- 3 days ago
Three curious kids pick up a fallen container which starts emitting trioxen gas. The gas soon elevates a group of zombies who craves for living human brains. Will the kids be able to survive?
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00:00:23In the fall of 1969, the Daryl Chemical Company,
00:00:27under contract to the U.S. Army, conducted a series of secret experiments
00:00:31with a new biological weapon called 245-trioxin.
00:00:36According to reports, the chemical was a catalyst in genetic reactification.
00:00:41What this meant and why trioxin was useful has never been revealed.
00:00:46But one thing is certain.
00:00:48Trioxin was soon considered too dangerous and volatile, even for experimental use.
00:00:54Interest in the lethal compound was abandoned several years ago.
00:00:57The Army will not comment, other than to say all trioxin has since been destroyed.
00:01:24The Army will not comment, other than to say all trioxin has since been destroyed.
00:02:02I've got his face like a bacon, but it's strictly one-seater.
00:02:08He's got a hold on, baby, to a special danger.
00:02:14All right, all right, all right, all right with you.
00:02:20All right, all right, all right, all right with you.
00:02:26Hey.
00:02:40Hey.
00:02:43Hey.
00:02:58Hey.
00:03:29Hey, come on.
00:03:32I'll tell you a hundred times a day.
00:03:34Stay out of here.
00:03:35Hey, look, get out.
00:03:36Jay.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:38Damn.
00:03:46All right.
00:04:06Good.
00:04:07Now you get to be a member of the club.
00:04:09That's okay.
00:04:10I'm not the joiner type.
00:04:11I mean, you wouldn't want a guy like me.
00:04:13We already voted.
00:04:15You're in.
00:04:16What do you know?
00:04:17You want to see the clubhouse?
00:04:21No.
00:04:21I've got a homework.
00:04:22My sister, she's made for me too.
00:04:23You scared?
00:04:24Me?
00:04:25Scared?
00:04:40Well, what do you think?
00:04:42Oh, a little old fashioned for my taste.
00:04:45Burial, I mean.
00:04:46I'm more into stuff like, you know, cremation.
00:04:49You scatter the ashes out of the plane.
00:04:52Throw them in the ocean.
00:04:52Maybe even have your favorite music playing.
00:04:54Okay.
00:04:55Okay.
00:04:55Come on.
00:04:58There it is.
00:05:00That's the clubhouse?
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:02You want to make something of it?
00:05:03No.
00:05:03It's great.
00:05:04Okay, then.
00:05:05Come on.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:11Wait a second.
00:05:14Who's buried in here?
00:05:16Come on.
00:05:16I'll show you inside.
00:05:17I've really got to get back.
00:05:18My sister, she...
00:05:19We got a meeting.
00:05:20I thought you were scared.
00:05:21That was before.
00:05:23That was before.
00:05:24Initiation time.
00:06:24Hey, look at this.
00:06:37What do you think?
00:06:39Don't know. It might be supplies.
00:06:40What kind of?
00:06:41I don't know. Ammo, maybe. Combat stuff.
00:06:46Hey, check this out.
00:06:52I don't think you should play around with that.
00:06:55Shut up, whip.
00:06:57Finders keepers, right?
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:03Hey!
00:07:11Hey!
00:07:19Whoa!
00:07:31Hey!
00:07:33Hey!
00:07:34Hey!
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:36Hey!
00:07:42It's the army! The real one! This is serious!
00:07:46I'm going to call that number and...
00:07:48You're not going to tell him about this, see?
00:07:50You know why?
00:07:53Because you won't be able to.
00:08:08Well, here we are.
00:08:12Oh, creep me out!
00:08:14Joey, are you sure that you want to do this?
00:08:17The guy offered me a hundred for a night's work.
00:08:20I can't turn that down, can I?
00:08:25Grab the bag, will you get it?
00:08:27So are you going to be in there all night or what?
00:08:29A couple of hours tops. You wait here.
00:08:32Gee, that sounds really exciting.
00:08:34Take it easy, baby. No sweat.
00:08:36I don't want to take it easy, Joey.
00:08:38I want to go out and have some fun. So will you just hurry up?
00:08:41Okay.
00:08:46I want you to be careful, too, please.
00:08:58I want you to be careful, too, please.
00:08:59Goddamn mushy stuff.
00:09:01Come on.
00:09:25What if somebody wants to know what we're doing here?
00:09:27Oh, well, you tell them you're a grave digger and you'll be telling them the truth.
00:09:30The only difference is we're the kind that takes them out instead of putting them in, see?
00:09:37What do you do with them?
00:09:39Oh, they're all sorts of crazies out there.
00:09:40They want the skulls from interred bodies.
00:09:43That's the key, see?
00:09:44They've got to have been interred.
00:09:46No sireen.
00:09:46Nobody wants skulls that haven't already been buried.
00:09:48Come on.
00:09:48I mean, how are they going to know the difference?
00:09:50It would be dishonest to give them skulls that weren't buried.
00:09:57Jesus.
00:09:58Oh, my God.
00:09:58I want you to see them, Wes, were you?
00:10:01We'll see them.
00:10:02Oh, my goodness.
00:10:07Boy, I want you to see them.
