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A boutique cannabis dealer is put out of business when the Canadian government decides to legalise the drug.
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00:00:14The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the RCMP, the Mounties, a symbol to all the world of
00:00:24justice and principle, courage and courtesy. Mounties in plain clothes enforce the federal
00:00:35drug and narcotic laws. The dope peddler casually lights a cigarette and throws the empty box
00:00:45away. The new recreational cannabis regime will officially come into force on October
00:00:5117th of this year. Every dog has its day and Kona has had hers, at least with the RCMP.
00:01:01The three-year-old German Shepherd, trained to sniff for drugs including marijuana, is
00:01:06being replaced. Well, the new marijuana laws definitely have changed the rules for us.
00:01:21I'm your drug dealer, Luke. It's never going to happen.
00:01:35Want your usual order there, bump?
00:01:38No, I got plenty. I'm actually here as a friend. Well, and future husband.
00:01:46They gave us specific orders to shut down anything that's not government run.
00:01:50I guess you'll be buying elsewhere?
00:01:51I can't be seen buying pot. I don't have a prescription.
00:01:56How are you okay with this? You're a traitor to the cause. And you wonder why I'm not interested.
00:02:07Ours is a love of the ages, like Romeo and Juliet. What am I supposed to do this?
00:02:11Break it up. Not too fine. She's got arthritis. I'm just great.
00:02:19And we're not stupid. You're known, Ann. I mean, I'm not going to bust your door down,
00:02:23but some cop wanting to increase their quota might.
00:02:26Right. Everybody wants to smoke, but nobody wants it in their backyard.
00:02:37Whoa, what's this? You're blowing now? Come on, relax. It's just a couple of plants.
00:02:43This is Marilyn. Say hi. Ma'am?
00:02:49It's fucking ridiculous. I mean, I fought for legalization.
00:02:52I should be celebrating on Monday, not looking over my fucking shoulder.
00:03:10Ann, I need you out or I need the rent. Are you kidding me? You're a broke drug dealer?
00:03:16How do you read, Luke? Not heroin. It's the McDonald's of drugs.
00:03:20You know, I heard that Winnipeg is nice this time of year.
00:03:24Start here at Winnipeg's International Airport.
00:03:26Some people call it the Taj Mahal of the Canadian Prairies.
00:03:30No matter how you look at it, Winnipeg is growing up.
00:03:42I'm sorry to be a bummer, but it's time to move on.
00:03:46I thought you weren't giving up.
00:03:49You know, I'm glad that we're communicating so openly.
00:03:51It's the foundation of any strong relationship.
00:03:55Ma'am?
00:04:08Where have you been?
00:04:10You're late. You know I like mine before breakfast.
00:04:13Bus troubles.
00:04:15Why don't you Uber?
00:04:17Um, Kidnapper Express, a new thank you.
00:04:25Oh, my super life said hello.
00:04:32He could be a serial killer.
00:04:34Seriously, he doesn't even need to stalk you. He just needs a Tinder profile.
00:04:40Oh, wants to meet this afternoon.
00:04:44He's hungry.
00:04:45You know what serial killers have in common?
00:04:47They're all white and they're all clean looking.
00:04:50Well, I find them to be very polite and eager to please.
00:04:55And they really love gilts.
00:04:58What's a gilf?
00:04:59Grandma, I'd like to.
00:05:02Still so weird.
00:05:04Because I'm old?
00:05:05No, you're just so open about it.
00:05:07Well, we Canadians like to keep our drugs and our fucking behind closed doors.
00:05:13Yeah, got it. Here.
00:05:24Mmm.
00:05:28Big day. Lots of deliveries.
00:05:31Well, if you want a Netflix and show with Ted Bundy, that's on you.
00:05:37Bonus.
00:05:38Penis pick.
00:05:40Oh, God.
00:05:43Fuck me.
00:05:48Oh, fuck it. I've had a good life.
00:05:53Here.
00:05:54I'll ask him if he's a serial killer, just so you don't have to worry about me.
00:05:57Great.
00:06:06So the government finally did it.
00:06:10Yep.
00:06:11They managed to take the fun out of legal weed.
00:06:15I was so excited about it.
00:06:18Until our nanny state of government stepped in.
00:06:28Is this going to affect you, huh?
00:06:30I'll be okay.
00:06:32I'll keep a low profile, not take on any new clients, but everyone's regular, so it's fine.
00:06:41Well, my love, I won't be on Monday.
00:06:45Why?
00:06:47Shoppers is carrying it.
00:06:49So?
00:06:51I have a points card, and with the amount I smoke, I'll be racking them up.
00:06:56You're leaving me for points?
00:06:57Hey, that shit adds up.
00:06:59I've been with you for years.
00:07:01I've helped you manage pain, and if it wasn't for me, you'd probably be addicted to painkillers.
00:07:07Business is business.
00:07:09You were an activist. You're like in jail for a while or something.
00:07:13You're seriously going to buy from some faceless capitalist assholes?
00:07:19Do you have a points program?
00:07:21No. Do you have a loyalty program?
00:07:23What about LSD?
00:07:25LSD?
00:07:26You know I only sell weed.
00:07:28Then you've got a problem.
00:07:30But you're a smart girl.
00:07:32You'll figure something out.
00:07:40Thanks, Grandma.
00:07:55You're a smart girl.
00:07:56Diaper weed.
00:08:02Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
00:08:07Dad!
00:08:31I told you I don't give a fuck about your IT issues.
00:08:33I lost millions because you couldn't make the trade.
00:08:36I want you to make good.
