Gay, alienated Los Angeles teens have a hard time as their parents kick them out of their homes, they don't have money, their lovers cheat and they are harassed by gay-bashers.
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00:00:30You
00:00:51We're filming it
00:00:55Okay, I'm starting
00:00:58Wait, um, move to your ride like heavy
00:01:13Yes, you could say I'm totally fucked up
00:01:19My name's Andy my friends call me a racer head
00:01:24Actually
00:01:26I don't have any friends
00:01:30That's not true either
00:01:38I'm 18
00:01:40Hello Andy, there you are
00:01:44Where have you been?
00:01:48You look like you're having a great time
00:01:50This music sucks
00:01:54So what else is there?
00:01:58I'm Tommy, I'm like 19
00:02:02Can we start over?
00:02:04I'm Tommy, and I'm like 19
00:02:06And uh...
00:02:10Check out that buff stud box
00:02:12Definite flip on the radar screen
00:02:14My heart's all a fluttered
00:02:16Yeah well, catch you later dude
00:02:18Right
00:02:20Right
00:02:22I'm Michelle
00:02:24I'm Patricia
00:02:26And we both think this is completely retarded
00:02:28And we both think this is completely retarded
00:02:32Hey, have you seen Tommy or Andy?
00:02:34I've not called me a while ago, but I don't know where Andy is
00:02:36I haven't seen Andy for like an hour and it's fresh last call
00:02:38Maybe you got lucky
00:02:40Maybe you got lucky
00:02:42Maybe that's all slurping than Al
00:02:44You wouldn't have left without telling us
00:02:46Well I'm fully ready to get out of here this place too, you can get it
00:02:48You going to the wall after?
00:02:50Probably
00:02:52I'm Stephen
00:02:54And I'm making this video
00:02:56Well, because
00:02:58I want to show the way things really are
00:03:00It's never really good to see that on TV or the movies
00:03:02Shit
00:03:04My name is Derek and I'm 19
00:03:06I'm going to get out of here this place too, you can get it
00:03:08I'm going to get out of here this place too, you can get it
00:03:10You're going to the wall after?
00:03:12Probably
00:03:14I'm Stephen
00:03:16And I'm making this video
00:03:18Well, because
00:03:20I want to show the way things really are
00:03:21I'm going to be starting Otis Parsons in the fall
00:03:24Which I'm really excited about
00:03:26So is this supposed to be like a screen test or what?
00:03:42Am I done?
00:03:46Okay, cut
00:03:51Hey, where the fuck have you been?
00:03:53Been looking all over
00:03:54Guys about ready to go
00:03:56Pour it out of the gourd
00:03:57That's what we're looking for you in the first place, you hem rot
00:04:00We need to get our jackets first, alright?
00:04:02Want to go to the wall?
00:04:04There's this movement in like Yugoslavia
00:04:07These teenagers, I think they're called like the black death cult or something
00:04:12They've gone on this like suicide kick
00:04:14What?
00:04:15They started offing themselves
00:04:17And the state officials don't know what to do about it
00:04:20I swear, people in Europe are such the posers
00:04:23But the best part is they get their inspiration from like Joy Division, The Cure, The Smiths
00:04:31I guess they can't buy Jesus Americano over there
00:04:34So now all the parents are banning their kids from listening to these groups
00:04:37You're making this all up
00:04:40It was in the L.A. Weekly
00:04:42So I slept with this guy and he has a beautiful, amazing penis I've ever seen
00:04:47Cut or uncut
00:04:48Uncut of course
00:04:49That's the fucking fire extinguisher
00:04:51God, I can still smell them
00:04:53Why does it fags have to wear so much perfume?
00:04:56So they can sniff each other out in the dark
00:04:59Don't light any matches
00:05:03There's a little slut
00:05:04Lick my love gun
00:05:06Hey, I left my jacket in your car and I'm off to 7th heaven with this teenage dream
00:05:10You mean that bleach shop?
00:05:12Is he like tearing my head off and sticking a plastic bag for sex or what?
00:05:16Well, he's not a rocket scientist
00:05:18Be on the valley of the Twinkies
00:05:20Eat your fucking heart out
00:05:24So what, gonna pick up the jacket tomorrow?
00:05:26Yeah, you'll be around?
00:05:28I think so
00:05:30Call me first
00:05:31Okay
00:05:32Later taters
00:05:33Later taters
00:05:34Don't forget your raincoat
00:05:36Thanks mom
00:05:37Doesn't he ever sleep alone?
00:05:40He's stuck in the 70's time warp
00:05:45I'm starving
00:05:46Where do you wanna go?
00:05:48Not okie dogs
00:05:49Last time I ate there I had cramps for a week
00:05:52Denny's?
00:05:54I saw a roach there once this big
00:05:59Gross-o-matic!
00:06:01We haven't slept together for like a week
00:06:06Four days
00:06:08Same difference
00:06:10Same difference
00:06:11Come on, don't moe
00:06:16I'm not moe
00:06:20I'm not moe
00:06:21I'm not moe
00:06:28Come over tomorrow, okay?
00:06:35Love you sexy queen baby giraffe
00:06:37Yeah
00:06:38Yeah
00:06:39Yeah
00:06:40Mhm
00:06:41Mhm
00:06:42I made up one of those hokey wood sin
00:06:43What's out last the other night?
00:06:44And um, just what I came up with
00:06:45What's in?
00:06:46Bigotry
00:06:47sexism
00:06:48Jesus
00:06:49Homophobia
00:06:50Stupidity
00:06:51Violence
00:06:52spiritual
00:07:06Bullshit
00:07:11Making money
00:07:12spiritual bullshit, making money, without punk rock, abortion, sex.
00:07:25What am I talking about, sex?
00:07:30I think it's overrated.
00:07:33It's such an intense release, like this damn busting.
00:07:37My favorite thing is being kissed.
