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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leap.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:42But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash. Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but...
04:38To me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:45I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:40I'm not looking down on you.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43Where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:02Jennifer, my sweet.
06:03It's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me.
06:20I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:22Prohibited.
06:25Love you.
06:29Go home.
06:37Go home.
06:40Go home.
06:41Go home.
06:43Go home.
06:44Go home.
06:44Bye.
06:46Go home.
06:46Go home.
06:48Go home.
06:50COVID-19cido as you 7x0 and we're on fire.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party, but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op, Stat.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've got to go.
07:12Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days, tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:35Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:40Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped Bailing Zeus out?
07:48That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful Seas, the Trident actually accepted you?
08:10Don't tell me you finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it! Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo. Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother. Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon. There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:59Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:09No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the Golden Apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and Father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here!
10:18I feed you!
10:19And you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:25Ah!
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me!
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you!
10:32Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites!
10:34Mom!
10:37You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around!
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart!
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do!
10:52Back off!
10:53Don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you get for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth!
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables!
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay!
11:14Chill, Mom.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage!
11:24We can't keep my big-shot son-in-law waiting!
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era.
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No!
12:42Stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:48Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:53If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to God your lives are going to be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage?
14:20We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No!
14:26My kids' blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed
14:32at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:36Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:09Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me!
15:30He's coming!
15:32Burning them ain't enough for the sea god.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive,
15:41packs their raw flesh with boiling sand and crushed shells,
15:44turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent.
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:54Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:57I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year,
16:00while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked up shit!
16:02Zip it, Jennifer!
16:04You're a completely lost cause!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty,
16:17but you brought the sea god's haul down on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:55Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kid!
17:04My kid!
17:05I'll take the hit!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat
17:16and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:22Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Getting them alive already!
17:42These mortals...
17:43No!
17:44No!
17:45These monsters!
17:46How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it!
17:52I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thamas, stop!
18:01You know the rules!
18:03If you manifest in the mortal realm,
18:05you break the law of fate!
18:07You'll be wiped from existence!
18:14Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:30I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul,
18:42I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:20Look!
19:21It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:28Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here. I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:33It's really you? Thank God he actually brought you back to me. Look, this is Chris and Sophia.
19:41Our kids.
19:43Dad, we totally knew it was you. You actually came back.
19:48What in the hell just happened? Jesus, how'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there. That filthy beggar is back.
19:58Talk. Right now. Who did this? Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my
20:06kids?
20:07You don't get to question us. Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the Sea God.
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us. As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life.
20:18Almighty Sea God, please forgive us. These four impure wretches aren't part of our family.
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins. I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage.
20:35You absolute clowns. You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the Sea God without realizing I am
20:43the Sea God.
20:59I am the Sea God.
21:00Oh, the Sidon. Holy crap, he really is the Sea God.
21:03Oh, great Sea God, please forgive us. Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings. We're innocent.
21:09Don't buy his bullshit. Open your eyes. It's just a cheap dark magic trick. If the real Sea God was
21:15here, we'd all be dead meat.
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the Sea God. If the real God finds out we worship the damn
21:23warlock, we're cooked.
21:24We gotta skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out.
21:28You arrogant, brain-death mortals. You tortured my wife and kids. So now, I'm thing Terrive. I'm bringing down the
21:37ocean's wrath. I'll give you a front row seat to exactly who you're messing with.
21:49No freaking way. Is this filthy beggar actually the Sea God?
22:01Ha! Look at that! I totally called it! This filthy street rat is a complete fraud!
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand?
22:34Wait, why did the Sea God statue just blow to pieces?
22:38You brain-dead idiots! The real Sea God is pissed because this peasant is playing dress up with his name!
22:45Help me pin this bastard down and finish him!
22:48Step on it! If we don't string them up right now, the Sea God is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map!
22:53The ocean will swallow us whole!
22:55Freeze!
22:57Look! He's running on fumes! Now's our window to take this Warwick out!
23:02What the hell is going on?
23:05Enough!
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier.
23:08But from this second on, if you touch my wife and kids, I'll rain literal hellfire on you!
23:14You gullible morons.
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago.
23:20Like the Sea Dotted would moo light as a tramp.
23:23Like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just poop into thin air!
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic!
23:33Ha ha!
23:35Damn straight. A true god is untouchable.
23:40You hack this warlock to pieces.
23:43And I'll toss you ten gold coins right here.
23:47Right now.
23:48No!
23:52No!
23:57No!
24:01No!
24:01No!
24:02Un-freaking-believable!
24:04The guy's literally made of steel!
