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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow, okay, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:57Uh, it happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:05No, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13Okay, I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm okay.
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:36I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks, but yeah, not with someone else.
01:43And things are going really well with Justin.
01:45Justin, he texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later, um, and we all know what
01:50that means.
01:52I-I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready, so I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes
02:02first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05A friend.
02:06That I-I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:08So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:32Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look, I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:54And, you know, it's just-
02:56A means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04R-really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh, uh, later?
03:28Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet tuck.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:08Simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:18No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:34Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo, it's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41This is the part where you can run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration versus-
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow.
05:41But it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two-year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33But also, maybe not.
06:36No.
06:36I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there.
06:39And it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of Chapstick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:25So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and oppression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not gonna call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:49shit what's wrong G can't rock a measly 205 anymore no yeah I'm
08:58thanks I'm fucking with you Graham I know right okay what's going on look Dean
09:18you're uh you're kind of well you've been with a good amount of women I always knew this day would
09:28come well Garrett when a man and woman love each other very much okay okay hold up hold up hold
09:33up I'm listening is there something going on with Hannah no uh not Hannah someone else
09:45she wants me to do this uh this thing do all the things bro do them all it's just it's
09:53kind of a big
09:56thing it's really important to her she's like trusting me is Hannah a virgin what no dude don't
10:07don't don't make this weird this doesn't leave the weight room we're not actually having this
10:14conversation it's just that I uh I really want it to be good for her if it's her first time
10:22she might
10:23not come not an option she has to come respect welder there's one thing that helps make a girl come
10:29the single most effective highly recommended enjoyed by all tool at your disposal trust that's
10:38it she's just gotta feel completely safe like completely relaxed but consent is key and she
10:45can't consent if she doesn't feel safe so you just you just gotta figure out whatever makes this
10:50specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be
10:58trusting with this well she asked you she thinks you are which is fucking hot just don't skin up on
11:08the foreplay yeah talking five play six play yeah got it you know right thanks good talk man great talk
11:19sorry I was uh Justin hi yeah it's easier ways to get my attention sorry yeah I was just on
11:27my phone
11:27I'm taking the piss don't worry about it yeah my my advisor really likes the song mostly okay yeah mostly
11:35yeah he has some notes but uh it's it's getting there cool uh you are never replied to my text
11:42do you want to come over later and work on the song uh definitely yes but uh there's just one
11:49last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it um rain check rain check yeah yeah I'm
11:56really
11:56looking forward to it cool cool cool yeah yeah yeah bye I guess bye bye bye bye bye
12:07you're scared of heights that's vertigo you wanted lights go see a show you ran away that's touch and
12:16go you're scared of love where aren't we all where aren't we all
12:20come on hey hey hey
12:39you
12:47what's that true ics
12:50is that't red Ohlise
12:52this's all right
12:53done
12:56we did say sevens right yeah oh come on up
13:03i know
13:04Morning lights, go see a show.
13:07You ran away, let's touch and go.
13:09You're scared of love.
13:11Well, aren't we all?
13:12Well, aren't we all?
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:43Yeah, but not until you want me to.
14:06Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so are we gonna do it now?
14:25Well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44I have people who say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:10Hmm.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy.
15:15Makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:24It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:29You're feeling it, too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:46Oh.
15:47Oh.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh.
15:54Oh.
15:58Oh.
16:06Oh.
16:07You told me that you want to leave it in the deep
16:10Darling, I'll dance again
16:57I'll dance again
17:35I'll dance again
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing, nothing
17:49I think we should stop
17:54I don't want to stop, I can do this
17:57No, you don't have to
17:58But I want to
18:03Fuck
18:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry
18:11It's okay
18:13This is what happens
18:18I'm in it, I'm having fun, I feel good
18:24And then I just like zoom out
18:27I leave my body
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going
18:35What is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing
18:41Nothing is wrong with you
18:45What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go
19:00And that's okay
19:00No, but I do trust you
19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex
19:10So
19:12If you're not there yet
19:15That sounds completely normal
19:19Wow, that was surprisingly deep
19:26I do have another idea
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it
19:33Yeah, okay, sure
19:37Instead of me giving you an orgasm
19:42Why don't you give yourself one?