00:07:42Softly. All over.
00:07:47Like the insides of my thighs.
00:07:50I guess I haven't figured out exactly what it is I like to do yet.
00:07:57But I do think butt-fucking is totally gross.
00:08:01I mean, how can anyone put their dick where shit comes out?
00:08:12Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
00:08:26Don't touch my...
00:08:29Safe sex is like, don't get too carried away, don't lose control.
00:08:37Well, I'm almost kind of glad that it's not like it was in the good old days.
00:08:42Guys getting fist fucked in the sling, doing it in the bushes, drinking each other's pee, I'm sure.
00:08:51I'm sorry, I don't feel like being videotaped while I'm having sex, alright?
00:08:56What if my mom got a hold of it?
00:08:59She really cares.
00:09:00I mean, it's not like she can't hear everything through these walls anyway.
00:09:05There is a slight difference between hearing it and seeing it on fucking TV.
00:09:09You're such a prude.
00:09:12So what? If I don't let you bring your camera to bed, you don't want to have sex at all then?
00:09:17I can have sex constantly, 24 hours a day.
00:09:28There it comes, it's good, Nicole.
00:09:34Sex is total bliss. A little moment of heaven in this hill on earth.
00:09:40Sex...
00:09:44It's just a hassle.
00:09:48What do you want?
00:09:53I don't know.
00:09:56I do know that I don't want to be fucked. I'm just not into that.
00:10:01Well, I am.
00:10:03Can't we just do something else?
00:10:11I'm gonna do something else.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:17Fine.
00:10:19Maybe I better just go.
00:10:22Maybe that's a good idea.
00:10:24I'm gonna do something else.
00:10:28Who's my fucking normal?
00:10:31AIDS discriminates against no one.
00:10:34It strikes both men and women.
00:10:37Of every age,
00:10:39race,
00:10:41and lifestyle.
00:10:43AIDS kills.
00:10:44It's that simple.
00:10:46It's government-sponsored genocide.
00:10:48Biological warfare.
00:10:50I mean, think about it.
00:10:51A deadly virus that's spread only through premarital sex and needle drugs?
00:10:58It's like a born-again Nazi Republican wet dream come true.
00:11:02I saw this guy on Nightline once.
00:11:05He was like a skeleton with purple spotty skin.
00:11:10Just waiting to die.
00:11:16I'll never forget the look in his eyes.
00:11:18AIDS will go down in history as one of the worst holocausts ever.
00:11:24America's committing genocide against its own people.
00:11:27And eventually, this plague's going to rack up more casualties than Hiroshima and Hitler combined.
00:11:34And nobody will ever forgive our lame shit government for just sitting back and letting it all happen.
00:11:45And everybody thinks I'm high and I am.
00:11:47And everybody thinks I'm high and I am.
00:11:50Just say yo.
00:11:53You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it!
00:12:08You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it! You got it
00:12:38This place always makes you kind of street sick.
00:12:56I know.
00:12:57I hate malls to the max.
00:12:58This isn't a mall.
00:12:59This is a fucking nightmare.
00:13:01I have no idea what to get her.
00:13:05This shit is so hard to shop for.
00:13:10Well, these are tasteful.
00:13:13God, gag-a-rama.
00:13:15So how's Happy Couple Bliss with Derek?
00:13:18I don't know.
00:13:19I'm all whacked out.
00:13:21I mean, I love him and everything's fine and wonderful and all that.
00:13:25But you're suffocating to death.
00:13:27It's just getting so serious.
00:13:29He stares at me with those big, dreamy eyes a bit.
00:13:32It scares the hell out of me.
00:13:34How's your sex like?
00:13:36Weird.
00:13:37He just kind of lies there and lets me do all the work.
00:13:39Like, I can't remember the last time he went down on me.
00:13:42Let me talk to him about it?
00:13:44Am I supposed to say, excuse me Derek, can I please get a blowjob?
00:13:48No.
00:13:49Just grab his head like this and tell him to open wide.
00:13:53I've been jerking off more lately than I did when I was single.
00:13:57It's like it's almost easier to do it with a video or a magazine than having to do with the whole thing.
00:14:03So how does Derek feel about all this?
00:14:06You know how he is.
00:14:08Make a devoted, wants to get married.
00:14:10Fuck, he acts like we're 30 or something.
00:14:13I mean, it's great having him around, waking up, eating breakfast together, secretly holding hands at the movies.
00:14:25But, sometimes I think that the only thing that's keeping us together is a mutual terror of loneliness.
00:14:36I think I'm bisexual.
00:14:38I mean, I've never actually dorked a girl or anything, but if it came down to it, I think I could.
00:14:49Like I've gotten a boner before making out with one, and I like them.
00:14:54They're soft and pretty, fun to touch.
00:14:59It's not like I'm afraid of them or anything.
00:15:06I want a baby.
00:15:08I want to have a kid of my own.
00:15:11I know everybody says that's crazy, that I'm too young, I'm not ready for the responsibility, blah blah blah,
00:15:18but I know what I'm doing.
00:15:22Like last week, I had my tarot cards read, and everything kept pointing towards motherhood, nurturing.
00:15:30The only problem is, I hate guys.
00:15:34Well, sex with guys anyways.
00:15:36I mean, getting poked with those big ugly things of theirs, it barked me out to the extreme.
00:15:42I wish that me and Michelle, just the two of us, could have one ourselves and raise it together.
00:15:51She wants one too.
00:15:54We have all these plans.
00:15:57She wants two.
00:15:58Look at her.
00:15:59I'm so sorry.
00:16:01I'm so sorry.
00:16:02Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:16:32I believe in love.
00:16:33I mean, there's got to be something for people to cling to besides TV, right?
00:17:02It's like this lie we're brainwashed into believing from birth.