24:10No!
24:11Almighty Sea God!
24:12Please forgive your cluteless blind believers!
24:15You unrepentant mortals!
24:17You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me?
24:22You vicious brain-dead clowns
24:26Time to face the music!
24:32Holy crap, he really is the sea god!
24:35We are dead meat!
24:40What just happened? Why am I running on empty?
24:42No, the coma.
24:44I've burned through all my divine mocha fighting off that damn curse for nine years.
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion!
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him!
24:57You absolute idiots!
24:59Do you seriously think this washed-up bum is the sea god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock!
25:05If he was actually Poseidon, he wouldn't be this pathetic!
25:09It's an ancient curse.
25:11I tank my powers fighting it off.
25:13That's why I'm weakened.
25:14You brain-dead sheep!
25:16Only morons swallow a lie that pathetic!
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catched hell when the real god finds out.
25:31Shut the hell up!
25:33Who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof?
25:43A little birdie told me some crackpop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god.
25:50Your Holiness, it's this wicked warlock.
25:52He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes.
25:56High Priest, you're the only hotline to the sea god.
25:59If he was really coming down, he'd have given you a heads up.
26:08I haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down.
26:12You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap magic to play god.
26:17The high priest is his top servant.
26:20This guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act.
26:24Make him pay!
26:28Thank god for the high priest.
26:31We almost bought the scam.
26:33The sea god would have been pissed.
26:36And we'd be dead meat.
26:40What a joke.
26:41I don't have some mortal messenger down here.
26:44He's full of shit.
26:45You arrogant little speck.
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath?
26:50You son of a bitch!
26:52How dare you slander me!
26:53I'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself!
27:19Holy crap, what's happening?
27:21The high priest just got zapped by lightning!
27:23Is that guy actually the sea god?
27:29Bullshit!
27:31Impossible!
27:32Yeah, that was the sea god's wrath!
27:34Warning me!
27:35Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet!
27:39Letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple!
27:43Oh, it was his wrath, alright.
27:45But who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up!
27:49Defy the sea god!
27:51And you'll get worse than lightning!
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell!
28:10Ignorant sheep!
28:22Ignorant sheep!
28:26No freaking way!
28:36No freaking way!
28:38Even running on a fraction of my power, you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family.
28:46Guys, listen.
28:47There is zero chance he's the sea god.
28:49Since when does a god fall for a random munal?
28:51It's a joke!
28:52He's a cheap warlock!
28:54Hold the line!
28:55Did you idiots forget his orders?
28:57Want to get swallowed by a tidal wave?
28:59We're dead meat if you back down!
29:02But his voodoo is too strong!
29:04We can't even dent this freakish water wall!
29:08Bullshit!
29:09Every trick has a loophole!
29:11Hurl every sharp object we've got!
29:12Something's bound to bust this cheap-ass force mailed...
29:22Dad, you just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air?
29:27Are you actually the sea god?
29:30You bet he is, sweetie.
29:32Your dad would never lie to you.
29:36All right, if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo, it's time to bring out the big gun.
29:43Watch and weep, warlock!
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is, it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor!
29:57Trident, shield, Genefie!
30:11Trident, shield, Genefie!
30:23Are you kidding me?
30:25How did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig?
30:27Who the hell are you?
30:31I warned you, you absolute fools!
30:33Open your damn eyes!
30:35This is the trident, the ultimate symbol of the ocean!
30:38And I am its master, Poseidon, the sea god.
30:43The sea god?
30:44He actually is the sea god!
30:46Sweet Jesus, what the hell have I done?
30:50You've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years!
30:54Just to line your own pockets!
30:56That is an unforgivable sin!
31:05No, almighty sea god!
31:07Mercy!
31:08William brain-matched us!
31:09We never wanted to hurt your family!
31:12Lord Sighton, please spare us!
31:15Jennifer, these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell.
31:19It's your call.
31:21How do you want me to finish them?
31:22No!
31:24Jennifer, my precious daughter, don't do this!
31:27You know me, I would never truly hurt you!
31:29Okay, I screwed up, I admit it.
31:31But I see the light now, we share the same blood, we're family!
31:35Please, Jennifer, don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge.
31:39Think of the kids!
31:41Exactly!
31:42Jennifer, my sweet sister!
31:44We share the same blood!
31:46I swear to God, I'll never pull this shit again!
31:49Please, get us a break!
31:55Honey, I'm not a monster like them.
31:57They still share blood with our kids.
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in Chris and Sophia's heads.
32:04Let's just walk away.