00:08:38Or I'm going to go with someone who doesn't have fucking dial-up.
00:08:42No peeking.
00:08:43Don't flatter yourself.
00:08:46Fuck.
00:08:49Ground as per request.
00:08:53Someone doing what I asked.
00:08:57You want a job?
00:08:58No.
00:09:00I'm good.
00:09:07What?
00:09:08No line.
00:09:09No peeking.
00:09:21No peeking.
00:09:25Fucking brilliant.
00:09:26Loyalty.
00:09:27I love it.
00:09:28You would love my old man.
00:09:30Oh, hey.
00:09:31Check out this new app.
00:09:33It's like the Tinder of Wii.
00:09:35I can choose from like 300 varieties and it's delivered in an hour.
00:09:39Just swipe right.
00:09:41Yeah, I'm not going to stand in line like some stoner schmuck or wait for Canada Post.
00:09:45This motherfucker up his game.
00:09:47But we found the strain that works for you.
00:09:50Yeah, well, maybe I want to mix it up a little.
00:09:51Okay, then don't smoke at work.
00:09:53It focuses me.
00:09:54Yeah, because of me.
00:09:57Okay, smoke Godfather OG and you will not know what the fuck you're trading.
00:10:02Afghan Kush is going to knock you out.
00:10:06Okay, Charlotte's Web is made for people with epilepsy and has 0.3% THC.
00:10:11Team Drizzy Believer.
00:10:16These aren't even fucking strings.
00:10:18You don't know what's in them.
00:10:20This is a total gimmick, Brent.
00:10:26Nice.
00:10:27Look, I'm not Domino's, okay?
00:10:29I don't deliver in 30 minutes or less.
00:10:32I'm like a good tailor.
00:10:33I know my shit and I cut to fit.
00:10:35They even have a loyalty points program.
00:10:37Fucking A.
00:10:40Loyalty being the key word here.
00:10:43Since you met me, you have experienced record returns.
00:10:46And actually, I should be charging you more money.
00:10:48Because without me, you'd still be sitting in that shitty cubicle wearing off-the-rack
00:10:52suits driving a Civic instead of a Porsche, okay?
00:10:56Look, I don't deliver points.
00:10:58I deliver a seven-figure bonus.
00:11:00No, I deliver.
00:11:02You just work on the fucking line.
00:11:10Fuck you.
00:11:12Tell her I said hi.
00:11:14Why would you buy in bulk now?
00:11:16Ideala gave me a great deal.
00:11:18I have the best shit in town.
00:11:20CDCBO closes at five.
00:11:22They don't have enough for supply.
00:11:24I figured demand is going to increase with legalization.
00:11:27What about the club?
00:11:28People want to go up, not down.
00:11:31You know, if you dealt in coke.
00:11:33Coke.
00:11:35Coke, heroin, pills.
00:11:37That shit just fucks you up.
00:11:40At least with the weed, you know, it helps people.
00:11:43I kind of feel like one of those country doctors.
00:11:47You know, making house calls and checking in on people, offering advice, a little relief.
00:11:55Well, it's the things that fuck you up that make you rich.
00:11:57So, unless you find some new patients, the only gig left doing house calls is Uber Eats.
00:12:03Luke says I'm on the radar.
00:12:06And I can't trust new clients unless I get references, but I don't have time.
00:12:09You hit that yet?
00:12:11Luke?
00:12:11Luke?
00:12:15No.
00:12:16Why not?
00:12:17He's nice, but he's so eager.
00:12:21He's constantly saying sorry for everything.
00:12:24It's not hot.
00:12:27Nice, eager, constantly apologizing.
00:12:31Sounds like you hit the bedroom jackpot right there.
00:12:33Mind if I call him?
00:12:35You sound like my grandma.
00:12:36We're both women of the world.
00:12:39We've learned shit, like diversify your portfolio.
00:12:48I will talk to Steve at the club.
00:12:52I'm sorry, I know he's a douchebag.
00:12:55He is a slimy cocksucker.
00:13:02Ugh, maple syrup goes with fucking everything.
00:13:07Honey, I'm not Costco.
00:13:09I don't do returns.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Have your parents seen that yet?
00:13:19Of course they have.
00:13:21Now that it's legal and I've met Prime Minister Hot Stuff, my parents think I'm a visionary.
00:13:26I even smoked up with my mom last week.
00:13:28He's really special.
00:13:32Coffee, weed, and vinyl.
00:13:35Yeah, the weekend hipster trifecta.
00:13:38And you even made it ethnic.
00:13:40Like bees do honey.
00:13:42Fuck your snores.
00:13:43Well, I'll be moving out soon, but for now this serves its purpose, since I do most of my business
00:13:48online.
00:13:49That's all they see.
00:13:50Green health?
00:13:52Sounds like an enema.
00:13:54I need to bring a veneer of respectability to my business, especially now that I'm going legit.
00:13:59You're opening a store?
00:14:00No.
00:14:01I'm now a government licensed lab.
00:14:04I'm a micro cultivator.
00:14:06You are?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:07I'm the poster child for a new day, and I'm gonna grow like Jeff Bezos.
00:14:11I'm gonna be the Amazon of weed.
00:14:14Well, great.
00:14:15Then you can buy my stuff back, no problem.
00:14:18I'll even take a hit on the buyback.
00:14:20I know this is a weird request, but I've always been loyal, and most of my people left.
00:14:27So I just need to get back on my feet.
00:14:30I can't.
00:14:31It's all regulated.
00:14:33I make one misstep, they pull my license.
00:14:35Fuck.
00:14:36Really?
00:14:38What if I sell it back to you 30% below what I paid for?
