00:08Hello. Question. I tried to defrost a chicken in the microwave. And some of it's kind of cooked. Some of
00:18it's kind of not. You think it's still cool to eat the cooked part?
00:21No. No, do not eat that. Please. Come over and bail me out. Okay. Perfect. Okay. Yes. See you soon.
00:36No, okay. I mean, that date was awful. Like that chicken.
00:50I'm sorry I couldn't salvage it more, but the damage was done. Yeah. I'm glad I had you next door.
01:01What? God, you're beautiful. You know that? Oh, no. I'm... Amazing. Sweet. Natural. Sexy.
01:18So sexy. Noah. Kiss me, Claire. Just... I can't. Just once. I... I have to go.
01:28It's night. In the window. You are watching me. I can't do this. Noah.
01:39Noah. I'm gonna watch you now. This can't happen. It can't. It's wrong.
01:49It doesn't feel wrong. Does it?
02:01Wait. Wait. Just us.
02:07A woman like you should be cherished, loved.
02:16Let me love you, Claire.
02:33Want me to buy you a drink?
02:36Yeah, I'd love one.
02:40Sit down.
02:54I'm Gary.
02:58I'm Celeste.
03:02It takes forever to get a drink around here. There's only one mattress.
03:05Just, um, don't go.
03:07Those guys bought you?
03:08No, they're fine. I mean, you just got here.
03:14Here, help yourself.
03:18You like bourbon?
03:19I love it.
03:21We got that out of the way. Tell me, Celeste, what do you do for a living?
03:24Eh, I'm a sales rep.
03:26And I came here to call in a customer, but, uh, they gave me a hard time because I'm a
03:29girl.
03:29Is that how you think of yourself?
03:32As a sales rep?
03:32As a girl.
03:33Yeah, I don't have a problem with it.
03:35I like your hair. I like your outfit.
03:38Well, actually, this is my second favorite outfit.
03:40I had a first favorite, but it got ruined and I had to get rid of it.
03:43You did.
03:44It smelled.
03:45Really? Having it clean didn't help?
03:46No.
03:48So tell me, Gary, what do you do for a living?
03:50How far do you want to go with this?
03:51No, not yet. Don't say anything yet.
03:53I don't think it works for somebody else.
03:55You know, Gary and Celeste, what do they know about anything?
03:57Well, this is your game I've never played before.
03:59It's not a game. It's not something you play.
04:03Well, does this make any sense to you?
04:04It doesn't have to. It's something that happens.
04:08It's like seeing someone for the first time.
04:11Like, you could be passing on the street and you look at each other and for a few seconds,
04:15there's this kind of a recognition.
04:18Like, you both know something. The next moment, the person is gone.
04:22And it's too late to do anything about it.
04:25And you always remember it because it was there and you let it go.
04:28And you think to yourself, what if I had stopped?
04:30What if I had said something?
04:32What if?
04:34What if?
04:36It may only happen a few times in your life.
04:42Or once.
04:44Or once.
04:45Or once.
04:46Or once.
04:47Or once.
05:22How'd you find me?
05:26Oh, uh...
05:29Hold your room from downstairs.
05:30Ew.
05:34And if I had answered, what were you going to say?
05:37I would say who I was, and do you remember me,
05:39and if you'd want to meet for a drink.
05:41If I remembered you.
05:42I came here looking for you.
05:46All right, so then I would have said yes,
05:47but for all you know, I could have had a SWAT team waiting for you.
05:50Why would you trust me?
05:51It'd be worth the risk.
05:53You like taking risks.
05:54So do you.
05:58You know, sooner or later...
06:03You really wear that suit.
06:07I don't know. It's not what you were about to say.
06:10Remember how talkative you were in the trunk?
06:13Adele said you do that when you're nervous.
06:14Well, she did, did you?
06:16You kept touching me, feeling my thigh.
06:19Well, in a nice way.
06:40You know, that sick that you took from me was special.
06:43My dad gave it to me for my birthday.
06:46Yeah.
06:48What were you going to do with me?
06:50Oh, I hadn't really worked that part out yet.
06:52All I knew was that I liked you,
06:54and I didn't want to leave you there on the side of the road
06:56and never see you again.
06:59Then you waved to me in that elevator.
07:00Yeah, I wasn't quite sure you caught that.
07:04I couldn't believe it.
07:05By that time, I had been thinking about you a lot.
07:09And, um, just wondering what it'd be like if we met.
07:13If we could take a time out.
07:14Well, I was thinking, I was thinking the same thing.
