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Love Island (UK) - Season 2 - Episode 20: The Weekly Hotlist
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00:02There's been breakups, I feel like you've been speaking to me about that piece of shit, dust-ups, I just
00:07cut up a piece of toys, dumpings, Rachel, Rachel, pumpings, make-ups, and even a walkout, yes it's been another
00:20nice and relaxing week in the villa, and over the next hour you'll see all the best bits, my card
00:26and Olivia slept together, plus loads of stuff you've never seen before.
00:30Come on, have a little poke.
00:31So sit back, put your feet up, get stuck into another brew, and that box of Pringles you promised you
00:38weren't going to open, because this is the hot list.
00:43It's amazing what a couple of penises can do.
00:52This summer, it's survival of the fittest.
01:01Welcome to the weekly hot list, 60 minutes of pure, unadulterated Love Island life.
01:07As ever, we've got all the big stories from the villa, plus a bunch of great stuff some idiot forgot
01:13to put in the show.
01:18And we start tonight with music.
01:20Yes, our islanders have been making sweet, sweet music together, and I'm not talking about the horizontal hula.
01:27Ah, pick up!
01:29You make me feel so young.
01:31Oh my God, here we go.
01:33You make me feel there are songs to be sung.
01:35Oi, oi!
01:36Bells to be rung.
01:37I swear to God.
01:38Wonderful fling to be flung, and even when I'm old and grey.
01:44Here's the top musical moments from this week in the villa.
01:48First up is Scott, who's a dab hand on the bum goes.
01:51Give us a tune then, Scotty.
02:03Next up is Tattoo Tell, the man with the body art of M&M and the musical ability of an
02:10M&M.
02:11They call him Scotty too hotty, but he got a little trotty.
02:17That's as good as this is going to be.
02:20And last, and let's be honest, least, is Dan.
02:24Here he is teaching the gang to harmonise.
02:27Come here, oi, come here.
02:28I'll teach you, I'll show you to harmonise.
02:30Go on.
02:31What should we harmonise to?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Do you know, ain't no sunshine?
02:36Ain't no sunshine when she...
02:38Go on.
02:38Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
02:42Okay.
02:42Mmm.
02:44It's not warm when she's away.
02:47Okay, but you're following me now.
02:48No, I can't do it.
02:50You try it, Scotty.
02:50Try it, so try it, so.
02:52Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
02:54Okay, you're going up here.
02:55Stay low, so.
02:57Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
02:59Oh, you've gone up again.
02:59You have to do that bit of gold.
03:00It's hard.
03:01No, it's hard, so it's...
03:02No, but it sticks just from the beginning, so.
03:04Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
03:06Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
03:11It's not warm when she's away.
03:14You're following me again.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:16Only a few days later, Dan had them all singing from the same hymn sheet when they agreed
03:21to dump him.
03:27This week, we said goodbye to some bald friends, but not before the islanders all enjoyed a
03:32beach party.
03:33It had everything.
03:34Sun, sea, sangria, and a tasty portion of flack.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:45Oh, shit.
03:46Hi, Anders.
03:47Hi.
03:48It's been a while.
03:52Caroline had turned up to reveal who the best match couples were, as decided by public vote.
03:58The two couples with the fewest votes would be at risk of being dumped from the island.
04:04Because he was new, Adam and partner Olivia had immunity from the dub.
04:09It wears off in a week or so.
04:12So who would be safe?
04:13The first couple are, Marlon and Terry.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:24Oh.
04:24Oh.
04:24And Nathan.
04:25Woo.
04:28Katie and Scott.
04:29Yes.
04:30Woo.
04:31Oh.
04:32Oh.
04:33And it's Tom and Sophie.
04:38Yes.
04:39Oh.
04:42Oh.
04:42Oh.
04:43Oh.
04:45Oh.
04:48Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:50Oh.
04:52Oh.
04:52Oh, my God.
04:53Only one member of each couple was going to be dumped.
04:57But how to pick which one?
04:59Get the other islanders to choose between them of course.
05:02And the person with the most nominations from each couple would leave immediately.
05:08Unfortunately, it's going to have to be Rachel.
05:12I'm so sorry, Rachel.
05:16I'm really, really sorry.
05:18It will be Rachel.
05:22I'm sorry, Rachel.
05:23I love you, I love you, love you.
05:26I'm gonna cry.
05:29You're not gonna raise her.
05:37Listen, I'm gonna just cut the shit.
05:39If you've got a good girl, mate, you can't really let her go,
05:42so I'm out.
05:44I can't, bro.
05:48You're too good of a woman.
05:49I can't just let you go like that, man.
05:51I've got to see you walk off.
05:53So what I'm saying?
05:56I'm laughing, I'm crying.
06:01Wowee-woo-woo-wah.
06:02Dramatic scenes at the beach.
06:04And Dan got dumped as well.
06:06Thank you for everything.
06:09There was one moment that the viewers reacted to quite strongly
06:13that you didn't see.
06:15Right.
06:15And no one else in the villa saw.