32:06I just want a peaceful life.
32:29Well, look at you, gorgeous!
32:33You must be my boy Poseidon's wife.
32:36Absolutely stunning.
32:49Oh, my goodness!
32:51And who are these two adorable little monkeys?
32:57Mother, these are the kids Jennifer gave me.
32:59Pretty cute, right?
33:01Grandma!
33:03Grandma!
33:05Are you kidding me?
33:07Nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot!
33:12I packed way too light.
33:15But don't worry, darlings.
33:16Grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home.
33:23What the actual hell?
33:26I've never seen this much gold.
33:30One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet.
33:39Come along, my precious grandbabies.
33:42Let Grandma show you how we do real gifts.
33:49Come along, my precious grandbabies.
33:52Let Grandma show you how we do real gifts.
34:06Take a look, kiddos.
34:07Take a look, kiddos.
34:07A little welcome gift from Grandma.
34:10What do you think?
34:12We'd love anything you give us, Grandma.
34:14But there's literally nothing here.
34:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:42Whoa, this is freaking awesome!
34:45Oh, it melts my heart to see you love it.
34:48Thanks a million, Grandma!
34:50Jennifer, my dear, slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age.
34:55This bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease.
34:57And this ring calls down lightning on demand.
35:00Just a little welcome to the family starter pack.
35:03No way, Mother! These are priceless. I can't accept them.
35:09Oh my God, I am so, so sorry! I swear it slipped!
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl.
35:15Now I've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother.
35:19She's gonna skin me alive!
35:21Hey, deep breaths, Jennifer. Relax.
35:24Remember, Mother gave those to you. They're yours now.
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy.
35:33Oh, sweetheart, no! This is 100% on me.
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic, it shatters on impact.
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack. Bad grandma.
35:44Jennifer, honey, stop walking on eggshells.
35:47Chuck this bling at the wall for fun.
35:49Break it all, bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us.
35:53Thank you, Mother.
35:55Hold on, Poseidon. Where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face-planted into a coma.
36:01Treat her like royalty, or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb.
36:04Mother, chill!
36:06I already hooked Jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace.
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her.
36:13I'll grab it the second we can't breath her, babe.
36:18Hold the phone. I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law, too.
36:27Look, I'm really sorry, Jennifer. This whole disaster is basically my fault.
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me.
36:34Consider this a My Bad Care Package. A massive dose of raw divine power.
36:38Zeus, you absolute meathead. Did you completely forget?
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human. Her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet.
36:47Ah, crap. My bad, Jennifer. I totally dropped the ball on that one. Brain frat.
36:52Hand it over.
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for Jennifer to make up for your screw-up.
37:01Jennifer, our wedding down here was pretty bare-spoen and my family missed it.
37:05Let's do a massive blowout. Invite the whole Pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings.
37:10Sorry, honey. Can we skip the blowout?
37:11Chris, Sophia, and I are literally nobodies.
37:14We'd stick out like Serethys partying with actual gods.
37:18I'm just really freaked out. Are they gonna act like Aunt Michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them. Just you and Dad is enough.
37:29My poor, sweet babies. You've been through the wrencher.
37:32Listen to Grandma, okay? That nightmare is over.
37:35None of my kids are toxic snobs like that. They'll treat you like absolute royalty.
37:39Damn right. I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms.
37:42And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life, as long as I'm breathing, nobody lays a finger on
37:47you.
37:47Okay, Besteiden. I trust you.
37:59The wedding dress is the main event, and these mortal rags are tragically basic.
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our Jennifer.
38:14Grandma, I brought the wardrobe.
38:23Jennifer, go nuts.
38:26Pick out absolutely anything you want.
38:28Up here, we use magic power like cash,
38:32and Zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card.
38:36Unreal.
38:39It's so insanely soft.
38:42I've been stuck in patched-up potato sacks my whole life.
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this?
38:51Obviously.
38:52But Zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom-made by yours truly.
39:02Hey, Jennifer, look at me.
39:04By the almighty ocean.
39:06My beautiful wife, how did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty!
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning, Jennifer, and your kids are adorable.
39:16Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly.
39:18Just rock these around the palace.
39:20This is just...
39:21Thank you so, so much.
39:22We absolutely love it.
39:26Don't mention it.
39:27But hey, Grandma.
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones.
39:30We need to put some meat on them.
39:32Hestia's actually been cooking up a storm.
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for Jennifer and the kids.
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding.
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this.
39:43This is way too much.
39:44Jennifer, you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters.