00:17:12Think about it, the fairy tales spoon-fed to you at bedtime, all that sentimental crap
00:17:19rammed down your throat, movies, pop music, light beer commercials, all saying the perfect
00:17:26mates just waiting for you.
00:17:27Go for it.
00:17:28If happily ever after, it's all a load of bullshit propaganda.
00:17:37Steven and I first met at a screening of my beautiful laundrette at the New Beverly, in
00:17:43the bathroom.
00:17:44He was standing at the urinal next to mine, and we were kind of cruising each other.
00:17:51I snuck a look down at his thing, he checked me out, and he goes, good movie, huh?
00:17:59I fall in love like every 15 minutes.
00:18:04But like the saying goes, love lasts as long as a squirt in the dark.
00:18:11Love is all that matters.
00:18:14Love does not exist.
00:18:18Love is all that matters.
00:18:19Everybody feelsмотрome in love for all of you.
00:18:22Who wants to be?
00:18:24Who wants to be a pe 수가 all night?
00:18:25What issues will affect you?
00:18:26Mike?
00:18:27Who wants to be a pe eternally?
00:18:28Oh, he's nice.
00:18:29He's nice!
00:18:30He's stick in the eye.
00:18:31Sorry, girl.
00:18:32You lose that if Maxwell comes to terms with his sexuality and runs off to the Bahamas with
00:18:36his trainer Alfonso.
00:18:37You see, it doesn't say that.
00:18:41Fuck, another alcoholic wife beater.
00:18:44You're doing great there, Trish.
00:18:46What's up, mate?
00:18:47Two drunks, a kleptomaniac, and a lawyer.
00:18:50Don't forget to deal with herpes.
00:18:54Record's finished.
00:18:56I'm sick of this.
00:18:58Heterosexuality sucks, even as a board game.
00:19:02Oh, shit.
00:19:03There's not one humpable guy in the whole pile.
00:19:06No.
00:19:07What about Raul here?
00:19:09Ew, he's got a big sit.
00:19:12That's his nose.
00:19:14What you putting on?
00:19:16Blackfoot twins.
00:19:17Oh, shit, no.
00:19:19I'm sleepy enough as it is.
00:19:21Let's do something else.
00:19:23I mean, watching food rot would be more fun.
00:19:26We could always rate Michelle's lesbo-porno library.
00:19:30Uh-uh.
00:19:31That collection's for a selected audience only.
00:19:34Come on, I've always wanted to see two chicks go at it.
00:19:37I mean, what exactly is it that girls do anyway?
00:19:40Make fish witches.
00:19:42You guys are such the goos sometimes.
00:19:47We better go.
00:19:48It's almost 2.30.
00:19:50Oh, fuck.
00:19:51I have to watch well.
00:19:52You can't remind me.
00:19:54Uh.
00:19:55Life is shit.
00:19:58No joke.
00:19:59I'm getting worried.
00:20:01What?
00:20:02You haven't had your dick sucked for a week?
00:20:05Eleven days.
00:20:06Eleven entire days.
00:20:07Forget it, sister.
00:20:08Your party days are over.
00:20:09It's not funny, dude.
00:20:10I'm horny as hell.
00:20:11Why don't you get off with your best friend?
00:20:12Who's that?
00:20:13Your right hand.
00:20:14Did you use your right hand?
00:20:15Really?
00:20:16It's my left.
00:20:17I'm ambidextrous.
00:20:18I got both ways.
00:20:19I'm running out of inspiration.
00:20:20Who are you wanking off to these days?
00:20:33I don't need a jack off.
00:20:34I have a boyfriend.
00:20:37Remember?
00:20:38Yeah, right.
00:20:40Okay, okay.
00:20:42Matt Dillon.
00:20:43That closet case.
00:20:44Well, I switch off now.
00:20:47Well, I switch off between him and Tom Cruise or sometimes it's a three-way with me in the middle, like an orgasmic sandwich.
00:20:56Tom Cruise is a dickless pansy. Mel Gibson. Now that's a fuckable movie star.
00:21:03He looks like a top to me.
00:21:05With an ass like that? Did you see Lethal Weapon?
00:21:08So who's number one on your chicken choking parade, Junior?
00:21:12I'm still stuck on Michael Steiner.
00:21:14Brody, he's a pizza face.
00:21:17He has a sexy voice. What can I say?
00:21:22I don't bet his eyes about anyone.
00:21:24Come on, Steven can't be all that great. Not with this petite little snack of a dick.
00:21:29Hey, hey, hey. Fuck the eyes out.
00:21:32I don't. You're full of shit.
00:21:35Really? I don't know. Kevin Costner.
00:21:44Masturbate.
00:21:49To manipulate one's own genitals or the genitals of another for the purpose of sexual gratification.
00:21:59Polishing the trophy.
00:22:02Stroking the dolphin.
00:22:04Making oyster soup.
00:22:06Shooting tadpoles at the moon.
00:22:09Doing the two-finger tango.
00:22:11Oh my god.
00:22:12My rim sure awaits your ass.
00:22:14Very oral bud-eater.
00:22:15Seek space sitter for regular session.
00:22:17Meaningful relationships.
00:22:18Oh, phew.
00:22:19Hung hairy tops.
00:22:20Seek slave.
00:22:21Son.
00:22:22Pets.
00:22:23Into B&D.
00:22:24T.T.
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00:23:14Mission accomplished.
00:23:16No sweat.
00:23:17100% grade A.
00:23:19Made in America.
00:23:21And you know, minor gets one of the fastest.
00:23:23Next contestant.
00:23:26How about you, Junior?
00:23:27I gave it the office.
00:23:29Come on, everybody has to make a contribution.
00:23:34Have somebody else go first.
00:23:36Andy, my horoscope made specific mention
00:23:39of a significant encounter with a Libra today,
00:23:42and you're the only Libra in the room.
00:23:44I don't believe in that horse shit.
00:23:47What's the matter, Stag?
