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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:10You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:22I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:33Ah.
00:34It's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O Tart.
00:37Talk Tart.
00:40Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:44Oh, that's a good one.
00:45I'd probably use like the, you know, the melting face one.
00:51The time for name calling is over.
00:54Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
00:55Can you keep still please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:59Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix off.
01:04Snogging.
01:06Cracking on.
01:08Oh.
01:10And a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's the love island Unseen Man.
01:19It's the love island Unseen Man.
01:20And a shower of bombshells.
01:24And a shower of bombshells.
01:44In one big bedroom, cosy and bright,
01:48the islanders all slept through the night.
01:50There were 16 happy islanders all tucked up in a row,
01:55dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow.
01:59Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
02:04Little did they know that four would be off to stay
02:08at a sleepover not that far away.
02:15Simon and the beer, you are now single on that bottle from the island.
02:18They sweetly slept, safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.
02:26I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.
02:28You have made your bed, you need to lie in that.
02:31Oh, my fucking days.
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod,
02:39Lola was dreaming something quite odd.
02:43It may sound rude, it may sound kinky,
02:47but here is her dream about wee willy winky.
02:51What you are
02:55Told me I had a dream about you last night.
02:57Did you? You're gonna hate it.
02:59So after this, you were an advocate for small willies,
03:02and your dick was literally about the width of my finger.
03:06But not even that size, it was literally there.
03:08And the smallest little ball back in the world like this.
03:10Why don't you kiss me like you used to?
03:14Tell me why, tell me why
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:21Don't shush, boys. Shake your tush.
03:25Are you gonna introduce me
03:29To all your friends, all your friends?
03:31Packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week.
03:35Would that be shown on unseen bits?
03:37Hashtag scared.
03:38Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
03:40Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, sorry. There's literally stinging me.
03:43Can't cope with this.
03:45No, what is it doing? Go away.
03:47So, click your fingers.
03:49Can't do it.
03:49If you can.
03:51I can't. I've just got all the jingling.
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:57That's just like, yeah.
03:58Yeah, that just looks stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
04:14And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week
04:17that will have you in creases.
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:24Are you still not iron?
04:25Are you still your sheets pressed?
04:26I iron my bed sheets.
04:28Yeah, I love an iron bed sheet.
04:30Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed.
04:32How often do you change your sheets?
04:34Every week.
04:35Yeah, every week.
04:35So, when I go out on a Saturday night.
04:37It's kind of an ick.
04:38I come home.
04:39No, I think that's a green flag.
04:40I iron with, like, house music on.
04:42So, I'm like...
04:44And ironing.
04:45Yeah, ironing.
04:46It gets you going.
04:47That makes it a bit better.
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:49Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back.
04:50You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon.
04:53Why not Sunday?
04:54Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:58I come back.
04:59I shower.
05:00I have two Ferrero Rochers.
05:02A bottle of water.
05:03And then I go to bed.
05:07What's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers?
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers.
05:10That's just so niche.
05:11Quite like an after right.
05:13Yeah, but that's not really substantial enough.
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually, he's a bit of a poser.
05:26Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:28Someone show me this move.
05:28So you've got like the warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then this hand comes under there.
05:35And you've got to link your hands, right?
05:37Link your hands.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Step this one in.
05:40Fucking how?
05:41And lift that one up.
05:43How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position there.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Right?
05:48So put your left arm through your legs.
05:51Oh.
05:51Yeah.
05:52And then bring your right hand around.
05:54And grab them.
05:55No, I've not got the bag.
05:56What was this?
05:57No, no, no, no.
05:57Other way.
05:58So put your left arm...
05:59How the fucking you connect them?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:00So put your left arm through there.
06:01And bring it like right around the back of your arse.
06:04Yeah.
06:04And then grab it with your right hand.
06:06Yeah.
06:06And then step your right leg in.
06:08That's what I'm doing right.
06:09And then...
06:10What the fuck?
06:11Like this.
06:12And then like that.
06:12How are you getting the arm connection?
06:16Like that...
06:16So bring your arm that way.
06:18Oh, okay.
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:19And then...
06:20Yeah!
06:22There's another one you can do where you go like...
06:23Where you go like that.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:26I don't know.
06:27Look at this.
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28That's a different one.
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Can you do that one, Chris?
06:32Where you just do the same, but...
06:34What the fuck?
06:35No, this is a given faceplant.
