The line between reality and fiction starts two blur when two best friends start making a movie about getting revenge on bullies.
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00:00:28Can you hear me from
00:00:31there?
00:00:32Can you hear me from there?
00:00:33These things are amazing.
00:00:35This was the best thing we ever bought.
00:00:37Can you hear me?
00:00:37Can you hear me?
00:00:38Can you hear me?
00:00:39Can you hear me?
00:00:39Can you hear me?
00:00:40Can you hear me?
00:00:40Can you hear me?
00:00:41Can you hear me?
00:00:42Sorry.
00:00:43We're making a movie.
00:00:45You're making a movie too?
00:00:46Yeah.
00:00:46About what?
00:00:47It's a horror film.
00:00:48You're kidding me?
00:00:49No.
00:00:49We're making a movie about bullies in our school.
00:00:52What's your movie about?
00:00:53Okay, so ours is about this monster, and he is killing every...
00:00:56So basically, our last...
00:00:58So basically, he's a murderer, and there's this secret government agency, and they were
00:01:06sent out to find the killer and arrest him, because they don't know it's a monster until
00:01:12they find out later.
00:01:13And then there's also these two detectives who are now dead, but who are like...
00:01:19And they're from England, and they both got brutally murdered in a forest.
00:01:23This is insane.
00:01:24Yeah.
00:01:25Our movie is about two students in a school who get bullied by this gang called the Dirties,
00:01:30and so they decide to take revenge on them by...
00:01:33Killing them.
00:01:33Yeah, they basically get this huge military, and they go and they snipe them from a long
00:01:38way away, and then they go to this club called the Rectum, and they kill them there.
00:01:42And yeah, oh, it's amazing.
00:01:44It's the same club from Irreversible.
00:01:46And then there's a scene where they're doing...
00:01:48Where the Dirties are doing cocaine, and we jump in with guns, and we're like,
00:01:52Die, you cack-sucker, motherfucker!
00:01:55Like that line from Usual Suspects.
00:01:57He plays the other guy.
00:01:59Yeah, I'm the other guy.
00:01:59And we have a scene where, uh...
00:02:02Hold on a second.
00:02:03There's a scene where...
00:02:05I know I'm coming.
00:02:06One second.
00:02:08It's okay.
00:02:09We gotta go, too.
00:02:10It's incomplete.
00:02:11Take the script.
00:02:12Hey, our movie's called The Dirties.
00:02:14Yours is called The Visitor?
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:15It's nice meeting you guys.
00:02:16It's not done.
00:02:16Nice meeting you.
00:02:17I hope your movie's wicked.
00:02:18It's gonna be like 30 seconds.
00:02:19You know what you need to get?
00:02:20Wireless mics.
00:02:22Okay, it's not complete, though.
00:02:23Peace.
00:02:26Now, who do those kids remind you of?
00:02:28You're the one with the braces.
00:02:29I'm the smart one who wrote this script.
00:02:33That's us!
00:02:34You know what we should have told them?
00:02:35It gets better.
00:02:37But that's a lie.
00:02:38We're straight up lying to them.
00:02:39That's a huge lie.
00:02:40We should have told them, stop now!
00:02:42It gets worse and worse and worse.
00:02:44Stop now!
00:02:49If I was the last woman on Earth,
00:02:53you'd still be a man.
00:02:55All right!
00:02:56All right!
00:02:57All right!
00:02:59All right, Rog.
00:03:00Two tangos out front in the school.
00:03:04I say we blow that faggot's dick off.
00:03:06The one with the green bandana.
00:03:08He won't be fucking tonight.
00:03:12It's a tough shot.
00:03:13His dick looks to be the size of a small pepper.
00:03:25This movie is going to be so good.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:29Yeah, I'm ready.
00:03:30Action!
00:03:30Action!
00:03:33What are you doing?
00:03:34I thought we had it.
00:03:36Here you go.
00:03:37Jared, come on, man.
00:03:38Okay, go against this thing.
00:03:41Okay.
00:03:42Detectives.
00:03:43Detectives.
00:03:45Okay, action.
00:03:47You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
00:03:50They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
00:03:52No, you idiot.
00:03:53They call it a royale with cheese because of the metric system.
00:03:56Royale with cheese?
00:03:57Then what do they call a whopper?
00:03:59They call it a royale with cheese.
00:04:01I should be doing this whole thing as Bane.
00:04:03They call it a royale with cheese.
00:04:04Oh, dirties.
00:04:05Watch out.
00:04:07Oh!
00:04:09You okay, buddy?
00:04:10No.
00:04:14Sorry.
00:04:17Thanks.
00:04:18You all right?
00:04:18Yeah, thanks.
00:04:22What are you doing?
00:04:24What are you doing?
00:04:25I'm not going to go of his hair.
00:04:27What are you doing?
00:04:28I'm not holding your hand.
00:04:31I'm not holding your hand.
00:04:32Let go of my hand.
00:04:34Dude, I'm not holding your hand.
00:04:35I'm not holding your hand, dude.
00:04:36Oh, you want to do a little clothing?
00:04:38Now, you take care of this man.
00:04:46Hey, can we interview any of you guys from a movie we're making?
00:04:50It's so easy.
00:04:51We just ask you questions about bullies.
00:04:52That's all.
00:04:55It's fun.
00:04:57Yeah, it's simple, and it's kind of funny.
00:04:59You get to wear a wireless microphone.
00:05:01Oh, God.
00:05:02It's like attached to your shirt or something?
00:05:05Uh-oh.
00:05:06These things are really wicked.
00:05:08Okay.
00:05:10Uh, so, can you tell us what do you think about bullying, in general?
00:05:17Uh...
00:05:17Apart from that, it sucks.
00:05:18Actually, no...
00:05:19Yeah, that's all I can think of saying, actually.
00:05:20I was going to say, what advice do you have for people who get bullied a lot?
00:05:25Um...
00:05:25Well, you've got to talk to somebody.
00:05:27Like, and there are many, many teachers that you can talk to, both genders.
00:05:33There's lots of support, certainly in this school, but I think just about in every school,
00:05:37there's certainly, uh...
00:05:39Kids know who's safe, I think, in terms of teachers, and if they don't, they've just got to take that
00:05:44leap.
00:05:44It's, like, uh, probably the, you know, it's a big step they've got to take.
00:05:48I kind of, the teachers don't really do much, because there's been, like, fights break out in the hall,
00:05:51and the teachers try to get involved, and somebody will, like, punch the teacher, so...
00:05:55I don't know, just, if you can't talk to them, and they're keeping it up, no one wants to help
00:06:01you,
00:06:01then I guess you're up to do it right back, I don't know, like, you have to.
00:06:09Malka, baby, Malka, baby.
00:06:21You know, if people don't get this, it is going to backfire so hard.
00:06:26I'm going to get beaten up.
00:06:27You already get beaten up all the time.
00:06:29I'm going to get beaten to death.
00:06:31Do you see this?
00:06:33I'm going to get beaten to death.
00:06:35Why don't we, listen to this, why don't we just get a real girl?
00:06:38Well, we bring the cameras to class, and we film Chrissy after she's done her presentation,
00:06:44and we just put that wholesale into the movie.
00:06:48Okay, so, this is Chrissy B, and Chrissy H, and this is our project for co-class.
00:06:57Come with us, let's go.
00:06:59We're going to kill these guys.
00:07:01Guys, shut up.
00:07:02I didn't see why you would ask me.
00:07:06The 30s is going to kill this.
00:07:08Hey, Matt, you want to shut up?
00:07:09Shut up.
00:07:10Shut up.
00:07:11Shut up.
00:07:12My fashion?
00:07:13Your passion.
00:07:14Damn.
00:07:16Wow, I didn't think I had my own sense of style.
00:07:19Nobody inspires you, sir?
00:07:20Well, when I was younger, my sister, when she was older.
00:07:22She's out of a celebrity, I don't think.
00:07:24Oh, when I see a celebrity.
00:07:25Move your big fucking head.
00:07:29Well done, well done.
00:07:30Matt.
00:07:30Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:31You're like big dicks.
