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Love Island (UK) - Season 2 - Episode 27: The Weekly Hotlist
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00:02It's been a week of highs, lows, oh they've taken my title off me, and blows.
00:12It's going to smell. You're a bitch. I just picked the wrong one.
00:16So get ready to look back at all the best bits. I could bang her and then just change the
00:20team down.
00:22Plus more new stuff than Scott can shake his pitch to laugh. I've pitched in that twice.
00:27In the Weekly Hot List. Quote of the show, possibly.
00:39This summer, it's survival of the fittest.
00:47Welcome to the Weekly Hot List. Packed as ever with unseen moments, plus your guide to all the romantic goings
00:54-on
00:54at the nation's favourite villa over the last seven days.
00:58And who doesn't love a bit of romance?
01:01The seductive line.
01:03I'm in this for you, 100%.
01:05The look that says a thousand words.
01:10A room full of people going like the clappers.
01:15Lovely.
01:17But we start tonight with our latest look at those manly men in the villa.
01:22Earlier in the series, we saw them blow-drying beards and applying blusher.
01:27Well, if you thought that was classic alpha male behaviour, you ain't seen nothing yet.
01:33I'm too sexy for your shirt.
01:38I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
01:45And I am too sexy for my lamb, too sexy for my lamb.
01:50It's so cute, isn't it?
01:51And we rub our noses together.
01:54I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party.
01:59Tom, can you do my back while you're up?
02:02You're one-handed.
02:03I'll tell you what, I'll hold it, and then you just do it.
02:06Come on.
02:07I swear.
02:08That's trust.
02:09If you trust me, I'll do it.
02:11But just don't get a boner.
02:12Come on.
02:16That hair removal cream stinks, bruv.
02:22You could beat my ass for me.
02:23That's the most romantic thing I've ever been asked to do.
02:27No, my, the first before you've met that shave is lit.
02:30Come on, Dad, you f***er.
02:32Oh!
02:35I know I am.
02:36You sexy for this song.
02:38My work here is done.
02:45I see girls.
02:47Two new girls, Liana and Tina, arrived in the villa this week and caused a bit of a stir.
02:54I kind of like the way you walk past
02:55Prepare to see 24 hours of break-ups, make-ups and blow-ups
03:00All squeezed into a handy two-minute montage
03:04I love a good edit
03:07You two would need to be worried
03:08I'm not frightened at all
03:10If Tina wants to take Adam or Scott out, cool, do that
03:13But if you don't talk to us before, then there will be problems
03:17Today's going to be eventful, end of
03:20You almost had general, like, just lip-slides and stuff
03:23You can just see her staring with her little beady eyes
03:27You want to sort of make Scott romans you a little bit
03:30And you want to keep him on his toes
03:31That can't work, it won't work, not with him
03:33I said, how's it feel?
03:34She said, I hate it
03:35I said, well, welcome to Love Island
03:38Who would you pick if you had to go on a date with someone?
03:40I don't know yet
03:41And it wouldn't be you, obviously not, because there would be fireworks
03:46You must now pick the couples that you want to put on a break
03:48The girls in those couples will then go to the hideaway
03:51And stay there until tomorrow morning
03:53I'm going to say Alex and Olivia
03:55I don't know Scott
03:56Right, so Scott and Katie then
03:58Oh my Jesus Christ
04:01Tina's decided
04:02Oh, what, you've decided?
04:05I'll decide to dump your arse on the island
04:07Behind a choice
04:08It's annoying
04:09It's one night, it's nothing
04:10She went on a date with James two days ago
04:13And she didn't give a shit
04:13And now it's the other show and the other part
04:15She deserves what she gets, to be fair
04:17You wouldn't lay in bed with James
04:19You wouldn't lay in bed with James
04:21You wouldn't lay in bed with James
04:21Me, mate
04:22That's what I got to do
04:23All right, all right
04:26You say, girl
04:27Love you
04:28Are you not worried at all?
04:32Can't stop him doing what he wants to do
04:35I think she's sly
04:36I gave her two opportunities
04:37I haven't even asked that
04:38What a face we am
04:40Because I just don't see the point
04:41What was Katie like?
04:42She cried
04:44No, I was going to have some fun, man
04:46Have fun!
04:48You're all c***ed
04:49That was too much
04:50I know what you're thinking, lads
04:52Why can't I find a love the girl like that?
04:55We'll have much, much more
04:57From the wonderful world of Katie
04:58In a moment
04:59But first
05:02Over the last four weeks
05:04We've learned almost everything
05:06There is to know about the islanders
05:07Except for their toilet habits
05:09And quite right, too
05:10Some things should remain private
05:12Unless you have to make a list show
05:15And you've got some time to fill
05:16I quite like having my thighs sucked
05:19They're clean
05:20Have you got a shower?
05:21Yeah, they've gone pisses in that shower
05:23It wasn't it
05:26Am I pissed in the hot tub last night?
05:28Hmm?
05:29Am I pissed in the hot tub last night?
05:30Oh, for goodness sake
05:32Don't, don't, don't do that, man
05:33It wasn't it
05:35I pissed in that twice
05:37I ain't getting in there
05:44What was that?
