in,
29:33everyone here is open to get to know them?
29:35Exactly, yeah, 100%.
29:36Apart from me.
29:37Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out
29:39who they fancy.
29:40I'll be the man on the inside.
29:41You can wing man.
29:42I'll wing man you.
29:43Yeah.
29:44We call him every now and then.
29:46He's not there every night.
29:47He's not on the front line with us all the time, but every now and then.
29:49When the general needs him, I'll call him up.
29:51He deals with our inside information.
29:53Fine.
29:54He's SAS commander.
29:55That is my position.
29:56Double O-Tart.
29:58I'm whatever you need me to be.
29:59Double O-Tart.
30:00Can we just go around quickly so I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain.
30:04I'm private.
30:05I'm lieutenant.
30:06You're lieutenant.
30:07You're general.
30:08SAS.
30:08SAS.
30:09Cadet.
30:10Just to clarify, who's number one?
30:11You?
30:11Yeah.
30:12I'm SAS, so I can float in about wherever I am.
30:14I don't really have a rank.
30:15A Medal of Honor is a washbag.
30:17The general's got how many washbags?
30:18Have you got four?
30:18I've got four.
30:19He's got four wash bags.
30:21I've got two big wash bags.
30:22I've only got one wash bag.
30:24Have you got three?
30:24I've got three.
30:25It all works then, yeah.
30:27Go on, Aidan, then.
30:27Give us a run down.
30:28What's the process here?
30:29No, no, no.
30:30Yeah, there's not that.
30:31Whoa, cadet's not going.
30:31Cadet, he told you to speed.
30:33Slow down.
30:33Slow down, cadet.
30:50Oh, no.
30:52Oh, no.
30:53Oh, no.
30:54How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank, lads, but the Onward's March of Unseen Bets continues.
31:06The Islanders received a text this week.
31:08Kevin, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
31:17A car is waiting for you outside.
31:20Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
31:23And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast
31:27as possible to rush when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:31Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent
31:36four bombshells.
31:38Tina.
31:40Finley.
31:42Hallie.
31:44Cheddy.
31:46And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport through the Mayorkan countryside, which
31:51in cork wedges is no mean feat.
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them.
32:00Or on them.
32:02Come on, chop chop.
32:04You're going to be late walking at that pace.
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, they just kept doing everything
32:11in slow-mo.
32:12But once the islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead.
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:18You're like a bit of sea bass, you're not into fish?
32:19Nah.
32:20I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:24I like fish.
32:25Yeah, but...
32:25Oh, you like fish, but you're not eating the fish.
32:27No, I like fish.
32:30What are you going on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations.
32:33Do you know what...
32:34That's PR.
32:35I don't know what that is.
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is.
32:38I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:41What's the difference?
32:43I like seafood like prawns and that.
32:47What?
32:48What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood, isn't it?
32:51Yeah, but fish is different.
32:52So what fish do you like, yeah?
32:54Like, just fish?
32:55I've got, like, a foot stitch, man.
32:56Oh, my God.
32:58Oh, fuck.
32:59It's like crap.
33:01Sorry, Gary.
33:01It's okay.
33:02I do love a foot tattoo, you know?
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love, like, a foot ankle tattoo.
33:06I do like feet.
33:07You've got a nice feet.
33:08That's one of the first things I saw.
33:09Really?
33:10Do you want to know a secret?
33:11What?
33:11I have two toes joined together.
33:13You're lying.
33:15I swear to you.
33:18I've got some of my hair.
33:19What?
33:20I've got some of my hair.
33:20No, I'm just looking at you.
33:22Look.
33:23Oh, okay.
33:23That's not that bad.
33:24I think they look cute.
33:26Oh, okay.
33:26That's cute.
33:27They look better than normal feet, I think.
33:28I thought you meant, like, they're just together.
33:31Oh, no, no, no.
33:31All the way.
33:32Just like a bit of the skin is, like, together.
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
33:39Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say, like, I love you.
33:42Like, you let the words.
33:43But I think if I sat there and almost sit somewhere...
33:45Please don't say that to me.
33:47Right, are you laughing?
33:49I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
33:51I'd still eat it.
33:53But I don't like it.
33:54Which one?
33:55I'm Riley.
33:55Riley.
33:56Oh, that's crazy.
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn.