39:48Listen to me.
39:49You need to seriously carb load.
39:51Damn right.
39:52Your health is the only thing I care about.
39:54Don't fight us.
39:54Just be a good girl and eat up.
40:02Hey there, Jennifer.
40:03Come on over.
40:04Dig in and let me know what hits the spot.
40:15Awesome!
40:16I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good!
40:24Come on, Jennifer.
40:25Let your husband pamper you for a second.
40:27Say ah.
40:45Hope you like the setup, babe.
40:46Mother went totally overboard.
40:48If you hate any of it, just say the word.
40:50I'll tear it down and start from scratch.
40:51No sweat.
40:52Oh, don't even worry about it, honey.
40:54I'm obsessed with it.
40:59Jennifer, mother's got Chris and Sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves.
41:03What do you say we go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no.
41:09Three kids?
41:10I'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them.
41:12Babe, you're married to the sea god.
41:14Even if we're swamped, my mom and siblings are right next door.
41:17Our kids will never be alone.
41:21Plus, my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth.
41:24I'd put her on speed dial.
41:25You wouldn't feel a thing.
41:27All right, all right.
41:29You're the boss.
41:48God, Jennifer, you're just as breathtaking as the day we married.
42:02Grandma, where's mom?
42:04She's the VIP today.
42:06Why is she MIA?
42:08Hold on a minute, kiddo.
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out.
42:15Hey, Pestiden, why the holdup with Jennifer?
42:18Did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, Jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up.
42:24She's dead to the world, so I figured I'd let her rest.
42:26I just slipped out.
42:28Freaking believable.
42:29The wedding is literally about to start.
42:31Could you really not keep it in your pants for one night?
42:33All right, mother, chill.
42:34I'm going to get her right now.
42:44Holy crap, Poseidon actually let me sleep in?
42:47It's our damn wedding day.
42:48I'm going to be so late.
42:50I got to sprint.
42:57Mother playing favorites, as always.
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon, a palace this sick.
43:16I'm real.
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey, gorgeous.
43:24Hades, god of the underworld.
43:27Ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen.
43:29Yeah, hard pass.
43:30Not interested.
43:37Cute.
43:38But that's not really your call to make, sweetheart.
43:47Back off!
43:59Hades, what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:06Well, color me shocked.
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you?
44:17Hades, if we didn't share a mother, I'd gut you where you stand!
44:26What the hell is going on here?
44:29Hades, how did I race such a scumbag?
44:33Hades, how did I race such a scumbag?
44:33Apologize to Jennifer.
44:35Right now!
44:37Right now!
44:37My bad, Jennifer.
44:38Didn't know who you were.
44:39Take half my divine power as a peace offering.
44:41It'll make you completely immortal.
44:43Just let it slide, mother.
44:45Mother, the wedding's starting.
44:46Let's not waste another second on this creep.
44:56In the name of the sea god, I swear Jennifer is my one and only wife.
45:01From this day forward, she shares the full power of the ocean with me.
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to Poseidon until my last breath.
45:21Mom and Dad are going to live happily ever after with us!
45:40Grandma, Mom only wakes up on time when we're around.
45:43We want to have a sleepover with Mom.
45:49Alright, my sweet little angels, let it go.
45:51Your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight.
46:02Honey, thank you for giving me such a warm, happy home.
46:05This place is everything I've ever dreamed of.
46:12If you know love it here, we'll just put down roots.
46:16Honestly, the only things worth a damn back at my palace are your gifts anyway.
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow.
46:34I won't break my promise this time, I swear.
46:38Three days tops.
46:40And this little toy boat, if you run into trouble, just crush it and I'll be there in a heartbeat.
46:55And this barrier, unless you say so, it'll bounce every single person trying to get in.
47:03Stay safe out there, honey.
47:07Dad, hurry back so we can play!
47:24This is it!
47:26Look at this place!
47:27Hades better not be playing us.
47:30He swore if we pull this off, he'd bring our family's empire back from the dead!
47:36Hell no, he wouldn't.
47:38He's the god of the underworld.
47:41The sea god basically nuked our family!
47:44Lord Hades is our only lifeline!
47:53Over here!
47:55Bet you can't catch us!
47:57Chris, Sophia, slow down!
47:59You're gonna eat dirt!
48:00We don't care if we get hurt!
48:02When Dad gets back, he can patch us up in seconds!
48:08Yuh-ho!
48:10Jennifer!
48:10Come look who's here!
48:12Why the hell is the door locked?
48:15We're your flesh and blood!
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already!
48:20Nice try, but that ain't happening!