00:14:40You're making a profit on a profit.
00:14:42Isn't that like your mantra?
00:14:44My mantra?
00:14:46I'm brown, I'm a woman, I'm gonna get screwed, so always look for the next opportunity.
00:14:54But you sold me all this.
00:14:58And you're the one who had a great plan.
00:15:00Listen, Adila, I need this.
00:15:02If I can't make rent, I'm out on my ass, and people aren't buying the way I thought they would.
00:15:07Look, remember when we first started dealing in university?
00:15:10We said that it was to pay our bills and to create our own opportunities.
00:15:13No, we said it was so we could smoke weed for free.
00:15:17True.
00:15:18But once we started making money, we said that it was to avoid having a desk job.
00:15:22Remember?
00:15:23You were gonna go and travel and help save people and animals and shit because you feel guilty about your
00:15:30privilege.
00:15:30And I was gonna make money off of people like you.
00:15:33But I love dealing.
00:15:35I'm good at it.
00:15:38Then find a new opportunity.
00:15:40This is our time.
00:15:43Dealing weed is like the mullet.
00:15:44It's dead and it's not coming back.
00:15:47It was a fun ride while it lasted, partner.
00:15:49But now, it's time for some tough love.
00:15:52Not the best.
00:16:09It's time for it to keep on feeling.
00:16:10This is a very fun day.
00:16:10It's time for the new life but it's time for you.
00:16:11It is time for money.
00:16:16It's time for money to be able to remember your life.
00:16:20It's time for me on a trip.
00:16:21I'm on a trip in my way out.
00:16:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:55Sorry I'm late.
00:16:56I'm busy at the store.
00:16:57We open on Monday and I'm still filling positions in.
00:17:01Can't believe I got an interview so fast.
00:17:04Indeed.
00:17:05So you are...
00:17:11Anne Banting?
00:17:13The microphone's not necessary.
00:17:16Anne Banting, yes.
00:17:18The software we use put you at the top of our list.
00:17:23Wow.
00:17:25So, um, have you been working for the government long?
00:17:31Thank you for asking.
00:17:33Yes, I worked with the LCBO part-time when I was in high school
00:17:36and then I moved up to full-time.
00:17:38In 1927, the government of Ontario created the LCBO,
00:17:43selling all the liquor you need to let down your guard
00:17:46after a hard day, being accepting of everyone
00:17:49and apologizing for everything.
00:17:51And then I worked with the beer store.
00:17:53The government of Ontario helped create the beer store,
00:17:57allowing all of us to live up to the Canadian stereotypes
00:17:59of loving plaid, hockey, and knowing some guy named Doug.
00:18:03And then I saw an opportunity to move up with CDCBO.
00:18:08But we know Canada is a country full of diverse people
00:18:11and vices, and we're proud to announce the CDCBO,
00:18:16the Cannabis Distribution and Control Board of Ontario.
00:18:19You heard it correctly, Ontario.
00:18:21Your government is sparking up.
00:18:23Full stop.
00:18:28Such different products.
00:18:30I can hear you fine.
00:18:35I mean, are they?
00:18:36It's all the same poison.
00:18:38I believe Snoop Dogg said it best when he said,
00:18:40it makes me feel the way I need to feel.
00:18:46I think he was just talking about cannabis,
00:18:48but that's one person's opinion, truthfully.
00:18:52And he is a multi-layered artist.
00:18:55Genius, in my mind.
00:18:58All right, so, tell me about yourself.
00:19:03Well, I'm very excited about this opportunity.
00:19:05I think it's been a very long time coming.
00:19:07And what makes you a unique candidate?
00:19:10Do you hate Bob Marley?
00:19:15Well, I have a degree in economics,
00:19:17and I've had my own business since university.
00:19:21Oh, that's impressive.
00:19:23Yeah, I've been my own boss since then.
00:19:25And it's been a lot of hard work
00:19:27keeping my clients happy with all the choice out there.
00:19:30So why do you want to work with the CDC...
00:19:34CDCDO?
00:19:34See, sometimes it's appropriate.
00:19:37Well, like you, I thought I'd get in on the ground floor
00:19:40of a company that's going to grow very quickly.
00:19:42I mean, 40 stores in Ontario isn't enough to match the demand.
00:19:46Right.
00:19:49So it says here that you are a weed dealer.
00:19:57Cannabis.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59That works.
00:20:00That's the time that the microphone works.
00:20:02I think it's a perfect fit, really.
00:20:04I'm well-versed in every strain.
00:20:06I know the effects of each one.
00:20:08And I persevere to find the right strain for each of my customers.
00:20:11And I think if given the chance,
00:20:13I could do the same for yours.
00:20:14Yeah, stop talking.
00:20:16You are aware that this is a government position, right?
00:20:19Yeah.
00:20:21And you're applying for a position as an admitted criminal.
00:20:25I feel like this is an admitted...
00:20:28Admitted criminal.
00:20:30See?
00:20:31It emph...
00:20:33I took a class on this.
00:20:36Took a...
00:20:37That's not...
00:20:38That's not you.
00:20:38Admitted criminal.
00:20:42Not after this weekend.
00:20:46Touche.
00:20:52Well, I can see why the software gave you a 99% match, that's for sure.
00:20:59Well, Em...
00:21:01If I move your application to the next phase, Ralph's gonna flag it.
00:21:06Ralph?
00:21:07My boss.
00:21:08He's a dog person.
00:21:09Don't get me started.
00:21:10I'll take it off my application.
00:21:12And then you'll look like you're unemployed for ten years.