00:10:12You and me.
00:10:17I want you to see them.
00:10:18Please, please, please.
00:10:18But I'll see you today.
00:10:20Let them do this again.
00:10:22You're the only right to see them?
00:10:27Ahhhh!
00:10:36Okay, okay. Just a little decayed matter.
00:10:40Nothing to get unhinged about.
00:10:43Oh, shit!
00:10:45Ought to be pretty good pickings here, haven't been back for a long time.
00:10:51Lousy kids are always poking around in my gardens.
00:11:01Let's take home.
00:11:11Look at that!
00:11:12Oh, what the hell?
00:11:17Hey, you kid! I can't stand here again! I kick your ass!
00:11:21And then I call the police!
00:11:28Guess I just got away with kids, huh?
00:11:32Oh, what a shame. It's not even right.
00:11:37Damn kids ain't got no respect for the dead.
00:11:40Makes you sick, doesn't it?
00:11:41Yeah.
00:11:42All right. Let's get started.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:51And now take it to the side. Press out. It's one, two, three.
00:11:55Now pushing the walls. Keep them apart. Don't let them come in again.
00:11:58Four, three, two, now to the front. And swinging those arms.
00:12:03Standing tall is four, three, two, now to the side again.
00:12:09Hey, Jessie, you see that?
00:12:12Mom says you follow those rules or it's my butt.
00:12:15You follow those rules or it's your butt.
00:12:21First one says homework, and you don't go out until you finish it.
00:12:25Now get going.
00:12:26Ready, we're gonna do that again.
00:12:28To the side, it's...
00:12:34I'll do that again.
00:12:36One is the key.
00:12:38Two is the key.
00:12:44Two is the key.
00:13:06Come on, let's get out of here.
00:13:08I can't.
00:13:30I can't.
00:14:00I can't.
00:14:29I can't.
00:14:32I can't.
00:14:41I can't.
00:14:43Good boy.
00:14:44You got it.
00:14:53Good boy.
00:14:56Good boy.
00:15:01Good boy.
00:15:03Good boy.
00:15:03Good boy.
00:15:13Good boy.
00:15:24Oh, kiss, kiss.
00:15:28Good boy.
00:15:29Now you know what a bagman is.
00:15:42Oh, that's it.
00:15:44I don't need the money.
00:15:45I'm out of here.
00:15:46Ah, come off it.
00:15:47Who's going to know?
00:15:49Her?
00:15:51Besides, I bet that girlfriend of yours would sure like this.
00:16:00Huh?
00:16:01Huh?
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:09Yeah.
00:16:22What is that stuff?
00:16:25Swamp gas.
00:16:28Makes my skin feel like it's a slimy ice or something.
00:16:31Come on.
00:16:32Let's get this one up here.
00:16:371957.
00:16:39Perfect.
00:16:40Perfect.
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:51Come on.
00:16:53Come on.
00:16:59Come on.
00:17:06Come on.
00:17:17I don't know.
00:17:51I don't know.
00:18:20I don't know.
00:18:40I don't know.
00:18:42I don't know.
00:18:43I don't know.
00:18:45You're stupid.
00:18:46Hold on a sec.
00:18:47It's the door.
00:18:50Coming!
00:19:01Hi.
00:19:03I'm with cable TV.
00:19:04I have an installation order here.
00:19:05Yeah, you were supposed to be here like three hours ago.
00:19:09Yeah, fine.
00:19:10This is all really new around here.
00:19:12I got sort of lost.
00:19:15Wait a minute.
00:19:16Aren't you, um...
00:19:18Don't you go to Central?
00:19:20So big deal.
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:22I went there, you know.
00:19:23I graduated last year.
00:19:25Maybe you remember me.
00:19:25Tom Essex?
00:19:27Student council?
00:19:28Swim team?
00:19:30Almost.
00:19:30No.
00:19:32No, I don't remember you.
00:19:34Um, TV's in here.
00:20:00I've got to see Billy, please.
00:20:02He's not feeling too well.
00:20:03I put him to bed.
00:20:04But he's got his homework assignments.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:06Well, you can give it to me.
00:20:08No!
00:20:08I mean, I've got to show it to him.
00:20:10Or he won't understand.
00:20:12All right.
00:20:13But just for a few minutes.
00:20:27Billy?
00:20:29What do you want?
00:20:31What happened?
00:20:32What did you...
00:20:38Below normal.
00:20:39Are you keeping this under your tongue?
00:20:41You do feel cool.
00:20:43Oh, God.
00:20:43I told you not to go running around in the rain.
00:20:49You opened that thing, didn't you?
00:20:51Say anything about this, and your ass is grass.
00:20:54Jessie, that's all now.
00:20:56You shut up about this, or else.
00:21:13You shut up.
00:21:14Bella.
00:21:23No!
00:21:27Be quiet.
00:21:33La...
00:21:34Oh, my God.
00:21:41You should never know.
00:22:08Brains!
00:22:11Brains!
00:22:11Brains!
00:22:19I am on your brains!
00:22:30Brains!
00:22:32Brains!
00:22:35Brains!
00:22:39Brains!
00:22:41Brains!
00:22:43Brains!