48:26Son of a bitch!
48:28Hades called it.
48:29The sea god rigged this place with a force field.
48:32Our only play is to guilt-track Jennifer into opening the damn door.
48:36Jennifer, I know you're listening!
48:38Are you brain-dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing!
48:45Now we're homeless!
48:47You owe us!
48:55Cut the crap!
48:56You made my life a living hell back then!
48:58Don't act like you did me a favor!
49:01Jennifer, I'm your own flesh and blood!
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:08Your husband is the freaking sea god!
49:11A few table graphs could save our family!
49:14Yeah, Jennifer!
49:16Just bail us out this once!
49:18Consider it rent for housing you!
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again!
49:25Get a grip, Jennifer.
49:27Stop giving them handouts.
49:30But...
49:31If a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good, maybe it's worth it.
49:39You better keep your word.
49:41Take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again.
49:49Are you really that dense, Jennifer?
49:52I've literally never played it straight with you.
50:05Jennifer!
50:06Those goddamn merchants are psychos!
50:09They robbed us blind, took your gold, and now they want us dead!
50:13Please!
50:14Open the damn door!
50:16Jennifer, they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife.
50:19This is 100% on you!
50:21You can't leave us out here to get butchered!
50:27I'm dead serious, Jennifer.
50:29The merchant and his goons are right on our ass!
50:32If you don't let us in, you're signing our death warrants!
50:35Jennifer, are you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered?
50:37Make your mother a widow?
50:39If word gets out she raised a heartless monster, society will destroy her!
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway?
51:07Get off your ass and hand this house over to us!
51:10We gave you a place to crash, now you owe us a house!
51:13Do I seriously have to cry for Poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No, I can't keep dragging him into my messes.
51:28Unreal!
51:29Look at this mother-lod!
51:30Father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash!
51:35Trash like Jennifer doesn't deserve this!
51:37We do!
51:42Check out this palace.
51:44The bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot.
51:47We gotta get our names on that deed.
51:48You brain-dead idiots!
51:50Did you forget Hades' orders?
51:51Move your asses!
51:53Chuck that bitch Jennifer out onto the street!
51:58Right!
51:58Lord Hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off!
52:01What the heck do you think you're doing?
52:03When Dad finds out, he's gonna wipe the floor with you!
52:06Yeah!
52:07You stupid jerks!
52:09If you touch Mom, Dad is gonna destroy you!
52:13Give me a break!
52:15How's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own brother?
52:19He'll either boot her or drown her ass!
52:25No!
52:26Father, why are you doing this to me?
52:29No!
52:45Not bad at all.
52:46Like we agree.
52:47I'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome.
52:51You're the best Lord Hades!
52:54Thank you!
52:56Get your hands off her!
53:21I gave you your chance, Hades.
53:28Jennifer, you were in real danger.
53:31Why didn't you call me?
53:34Honey, I'm so sorry.
53:36I just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate.
53:38I'm just a useless mortal.
53:40I can't keep dragging you down.
53:43Look at me, babe.
53:45We're married.
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you.
53:49I already missed nine years.
53:55Come hell or high water, you're never facing anything alone again.
54:02I get it, honey.
54:04I promise.
54:12And as for these psychos,
54:15they've crossed the line too many times.
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass,
54:20I'm gonna slaughter every last one of them.
54:29Almighty Sea God, please!
54:31You've got it all wrong.
54:33We only broke in
54:34because we caught Jennifer, that absolute slut,
54:36hooking up with another guy.
54:39We were protecting your honor.
54:41Exactly!
54:42If we hadn't showed up,
54:43she'd be all over some other dude.
54:45Honestly, you should be thanking us.
54:47You're all sick in the head.
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth.
55:02I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:04the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:05of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:09face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:11the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:11of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:11face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:12the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:13of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the
55:13face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of
55:17the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face of the face
55:31Poseidon you gullible idiot. I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered
55:37your own divine weapon to me. Did you skip Godhub 101? If a bonded weapon gets corrupted
55:42by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother, I don't want to end you. Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll
55:56let you walk. Come on, Jennifer. Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a
56:04bug? Poseidon, please, get up! Jennifer, get over here. Give yourself to me and I'll pull
56:13the plug on his torture. Don't listen to him, Jennifer. Get over here, Jennifer, or I swear
56:22I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now. Don't. Jennifer, listen to me. If you
56:30don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here right now. Please, just stop
56:37hurting Poseidon. I'll do it. I agree to whatever you want. Poseidon, please take good care of
56:50our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
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