00:23:49Cat got your dick.
00:23:51She's got a headache.
00:23:53You drank the booze, you ate the chips, now donate.
00:23:57God, don't be a turn, Andy.
00:23:59I mean, it is for my birthday.
00:24:01Why don't you have one of them roofers?
00:24:03Okay, okay, we'll take our turn.
00:24:05If Andy needs a little bit more time to get in the mood.
00:24:08Good laughs, I'm real man.
00:24:10Oh.
00:24:11Don't you got the extra large kind?
00:24:16What would you do with it?
00:24:17Pull it over your hand?
00:24:18Sorry, only one size fits all.
00:24:21You want this?
00:24:22Are you kidding?
00:24:24Just in case.
00:24:25All right, home.
00:24:27All right, home.
00:24:28All right, home.
00:24:29And off to work, Rico.
00:24:31Everything that homos are supposed to like.
00:24:33Disco music, Joan Crawford, drag shows.
00:24:37I hate.
00:24:39And Bette Midler.
00:24:41God, I hate fucking Bette Midler.
00:24:43My mother, she's such the royal bitch.
00:24:49Like when I told her I was gay, she forces me to go see this Beverly Hill shrink to get cured.
00:24:55As if paying some snot-nosed putts and a cardigan $200 an hour is going to make me like getting porked by men.
00:25:02Let me tell you what the problem with the stupid fucking world is.
00:25:07All the stupid people are breeding like mad, having tons and tons of kids, while the cool people aren't having any.
00:25:14So the population just keeps getting stupider and stupider.
00:25:18I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's going down the toilet.
00:25:21We don't aim to kill people, just maim them.
00:25:29Give them the message to not grow outspreading their diseases.
00:25:32We're real men, who aren't afraid to stand up to the faggot and dyke scum poisoning society.
00:25:37It feels great, beating the shit out of some fairy spittin' up teeth in the gutter.
00:25:41The way I look at it, exterminating these cock-sucking vermin is our duty as good, clean, living Americans.
00:25:47We're like patriots.
00:25:49Fucking heroes.
00:25:51Sounds like my 8th grade gym teacher.
00:25:58It's a jungle out there.
00:26:21It's a jungle out there.
00:26:38What, what?
00:26:44What?
00:26:44What?
00:26:45What?
00:26:45What?
00:26:46What?
00:26:47What?
00:26:48So, uh, you into ministry?
00:26:49We're okay.
00:26:50Did you see him at the Palladia?
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:52Except I got sick and spent half the show in the bathroom driving the porcelain bus.
00:27:07Really?
00:27:08Drag?
00:27:09No kidding.
00:27:10So, what's your name?
00:27:16Andy?
00:27:18Ian.
00:27:19What?
00:27:20Come back here!
00:27:21You asshole!
00:27:22I thought you were going to say something to me back at the club.
00:27:37Like right before you tripped and spilled your beer over that chick with a bone through her
00:27:41nose.
00:27:42Yeah, I, uh, I'm kind of shy.
00:27:47Shyness is nice.
00:27:48So, uh, what?
00:27:49You go to school, or?
00:27:50I'm avoiding looking for a job at the moment.
00:27:51If all else fails, I figure I'll do CC in the fall.
00:27:52School blows chunks, man.
00:27:53I'm a sophomore at UCLA.
00:27:54So, like, uh, what's your major, dude?
00:27:55Undeclared.
00:27:56That's cool.
00:27:57What I really want to do is write.
00:27:58Screenplays like everybody else in this town?
00:27:59Nah.
00:28:00Fiction.
00:28:01You ever read any Dennis Cooper?
00:28:02Who?
00:28:03Dennis Cooper.
00:28:04Who?
00:28:05Dennis Cooper.
00:28:06He writes about, like, S&M and torture and serial killers.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:10Yeah.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14Yeah.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16I'm a sophomore at UCLA.
00:28:17So, like, uh, what's your major, dude?
00:28:19Undeclared.
00:28:20You know, you know, you're a fan?
00:28:21You're a fan of the fan plays like everybody else in this town?
00:28:22Nah.
00:28:23Fiction.
00:28:24Like, you ever read any Dennis Cooper?
00:28:26Who?
00:28:27Dennis Cooper.
00:28:28He writes about, like, S&M and torture, and serial killers, guys eating each other's
00:28:38shit.
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:40Yeah, it's funny.
00:28:42Are you into whips?
00:28:45No, man.
00:28:46I mean, I'm not either.
00:28:47It's just, you know, a lot of the people, you know, at the club are.
00:28:50We need a time, we need a time
00:28:55We need a time, we need a time, we need a time
00:28:59Hey, Eric?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:06Just got your message.
00:29:08What's up?
00:29:09I just got this fever and I'm sweating like crazy.
00:29:12I feel like shit.
00:29:15I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about.
00:29:20It's probably flu going around again.
00:29:23I know, I know.
00:29:26I'm just all waked out.
00:29:29I just feel like, you know, talking to somebody.
00:29:33What, you need anything?
00:29:36Me and Steven can come over.
00:29:40Get a tape or something.
00:29:42Outstanding.
00:29:44How about Don and Dirty Dong liquors?
00:29:47How about something a little less strenuous?
00:29:51Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog who looked like Mick, period.
00:29:54Afterwards, we, cunt, probably, wet.
00:30:02It's the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen.
00:30:09Well, cunt can be short for credit.
00:30:12We couldn't probably wet.
00:30:14Yeah, our pants.
00:30:16Afterwards, we...
00:30:17Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:18Should I drink for that?
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20Probably wet.
00:30:21Yeah, afterwards, you know, I think that implies a whole lot.
00:30:25I really like this city late at night.
00:30:29It's like a big abandoned ghost town.
00:30:32Like they dropped a neutron bomb and nobody noticed.
00:30:36LA is so fucking weird.