33:59Oh, Finn.
33:59Where do I get Riley from?
34:01I thought you were a Riley.
34:02I've never been with a Finn lead before.
34:04You were the Finn, though?
34:05Finn.
34:06Finn.
34:06I've never been with a Finn either.
34:08What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun.
34:12Would you?
34:12Like, skydiving.
34:13Should we do it?
34:14Do we have our first date?
34:15What are we doing, base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving.
34:17I think that would be my duty.
34:18There's not very much, like...
34:19To do.
34:20Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean?
34:22True.
34:22Imagine how we're getting to know each other as we're flying down the air.
34:25On our first date?
34:26Yeah.
34:26I'd never thought of it like that.
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36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit, so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
36:12Be ready.
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of middle action to bring you everything that went unseen.
36:26Like this big pink wall.
36:27Oh, fucking hell, he left the side of the wall.
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
36:34What?
36:34So relax, because we have some cracking clips on the way.
36:39Oh.
36:43Strike a pose.
36:45It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit.
36:54Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army.
36:57And here is the secret skincare routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
37:05It's got a sponsored silence, isn't it?
37:07We're focusing, Tommy.
37:10Let's see if you know the next step.
37:12See if I know the next step?
37:13If you know the next step, this is huge.
37:14Toner.
37:17Mmm, technically you're not wrong.
37:20Just not right.
37:21So do I wet my face?
37:24Yeah.
37:24What, before this?
37:25Yeah.
37:26OK.
37:27Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:29I've done one already.
37:30What, I did?
37:31I've started earlier.
37:32Look at him go.
37:33Look at the lip balm.
37:34That's not lip balm.
37:35It's lip oil.
37:36Lip oil.
37:37Then you put this on, don't you?
37:39Yeah.
37:40This is the next one?
37:41I don't know what step you're on.
37:42Yeah, that's the toner.
37:43Yeah, that's the toner.
37:43That goes next.
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing.
37:48Right, quick, rub it in.
37:49Let's try it dries.
37:50Oh, my God.
37:52We're done with this one, yeah?
37:53Yeah.
37:53Right, now we're going to go for the eyes.
37:55Yes.
37:56This is insane.
37:58That's too much.
37:59That's too much now.
38:00What the hell is this?
38:00You're taking the fucking piss.
38:02Sorry.
38:02I'm sorry, guys.
38:03I'm losing.
38:03Respect the product.
38:05I'm losing.
38:05General's getting mad.
38:06I'm sorry.
38:07No.
38:08No, we're going right under.
38:09Oh, sorry.
38:10Right under the eyes.
38:12I forget him.
38:13General, if I may, we're ready for lymphatic drainage.
38:16They're not ready for that yet.
38:18Fucking nippies.
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance, mate.
38:23I get demoted.
38:24You're embarrassed yourself.
38:24You're coming down with me, man.
38:26You're embarrassed yourself.
38:26I can't get any of that one.
38:28Just a little bit.
38:29You've got to open the notes, sir.
38:31Right then, boys, we'll finish with a little spritz.
38:34Yes.
38:36What's up, man?
38:37Are you?
38:37Private one.
38:42Who does the generals?
38:43The general's doing all the work.
38:45No, he looks after his workers.
38:47That was a little treat for you guys.
38:49Well done.
38:50Yes.
38:51Well done.
38:52Pleasure doing business.
38:53Well done.
38:54Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand cane
38:57rubbing it on my face.
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away, though,
39:00so she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
39:04Pull out, boys.
39:10What a quality, though.
39:12That's too funny.
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
39:25It's Lorenzo's phone here.
39:29Oh, Lorenzo's phone.
39:30He's a fucking...
39:35It's me.
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else.
39:40I'd battle him.
39:40See if it's Lorenzo.
39:41It's fine.
39:42Oh, cute girl.
39:44Oh, I love him.
39:45So fucking cute.
39:46Is there a reason he does it?
39:47It's like apatot on the end.
39:48Is there a reason why it looks like it's in the Berlin dance scene?
39:50Literally.
39:55Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he's got so many photos.
40:00LAUGHTER
40:02Did he get photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy.
40:07No, this one is fucking funny.
40:10THEY NEED DELETING IMMEDIALLY!
40:15HE LAUGHS
40:15Feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me.