19:47That's not going to prove anything
19:48I do that all the time
19:49Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah
19:51Okay
19:54Then
19:56Show me
20:13And I'll show you
21:02And I'll show you
21:05And I'll show you
21:46Stay here
21:48Stay with me
22:26Oh my god, I did it
22:35Thanks
22:37No, no
22:39Thank you, that was
22:43Thanks
22:56So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk
23:10That he made out with the ghost of his own father
23:13Yikes
23:13Yeah
23:13Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me
23:16Yeah
23:18Jackpot
23:20Always counting on Tucker to make too much pasta salad
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum
23:29All right, give me
23:30Yeah, you want to just get a little bacon on it?
23:31All right
23:45All right
23:45I told you that was a sexy song
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised
23:49It's one of your most played
23:50Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole
23:52I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image
23:55Hey
23:55I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes
23:58So
24:04But actually my mom used to
24:07Play me all kinds of music
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool
24:09Yeah, she was cool
24:11She had a huge record collection
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play
24:15Whenever my dad
24:17Got too
24:20Intense
24:24How do you feel
24:26When you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28It was just something my advisor said
24:31Uh, I guess
24:34I don't know
24:35It makes me feel bold
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say
24:40I like you
24:41Deal with it
24:43That's badass
24:44Yeah, it is badass
24:51You know, I was thinking
24:57Sorry
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah
25:05Yeah, I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and
25:09Yeah
25:11But thank you for your service
25:14It's much appreciated
25:19See you soon
25:21Yeah, okay
25:22Um, I'll text you
25:32So Garrett made you come
25:33Yep
25:33Then you're not freaking out
25:35Then you're not freaking out
25:35Uh, and you broke up with Sean
25:38Yeah
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out
25:40No
25:40Because if you were freaking out
25:42I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos
25:45No
25:45I can't let myself become eats her feelings Allie
25:48Because if I do that
25:49I'll just keep backsliding through
25:50Raging Diva Allie
25:52And then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie
25:54And then next thing you know
25:55I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Allie
25:57God help us all
25:58No, I promised myself
26:00This has to be the last time
26:02It has to stick
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean
26:09I believe you
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt
26:16Um
26:23Oh my god
26:24I am a woman possessed
26:27Anne, you gotta help me
26:29I lied
26:29I already ate the Cheetos
26:31I licked the back clean
26:33Who is that?
26:34Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with sordid details
26:37Of the intricate web that is your love life
26:39Uh, it's, it's Justin
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem
26:47So that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, I mean, yeah
26:50But, I don't know
26:50You might be digmatized by Garrett
26:53You wouldn't be the first
26:54Yeah
26:56Okay
26:57I'll admit it
26:59The night was kind of perfect
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe
27:03And a lot of really
27:05Really good other things
27:07But
27:08Doesn't magically turn him into someone else
27:10You know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value
27:12Right, exactly
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation
27:16Without someone trying to sext him
27:18Which is fine
27:19Because I, I got the orgasm
27:21Which is what I wanted
27:24It's just an arrangement between friends
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all
27:30We had a plan
27:32The plan worked
27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever
27:36It was so weird
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it
27:40When other girls snap you during a hookup
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo
27:44Protect him with your life
27:45Your life
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice
27:52And the answer seems pretty obvious
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know
28:02Bunch of missed passes
28:03Flubbed a goal
28:03Stuff like that
28:04What?
28:04No, not you
28:05Birdie
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude
28:08Fuck
28:09I think you're right
28:10All right, he's all over the place
28:11Shut up, Joe
28:12I should tell her
28:13Yep
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep
28:17Shit, he's going to drunk Shakespeare later
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare
28:20Hey, Joe
28:21Watch Bernardo
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Anna
28:28Bernardo
28:28Amazing, I'm there
28:30Hold this for Birdie
28:33Why are we going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about it
28:40How do you feel about it?