06:36That's mental.
06:36Yeah, I'm just going to go boost.
06:37No, don't do that.
06:39Angel, we can't have your nose broken.
06:40We can't get it bigger.
06:42This girl here, honestly.
06:45Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
07:04It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totesbag emoch fans have been on socials.
07:17Loved lipstick and perfume to hands iconic.
07:21Face with heart emoji.
07:22Face with heart emoji.
07:25I love Elena and Mag, so cute.
07:29Loudly crying face emoji.
07:32It's a Scottish thing, we take our bags everywhere.
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji.
07:47Starstruck emoji.
07:54This is my thing.
07:55No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me.
07:59Always.
08:00Is that what your purpose is?
08:01Yeah.
08:02But I put everything in my handbag.
08:03I've got so much in my handbags at home.
08:05But I only use my...
08:06I take it to the gym, I take it to somebody, I take it to work.
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag.
08:11Because it has everything, it has my lip line, it has my purse, it has my ID.
08:14Your little cutie handbag.
08:15Yeah.
08:16But I have that, like, everyone's in the council office, they're like,
08:19why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag and that's my always handbag.
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of
08:32Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin.
08:38Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair out, when you're
08:42by the beach, when you're just, it's getting in your face.
08:45We love a hair clip.
08:47And this was a little flower one.
08:49Okay.
08:49Then, lip balm.
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised, we have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:58But, there's a lot more in here and it's really getting heavy.
09:01First, two lemons.
09:04Next, we have a whisk.
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
09:09Let's see.
09:11Cowboy hat.
09:12Right.
09:14A yoga mat.
09:19We have my plant.
09:22I just love my plant.
09:25Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:28Good luck to me trying to get it back in that.
09:31Because using the sides, it's a bit of a tight squeeze.
09:36But we're going to give that a good go.
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:48The Love Island villa may be a Wi-Fi free zone, but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of
09:53getting on the net and having a text chat.
09:55Well, if I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.
09:58Oh, that's a good one.
09:59I'd probably use, like, the, you know, the melting face one, like, on the side, like...
10:04It's just, like, melting.
10:06Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
10:08It could be, like, I'm pissed.
10:10You know, I'm drunk.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I'm fed up.
10:14Do you know the emoji words?
10:15It's just, like, the fine face and it's got the...
10:17What's the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:21It's just like a little...
10:22That one, dude.
10:25Is that where you text all the girls in?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Because, like, do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark and then you send her...
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just, like, it has a little bit of character that comes in.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
10:40Do you know when I'm texting something?
10:42Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's, like, a...
10:47That's the closest thing to your face.
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:52It's, like, you could...
10:53Imagine you're saying, I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks,
10:56see where the night goes after, then give it a little...
10:59It's a good cheeky little one.
11:00I like it.
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Do it again?
11:05Your tongue...
11:06You've got to sit the tongue out.
11:07I can't see it.
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:16The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
11:18Oh, someone's doing something wrong.
11:19It's like the...
11:19Oh, no.
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:24Do you know after your speech?
11:24Like, if you were to send a link to your speeches to your mum or dad, you'd follow it up
11:30with that.
11:31No, I know the one that...
11:32You know where it's just, like, the mouth and the eyes are just like...
11:36There's just nothing there.
11:37Because you've, like, made too many mistakes.
11:39You're both flat.
11:40Yeah.
11:40It's just a line.
11:41Yeah, it's just like...
11:43Because I've fucked up again.
11:45So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:47That's so good, innit?
11:48So, if me and you were next to each other in a message, you'd just be...
11:52And I'd be...
11:53Yeah.
11:54Let's do it now.
12:03This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime.
12:07So, we went snorkelling.
12:09And what beauty we came across in this scene.
12:12I glidden these two on their paddleboard date.
12:16Sup, guys?
12:17It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
12:18This is what I wanted.
12:20So, Lola, we've been getting on really well and I just think it's time we tighten up.
12:24On your ankle.
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see.
12:30There we are.
12:31We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:33How would you get us on your ankle, man?
12:38I just already got...
12:39Right.
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:41Do you want me to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here.
12:45You get...
12:48I'm not having a good day.
12:49This is the worst first day ever.
12:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:53Okay, don't touch.
12:54Don't touch.
12:54Now, how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:58No, wait.
12:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:59Wait, the stick's gone.
13:00No, I can get a stick.