00:30:38I mean, all the actors, muscle queens, cars, freeways.
00:30:43I'm from Minneapolis.
00:30:45And in the two years I've been here,
00:30:47I haven't gotten to know hardly anyone.
00:30:51It's the alien nation capital of the world.
00:30:55Like the other day during rush hour,
00:30:57there was this huge traffic jam at like Pico and Westwood.
00:31:01This homeless dude was like passed out, asleep, dead.
00:31:06I don't know what, just lying there in the middle of the intersection.
00:31:10And the cars all just kept on driving right by.
00:31:17Hey.
00:31:18What?
00:31:20I'm gonna kiss you.
00:31:36Don't touch me unless you mean it.
00:31:51So, uh, what are you doing like tomorrow night?
00:31:58Nothing.
00:31:59You wanna do something?
00:32:06Is this like asking me out on a date?
00:32:11I was hoping you wouldn't notice.
00:32:29I've got this...
00:32:33...Rage and bono with your name on it right this second.
00:32:37But I mean, I don't want it to be like...
00:32:41I mean, I wanna see you more than once.
00:32:44Sure.
00:32:48So what?
00:32:49You wanna see a stupid movie or something tomorrow night?
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:54Oh, wait, shit.
00:32:55Um...
00:32:57I have class tomorrow.
00:32:59Um...
00:33:01How about Friday?
00:33:03I'm free.
00:33:04Popular, aren't you?
00:33:07I think the, uh, kamikaze dildo is a plane at the hellhole.
00:33:25I'm getting better.
00:33:26It's fine.
00:33:27No, I'm getting worse.
00:33:28I mean, I'm gonna do it.
00:33:29Yep.
00:33:31But no, no, no.
00:33:32I don't want to.
00:33:34I'm gonna do it.
00:33:36I'm gonna do it.
00:33:37Sure wish I had someone here to suck my big cock.
00:33:40A nice pair of hot lips to suck the juice out of my dick.
00:33:44Boy, I wish there was somebody around.
00:33:46Fuck, man.
00:33:47I don't really want to get my load down someone's throat.
00:33:49Goddamn fucking re-runs.
00:33:51I don't know how many runs.
00:33:53Yeah, why don't you get down there and suck that car.
00:33:55Patricia got her period.
00:34:21Can you believe it, I mean I don't get it.
00:34:24Neptune was in perfect alignment.
00:34:26Venus was in the right place.
00:34:28Probably just as well.
00:34:29What if the poor kid got Tommy's brains
00:34:31and Andy's cherry personality?
00:34:33Hey!
00:34:34Well, we're thinking about giving it another try next observation.
00:34:54Yeah.
00:34:55I know.
00:34:56They were way better last time.
00:34:58I know.
00:34:59They were way better last time.
00:35:04Now what?
00:35:05Feel like getting high?
00:35:06I know.
00:35:07I know.
00:35:08They were way better last time.
00:35:12I know.
00:35:13I know.
00:35:14They were way better last time.
00:35:19Now what?
00:35:20Feel like getting high?
00:35:21I always feel like getting high.
00:35:22I just like to close my eyes and shut them really tight.
00:35:26and pretend no matter where I am that I'm in paradise.
00:35:38Don't you bump into stuff?
00:35:39I smoke.
00:35:40Therefore.
00:35:41I smoke.
00:35:42Therefore.
00:35:43I smoke.
00:35:47Therefore.
00:35:48Therefore.
00:35:49I am.
00:36:17I smoke.
00:36:18Hey.
00:36:19Did you read about that couple that got munched by a great white shark off Malibu?
00:36:24What?
00:36:25This pair of Dan and Jan types disappeared while canamaran last weekend.
00:36:30The girl?
00:36:31Well, half of her anyway washed up on Zuma beach like Wednesday.
00:36:36Which half?
00:36:38Didn't say.
00:36:39They gave up searching for the remains of the guy.
00:36:42Gnarly.
00:36:43What a way to go.
00:36:46It's preening a shock child.
00:36:49Can you imagine what those last few moments of terror must be like before you go into shock
00:36:57and lose consciousness?
00:36:59C'est la fucking vie.
00:37:02Want some more?
00:37:04Nah.
00:37:05I'd rather do this.
00:37:16Do you have sex on top of the parking structure before?
00:37:28Neither have I.
00:37:29Better be cold as shit though, huh?
00:37:31Hello.
00:37:32Thanks.
00:37:33I really dig you.
00:37:34Sure you don't want to come back to my place and fuck me?
00:37:48Um, some other time maybe.
00:37:49I really gotta get home or my mom will kill me.
00:37:59Here's my card.
00:38:00Will you call me?
00:38:01Sure.
00:38:02Everett?
00:38:03Later.
00:38:04I really gotta go and have homework.
00:38:05Homework.
00:38:06I think that we should go for round two.
00:38:07More tonight.
00:38:08Just isn't enough for me.
00:38:09I really should be going.
00:38:10I really should be going.
00:38:28You sure?
00:38:32I don't want to miss the drive.
00:38:38I
00:38:42Really gotta go
00:38:44Can I call you?
00:38:51Did he say where he was going?
00:38:54No
00:38:57It's probably nothing to just tell him I called sorry again
00:39:03night
00:39:08I
00:39:14Love you by hey, but yours too
00:39:23What do you want me to do?
00:39:27What do you want to do?
00:39:38What do you want me to do?
00:39:40What do you want me to do?
00:39:41What do you want me to do?
00:39:43What do you want me to do?
00:39:45What do you want me to do?
00:39:47Everything
00:39:49Yeah?
00:39:50What's everything?
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:53The stars
00:39:54I'd like to kiss the tip of that
00:40:01Very very softly
00:40:05Well
00:40:07Yeah?
00:40:08Oh
00:40:10Yeah?
00:40:12Mhm
00:40:17Mhm
00:40:24Would you like that?