00:07:35Hey, what's up with your mom's tits?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:39Good.
00:07:40Evan, can you get the lights, please?
00:07:42Excellent.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:45So, folks, do we have any questions for these ladies about the film?
00:07:51About their movie?
00:07:53Anyone have any questions?
00:07:55Matt.
00:07:56Matt.
00:07:56Matt.
00:07:57Big Matt.
00:07:58I was wondering why you shouted, help, please save me, in the movie?
00:08:03What?
00:08:04Why did you shout, help, please save me?
00:08:07I didn't say that.
00:08:08Didn't say what?
00:08:09Sorry?
00:08:10I didn't say that.
00:08:12Didn't say what?
00:08:13I didn't say, help, please save me.
00:08:16I didn't say that.
00:08:23Help, please save me.
00:08:25Help, please save me.
00:08:29Purple Glove.
00:08:32Yo, don't let them detect us anywhere near this compound.
00:08:35This is my house.
00:08:36Help, please save me.
00:08:37Yo, bitch, what the fuck?
00:08:38Are you kidding me?
00:08:40You're gonna taste the Purple Glove.
00:08:43You don't think this is funny?
00:08:45We can't use this.
00:08:46Why?
00:08:47It's hilarious.
00:08:48Chrissy's gonna flip her noodle when she sees this.
00:08:50What do we care what Chrissy thinks about this movie?
00:08:54Of course she's gonna be mad.
00:08:55We stole her image.
00:08:56So then let's take it out.
00:08:57I don't think it's good if she's mad.
00:08:59Why?
00:09:00You were behind this before.
00:09:01It's bad.
00:09:02It's bad if Chrissy flips that.
00:09:04Oh, it's bad for you.
00:09:07It's bad for you.
00:09:09Look at that.
00:09:10What are you doing?
00:09:10I'm fucking with your mic.
00:09:12You're letting your hopeless crush get in the way of our movie.
00:09:15It's not a hopeless crush.
00:09:17In grade three, she gave a note to her friend to give to me that said, I like you as
00:09:22a 10 out of 10.
00:09:24Bullshit.
00:09:26It's not bullshit.
00:09:27That happened in grade three.
00:09:28You're making this up because you want me to take out the shot?
00:09:30You want me to think that you have a chance with her.
00:09:32No, I'm telling you the truth, which is why I want you to take out the shot.
00:09:35Hot Chrissy had a crush on you in grade three?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:37A long time ago, but yeah.
00:09:39What happened?
00:09:40You flip your noodle?
00:09:42One more time.
00:09:42Okay.
00:09:43Riverbank scene Foley.
00:09:45Take two.
00:09:45Old man passing by off screen with a change in his pockets.
00:09:56Hey, get that back.
00:09:57Get down from there.
00:09:59All right.
00:10:00Oh, I haven't eaten in days.
00:10:02Get away from here, beggar.
00:10:03You're not welcome.
00:10:05All right, fine.
00:10:06I'll go.
00:10:07What are you doing?
00:10:08What are you doing?
00:10:09This is background character voices.
00:10:11It's Foley.
00:10:12Like in Baldur's Gate, how like when you pass by the inn, they always have that conversation
00:10:16between the two people.
00:10:18Well, I'll just go into town and I'll tell you, and it drifts, you know what I mean?
00:10:22It kind of fades out.
00:10:23It's the video game characters in the background of every scene.
00:10:25This is an old beggar in Seagull.
00:10:28Arr!
00:10:29Arr!
00:10:31Hey, well, there's more supper than me.
00:10:36Don't laugh, dude.
00:10:37I've got to get a clean take.
00:10:40Stop laughing.
00:10:42I don't understand how Foley works.
00:10:44Why are you in your underwear?
00:10:45It's Foley.
00:10:47You know what?
00:10:48If Chrissy actually had a crush on you, we could have just asked her to be in the movie
00:10:51for real.
00:10:52She doesn't still have a crush on me.
00:10:54Yeah, but maybe she does.
00:10:55She lets you engrave through.
00:10:56That stuff doesn't just go away.
00:10:59How could we figure out if she still likes you?
00:11:01I know what we do.
00:11:02We will put a microphone on her locker.
00:11:07That's a great idea.
00:11:08That's not crazy.
00:11:10If we put a microphone on her locker, and then we'll get Owen to walk by like that,
00:11:16and then she'll say either, oh my God, there goes Owen, or this fucking faggot, get him
00:11:22out of there.
00:11:24Yeah, that's actually a pretty good plan.
00:11:25Oh, you do that walk from Malcolm X.
00:11:28Do you know that one that Spike Lee teaches Denzel?
00:11:32And then in grade, I don't know what we were writing, when this girl was 16 or something,
00:11:37she got this butterfly tattoo, now she has, it's very cartoonish.
00:11:41I don't like it at all.
00:11:41She has Aja wing on her.
00:11:42It didn't take.
00:11:42It didn't take.
00:11:43They didn't notice.
00:11:44Oh, they didn't notice.
00:11:45They didn't notice.
00:11:45Remember, grab the ring and swing that arm, like that.
00:11:49Go, go, go, go.
00:11:51I don't know.
00:11:52I didn't think about that.
00:11:53I think, you know what, I think I want to keep...
00:12:00I think I'm going to have to do it half a half down this year.
00:12:03The last year, when I helped it all the way down.
00:12:05They can hear everything they say.
00:12:08These, this girl is so stupid.
00:12:11Oh, shut up.
00:12:23It would have been better if they didn't laugh like it was a joke afterwards.
00:12:28Uh, okay.
00:12:30So, uh, so, the dirties, what am I supposed to say?
00:12:33The dirties?
00:12:34You say, the dirties, you let me worry about the dirties, you two work on your grades.
00:12:38You're both, flunk, failing.
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:41The dirties, you let me worry about the dirties, you work on your grades.
00:12:43You're both, uh, failing?
00:12:46Yeah.
00:12:46And then we're going to go back...
00:12:47What?
00:12:48Listen, the deputy wants this case.
00:12:50The deputy?
00:12:50The deputy doesn't want this case.
00:12:52Your own teacher's telling me to do you on this.
00:12:54I told you this guy's useless.
00:12:55Listen, why don't you go a double...
00:12:57Why don't you go above the deputy's head?
00:12:59Chain of command.
00:13:01I told you this guy's useless.
00:13:02That's it.
00:13:03Give me your badges.
00:13:07And now?
00:13:08Ah!
00:13:10No or ah?
00:13:11Go ah!
00:13:12Ah!
00:13:13Ah!
00:13:14Ah!
00:13:16Mr. Muldoon?
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:20Get it from the exact same angle that you had it from before.
00:13:23So that we're in the exact same spot.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:27Is this right?
00:13:29Yeah, yeah.
00:13:30Well, where...
00:13:30What did I say?
00:13:31What did he say?
00:13:33Jack...
00:13:33We mean, he says chain of command, and we say this guy's useless.
00:13:36Let me do my McNelton line first.
00:13:37God, this is going to be fucking amazing.
00:13:39You know what's amazing is that even after all these years,
00:13:41Kurt Cobain still looks better than Courtney Love.
00:13:44That's funny.
00:13:44Kurt Cobain still looks better than Courtney Love.
00:13:47That's not original.
00:13:48It's stolen.
00:13:48It's stolen.
00:13:49Oh, oh, oh, Matt and Owen.
00:13:51Hey, Owen, tell your mom I had a good time in her bed last night.
00:13:56Matt, have you tried her apple custard?
00:13:59Ugh.
00:14:01It was disgusting.
00:14:02It was delicious.
00:14:03I'll bet, man.
00:14:05What the fuck is he talking about, her apple custard?
00:14:08You on us?
00:14:09Come on, Joe.
00:14:10This is supposed to look really cinematic, this shot, because it's the last shot of the movie.
00:14:18That's it.
00:14:19You know what's so funny?
00:14:20I can't, I'm so excited about this being the last shot.
00:14:22I'm thinking about, I know I want to do it too, but what do you think about this for an
00:14:27idea?