05:45My sneeze
05:46That was a sneeze
05:48Yeah, man
05:49I thought you shit yourself
05:54If I fart, I might shit
06:02That's going to smell
06:03It's coming for me
06:04Quick, it's coming out
06:04Get rid of it
06:05Get rid of it
06:05It's coming out
06:06Quick
06:08Quick
06:08Shut up, pay cocky
06:09What are you trying to get rid of my fart?
06:11That ain't pay cocking, is it?
06:18Right
06:19Back to our nights of KD-like behaviour
06:22And after Scott returned from his date with Tina
06:25His other half upped the ante
06:27Shifted into full bunny boiler mode
06:30Aye
06:32Ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
06:33She's gone off with Marlin
06:35I fucked out of here
06:37As I'm walking out
06:37She's like
06:38You're a f***
06:39And I'm sorry
06:40It's just rude
06:42Like, no, no
06:45Ah
06:46But you know what, like
06:47She's 20 years old
06:48I'm fuming
06:50You do it
06:50I'm very disappointed
06:52But it's just not very nice
06:53This is not even funny
06:55Why does Marlin's face look funny?
06:57We're probably winding each other up
06:58Us both in there
06:59Literally
07:00It's so awful
07:02It's so bad
07:03Don't worry
07:03Like, everyone's got your back over here
07:05Like, this is just
07:06Heratity stinks
07:07Look, they're looking through the holes in the corner
07:09Look
07:10I'm going over there anyway
07:11I can't do this here
07:12Let's just get out of here, innit?
07:13I can't do this here
07:14And it finishes the drama
07:15Why are they acting like my strangers?
07:17Why are they doing that?
07:19Why are they acting like you're in us?
07:21Even the girls?
07:22I actually can't deal with it
07:26You know when I was over here
07:27And I said, you should be worried
07:28She said to me in the bathroom
07:30She was like, oh, when Scotty hugged me earlier on today
07:34You know, in my head I was thinking
07:35I was going to hug me because the new boys are around
07:37Really?
07:38Like, in a way I said, but do you fancy
07:39She said, no, no, no, not fancy
07:40But, you know, like
07:41But still, like
07:42You were, like, a challenge to her
07:43Now, like, she's got you
07:44And then it was like, ah
07:45Did she say that, though?
07:46But, yeah, like, not in that way
07:47But, you know, like, she said it, like, in a roundabout way
07:49That's just the muggiest comment I've ever heard
07:52You bastard!
07:55I can get anyone I want, okay?
07:59You basic main and Chelsea, DJ, bitch
08:03After his chat with Marlon, Scott decided to confront Katie
08:07I know everything now
08:10What are you on about?
08:13Oh, you were off with me, was you?
08:14Because of the boys?
08:15Shut up, Scott, she's manipulating it, you idiot
08:18She's lying because she wants you
08:20She's a bombshell
08:21And they've got what they wanted, you idiot
08:22You didn't want to hug me because you like them two boys
08:25Are you joking?
08:27You twats!
08:31The following morning, Olivia and Katie checked out of the hideaway
08:37And Scott and Katie sensibly decided not to have a childish argument in the kitchen
08:42Instead, they had one in the garden
08:44Do you know what, girl?
08:45Tina, it's a bad way about you
08:46Even though you were infusing her
08:47All the group was so disgusted at you
08:49That listened to me
08:50Then some of them started telling me shit
08:52The bedroom
08:53I can't do it anymore
08:54I'm making out if I'm a bad person
08:56Two girls will come in
08:58And I've been in here with you for three weeks
09:00The staircase
09:01I can't believe you don't ever get in your head
09:02I thought you were more clever than that
09:03And the living room
09:04They're all pissed off with the way you spoke to her last night
09:07You owe that girl an apology, man
09:08No, I don't
09:09Are you having me on?
09:10I just picked the wrong one
09:13Picked the wrong girl, man
09:14I've been so unlucky
09:16Last night, when Tina went out
09:18And you shouted that word at her
09:20Oh, it was a joke?
09:21Yeah, but she's taking it the wrong way, okay?
09:24And, you know, Tina feels like she's done absolutely nothing wrong to be called that
09:29I just feel like everyone's, like, disappointed in me
09:32Looking down at me
09:33And, like, just because of, like, a word I say
09:36I know it's not a nice word
09:37But I do say that
09:40Mid-argument, there was just time for a sincere apology
09:43Oh, my God, come here
09:44I did not mean it, like, in a mean way
09:46I have a foul mouth, honestly
09:48I'm so sorry
09:49It's not very nice
09:50I know, but that's just the way I talk
09:52It was a complete joke
09:53I would never...
09:54If I was going to be nasty to you
09:55I would say something else
09:55I would never say it maliciously
09:57I'd say it another way
09:58It didn't seem like it was jokey
09:59Are you joking?
10:01Honestly, on my life
10:02I might be a lot of things
10:03I'm not a liar
10:03I would never, ever have said that maliciously
10:05I don't apologise a lot
10:06But I'm honestly very, very sorry
10:08Okay
10:10And I think you know the score by now
10:12Break up
10:13I'm saying that we're done
10:15We can't work
10:16We're done, Katie
10:17We can't work
10:17It's fucked
10:18It's toxic, isn't it?
10:19It's fucked
10:20I'm not saying
10:21Is she breaking my heart?