06:16Yeah.
06:17And I think this could be the reason as to why
06:19people think you weren't the perfect match.
06:22Right.
06:22And it was a clip that the public saw of Rikard and Olivia together
06:26in bed.
06:28And it was the night after you two were together in the hideaway.
06:33And they got very close and they got very intimate.
06:38And he then confessed to Tom.
06:41And Tom asked Rikard if him and Olivia had slept together.
06:44And Rikard said yes.
06:53I cannot believe that.
06:55I did not think he was that sort of person at all.
06:57I'm shocked.
06:59I don't know if I should be angry or upset, but I'm so shocked.
07:01Yeah.
07:08Some people might argue Rikard's a bit of a love rat, but he only had eyes for Rachel.
07:13Admittedly, those eyes were looking at Rachel from behind Olivia's head while they mattress
07:18danced.
07:19But still, he'll be leaving here with his head held high.
07:22And his memory card absolutely full.
07:26Right.
07:27That's it.
07:27And then we're going to have, we're going to have the brunette in the middle.
07:32That's it.
07:33And then, yeah.
07:34And then you're going to look back at the, um, the things behind me.
07:37Right.
07:38Right.
07:38Three, two, one.
07:39Look, look, look, look, look.
07:41That's cringe.
07:44Right, Katie, head up.
07:45Head up, Katie.
07:47Right, three, two, one.
07:57Good news now.
07:59It's my favourite lunchtime moment from last week.
08:02Here's Sophie in the kitchen with Adam.
08:04I'm just going to wipe that sweaty arse thing off the bench.
08:11Good girl.
08:12Nothing more important than kitchen hygiene.
08:15Yep, just pop the towel down.
08:16After all, what's the worst that could happen?
08:20Look, Tom's finishing his lunch.
08:22He's got something on his chin.
08:24You need to give that a quick wipe, mate.
08:26N-not with that!
08:28No, Tom!
08:29You've got food all over a perfectly good arse towel there.
08:37Back to Rycard and Rachel now.
08:39After all the beach dump hoo-ha, they arrange to meet and discuss things.
08:45And in a similar vein to last week's guide to speed dating, but certainly not a lazy rehash in any
08:50way.
08:51Here's the Love Island guide to earning your lady back when she knows you've done the dirty with another woman
08:56in the next bed.
08:59Rule number one.
09:01Act like nothing's wrong.
09:03Hey, you alright?
09:05Alright.
09:06How are you?
09:07Good.
09:07Good to see you, huh?
09:08Come here.
09:11You good?
09:12Yeah.
09:16Rule number two.
09:18Keep answers very short and to the point.
09:21Why did you leave?
09:23I just know I had to get you.
09:28Rule number three.
09:30Establish how bad the situation is.
09:32And if it's really bad, exhale.
09:35So, what do you know?
09:36No.
09:37So I know everything.
09:39Um.
09:42Yes, I did it again.
09:45Rule number four.
09:47Blame Olivia.
09:48Liv didn't want it to come out.
09:51Of course she didn't.
09:52Yeah, of course she didn't, yeah.
09:54But at the same time, like, she, like, remember, she's my friend, so I'm not going to, like...
09:58So it was her, like, loyalty over mine, basically, at the end of the day?
10:01No, of course it wasn't, was it?
10:02I didn't mean to hurt you.
10:07Rule number five.
10:08Blame Tom.
10:09You was going to know because I told Tom, so you was going to find out eventually.
10:14Did you not think it would be better for it to come from you?
10:17Yeah, of course it is.
10:17And, like, it's coming from me now.
10:20Please forgive me.
10:22Rule number six.
10:24Blame Olivia.
10:25Again.
10:25How did it even happen like that?
10:27Like, when, after you were saying to me, oh, you liked me and everything like that,
10:30then why did you suddenly just turn and, like, have sex with another girl on the bed next to me?
10:34Me and Liv, we went through what we went through, yeah?
10:37She went through what she went through with Tel, I went through what I went through with Ma.
10:40After being, you know, being together, being, like, having the same experiences,
10:44we just ended up getting intimate.
10:49Rule number seven.
10:51Invent time travel.
10:52Are you, like, sorry for it? I don't report to you.
10:55All right.
10:56You don't seem like you're sorry.
11:01If I could go back and not do it, I wouldn't do it.
11:09Rule number eight.
11:11Write a poem.
11:12Make sure it's terrible and then struggle to read it.
11:15I'll read you a poem.
11:16No, you did not.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Do I read it?
11:19All right.
11:21OK.
11:23When you arrived with your elegance and beauty, I never predicted you'd be my tall blonde cutie.
11:30Never met someone so sweet in all my years.
11:36Lastly, my favourite thing about you are them big, beautiful ears.
11:43You're so cute.
11:44That's amazing.
11:45All right.
11:49You're so sweet and kind, sorry I took Olivia from, but you get the idea.
11:55So three islanders were gone, but newly discovered footage suggests that Dan was never really
12:01there in the first place.