13:01No, you can't.
13:02No, I can't.
13:03You can, Seth.
13:09Oh, dear.
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close.
13:15Fish.
13:15Is there fishes?
13:16Do you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20It's fishes.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, but fishes.
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:28We're still telling we had tapas, though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:31Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out,
13:33there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:47I'm glad you could join me today.
13:50I thought we'd paint a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:56So, come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the Joy of Painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:31Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline, like, you know,
14:34like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline,
14:37like, glosses, okay?
14:40It's beautiful.
14:43What the canvas for your work?
14:46Oh, I've got to be on top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51Okay, I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That is beautiful, love.
14:55Yeah?
14:56Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie,
14:58but that clip was priceless.
15:07Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
15:10so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa,
15:13something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:24There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time,
15:28so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:30Ooh, I'll be next!
15:47It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:56Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama
16:04to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:07Like that, don't you?
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:14Sorry, sorry, sorry!
16:15Morning's gonna melt!
16:16Sorry!
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Ooh!
16:23This is a great service!
16:28So look no further with your one-stop-shop
16:31for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot!
16:37Elbow me in the face, man!
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Burned Bits!
16:42Earlier we saw a club of Kavan and Aidan sitting in silence,
16:46but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:48Well, here's...
16:49Ooh!
16:50I've been next!
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, bro.
17:01Is that you? You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What is wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV!
17:09Mate, it's so bad!
17:11Shut up!
17:12But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:17otherwise the Love Island boss is the man
17:18we fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:21So come on, quick, say something funny!
17:31I did warn you.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:41I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know, they're like...
17:50Rufus Alistair or something.
17:51Do you know what I mean? I like that.
17:52What is this?
17:53I think I'll call one like it's Romeo.
17:55Romeo.
17:56The Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son Junior.
18:00Sam Roth Junior.
18:01SJ.
18:02That's cute.
18:03I might just call, yeah, just call him my name,
18:05but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ!
18:08AJ!
18:10Aidan Junior.
18:11AJ.
18:12That's a great name.
18:13AJ.
18:14AJ Murphy.
18:15How would you spell it though?
18:15For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:18A-J.
18:20No.
18:21Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:22That's crazy.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ, how can you have like a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because...
18:30Yours said his name's Aidan Junior.
18:31Junior.
18:32So it's A-J.
18:33Nickname.
18:33It's just the nickname.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know his nickname's AJ, but why would you start throwing letters into AJ when it's literally just his
18:38initials?
18:39Oh, because you said his name's going to be A-J, but his name's not.
18:42No, no, no.
18:42Well, that's what everyone would call him.
18:44Aidan Junior.
18:44Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:46No, it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior.
18:48So on the birth certificate, you're not going to go A-Y-J.
18:52No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards, but it sounds better, because you can say A-J.
18:58A-J-M.
18:59A-J.
19:00Oh, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well.
19:10That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:23The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So your foot's here, you point it out, and you just go back, front, back, front, around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:36So you just basically do it with a jump.
19:38Oh.
19:38Okay.
19:40So...
19:41What the...
19:42And then...
19:43So a lot of jumping.
19:45So how do you get to this?
19:45It's all jumping.
19:47So lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:51For jumping.
19:51Then there was, there was like, basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground, and you
19:56need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it.
19:59Lola's falling in the swords.
20:01Your hands, your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your facts.
20:05They're actually good.
20:05And you're actually just...
20:06That's so cute.
20:08I know.
20:09And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle, you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Fuck it.
20:31Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace.
20:34But were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Don't we should try the other way?
20:39Yeah, go on then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:41Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I normally go that way.
20:43I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing, but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:51You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go, mm, let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way.
21:05I go in the other way.
21:06I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:09I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:14Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:17I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go...
21:21Yeah, right, yeah.
21:22You have to put the tongue out.
21:24What way do you want?
21:25How do you go out?
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way and then that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:36Switch up.
21:36Sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode.
21:38He's here and then he's like, okay, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this way.
21:40Right, we're shifting gears.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls.
22:00All the flavours, mate.
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavours.
22:04Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
22:07There actually are all the flavours.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:15Strawberry?
22:16Obviously, I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:21What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:24He's like...
22:24No, I'm vanilla.
22:25No, he's dolce de leche.
22:28Dolce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:29Si.
22:30The sweet milk one.
22:32The sweet milk.