10:22No, that's fucking horrible, Katie
10:24But, honestly
10:27Apology
10:27All right
10:28I'm a little brat
10:31It's madness
10:39Then their own special brand
10:41Of mattress-based make-up
10:43I thought it was worth the argument
10:45For that, then
10:48What argument?
10:54It's time for our brand new game
10:56What's Tom Thinking?
10:59Sad eyes
11:01You are the only one
11:04You see, our Tom is deep
11:07Which is completely different to thick
11:09And he spends a lot of his time
11:11Pondering life's big questions
11:13But don't take my word for it
11:15Take a look
11:17Did I leave the chip fat on
11:19When I got a taxi
11:20To the airport?
11:22Or how about this moment?
11:24If a tree falls down in the forest
11:27And nobody's there to hear it
11:28Why did it bother?
11:31And finally
11:38LOL
11:38It's WHN time
11:41Here's Katie and Olivia
11:42Having a girly night in the hideaway
11:44All seems right with the world
11:46But what happens next?
11:49Is it
11:50A
11:51Katie sees a shooting star
11:52Changes her outlook on life
11:54And becomes a Buddhist
11:55B
11:56Olivia does a triple hiccup
11:58Or
11:58C
11:59The girls see a giant rat
12:01I shall reveal all
12:03A pres la break
12:05As we say in Spain
12:06I'm pretty fluent
12:17Welcome back to the weekly hot list
12:19Cram full as ever
12:21With massive packages
12:22Of unseen moments
12:24How big are this week's packages
12:26Olivia?
12:29Impressive
12:30Before the break
12:31I left you with a teaser
12:33What happened to Katie and Olivia
12:35In the hideaway?
12:38It's a rat
12:39Oh my god
12:41The answer was C
12:43They saw a rat
12:44That was a fucking rat
12:46But it's alright
12:47I put it somewhere
12:48No one will ever find it
12:52There's like a mouse in here
12:53That's died for underwall or something
12:56Anyway
12:59Sport now
13:00And it's time for boys versus girls
13:02In a contest is all about dexterity
13:04Suppleness
13:05And chocolate
13:07It's a chocolate face race
13:08The rules are so simple
13:10Even Tom can explain them
13:12So put in your forehead
13:13In your glass
13:14And you've got to try and get in your mouth
13:16Without touching it
13:18So you can do this
13:20Do this look
13:21Do this look
13:22It's coming down
13:26Ah
13:27See, it drops
13:27We've got a late starter
13:29As Olivia enters the chalk arena
13:38Apparently this is how the Welsh eats chocolate
13:40Oh
13:41Oh, fuck
13:43Oh
13:45Oh, come on
13:48Oh, that's over my eyes
13:50Come on
13:51Come on
13:52Come on, son
13:54Close, Tom
13:55But no chocolate cigar
13:57Oh
13:58Oh
14:00Cara's suffering from a case of Botox forehead there
14:02Nasty business
14:03Oh, my God
14:05Oh
14:07Oh
14:08The tension's unbearable
14:16Oh, no
14:17Adam's dumped his chocolate all over the floor
14:21Oh
14:21Oh, my God
14:22Oh, I can taste it
14:23Come on, Liv
14:23Come on, Liv
14:25Take those lips out
14:28Oh
14:29Oh, I won't
14:30Oh, come on
14:32Cara's tongue's at full extension
14:33She's just a wiggle away
14:39Give that lady a box of miniature heroes
14:43She's a really good game
14:44She's good, isn't it?
14:45She's really right to go
14:46Yeah, good, isn't it?
14:52It was a week of two halves for Zara
14:54Neither of them good
14:56Although it did start with a bang
15:00Cheers, Alex
15:03But it was all downhill from there
15:08Well, they've taken my title off me
15:10So the title off you
15:11Yeah
15:12What?
15:13They've done a statement and stuff
15:15Just saying, look, like
15:17It's not acceptable
15:18Blah, blah, blah
15:19Can we be coming?
15:20Yeah
15:21It doesn't matter
15:23Who cares?
15:23What the fuck are you doing?
15:25Who cares?
15:26You want to better things anyway
15:29Whose life are you going to fuck up now, eh?
15:32I'm having the time of my life in here
15:34Like, I've been myself throughout
15:35I've been truth and honest
15:37Well, exactly
15:37If they don't want you as yourself
15:38and Miss Great Britain
15:39Then fuck them
15:40Yeah
15:40That's true, though
15:41You're being yourself
15:42I'm doing what a normal 20-year-old girl would do
15:45You know, we all make mistakes
15:46We all, like, you know
15:47You live and you learn
15:47I'm sorry, that's a wrong model for me
15:49Yeah
15:50Just when things couldn't get any worse
15:52For the former face of the nation
15:54Zara had some more bad news
15:56Um, so my mum's in hospital
15:59Yeah
16:00So I've got to go
16:01Oh
16:02Yeah
16:02What's up with that?
16:04It's all right?
16:05What's up with that?
16:07It's just like, it's happened to me again
16:09I feel like I'm in a good place
16:11And, like, what happened happened
16:12And I moved on
16:12I just wanted to show everyone, like, still who I am
16:15And, like, nothing's changed me
16:16Do you know what I'm saying?