12:02Was he actually just a figment of our imaginations?
12:07She said if she says that, we'd be taken out of context.
12:10She was.
12:10She didn't want to come in here and get swept off her feet.
12:13Yeah.
12:13But she said, you know, I could be the one to do that.
12:15I was like, okay, I'm dead now.
12:16By now I'm not going to be the one to do it.
12:26I've just received a tweet begging us to show one of our highly original What Happened Next clips.
12:32Well, guess what's going to happen next?
12:34We're going to show a What Happened Next clip.
12:37Here's Captain Smooth himself, Nathan.
12:41Nathan's been for a dip in the pool.
12:43But what happened next?
12:44Is it?
12:46A. His sunglasses come flying off.
12:48B. His shorts suddenly aren't the only yellow thing in the water.
12:53Open brackets, pissed himself, close brackets.
12:56C. He realises he forgot to wear his Veruca sock.
12:59So what do you think happened next?
13:01Well, here's the best bit.
13:02You'll have to come back after the break to find out.
13:15Welcome back to the Weekly Hot List.
13:17Your Saturday night fix of all things Love Island.
13:21Before the break, I left you with a teaser.
13:24What happened to Nathan when he left the pool?
13:26The answer was A. His sunnies came right off.
13:30Boy.
13:32I mean, he probably peed in the pool as well, but we can't prove it.
13:37Welcome to the best bus stops of the week.
13:40Bickering in at number three are Tom and Sophie with
13:42Why I pet on you so controlling, I just want to have a good time.
13:46I know, but Tom, it's been quite a few times that you've had these silly little huffs with me reacting
13:52over really small things.
13:55It's like, it takes hardly anything to trigger that switch.
14:11At number two, it's all killer, no filler.
14:14It's Scott and Katie with her double A side.
14:16You're young and naive and you're argumentative and negative.
14:21Stop trying to bring me back, right?
14:23Stop trying, I am who I am, yeah?
14:24I said, people are getting affected by you moaning all the time,
14:27because you're negative.
14:28Do I ever come up to you?
14:30Why are you pissing me off?
14:37What's up with Scott?
14:39He calls himself negative Niall and I'm so positive poly,
14:42so to be around someone who's always complaining...
14:45He's trying to just have an argument, the argument's sick.
14:48Shorty things out with Katie, am I?
14:50No.
14:51Shorty things out with her, man.
14:53There's no point...
14:54That was a fair time, bro, I'm starting to think, with the age thing,
14:57like, she's not willing to ever just fucking eat me off anything.
15:01Do you know what I mean?
15:01It's her way or no way.
15:02Yeah.
15:03You've got to have a bit of fucking self-respect for yourself.
15:05Yes, exactly.
15:06And not running up her arse all the time.
15:09But straight into number one this week,
15:11it's Terry and Marilyn with the Toastygate Megamix.
15:14It's a doozy.
15:17What are you doing?
15:19I'm cutting it for everyone.
15:20We're going to have slices.
15:21Why?
15:23It's not nice of you picking up.
15:24Because I just prepared a nice meal and you're just ruining it.
15:26Are you serious?
15:28I'm cutting it for everyone.
15:30Who's everyone?
15:31I'm eating it.
15:31I know, but it's easier.
15:33What else is a pig?
15:34She can pick.
15:34You want a bit off?
15:35Why are you anal for?
15:37When I'm hungry, I'm anal.
15:38Fucking hell.
15:39I'm just cutting it up.
15:40It's not going to change the taste.
15:41Do you know?
15:42He got all weird.
15:43He was like, why are you cutting up my Toasty for?
15:44And I was like...
15:46Is this for real?
15:47Stop being so silly.
15:48I'm not being silly.
15:49You just don't understand where I'm coming from.
15:51Tell, there were so many real problems that we could have with each other,
15:55rather than me cutting up a piece of fucking toast.
15:57Babe, I was sitting down to eat my food.
15:59Like, that's what I was doing.
16:00That's the...
16:00We were sharing.
16:02No, we weren't.
16:02You had yours.
16:03I've done yours and I've done mine.
16:06And now available on limited edition vinyl, it's Terry and Marilyn's
16:10I want to know about your sexual past.
16:13We've never touched base on anything sexual, really, have we?
16:18Oh, that's interesting.
16:24So...
16:25Moving up, moving on.
16:26Moving on.
16:27Food tastes good, doesn't it?
16:30I've just been thinking about stuff today, so...
16:32What?
16:32Just for me as to talk about exes and stuff.
16:35It's funny.
16:38It's funny.
16:39I've got to move around.
16:41I'm not going to fuck you over.
16:42What?
16:43You know I'm not going to do that.
16:44Do you think I'd go through...
16:45Do you think I'd put you through that?
16:47Like, I know what...
16:48Come here.
16:49Don't get upset.
16:51Come here.
16:53I'll never say that to you.
16:54Don't do that.
16:56The only test for me in here is the test of whether or not you can put on the past
17:01behind me and we can concentrate on stuff. That's all it is.
