00:00hello everyone
00:04now he just needs to learn how to do it in the morning
00:18the owner naively thought he was the one watching the cat
00:32you are so
00:34thank you what are you doing oh my god
00:46hello hello hi hello i'm behind you i'm behind you
00:56no i can't hear you well that's a shame because we stood right next to you
01:02i'm sorry peter i don't know what you're saying though i'm behind you oh oh you're here i thought
01:11you were talking to me too here he comes
01:21today my daughter is going to teach me what yuck oh my gosh i am so sorry are you okay
01:42hey put my package down i'm sorry i was trying to tell you that time no you ain't trying to
01:49tell me
01:49you knock on my door and my husband coming outside so put down and keep moving
01:56you don't need to tell me a mother thing
01:59it's okay i thought police didn't let him know
02:05that's my brother free to so my brother you know akanda
02:24oh shoot oh this is my jacket girl
02:32let me go
02:37hi what would you like to order can i get an ice caramel what an ice caramel what would you
02:43like to
02:43order an ice are we supposed to be jumping on the bed
02:51yeah no we don't jump on the bed please okay please get down
03:00what is your name it's daddy you silly goose
03:07are you a guy yeah it's daddy buddy i can see you through the camera remember how we were watching
03:13ruby
03:14if you don't want to
03:55Um, I was gonna say bye to you, Mom, but I heard some noises in your bedroom, so happy Valentine's
04:02Day.
04:03Love you. Bye.
04:23After that, he had to disappear, and he actually did.
04:38Hey, Tyler. Tyler, come here for a second.
04:42Give me those snips. Here, I need you to snip it.
04:50No, no.
04:57Actually, right, right there.
05:01No, no. Right, right there.
05:08You probably wouldn't want to rely on this guy in a stressful situation.
05:22Get out of here.
05:27What?
05:40Huh?
05:43Wah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
05:47Ha ha ha, Gamescombe.
06:17Okay, I know where she's going.
06:19Mikado!
06:20Hey!
06:21Hey!
06:22How do I fly?
06:31Ah!
06:32Oh my!
06:38David!
07:03This moment alone made the camera worth installing.
07:34This biker explains the rules better than selling.
07:37Some driving instructors.
08:00Think you're having a bad day?
08:03His is definitely worse.
08:28You can't just move.
08:30Like, just because you wanted it doesn't mean I'm moving.
08:32What the f***?
08:34The police officers in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, were asking people to be on the lookout for
08:39a man who robbed a store.
08:41Lancaster?
08:42Okay.
08:42Yeah.
08:43I think we do have his description.
08:46Can we take that?
08:46Let's take his description.
08:48What the f*** is that?
08:50She?
08:50Oh my f***ing God, look!
08:53That guy looks like you.
08:54That's cute.
08:55How many years older people are afraid of modern technology.
08:57Back in the day, this prank wouldn't even have been possible.
09:00Bye.
09:19No, Mark.
09:21No, Mark.
09:21I don't mind.
09:22No, Mark.
09:24I don't mind.
09:24I don't mind.
09:48Get up, champ.
09:49You're only a few feet from the bed.
09:59With a dad like this, you can never let your guard down.
10:16Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, and then I thought somebody was barbecuing.
10:22I said, oh Lord Jesus, it's a fart.
10:25Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus.
10:29I ran for my life.
10:31And then the smoke got me.
10:33I got bronchitis.
10:35Ain't nobody got time for that.
10:41This is what you miss when you fly first class.
11:06Now our great speaker, our partner, who all of these bills...
11:13It's time for me to be here.
11:18We're already there for 2 years.
11:20We're already there.
11:20We're already there, we're not...
11:28The good boy is here.
11:38We can now let our lives in China with other people.
11:39I'll be back in the next hour.
11:39Here we go.
12:01I don't know.
12:22Strangers don't exactly get a warm welcome in this house, but nobody holds grudges either.
12:26This pit bull just doesn't care enough.
12:30Well, the sign says that it's four quarters for an hour, but a quarter only gets you 15 minutes.
12:36So, if my math is correct, that's not an hour.
12:40That's not an hour, but it is.
12:43And also...
12:44A quarter, 15 minutes?
12:47Rewind.
12:48Take that off.
12:49Take that off.
12:49You're right.
12:5015 minutes is a quarter.
