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Love Island (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did he get out of here?
02:32Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woo.
02:42Oh my God.
02:46Oh my God.
02:48Oh my God.
02:50OMG.
02:52Oh my God.
02:53I'm sorry.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:57Hey.
02:59Yeah.
03:01Oh my God.
03:02Help, help.
03:05Ahh, you might stay this time.
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:10Oh
03:11My
03:13Yes
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa a brand-new islanders got to
03:37Introduce themselves to the world and those super sexy package of things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello hello anyone here
03:53Where have they gone get me me our jamma
04:02Hello, it's me Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:09The funny Scottish guy nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles to this series fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:58Do you see a plane?
05:09I don't know why I'm just seeing these things
05:13Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:22And that's how free I wanna be
05:25Oh, I think I found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:44Love
05:46Montag
05:50I just love kissing people
05:51I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's
05:53Cut that
05:54Ha ha
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Oh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
06:37I don't know what I bloody look like
06:45I've been
06:46Straight tripping when I see yourself
06:49Yeah
06:50Yeah
06:51Face speaking
06:51Can you feel it?
06:53Count down
06:54To space dipping when I break it
06:57Move
06:57Out
06:58Now
06:59Can we move it like that?
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs isn't it?
07:09Ha ha
07:10No
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:16Ha ha
07:16I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me
07:19Please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even shat
07:25I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:31In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the shark's at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't
07:40I'm like
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do
07:47Is come and bang
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time there are no games
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No
08:32Yeah, I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that
08:37Professional
08:38Shit
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um
08:48Yes, please
08:48I'll let you get some
08:50Yes, please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58I saw these bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh, this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03I wanted water but fuck that
09:05You do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
09:08No
09:08What is wrong?
09:10What is wrong?
09:11No, no, no
09:11That is really neat
09:11Who have you dated like?
09:12I'm actually never dating one who does it because I'm like I can't cope with that
09:15I feel like people judge me
09:17Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:20Erm
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:26Fuckboy, not gonna lie
09:29Do you want I slowly instead?
09:31No, thank you
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like yeah?
09:41Yeah
09:41Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island
09:55No
09:56Like
09:57What?
09:58What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like
10:06Oh
10:07Go put that on the
10:08Counter
10:09Counter
10:09Yeah
10:10Counter
10:10Yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:11A bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:14Aye
10:15Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes please
10:18Yes please
10:18Yes please
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm rinsing it
10:35They use the filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad way
11:02No I mean like you are very sexy
11:05What?
11:06You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07Maybe I use that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that you have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song
11:15Not maybe
11:15It should have been Man Eater
11:16Yeah
11:17Yeah not promiscuous
11:19You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst but au contraire
11:25Turns out he was just getting started
11:28A tart is a good thing
11:29It's like a
11:29Is it fuck?
11:31No
11:31What?
11:32I would say
11:34Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No
11:53That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No it's not
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:07Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34What did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them
12:43The Extenders
12:45Oh Phil and Grant
12:45Okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is
12:55She doesn't actually say that though
12:57When you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her
12:59No
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28Aha
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me
13:33Me
13:34Me
13:34I am a female
13:35Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37I'm down
13:39It's not down, it's south
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah, where about that I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one
13:52How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the Moway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:58Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah
14:00I feel like I'm seven and like you're
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they
14:05How do they like work out where the junction
14:06My way don't end
14:07Where does it end?
14:08Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north east
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost
14:15So just slow it down
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it goes
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay, carry on
14:24Right, London there
14:24This is London
14:26Where is it? Like just north of London?
14:28North, what is it? North east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Right, okay, just simple, simple wording
14:35So you've got north of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38Yeah
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40Yes
14:40So you go round the M25
14:42And now he's talking
14:43Like a
14:43Like a
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes, you go round the M25
14:46Ding
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:49No, no, no
14:50I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Do you drive to
14:54We're like that?
14:55Yeah
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal
15:08No
15:09You drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England, right?
15:13Oh my god
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:19We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know
15:23Oh
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked
15:29But I'll write it
15:30It's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie
15:41What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all where I'm going to be
15:44Uns Uns all the time but I'm actually like
15:46Ah, ran out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:49What
15:50Opie
15:52Like
16:07Like
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One
16:18Two
16:19Three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:22Can you stop please
16:24No
16:25My G
16:27Cause I'm repping about cheese
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And it is!
16:44And it is!
16:45And again!
16:45Woo!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck on water
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats
17:02Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:15Opie
17:15But
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all
17:20I'm going to be
17:21Unz unz all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Unz unz unz
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again
17:26Ops is a different
17:27Ops
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Ops is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie's onions
17:34Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport but
17:56not inside the villa
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done either
18:11Fiona
18:15Fiona
18:15Don't care
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what
18:18Like what
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lil Farquhar
18:21Lil Farquhar
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:13Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh
19:21Oh
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj
19:39Oh
19:40Here we go
19:40Okay
19:41Oh no
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:46Oh
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh
19:54Oh
19:55Oh no
19:59I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:03Oh my
20:05Like this
20:06Yeah
20:07Yay
20:08I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah
20:12Yeah
20:13Does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special
20:17Yes
20:20Lorenzo
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola I think Sam and Lola could be
20:38Ooh
20:39Ooh
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with I think she should be with George
20:47Ooh
20:49Ooh
20:49Because she likes George
20:51Yeah
20:51Fucking hell
20:53Do you miss you?