17:05I can't wait for their next release of Tension.
17:15Zara and Katie are the closest of friends.
17:17Girly girls who can openly talk about anything.
17:20From fashion to ponies.
17:22Boy bands to flowers.
17:23Here's team Zardy.
17:26Or should that be Kaira with my favourite girly chatter?
17:33Three sims.
17:34You should mark.
17:36You could have had one.
17:37Well, I haven't. Have you?
17:39Oh, fuck no.
17:39I wouldn't anyway.
17:42Things like that don't interest me.
17:43No.
17:44I find it very odd.
17:45It's a bit weird.
17:47Crude.
17:48How could you have a penis in you, in your mouth?
17:51I can't multitask.
17:53I can't multitask.
17:54I can't multitask.
17:54I can't multitask.
17:55I don't see the attraction.
17:56No.
17:58I just don't get it.
17:59I think it's a bit disrespectful.
18:00I just think it's odd.
18:01I think it's odd.
18:02So odd.
18:04Sorry.
18:04Wrong clip.
18:05I'm sure this next one's totes cute.
18:09Of course I've masturbated before.
18:12Of course I have.
18:13But I don't do it every day.
18:14I don't feel the need to.
18:16I don't because I don't even do it once a week.
18:18Like I'll do it like.
18:19I'll just do it like.
18:21If I've had the time.
18:21Or I feel like it.
18:22Yeah.
18:23But like it's very, very rarely.
18:25Very rarely.
18:26That's what friends are for.
18:31On Tuesdays something extraordinary happened.
18:34Two hotties arrived.
18:35Alex and James.
18:37It looks so confused.
18:38Isn't it?
18:40Not that the girls were that bothered.
18:43Hello.
18:44Hello.
18:45Oh my God.
18:46Oh my God.
18:48Almost.
18:49Welcome to the villa.
18:50I'm Alex.
18:50Hi Alex.
18:51I'm Sophie.
18:52Love you to meet you.
18:53It was a funny start.
18:55Didn't even get a kiss off Marla this morning.
18:56She shot out.
18:57It's amazing what a couple of penises can do.
19:00What are you thinking, Liv?
19:01You like the look of the blonde one?
19:05Yeah.
19:06Yeah.
19:06They both look like, they both look really nice guys.
19:10Olivia liked the look of Alex.
19:11But who had the newbies set their sights on?
19:14I was checking out Olivia's ass as well.
19:16Yeah.
19:16Olivia's got a banging ass on it.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Zara's got a crack of her tits.
19:19And they're real.
19:23Two young studs.
19:24I think there's a few peacocks flying around.
19:26The old feathers are rustling.
19:28We'll have to see what pans out.
19:30What will ever be will be.
19:31So the race was on.
19:32Zara versus Olivia.
19:34Again.
19:35And Liv didn't waste any time getting to know the lads.
19:38Anyone else coming in?
19:39Hey!
19:42Go on Liv!
19:44Do you fancy Zara?
19:45I don't know.
19:47She's alright.
19:48You just crack on with her, get to know her a bit.
19:50See what happens.
19:51It's so annoying that it's always me and Zara.
19:53Because I love the girl.
19:54She's so sweet.
19:55And then we always end up in this position.
19:57And if she ends up liking Alex and I fancy Alex, it's just so awkward.
20:01Round two.
20:02Deja vu.
20:03Which one do you prefer?
20:05Both gorgeous guys.
20:06But if I had to pick between the two of them, right now I'd say Alex.
20:11All eyes were on Alex.
20:12But who would grab him first?
20:14Why don't I go over there for a cigarette and then that's your excuse to come with me to keep
20:19me company?
20:20This, I mean, it's not like I put my smallest bikini on today or anything, is it?
20:26Come on.
20:27I'll leave.
20:30Come on.
20:31Come on.
20:32I'll have a little tour.
20:34Oh, yeah.
20:34Do you want me to show you around?
20:35Oh, don't.
20:36Get on.
20:36Fuck off.
20:37Bye, Zoe.
20:39I think Liv's got her eye on Alex, but I'm not competing anymore.
20:43You know, she didn't really think about me when she apparently really liked Adam.
20:46So, if I want someone now, I will literally go in, tell him exactly how I feel and if he
20:52comes and gets me, he comes and gets me.
20:53If he doesn't, well, he doesn't.
20:58Bye, Liv.
20:59Bye, Liv.
21:01Finally get to see the villa.
21:02I know.
21:04Excited.
21:05I don't know.
21:05I've got a little thing for Olivia already.
21:08I kind of like Zara, but I don't really get a banter or I don't really have much to say
21:17with her, but that might change.
21:18I'm going to keep chatting to her and see what happens there.
21:24It looked like Zara's luck was out.
21:27Again.
21:28It would take a miracle to prevent Alex and Olivia from getting jiggy.
21:33Cure the text!
21:35Oh.
21:36Is that me?
21:37Yeah.
21:38Got a text!