22:33So, you're not white, white, you're like...
22:35Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're the coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm.
22:43I love tiramisu as well.
22:44Up to you.
22:44What am I?
22:45You're caramel.
22:47Period.
22:48Ellie's like Iron Brew.
22:50You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's Italy.
22:52What are we talking here?
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:55Vanilla bean.
22:55Are you talking in the bedroom?
22:56No, Aiden's like...
22:58Yes.
22:58There's too many vanilla.
22:59Vanilla.
22:59He's like a classic.
23:01Oh, no, he's like...
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour.
23:05A bit of fun?
23:06Yeah.
23:06Yeah, I hear that, bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:19I'm more of a Mr. Whippy man, myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups.
23:33But this turned into put-downs.
23:35Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what it means.
23:38You've got like a...
23:40The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:44No, but...
23:45For fuck's sake, bro.
23:47When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jump.
23:50You know?
23:51The jumping...
23:51The jumping ones.
23:54God, give us a little jump over here.
23:55Jump over his arm.
23:56No.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:59I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yes!
24:06Where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these.
24:10You have to get the knees out.
24:11I need my pole.
24:14Yeah!
24:17It nearly went over.
24:20Well, um...
24:21Yeah, maybe not.
24:22Maybe not a high jump.
24:24Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:32What?
24:33You smell like rubber bands.
24:36It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo.
24:42With notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
25:00Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others said.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:24What?
25:26It is.
25:27You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:31Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
26:04I could show you a few of my moves.
26:06Uh, show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:09So, yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Love Island Uncined Metz, where Jordy, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut
26:16into a wellness studio.
26:18The shoulders have got to be back. They've got to be dropped. Feel it in your core. Feel the stretch
26:27Come on everyone shit those chakras
26:29Giving banana in my job. I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot
26:35It goes all you do
26:38That's my bones I said chakras Ellie
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts. I think I put me on to something
26:45No, he definitely didn't catch your sandwich. Did you just have plain bread with ketchup? Yeah
26:50Yeah, two pieces of bread. I don't even like ketchup as we offer up clips
26:55So unseen they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter. You just pull your body over
27:01You actually hear my back in there
27:06And seeing stars
27:08Ah
27:09Fuck
27:11Oh fucking bastard
27:14Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
27:19head
27:21Boom, thanks Tommy and namaste
27:34Let's move to another unseen clip and everyone was walking the line like model islanders
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk shoulders back shoulders back in it. Look, it's just a little bit of
27:46a swear
27:47Hey, that's too much
27:48Is that too hard?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Let me and you do it. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah
27:53It's just a little nonchalant. Never eye contact with anybody ready
28:02Hey, we're bobbing too much
28:04That's too quick. That's too quick
28:06Nah, that's the pace
28:07Normally for a runway that's the pace innit
28:09What is there a beat is there?
28:10There's just like so yeah, there's a bit to it. Yeah
28:12Boom, boom, boom
28:13It's hard innit?
28:14Do you reckon you could like do the modeling?
28:15Yeah
28:15Do you want me?
28:18Now I've got my new film
28:19I want to do one after
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this line here
28:24No eye contact, just a little bob
28:26I do need a bit of advice before I go into this though, bro
28:30What do I do? How do I approach it like?
28:32Ready?
28:33Let me see your one way walk
28:35Make your heels click
28:36Make your one way
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come
28:49Come do it with me
28:51You need in between the both of them
28:52Like he moves too much, he moves too little
28:54Right, hold on
28:55Go on
28:553, 2, 1, go
29:05Chairball
29:06Oh my god, they're actually divas
29:19Here's a top-secret, highly confidential, unseen training video from the LIA, the Love Island Army
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before active engagement
29:31Is everyone here, but if the two bombshell girls come in everyone here is open to get to know them
29:35exactly a hundred percent
29:37Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy
29:40I'll be the man on the inside wingman a wingman. Yeah, yeah
29:45We call him every now and then he's not there every night
29:47He's not on the front line with us all the time, but every now and then when the general needs
29:50him
29:50I'll call him up. He deals with our inside information fine
29:54He's SAS commander. That is my position
29:56Double O-Tart. I'm whatever you need me to be. Double O-Tart. Can we just go around quickly so
30:01I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain. I'm private. I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant. You're general.
30:08SAS. SAS.