00:21:15That's not great.
00:21:16Yeah, but drug-free.
00:21:18Oh, fuck it.
00:21:26Welcome, CDCBO.
00:21:27You start 8 a.m. Monday, and if anyone asks, you've been living in a commune in B.C. for
00:21:31ten years, all right?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:37Takes your breath away, doesn't it?
00:21:39Hmm.
00:21:41It's high.
00:21:42Yeah, nothing but a G thing.
00:21:45Okay.
00:22:00Fuck.
00:22:01Fuck.
00:22:02Fuck.
00:22:04Fuck.
00:22:06Fuck.
00:22:12Fuck.
00:22:14Fuck.
00:22:16Fuck.
00:22:17Fuck.
00:22:18Fuck.
00:22:19Fuck.
00:22:19Fuck.
00:22:32Felt in love on the sun, fell in love on the walls
00:22:41Half of the spot, deep into the night
00:23:13Felt in love on the sun, fell in love on the sun
00:23:25I love your new place. It must get a lot of great light.
00:23:32Very funny.
00:23:34Hey, what do you think of that?
00:23:37Hey, my old work tie.
00:23:40I wish it was.
00:23:43Yours?
00:23:45Oh, that's good.
00:23:50Finally, putting that education to good use.
00:23:54Yeah, I guess so.
00:23:57It didn't last forever, could it?
00:24:02I really didn't think it would end like this.
00:24:06Well, you didn't choose an easy path.
00:24:10Or maybe you did.
00:24:12It needs more green.
00:24:14You sound like mom.
00:24:15Hey, I'm on your side.
00:24:29Fuck it.
00:24:33I'm not working for the enemy.
00:24:35That's my girl.
00:24:37Let's hear it for the crazy one.
00:24:39Woo!
00:25:01Hey, do you think my hair will stay when we're fucking?
00:25:03Oh, I think so.
00:25:07You are a lifesaver as always, girl.
00:25:12And, uh, do you have anything that'll help us out?
00:25:15What?
00:25:18This should put you both in the right mood.
00:25:20I don't need him to go limp and pass out.
00:25:22I need him to go all night.
00:25:28Yes, bitch!
00:25:29That is what I'm talking about.
00:25:31You always know how to hook a girl up.
00:25:32How are you going?
00:25:33Not to interrupt.
00:25:34Um, weed doesn't actually make you go limp.
00:25:37Coke does.
00:25:40Okay, well, whatever.
00:25:44I tried.
00:25:46In a valiant effort.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:47Did you talk to Steve?
00:25:49He's upstairs.
00:25:50What is going on in here?
00:25:52What's with all the backpacks?
00:25:53Is this like a weed dealer convention?
00:25:55It's more like an employment fair.
00:25:57Thanks.
00:26:18Hello?
00:26:28Hello?
00:26:30Oh!
00:26:30Sorry.
00:26:32Uh, is Steve here?
00:26:35No.
00:26:35Steve.
00:26:37Steve is downstairs playing the role he's paid to play.
00:26:40Sorry?
00:26:43Everybody wants to come to a club run by mobsters.
00:26:46So we give them one right at a central casting and they go home with a fun story.
00:26:50Guess who's coming back with friends next week?
00:26:56You're Beth's friend Anne, right?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:02Steve mentioned you'll be coming by.
00:27:05I like that.
00:27:06Gotta love Steve's optimism.
00:27:14He also mentioned you're looking for a new line of work.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20I'm looking to expand my reach and, you know, navigate the new terrain.
00:27:27Governments always make the best gangsters.
00:27:29If I was bilingual, I'd be prime minister.
00:27:39One would think you'd find a more discreet way than a backpack to carry around your drugs.
00:27:45This isn't Degrassi.
00:27:48Did Steve mention my situation?
00:27:52My product?
00:27:55Have you ever dealt anything else?
00:27:58No.
00:27:58No.
00:27:59Weed is a good fit for my skill set.
00:28:03Mm-hmm.
00:28:05You're a purist.
00:28:07Exactly.
00:28:09We just developed a new app for weed.
00:28:12It's like Tinder.
00:28:14It's like Tinder.
00:28:14I'm so excited about it.
00:28:15We even have a loyalty program.
00:28:18Even with legalization, the government's not going to be able to keep up with demand and they close at five.
00:28:25Times are changing.
00:28:27Mm-hmm.
00:28:28So why did you stick to dealing?
00:28:31You could have worked your way up.
00:28:34Made a lot more money distributing.
00:28:38I don't know.
00:28:39I guess I was good where I was.
00:28:45You know I like that you know your place.
00:28:48We can't all be CEOs.
00:28:52I'll give you a trial run.
00:28:55As a favor to Beth.
00:28:59Why me?
00:29:01I mean I'm sure you have tons of candidates.
00:29:05Yeah, but they're all children.
00:29:08This is just a game for them.
00:29:11Dealing makes them cool, gets them away.
00:29:13They still expect everything from life.
00:29:17But you.
00:29:18Well.
00:29:22Well, you're old enough to know better.
00:29:27I don't know if I can sell something I don't believe in.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Well, we all have to believe in something.
00:29:35You're more than welcome to join the legions who still believe that working hard and being polite will get you
00:29:40ahead, but...
00:29:42I think you know otherwise.
00:29:45I'm not gonna kill someone.
00:29:46Why?
00:29:48That's not the skill set I'm hiring you for.
00:29:58You can leave your weed on the counter.
00:30:01Canadian maple is my favorite.
00:30:02Great start.
00:30:04Good start.
00:30:29It's great.