28:42Finally
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G
28:45We all fuck with Wellesie
28:46And I think she's good for you
28:49No
28:50Bernardo, ow
28:52Okay
28:53We're going to drunk Shakespeare
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance
29:05Whatever
29:06Seriously
29:07It's your damage, Heather
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:13Yeah
29:14That's it
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes
29:19And it just made me look bad
29:21Ah
29:22I see what's happening
29:23This is about your dumb crush on Hannah
29:26What?
29:27That's
29:29I don't
29:32Convincing
29:33Don't bother
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke
29:35This is so like you
29:37You want things you can't have
29:38No, I don't
29:38You need a fucking wake-up call
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins
29:45Jules, I get it
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom
29:53At the garage
29:55Forever
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want
30:02I'm just saying
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit
30:26It's immersive for breaking down the aesthetic distance
30:28Give me a fucking break
30:29Whoa, babe
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville
30:36I'm so sorry
30:37I didn't mean that
30:38No, it's okay
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know
30:44I'm kind of nervous
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a
30:49Catherine
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours
30:57Hey
30:58There's people on the motorways driving little people cars
31:01There's people walking animals
31:04Hey
31:04Hey
31:05Hey
31:06You're here
31:08What?
31:12What are you, what are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but
31:15Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco
31:18It's fine
31:19Oh my
31:20Sorry
31:20Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, well, is he?
31:23Hey
31:23Jordan
31:25Justin
31:26Oh, right
31:26Yeah
31:27Yeah, sorry
31:27My bad
31:28It's all good, man
31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Draghi here?
31:31Yeah, man
31:32Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive
31:35What about you, bro?
31:36You big Shakespeare guy?
31:37Nah, not really
31:38But, uh, Hannah told me she was coming
31:39So
31:41Here I am
31:42So she did
31:43She did
31:45Looks like the show's starting
31:48Yeah
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free
31:52Yeah, yeah
31:53We should probably sit
31:54Yeah
31:55See you around, man
31:56Yeah, brother
32:12Come on, bitches
32:14Let me hear you all scream
32:16For our gay show
32:18A Midsummer
32:20Night's
32:21Scream
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary
32:30If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry
32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks
32:37When an actor calls wine, everyone drinks
32:42I like that
32:44That's great
32:45What?
32:46What?
32:50You know, I'm so sorry, everyone
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been struck
32:58by a terrible affliction
33:01True love?
33:02No, gonorrhea
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience
33:13You go
33:15You go
33:16Well, would you look at this couple
33:22Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander
33:34Thanks, I love this
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius
33:43Me, Gary Graham, I wanna be in the show
33:46You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass
33:48Come on
33:49Come here, pookie
33:50That's okay
33:50No, I'm all right
33:53Come on, G, yeah
33:54All right, all right
33:56Thank you
34:03Okay, now we just need a Helena
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me
34:46Not even gonna wait to be picked
34:48I love you, Sam
34:49Oh, my God
34:51But your big, bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:04But Daddy, I love him!
35:07Daddy, she wants him!
35:18Now after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals BS.
35:23So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:32So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:37Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:39Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:13Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me just to make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just going to say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:43Yeah, okay.
36:43I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50I don't know.
36:51It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see the neighborly.
36:56This is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy, to thy smile, and thy sweatshirt, and how surprisingly
37:28ripped thou art, and how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes, because
37:34thou knowest I want both, even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:42Oh, sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah, man, she really is.
38:05Lion.
38:17He said it.
38:18Well, he said it.
38:19That's the word, man.
38:21That's not it.
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am fucked up, man.
38:28Lion.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no, no, I get it, I get it.
38:38What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.
38:43Good.
38:44Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:45Well done.
38:45You see that?
38:47It's not here.
38:52Welcome back, my lover.
38:56Ooh, looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:05I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:11And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:20Okay, loving this.
39:23But fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a butson maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh, I know.