00:40:26Yeah
00:40:28Then what?
00:40:33Let's just let nature take its course
00:40:42Uh, don't you want to shut the lights off?
00:40:44No
00:40:49I want to watch you
00:41:14Oh
00:41:16Ah, chinga
00:41:24There's nothing I loathe more than doing laundry
00:41:28I'm just gonna start throwing my clothes away as they get dirty
00:41:31So what's up?
00:41:32You sounded really weird on the phone
00:41:33on the phone and you look like shit thanks i did something a little stupid last night what had an
00:41:42affair or something no way shit it's hot greenhouse effect acid rain nuclear dumping
00:41:52no ozone left the whole fucking planet's a goner i give it another five years max
00:41:58you're sure in a chipper mood today you get laid last night
00:42:06oh shit who's the unlucky dude friend what's he like
00:42:16you mean he was like
00:42:20so what you gonna see him again
00:42:22i guess so is it like serious or something
00:42:32makes my heart beat sure you don't mean he makes you beat hard
00:42:36hey tommy mind if i ask you a personal question nine and seven eighths inches
00:42:55in your dreams got a tape measure try a magnifying glass
00:42:59i was just wondering have you ever been you know stuffed yeah a few times
00:43:15though my motto is it's always better to give than to receive
00:43:19what don't tell me doesn't it hurt first hell yeah if you just relax god it must be serious shut up
00:43:34it was this guy brendan it's not like i'm gonna see him again i don't think
00:43:39well i hope you were smart enough to have safe sex at least yeah mostly
00:43:51it just kind of happened he's been coming into the store a lot sort of cruising me never really
00:43:58thought much of it then last night he was there around closing he invited me over to watch this boot
00:44:04like nine inch nails concert table
00:44:10if it'd been anybody but nine inch nails i would probably have said no
00:44:16but the worst part is sex was like totally great i mean i get a hard on just thinking about it
00:44:23so what are you gonna do i can't lie to derek but i don't know how i'm gonna be able to face him
00:44:30let alone sleep with him when i can't even get this other guy out of my head
00:44:36you are fucked tell me about it it's another saturday night in the gay mecca with absolutely
00:44:43nothing to do what are you talking about i mean just look at this vast array of possibilities
00:44:49a beer bust at mother load full of old mustache trolls
00:44:53a drag show at the apache with shrieking queen's lip-syncing broadway shadow tunes
00:44:57and hey it's tied home with disco night at rage prone studio hooray for hollywood
00:45:04or we can always stand and pose beneath the video screens at revolver
00:45:08this whole town's one giant bag farm now here's a cherry item what these two 15 year old guys in
00:45:15wisconsin were like secret lovers their families were moving apart and rather than face the thought of
00:45:21being separated they made a pact and blew each other's brains out with their dad's hunting rifles
00:45:29isn't that sad yeah
00:45:34pretty romantic
00:45:38this is the topper
00:45:40one of the kids fathers was quoted afterwards saying
00:45:44well he's better off dead than queer as far as i'm concerned
00:45:52heartwarming
00:45:55you hungry
00:45:58some scam huh
00:46:12don't you have like 50 cents or something no
00:46:14you're probably thinking i don't care so what'd you feel like eating
00:46:27i'm sorry
00:46:30yeah i know it's supposed to come over
00:46:33who's to test
00:46:34just been working on that exercise for clients
00:46:38who's to test
00:46:39yeah the subjective pov movement to space thing
00:46:43i understand
00:46:46it's just that i miss you
00:46:50that's all
00:46:52i miss you too
00:46:57i've just been really busy
00:47:00do you want me to come over or not
00:47:03do you want me to come over or not
00:47:05i hope i figure out a lunch mall
00:47:09can you allow me a second
00:47:14hello
00:47:14uh steve
00:47:19do you know who this is
00:47:21yeah sure
00:47:23where'd she get this number
00:47:28oh
00:47:28um look um i'm in long distance with my grandmother
00:47:34can i call right back
00:47:36yeah okay um
00:47:39you need my number though right
00:47:42right let me get a pen
00:47:50okay shoot
00:47:50god right
00:47:57right
00:47:57call you right back
00:48:01derrick
00:48:02no this is still me
00:48:05oh
00:48:05shit
00:48:06um hold on
00:48:07let me
00:48:10derrick
00:48:11what took you so long
00:48:14who was it
00:48:16my my dad's acupuncturist
00:48:17look
00:48:19i i really i really got it
00:48:22i'll see you tomorrow okay
00:48:24yeah
00:48:26pick me up like around 12 30
00:48:30right
00:48:32love you too
00:48:34bye
00:48:47bye
00:48:48bye
00:48:48bye
00:48:49bye
00:48:50bye
00:49:17Where do you want to go for breakfast?
00:49:22Forever.
00:49:24Could that be great?
00:49:27Sure, we've only been there like what?
00:49:30Three times this week?
00:49:37I need to shave.
00:49:41What would you do if I told you I was going to drink all your blood one night while you were asleep?
00:49:46Try to stake your heart, honey.
00:49:55Count Dracula, the phone's ringing.
00:49:58What's that?
00:50:00Are you always like a walking hard arm or what?
00:50:04Why should you ask him?
00:50:07Oh, he talks too?
00:50:09He smiles at least.
00:50:11Look, he's happy to see you.
00:50:14Gee, you said the nicest things.
00:50:17Fuck why?
00:50:25Yeah?
00:50:27Oh, hi.
00:50:29How you doing?
00:50:31Um, look, I'm kind of on my way at the door right now.
00:50:37Could I call you back later?
00:50:41Tonight?
00:50:44Okay, bye.
00:50:49What is that?
00:50:50Uh, my mom.
00:50:52You know, the usual.
00:50:53Eat right, study hard.
00:50:55Check us in the mail routine.