00:14:27If at the end of this, we shoot a montage of us, like, jumping around exciting and celebrating this,
00:14:34celebrating finishing the movie, and we can put in that wicked song by Best Coast.
00:14:38The world is lazy
00:14:44But you and me, we're just crazy
00:14:49So when I'm with you, I have fun
00:14:54Yeah, when I'm with you, I have fun
00:14:57Yeah, when I'm with you, I have fun
00:15:00Yeah, when I'm with you, I have fun
00:15:17Yeah, when I'm with you, I have fun
00:15:34Come on, Roach
00:15:37There they are, man
00:15:38Now stay low, and keep quiet
00:15:45Alright, we've got three foot marbles going east in front of the school, all smoking
00:15:52Use the smoke for windage
00:15:55Hitman 225, this is Hitman 3 Romeo Actual
00:15:57We have contact with dirties
00:15:59245 yards
00:16:01Alright, Roach
00:16:02That dirty with the green bandana
00:16:04Let's blow his dick off
00:16:06Should be a tough shot
00:16:07400 yards, and his dick looks to be the size of a swamp pepper
00:16:12Take down these faggots
00:16:13Don't say faggot
00:16:23That's me doing a joker from Dark Knight
00:16:31Hot as hell, he's not in the post
00:16:33Yo, you get the stuff?
00:16:36The dirties
00:16:38Give me the keys, cock-sucking motherfuckers
00:16:40Give me the keys, you cock-sucking motherfuckers
00:16:48What am I gonna do with you guys?
00:16:50The fucking dirties are running this school
00:16:52You stupid motherfucker
00:16:54The dirties?
00:16:56You let me worry about the dirties
00:16:57You should be worrying about yourselves
00:17:00Did you know you're both failing?
00:17:01Oh, we're failing?
00:17:02Guess what, newsflash?
00:17:03We don't give a fuck, man
00:17:05We're out here to kill
00:17:07Too many extracurriculars, Matt
00:17:09Too many extracurriculars?
00:17:11We're gonna get the fucking dirties
00:17:15And then we're gonna fucking come for you, you son of a bitch
00:17:17Chain of command
00:17:18This guy was fucking useless
00:17:19He's a bureaucrat
00:17:21Badges
00:17:22Give me your badges
00:17:23Badges?
00:17:25Badges?
00:17:26We don't need no stinking badges
00:17:30Give me the keys, you cock-sucking motherfuckers
00:17:33Badges
00:17:34Badges
00:17:34Badges
00:17:34Badges
00:18:02Badges
00:18:04you guys gotta make some changes
00:18:06why hold on hold on hold on hold on
00:18:08you gotta make some changes
00:18:09you gotta cut the swearing
00:18:11uh the guns have gotta go
00:18:13no no we can leave the swearing
00:18:15I don't think we can have a film
00:18:17where you're shooting your teacher
00:18:19I don't think that works either
00:18:21you're gonna gut it you're talking about gutting the movie
00:18:23I'm not gutting it listen think of it like this
00:18:26it's you've made an R rated movie
00:18:28you're the directors that's your director's cut
00:18:30okay now think of it
00:18:32like I'm your producer and I'm saying
00:18:33listen if you want to get it into theaters
00:18:35we need to put a PG rating on it
00:18:37PG-13 you gotta take all that stuff out
00:18:40take a chance with us
00:18:42take a risk
00:18:43take a risk with us
00:18:47come on
00:18:48listen here's what we're gonna do
00:18:49you guys are gonna take this footage
00:18:51okay you've got a great rough cut
00:18:53you're gonna take out that stuff
00:18:56you're gonna bring it tomorrow
00:18:57you're gonna show me a better version
00:18:58without all that stuff in it
00:19:00okay just a you're gonna tighten it up
00:19:03and the challenge for you is to make
00:19:07okay folks
00:19:08can I have your attention please
00:19:09can I have your attention
00:19:11up here
00:19:13teacher teaching the class now
00:19:15thank you
00:19:16why please
00:19:17okay we got something really exciting for you today
00:19:20Matt and Owen have made
00:19:22made a bit of an epic for you guys
00:19:26I saw a sneak peek the other day
00:19:28and it was extreme
00:19:29but really great stuff
00:19:33it's got everything
00:19:34it's action, comedy
00:19:36a bit of a romance
00:19:38and a bit of a gender bender
00:19:41genre bender
00:19:42it's a genre bender
00:19:43what's that?
00:19:44it's a genre bender
00:19:46genre bender
00:19:48do you guys want to come up
00:19:50and talk about it a little bit?
00:19:51no?
00:19:52okay
00:19:53so uh
00:19:55then without further ado
00:19:56uh let's
00:19:58let's go
00:19:58can we have the lights please?
00:20:01okay
00:20:04ready?
00:20:07okay
00:20:07shh
00:20:11shh
00:20:16are you fucking killing me?
00:20:18yeah
00:20:34thanks for meeting me on such short notice
00:20:36shut up this is a motion picture
00:20:37trust me when the department's the only place to think of
00:20:41I need to know I can trust you
00:20:42of course you can trust me
00:20:44well you sign a blood open thing
00:20:45show me the knife
00:20:46this is conductive Johnson
00:20:49guys just watch
00:20:50watch the
00:20:51watch the face
00:20:52okay
00:20:53and no going back now
00:20:55rookie
00:20:55they're going to share AIDS
00:20:56ah
00:20:58are you sure the dirties are here?
00:21:01the place the rectum lounge
00:21:03it's going to be awkward
00:21:04I used to date one of the singers here
00:21:06I hear she's a knockout
00:21:07it is for once
00:21:18can we please be quiet?
00:21:19let's give him our attention please
00:21:21watch it
00:21:22this place has character
00:21:24but I don't think it's the height of the thirties
00:21:27that's my girl
00:21:32he probably doesn't even recognize me
00:21:34we both look like different people
00:21:59it's like she's trying to sing with us
00:22:01How can you be a child?
00:22:04I can change the world to shine.
00:22:07I can change the world to shine.
00:22:19What the fuck? What the fuck?
00:22:22Fuck you, dirties! Fuck you!
00:22:26Fuck. Fuck.
00:22:27Fuck. Did you take away from me?
00:22:28Is it bleeding? Is it bleeding?
00:22:31Jesus Christ.
00:22:34Jesus Christ.
00:22:36Fuck.
00:22:38Dude, let me see. Let me see.
00:22:39Fuck off.
00:22:40What are you mad at me for?
00:22:43Just don't touch me.
00:22:48Did you see that?
00:22:50No, what happened?
00:22:51My friend got hit with a rock.
00:22:52Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:22:54Don't touch me.
00:22:56Okay. Fuck.
00:23:01Fuck.
00:23:01Don't touch me.
00:23:04Fuck.
00:23:05Do you need help?
00:23:07No, he's okay. He just got hit.
00:23:09Come on, Kevin.
00:23:09He hit it by what?
00:23:10Uh, by a stone.
00:23:21Fuck.
00:23:24Fuck.
00:23:25Fuck.
00:23:26Fuck.
00:23:27Fuck.
00:23:27Fuck.
00:23:28Fuck.
00:23:28What we should have done is just actually shot those guys if we'd actually just gone and killed all the
00:23:34dirties
00:23:34Imagine if that if we showed that movie to class. Oh my god
00:23:37What a movie of everybody dead? No, if you go if we went in a week
00:23:42If we just went and shot that what did Muldoon say you can't this is you can't make a school
00:23:47shooting movie if we made a movie
00:23:49Where we went in and we just shot the bad guys
00:23:51Yeah, that's what we did in our movie
00:23:52But if we actually did it if we actually went with real guns and actually killed only the bad guys
00:23:58But we just blew them away all on camera both tunes like you know guys. It's just really
00:24:04You did you didn't listen to me?