39:35How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the fall first?
39:43I'm gonna run for my moves
39:44Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
39:48Garrett! Garrett!
39:51Garrett! Garrett!
39:52Garrett! Garrett!
39:52Get up! Get up! Get up!
39:55Get up! Get up!
39:56I just wanna...
39:57I just wanna...
39:58I just wanna...
40:00Oh!
40:02Oh!
40:04Yeah! Look at that man!
40:09I'm a man I think I forgot
40:16Woah! Woah!
40:19Woah! Woah!
40:20Woah! Woah!
40:20Woah!
40:27You know I was thinking about asking you out
40:30And the reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious
40:33But...
40:35I guess you know
40:40Nope!
40:41Definitely not serious!
40:43Cool!
40:45Look I'm...
40:46I'm normally into theatre but...
40:49I'm...
40:50Really glad I came
40:53Yeah! Me too!
40:54Yeah!
40:56Me!
41:06But...
41:07Like...
41:09Like...
41:10If we shadows have offended
41:12Think but this
41:13And all is mended
41:15That...
41:16You have but
41:16Slumbered here
41:18While these...
41:19Visions...
41:20Did appear
41:23Hey!
41:24Hey!
41:26That was some show you put on out there
41:28Fairy boys gone wild
41:29Thanks!
41:31Yeah
41:31I bet you're happy about this second love potion
41:35You and Justin back together?
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:50Actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:55Congratulations.
41:55Congratulations, that's, uh, yeah, you did it.
42:04Yeah, yeah, uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over, right?
42:17Oh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want us over there for curtain call.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:36Sorry.
42:36Mm-hmm.
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Still going wide.
43:21Well, as long as you keep it in the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:27That wasn't on me, all right?
43:28Birdie took the shot.
43:29It just deflected off my stick.
43:31And Bragg's teeth.
43:32I bought him a beer.
43:33He's fine.
43:36Hey, sorry I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42Not eating this much.
43:46So, you and Hannah.
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:58Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into it.
44:05It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:11Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I got to do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:19Right, right.
44:19Exactly.
44:22And it was just a distraction.
44:25Yeah, I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
44:36But you're Garrett Graham, all right?
44:40Things are going to work out for you, okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:56Anyway, I was going to hit up my lungs if you wanted to join.
44:59You look like you could use it.
45:01That's all right.
45:01I'm going to stay.
45:03Sure.
45:04Yeah.
45:04All right, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06All right, bud.
45:06Good och bind that.
45:15I'm!
45:20Oh!
45:21Oh!
45:25Oh, it's okay!
45:49I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53And that's how I'll end the difference between Billy Joel Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:03Hey, I'm really glad we got to spend some time together, outside of rehearsals.
46:10Yeah, same.
46:13Oh, I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar, it's...
46:23No, I'm sorry. I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:33Why? What does it make you feel?
46:38Uh, nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this...
46:47This party's kind of dead, right?
46:50Do you want to come back to mine and...
46:52Justin?
46:53Let me guess.
46:54Rain check?
46:57Not quite.
47:15This is Garrett.
47:16No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:37Baby...
47:39Now that I find you to watch me get to sleep,
47:43I built my world around you, I need you so
47:48Baby, even though you don't need me
47:53You don't need me, baby
47:59Now that I've found you, I can let you go
48:03I built my world around you, I need you so
48:08Baby, even though you don't need me
48:13You don't need me
48:17Baby, baby, since first we met
48:21I knew in this heart of mine
48:26A lovely hat could not be bad
48:32I played it right and I bide my time
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me that you wanna leave me
48:53Darling, I just can't let you
48:57Baby, now that I've found you
49:03I can't let you go
49:05I built my world around you
49:08I need you so
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me
49:15You don't need me
49:18Baby, where are you?
49:20Baby, you can take me
49:25Baby, let me fly
49:25Baby, let me fly
49:25I need you so
49:25Baby, let me tell you
49:25Baby, let me let meaime
49:27enca harmed you Baby,
49:46let me know Baby,
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