00:22:44Brains!
00:22:49Brains!
00:22:52Brains!
00:23:02Brains!
00:23:20Brains!
00:23:22Brains!
00:23:24Brains!
00:23:26Brains!
00:23:27Brains!
00:23:37Brains!
00:23:44Brains!
00:23:45Brains!
00:23:47Brains!
00:23:52Brains!
00:24:06Brains!
00:24:07Brains!
00:24:10Brains!
00:24:11Brains!
00:24:12Brains!
00:24:13Brains!
00:24:14Brains!
00:24:15Brains!
00:24:15Brains!
00:24:17Brains!
00:24:18Brains!
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:57Oh, my God.
00:25:19Oh, my God.
00:25:29Joey?
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:44You hear that?
00:25:46Sit down and have a seat.
00:25:48The missus made them.
00:25:50Oh, I think I'll pass.
00:25:54You're right.
00:25:56There's a chill in the air tonight.
00:25:5958 years old.
00:26:01You can't be too careful in this weather.
00:26:03Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.
00:26:06Not me.
00:26:07You'll never find me in one of these.
00:26:09I'm gonna get me cremated.
00:26:11You're just afraid that some old creep like you's gonna come along and steal your head.
00:26:15Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job.
00:26:18Like this job?
00:26:21Like this job?
00:26:29Joey?
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:36That is it.
00:26:37I am out of here.
00:26:42Oh, shit.
00:26:43Shit.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:49Um, the van.
00:26:50You can take the van.
00:26:51It's right over there.
00:26:57Fuck this.
00:26:58And then, Marcus!
00:26:59Ah!
00:27:03Oh!
00:27:07Mm-mm.
00:27:16No, please.
00:27:22Should've taken the chicken soup.
00:27:26Ah?
00:27:33Holy Jesus, Ed!
00:27:47Holy mother of God!
00:27:49Ed!
00:27:51Ed!
00:27:52Is there something I should know?
00:27:57You're supposed to be dead!
00:28:09Holy shit!
00:28:10This is big fucking trouble!
00:28:22Let's go!
00:28:32Joey!
00:28:33Joey!
00:28:38Joey, wait for me!
00:28:41Joey!
00:28:43Joey, get in!
00:28:46Joey, get in!
00:29:03We got to get Brenda, man. She's all on.
00:29:05Brenda, what about me? You selfish jerk.
00:29:08Oh, I am. I am. Oh, Lord.
00:29:10Forgive me. They're dead. I thought you were finished with them.
00:29:13I got a feeling he's not listening right now.
00:29:15We got to handle this thing. Whatever it is, but first we got to get Brenda.
00:29:21Come on. No, not that. The road.
00:29:23This way. Don't.
00:29:27Joey!
00:29:30Are you okay? Are you okay?
00:29:32I'm okay. I'm okay. Joey, what do you do?
00:29:35You didn't do anything. It's me thereafter. It's my sins.
00:29:38Hail Mary, full of grace.
00:29:40We're doing this.
00:29:41No, no. The Lord is moving.
00:29:45I'll save this sinner, please.
00:29:47There's lights over there.
00:29:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30:06Ow!
00:30:06Ow!
00:30:08Out there!
00:30:12Lucy!
00:30:13In a cemetery!
00:30:14There's a hand that came out of the ground and tried to grab me.
00:30:17I didn't know what to do.
00:30:18Upstairs, mister.
00:30:21There's a drum!
00:30:22Big, slimy!
00:30:23We've got to call the army!
00:30:25It's for real!
00:30:27Great imagination.
00:30:28Let's go right now!
00:30:30You've got to call me.
00:30:41Look, I don't want any more trouble out of you, mister.
00:30:44Let me at least call mom!
00:30:46But do not try to leave this room.
00:30:48Do you understand?
00:30:57Hey, what are you doing out there?
00:31:08I can't go on it, man!
00:31:10Please, slow down!
00:31:12Please, slow!
00:31:14Please!
00:31:14Ah!
00:31:15Ah!
00:31:16Wait for me!
00:31:18No!
00:31:18Don't leave me!
00:31:20Please!
00:31:23All right!
00:31:24One move and you're dead me!
00:31:25Oh, please, please, don't shoot!
00:31:27No, go ahead and do it!
00:31:29I deserve to die!
00:31:30Mister, call the police or the fire department of the SWAT team or I don't know anybody, but
00:31:35do it now!
00:31:36Ah!
00:31:38What the hell is that?
00:31:41Where do you think you're going?
00:31:42Mister, get your family out of here!
00:31:44Now!
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:49Mildred!
00:32:09Jessy!
00:32:11Jessy!
00:32:13Jessy!
00:32:17Jessy!
00:32:19I'm too far this time. Now open this door.
00:32:23Jesse, you let me in there this minute.
00:32:28Jesse, if you don't open this door, I'm going to come in there and I'm going to kill you.
00:32:34This is section four.
00:32:36Um, is this the army?
00:32:38Okay, that does it. That does it fine.
00:32:40I'm going to tell Mom and you are going to be grounded for a month.
00:32:44Well, don't just stand there. Do something.
00:32:49Yeah, this might tip the ping.
00:32:51Please do it.