16:18Excuse me for a while
16:19While I'm wide-eyed
16:21I've probably been a bit of a pain at times
16:23And cried
16:24And overreacted at a few situations
16:27And probably been a drama queen
16:29And tried to sexy dance sometimes
16:31And it probably hadn't really worked
16:32But I don't really care
16:34Because I've had the time of my life
16:36And I'll just
16:37Yeah, so grateful
16:39I don't want to leave
16:41We all love you
16:42Me too
16:43That girl is so strong
16:45See?
16:46That case is like 30 kilos
16:48So Zara was gone
16:50But we'll never forget her
16:52And as this is a best-of show
16:54We're going to remember her
16:56The only way we know how
16:58With a touching highlights package
17:00Oh my god
17:02Oh my god
17:05Oh my god
17:06Oh my god
17:17I just can't
17:24Adam
17:28Adam
17:30Oh my god
17:56Alex and Terry, for the latest on this breaking story.
18:00Another day.
18:02And the EU referendum's in three days.
18:05That means nothing to me.
18:07I don't care about all that shit.
18:10I don't normally care about this I care about.
18:12I don't even know what it means. I just don't listen.
18:15I will do one day. I'll just let my mum and dad take care of shit like that.
18:18I don't even watch the news, man.
18:20I don't watch the news. I don't really care.
18:23I don't.
18:24No, it's different. It's not affecting me. I don't really care.
18:26If we leave the EU or if we stay in the EU, it'll affect you.
18:29Nor if we stay, it'll stay the same if we stay, but if we leave, it'll affect.
18:32Why?
18:33You'll make it harder to travel to other countries and shit like that.
18:36Will it what?
18:36Does it?
18:37Yeah.
18:37Why are they doing that?
18:38Like, they had two arguments.
18:40The person who said stay was like, fine, then we'll make a vote.
18:43Yeah.
18:44And I think they didn't realise that so many people would actually say that they wanted to leave as well.
18:49So now it's like, shit.
18:51All that sort of stuff goes straight over my head.
18:54I'm too busy to fucking include us.
18:59I'll spend half the year out of the country anyway, sir.
19:02Where?
19:03And I'll be for the night.
19:05I bet you wish you'd watched that before you voted.
19:08Kerry doesn't care whether or not we stay in Europe,
19:10because he spends half his year in Europe and the other half in Europe.
19:15And now for the weather.
19:25There is a storm on the horizon, though,
19:28because it's argument of the week time.
19:31Malin had a long way to go to beat Toastygate,
19:34but viewers, she hasn't let you down.
19:37I give you T-Shirt Saga.
19:41Oh, babe, don't wear that to bed.
19:43No, no.
19:45Leave off.
19:46Take it off.
19:47I'm not going to see you.
19:47You can wear any T-shirt.
19:48Don't wear all my clean stuff to bed, babe.
19:50I'm not sleeping.
19:51I'm not sleeping.
19:51Just wear an old T-shirt to bed.
19:53I don't want to be sleeping in it all dirty and sweaty and smugging.
19:57You're so lovely, isn't he?
19:59You wear any one of my T-shirts?
20:00Yeah, I know.
20:01Come on, I'll wear any one of my T-shirts.
20:03I just wanted to, I don't want the green one to get it yet.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Don't get the arm,
20:09because I don't want you to wear my clean T-shirt to sleep in.
20:12Oh, for fuck's sake, Malin.
20:20Like, you can wear any one of my T-shirts,
20:22just like, I just want my green one to stay fresh for later.
20:25I just fucking got a hissy fit and walked off.
20:27Fucking the last thing I want to do to keep getting changed
20:28is being OCD about fucking T-shirts.
20:31That it's my, I can't be honest.
20:35At the evening's Ministry of Sound party,
20:37Terry arrived in his second-choice T-shirt.
20:40I'm not apologising.
20:42Hi?
20:42I'm not apologising, babe.
20:44For what? I haven't done anything.
20:45I've had a hard day, man.
20:46I didn't do anything wrong with someone to fire your T-shirt up.
20:48No, I think it's a good idea about you.
20:50What are you making of taking off outside?
20:51It's just like, oh, can you just put on a different T-shirt?
20:53Like, wouldn't it?
20:54I didn't make it far.
20:55You made it far to get outside and went out.
20:57I didn't, that's so quiet.
20:59I took off one downstairs.
21:00Right.
21:00I'm sitting inside of everyone.
21:01It's a viral thing.
21:02What?
21:07You're on the fucking head.
21:08And that's just stubborn, mate.
21:09Pissing off.
21:10I can't be bothered with it anymore.
21:12It's just pathetic.
21:13And you make such a big deal out of something so small.
21:16And that's not me.
21:16I hate that shit.
21:18No, we need to squash this immediately.
21:19It can't be dragged out all night.
21:21Now look how it's gone.
21:22It's turned into a fucking full-blown route.
21:23It's embarrassing, in fact.
21:25Question.
21:26How long can a couple argue over a T-shirt?
21:29Answer.
21:30You'll find out.
21:31Eventually.
21:32Can I talk to you?
21:33You're just going to ignore me all night.
21:34Yeah, I've been ready to talk to you all night.
21:36No, you haven't.
21:36You've been enjoying yourself.
21:37I'll come up to you.
21:38You just threw it back in my face and said I was the one that caused a scene.
21:40So if that's your attitude, then I don't want to talk to you.
21:42You couldn't talk.
21:42We were dancing.