00:30:32No one has to know
00:30:35No one has to know
00:30:37Keep it all to oneself
00:30:39But give it and give it a feeling show
00:30:44How can you walk away?
00:30:48We know there's nothing to offer
00:30:51The little love tonight
00:30:54Ain't nothing wrong with it
00:30:56Put this on the side
00:30:57And open your eyes to a one-night parent
00:31:09Oh my god, Steve!
00:31:12I love it!
00:31:31I love it!
00:31:34I love it!
00:32:04There you are.
00:32:07Fentanyl isn't fucking everything.
00:32:11It's not your fault.
00:32:13It's a risk everyone knows about.
00:32:15Everyone's a fucking adult in there.
00:32:17Yeah, except for me.
00:32:28Jesus!
00:32:32Do you think I like working in this shithole and getting up and going to my day job at
00:32:36nine?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38But I just do it because I need to save to open my own place.
00:32:42My mom cleaned washrooms to put a roof over our head.
00:32:45Dealing isn't hard and cleaning toilets is.
00:32:48Yeah, but you can't kill anybody while doing it.
00:32:50Well then you better start scrubbing because you cannot have it both ways.
00:32:53Dealing weed was different.
00:32:55You keep telling yourself that but your friends or your clients or whatever you call them sold
00:32:59you out.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01Fuck you.
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Fuck you.
00:33:06My job, my reputation and my fucking head is on the line because I did you a favor.
00:33:12So stop being so goddamn selfish and self-centered.
00:33:15Beth, my whole life has been turned upside down.
00:33:18I'm homeless.
00:33:19Literally.
00:33:20My shit is in a fucking playground.
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:23And why is that so surprising?
00:33:24I mean fuck, the writing has been on the wall for months.
00:33:28Maybe if you were a little less lazy you would have done something about it, like a deala.
00:33:32I'm not fucking lazy.
00:33:33Sorry.
00:33:34Stoned.
00:33:35You can't even follow the first rule of dealing.
00:33:38Don't use your product.
00:33:40Maybe then you would have seen your grand plan for the shit idea it was.
00:33:45Fuck you.
00:33:47I was fucking great at my job.
00:33:50And I tried to do anything to save it.
00:33:52And for the record, your boss up there, she has the same plan.
00:33:55I just don't have any money or power.
00:34:00You want to know another difference between you and everyone else, Anne?
00:34:03We know that no one gives a shit about us.
00:34:06So stop being so nice and polite and step the fuck up or get out of the fucking way
00:34:10because some of us are doing what needs doing.
00:34:30Bye-bye.
00:34:34Bye-bye.
00:34:40Bye-bye.
00:34:41like this for you and me, my love. Will it be always like this? Always like this. Always
00:35:03like this for you and me, my love. Will it be always like this?
00:35:42I'm short. Well, that's disappointing. Look, I'll get you the money. No need. Beth covered
00:35:53for you. She did? Yeah, I see a lot of myself in her. That's why she's my top earner. She's
00:36:04very talented. Talent is merely a point of view applied by others. I look for dirt under
00:36:14the fingernails and give my respect accordingly. You've been around long enough to know that
00:36:23your dealing days are over. Normally, I look for a little more surety. But I think knowing
00:36:33that I can get to Beth will be enough. You should go.
00:36:55Oh no, sir.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:04Hands on your head. Going somewhere? No, sir.
00:37:13Do you mind if I check your pockets, ma'am?
00:37:18Oh, my God, Luke. Thank God.
00:37:21What are you doing here?
00:37:24Do you know who owns this place?
00:37:30Of course you do.
00:37:32What are you doing here?
00:37:34Drug enforcement's been watching this place for the last couple months.
00:37:37Some young kid OD'd tonight.
00:37:39Is she okay?
00:37:41I called for help as soon as...
00:37:42You what?
00:37:48Fuck, Anne.
00:37:52I fucking broke, Luke.
00:37:55I'm fucking homeless.
00:37:56I'm alone. I've lost everything.
00:37:59Everything.
00:38:00You always have the choice.
00:38:02All right? You don't take what's easiest.
00:38:04Weed is one thing, but...
00:38:05Maybe I just have to toughen up.
00:38:07You're not the type. Trust me. I deal in this shit every day.
00:38:10Fuck you.
00:38:11Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a female dealer?
00:38:15People think they can fuck with you all the time.
00:38:19The constant harassment.
00:38:22Never mind fucking close calls.
00:38:24And I've never been arrested, and I don't owe anyone shit.
00:38:27Okay.
00:38:27How many people can say that?
00:38:28Do you want me to arrest you right now?
00:38:29Is that what you're asking me?
00:38:34You've been dealing hard drugs for what?
00:38:36A day.
00:38:38And someone OD's, and you're talking to a cop for comfort.
00:38:44If you want to play in that world, you better be ready to pull the trigger if it means getting
00:38:47ahead or surviving.
00:38:57Did they really kick you out?
00:39:02No.
00:39:04I'm working something out.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:14I know you're trying to find yourself.
00:39:18But I have been the one who's had to tell mom and dad that their kid is not coming home.
00:39:41How'd you do it?
00:39:44You came home every day, and you looked so defeated.
00:39:53I used to sit there and think...
00:39:58What difference have I made?
00:40:02What have I changed?
00:40:04Who have I affected?
00:40:06Besides my own state of misery?
00:40:12If I disappeared tomorrow, no one would care.
00:40:17I would.
00:40:18I would.
00:40:30Find.
00:40:31A way.
00:40:34Or fade away.
00:40:37I really need you.
00:40:42If I am high above the sea.