00:32:52Ahead, please.
00:32:53Uh, is this where you should call about one of those drums?
00:32:56Yes, your name, please.
00:32:57Jesse Wilson.
00:32:59Hold the line, Mr. Wilson. Your call is being transferred.
00:33:01All right!
00:33:15Mom, Jeff!
00:33:16Hurry up.
00:33:20It's for the colonel.
00:33:27Excuse me, sir. It's for you.
00:33:31Come on, baby. Let's go.
00:33:33Oh, but that's stealing!
00:33:35Oh, but that's okay!
00:33:37Come on!
00:33:40Are you okay?
00:33:41Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:42Get started, will ya?
00:33:46Hey! Hey!
00:33:50How's going on?
00:33:53Man!
00:33:55This way!
00:33:56Left!
00:33:57No! Right!
00:34:03Hello?
00:34:04Hello?
00:34:04Hello, this is Glover.
00:34:05Hello?
00:34:07Hello, Glover here.
00:34:08Hello.
00:34:09That's good. Right there.
00:34:10Can you see your report?
00:34:11Yeah. All right.
00:34:13Damn!
00:34:14Oh, my God!
00:34:15Oh, my God!
00:34:16Oh, my God!
00:34:17Look what you made him do!
00:34:18Now he's killed someone!
00:34:20And it's all your fault!
00:34:21You...
00:34:22You schmuck!
00:34:22I know, I know!
00:34:24Stop it! Stop it!
00:34:25I can't believe it!
00:34:28Oh, dear Lord, help me!
00:34:48Oh!
00:34:51Oh, my God!
00:34:52You're chasing me when I think I don't!
00:34:54Yeah!
00:35:02Hey, you guys!
00:35:04Did somebody get hurt?
00:35:07No!
00:35:07Yes!
00:35:09Wait right here.
00:35:10I'm going to call an ambulance.
00:35:12Wait here!
00:35:14Ah!
00:35:17I'm going to tell everything!
00:35:26I'm going to call for help!
00:35:31The phone's dead!
00:35:33You've got to help us, Miss!
00:35:34This is serious!
00:35:35Don't do me!
00:35:36They're not kidding!
00:35:37Miss!
00:35:37Miss!
00:35:37You've got to help us!
00:35:39No!
00:35:39I mean, you've got to get her!
00:35:40I'm going to call the police!
00:35:41No!
00:35:41You've got to help us!
00:35:42You've got a gun in this place!
00:35:43Gun!
00:35:44Get out of here!
00:35:45The phone's dead.
00:35:46Hey!
00:35:46Get your hands off of her!
00:35:48You don't understand!
00:35:49Oh, I understand, all right.
00:35:50Out there, that's hit and run, pal!
00:35:52No, they're dead!
00:35:53Yeah, I know!
00:35:53You guys...
00:35:54They're already dead!
00:35:55Trust me, dead, dead, dead!
00:35:57Dead, dead, dead!
00:35:58Yeah!
00:35:59We've got to get you a phone!
00:36:00That's right!
00:36:01He's right!
00:36:02Him, right?
00:36:03You've got no idea!
00:36:04Wait, wait, wait!
00:36:05What is...
00:36:06Oh, Jesus!
00:36:08Joey?
00:36:09No, please see.
00:36:10Hey!
00:36:14Oh, Jesus!
00:36:16Oh!
00:36:18Oh, Jesus!
00:36:20Oh, no!
00:36:23Oh, no!
00:36:24Oh!
00:36:26What is it?
00:36:28What is it?
00:36:31Oh!
00:36:32Whoa!
00:36:33Whoa!
00:36:33Whoa!
00:36:34Whoa!
00:36:36Whoa!
00:36:36Whoa!
00:36:37Whoa!
00:36:38Whoa!
00:36:39Oh, my God!
00:36:40Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:42Oh, you're such a bitch!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45You bastard!
00:36:47Shit!
00:36:49Oh!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:53Oh, get rid of it, please!
00:36:55Get rid of it!
00:36:56Oh!
00:36:58Oh!
00:36:58Oh!
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh!
00:37:01Oh!
00:37:03Oh!
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:23Oh!
00:37:24Oh!
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28I've gotta get out of here.
00:37:29Chicken!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:29Joey, baby, it's okay.
00:37:33We're gonna...
00:37:34I don't know what we're gonna, but...
00:37:39Brains!
00:37:43Help! Help!
00:37:46Jesse!
00:37:48Help! Jesse!
00:37:50Help! Stop him!
00:37:59Oh, Jesus!
00:38:21Chris!
00:38:24Oh, God!
00:38:26We gotta get out of here!
00:38:29We gotta get out of here!
00:38:30We gotta get out of here!
00:38:31We know that, dummy! We need a car!
00:38:34Doc Mandel! He's got a car!
00:38:35He's got a phone! We can make a...
00:38:36Where is this guy?
00:38:38Uh, two houses over!
00:38:42It's all clear.
00:38:43Show us the way!
00:38:47What?
00:38:48I knew we should have gone down!
00:38:49I'll take killing you, baby!
00:38:53Get her out of here, now!
00:38:58Huh?
00:38:59Hmm!