21:39Zara, the public have been voting and have decided that you should go on a date tonight with one of
21:45the new boys.
21:45Oh!
21:46Please choose either Alex or James to join you in the hard way.
21:51Hybrid!
21:52Hybrid!
21:53Get in!
21:54New blood, knight to remember.
21:57Ah!
21:58The power of text.
21:59From match point down, underdog Zara now held all the cards in this game of two halves and other sporting
22:04metaphors.
22:05I don't want her to pick you.
22:08I think she'll pick James.
22:09I don't want her to pick you.
22:12This is so nerve wracking.
22:14Um.
22:16This is funny as fuck.
22:18Come on, bab.
22:20I'm going to go with Alex.
22:22Ooh!
22:24Cheeky.
22:25Obviously, I've seen Liv getting to know Alex a little bit, but, yeah, I want to get to know Alex
22:31more. Why not? He's a new boy.
22:33Right, we're going now.
22:33Have fun!
22:35Have fun!
22:36Have fun!
22:36See you later!
22:38No girl would like to see a boy she fancies go run away into, like, a little secret cave with
22:45another girl.
22:46Like, you just, obviously you're not going to like that.
22:49Oh, wow.
22:50Oh.
22:50This is pretty cool.
22:52This is nice.
22:56I've seen you looking at me today, so I was just like...
22:59What, the eye contact?
23:00Yeah.
23:01Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
23:02Yeah, it's a good thing.
23:07What do you think if they stay in there all night?
23:09Yeah.
23:09That pissed me off.
23:10100%.
23:12We've got a text.
23:13We've got a text.
23:14Zara and Alex, you can now choose whether you'd like to return to the lot or stay in the hideaway
23:19for the night.
23:20Should I stay or should I go?
23:22I think we should stay.
23:24Yeah, a little spring.
23:25Stay?
23:25The whole night?
23:26Yeah.
23:27Cool.
23:28We'll stay.
23:30I think you've got nothing to worry about.
23:32I personally don't think you have Liv, but obviously you're still going to worry, like...
23:35I just want him to come out.
23:36No.
23:46O-M-G-B-J!
24:14It's time for everyone's favourite part of the show.
24:17It's what happened next time.
24:19This time featuring Adam and Tom.
24:21And it was Tom who came out with this intriguing poser.
24:26How many calories on an egg?
24:27But what was Adam's response?
24:30Was it?
24:31A.
24:31That's the dullest thing I have ever heard.
24:34B.
24:35Chicken eggs.
24:36Love eggs, bruv.
24:37C.
24:38About 81.
24:39If that doesn't keep you glued to the sofa, I don't know what will.
24:54Welcome back to the weekly hotlist.
24:56If you're still holding your breath, waiting for the answer to this question...
25:00How many calories on an egg?
25:02Then chill your boots, cause here it is.
25:05Alright, I think about 81 per egg.
25:07Yeah.
25:08He was a whole calorie off, the idiot!
25:11Everyone knows it's 82.
25:13Or is it 82?
25:15Who even cares?
25:17To any viewers studying for A-Levels or degrees in Philosophy, Physics, English Language, Biology,
25:24or Human History, please ignore everything you're about to hear from Professor Noe Nathan,
25:29BS Ones.
25:30For everyone else, enjoy!
25:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
25:35I can't find an egg.
25:36It's an egg.
25:37It's like a beetle.
25:38Do you know how that?
25:39Back off.
25:40What's he doing now?
25:42He wants to get down, but he's too scared.
25:44Pushy.
25:45What does life come to it when you're watching a bug?
25:47I don't know.
25:49Do you know what?
25:50My theory, yeah, I think we're in dimensions.
25:57So, like, ants to us, they don't know we're here.
26:00Yeah.
26:02I reckon we're like that to someone else.
26:03Do you know what I mean?
26:04They're just...
26:05Can they not see us, though?
26:07They don't know we're here, do they?
26:09But what are we, then, if they see us?
26:11Yeah, I think that's...
26:12They're just bacteria, the same as we are.
26:13We're just bacteria that are formed into humans.
26:15Hmm.
26:16I watch a lot of documentaries on TV and it just...
26:19We just got lucky, really.
26:21It goes from the caveman, doesn't it?
26:22Yeah.
26:23Like the sperm.
26:24I'm a believer in evolution.
26:27Hmm.
26:31The human body, it's not right how that can be formed by evolution.
26:35It's mad.
26:37Lungs, heart, liver.
26:40Fucking...
26:40It's, like, ridiculous.
26:42Brain.
26:44Not that I've got one, but...
26:55The story so far.
26:57Zara had failed to pull Scott or Adam and she'd pulled out of pulling Dan.
27:02But when scaffolder Alex offered to shore his piping, it seemed like all our dreams had come true.
27:12Alex and I got to know one another.
27:15Putting it in so many words.
27:18Oh, God!
27:20They didn't come up.
27:21Yeah, why is that?
27:25Maybe they hadn't even got the choice.
27:27Nah.
27:27I'd have got a feeling he's a boy at the end of the day.