00:50:57Really?
00:51:02Do you see my cigarettes?
00:51:03No, what the fuck am I going to do?
00:51:23I mean, I'm going to talk to Eric.
00:51:27No?
00:51:28It'd be so much easier if I didn't love him so much.
00:51:31See what this random guy?
00:51:32It's just sex.
00:51:33I made your phone around my ex.
00:51:34It's a little sex.
00:51:35But I can't imagine him going out of there or anything.
00:51:37Derek?
00:51:38Derek?
00:51:39Let's see what this random guy is.
00:51:41It's just sex.
00:51:44I made your phone around my ex.
00:51:46It's a little sex.
00:51:47But I can't imagine him going out of there or anything.
00:51:54Derek?
00:51:55Oh, shit.
00:51:58Derek, let me go for you.
00:52:00Derek, let me go.
00:52:02Let me go.
00:52:08Let me go.
00:52:10Fuck, man.
00:52:26What am I supposed to do?
00:52:28Fuck you, man!
00:52:32He hates me.
00:52:34He does not hate you.
00:52:36Yeah, and Greg Luganis likes girls.
00:52:40I suck.
00:52:42I don't deserve to live.
00:52:44I just wanna lie down in the middle of the road
00:52:46and get run over by a Suzuki Samurai.
00:52:48Well, at least you don't have to deal with all that guilt anymore.
00:52:52I miss him already.
00:52:58I miss him already.
00:53:02I miss him already.
00:53:04Well, I hate to say it, but I warned you from the start.
00:53:08Steven's a Sagittarius and they are notorious horndogs.
00:53:12Mega unreliable.
00:53:14Lousy at relationships.
00:53:16No, I know.
00:53:18Never trust a fire sign.
00:53:20You know, Derek, it will stop hurting so much.
00:53:22Eventually.
00:53:26Yeah, but what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
00:53:30Phil Wretched?
00:53:32the day.
00:53:34Oh, there's blood cold out there.
00:53:35Time for you.
00:53:38The jarhead.
00:53:40He didn't tell me you're around and party.
00:53:44Man, I could use a hit of that.
00:53:46Oh, man, what the fuck happened to you?
00:53:55I had a fight with my dad.
00:53:57my mom found like all my porn magazines and a bunch of condoms stashed under my bed
00:54:05so she and my dad called me in for this big talk
00:54:08i mean what could i say so finally i just told him right out i said yeah i'm a homo so fucking
00:54:17what my mom was all crying i'm like dad
00:54:21i just went like totally berserk started breaking stuff shoving me around while my mom was screaming
00:54:29at him and they kicked me out
00:54:35what a bummer
00:54:50snow what are you gonna do
00:54:53my mom says he can stay with us until he gets back on his feet
00:54:59well you don't have to meet anything
00:55:03thanks dude hey you still seeing that guy what's his name
00:55:07yeah
00:55:08how come we haven't met the stepmuffin yet
00:55:14you see like dog food city or something
00:55:16no
00:55:17who's this and he's collegiate love sickle
00:55:21yeah so let's hear the titillating details i mean does this guy have the ultimate power
00:55:25tool to end all power tools
00:55:27patricia you are so obnoxious
00:55:32is this tom all right i guess i mean he must be pretty freaked his dad flipping out on him like that
00:55:40have you ever met that guy
00:55:42a total fucking all-american nra dirtball
00:55:45it's a wonder he didn't blow tommy's head off on an ak-47
00:55:48scary
00:55:49so he's going to stay at derek's well for now at least
00:55:56how is dark
00:56:00surviving
00:56:02next time you see him tell him i'll sit on
00:56:09why don't you tell him yourself
00:56:11why don't you tell him yourself
00:56:16why don't you tell him
00:56:28derek
00:56:30i know you hate me
00:56:32i know you never want to see me again
00:56:35But there's some stuff I just got said in.
00:56:42It was chicken shit of me.
00:56:49It just seems like the only way.
00:56:54I just want to tell you that, basically,
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:10I was like a selfish, stupid asshole.
00:57:16And I fucked up everything.
00:57:20I'm not asking you to forgive me.
00:57:26You can't take me back or anything.
00:57:33I just want to let you know that,
00:57:36you're just the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.
00:57:45You have to go to me when I say,
00:57:50I love you.
00:57:54And then,
00:57:56I didn't want to hurt you.
00:58:02Ever.
00:58:12You fucker.
00:58:15You've reached me.
00:58:31You've reached me, so talk.
00:58:51Hi, it's me.
00:58:54I thought we were going out tonight, but I guess you're studying or whatever.
00:58:58So, uh, hear about L.A.'s latest wacky serial killer?
00:59:08Yeah, some nutcases have been bumping off hustlers and leaving their heads with their cocks stuffed in their mouths and dumpsters all over Hollywood.
00:59:17Pretty charming, huh?
00:59:18Uh, well, it's around two, and I'll be up for a couple of hours, so if you feel like calling, otherwise, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I guess.
00:59:36Um, ciao.
00:59:44Um, ciao.
01:00:14The queers were in the closet a few years ago.
01:00:26Those disgusting vermin came out of the closet.
01:00:29They came out of the closet, out into the open.
01:00:32They marched down the street, but they didn't know it, but God had them on the way to march down the street to the graveyard.
01:00:37Oh, let's go.
01:01:33Derek?
01:01:39Where are you?
01:01:44Come on, let's go get a beer or something.
01:01:48I don't want a beer.
01:01:51I just want to stay here in case.
01:01:56The doctor said he's going to sleep till the morning.
01:01:58He's not going to do anyone any good.
01:01:59You're driving yourself crazy hanging around here.
01:02:03I just got the message.
01:02:08He's alright.
01:02:09They just want him to stay the night.
01:02:11Keep an eye on him.
01:02:14No.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:18He didn't even have a chance.
01:02:20Just be thankful he'll be okay.