00:24:06I thought I said it was too dark before when you were pretending to kill these guys now you actually
00:24:10kill them. Oh
00:24:12You're actually going to kill these guys
00:24:21Oh, this is so sick and
00:24:24The key is gonna be making sure that everybody knows we're just there for the dirties
00:24:28They know that we're just there to get the bad guys and we can wear it. We can wear shirts
00:24:31that are like we're just here for the bad guys
00:24:33We have a megaphone. It's like everybody everybody. Don't worry
00:24:35I know we look dangerous and we are but we're not here to kill anybody who didn't bully us if
00:24:41you bullied us
00:24:43Holy shit, you shouldn't be scared
00:24:45Because we are actually gonna kill you. Actually. This is a wicked idea. We got to write this stuff down
00:24:50the dirties, too
00:25:00Oh
00:25:01Oh my god
00:25:08You guys want some popcorn
00:25:17I
00:25:18I
00:25:18I
00:25:21I
00:25:21I
00:25:23I
00:25:24I
00:25:25I
00:25:29I
00:25:30I
00:25:31I
00:25:36Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
00:25:46It's a hard thing about writing songs, even any little...
00:25:48Owen, what about this?
00:25:51For the shooting?
00:25:56I guess it's not safe because this, what are we, we're promoting a choking hazard.
00:25:59What did they say as a kid?
00:26:01You'll die?
00:26:02Bags used to say that.
00:26:03Put this over a child's head and the child will die.
00:26:06They say you'll suffocate.
00:26:07We'll suffocate.
00:26:08Well, what the hell is this?
00:26:14I'm fine.
00:26:15What about this shirt?
00:26:17Is this shirt too much?
00:26:19Wear tearaways?
00:26:20Both of us wear tearaways?
00:26:21And so we walk into school and people are like,
00:26:23Oh my God, look at those gay tearaways.
00:26:25And we're like...
00:26:26Shhh.
00:26:31Is this perfect?
00:26:35Crazy killers always obsessed with Catcher in the Rye.
00:26:38I like how you're wearing that hunting hat.
00:26:40The way you like it.
00:26:41No, wrong.
00:26:43That's better.
00:26:43The point is, isn't this wicked?
00:26:45Yes.
00:26:46School shooting?
00:26:47This is Catcher in the Rye-themed school shooting.
00:26:49It's like we're planning a prom.
00:27:03I hate this shit again.
00:27:04This makes no fucking sense.
00:27:05I love it.
00:27:06I want to make this place.
00:27:17Great.
00:27:46Just any pair of jeans and any shirt.
00:27:48Can you bring two?
00:27:50Can you bring some for Owen too?
00:27:53No, my phone got soaked.
00:27:55That's why I'm calling you on a pay phone.
00:27:58No, I didn't do it.
00:28:00Mom, mom, mom.
00:28:03No, it just got thrown in the toilet.
00:28:07I'm telling you.
00:28:08That's why I'm calling you on a pay phone.
00:28:12Just, can you bring clothes to the school?
00:28:14I'm in my gym clothes.
00:28:18Bitch.
00:28:23Why is your phone wet?
00:28:24Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:26Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:28Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:32Why didn't you call me on my cell phone?
00:28:32Okay well...
00:28:34Matt, is she bringing him now?
00:28:36Yeah, go to class.
00:28:37I'll wait here for her.
00:28:46oh yeah what's this motherfucker what the fuck is this what the fuck is this who did this
00:28:53you did who else
00:29:22hi I'm trying to get blueprints on my high school for a school project I'm doing it's called Westmount
00:29:26hi yeah thank you so much hi I'm trying to get blueprints of my school for a project I'm doing
00:29:57okay thanks a lot man see ya is it not at all a concern do you think that they gave
00:30:06me everything
00:30:08with no I didn't even have to show them my student card
00:30:14they gave me everything how much does it cost to print this
00:30:31what was the name of that guy who threw the rocket on
00:30:46just don't make it obvious don't don't make it obvious
00:30:52I don't care she can see me that's fine I have no idea I'm just I'm an appreciator it's like
00:30:57a piece
00:30:57of art it's pretty sweet Owen is obsessed with her I'm obsessed with her you are obsessed you are
00:31:04obsessed with her I'm not obsessed yes you're obsessed with her if there's anything I learned
00:31:07what life you have right what life you have right what life you have right what the fuck did you
00:31:15just
00:31:15do I'm sorry why don't you try paying fucking attention look at this you got fucking shit all
00:31:22over my shirt this shirt is expensive okay I'm sorry why don't you try looking at me why you looking
00:31:26at the ground for look at me I'm right here I will just ruin my fucking lunch knock shit on
00:31:29the ground
00:31:30got it on my shirt shit you don't apologize for that get up okay I'm sorry the fuck was that
00:31:38I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt your lunch or anything like that so how about you go
00:31:40what the fuck are you guys doing throw the fuck up shit finish your fucking game pick that shit up
00:31:46have a good fucking day
00:32:05Feeney Feeney Feeney Feeney
00:32:16Feeney Feeney Feeney
00:32:41Put your mic on for one second. It'll take you two seconds. Put your mic on.
00:32:45Is this a classic break? Out?
00:32:52I can't come out, obviously.
00:32:55Get your bike!
00:32:58I'm springing you, Jimmy!
00:33:00One, two, three, four.
00:33:26Cush a bit, a little bit. Roll it up, take a hit.
00:33:30Feeling lit, feeling like 2 a.m. summer night.
00:33:35I don't care. Hands on the wheel, driving junk.
00:33:37I'm doing my thing. Roll in the Midwest side now.
00:33:40Living my life, getting out dreams.
00:33:43People told me, slow my roll.
00:33:45I'm screaming out, fuck that.
00:33:47I'm gonna do just what I want.
00:33:49And there ain't no turning back.
00:33:51If I fall, if I die, know I lived it to the fullest.
00:33:55If I fall, if I die, know I lived in this immolest.
00:33:59I'm on the pursuit of happiness.
00:34:02And I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold.
00:34:07I'll be fine once I'll get in.
00:34:12And I'll be good.
00:34:19What is it? What's that called?
00:34:25What is it? What is it? What is that called?
00:34:27I don't know. I call it double talk.
00:34:29You call it double talk? You invented it?
00:34:31No. Some people call it double talk. Some call it gibberish.
00:34:33The girls I learned it from at camp when I was a kid called it double talk.
00:34:38How do you do it?
00:34:39Iti go, iti gish, iti goo, iti ga.
00:34:41Iti ghi, iti ghi, iti gha.
00:34:42Iti ghi, iti ghi, iti gha.
00:34:44You know, Anika Popil told me in grade six.
00:34:47She was like, yeah, me and Mark are supposed to have sex today but then stuff started coming out of
00:34:53there.
00:34:54And it was grade six and I was still wearing like ninja teddy sweatpants.
00:34:59And I was like, what?
00:35:01Ninja teddy?
00:35:03Yeah, Ryan Guhooly once told me that when I was in the arcade right by the school.
00:35:09Remember we used to be right by that arcade by the school?
00:35:11And Ryan Guhooly told me, hey, yo, Johnson, sweatpants are out.
00:35:18And I just walked away. I had left two quarters on the machine.
00:35:22Really?
00:35:22I'm serious. Oh, it killed me. It killed me.
00:35:25It was the first time I really got bullied like...
00:35:30Like just for being myself, you know what I mean?
00:35:35What was the name of that guy who threw the rock at you?
00:35:42Sean.
00:35:46What's his last name?
00:35:50Spirit.
00:36:06Who else is like a dirty for sure?
00:36:17Jackman.
00:36:28Dylan.
00:36:33Hold this.
00:36:38Oh, so it's 8 by, wow, that's way more than enough.
00:36:438 by 62.
00:36:45Grab the other end of this.
00:36:47It's funny, eh?
00:36:48This is when the Pythagorean theorem would probably really help us.
00:36:52Move back there.
00:36:53What's wrong with you?
00:36:53What's going on?
00:36:54Are you sure we should be doing this right now?
00:36:56Doing what?
00:36:57We're measuring the school.
00:36:58There's nothing wrong with this.
00:36:59But it looks bad.
00:37:04Ah, you're being such a freak.
00:37:06What do you think people are going to think?
00:37:08That we're dangerous because we're measuring things in the hallway?
00:37:10We look totally innocent.
00:37:11Look at you.
00:37:12We don't look innocent.
00:37:12We look ridiculous.
00:37:14No, we don't.