21:43So I thought you'd at least speak to me after.
21:45I'm not going to come up to you.
21:47I'm not going to come up to you and grovel.
21:48Don't raise your voice at me.
21:50See what I mean?
21:50I'm just saying, don't raise your voice at me.
21:53If I've raised my voice, you'll know I'm just saying to you, you was out of line earlier.
21:58It's incredible what happens when a couple of girls come in the villa.
22:01Are you serious?
22:02Do you really have to say that?
22:03You've had all day to talk to me.
22:04Well, then go talk to them if you want to.
22:05I don't want to talk to them.
22:06I bet you do.
22:07I'm saying.
22:08If I want to talk to them, I'd be able to talk to them, wouldn't I?
22:09She could have spoke to me at any point, but now there's two girls she feels she has to.
22:13It's embarrassing, mate.
22:15Babe, I said, I'll come up.
22:17I went, babe, not the green t-shirt.
22:18Why are you trying to raise your voice in front of the two girls?
22:20I'm not raising the voice.
22:20Do you want them to know that we've got a little bit of cracks?
22:22I'm not raising the voice.
22:22Well, people know we're getting cracks because you're walking off in a strop.
22:25I just don't want this shit with you, Marlon.
22:27I want it to work out of you, like, so bad.
22:31Cut me off.
22:32Please cut off.
22:37I don't want to fall out of you every day.
22:39No, I don't.
22:41I need to work with me at it, do you know what I mean?
22:43Or the toasty thing, I apologise, I don't want to rattle.
22:46I know, but it's just embarrassing.
22:48They could throw a hundred girls in.
22:50I'm in it with you.
22:51You're just so sensitive.
22:55Just don't take everything I say to heart.
22:58I want it to work out of you so bad, like...
23:00I'm sure they'll top that round next week, if they're still together.
23:11We record every single word spoken in the villa.
23:15Most of it's up there with Shakespeare, but some of it is said by Olivia.
23:20There are no words.
23:24We're not, like, romantical.
23:26That's nonsense, ickle.
23:29I don't know, that one's getting really, like, condensation-y as well.
23:33In her defence, the word moist is worse.
23:36How's your burntness?
23:38That one's just bad.
23:40But other people in the villa also can't speak the Queen's England.
23:45Other people, like Tina...
23:46You come across, like, butter wouldn't melt in that, but you have got that side to...
23:50What? Melon?
23:50No, like...
23:52So, like, butter wouldn't melt.
23:54Butter would and melon?
23:55No, wouldn't melt, like, butter wouldn't melt, yeah.
23:57Oh, butter wouldn't melt.
23:59Yeah, yeah.
23:59Oh, OK, yeah.
24:02But this week's wordless wonder is Katie, and this is why...
24:08Spontaneous is...
24:09What is it?
24:10Spontan...
24:11Spontanity?
24:12What's the word?
24:14Spontanity.
24:19Well, you know what I'm saying.
24:22Spontaneous.
24:23No, you say spontanity.
24:26Key.
24:26No, it's spontanity.
24:28Oh, that's fucking nice.
24:33It's what happened next time, lads.
24:35Exciting, right?
24:36Here are Tom and Sophie getting themselves some serious vitamin D exposure.
24:41But what else does Tom get?
24:43Is it A, a collapsing sun lounger, B, more commitment worries, or C, a direct hit from
24:52a passing bird?
24:53Hint, it's either A or C. Or B. Answers after the break, y'all.
25:09Welcome back to the Weekly Hot List, a refreshing blend of stimulating conversation and attractive
25:15people rutting like animals.
25:17Before the break, I asked you what happened to Tom while he was minding his own business
25:22by the pool.
25:25Oh, did that just shit on you?
25:27Oh, yeah.
25:29I see it coming out of the arsehole.
25:34Earlier, we saw Katie getting a bit tired and emotional and dropping a C-bomb on Tina.
25:41You'll be glad to know she didn't use that horrible word again that night.
25:46The next day, on the other hand, she went on an actual full-blown C-rampage, or a campage,
25:53if you will.
25:54It's so filthy, I've been called in to help clean things up for the telly.
25:59And I did a pretty good job.
26:01You'll barely notice.
26:03You owe that girl an apology, man.
26:05No, I don't.
26:06Are you having me on?
26:07She is a camel.
26:08She is a camel.
26:09She is a camel.
26:09She's taking it the wrong way.
26:11Cat.
26:12I know you do.
26:12I call everyone a...
26:13Cabodia.
26:13Charlie Chaplin.
26:14Criminologist.
26:15My family.
26:16We banter.
26:17Cork.
26:17Normal.
26:18I say...
26:19Custard.
26:19It's just the way my family is.
26:21We do say...
26:21Candy bar.
26:22My mum texts me, girl.
26:23We write little...
26:23Colonel.
26:24The joke.
26:24People know that I have a fiery tongue.
26:26Oh my god.
26:27I say...
26:27Kitten.
26:27It's nothing.
26:28The cardiologist.
26:29When I...
26:30Carrots.
26:30Carrots.
26:31Carrots.
26:31Sometimes you need to think before you speak.
26:33Cactus.
26:34It's like a joke.
26:34It wasn't even shout-y.
26:35I'm surprised I even heard.
26:37Cosmonaut.
26:37Come here.
26:38I did not mean it like in a mean way.