00:40:55I just had to turn off the CBC.
00:40:58I mean, how much more do we have to hear about their problems?
00:41:03What's the term now?
00:41:04First Nations, Aboriginal, Indigenous?
00:41:07You know they don't have running water, right?
00:41:09You would think they own the whole country.
00:41:12I'm sorry, but that's just the way I feel.
00:41:15No, don't hold back.
00:41:16Do you need help letting that cross out front?
00:41:18Don't be crass, dear.
00:41:19I'm the least racist person I know.
00:41:22So the marketing company just decided to cut all of its writing staff?
00:41:27Yeah, most of us.
00:41:29They lost a bunch of clients, so they had to do it to survive.
00:41:32So what are you going to do?
00:41:34I'll find something.
00:41:36I know you will, dear.
00:41:39I don't think writing's a long-term career for me anyway.
00:41:43Well, why don't you go into banking like your father?
00:41:45You have your economics degree.
00:41:51Mom, I haven't asked you for anything since university.
00:41:54I've paid my own way.
00:41:56It's called being an adult, dear.
00:41:58I'm not sure why you and your friends want medals for it.
00:42:02Susan's son, Victor, you remember him.
00:42:05A couple of grades above you, red hair, freckles, so cute.
00:42:10I always thought you two make a lovely couple.
00:42:14Anyway, he's still living with his mother.
00:42:16Can you believe it?
00:42:17He's 35, two degrees, and he's still in her basement.
00:42:21Nobody's going to marry him when he's living with his mother.
00:42:26I don't want a job in banking.
00:42:28Why not?
00:42:28Your father was at the bank for 40 years.
00:42:30Yeah, and he hated every minute of it.
00:42:33That's nonsense, dear.
00:42:35There's nothing wrong with a nice, secure, middle-class life.
00:42:41He wasn't the most ambitious of men, but...
00:42:46Yeah, but it wasn't his dream.
00:42:47He wanted to be a painter.
00:42:50And he was.
00:42:51It was a nice hobby for him.
00:42:54Just like dealing weed could have been for you.
00:42:56Yeah, but I'm good at it.
00:42:59That's even better.
00:43:01Jack was never very good.
00:43:03Just a lot of colors and stripes.
00:43:05Looks nothing like the group of seven.
00:43:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:10How did you know?
00:43:12I'm your mother, and I'm an intelligent woman.
00:43:15You think I don't know why you always carried around a backpack?
00:43:19Mom, I'm sorry.
00:43:21I...
00:43:22You should be.
00:43:23I'm so embarrassed.
00:43:24Adila's mother can't stop bragging.
00:43:27I mean, really, Anne.
00:43:29You could have met Justin.
00:43:30But you're just like your father.
00:43:33Wasting every opportunity because you have your head in the clouds.
00:43:36Yeah, maybe if he and I had someone supporting us, it would have been different.
00:43:40Don't assume you know what goes on behind closed doors.
00:43:44You'll understand that when you've shared your life and your years with someone.
00:43:49I always supported Jack.
00:43:52He could have climbed the ladder if he focused, instead of wasting his time painting in the garage.
00:43:58No drive, unlike my father.
00:44:00Came to this country with nothing.
00:44:03Worked day and night to make something of himself.
00:44:06He didn't need anybody pushing him.
00:44:08Jack had everything handed to him, and he still said no.
00:44:13You know, I came into this marriage with expectations about our future, too.
00:44:19But they didn't seem to count.
00:44:28Can I stay here tonight?
00:44:34I haven't even made up the guest room, and Miss Susan's coming over for me.
00:44:38Adila, forget it.
00:44:39I'll figure it out.
00:44:40I always do.
00:44:40Don't be so dramatic.
00:44:42Don't even think about blaming me.
00:44:44I'm not Victor's mother.
00:44:46I'm not going to put up with that shit for one second.
00:44:51In Toronto, it was treated like New Year's Eve with a bud drop.
00:44:55Even before doors opened, cannabis users lined up to light up.
00:44:59Using debit to buy weed was different.
00:45:02Newfoundland's Ian Power claims he was the first to buy a gram of weed, and wants this high to last.
00:45:08I'm going to frame it and hang it on my wall.
00:45:09Congratulations.
00:45:11You made today happen.
00:45:14Thanks.
00:45:15I'm a cog in the fucking wheel.
00:45:18She was right.
00:45:20What?
00:45:22It was a nice, comfortable life.
00:45:26I started as a clerk at that bank.
00:45:29Could have gone higher.
00:45:30Just wasn't ambitious.
00:45:33In her mind, it was painting that was a distraction that kept me from being the bank's CEO.
00:45:38I saw that bank as a means to an end.
00:45:41You and your mother did not deserve to live in poverty while I scraped by on art grants.
00:45:48I had responsibilities.
00:45:49I took care of them.
00:45:54Just like you are.
00:45:57I think this job has great potential.
00:45:59And it has wonderful benefits.
00:46:02Dad, you were fucking miserable.
00:46:07You said I was.
00:46:11You are a lot like me.
00:46:13You have a healthy sense of expectation.
00:46:19So I'm just supposed to accept my fate like you did?
00:46:23The world of children is made possible by the world of adults.
00:46:28Hmm?
00:46:34Oh, come on, bank, mother fucker.
00:46:37Bank.
00:46:41Is it always going to be like this?
00:46:43You know, it reminds me of the LCBO Thanksgiving strike of 1998.
00:46:48I saw a woman, 70-year-old woman, fighting over a bottle of gin like it was penicillin.
00:46:53It was rough.
00:46:53You can't get those images out of your mind.