00:39:06Quack!
00:39:12I mullio!
00:39:24Oh, shit!
00:39:26Oh!
00:39:28Oh!
00:39:29Get off of me!
00:39:30Yes, Jesus!
00:39:31I'm fine!
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:34Oh!
00:39:34Jesus!
00:39:35Oh!
00:39:38Jesus!
00:39:39And now, two, two, three, five, get count.
00:39:41One, two, three, now two, the front is one, two, three, again.
00:39:47Side.
00:39:48One, two, three, now single count.
00:39:51Front.
00:39:51Up, up, and side.
00:39:53Side, reach up.
00:39:55Up, and now heel.
00:39:56Reach it out.
00:39:57Take it down.
00:39:58And bow and arrow.
00:40:11This way!
00:40:12Come on!
00:40:17Do you want to die?
00:40:20Okay, they seem to like range, so maybe they'll leave you alone.
00:40:23Oh, shut up.
00:40:24Come on!
00:40:41I told you.
00:40:43No more prayers.
00:40:47It's not that.
00:40:49I don't feel so hot.
00:40:50Let me rest.
00:40:51Rest!
00:40:52He wants to rest?
00:40:53Joy, he's totally the dumbest guy you've ever worked with your whole entire life!
00:40:58Rest!
00:40:59You can't rest now!
00:41:00We're almost there!
00:41:03Come on!
00:41:16Come on!
00:41:18Uh, we're almost there!
00:41:20We're almost there!
00:41:22Come on!
00:41:23I'm not there!
00:41:29You can't rest!
00:41:30I'll come out!
00:41:31You can't rest!
00:41:33I'm not there!
00:41:39Come on, we're almost there!
00:41:41It's right here, come on!
00:41:54George! George, go get Dr. Mandel!
00:41:57George! George, go get Dr. Mandel!
00:42:22George!
00:42:24George!
00:42:32George?
00:42:34George?
00:42:37Oh!
00:42:38Oh!
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:39Oh!
00:42:41Oh!
00:42:43Oh, Billy!
00:43:03Oh!
00:43:05Oh!
00:43:07Oh!
00:43:20Oh!
00:43:22It's you!
00:43:22Why aren't you out playing in the traffic?
00:43:25How'd you get in here?
00:43:26What seems to be the problem?
00:43:27Where are the keys to your car?
00:43:29Where are the keys to your car?
00:43:57Oh, well.
00:44:08Oh, I'm sorry, my boy, but this car is cherry.
00:44:12No one drives the princess but me.
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14Just move it.
00:44:17Oh!
00:44:21Oh!
00:44:21Oh!
00:44:22Oh, my God!
00:44:24It's, it's, um...
00:44:25Harvey!
00:44:26Harvey, it's me!
00:44:28Harvey, you remember me!
00:44:30Harvey!
00:44:30Harvey, it wasn't my fault.
00:44:31We ran out of typo.
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:34It's coming!
00:44:36Sherry, huh?
00:44:37Well, most, Jimmy.
00:44:39Go, go!
00:44:44The door! The door!
00:44:48It won't go!
00:44:51Go!
00:44:52Go, go!
00:44:52No!
00:44:54Look at it!
00:44:55No, you wouldn't...
00:44:55You wouldn't...
00:45:01Hey, you go-face!
00:45:08Get off the car!
00:45:09Get off the car!
00:45:10No, no!
00:45:10No, no!
00:45:11No, no!
00:45:12Get, get, get, get!
00:45:15Oh!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:28Oh!
00:45:30Oh!
00:45:30Oh!
00:45:30Oh!
00:45:30For 30 years, I've owned this auto,
00:45:33and I've never put a scratch on it!
00:45:35Giddy-hack!
00:45:36Oh!
00:45:36Come on, doctor!
00:45:37Come on!
00:45:37Come on!
00:45:38Come on, doctor!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:47Mmm!
00:45:47Mmm!
00:45:54Oh, he's not gonna throw up in here now, is he?
00:45:57I mean, what's going on here?
00:45:58Out the window!
00:45:59Out the window!
00:45:59Open the window!
00:46:00Push the button!
00:46:00Push the button!
00:46:01Push the button!
00:46:02Out the window!
00:46:02I just had this car wet!
00:46:05Ah!
00:46:06Ah!
00:46:07Ah!
00:46:09Ah!
00:46:11Ah!
00:46:12Ah!
00:46:13Ah!
00:46:14Ah!
00:46:14Ah!
00:46:14Ah!
00:46:15Ah!
00:46:17Ah!
00:46:18Ah!
00:46:22Ah!
00:46:31Ah!
00:46:32Ah!
00:46:35Ah!
00:46:36Ah!
00:46:37Ah!
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:39Ah!
00:46:41Ah!
00:46:41Ah!
00:46:42Ah!
00:46:43Ah!
00:46:43Ah!
00:46:43Ah!
00:46:54I don't think you're happy because I'm the only one.
00:46:57Stop it.
00:46:57Hang on.
00:46:58I thought you'd get so excited.
00:47:00Don't keep it.
00:47:02Get it!
00:47:03Get it!
00:47:04Get it!
00:47:06Get it!
00:47:07Get it!