26:40I have a foul mouth.
26:41She is a...
26:41Jimny sweep.
26:42I'm so sorry.
26:43It's not very nice.
26:43Cranberry.
26:44Criter.
26:44Can't open up.
26:45That's just the way I talk.
26:46Custard.
26:46It's just like my language.
26:47Georgette.
26:48I would never say it maliciously.
26:49Carpenter.
26:50It didn't seem like I was joking.
26:51I've never ever said that maliciously.
26:53Cleaner.
26:54My mum takes a go like you.
26:55Captain.
26:55Her little banter word.
26:57I'm not happy that you said that word to my last name.
27:00Oh my god.
27:00It was a joke.
27:01I called everyone.
27:01Corners pasty.
27:03Absolutely seamless.
27:05Get in there, ya...
27:05Jimny sweep.
27:07After Zara left the villa, Adam found himself at a loose end, lady-wise.
27:12Luckily, Tina and Liana were on hand.
27:15But who liked who?
27:17When it comes to, like, fighting for your place in this villa, what's your second move?
27:21What's your...
27:22I don't know.
27:22Was it Adam?
27:22What's the first one I was going to go?
27:23I think he prefers you to Liana, 100%.
27:27And that's your safest bet.
27:29What are your other options?
27:30Well, Adam hasn't got a partner now.
27:33Now Zara's gone.
27:34Neo's keen on getting to know both you and Tina.
27:37Yeah, I thought he would be.
27:39So it's like a race to Adam now.
27:42And she can strip for ya.
27:45But I could bang her and then just choose Tina.
27:49With all these cameras around, there was no way those words were going to come back to haunt him.
27:55Anyway, it was time for Adam to get grafting.
28:00I'm feeling happier today, then.
28:01I'm going to have a line.
28:02I'm going to be positive.
28:04Be positive.
28:04Because then we'll get to know each other more.
28:07Exactly.
28:08Did you come here to meet someone?
28:09Yeah.
28:11You know?
28:11Yeah.
28:13I'm not as shallow as I used to be.
28:15Like, I think personality and, like, actually being able to have a conversation with someone.
28:18Yes.
28:18It's so much more important.
28:20Like, obviously, sexually, you want to be attracted to him.
28:22But...
28:23Yeah, it has that base.
28:23You're not having sex all day, so for the rest of the time...
28:26You have to talk.
28:26...you're not having sex, you've got to talk.
28:28So you kind of need to be able to have a conversation with someone.
28:31Yeah.
28:31Do you know?
28:34Level one, successful.
28:36I like Adam.
28:37He's nice.
28:37He makes me feel safe.
28:40Just like a nice person just to be there.
28:44Very friendly.
28:47Level one was a success.
28:49Now it's time to move to level two, the bed-based charm offensive.
28:54But, yeah, I was going to ask you, what do you do?
28:55And I never remember.
28:56Do you have your clothing?
28:57What do I...
28:58Is that the question you were going to ask me?
28:59That was the big question.
29:00Are you fucking joking?
29:00That's the fucking shittiest question.
29:01I think you're going to comment something better than that.
29:05Um...
29:05Are we staying here?
29:08That's a good question.
29:09I mean, I'm staying down here.
29:12And if you'd like to save me from this big scary...
29:14It is pretty scary, to be fair.
29:16Yeah.
29:16So it's probably best that you have, you know, a nice Irish guy
29:21that has a few muscles to protect you.
29:24OK.
29:24Sweet.
29:26Like, I do fancy him a bit, but, like, I just...
29:28I take my time to get to know him more
29:30before I jump into anything, basically.
29:32It was working like a dream.
29:34All parties were going to take it slow.
29:37Maybe in a year or two, Adam would uncross his arms.
29:41I reckon you've got it in a bag, you just need to just...
29:43It's like you've planted the seed.
29:45You've just got to get your watering can
29:46and just pop over now and again and just...
29:49Top her up, walk away, top her up.
29:51And before you know it...
29:52Blossoming flower.
29:54Still, it was only a matter of hours
29:57before Adam was having a change of heart.
30:00How do you feel about Tina?
30:02I don't know.
30:03Tina just finding myself not a lot of stuff to say.
30:04I'm, like, lying there and I'm like,
30:06right, what could I ask her now, do you know what I mean?
30:07Yeah.
30:07And she doesn't bring any...
30:08It's different to she-brain conversation to me.
30:10I think she likes you, though.
30:11Like, we stayed in here last night, it was fine,
30:13and then today, you know, she just...
30:15Not being as attentive.
30:16If you had to recouple, what are you saying?
30:19I'll just choose Tina because she's a nice girl,
30:21but she's in a position of she needs me more than I need her at the moment.
30:24Yeah.
30:25So I'm not going to chase her and try and talk to her all day.
30:27No.
30:27She can come to me if she's interested to prove it,
30:29which is not, see ya.
30:32Controversial.
30:32Still, so long as nobody told Tina, it would all be fine.
30:36He said he would still choose you if he was, like, a recoupling,
30:39but he was like, she needs me more than I need her.
30:43I don't think.
30:44No.
30:46Adam was in a hole.
30:47Time for some top-notch grovelling.
30:50I think you're a pretty girl.
30:51I'm attracted to you.
30:52Like, I want to continue to get to know you if you do.