00:46:56They're not even asking questions.
00:46:57They're just buying anything with a cool name.
00:46:59Oh, they'll settle down once they go off and get baked.
00:47:02Speaking of, can you help me with this?
00:47:08That's...
00:47:10I noted that.
00:47:11Other than customers, how's everything going?
00:47:15Oh, it...
00:47:16Good, good.
00:47:18What is a lot?
00:47:21Flair.
00:47:22Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:47:24The government doesn't do flair.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:29You're doing good, hey?
00:47:31Just keep checking those IDs.
00:47:33The customer's always right, even when they're wrong, and...
00:47:36You know, everyone's an expert, right?
00:47:38So just, if they ask, nod, and say that you heard Snoop is a fan of that particular strain.
00:47:45Copy.
00:47:45Yeah, copy.
00:47:47Good lingo.
00:47:48Oh, can you, uh...
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:54Careful.
00:47:57Careful.
00:48:21So is now the time we spend sitting around talking about our feelings until we arrive at some introspective enlightenment
00:48:27about our place in the world?
00:48:35I'm sorry I took it out on you.
00:48:36I'm sorry I took it out on you.
00:48:37It's on me.
00:48:40You picked a weird profession to have a conscience.
00:48:44How'd you get out?
00:48:46You're not the only one with friends in blue.
00:48:52I was with Valerie when they came in.
00:48:57She really likes you.
00:49:03So you're still thinking about opening your own place?
00:49:08I tried to get a bank loan, but the bank said I wasn't a good risk because I freelance, so...
00:49:13I said, fuck it.
00:49:16I'll do it on my own.
00:49:19I'm putting it all away.
00:49:22I'm almost there, and then I shall be free.
00:49:26Beth, what about the people that you sell to?
00:49:29People die from that shit.
00:49:33And?
00:49:38I'm dealing at a club where bottle service starts at 1K.
00:49:43I'm working class, and the people there are only too happy to remind me of that.
00:49:48So fuck them.
00:49:50I'll get mine.
00:49:52How can you think that?
00:49:55How can you live with it?
00:49:59You said it.
00:50:03Money and power.
00:50:05They make the rules.
00:50:07No one gives a shit whether you make an honest living or care about your neighbor.
00:50:11It's gone.
00:50:13Anne.
00:50:16You went out with blue-collar jobs and plaid.
00:50:21She's really fucking dangerous.
00:50:27I know.
00:50:36I'll keep on her good side.
00:50:43For covering for me.
00:50:46You're gonna get out, right?
00:50:53It'll just take a little longer.
00:51:07You did almost kill someone on your first day.
00:51:11Wait.
00:51:12Almost?
00:51:13She survived Florence Nightingale, so your conscience can remain clear.
00:51:18You are heartless.
00:51:20And you are working for the man.
00:51:22Like a chump.
00:51:23Fifteen dollars an hour?
00:51:25Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.
00:51:25Really?
00:51:26Good.
00:51:27Because I can only handle one of your problems a day.
00:51:46The entry is 5165.
00:51:48You can stay with me.
00:51:51Okay.
00:52:01Okay, but only for four weeks.
00:52:03And then you're out on your ass.
00:52:17Let's fucking dance.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:39Let's do it.
00:52:53Let's do it.
00:52:56And I know
00:52:58They said it ain't my gun
00:53:02They said it ain't my gun
00:53:04And I just wanna give it to me
00:53:10Oh, fuck.
00:53:15Come on.
00:53:17Oh, fuck.
00:53:21Come on.
00:53:25Brent!
00:53:30Brent!
00:53:34Is that you?
00:53:36Yeah, asshole.
00:53:37It's me.
00:53:38Didn't you tell her I said hi?
00:53:40What is happening?
00:53:42I can't.
00:53:44I'm burning.
00:53:45Fuck.
00:53:48My heart's just...
00:53:50I'm having a heart attack.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Heart attack.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:54Let me feel you.
00:53:55Let me feel your forehead.
00:53:57He's not burning up.
00:53:59My head...
00:53:59My brain is on fire.
00:54:01Did you use that weed app?
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:03The fuck did you swipe right on?
00:54:06Everything!
00:54:07Just get a cool towel and some water.
00:54:10Okay, Brent.
00:54:10You are having a panic.
00:54:11You just need to breathe.
00:54:14Okay?
00:54:16That's it.
00:54:17Deep breaths.
00:54:18Deep breaths.
00:54:21What are you doing?
00:54:23Just put it on the towel!
00:54:25He dropped you yesterday.
00:54:26I haven't been out with this asshole for months.
00:54:28Why the fuck are we helping this idiot?
00:54:30Because he called us.
00:54:32His dealer and his ex?
00:54:35You need friends, Brent.
00:54:38Put the towel on him!
00:54:42It doesn't even have a label on it.
00:54:44Probably his sativa set off his anxiety.
00:54:47He's an indica smoker.
00:54:48Or it's fucking medical grade and some shitbag put oil in it.
00:54:52Okay, Brent.
00:54:53Did you take anything else?
00:54:55Coke?
00:54:56Pills?
00:54:57You limp dick bastard.
00:54:59I fuck like a stout.
00:55:00Oh, yeah.
00:55:01That woman.
00:55:02You know?
00:55:02That other woman.
00:55:03The stripper you thought had a heart of gold.
00:55:05She fucking meant nothing, okay?
00:55:06Oh, yeah?
00:55:07Nothing?
00:55:08She meant nothing?
00:55:08What about those fucking pictures on your fucking wall?
00:55:10I'm fucking sorry!