27:30When there's a girl, like, laying there in a really revealing dress, you ain't gonna say no, are ya?
27:36I wouldn't if I was a lad.
27:39I've already been made to feel like an idiot once in here, and now I've been made to feel like
27:42an idiot again.
27:43Shhh!
27:44You slept?
27:45Zara!
27:46Shhh!
27:46Oh, my God!
27:48Are you joking?
27:51Shhh!
27:51That's the first time...
27:53Shhh!
27:53Are you looking that bad?
27:54Yes.
27:55I'm dying.
27:56I'm dying.
27:57Please.
27:59Please.
28:00I'm dying.
28:00I'm sorry.
28:01You should have left now, I'm feeling.
28:03Shhh!
28:04Shhh!
28:05Katie knew her best mate's secret, but would she hold up under interrogation?
28:12Are they bang?
28:13An idiot.
28:14Are they bang her yet?
28:16No.
28:18She's an absolute idiot.
28:20What?
28:20Zara.
28:21It's her first day, are you sure?
28:23She was even talking to me, she was like, oh, she'd never have sex in here.
28:26Like, she's not like that.
28:29I just don't know what she was going through her little mind.
28:32I know exactly what was going through Olivia's mind.
28:36Tell everyone!
28:40Guess what?
28:41What?
28:42Zara.
28:44Don't lie.
28:45I ain't lying.
28:46Don't lie.
28:47Don't lie.
28:48I'm lying.
28:50What?
28:52You're lying.
28:53You're lying, bruv.
28:54Trust me.
28:55Ain't lying.
28:56Wow.
28:57I'm gobsmacked.
28:59That's their business.
29:00That's not really my business, but I'm just a bit...
29:02Ha!
29:03They're fucked.
29:05Zara fucked him.
29:07Isn't that?
29:08Yeah.
29:09No fucker.
29:10Fucker.
29:11Fucker.
29:11How do you know?
29:13Everyone knows.
29:14I'm really disappointed.
29:21It's my own fault, though.
29:24Can't blame anyone else for my own actions.
29:27What's done is done.
29:30But...
29:30Yeah.
29:35I just...
29:36It isn't like me.
29:37That's what I'm trying to say.
29:38This is so out of character for me.
29:40To do anything like this.
29:47I just feel like everyone's going to judge me.
29:51So I fuck off the two letters.
29:53They're like, he's not like me.
29:55At all.
29:56He's so out of character.
29:58I've never had a one night stand or anything.
30:01Like, even when I've been seeing guys, I don't just sleep with them on my first fucking night.
30:06I do feel a bit annoyed at Alex because I don't think he should have done what he did last
30:12night with Zara.
30:13If he liked Liv.
30:16Erm...
30:16He's not been thinking with his head.
30:19Not this head, anyway.
30:22Look, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for what happened.
30:26So, I mean, obviously it was just my first day, yeah?
30:29Told ya!
30:30Don't excuse yourself.
30:35You've got to be loyal to me, but it's the way you now come across to me.
30:41I don't know.
30:43Like, what do you, like, what now?
30:49Obviously I want to still fucking carry on speaking to you.
30:53I just get to know you a bit more.
30:56What year do you want to do?
30:59Well, I like you.
31:00I'm not going to beat you round the bush.
31:02You did last night, but I ain't going to.
31:06I feel like I want to give you a cuddle, but I'm not going to get one am I?
31:10No.
31:11Give us a cuddle.
31:14No.
31:16So, Alex and Olivia were back on, but I'm betting Zara would find it a whole lot harder to get
31:22Adam back on side.
31:23If you needed some vaginal activity, all you had to do was ask me.
31:26Zara, you know, a polite, you know, we could have got to work, you know what I'm saying?
31:37So after they discussed the situation with everyone but each other, Olivia and Zara finally had a face-to-face.
31:45Are you all right, Liv?
31:46Hmm?
31:46Are you all right?
31:47Are you?
31:48I just didn't want you to be pissed off because...
31:50Obviously I don't like it.
31:52Yeah.
31:53But it happens.
31:55You're only human.
31:56We've all done it.
31:57I literally woke up this morning and I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
32:01No, no, no.
32:02Tell you a secret.
32:03I felt a little bit like that when it happened to be right on.
32:06Yeah.
32:07A little bit like that.
32:08For the day I was a bit like, what did I do that for?
32:10But then you get over it.
32:11We good.
32:12Give us a cud.
32:13You silly sausage.
32:16It looks bad.
32:17Maybe not.
32:18Maybe too.
32:22Last week we saw Butterfly frighten the life out of Tattoo Tell.
32:27But what's he scared of this week?
32:30Is it?
32:30A.
32:31A fly in the nearby vicinity.
32:34B.
32:35A rugby ball to the face.
32:37Or C.
32:38An actual dragon.
32:40I'll fill you in right after the break.
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33:58Welcome back to the Weekly Hot List, where it's request time.
34:02Anything you want, I'm your man.
34:05Tom?