00:47:15Joey?
00:47:16It's Joey.
00:47:17What?
00:47:17We gotta get to a hospital.
00:47:20It's all your fault, you cheese dip!
00:47:22Can't you stay away from me?
00:47:27Where's the emergency room?
00:47:29No, no, it's gonna go to the police station.
00:47:32They'll know what to do.
00:47:33Will you just shut up?
00:47:34God!
00:47:38I think something is not right with those guys.
00:47:44I feel so.
00:47:45I just got this feeling.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Me too.
00:47:50No, it's like we've been here before.
00:47:53It's like a dream, this whole thing.
00:47:56You, me, them.
00:48:18End of trouble.
00:48:23Anybody here?
00:48:34Dad, don't say that word.
00:48:37Why?
00:48:38Damn it, why?
00:48:39Where'd they all go?
00:48:40hello where is everybody when are you guys going to wake up nobody can help us except
00:48:50train physician such as myself all this my son thank you very much ah yes yes yes what what what
00:48:59when did you two have your last bowel movement do you happen to know what a catheter is they
00:49:06gotta have police here emergency stuff somebody somewhere i'll take a look around town not without
00:49:14me you stay put no way i saw it i'm the one who knows stuff kids got a point that'll
00:49:21be the day
00:49:21come on cut it out you two for going let's go we'll be a team team suck
00:49:50what what is it what's wrong is he gonna be okay let's look at the tongue all right
00:49:57oh my god what what what is it
00:50:06we're going to do a biopsy is it cancer if we're lucky
00:50:24you notice something funny yeah like no people yeah like that
00:50:55oh my god
00:51:08come on kid
00:51:09Hey! Hey, over here! Over here!
00:51:13Hey! Hey!
00:51:16Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:51:36I don't believe this.
00:51:40Goddamn car!
00:51:46Fire!
00:51:48Fire!
00:51:48Come on!
00:51:49Fire!
00:52:00Come on!
00:52:02Fire!
00:52:07Great.
00:52:08I'm not even out of grade school, and I'm already gonna die.
00:52:14There's Gramps Street.
00:52:15We should go back and get the others.
00:52:17No, there! Turn down there!
00:52:29There are lights on!
00:52:31Hey, wait a second! Look!
00:52:32Gramps?
00:52:32Hold on!
00:52:33Gramps?
00:52:47You know how to, uh, use one of those?
00:52:52You do know how to pull a trigger, don't you?
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:56Do you?
00:52:58She's junior class champion for the whole state.
00:53:01Here's yours.
00:53:02Oh, terrific!
00:53:03Great!
00:53:04What can I do with this, mice?
00:53:08Look, those things out there, they're ugly, and they're dirty, and they're dumb.
00:53:12And I don't even care if they are dead.
00:53:15I hate them.
00:53:15There's no way they're touching me.
00:53:21Great.
00:53:33Make my night.
00:53:40Oh!
00:53:43Oh!
00:53:43Oh!
00:53:44Oh!
00:53:46Oh!
00:53:47Oh!
00:53:48Oh!
00:53:49Oh!
00:53:52Oh!
00:53:52You've got to help me!
00:53:55Oh!
00:53:58Look!
00:53:59We've got to get moving.
00:54:00Those things are all over town.
00:54:01Oh!
00:54:05Um, would you come over here please?
00:54:15You will also notice there is no...
00:54:18...pupillary response.
00:54:19no reflexes obvious lividity suggesting chronic intractable rigor mortis is it serious is dead
00:54:32serious but they can talk oh god it hurts i can't move my arms or legs cena do you call
00:54:42this dead
00:54:43they are not dead you jerk have you noticed he's not breathing here to check his heartbeat
00:54:52in my opinion i think they should be contained contained bag bag
00:55:00that
00:55:03help me
00:55:28Hello?
00:55:30Hello?
00:55:31Hello?
00:55:32Hello?
00:55:36Hello?
00:55:37Hello?
00:55:41Hello?
00:55:43Hello?
00:55:45Hello?
00:55:45Hello?
00:55:48Hello?
00:55:57Hello?
00:55:59Hello?
00:55:59Hello?
00:56:00Hello?
00:56:04Hello?
00:56:05Hello?
00:56:06Wait!
00:56:09The key!
00:56:13What was that?
00:56:38What was that?
00:57:22What was that?
00:57:38I don't have to.
00:57:47I don't know.
00:57:55I don't know.
00:58:07Shit!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:29God!
00:58:53Come on.
00:59:10Oh, no!
00:59:15Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't want to do that.
00:59:19Well, you were gonna leave him here, you quack. Some doctor.
00:59:22Yeah, well, we're gonna go find a real one. Come on, baby.
00:59:25You're making a big mistake. Shut up.
00:59:27No, you can't leave me here.
00:59:30No, no, no, no, no, you don't.
00:59:34You did.
00:59:38No!
00:59:53Get out of here! No!
00:59:57Oh, shit!
01:00:03Hey!
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:09They wouldn't steal by... they... they did.
01:00:13Damn it!
01:00:13A hot summer night.
01:00:16All right!
01:00:21I've gotta find my baby yet.
01:00:27I need you...