30:10Just to clarify, who's number one? You? Yeah. I'm SAS so I can float on about wherever I am. I
30:14don't really have a rank.
30:15A Medal of Honor is a wash bag.
30:17The general's got how many wash bags? Have you got four? I've got four. He's got four wash bags.
30:21I've got two big wash bags. I've only got one wash bag.
30:23Have you got three? I've got three.
30:25It all works then? Yeah. Go on Aidan then. Give us a rundown. What's the post that is?
30:30No, no, no, no. Yeah, there's not that. Whoa, cadet's not going.
30:31Who told you to speak? Slow down. Slow down, cadet.
30:35Chill out. I can say that as well. Yeah, he can say that. Slow the fuck down.
30:40Right, now watch. Good debrief. Everyone's in a good position. Do you want to lead us, general?
30:45Three, two, one. Top Tarts!
30:50Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I know. How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank, lads, but the onwards march of unseen bets continues.
31:06The Islanders received a text this week.
31:08Kevin, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
31:17A car is waiting for you outside. Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
31:23And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast as possible to rush
31:28when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:30Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent four bombshells.
31:38Tina. Finley. Hallie. Chetty.
31:45And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport through the Mayorkan countryside,
31:51which in cork wedges is no mean feat.
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them. Or on them.
32:03Come on, chop-chop, you're going to be late walking at that pace.
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, they just kept doing everything in slow-mo.
32:13But once the Islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead.
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:18You're like a bit of sea bass. You're not into fish?
32:19No. I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:24I like fish.
32:25You're like fish, but you're not eating the fish.
32:28No, I like fish. What are you going on about?
32:31I study public relations. Do you know what, that's PR.
32:36I don't know what that is.
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is.
32:38I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:41What's the difference?
32:43I like seafood like prawns and that.
32:47What? What?
32:49fish counts as seafood yeah but fish is different so what fish do you like yeah
32:54like just fish I've got like a foot stitch man oh my god oh fuck it's like
32:59crap sorry I got rid of it's okay I do love a foot tattoo you know I do like a
33:05foot ankle
33:05tattoo I do like I do like you've got a nice feet that's one of the first things
33:08I saw really do you want to know a secret I have two toes joined together
33:12you're lying I swear to you I've got some of my hair I've got some of my hair
33:22look oh okay that's not that bad I think they look cute they look better than normal feet
33:28I thought you meant like they're just together like all the way just like a bit of the skin
33:33is like together do you speak Welsh so I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16
33:39can you teach me a word yeah I can say like um I love you like little words but if
33:43I think if I
33:44sat there and always sit somewhere please don't say that to me why are you laughing
33:49I like fish but I don't like seafood I'd still eat it but I don't like it
33:54what's your name Riley Riley oh that's crazy what is it Finn oh Finn where do I get Riley from
34:02I've never been with a Finley before you're the Finn though Finn Finn I've never been with a Finn either
34:07what would be your ideal date I'd want to do something fun which are like skydiving
34:13she was it first day yeah let's go skydiving I think that would be it's not very much like to
34:19do talking wise I mean true how we get into know each other as we're flying down the air
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36:06the party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit so strap on your heels and strut your stuff
36:12you ready
36:20we're working our way back through the last days of bill action to bring you everything that went
36:25unseen like this big pink wall we're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to
36:33see
36:34so relax because we have some cracking clips on the way
36:40oh
36:43strike a pose it's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit
36:54earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their top tarts army
36:57and here is the secret skincare routine that gets the top tarts tarted up
37:07we're focusing Tommy let's see if you know the next step see if I know the next step if you
37:13know
37:13the next step this is huge tona mmm technically not wrong just not right so do I do I wet
37:23my face
37:23yeah what before this yeah okay do you want to put the toner on I've done that already what I
37:30did
37:31I've started earlier look at him go look at the lip balm that's not lip balm it's lip oil
37:36lip oil then you put this on don't you this is the next one I don't know what step you're
37:42on
37:42yeah that's the toner yeah that's the toner that goes next why all you've done four fingers
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing right quick rub it in the throat dries oh my god we're done
37:52with this