12:56At this gender reveal party, everyone immediately understood why the parents were so relieved it was a girl.
13:03I'm so relieved!
13:06Let's see what's in that golden egg!
13:09Oh, s***!
13:27I am calling the police.
13:29Do not move.
13:30No!
13:31Mom!
13:33Mom!
13:33The police will be called in three, two, one...
13:38Mom!
13:39Mom!
13:40Mom!
13:40Mom!
14:06Good thing TVs still can transmit flavors!
14:16They're just chilling here bro, what the f**k, what's going on, yo that's a boat, what the
14:20f**k?
14:20You're a f**k, you're a f**k!
14:51It's better, I've been home with things, it was better than with yours.
15:20What the f**k?
15:21Come on buddy.
15:22Ow, shit, aww.
15:25Come here, aww.
15:29Ow!
15:30Ow!
15:32Ow!
15:57Those kids from next door definitely learned their lesson for good.
16:25With a dad this attentive, this kid will never become a superhero.
16:38Judging by her friend's reaction, the surprise worked perfectly.
17:07How does that just happen?
17:09I don't know.
17:20I don't know.
17:23I don't know.
17:23I don't know.
17:31I don't know.
17:39You're a f**k.
17:47I don't know.
17:49You're a f**k.
17:53You're not f***ing me. You okay? I told you me.
18:02Good God. F***ing me.
18:04Okay.
18:20I'm redeeming myself.
18:29Oh my God. Oh my God.
18:34Why did you do this, Kiana?
18:40I'm sorry. Why did you do this?
18:56Don't!
18:58Look, guys.
19:02Somebody's going to go unbelievable.
19:04Hey, hey.
19:05Oh my God.
19:06F***ing.
19:07Jesus.
19:09Stupid. Go.
19:11Go.
19:12Go.
19:14Get her license.
19:19Get her license.
19:20That's it.
19:26Go.
19:37Go.
19:37Go.
19:38Go.
19:38Go.
20:03There's a reason chairs exist.
20:06Look at each other.
20:08Get that hair out of your face.
20:10Going for a wee kiss guys.
20:52The guys at the repair shop definitely had a memorable day with this guy.
21:21A chocolate chip cookie with no chocolate chips.
21:27Hello?
21:28Yes, um, you said a chocolate chip cookie with no chocolate chips?
21:36Yes, please.
21:37Is that not possible?
21:47It's hard not to notice this, roofer.
21:58Oh my god.
22:05It's falling.
22:17They figured out where the air valve is on those costumes and now they can't stop.
22:21Oh my god.
22:32Oh my god.
22:35Oh my god.
22:42Oh my god.
22:44Oh my god.
22:47Oh my god.
22:55Oh my god.
23:00Oh my god.
23:03Oh my god.
23:03I'm still.
23:05Shoot.
23:09Can't eat a lot today.
23:11I'm dumb.
23:12Oh.
23:12Oh, Jesus!
23:18Oh, Jesus!
23:24Oh, Carla!
23:43This prank could give someone a heart attack.
23:50Okay!
24:03I got him! I got him!
24:05I got him!
24:07Here, Joe! Grab him!
24:09I played that! I can't get him, Joe!
24:13Get him, sissy!
24:14Well, f*** it!
24:19What the hell?
24:23He did that on purpose!
24:26Hi, hi!
24:26I got him!
24:29Okay.
24:30Stay right there.
24:32Do it right back.
24:35Do it right back.
24:39I've been here today.
24:44I know they got him!
24:46I'm kinda scared.
24:47No one is there!
24:49No one is there!
24:50It's all right!
24:50No one is there!
24:52We're going to be at all!
25:32I can only imagine how this dog reacts to people he doesn't like.
26:16I can't karate chop that.
26:21Can you really?
26:22Let's see.
26:23I'm ready.
26:23Is that the way you do that?
26:24Yeah.
26:24You ready?
26:25Oh, here we go.
26:26Nothing's more embarrassing than overestimating what you can do during a live broadcast.
26:30Oh, here we go.
26:35Oh, here we go.
26:40Oh, here we go.
26:46Oh, here we go.
26:59I got you.
27:07Oh, dude.
27:10Are you kidding me?
27:22I'm trying to stop holding men.
27:36Wait, we just got that on camera.
27:51We went shopping.