00:37:15We look very conspicuous.
00:37:16I look like Encyclopedia Brown.
00:37:19What does this look like to you?
00:37:20What does this look like to you?
00:37:21You're walking by.
00:37:21You're just a regular person.
00:37:22I don't know.
00:37:23Jared, what does this look like?
00:37:24Here I am measuring something.
00:37:26Okay, but you...
00:37:27I took a picture of it.
00:37:28What does it honestly look like?
00:37:29It looks like...
00:37:29What's it look like?
00:37:31Here, I'm Mr. Trish.
00:37:31Does this look dangerous to you?
00:37:32Stop.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33Let's do that.
00:37:34Let's do that.
00:37:34Does this look dangerous, Chrissy?
00:37:36I'm measuring Owen.
00:37:37We're planning a school shooting.
00:37:39Really?
00:37:40Yeah.
00:37:40Awesome.
00:37:41You want us to kill anybody for you, or...?
00:37:43Yeah, maybe Mr. Bird.
00:37:46Actually, Chrissy, did you do the bio?
00:37:49No, actually, I haven't.
00:37:50Have you?
00:37:51No, but Owen, he's going to text it to me later.
00:37:52Do you want him to text it to you?
00:37:55Sure.
00:37:55Here, put your number in this.
00:38:03Good luck with your shooting.
00:38:06Don't tell anybody.
00:38:07I won't.
00:38:12Okay, I think she's going to talk.
00:38:13We've got to get rid of her.
00:38:14Okay, okay.
00:38:15We've got to get rid of her.
00:38:15She knows the whole plan.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17She saw me measuring you.
00:38:18I understand.
00:38:19I was being so...
00:38:19I even told her.
00:38:20I even told her about the shooting.
00:38:22She's got to die.
00:38:24Fuck.
00:38:25Dude, we've got to kill your girlfriend.
00:38:27Can you give me the phone?
00:38:28How am I going to text her bio homework?
00:38:29I don't know why she bought that.
00:38:31I have no idea why she said yes.
00:38:33She's an idiot.
00:38:34Maybe she just likes you.
00:38:36You're next time?
00:38:37Well, why is she agreeing to have you text her an entire bio lab?
00:38:40It doesn't even make sense.
00:38:43No, it doesn't.
00:38:44So we'll get home, do the bio homework as soon as we...
00:38:49I'm okay.
00:38:50I'm okay.
00:38:51What are you freaking out for?
00:38:55Oh, I have this here.
00:39:02Okay, text Chrissy and tell her to call you at 9.
00:39:05Why?
00:39:06What happens at 9?
00:39:07Just do it!
00:39:08That's Chrissy.
00:39:08Are you ready?
00:39:09Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:39:10With your stuff?
00:39:11Hold on.
00:39:12Jesus.
00:39:19Hello?
00:39:24Hi, sorry, I'm at a party.
00:39:26I can't talk.
00:39:27I can't really hear you.
00:39:28Who is this?
00:39:33Okay, sorry.
00:39:34I'm going to go somewhere I can hear you better, okay?
00:39:35It's just really noisy here at this party.
00:39:42No, no, no, it's fine.
00:39:44Just one sec.
00:39:55Hi, okay, Chrissy, sorry.
00:39:57Can you hear me now?
00:40:00Okay, great.
00:40:01Sorry, what were you calling about?
00:40:07Oh, right, the homework.
00:40:10Yeah, I mean, I did a little bit of it, but it doesn't, I mean, it's just school.
00:40:13Who cares?
00:40:27Have you ever read Don't Care High?
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:33Corman?
00:40:34Yeah, with all the spare lockers.
00:40:36Oh, right, the guy is like the baron of spare lockers.
00:40:39Hi, Owen.
00:40:41Do you see that?
00:40:44Did you get that?
00:40:47It's not that she just said hi.
00:40:49It's that she said hi in front of everybody in the hallway.
00:40:52That's not just a regular hi.
00:40:53It's not like, hi, how are you, while you're walking home.
00:40:55It was in front of everybody.
00:40:56Do you understand?
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:57It's how big that is.
00:40:58I understand, okay, what about this?
00:41:00Now, I sit in the hallway, I play guitar, I'm just waiting.
00:41:04She walks by, I play, like, some romantic song.
00:41:06She's like, Owen, that's the best song.
00:41:08I said, what are you talking about?
00:41:10Girls like guitar.
00:41:11You don't like that?
00:41:11You sound like me, coming up with a terrible plan.
00:41:14Okay, then.
00:41:14That plan sucks.
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:15You're like a Spanish gangster, waiting for her.
00:41:18Listen, that's fine.
00:41:19Then you do you, coming up with a good plan.
00:41:22I will come up with a good plan.
00:41:23Tell me a good plan right now.
00:41:24Let me do it after I get back from my cottage.
00:41:26Oh, weekend?
00:41:27Me waiting, sitting on this news?
00:41:28Tell me a plan.
00:41:29I need a plan.
00:41:30Oh, I can't come up with something right now.
00:41:31Yes, you can.
00:41:32Do it.
00:41:32Wait three days.
00:41:33I'll be back.
00:41:33Come up with a plan right now.
00:41:34I need a plan.
00:41:36Are you bullying me?
00:41:37Listen, I can't wait for you to come back from your cottage,
00:41:39is what I'm telling you.
00:41:39Let me come to your cottage with you.
00:41:41You know, I'm going up there to just fire guns with my cousin Nelson.
00:41:44See the scared guy who always wears sunglasses?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:49I like guns.
00:42:15So you want to close your left eye and then line up the sights.
00:42:21Like, what does line up the sights mean?
00:42:23Put this white one level and in between that little notch.
00:42:28Like that?
00:42:29But that's not going to like kick back and hit me in the face or something?
00:42:32Uh.
00:42:36Well, on the count of what?
00:42:38Countdown from 50?
00:42:39Whoa, shit.
00:42:56Do you want to buzz one by my head just so I see what it's like?
00:43:01Just so I can feel it?
00:43:03All right.
00:43:04Just buzz one by me.
00:43:06It'll be like I'm riding my bike past a B.
00:43:09Whoa!
00:43:12Hold on, guys.
00:43:13I need a drink.
00:43:15Ha!
00:43:16Ha!
00:43:17Ha!
00:43:31Embryo.
00:43:33I'm missing out on most of the buckwheat snow.
00:43:39Just where I went to pop up
00:43:47What's inside your charmed mail
00:43:50And it's fine
00:43:53Don't worry all I've been to the power
00:43:57It seems so good to go
00:44:00It's so slow
00:44:03Time oil
00:44:06Oh my God
00:44:07So we don't spoil
00:44:11Come on, come on
00:44:15Me so strong
00:44:17It's fine, it's fine
00:44:21It's in fire
00:44:56See?
00:45:01Oh my God
00:45:03I hate you
00:45:15Why do you do that after you get me to trust you?
00:45:17Because
00:45:18This is why I don't trust you
00:45:19Yeah, but it's good to trust somebody and not trust somebody at the same time
00:45:24It'll be fine
00:45:25It'll be fine
00:45:26Nelson said it doesn't matter
00:45:28But where is Nelson?
00:45:29Nelson's up at the fire
00:45:30Just watch out, watch out
00:45:31Watch out, there's mud on the ground
00:45:33Matt
00:45:34Just come on
00:45:35Matt
00:45:35Owen, come on
00:45:36Nelson, you're sure it's okay that we're here with you guys?
00:45:39Yeah
00:45:40Wicked
00:45:40This is your friend?
00:45:42Yeah, this is Scott
00:45:42I don't think you've met Scott
00:45:44This is Matt
00:45:44Nice to meet you
00:45:48I don't know if it's already to be wearing this, but
00:45:50It's the only coat I had
00:45:51I guess I could take it off
00:45:53It's the only one we had at the cottage
00:45:55I know I look like an Indian chief
00:45:57My plan right now is for us to go back home and bake a cake
00:46:02And then have Owen run into the cafeteria
00:46:05And pretend he stole it from a home ec class
00:46:08And put it in front of her and her friends
00:46:10Sort of at the cool table
00:46:10And be like
00:46:11Chrissy, I just stole this cake from a home ec class
00:46:14Do you want to eat it?