37:52one yeah yeah I know we're gonna go for the eyes yes this is insane that's too much oh that's
37:59too much
38:00now what the hell is that she's taking the piss sorry I'm sorry guys I'm sorry right under the eyes
38:11I forget him general if I may we're ready for lymphatic drainage they're not ready for that yet
38:18fucking movies they're not you're getting demoted after this performance man if I get them to
38:24Irish just you're going down with me
38:25Irish just said why can't you know a little bit just a little bit you've got to open the node
38:30sir
38:31right then boys we all finished with a little spritz yes
38:36what's up are you private one
38:42who does the generals the general's doing all the work
38:44no he looks after his workers
38:47that was a little treat for you guys
38:49well done yeah
38:51well done pleasure doing business well done
38:54skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand cane rubbing it on my face
38:58it's tricky when I'm working away though so she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself
39:04pull out boys
39:20this next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around
39:26is lorenzo's phone here oh
39:30lorenzo's he's so fucking
39:35it's me
39:37why does he do this see if it's anyone else i'd battle and see if it's lorenzo it's fine
39:42oh cute girl oh i love him
39:45so fucking cute
39:46is there a reason why it looks like it's in the berlin dancing
39:50literally
39:53is there a reason
39:57that's why he got so many photos
40:02did he get photos of you
40:05i can't even breathe around this guy
40:07oh no this one is a fucking funny
40:10they need to leave immediately
40:15he was like he's gonna make so many whatsapp stickers of me
40:18i thought for fucks sake
40:20oh my god
40:22his phone does need to be confiscated
40:24like i can't even just be sat there
40:39i can't wait to show him that
40:41i can't wait to show him he's gonna be so proud of me
40:56nowhere safe
40:57that is one serious photo dump girls but not as serious as the dumping of namibian sam
41:03so the boy i would like to steal is tommy
41:07so the girl i would like to steal is ellie
41:11god i like to steal is mika
41:13so the boy i would like to steal is aiden
41:17salmon in the beer you are now single and therefore dumped from the island
41:20at least we have some pictures to remember you by
41:23oh wait maybe not those ones
41:36it's time for beach a bonanza
41:41beach a bonanza
41:42i asked the islanders what their cheesiest dms were
41:50oh i've received so many so many weird weird weird dms in my life
41:56oh i know you're a teacher but you could teach me a thing or two in bed just like
41:59that wasn't cringy i actually liked that one to be honest
42:01someone messaged me saying can i call you jasmine without the jazz
42:07so can i call you mine
42:10which is quite good and if he was hot i would have replied
42:14something crazy like are you a controller dot dot dot
42:17because i'm not trying to play you
42:20and then sent like a controller emoji
42:23a girl sent a picture of a dog sorry my dog went missing um thank you for finding him
42:29so i dm'd this girl and i sent her an emoji of a football and then a fence and i
42:36said sorry i keep my
42:36board over my fence but whilst i'm here how are you oh i was young
42:42i get a lot of can i ask you a question and i'm like no you can't the only way
42:48i can describe it
42:48is like a bible verse that he had made up himself and it was the most raunchiest thing and cringiest
42:56thing i'd ever seen in my life i actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it
43:00very ballsy
43:01to be honest are you from tennessee because you're the only ten i see and i was like
43:07you need to get original don't ever say that was i have dm'd celebrities before you just think oh
43:14do you know what shoot my shot and then you wake up in the morning you think what's an absolute
43:18embarrassment which i just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass which is a good thing and
43:22they all take it like a good thing no one's ever taken it as a bad thing i sent a
43:25boy a message and it
43:26said if you feel something weird don't fight it i'm just manifesting you that's so cringy isn't it
43:33did i get a reply back no we've all had a guy ask for feet pics might have been there
43:39done it who knows
43:40well she requested that i should send us some pictures of my feet i don't know why
43:45my feet they're not in the best of nick you know what i mean like i've had some pretty weird
43:49requests
43:49in my day i've had a few people kind of message me for some old pairs of socks what actually
43:55goes
43:55through these people's heads did definitely have someone message me i can't remember the exact
43:58wording but it was saying about mayonnaise and it like started this discussion about mayonnaise which
44:03was like weirdly engaging because it's definitely better than like a hey kiss or something crap like
44:08that but i do like mayonnaise so it did weirdly work come back next time for some more
44:23i think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip if the boys can get around to it
44:27no go around go around yeah yeah
44:32we could get a good thing going here you know
44:42what are you doing we're walking around the garden we're eating oreos and burning them off sorry to
44:49pull rank lads but i'm under strict orders to sign out our time is up until next time over and
44:55out
44:55bye-bye
44:56so
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