27:52We're going to be back.
27:53We went shopping.
27:55We're going to be back.
27:56You got some.
27:57Could you bring me back?
27:58Could you?
28:00Could you?
28:02Bring me back what?
28:03Ginger ale.
28:04I'll kiss your feet.
28:05What do you mean bring you back?
28:06Ginger ale.
28:08I don't know.
28:10We can do that.
28:11Okay.
28:12Thanks.
28:15You can love your house.
28:32Trouble.
28:33Why?
28:34Okay, wait.
28:34I probably have to go.
28:35All right.
28:36Love you, babe.
28:36Turns out the street wasn't nearly as fun as this cat expected.
28:41Meow.
28:43Meow.
28:46Meow.
28:52Ready?
28:53No.
29:00Oh.
29:02No.
29:05No.
29:24An assassin attack simulation, though this assassin seems slow and distracted.
29:41Are you okay? I'm so sorry, I was just, you're okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm the worst
29:59man, I'm sorry.
30:03Hanging out, of course, thank you for showing me everything, I had fun.
30:29The girl gave her mom access to her doorbell camera and regretted it almost immediately.
30:44Jesus!
30:44Jesus!
30:46Jesus!
30:51Jesus!
30:58God寂 down!
30:59For the sake of turkey, I hope not!
31:12As long as we always feel the age of our community realized,
31:23He managed to outsmart the airline, only to get defeated by a bag sizer.
31:51Turns out the thing under the bed wasn't a monster, it was Mom, which is even scarier!
32:16Oh my God!
32:20Hold the truck! Hold the truck!
32:22He's always a truck in my head!
32:32Oh my God! I'm sorry!
32:35F*** this!
33:02F*** this
33:19Mr. President, obviously you're concerned about the situation in Gaza, what are the
33:27hopes now, to get the hospital back.
33:42Can you get it?
33:43I can't.
33:46You, what did you say?
33:48You should ask, can I pick it up?
33:49Gwen did this.
33:51What did she do?
33:52It's heavy, we didn't get it.
34:09Oh, f**k!
34:10Oh no!
34:12Oh, f**k!
34:12Oh no, you're good!
34:24I can't fail that in.
34:28hello yes pam yeah listen listen i'm glad you called right back because you're not going to
34:33believe this we're in the cash cab really yeah and listen we got a call out but the listen i
34:39don't have much time the question is the the uh uh my cousin vinnie who played the the judge
34:47and my cousin vinnie that's a uh we'll call you back we'll call you back holy all right
35:23so
35:47Get it, get it!
36:23He learned how to fish, but umbrellas are still giving him trouble.
36:34I hope you didn't see the video.
36:40Chicken!
36:41Get your **** in here!
36:42Get in there!
36:44Get in there!
36:51Allison!
36:53Is this chicken?
36:56I don't know.
36:58I don't know.
37:00Because he was acting really weird when I picked him up.
37:33Meanwhile, the poor cat has to deal with his stubbornness every single day.
37:45This is a new house, and they're still getting used to everything.
38:03A stadium is probably the worst possible place to listen to a voice message.
38:35Yeah.
38:39Oh, my God.
39:23Check his feet.
39:27I guess we're playing 36, boys.
39:29I guess we're playing 36.
39:31Gary, there's a snake behind you.
39:33There's a snake behind you.
39:38Gary, are you kidding?
39:40Gary, you're going to step on me.
39:50I'm like, what the f**k?
39:52I went first.
39:54I went first.
39:56Look at that.
39:57I felt something.
40:08Karma really doesn't like people messing with someone else's eggs.
40:30Looks like she was done with this trip before it even started.
40:33it.
41:01He
41:02decided to test the neighbor's garage first before building one at his own place.
41:21You thought kids can't be impressed by old toys anymore?
41:25Think again.
41:31Too much!
41:32You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
42:04You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
42:46You can tell right away they're really happy to see him.
42:57You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
43:42You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
43:48You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
43:49You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
44:19You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
44:34You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
44:49You thought kids can't be surprised by old toys.
44:49But of course there's the other angle, this participation rate.
44:52Explain that to us and why we need to look at that.
45:00This kid comes to this place way too often.
45:17Senna, just stop.
45:20This is not a training.
45:22You're not training me, Senna.
45:23You're doing a terrible job, Senna.