01:02:33I mean, he could have been way home.
01:02:37Yeah, sure.
01:02:40Hey, you hungry?
01:02:42You want a fat burger or something?
01:02:43No, thanks.
01:02:46Look, I really appreciate you all being here.
01:02:50But I really need to be alone.
01:02:54Stay back.
01:02:57I really, really need to be alone for a while.
01:03:00Do you, too?
01:03:01I'm sorry.
01:03:15You love me.
01:03:21Let him be alone.
01:03:22It's me.
01:03:52Andy, you know what time it is?
01:03:55Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, but just...
01:03:58Hey, can you open the door? I feel pretty stupid out here.
01:04:05I get to sleep, man. I get to school in the morning.
01:04:09I won't stay all night. I just need...
01:04:13I really need to talk, that's all.
01:04:17Andy, I'm not alone.
01:04:25I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
01:04:30No. No, that's not okay.
01:04:34Andy.
01:04:47I just wish I was there.
01:04:57I just wish I was there.
01:05:07I saw the seagull on the freeway once, flying really low, close to the traffic.
01:05:17I got sucked in by the vacuum created by all the speeding cars.
01:05:27Couldn't fly up.
01:05:29The cars were all slowing down.
01:05:33He's flipping his wings like mad exhausted.
01:05:37I'm not alone.
01:05:39I'm not alone.
01:05:41I'm not alone.
01:05:43I'm not alone.
01:05:45I'm not alone.
01:05:47I'm not alone.
01:05:49I'm not alone.
01:05:51I'm not alone.
01:05:53It's just flapping his wings like mad exhausted.
01:05:58Terrifying.
01:05:59Trying to keep from being splattered like a bug on some truck's front crown.
01:06:15They just couldn't get out of the way.
01:06:18Need anything else?
01:06:40Nothing.
01:06:41Hey, did I tell you I may be finding a place?
01:06:45It's way dinky in a shitty neighborhood, but no reamerama move-in fee at least.
01:06:51That's great.
01:06:53It's weird, but I'm almost looking forward to living on my own.
01:06:58You know all that adult responsibility crapola?
01:07:02Well, you know you're welcome to stay here as long as you want.
01:07:05Thanks, dude. You know when day I'm gonna repay you for all this.
01:07:15Look at the fuckin' cat track, dude.
01:07:20How you feeling?
01:07:22Hey, Andy. I'm alright.
01:07:25You look good.
01:07:27A brush of this.
01:07:30It's ugly, I know.
01:07:32It's not.
01:07:33Thanks.
01:07:34Here, I'll put it in some water.
01:07:42What's up with him?
01:07:46Looks like he thinks he's once a name.
01:07:48Alex from the Brady Bunch.
01:07:50So what's new?
01:07:52How's your boyfriend?
01:07:54History.
01:08:02Really?
01:08:04That's too bad.
01:08:07Whatever.
01:08:10Sorry.
01:08:13You wanna talk about it?
01:08:16Not much to say, you know.
01:08:19Got burned.
01:08:25Poor little fuckin' heart got broken.
01:08:27BFD.
01:08:33Well, guys, it's the best how you do.
01:08:35Hey, Chowderhead, where you been?
01:08:37Nowhere special.
01:08:42Yo.
01:08:43Hey, Tommy.
01:08:45What's up?
01:08:49I'm tired, dude.
01:08:51Okay.
01:08:52I'm a little tired.
01:08:57Yeah.
01:08:58Actually, he's sort of taking a nap right now.
01:09:01Well, can you tell him I called?
01:09:04Yeah, thanks.
01:09:07Right.
01:09:08Bye.
01:09:15Fuck, man.
01:09:22I need this fuckin' stupid bullshit job like I need to get my fuckin' hair drawn off.
01:09:35I need this fuckin' stupid bullshit job like I need to get my fuckin' hair drawn off.
01:10:05I need this, I don't even think of a good job.
01:10:11I need this.
01:10:12I need this.
01:10:14Okay, wait, take a look.
01:10:16I need this.
01:10:17Do you have enough stuff already?
01:10:19so what do you want me to talk about i mean does he have enough stuff already
01:10:31just wondering what's on your mind what's going on
01:10:34same old same old i don't know work eat shit sleep buy cds look for a place
01:10:43we found one yet an apartment i mean uh a couple of maybe's i don't know
01:10:49what about sex what about it i've been busy i'm concentrating on other things
01:10:59how's that it's fine
01:11:04look if you want to find out about derrick don't ask me okay don't put me in the middle of a mess you made
01:11:12is he sleeping with him yet or what what are you sleeping with him
01:11:18you're fucking crazy man get that thing out of my face get that fucking camera out of my face
01:11:24yeah i know i know
01:11:39it's just i really don't feel like i'm ready to deal with him yet
01:11:44it's not like i'm trying to lay a guilt trip on you or anything
01:11:55but it really hurts steven you're shutting him out like this
01:12:01you're not like i'm trying to lay a guilt trip on you or anything
01:12:06i don't know
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01:12:43it's still totally painful for me to see him
01:12:59god how did everything get so fucked up anyway
01:13:10the fuck is everybody
01:13:20talk to you later
01:13:35bye
01:13:37hi guy
01:13:38what's the matter
01:13:39that's steven man what a motherfucking
01:13:41whoa
01:13:43tommy what happened
01:13:46do you want to go for a walk or something
01:13:54hey how about going to the store and getting me some oregano
01:13:58sure
01:14:00anything else dear
01:14:02um could you pick me up some milk while you're at it
01:14:05okay
01:14:35Oh
01:15:05All I really want is to be happy for like one second
01:15:12Be able to look around and not just see shit
01:15:16Say hey, it's a beautiful day
01:15:29I want to enjoy life while I'm still young enough to appreciate it. I mean
01:15:34That's what it's all about, right?
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