00:46:15And then she'll think, oh man, this guy's badass because he stole the cake
00:46:17Do you think that'll work?
00:46:19Um, I don't know
00:46:21Cake plan
00:46:22I don't know if that'll work
00:46:23I think that's kind of corny
00:46:25I, no, no, no, no
00:46:26I think we're thinking like in movies
00:46:27That's like what you do on
00:46:29But that stuff actually works
00:46:30And it's not like he gives you the cake when you marry me
00:46:33I play guitar
00:46:35And that's just a general thing
00:46:37And I find some way to show that I play guitar
00:46:39In public is the point
00:46:41What you love, yeah
00:46:42Right
00:46:43I think that's good, it shows like off you totally
00:46:45Right
00:46:46I think that'd be super cool
00:46:47That's what I think, that's better than the cake thing
00:46:48Yeah, and then if she says anything
00:46:50Just like, yeah, maybe we should get a coffee or something sometime
00:46:53And if she doesn't, it's no big deal
00:46:55No, no, no
00:46:55It's nothing lost
00:46:56No, nothing lost, nothing gained
00:46:58Don't be creepy about it
00:47:00I'm not creepy
00:47:00No, I'm just saying
00:47:01Cake plan's creepy
00:47:02Like the cake is creepy
00:47:03That's why
00:47:03I'm not creepy
00:47:04Don't do the cake plan
00:47:05So the key is to act paranoid
00:47:06As soon as you run up to her
00:47:08You gotta act like you actually are in trouble
00:47:10And that if you don't sit down
00:47:11You're gonna be
00:47:12You're gonna get fucked
00:47:12Okay
00:47:13So you say
00:47:13Hey Chrissy, can I sit down please
00:47:14I really need to sit down so badly
00:47:16Hey, fuck
00:47:17I just stole this cake from home at class
00:47:19Exactly
00:47:19Can I sit down?
00:47:20And then once you're sitting down
00:47:20It's fine
00:47:21I gotta sit down
00:47:22And then what you're trying to do
00:47:23Is get to a point
00:47:24Where you and her are just eating cake together
00:47:25And it's a casual
00:47:28Casual lunch date
00:47:29And it's nothing
00:47:30And if it doesn't work
00:47:31If she's like
00:47:32No, fuck you
00:47:32You just LeBron James her
00:47:34You have some flour
00:47:42Okay, hold
00:47:42I just stole this cake
00:47:44From a home at class
00:47:46We should eat it
00:47:47Do you guys wanna eat it?
00:47:48Alright
00:47:48Come sit down
00:47:49Okay
00:47:50I grabbed some forks and plates too
00:47:53Nice
00:47:54Yeah
00:47:55Hold on, that's a class's cake
00:47:56Some other kids made that
00:47:57Yeah
00:47:58It was just sitting there
00:47:59So I grabbed it
00:48:00So they're gonna fail mine
00:48:01Because of you
00:48:01Stop
00:48:03I'm sorry
00:48:04Did I offend you?
00:48:07No
00:48:09Ooh, his birthday
00:48:11Evan got us a cake
00:48:13Owen got us a cake
00:48:18It's so good
00:48:20Yeah, no
00:48:21You can
00:48:21Yeah, it takes some
00:48:24Okay again, buddy
00:48:24What do you think?
00:48:25It's actually so good
00:48:30What the fuck was that?
00:48:32What are you talking about?
00:48:33That was amazing
00:48:33What was that?
00:48:34That wasn't the plan
00:48:36Chrissy loved you
00:48:38Not Chrissy
00:48:38Dude, the dirties
00:48:39You gave the cake to the dirties
00:48:41I watched you
00:48:42You gave the cake to the dirties
00:48:44Yeah, I did
00:48:44It was for Chrissy
00:48:45And she thought it was amazing
00:48:46Dude, I don't care
00:48:47Everybody thought it was amazing
00:48:48What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:48:53Chrissy thought it was great
00:48:54Fuck, idiot, dude
00:48:56It was amazing
00:48:57It was really cool
00:48:59I I coulduela
00:49:00Hope you enjoyed this
00:49:01This place
00:49:02And here
00:49:07Is there a bigger deal
00:49:13I'll be like OK
00:49:14I remember
00:49:14You're
00:49:15You're
00:49:17They're
00:49:22I'm
00:49:23So
00:49:24I'm
00:49:25a
00:49:37We should get a catcher in a ride.
00:49:41Isn't it funny?
00:49:42We just get all of these?
00:49:45What do you mean?
00:49:46We should check all these out.
00:49:47We seem crazy.
00:49:49Six copies of catcher in a ride.
00:49:50We should check all these out right now.
00:49:52Take these three.
00:49:53Why do we want to seem crazy?
00:49:54It's funny.
00:49:55It makes it seem funny.
00:49:58Okay.
00:49:59Come on, you phony.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:07Hey, Owen.
00:50:09Yeah, that's real, right?
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:11So, we know where to go, but we want to go.
00:50:14What is the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:17It makes like I had a decision that was made for reasons that don't really matter or by someone who
00:50:23didn't really have the right to make sure.
00:50:25The decision, like, it's like that decision was just arbitrary and means that decision doesn't even matter.
00:50:31You didn't have the right to make, does that make the decision?
00:50:33Does that make sense?
00:50:34Yeah.
00:50:35Okay.
00:50:36Okay.
00:50:41And she straight up asked you what that means?
00:50:42She just said, what does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:45I told her, and then she said, okay, thanks.
00:50:48She's an idiot.
00:50:49What's she reading?
00:50:50The Grapes of Wrath?
00:50:51She doesn't know what arbitrary means?
00:50:53I'll go tell her.
00:50:54That's a terrible definition.
00:50:55It's not a terrible definition.
00:50:56Define it in a better way.
00:50:58Arbitrary?
00:51:00You don't get this much time.
00:51:03What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:51:05Sorry.
00:51:09Arbitrary means...
00:51:10What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:51:13Arbitrary means...
00:51:14Arbitrary is when you know what something means, but no.
00:51:18She's an idiot.
00:51:19I just couldn't believe you're doing anything this stupid.
00:51:26But I didn't do it on purpose.
00:51:28It was that I was so focused on this idea.
00:51:34I was really shocked, too.
00:51:38And then it goes into this thing.
00:51:41Well, you know what this is.
00:51:42This is when we did the plan.
00:51:44Yeah, but I haven't...
00:51:45But I just haven't seen...
00:51:46Just do it!
00:51:48Okay, that's Chrissy.
00:51:49Are you ready?
00:51:49See, I cut it so that one thing just happens right after another.
00:51:51Well, how does this look?
00:51:53Because there's...
00:51:58Like, it looks amazing.
00:51:59This is awesome.
00:52:01You haven't seen any of this stuff, eh?
00:52:03From this new cut?
00:52:05No.
00:52:06That last scene's so, like, ridiculous.
00:52:09Here.
00:52:09Did you see the stuff of us biking?
00:52:11Check this out.
00:52:14I'm gonna do just what I want
00:52:16And there ain't no turning back
00:52:18If I fall, if I die
00:52:20No, I lifted to the fullest
00:52:22If I fall, if I die
00:52:24What are those?
00:52:26Blueprints.
00:52:28What do you mean?
00:52:31Uh...
00:52:32They're blueprints at the school.
00:52:34I haven't even told you any of this stuff.
00:52:36What do you mean at the school?
00:52:37Yeah, I meant to tell you this.
00:52:38Hold on a second.
00:52:39I'll show you.
00:52:40Check it out.
00:52:41And I've got them all marked off
00:52:43Like, with
00:52:46Like, what, uh
00:52:48What each room is for
00:52:49And, like, who uses each room
00:52:50And when and shit like that.
00:52:52Look at this.
00:52:52They're fucking huge, eh?
00:52:54And look, I put the dirties on top of it
00:52:56Like that.
00:52:58And look, every single room I've got
00:53:00Like, labeled, like, the gym
00:53:03And, like, Mr. Max class
00:53:05And Muldoon's
00:53:06And it's got everything.