20:56I like Robin so
20:57Yeah
20:58Yeah
20:58Aw
21:01Ellie
21:02Yay
21:03Yay
21:04Yay
21:05Yay
21:05Yay
21:07Ding ding
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12Oh
21:13That's a good one
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine
21:18Do you have a three-way kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah
21:22Right
21:26Ha ha ha ha ha
21:33Say that eh?
21:35See that eh
21:35You can just do it here if you want
21:36Oh do it here look
21:38Oh I don't know how to do it all
21:40Hey
21:42Go 15
21:43Tom
21:44Look at his hands
21:45Oh look at his hands
21:45Yeah
21:49It's all love brother it's all love man
21:51How you doin' was a good kisser
21:53Oh it's a great kisser mate
21:54Next time I do without Ellie
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge, but apparently not
22:11Do you like
22:13No, no, not normally
22:16Who does how's up for toe sucking?
22:30I don't think it's very nice babe with Jasmine. What do you like about it? What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in like sexual situations. It's not nice. It's on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon
22:43Where are those toes at?
22:45Ellie offers getting her toes sucked
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so
22:49Well, not after that performance
22:52I think you can teach me. Shall I? Yeah. Oh, maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or is that like does the tongue like run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want
23:06You're freaked out by feet. What'd you say? Are you freaked out by feet? Not freaked out by feet. I
23:11just don't
23:12Think that I just don't think much of feet. I like a nice foot. I won't be like. Oh, yeah,
23:19that's a good foot
23:21So I'm all about the arms
23:24You've never said that like I say like I'm supposed to know
23:27Yeah, skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms. Yes, I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms? I'd ask for a show of hands. I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right
23:38up to the armpit
23:44I
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried. He may be express-oing himself a little too much. Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One two
24:04Four
24:04Four? That's gonna fall out the cup
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious really means you have, you know
24:17You might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What? Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I fill it up?
24:26Just try that try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:45Don't be fussy
24:46Don't be fussy
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:53Because I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow
24:58It's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01Then I can kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not gonna happen by the way
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07If you do end up making coffees there
25:09Then I'll have a double shot
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on
25:24If you look at anything
25:26Your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:37Look at the net, look at the pillow, it knows exactly what it would feel like
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah it actually is, to be fair that's a fun fact
25:51Never knew that
25:51Any other fun facts, do you have any for me?
25:53I've got a fun fact for you Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show yo what I'm like to you?
26:24Jane, i'll give yo a shout
26:25Okay, ready tuki tuki tuki tuki tuki, tuki, tuki, tuki tuki, tuki, tuki, tuki tuki, tuki tuki out
26:32Sorry that
26:32That's me on the debt, wait
26:40We've danced back for the last seven days of the amazing birds that didn't get picked
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there
26:48Hey покlaw nums
26:49No can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck up?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the down with dog.
27:05You've dushed your head. Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my god, a period of platypus. Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb! Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53That's a bit fair though.
27:53You're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, do I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look at my light.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you're out at BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this haram they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:00Then you came over here.
29:02You're like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:07Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:13The Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51you're going to have to teach me some slanky now serious.
29:53Mm-hmm.
29:53Because when we get out and we come down and we have the foot we have to go out with
29:56them.
29:56What?
29:58It's got one doctor's here.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then, you come on right down.
30:10Well, when I come down...
30:13Up!
30:17When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:20You're fine, it's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me...
30:45But...
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:56And then...
30:57And then...
30:58Woo!
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:11Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're upsetting me.
31:17Okay.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the one.
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:05Oh, I don't...
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look. You can just take in stuff.
33:42I love you. You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking money.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her singing a shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:53We did re-enact him.
35:00Wait, let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Are you missing?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting, doing nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to see.
35:16I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
35:21Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay.
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
35:34This is like year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of the others has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what's that mean?
35:47What, what's that mean?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustan!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04What are you doing about me?
36:04Go.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't have to.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:57Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your head on.
38:24All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, the title that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsey.
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smell's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09Has this been rubbed?
39:11It's just been rubbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, make another one.
39:14Hang on to it.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girl a bowl.
39:32Is it a sense age?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced you.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible from that.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Eh?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, innit?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:47I just want to work.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, because I'm scritting in that air, no, innit?
41:56It's okay.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59Yeah, do it's not cheered.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the world
42:42needs to see it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06This one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:14I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oops.
43:33It goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the Magic Mike one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh, no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10Is that what I want to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up Bonanza!
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end, and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits, because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me, you!
44:44It's that time we go.
44:47They find us a dog.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are, and just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a pop.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
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