01:00:29Don't you worry, babe.
01:00:31I'm gonna get you help.
01:00:34Professionals. The best.
01:00:36Will you shut up?
01:00:40Shut up!
01:00:42I'm telling you, Sarge.
01:00:44We cleared out the town.
01:00:46We should be way over here.
01:00:48We should be way over here.
01:00:56Lady, don't come any closer.
01:00:58I gotta get a doctor.
01:01:00Are you sick?
01:01:01No!
01:01:02What is wrong with you?
01:01:03I need help, for Christ's sake!
01:01:05Forget it, ladies.
01:01:06Nobody gets out of this town.
01:01:08Why not?
01:01:11Plague.
01:01:13Plague?
01:01:13This is no plague!
01:01:15They're dead!
01:01:17I mean... I mean...
01:01:18I mean, not like for real dead, but like sick dead, you know?
01:01:21Like when you check them out, there's like nothing going on inside or anything!
01:01:29Okay, Sarge. Let's push along, don't you think?
01:01:33Oh, yeah. Let's move out, boys.
01:01:35No!
01:01:37Wait, no. I can explain! I can explain! Please!
01:01:41It's okay, lady. We'll meet you. We'll send the medics, all right?
01:01:43Thomas?
01:01:46Ed! Ed! Quit it!
01:01:49Ed!
01:01:50Goddamn!
01:02:01Leave me dead.
01:02:03Get up here now!
01:02:06Okay, Sarge.
01:02:09I'm coming.
01:02:11I'm coming.
01:02:21Take it easy, Ed.
01:02:24Trust me. Okay?
01:02:26I'll be right there!
01:02:28Oh.
01:02:30Oh.
01:02:35Ah!
01:02:39Ah!
01:02:41Ah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:43Ah!
01:02:44Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:52Ah!
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:54Ah!
01:02:58Ah!
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:07Let's go Weeburn Street!
01:03:09No! Richmond's faster!
01:03:10And brighter!
01:03:11Let's just get out of here.
01:03:14Son of a bitch!
01:03:15Ah!
01:03:16Ah!
01:03:23Ah!
01:03:24Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:26What are you doing?
01:03:27Yeah, I know. They're already dead. I don't care.
01:03:29Kill anyway.
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:43Oh, I forgot.
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:55Ah!
01:03:56Ah!
01:03:59Ah!
01:03:59Ah!
01:04:00Brilliant! Brilliant!
01:04:05Brains!
01:04:12Brains!
01:04:17Brains!
01:04:26Brains! I got it!
01:04:30Help me!
01:04:32It hurts so bad!
01:04:34Joey, I'm doing the best I can.
01:04:37What else can I do?
01:04:42Don't worry, baby. I'm gonna get you there.
01:04:45Don't worry!
01:04:48Let me eat your brains!
01:04:58Brains!
01:05:05Brains!
01:05:06Brains!
01:05:07Let me have them!
01:05:08I'm the one who loves you!
01:05:14Brains!
01:05:19Brains!
01:05:23Brains!
01:05:24their teeth? Yeah
01:05:31.ей!
01:05:43Brains!
01:05:45It's so good, so rich and spicy.
01:05:50Spicy?
01:05:51Yeah.
01:05:52Joey, I am not into dead guys.
01:06:07Honey, it's only me.
01:06:14Okay, okay, okay. Take me, baby.
01:06:33Right. Goodbye, nightmare.
01:06:35It's in the call box.
01:06:37No way. I'm getting out of here.
01:06:38He's right, son.
01:06:47What the?
01:06:48What's going on? I don't believe this.
01:06:53Look!
01:06:54Soldiers?
01:06:56It's all right. They're armed.
01:06:57Command's firing!
01:07:01I don't think they know that.
01:07:02You're right. I'm wrong.
01:07:04Hey, wait! You don't understand!
01:07:19They think we're down.
01:07:21You mean those things?
01:07:23Yeah, don't you get it?
01:07:25That's why there's nobody in town. They evacuated the whole place.
01:07:29Interesting situation.
01:07:32Soldiers in front, zombies in the back.
01:07:35Maybe we should slip off the side and have a cocktail or...
01:07:39No?
01:07:47Hello?
01:07:48Hello, is there anybody out there?
01:07:51Ben! Ben!
01:07:53Do you hear me?
01:07:54Is anybody out there?
01:07:58Hello?
01:08:00Can you tell us where to go?
01:08:02Come to the hospital.
01:08:06Show me right there!
01:08:10Ah, pardon me, but could you tell me who the president of the United States is?
01:08:20Harry Truman.
01:08:25Who's Harry Truman?
01:08:27They want brains.
01:08:28We'll give them brains.
01:08:44We'll give them brains.
01:08:46Come on.
01:08:54Hey, just now remember.
01:08:56No funny stuff.
01:08:58If you hear anything, just shout.
01:09:00Kale!
01:09:01Hey!
01:09:12I joined the army to see the world, not this.
01:09:15Get hold of yourself, son.
01:09:16You're an American soldier.
01:09:17We've got a firefight in our hands.
01:09:20And the enemy's already dead.
01:09:22Pew.
01:09:28All right, you dead bunch of sons of bitches.