00:53:07It's got everything.
00:53:07I've got the times and
00:53:09Hold on a second.
00:53:12And, like, the period changes.
00:53:14And look at this.
00:53:15I've got where people normally hang out
00:53:16And all the locker configurations of everybody.
00:53:19And I've got a special page just for, um
00:53:22Just for the dirties
00:53:23Like, where all the dirties hang out outside the school.
00:53:37And then, like, the rest of the school seems to visit.
00:53:44And it stays at the same time.
00:53:46It has gone, it has gone, it has gone, it has gone.
00:54:20It has gone, it has gone.
00:54:21It has gone, it has gone, it has gone, it has gone.
00:54:27It has gone, it has gone, it has gone.
00:54:33It has gone, it has gone.
00:54:34It has gone, it has gone.
00:54:56so the first note right right there on that note right there yeah
00:55:05yeah now all together in one big phrase right
00:55:11sorry mr. burry i'll get it yeah you're getting it
00:55:22all at once yeah don't go back to that no let me show you something let me show you something
00:55:28it's all like speaking a different language right so this is going to be a sentence that
00:55:33we're playing it's a phrase with its own rhythms and phonetic way of delivering it okay so you go
00:55:41see yeah it sounds so good when you play it compared to me well you just separate your
00:55:44hands right i don't know i'm not gonna be i'm trying to learn this for like tomorrow i'm not
00:55:49gonna be able to get it like you what are you gonna learn for tomorrow you got lots of time
00:55:51you gotta practice this every single day and let me tell you the girls are gonna come after
00:55:55you after you learn it what's this guy's name is it d dylan you don't know what this guy's
00:56:15name is when did you get all those pictures just from footage oh you printed it from like from
00:56:21screenshot yeah why for the movie it's all the dirties what if your mom sees that stuff my mom never
00:56:30comes down here when was the last time you saw my mom in the basement even if she did what'd
00:56:35she
00:56:35think oh wow there's some fucking pictures of kids she would think this is for a movie it is for
00:56:39a
00:56:39movie and if she said matt why do you have pictures of bullies at your school i'd be like it's
00:56:43for the
00:56:43movie mom don't worry she'd be like i don't even know why i asked you that blah blah blah hey
00:56:47steven did
00:56:48you hear matthew's fucking blah blah blah she wouldn't even say that okay i'm off to work bye
00:56:56why don't you go tell my mom go upstairs mrs mrs mrs mrs johnson uh uh mrs johnson your son's
00:57:03fucking crazy he's got a bunch of pictures of people on the wall that he thinks he's gonna kill
00:57:07later take the pictures down or something i don't want to be no okay i'm going home what i'm going
00:57:48i'm going
00:57:59Tarantino?
00:58:00What are the...? Nice haircut, dude.
00:58:02Excuse me.
00:58:04Oh! Look at this guy!
00:58:06Woo!
00:58:07Oh, hey.
00:58:20This is like when Snake Eyes made that mistake.
00:58:22Can you please back up?
00:58:25Do the Snake Eyes bit in a minute, but just at least...
00:58:26I have to be here to do the Snake Eyes bit.
00:58:28Back up by like a foot. You're being insane.
00:58:30Yeah, but it won't look as good unless I'm like this.
00:58:31It doesn't matter how good it looks. It's just me.
00:58:34Are you hearing yourself? It doesn't matter how good it looks. This is a movie.
00:58:37This is not a movie right now. This is just you and me.
00:58:39Trust me. This is a movie. Trust me.
00:58:43We'll go home. I'll show you the footage.
00:58:44This is sick. This is sick how you act like this all the time now.
00:58:48What are you talking about?
00:58:49How it's always a movie for you, how you're always acting.
00:58:52It's pathetic.
00:58:54Why are you acting so strange?
00:58:56I'm not acting strange.
00:58:58Owen, you're acting very...
00:58:58I'm acting the way that I always...
00:59:00I take a step forward and I just...
00:59:03This is exactly what I'm describing.
00:59:05Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:59:06You're really upset and I'm trying to comfort you and I'm like,
00:59:09listen, Owen, relax.
00:59:11Matt, I don't care if you think that would make a good shot in some film
00:59:13that you're making that I'm not making.
00:59:15The scene is Danny Glover in Royal Tenenbaums.
00:59:18I don't know, Percy.
00:59:19She's...
00:59:20Shut up!
00:59:22Shut up!
00:59:26I don't think it's funny.
00:59:27So if I don't think it's funny, who's it for?
00:59:33Is this about Chrissy?
00:59:34Chrissy, there's nothing to do...
00:59:35How would this have anything to do with Chrissy?
00:59:36I don't know because I definitely don't think like I did anything wrong here.
00:59:39You're acting.
00:59:41You're always acting.
00:59:42I'm not always acting.
00:59:43I'm never acting.
00:59:44I'm never acting.
00:59:44You're acting even right now.
00:59:46Always.
00:59:46You're conscious of yourself.
00:59:47I don't know what's real with you and what's not real with you.
00:59:49This is real.
00:59:49I'm being real.
00:59:52I'm being real.
00:59:53Look.
00:59:53I'm standing on a cliff saying I want to do a shot of us doing Kung Fu.
00:59:56That's real.
00:59:56It's not real when you're doing the Kung Fu
00:59:58and when you're looking
00:59:58and you're doing the back of weight
00:59:59and the little fake us
01:00:00and the little voices
01:00:01and all the quotes all the time.
01:00:02Relax, relax.
01:00:03It's fucking ridiculous.
01:00:04We're leaving.
01:00:05This is a good time now for you to end the scene, I guess.
01:00:07We'll cut.
01:00:08From there.
01:00:09That's in the school.
01:00:20We're going to get it again.
01:01:11Ok.
01:01:20I'm not trying to fight.
01:01:24I'm not trying to fuck with you.
01:01:26Get the fuck down.
01:01:27Get the fuck down.
01:01:49It's funny, eh?
01:01:51You see something happen to you on camera?
01:01:57It's like it's not even happening to you.
01:01:59It's like it's happening to a different person.
01:02:01It's crazy.
01:02:11Sweatpants are out, Jack.
01:02:12Jack, man.
01:02:16Yo, that's what I say.
01:02:22Hit him with the kahuli?
01:02:25Sweatpants are out, Jack, man.
01:02:40I hope the storm doesn't blow you like your mom blew me last night.
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You heard me.
01:02:49I don't...
01:02:50The storm's gonna blow...
01:02:51Yeah, you heard me.
01:02:53You know what?
01:02:54Fuck it.
01:02:54You know, Larry, we're coming to school with guns to kill you.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:56Do you know that?
01:02:57Yeah.
01:02:57We're coming to school with guns to kill you.
01:02:59No, we're not.
01:03:00He's not gonna fucking tell anybody.
01:03:01We're not.
01:03:03And that's why you guys aren't pushing me.
01:03:04You're dead.
01:03:05You're dead.
01:03:06You're dead.
01:03:06You can't fight your own battle.
01:03:07I've just finished telling you we are.
01:03:09Stop it.
01:03:13This is insane.
01:03:16Owen, tell me if this sounds like anybody, okay?
01:03:18Joy, grief, anxiety, amusement, they can all be mimicked on cue.
01:03:23He knows the facial expressions, the voice modulations, and the body language.
01:03:27He's not just conning you with a scheme.
01:03:29His entire life is a con.
01:03:32His entire personality, a fabrication with the purpose of deceiving people.
01:03:38Psychopaths take great personal pride in their deceptions and extract tremendous joy from them.
01:03:44Lies become the psychopath's occupation.
01:03:46And when the truth will work, they lie for sport.
01:03:50This is exactly what you were saying about me.
01:03:54Who are you on the phone with?
01:03:58I'm not on the phone.
01:04:04Are you hearing this?
01:04:05I could be a psychopath.
01:04:10Owen, I could be a psychopath.
01:04:17Who are you texting?
01:04:17What are you doing?
01:04:19Dude, this shit is insane.
01:04:20And you're not, you're not even laughing.
