00:00Hello everyone!
00:10Sit. Sit.
00:13You're giving spikes of business.
00:32Foss. Fossi.
00:34This is your boy.
00:37Fossi, you gonna be like that?
00:39Look, he already crying.
00:41Fossi.
00:42Can't carry your seat.
00:44This is your seat.
00:47Okay.
00:48You don't want your son?
00:54You gonna change any more movies?
00:57I wish God is still dressed like this.
01:00He never saw this plot twist coming.
01:03The best spot in the house had been taken by a total stranger.
01:07You should be with someone like this.
01:10Sit.
01:25Sit.
01:31Sit.
01:33Sit.
01:34Zephy, you don't get a treat till she sits.
01:37Sit.
01:39Sit.
01:44Oh God!
01:57He's just wired that way.
02:00You might as well accept it.
02:02No!
02:06This is the toughest job in the world.
02:11This is the toughest job in the world.
02:47This dog decided she needed a nanny.
02:52Luckily, there's a perfect candidate right at home.
02:54Okay.
02:58Well, bring it to me.
02:59Come here.
02:59You're a big fan of the player.
03:12Let's go.
03:19You're a big fan of the player.
03:23This is the toughest job in the world.
03:24This is the hardest job.
03:25I think it's the hardest job.
03:31He's still in the first stage, the stage of denial.
04:19Dad's involved in the upbringing too, just from a safe distance.
04:41The day's coming to an end, and so is his patience.
04:51What are you doing, Kloss?
04:54She definitely deserves a break.
04:56Are you all proud of yourself?
05:02Are you ready?
05:03Paw!
05:04Paw!
05:05Paw!
05:07Good girl, Peppa.
05:09Paw!
05:10Good girl!
05:11Peppa, you're such a good girl, help her!
05:13Alright, shake.
05:17Shake.
05:18Shake.
05:21Good boy, Rendo.
05:23Good boy.
05:24Okay, Louie.
05:25Louie, shake.
05:28Good boy, Rendo.
05:30Good boy.
05:30Louie, shake.
05:32No, no, no.
05:32Come here.
05:33No.
05:34Sit.
05:35No.
05:36Luna, get in the box.
05:40Luna.
05:44They're looking for you.
05:47Get in the box.
05:48This beautiful lady decided motherhood wasn't for her anymore.
05:52Luna, they're looking for you.
05:55They don't want anyone else.
05:57They're looking for you.
06:03He's a horrible father.
06:05You're a horrible father.
06:07You're a horrible father.
06:08You don't even want to snuggle your own son?
06:15He's terrified.
06:19Kiss it.
06:21Kiss it.
06:22Kiss it.
06:23Kiss it.
06:27He's appalled.
06:29He he he he he he he he he he.
06:32He's...
06:33Cut.
06:42Responsibility really isn't his strong suit.
06:45How you scared of your baby, bruh?
06:46How you scared of your own baby, bruh?
06:48How you scared of your own baby, bruh?
06:50How you scared of your own kids, bruh?
06:52How?
06:55How?
06:56How?
06:59How?
07:21Sometimes you don't need words to teach good behavior.
07:46Even the most devoted mom needs five minutes a piece sometimes.
07:50You think it's easy to be the mother of this? Look at that beautiful thing. Look at this.
08:02Monalisa. Look at that.
08:07Look at this. Look at that.
08:14Monalisa. This is your daughter of the Cabano, right?
08:21You're Mr. Charlie.
08:34This dog was not ready for fatherhood.
08:37This dog was not ready for fatherhood.
08:40This dog was not ready for fatherhood.
08:52He can't jump on the phone.
09:02It's very cute.
09:04This dog was very cute.
09:04Ha ha ha.
09:08It's okay.
09:09We love you.
09:11We love you.
09:12We love you.
09:13We love you.
09:15We're afraid we love you.
09:18It's okay.
09:18We love you.
