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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL EP 2026-Full Episode
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beat!
00:345.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The aphrodasian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick set-up. If I don't mate someone before
04:20the timer runs out, I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:36You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:43Nobody, nobody but you.
04:48Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Don't suck.
04:52Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
04:55Oh!
04:57Squeeze me tighter.
04:59Oh!
05:00Oh!
05:01Oh!
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?!
05:04Ugh!
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there!
05:13Nowhere left to run!
05:14Dammit.
05:15He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiance.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:34Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck!
07:23I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:08You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:20Who the hell are you?!
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable!
08:23Hope you die alone and miserable!
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:43Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
09:00We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy?
10:34Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:53her heart beats fading fast.
10:59Mommy?
11:03No.
11:05No.
11:07No.
11:10No.
11:11Somebody help me.
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora someone
12:36did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:45boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:56she's all we have left
12:58she's safe now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:20greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this
13:26more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:53you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait. The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You! Posei?!
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:02Did you leave behind me?
18:06Get out of thelin ever.
18:13I'll give you good time.
18:15What?
18:17Get out of the car.
18:22Let's go!
18:24Let's go!
18:31Get out of the car.
18:31Alogię.
18:42My liege, have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it. Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes! Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:56Hadid's staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The sea king.
22:00He's real.
22:03Hades.
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out.
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One.
22:11Two.
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss!
22:23This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:37Your ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now.
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:55I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:05Ha ha ha!
25:14Kids' mine.
25:16You die.
25:18You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:32Even if I die today.
25:34I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:40Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:05All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Howdy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack.
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33No!
27:35No!
27:35No!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51Run all you want!
27:52My pack tears you both apart!
28:24Ah!
28:25Cough, cough, cough!
28:28Huh!
28:44Daddy!
28:54Don't leave mommy!
28:55I don't wanna lose her!
28:57Lily, don't cry!
28:59Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay!
29:01We're going back for her right now!
29:09Hand over the kid!
29:11I'll make your death quick!
29:19Lily!
29:21Turn around and cover your ears!
29:23Okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick!
29:28Okay!
29:31You are the best!
29:41You are the best!
30:03You are the best!
30:05You are the best!
30:10You are the best!
30:13Okay, Lily!
30:15You can turn around now!
30:19Daddy!
30:21What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are!
30:25He just passed out!
30:32Lily!
30:32Stay right here inside this circle!
30:35Don't move!
30:36Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys!
30:38I'll be right back!
30:43Daddy!
30:44Be careful!
30:46Don't worry, Lily!
30:48No one's ever beaten your dad!
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph!
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first!
31:03So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:21I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:33No signal?!
31:34You trying to hog the glory?!
31:36More coming!
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily!
31:39No choice!
31:40I'm taking them down with me!
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat!
31:48Useless!
31:49Grab her first!
31:50Then we hunt the child!
31:55Just...
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe!
32:02You all wanna come at once?
32:03Then die together!
32:04Pick your graves!
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast!
32:44You?
32:45In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet!
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:15You want my husband?
33:31Step over my corpse first!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?!
33:47The sea is sinking!
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors!
33:52This...
33:53Can't be!
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The coastal legend monster?!
34:22Why would she be here?!
34:25Ha-ha-ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished!
34:38Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea Kings Warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that jack
34:55look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:04my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist
35:16where i stand
35:24who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
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