40:18I thought, for fuck's sake.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated.
40:24Like, I can't even just be sat there.
40:26I haven't touched your own difference.
40:29Where's your face?
40:30LAUGHTER
40:30I look demonic.
40:32You actually don't.
40:34Is this a fucking dog?
40:36No.
40:37His phone is deleted.
40:38No.
40:39I can't wait to show him that.
40:41That is the best thing.
40:44LAUGHTER
40:46LAUGHTER
40:47LAUGHTER
40:47Yasmine, do you want to fall out?
40:50Give me that phone immediately.
40:52She can't wait to show you.
40:54He's going to be so proud of me.
40:56Nowhere's safe.
40:58That is one serious photo dump, girls.
41:00But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam.
41:03So, the boy I would like to steal is...
41:06Tommy.
41:07So, the girl I would like to steal is...
41:10Ellie.
41:11The girl I would like to steal is... Mika.
41:13So, the boy I would like to steal is...
41:16Aidan.
41:17Sam in Namibia, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
41:23Oh, wait.
41:24Maybe not those ones.
41:27MUSIC PLAYS
41:30MUSIC PLAYS
41:36It's time for Beech and Bonanza!
41:41Beech and Bonanza!
41:43Beech and Bonanza!
41:43Woooo!
41:44Yay!
41:46I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
41:50Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
41:56Oh, I know you're a teacher. I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed.
41:59Just like...
41:59That wasn't cringy. I actually liked that one to be honest.
42:02Someone messaged me saying,
42:03Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
42:07So, can I call you mine?
42:10Which is quite good and if he was hot I would have replied.
42:14Something crazy, like, are you a controller? Dot, dot, dot.
42:18Because I'm not trying to play you?
42:20And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog.
42:25Sorry, my dog went missing.
42:27Erm, thank you for finding him.
42:29So, I DM'd this girl and I sent her an emoji of a football.
42:33And then a fence.
42:35And I said, Sorry, I keep my board over my fence.
42:38But whilst I'm here, how are you?
42:41I was young.
42:42I get a lot of, Can I ask you a question?
42:45And I'm like, No, you can't.
42:47The only way I can describe it is, like, a Bible verse that he had made up himself.
42:52And it was the most raunchiest thing and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
42:57I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it.
43:00Very ballsy, to be honest.
43:02Are you from Tennessee?
43:04Because you're the only Tennessee.
43:06And I was like, you need to get original.
43:08Don't ever see it that way.
43:09I have DM'd celebrities before.
43:13You just think, Oh, do you know what?
43:14Shoot my shot.
43:15And then you wake up in the morning and you think,
43:17Well, it's an absolute embarrassment.
43:19But I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass,
43:21which is a good thing.
43:22And they all take it like a good thing.
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing.
43:24I sent a boy a message and it said,
43:27If you feel something weird, don't fight it.
43:30I'm just manifesting you.
43:32That's so cringy, isn't it?
43:34Did I get a reply back?
43:35No.
43:36We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
43:38Might have been there, done it.
43:40Who knows?
43:41Well, she requested that I should send her some pictures of my feet.
43:44I don't know why.
43:45My feet, they're not in the best of Nick.
43:47You know what I mean?
43:48I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
43:50I've had a few people kind of message me for some old pairs of socks.
43:54What actually goes through these people's heads.
43:56I did definitely have someone message me.
43:58I can't remember the exact wording, but it was saying about mayonnaise.
44:01And it like started this discussion about mayonnaise,
44:03which was like weirdly engaging,
44:05because it's definitely better than like a hey kiss or something crap like that.
44:08But I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work.
44:14Come back next time for some more.
44:17Major Bonanza!
44:22I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip,
44:25if the boys can get round to it.
44:27No, go round, go round.
44:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:31We could get a good thing going here, you know.
44:37The commander's taking us for a walk.
44:43What are you doing?
44:44We're walking round the garden.
44:46We're eating Oreos and burning them off.
44:48Sorry to pull rank, lads, but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
44:52Our time is up.
44:53Until next time, over and out.
44:55Bye-bye.
44:56Bye.
44:57Bye.
44:58Bye.
44:59Bye.
45:08Bye.
45:15Bye.
45:26Bye.
45:28Bye.
45:29Bye.
45:31Bye.
45:32Bye.
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