45:34The cat already knows his owner could go heavier.
45:51Avalanche!
45:56What's up?
46:10I don't know.
46:12I don't know.
46:12How long do you say that?
46:14You don't know what I get.
46:15Oh, it's just that.
46:16I lost my sorters out.
46:21A real friend will defend you even if nobody asked her to.
47:05Did you puff? Did you puff?
47:11Yes!
47:13Yes!
47:18Yes!
47:20Yes!
47:33Yes!
47:38Yes!
47:40Yes!
47:40Yes!
47:41Yes!
47:56Yes!
47:58Yes!
47:59Yes!
48:00Yes!
48:00Yes!
48:03Yes!
48:03Yes!
48:04Yes!
48:05Yes!
48:18Yes!
48:21Yes!
48:22Yes!
48:23Yes!
48:23Yes!
48:26Yes!
48:30Yes!
48:32Yes!
48:33Yes!
48:33Yes!
48:34Yes!
48:40Yes!
48:41Yes!
48:41Yes!
48:41Yes!
48:45Yes!
48:49OK!
48:59Yes!
49:08Yes!
49:11Yes!
49:11What's up, Poh?
49:15What's up?
49:17What's up, Poh?
49:30What's up, Poh?
49:42Why I can't open it.
49:44Look at your muscles.
49:49What the hell?
49:51Let me try.
49:55Oh, oh.
49:59How come there's so much new shirts?
50:12Nah.
50:29This guy used up an entire lifetime of luck just to avoid disaster.
50:41Ooh.
50:51Oh, oh.
50:54You almost got your head taken off.
50:56No, seriously, bro.
50:57I almost got you.
50:58Oh, my God.
51:04Let me see.
51:09Is it going to be a snake or something that's going to jump out?
51:12Snake? What the heck?
51:15A snake and a freaking...
51:16Oh, ****!
51:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
51:29ha, ha, ha, ha.
51:40Oh, ****!
51:42Oh, ****!
51:45Okay, bye, I love you.
51:46I love you!
51:49Yep.
51:51Peace out, homie.
51:52Love is stronger than fear,
51:54even when the enemy is a terrifying bug.
52:12One, two, red is coming for you.
52:16Three, four, better lock your door.
52:21Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
52:27ha, ha, ha.
52:32Oh, ****!
52:33Say it all, Black Bitty, Bambadam,
52:35oh, Black Bitty, Bambadam,
52:37black Bitty had a child, Bambadam,
52:39a damn thing going wild, Bambadam,
52:41say it all, Black Bitty, Bambalam,
52:43oh, Black Bitty, Bambadam!
52:45Oh, Black Bitty, Bambadam.
52:48.
53:03This exercise relaxes every muscle in your body.
53:20This exercise relaxes every muscle in your body.
53:30What is it?
53:32What is it?
53:33What is it like that?
53:35What is it?
54:10What is it?
54:13Oh, sorry.
54:15Oh, no.
54:16Oh, no.
54:27Oh.
54:28Oh.
54:29Oh.
54:29Oh, no.
54:29his love for his girlfriend helped him fake it but at least he was honest what i was wondering
54:36where that should look like 99 gravy bro why do we get all these waters bro i don't even need
54:43all
54:43these yo cora slow down bro yo cora break hey yo cora chill bro
55:04so
55:36That's an old trick, man.
56:19Curiosity always comes at a price.
56:23Hey, babe.
56:27What are you doing?
56:29I was trying to follow a trend on Instagram.
56:32What's the trend?
56:33You just sitting next to the trash can?
56:35No.
56:36It's a stupid .
56:37Excuse my life.
56:39You were supposed to be scared.
56:43Scared of what?
56:44You laying on the floor?
56:48Oh, mom's lifting the weights.
56:50I'm pretty tired.
56:51I'm just working on my six pack.
56:53You don't have a six pack.
56:55Yeah, right here in front of me.
56:57I'm just working on it.
56:58Wait.
57:16Okay.
57:17You okay?
57:40Okay.
57:42It's pretty good.
57:47What the is happening?
57:48Only a truly loyal customer laughs after something like this.
57:53Why?
58:17Okay.
58:17How's it gonna?
58:20Well, I'm ready.
58:31Then you watch the sports agora stuff now.
58:31You only have a couple of people and sex friends!
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