09:24His first lesson on how to behave.
09:27And this is only the beginning.
09:42Parenthood is all about balance.
09:44Too far away is bad, but too close can be risky too.
10:05Raising a high-energy teenager isn't easy.
10:08That's why teamwork matters.
10:10Hey!
10:13Okay.
10:20Thank you, Pepper.
10:23Thank you, Mama.
10:28Hello?
10:29Jackson, huh?
10:31Uh!
10:32Uh!
10:45Jackson, huh?
10:48Uh!
10:48Hey, Ryan, I'm a millionaire.
10:55I'm great!
10:58I'm good.
10:59I'm never married.
11:00I'm a millionaire.
11:00Kids don't love lessons.
11:02But when your mom's a Mastiff, you don't have much of a choice.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:36He tells us they executed two felony searchpoints at the Supreme School.
11:40He said they could have had to spin the deal, which was not just this incident, but the previous...
12:12So, Pumbach, siéntateme ya.
12:15No!
12:17Careful, Winston.
12:24Careful, Winston.
12:46C'mon!
13:00C'mon!
13:02C'mon!
13:08Good girl!
13:14The first day on the job is always the toughest.
13:17This little guy just started his career as a mail carrier.
13:31This puppy hit the jackpot!
13:33He's got the perfect mentor to teach him a bunch of cool things.
13:44He said don't be sad.
13:46I show you again.
13:48This is what you do.
13:52How you do?
14:14How you do?
14:15This is what you do.
15:01Well, there goes the peaceful life.
15:03Now it's just a memory.
15:18Being a parent means living at the edge of your patience.
15:32You don't mess with a mom in full protective mode.
15:35Even a young dad knows to be careful.
17:06It's hard to get a minute alone with just one, kid.
17:09Now imagine 10.
17:13This is how you train real commandos.
17:30They've lived together forever, but they still haven't had the chance to get to know each
17:34other.
17:41Look what I have.
17:47That's your daughter.
17:52That's your baby.
17:55That's your baby.
17:59That's your baby.
18:02You like your baby?
18:06That's your little daughter.
18:07That's your twin.
18:09That's your baby.
18:10That's your baby.
18:11That's your baby.
18:42Karma is such a freaking submissive.
18:44Oops.
18:45Careful, mamas.
18:46Look at this.
18:46Look.
18:48She's like, don't bite.
18:48I put the shirt on so they don't bite her boobies.
18:51I put the shirt on so they don't bite her boobies.
18:51They're still trying, though.
18:54She's like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
18:56Correct them.
18:57Don't play with them.
18:58We need you to correct your puppies, not play.
19:09That look is clearly a cry for help.
19:35Come here, sit.
19:37She said, sit.
19:39Good boy.
19:43Food always tastes better off mom's plate.
19:56So tiny and already talking back to his parents.
20:11I'm going to take you back.
20:12You're not like that.
20:14You put it.
20:15I'll take you back.
20:16Okay?
20:43Say hi, Daddy.
20:45Say hi, Daddy.
20:46Hi, Daddy.
20:48Who's goddamn white baby is that?
20:50This is your baby.
20:52Take care of the puppies.
20:53He'd rather stick to the couch and enjoy some peace and quiet.
20:56He might be mine.
22:31That personality is 100% inherited.
23:08Now he has to share the most precious thing in his life, his favorite couch.
24:09That horrifying moment when your toys stop being yours alone.
24:26Let's go.
24:26I'm sorry.
25:13Oh
25:28Time to learn the family anthem the whole neighborhood will love it
25:54Dad jokes around while mom keeps everyone in line a family classic
26:27I'm sick
26:29I don't know.
27:12What's better than having a best friend who understands you completely?
27:58What's better than having a best friend?
28:22What's better than having a best friend?
28:58What's better than having a best friend?
29:17What's better than having a best friend?
29:17What's better than having a best friend?
29:18What's better than having a best friend?
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