01:09:31I'm going your tired ugly ashes right back to hell.
01:09:35Pew.
01:09:41I'm going to go, say.
01:09:47I'm going to go.
01:09:53Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:10:25Help! Help! Over here! Over here!
01:10:35Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:10:45Hey! Hey!
01:10:52Jesse?
01:10:55Jesse?
01:11:00I told him. I told him.
01:11:02Don't worry. We'll find him.
01:11:04Maybe I don't want to find him.
01:11:07I think you do.
01:11:10I bet you think I'm a real idiot, don't you?
01:11:14No. I think you're great.
01:11:27I don't want to find him.
01:11:54Who do you think you are?
01:11:56I got news for you, pal.
01:11:57We survive. We survive together.
01:11:59You understand me?
01:12:01I'm sorry.
01:12:02It's okay.
01:12:04It's all right.
01:12:05You ready to work?
01:12:12You ready, son? Keep those brains coming.
01:12:16Trial time! Trial time!
01:12:19Get them all the cold!
01:12:21Fresh brains! Nice fresh brains!
01:12:24Cold fresh brains!
01:12:27Cold...
01:12:27They're catching up!
01:12:28Big whoppers!
01:12:31I've got a lovely bunch of brains!
01:12:35Brains!
01:12:35Here's some war, son.
01:12:37Shoot them to me.
01:12:38Brains!
01:12:39Yeah-ha-ha!
01:12:40Cold fresh brains!
01:12:42Brains!
01:12:43Come on, him, Brains!
01:12:44Be up! Be up!
01:12:46Ice cold brains!
01:12:47Trial time!
01:12:48Cold fresh brains!
01:12:50B unseen boy!
01:13:12Trial time!
01:13:15Trial time!
01:13:18Crook is a black man!
01:13:19Now, let's fijably go!
01:13:29All right.
01:13:33Yeah.
01:13:54All right.
01:14:22Is that it?
01:14:37Okay.
01:14:57All right.
01:15:21All right.
01:16:15All right.
01:16:16All right.
01:16:28Come on!
01:16:34Come on!
01:16:36Come on!
01:16:37Come on!
01:16:54Come on!
01:16:57Come on!
01:16:59Come on!
01:17:05What is it?
01:17:06What's the matter?
01:17:07The walkie-talkie.
01:17:08Oh, great!
01:17:09Oh, great!
01:17:09What are we gonna do now?
01:17:10A doc.
01:17:11I don't know what to do.
01:17:23What's the matter?
01:17:24Well...
01:17:25How do you do?
01:17:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:18:08I know that look.
01:18:09I get her for my mom when she wants me to volunteer for dishes.
01:18:12The keys are in the ignition.
01:18:14You can't send him out there.
01:18:39Hey, you gotta get it started.
01:18:41Turn the key in the ignition.
01:19:01Doc Mandel here.
01:19:05Who's this?
01:19:15Let the clutch out slowly.
01:19:18Clutch, shift, clutch.
01:19:21Got it?
01:19:22Got it.
01:19:24Here we go.
01:19:30We're moving. We're moving.
01:19:32We're flying.
01:19:36We're moving.
01:19:46We're flying.
01:19:47Holy horse park.
01:19:58We are flying.
01:20:08Right!
01:20:08Right!
01:20:10Right!
01:20:18You talk. You talk.
01:20:20Now you die like me.
01:20:31Oh, my God.
01:20:54That's why you're a dead-ass wife.
01:20:56No brains and a big mouth.
01:21:12Oh, hurry, Dizzy, hurry.
01:21:27Oh, my God.
01:21:29Oh, my God.
01:21:30Oh, my God.
01:22:13Oh, my God.
01:22:37Oh, my God.
01:22:43Oh, my God.
01:23:39Get yourself!
01:24:00Hmm.
01:24:04Must have been a fuse.
01:24:09All right, sir.
01:24:11Get over there.
01:24:13Chemical, man. Let's split the fire up.
01:24:15Oh, man, up front.
01:24:16Everybody.
01:24:17Man, take some money back down here.
01:24:21Truck over in the area.
01:24:25You, men, check behind the building.
01:24:33You did good, kid. You did all right.
01:24:36Thanks.
01:24:37Still a little shit.
01:24:38But I love you.
01:24:41Feelings mutual.
01:24:42I'm starved. How about a bite to eat?
01:24:45Ugh.
01:24:45I mean, well, you know what I mean.
01:24:48Maybe we could have a little glass of something.
01:24:50A little libation.
01:24:52Tell me, my son, have you ever had a Shirley Temple?
01:24:55No.
01:24:55A horse's neck?
01:24:57No.
01:24:57A purple knee high?
01:25:00No.
01:25:00Well, tell me this.
01:25:01Have you ever seen a grown man drunk?
01:25:04Yes.
01:25:07Oh, come on, guy.
01:25:09Back off of that fun.
01:25:10I got this.
01:25:12Ugh.
01:25:13Don't hit a girl when she's down.
01:25:16No.
01:25:18Oh!
01:25:18Oh!
01:25:19Aaaah!
01:25:25Okay.
01:25:26No more brain.
01:25:27You win.
01:25:28For now.
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