30:56But I just wanted to apologise for the arrogant comment.
31:00Honestly, I hate, hate, hate arrogance,
31:03and that is fucking arrogance.
31:04Be like, well, I've got the power that I get to choose.
31:06Basically, she has to make the effort.
31:08No.
31:09Fine, then.
31:09I won't make any fucking effort now.
31:11Okay, let's stick Tina on the back burner.
31:14For Adam, it was time for plan B.
31:16Liana, not the musical artiste.
31:18And we'll see how that went shortly.
31:25Have you noticed how none of the islanders are fat?
31:28Yes, they exercise, but the main reason is simple.
31:31They do not understand food.
31:34But don't take my word for it.
31:36Here are three perfect examples.
31:41How the fuck do you cook bacon?
31:43Adam, you know you love me.
31:44Please can you make me a drink?
31:45What would you like?
31:46Yeah.
31:47Squash.
31:47I'm really thirsty.
31:48What's squashing?
31:49Squash.
31:50Bam, bam, bam.
31:54What is squash?
31:58How do you do these?
31:59Just open your fingers, what do you have in your mouth?
32:02Fingers?
32:04Are you joking?
32:05How old are you?
32:09For fuck's sake, am I going to write this?
32:12Quite much of a mess, isn't it?
32:13But the islanders do have one bit of foodie knowledge.
32:22Has anyone actually tried the theory about pineapple juice?
32:26Oh, yes, Bunks.
32:27It makes you, it makes me and Nuni taste nice, too.
32:30It does actually work?
32:31It does.
32:32Hello.
32:35I just made it official, so right.
32:38Oh, here we go.
32:39Oh, is that the only reason you made it official, so you could have a blowjob?
32:43Cheers.
32:43Cheers, Tom.
32:45Night Islanders.
32:47Night Islanders.
32:48Night Islanders.
32:52So we've seen Adam work his magic on Tina.
32:55She was keen on him, and then he made that attraction disappear.
32:59And now he had Liana in his sights.
33:02Prepare for a masterclass in the opposite of seduction.
33:05Deduction?
33:07I can't believe I'm seeing you in the smoking area.
33:10I'm going to use this now as my chatting place, because when you're here, nobody can hear you,
33:14so you can just talk about whatever you need to.
33:16Exactly.
33:16Why?
33:17What do you want to talk about?
33:47You?
33:47Huh?
33:47The other comments, someone in the villa has made about someone else in the villa.
33:52I could bang her and then just she's teamed up.
34:03Uh, quote of the show, possibly.
34:07But I said it.
34:12Adam Magdokhiana to the boys.
34:17That comment was offensive, sexist and rude.
34:21Or as lads call it, Bantz, it's Bantz there.
34:25Yeah, I was actually quite surprised that it came from Adam.
34:28I thought it would come from Alex or someone.
34:30Because Adam has this whole gent persona.
34:35But, um, well, I wouldn't bang him, so...
34:41I don't know how you can pull his back.
34:42Yeah, you got the worst end of it.
34:44But I loved your reaction.
34:46I loved the way he was all stood up and you were just kissing your pants.
34:48It was funny.
34:50Lads being lads, we say things when we are speaking.
34:53Um, it's going to be hard for girls to understand.
34:56Adam was in deep trouble.
34:58There was one thing he needed right now.
35:00A snack-a-jack.
35:02How fucking dare you say that comment about me
35:05when you didn't even know me?
35:08Oh, oh, oh.
35:10Why the fuck would you say that?
35:12What, because I'm a stripper and you can just say,
35:14oh, I'm going to fucking shock her and then have the more posh girl?
35:16Oh, shoot.
35:19It was lads.
35:19Lads banter.
35:20How's it fucking lads banter?
35:21Do you know how bad that makes me look?
35:24You say you're a fucking gentleman.
35:26How is that gentleman there at all?
35:27It was lads banter.
35:28Sorry, but how the fuck is Adam a gentleman
35:30when he says he's going to fucking shock a girl
35:32as soon as she comes into the villa?
35:34Not getting involved.
35:36I wouldn't call it a chat.
35:38I would call it more, I was like a child in detention.
35:44Silly comment to make.
35:45And I apologise sincerely.
35:49You don't look very sincere.
35:50You're fucking eating your snack-a-jack.
35:52She has taken it personally and taken it wrong,
35:55which most girls would.
35:56I think you're a fucking joke.
35:57I do, I apologise.
35:58As if you thought you could fuck me anyway.
36:00I wouldn't even fuck you, so...
36:01Yeah.
36:02But I thought she delivered a very passionate speech
36:06and there were some very valid points in there
36:08which I have taken on board.
36:10It's the way that you've treated me,
36:12the way you spoke about me
36:13and how you can make a comment
36:14when you don't even fucking know me.
36:16Oh, bloody hell.
36:19I'm totally in the wrong and I apologise.
36:21No, fuck it, fuck your apology.
36:24Cos now you look like a bigger dick than I do, you know?
36:26No, you're absolutely right.
36:29Fucking joke.
36:30I'm fuming.
36:31Fuck off.
36:33Gentlemen, he didn't even offer her a snack-a-jack.
36:37I will say about Leanna,
36:39I sort of think that that ship may have sailed.
36:43I don't think I'm going to be able to pull this one back.