34:05Can we do a now tonight?
34:08A now?
34:09I'll stick it in my diary.
34:11And that's not a euphemism.
34:13Right, before the break, we asked you, what frightened the bejesus out of Tattoo Tell?
34:19Fuck off.
34:20And the answer was...
34:21Fucking flies.
34:22A fly!
34:23In his defence, that was a massive fly.
34:25It just looks tiny next to Terry.
34:31Time for one of the hottest stories of the week,
34:34which featured Katie, Scott and Teddington's most famous newsagent, James.
34:39PHONE RINGS
34:41Oh.
34:42Got a text!
34:44James, as a new arrival to the island, you need to choose the date of your choice.
34:50Hashtag decisions decisions.
34:52I need to piss first.
34:57Hashtag decisions decisions.
34:58That was cheeky.
34:59I don't fancy Zara.
35:00And then Olivia, she's with Alex.
35:03So I thought, fuck it, who do I...
35:04Who else do I click with?
35:05What do you think?
35:08Fucking Katie.
35:10Fuck that fucking mic.
35:12Do you know what I mean?
35:15You've got to do what you've got to do.
35:17Fucking shit, though, innit?
35:20Fuck.
35:22I felt sick, because I didn't want to fuck with Scott.
35:25Such a nice guy, lovely guy, do you know what I mean?
35:27You can try, mate, but there was no way Scott was going to roll over and let James date his
35:33girl.
35:34Mate, honestly, crack on, man.
35:36If you want to take it, take her.
35:37Right, I just feel like in the last 24 hours, Katie's been really off with me.
35:40And I just feel like I've been a bit of a bitch, really.
35:41Like, I'm trying everything I can to be nice to her.
35:44I'm running round for her.
35:45I just feel like she's been talking to me like a dickhead.
35:48Katie?
35:48What?
35:49You going on a date?
35:51She took me?
35:52Yeah.
35:53A couple?
35:54Yeah.
35:55A couple?
35:55Yeah, so that's sweet.
35:58Oh, OK.
35:59Is that good?
35:59Is that right?
36:00Like, you cool with that?
36:01OK, well done.
36:02Yeah?
36:03Yeah.
36:04Is that a sound?
36:05I don't need you.
36:07This is a highlight show and trust me, the date was not a highlight.
36:12Here's a little flavour of it.
36:13I think we're getting well and it's annoying.
36:15I think I'm brushing, you know.
36:17And that was one of the better moments.
36:19So we'll spare you all that and cut back to the juicy stuff at the villa.
36:23Hello?
36:24Oh.
36:25Who is it?
36:26Hi.
36:27Where'd you go?
36:27Where?
36:28Hmm.
36:29Just like this restaurant thing with tapas and drink a wine.
36:33Did he kiss?
36:34He couldn't be in the same place.
36:36Kiss?
36:37No.
36:37I didn't go straight up to Scott and kiss and hug him.
36:40Just because like everyone was in the room.
36:43Tell was sitting next to him on our bed and stuff.
36:46And I felt like there was so much pressure and stuff.
36:49And I just wanted to speak to Zara.
36:50What?
36:52What?
36:53Oh no.
36:53It's fucked.
36:56What do you even mean?
36:58It's fancy, fancy.
37:05I was like a little bit confused because obviously I've been in like...
37:09Because I have been down in the dumps and I have been a bit offish with Scott,
37:11to then be with like a nice, good looking, charming boy.
37:14It's made me be like, oh like, what do I want?
37:17I said to her, I said to her, I was frank and I was like,
37:19if you want to get to know me, just let me know.
37:20Yeah.
37:21And she was like, yeah, like, yeah.
37:22I do really like Scott.
37:24I do really like Scott.
37:24I do really like Scott.
37:25I know you do.
37:26I know you do.
37:26I just think, do I like him as much as I think I do?
37:32I don't know why.
37:39It was time for Scott and Katie to have a chat.
37:42Scrap that.
37:43It was time to have that chat.
37:47Oh, here we go.
37:49What's the matter with you today?
37:51What's the matter with me?
37:51Yeah.
37:53Nah, it was the last, like, day.
37:54Yeah.
37:55I feel like you've been speaking to me like a piece of shit.
37:57Really?
37:58Nah, I don't mind you not being as affectionate as that,
38:00but every time I speak, I feel like you've been shutting me down.
38:04But you've been doing that all the time.
38:06I feel like, basically, you have to turn into your bitch.
38:10Nah, honestly, I feel like...
38:11You think that you're my bitch?
38:12I feel like I'm turning into a bitch, right?
38:13And honestly, like, you've got to understand from my point of view.
38:17See what happens, man.
38:18I don't want to fucking...
38:19I don't want to upset anyone, but it's hard in here, innit?
38:20Mm-hmm.
38:21At some point, you're going to have to upset somebody.
38:27Yeah.
38:28I think you're so negative.
38:29I am.
38:30I think I'm a really negative person,
38:31and I'm not used to being around someone so negative.
38:33Yeah.