01:04:23I'm sick of talking about this.
01:04:25Let's do something else.
01:04:26What do you mean do something else?
01:04:28I don't know, play a video game.
01:04:30Let's play magic cards.
01:04:33You're not even a bit concerned that I could be a psychopath?
01:04:36I'm not going to play this game with you.
01:04:38What game?
01:04:40I'm talking about the game that you play.
01:04:41You're a pussy who likes to pretend like you're a big shot or like you're tough.
01:04:43You're the ones trying to be a big shot.
01:04:45Look at you on the phone all the time with some hot girl trying to make me feel like a
01:04:50loser.
01:04:50You're the pussy.
01:04:51No, you are a pussy.
01:04:54You talk big and you don't do shit.
01:04:56That's a pussy.
01:04:57At least I'm not deluding myself into thinking that some girl likes me when she doesn't give a fuck about
01:05:02me.
01:05:02She's an idiot girl, man.
01:05:05The only reason she even knows you exist is because of my plans that I gave you.
01:05:08I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:05:09Yes, I do.
01:05:10No, you don't.
01:05:11Yes, I do.
01:05:13You're nothing, man.
01:05:14You're nothing without me.
01:05:16I'm your only friend.
01:05:18I am your only friend.
01:05:19But you act like you're Mr. Big Shot Confident on top of the fucking world.
01:05:22But nobody likes you and no one wants to talk to you and no one wants to be around you
01:05:26and nobody wants to see you.
01:05:27And when you really get upset, you lie into me and get mad at me about this fucking girl who
01:05:31you're jealous of.
01:05:33You're jealous of the one other person who ever talks to me.
01:05:35I'm not jealous at all.
01:05:36Yes, you are absolutely jealous.
01:05:37He's retarded.
01:05:37I don't care.
01:05:38I just want to see my best friend blow his life away.
01:05:40Why would you ever bring it up if you didn't care?
01:05:42You do care.
01:05:43You are jealous.
01:05:44You have no other friends.
01:05:45And it's your fault and your problem.
01:05:46And you fucking do it to yourself.
01:05:47And I'm not going to go along with it anymore.
01:05:49And you know it's fucking true.
01:05:54Fuck you.
01:05:55Get the fuck off.
01:05:56Man, I'm not fucking doing this anymore.
01:06:38He's making this song.
01:06:41He's making this song.
01:06:42Youpretend.
01:06:44Make this song.
01:06:47He's making this song.
01:06:52Can't you see what I feel like I'm going to do?
01:06:58It always turns out to run, it always turns out to run.
01:07:07I'm sitting in the basement and then I'm watching the TV.
01:07:14And I'm watching the TV.
01:07:19I'm sitting in the basement and then I'm watching the TV.
01:07:22I sit here in the garden, I sit here late at night.
01:07:31I wish I was doing something, I'd always sit there just in the room.
01:07:37If I was a word I'd love from this place, if I was a word I'd be here, I'd never
01:07:51see your face.
01:07:53But I think I'd get along, I think I'd get...
01:07:59It's too cheesy. Is this way too cheesy?
01:08:02This is not like me, eh?
01:08:06To do this?
01:08:33To do this?
01:08:35To do this?
01:08:37To do this?
01:08:40To do this?
01:08:46To do it?
01:08:58I don't even have to tell you what to tell you.
01:09:08Ah, you cocksucker mother fucker.
01:09:10That scary?
01:09:12If I come out like that?
01:09:13The yellow glove for some reason seems menacing.
01:09:16I don't know why.
01:09:17When I took it from upstairs, I was like, this is what you wear when you go to kill somebody.
01:09:20Because it seems like the cleaner.
01:09:25Ah, you got a little more glove.
01:09:30And this shirt might be too neon green, look at that, extended family as bears.
01:09:37Is that too weird?
01:09:40You got a picture of all this stuff stained with blood.
01:09:47Oh, do I seem crazy to you at all?
01:09:50What?
01:09:50Who thinks you're crazy?
01:09:51I don't know.
01:09:54I don't seem crazy, do I?
01:09:56No, you don't, you're not crazy.
01:09:58Although you say wacky things.
01:10:00I think, I don't know why you do that.
01:10:02I think you do it just for a fact.
01:10:04That's what Owen thinks too.
01:10:05Well, what do you do?
01:10:07Like, I mean, these things come out of the ether.
01:10:10Like, what's that?
01:10:11It's like completely decontextualized.
01:10:13Like, what is that?
01:10:14I don't know.
01:10:15I was just thinking about it.
01:10:16I was reading a book about...
01:10:18Well, what does crazy mean?
01:10:20Crazy technically means when you lose your ability to tell the difference between your thoughts
01:10:24and reality.
01:10:26That's what crazy means.
01:10:30When you lose your reality test.
01:10:33Right?
01:10:35See?
01:10:35Yeah.
01:10:37You're kind of a wild guy.
01:10:41I'm just wondering why you're referring to.
01:10:44Like, where did that come from?
01:10:46I don't know.
01:10:47Well, do you think you're crazy?
01:10:48No, I don't think I'm crazy.
01:10:51I don't know why I'm asking.
01:10:53Hmm.
01:11:24I had to burn my notebooks.
01:11:52You may have to put these in yourself.
01:11:55At the end?
01:12:00I'll render them, but...
01:12:36Are you still here?
01:12:37Yeah.
01:12:37Sorry, I'm just here early.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:39Come on in.
01:12:40Thanks, man.
01:12:54Thanks, man.
01:12:55Thanks.
01:13:30Thanks, man.
01:13:58Thanks, man.
01:14:25Thanks, man.
01:14:27Thanks, man.
01:14:41Hey, Charles.
01:14:44Hello.
01:15:15It's a heezy hazy vanta, desprez a little dotter, desprez a little dotter, desprez a little dotter.
01:15:22Desprez a little dotter.
01:15:25You're here, really?
01:15:26Hey. Yeah, sorry, we're shooting a project for Mr. Muldoon.
01:15:29Wow. Good luck.
01:15:32So we're not going yet.
01:15:34Sorry.
01:15:35Yeah, I was about to just arrive.
01:16:01Any questions?
01:17:19Josh, hey.
01:17:27Let go of my hand, dude.
01:17:35Sweatpants are out, dude.
01:17:36It's okay.
01:17:37I'm only here for the bad guys.
01:17:39Owen?
01:17:40Owen!
01:17:43Owen!
01:17:46Hey!
01:17:47Owen!
01:17:49Let's go!
01:17:50Let's go!
01:17:50Let's go!
01:17:50Let's go!
01:17:51Let's go!
01:17:52Let's go!
01:17:53What the fuck are you doing?
01:17:55Owen!
01:17:57Owen!
01:18:22What are you doing?
01:18:25It's me!
01:18:49Let's go!
01:18:55Let's go!
01:18:56Stay running away from his fears
01:19:02Not coming back
01:19:04Not today
01:19:10Don't tell me
01:19:13Don't tell me
01:19:29Caller than I've ever made
01:19:34Did you see?
01:19:38See you're coming after me
01:19:41Let's go!
01:19:42Let's go!
01:19:43Let's go!
01:20:09Let's go!
01:20:11Let's go!
01:20:14Let's go!
01:20:14Let's go!
01:20:17Let's go!
01:20:22Let's go!
01:20:27Let's go!
01:20:30Let's go!
01:20:32Let's go!
01:20:33Let's go!
01:20:33Let's go!
01:20:35Let's go!
01:20:36Let's go!
01:20:38Let's go!
01:20:42Let's go!
01:21:14I want to wait, I want to wait
01:21:18One fight for the best
01:21:21I want to wait, I want to wait
01:22:02You're free to leave, you won't be missed
01:22:10You're free to leave, you won't be missed
01:22:13You're free to end it all, I want to notice
01:22:18You're free to leave, you won't be missed
01:22:21You're free to end it all, I want to notice
01:22:26You're free to leave, you won't be missed
01:22:29You're free to end it all, I want to notice
01:22:34You're free to leave, you won't be missed
01:22:37You're free to end it all, I want to notice
01:22:40You're free to end it all
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