36:46That went well.
36:50Did you say anything like that?
36:51I was just eating rice cakes.
36:56Before I head off to the patent office
36:58to register this amazing new TV concept
37:00and make my fortune,
37:02let me run it by you.
37:04It's called What Happened Next.
37:06And it's very simple.
37:07You just guess what happens next.
37:10Here's a few of the lads chilling out.
37:12But what's this?
37:16Tell you rotter, but W-H-N.
37:19Is it...
37:21A. Terry leaps up and legs it to the loo,
37:24leaving a trail in his wake.
37:25B. Scott lands an instant revenge fart on Terry's head.
37:30Or C. Nathan throws up.
37:33That's the cue.
37:34The A will be coming your way after the break.
37:47Welcome back to the weekly hot list.
37:50Before the break, we asked you
37:52what happened after Terry opened his legs and let rip.
37:56Well, here's the answer.
38:09The sweet smell of revenge.
38:11I got nothing.
38:13I'm going to shoot myself.
38:16It's always difficult being a new arrival in the villa.
38:19You just never know what kind of reception you're going to get.
38:22It's got incredibly lightning.
38:23It's always good looking.
38:25Fuck's off.
38:33Is it that's it?
38:35Another one?
38:35It's massive.
38:36It's not enough.
38:36It's another one?
38:37It fell.
38:37Another one?
38:38Yeah.
38:39Fuck's sake.
38:42Oh, mate.
38:43That fucking scared me.
38:45Oh!
38:46It's absolutely massive.
38:48Fell out that fucking bush
39:32The girls got another shock this week in the form of me saying cue the church
39:44Islanders
39:45The public have been voting for their favorite girl
39:48The girl with the fewest votes will be dumped from the island and will leave the villa tonight
39:53Hashtag gone girl
39:54Swear to god
39:57Shit
40:01It's really shit, like we weren't expecting this at all
40:05Once the sad plinky plonky piano had set the mood
40:09The islanders were told that Tina Liana and Malin had the fewest votes but only one would be dumped from
40:20the island
40:26The girl who has received the fewest votes and who has therefore been dumped from the island is
40:41Oh my god
40:43It's Marlin
40:44Fuck off
40:45No it's not
40:47No it's not
40:52No it's not
41:03What the fuck, no
41:04Stop, fine, fine
41:06Come on
41:06Come on
41:33Nah
41:34What the fuck
41:36I don't know
41:36I don't know
41:37It's crazy
41:38What?
41:40I don't know
41:41Babe, I'm not staying here
41:42If I'm going to stay without you
41:45It's not happening
41:45Is it?
41:50So like the UK, Malin was Mal out
41:54And Terry looked like he was on his way too
41:56You're going to, look, worst case scenario, you're going to see Mal in three weeks
41:59Could be sooner
42:01I'm not going to win on my own, am I?
42:02And it's Malin, Malin's one I want to be with
42:05And I just feel like it's been ripped beneath my feet, to be honest with her
42:08I just can't get me head around it
42:10I don't know
42:10It's a difficult one, mate
42:12Because I can't guarantee I'm even going to be with Malin in a month's time
42:14I just know I'll be looking on the outside
42:16I'll be like, I wish I was with the boys as well
42:18Like, it's not just Malin, like, I love Malin
42:21But I love every single one of your boys as well
42:22That's what's making it so much harder
42:24Because I'm not just leaving for her
42:26Like, I'm leaving you boys for her as well
42:28Listen, you don't have to make no fucking sleep on it
42:31Sleep on it
42:31Sleep on it
42:32Sleep tomorrow
42:32Tomorrow's another day
42:33You do what you've got to do tomorrow
42:36After a cheese toast day and a night sleeping in his favourite t-shirt
42:39Dreaming about 50 grand
42:41Tell decided to stay
42:43Like, the easy option is
42:44For me to go with her
42:46Just to walk out
42:47And that's what I wanted to do last night
42:48I was adamant I was going to leave with her
42:49And I think I'll feel sort of sleeping on it
42:51I just feel like if I walk out the door now
42:53I will just regret
42:54Not trying to see it through
42:56Not giving it a chance
42:57So Artel was staying put
42:59For the moment
43:07A long, long time ago
43:09In a villa far, far, far away
43:11The girls took part in a Miss Love Island pageant
43:14There we go
43:15Fuck yeah
43:19It was tremendous
43:21Cara wanted to show off her fire-breathing skills
43:24And after making her sign a comprehensive insurance waiver
43:27We were fine for that
43:28So here for you is the previously unseen full director's cut
43:39She's a fire breather
43:41Not a fire starter
43:43Don't worry
43:44It gets very good in a moment
43:47Take two
43:49Baby
43:50This is what you came for
43:52Love me
43:54Starts every time she moves
44:00And everybody's watching her
44:06I would love to see her blowing out candles on a birthday cake
44:14Take three
44:15Take three
44:35That is so cool
44:37And yet so hot at the same time
44:40Cara's now been installed as a permanent feature in the smoking area
44:43She's taken over from the fiery rocks
44:50They say the show's not over
44:52Till Naughty Nathan gives Scott the willies
44:55Get your mind out the gutter
45:09Show's over
45:10And good night
45:11In Boston
45:13Oh
45:18Oh
45:19Oh
45:19Oh
45:21Oh
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