38:33And it affects my mood.
38:34The last 24 hours, there's been no good.
38:36And you're asking me if I'm jealous about you going on a date.
38:39I'm not stupid.
38:40You've been completely off with me.
38:43And I'm...
38:43Do you think we'd work on the outside world?
38:4524 hours ago, I would have said, yeah, we would work on the outside world.
38:47But it's like, the last 24 hours, I'd say, no.
38:50You know that we wouldn't work on the outside.
38:53We wouldn't.
38:56If you can't even...
38:57If you don't want to say anything or fight for it or try and sort it out,
39:00then it's done, then.
39:01Do you know what I mean?
39:02Mm-hmm.
39:03It's done, then.
39:04It's quite lasted.
39:05Done.
39:05I'm not weak up with you.
39:10You weak up with it, whoever you want.
39:12So, we are single?
39:14Single.
39:29In the villa, you never know when the urge might take you.
39:32But when it comes, well, you get the picture.
39:35Damn!
39:37Damn!
39:38I want that A.
39:40But surprisingly, one thing communal bedrooms lack is privacy.
39:48Trying to hold back this feeling for so long.
39:53And if you feel like I feel...
39:58When does the laundry come back?
40:01It's a classic communal bedroom cock block.
40:04Is it in?
40:07Not yet.
40:07It's not in, is it?
40:08Just nearly.
40:09Nearly.
40:09I want to get in.
40:12I would, but I don't want to get the shit kicked out of me back on.
40:16Yeah.
40:29And again.
40:30Son, you're going to fuck in front of me.
40:31I don't give a shit.
40:31I'll watch.
40:33I look.
40:34You've got a couple of minutes when we're brushing our teeth.
40:36Let's get in.
40:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:42Oh, fucking hell.
40:44All of you.
40:45Cock block.
40:46All of you.
40:47Sorry.
40:50Oh, it's always the same you wait all day for a cock block then four come along at once
41:01Got a text
41:05Islanders this afternoon there will be a recoupling in which the girls will choose the boy
41:09That they want to couple up with the boy not picked to be in a couple will be dumped from
41:15the island
41:16Hashtag who runs the good world hashtag girls
41:26That's fucked
41:28I really want to make it work with Scott, but just at the moment like there's things these days doing
41:33are annoying me. I shouldn't annoy me
41:39I think it'd be I'd be massively shocked if Katie didn't pick me
41:43But the way we've been getting on recently anything's possible. Don't I mean
41:47But what would happen in the recoupling?
41:54When things are too full-on I
41:57freak out and run away. I just
42:01Don't know
42:02Let's get on with the easy ones first first up was
42:05Kara, so the boy I want to couple up with is
42:10Nathan
42:11Nathan
42:16Tommy
42:19Terry
42:23Next was Olivia
42:25I want to couple up this boy because I hadn't felt a spark with anyone in the villa until this
42:32guy come in
42:42Alex
42:43Adam
42:49Last up was Katie
42:52But who would she go for old flame Scott or new boy James?
43:00So I went on a date last night
43:02So I went on a date last night
43:03He's really nice really funny really good looking and I'm glad I went on that day
43:12But
43:13But
43:15Before I came in I had my eye on this boy
43:19Absolutely adore him
43:20Actually I feel sick
43:21I know that we argue and people must think that we're a joke but
43:29I don't know
43:30There's just something about him that I really like
43:34So the boy I want to couple up with is
43:40Oh my Scott
43:42Sweet
43:46I felt sick
43:48I thought we were crying now
43:49Huh?
43:50Oh
43:51Fuck you now
43:54I don't know where you're going with that
43:59This is fun
44:00See you in a bit
44:01See you on the other side bruv
44:02So it was bad news for James
44:04But great news for the newspaper readers of Teddington
44:07Sweet
44:07Have a drink for me bro
44:08100% man
44:09Sweet
44:09See you later guys
44:11Bye James
44:12Bye James
44:13See you later
44:14Bye
44:16Bye
44:17Bye
44:17Bye
44:18Okay it's time for everyone's favourite bit of the show
44:21No not the end
44:23It's this week's top Nathanisms
44:25The boy makes no sense and yet makes total sense
44:30That's the genius of the man
44:31The legend
44:32The geese
44:34Sausages take fucking light years to make don't they
44:37Really piss me off
44:39You wearing that?
44:41It's like you've ironed it with an hammer
44:44You have your boys time
44:46And then you like to go back to old Doris at the end
44:48You know
44:50You drove the plane and I dropped the bombs baby
44:53Your time clock changes doesn't it?
44:55Normally I'm up at 6 o'clock every morning
44:58I'm looking a banner
45:01That's nearly it for this week's hot list
45:03But there's just time for Nathan to make L-Tel
45:05An offer he cannot refuse
45:08Terry
45:09Terry
45:09I got a stalk in my pants
45:11Have a little feel
45:12Go on have a little poke
45:14That's a perfect place to end
45:16Night
45:29You
45:30You
45:48You
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