07:17It was, uh, I kept thinking, what if we took a time out?
07:21If we, because we just spent some time together.
07:30You know, I saw you on the street.
07:31Where?
07:32Outside Adele's.
07:34You went to see her?
07:35To warn her about Chino.
07:37So she did help you.
07:38I don't think we should get into that.
07:40You're right.
07:41And I won't ask about Buddy
07:43or what you guys are doing in Detroit
07:45or if you've run into Glenn Michaels yet or...
07:47Okay, now don't talk like that because you're scaring me.
08:03Let's get out of here.
08:04Yeah.
08:10Let's get out of here.
09:00There's something I want you to know.
09:03I wasn't just looking for a fuck,
09:04if that's what you're thinking.
09:05Or I was, uh...
09:07Why are you mad?
09:08I was looking for some kind of kinky thrill,
09:10you know, score with a bank robber,
09:11the way some women go for rough tricks.
09:13All right.
09:14Now I can say that I fucked a U.S. marshal.
09:17Do you think I will?
09:19I don't know.
09:21Mm-hmm.
09:38I know a guy that walks into a bank with a bottle,
09:43tells everybody it's nitroglycerin.
09:44He scores some cash off of the teller.
09:47On his way out, he drops a bottle.
09:49It cracks on the floor.
09:50He slips in it.
09:51He smacks up his head.
09:52They get him.
09:55The nitroglycerin was canola oil.
09:58I know more fucked-up bank robbers
10:00than ones that know what they're doing.
10:02I doubt one in ten
10:03could tell you where the dye pack is.
10:06Most bank robbers are fucking morons.
10:09For you to go to bed with one
10:11for, uh, for kinky thrills,
10:13like you were saying,
10:14makes you as dumb as they are.
10:16Now, you are not dumb.
10:20Why would you think that?
10:22Why would you think that I would think that?
10:28You're not dumb.
10:31Well, I don't know about that.
10:34You can't do three falls
10:35and then you have much of a brain.
10:39Mm-hmm.
10:58You're getting serious on me now.
11:03I'm trying not to.
11:08I just want to know what's gonna happen.
11:17What's the matter?
11:19Everything's fine.
11:19Something's weird.
11:20Listen to it.
11:21What's everybody looking at?
11:22Forget about them.
11:23Give me your phone.
11:25Now!
11:28It might not be real.
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11:36An anonymous poster sent us this hot video
11:39that's gonna blow your mind.
11:41Kat Valdez's husband-to-be, Bastion,
11:43was caught cheating on her
11:45with her assistant.
11:53Can I get a witness?
13:01I'm told that, uh, 20 million people are supposed to watch me sing, marry me to the love
13:13of my life.
13:17And then watch as we take our baths.
13:22I didn't know she were going to do this beautiful.
13:26So it's only natural that I would want to see who I'm talking to.
13:32You probably didn't know about me, Sandra, did you?
13:35It's only natural that I say something, if not about marriage, then about love.
13:44Love.
13:45Because that's what we're all looking for, right?
13:48Love.
13:49Love.
13:49Love.
13:51We get so caught up in what we want our life to be that we forget what our love actually
14:01is.
14:07A lie.
14:12Or a fairy tale that you sold yourself so long ago that you forgot that wasn't real.
14:23love.
14:23But deep down you knew.
14:25Love.
14:26Love.
14:26Love.
14:28Love.
14:29Love.
14:30Love.
14:31Love you.
14:32She's making a fool of herself.
14:34No.
14:36Somehow you knew.
14:37You did that.
14:39You realized that it wasn't love at all.
14:45You were just in love with the idea of who you wanted that person to be.
14:51But you can't marry an idea.
15:02You know, they say if you want something different, you have to do something different.
15:08So this time, for the first time, you make a different choice.
15:17You jump off a cliff so high you can't even see the fall.
15:24And you just.
15:34Say yes.
15:47Why not?
15:53sure i'll marry you you
16:00yeah that's you i thought it would be bastion but it's just some guy wearing a windbreaker
16:05is he just a celebrity wearing a mask for real yet for real jesus he keeps talking to you charlie
16:10go
16:10go go go go go go
17:00do you catherine valdez take this guy to be your lawfully wedded husband
17:07and i mean really take it think hard girl
17:09i do and do you some guy take cat to be your lawfully wedded wife
17:20do it
17:26it's not you bro
17:37okay
17:38you'll take okay by the power vested in me by the state of new york i now declare you
17:44yes husband and wife
17:53you