00:55:11You're sorry?
00:55:12I'm fucking sorry!
00:55:13Focus!
00:55:14Focus, focus, focus.
00:55:15We're gonna focus on getting you back.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:19We're gonna stay here.
00:55:20We're gonna watch you.
00:55:22As long as it takes.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:25If it gets any worse, we're gonna go to the hospital.
00:55:27No.
00:55:27Fuck that.
00:55:28Fuck the hospital.
00:55:29Yeah, fuck the hospital.
00:55:30Fuck the hospital.
00:55:32He needs to feel the fucking pain.
00:55:33Okay, you fucker.
00:55:34You never cheat on your girl.
00:55:36Or your fucking dear.
00:55:38Never!
00:55:39Beth!
00:55:40Beth!
00:55:41What?
00:55:41You're waterboarding him!
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:44My bad.
00:55:47Watch that breath.
00:55:50Now try to relax.
00:55:53There you go.
00:55:55Good, good, good, good, good.
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:13What?
00:56:14You don't have any more weed and all I have is coke.
00:56:16I need to relax.
00:56:18No, no, no.
00:56:18Do not smoke that.
00:56:20I'm a woman.
00:56:22I can handle my shit.
00:56:25Okay, if you have a bad trip, I'm leaving because you guys deserve each other.
00:56:28Oh no, don't leave.
00:56:29She'll kill me.
00:56:34Look at you.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40It's kind of nice to have my old life back for a second.
00:56:51Have you guys fucked here?
00:56:53Oh, yeah.
00:56:56Oh, yeah.
00:56:58Oh, fuck yeah.
00:57:01Oh, fuck yeah.
00:57:03Oh, fuck yeah.
00:57:06The sun is shining, birds are singing on the trees.
00:57:13I don't know why, but I feel...
00:57:15They are two of the country's former top cops.
00:57:18But how times have changed.
00:57:20The two former law enforcement officers have joined forces and formed a cannabis-based network.
00:57:26Next.
00:57:27Next.
00:57:28Next.
00:57:29Next.
00:57:32Next.
00:57:32Next.
00:57:36Yes?
00:57:37Hi, I'd like to open a cannabis lab as a microcultivator.
00:57:42Do you have the relevant paperwork?
00:57:45No, I don't know where to start, so I was hoping that you could help.
00:57:49Hmm.
00:57:49You'll need to fill out an initial request form.
00:57:52You need to include a business plan, including information on where the lab is to be located, preliminary plans...
00:57:58Do you have those forms?
00:57:59Hmm.
00:58:00We're committed to the environment.
00:58:03Everything can be found on our website.
00:58:06When I just have to print those forms out and then bring them back anyway?
00:58:11Starting a business is not for the faint of heart.
00:58:14Yeah, I know.
00:58:15I had one until you guys took it from me.
00:58:17We do have some help available.
00:58:20Really?
00:58:20Hmm.
00:58:21You just need to fill out a 1828-496-697-A.
00:58:27Then you can receive counseling on starting a business.
00:58:30Look, I'm a cannabis dealer.
00:58:32Okay?
00:58:33That's my profession.
00:58:34And now that it's legal, shouldn't you guys be helping me with transitioning?
00:58:37I mean, I've heard about all these reprogramming and, you know, retraining opportunities.
00:58:43Where are those?
00:58:47Just to be clear, you're asking whether the government can help you transition from the illegal world to the legal
00:58:54one.
00:58:55Hey, you guys took my livelihood from me.
00:58:58Okay?
00:58:59You owe me.
00:59:04I think you have to be on probation to access those programs.
00:59:09Have you ever gone to jail?
00:59:10Are you currently on probation?
00:59:12I'm not on probation, okay?
00:59:14Except for working at the CDCBO.
00:59:16Look, I pay taxes.
00:59:18Now?
00:59:19You guys work for me.
00:59:21Shouldn't the government be, you know, encouraging me?
00:59:24Small business is the key to Canada flourishing.
00:59:26And women succeeding.
00:59:28And make Canada great again.
00:59:32Gary.
00:59:32Gary!
00:59:34Let's make a great together.
00:59:36Oh, it's already great.
00:59:38You better get started.
00:59:41How many dreams do you kill a day?
00:59:45Next.
00:59:49Right now, you may be wondering what benefits you get in exchange for your work in Ontario Civil Service.
00:59:55Well, there are many of them.
00:59:57And they're all outlined in your employee's information kit.
01:00:03Oh, I hate people.
01:00:05I keep telling them I'm not high.
01:00:08I'm not going to work when I'm high.
01:00:09What are you, crazy?
01:00:11Nice flare.
01:00:12Thanks.
01:00:14You, uh, leaving us so soon?
01:00:17What?
01:00:18What?
01:00:19No, I love it here.
01:00:21I'm so grateful that...
01:00:23You took me on, Judy.
01:00:25Yeah, said with as much conviction as a 15-year-old with fake ID.
01:00:29Look, I know structure is hard for you, but you've got a future here if you want it.
01:00:35I don't know, maybe. I mean, I can't even with this.
01:00:38All right, let me have a look. Scooch.
01:00:40Out you go.
01:00:42I've worked with the government all my life.
01:00:45But this stuff, it's insane, right?
01:00:47Jesus. The only thing they don't ask for is an STD test.
01:00:50I wouldn't... I wouldn't give them one, either.
01:00:52Well, this is why the big companies always win.
01:00:54You can't compete. They rig it with all this crap.
01:00:57No offense.
01:00:58I wasn't listening, because I was thinking...
01:01:02We should partner.
01:01:05Yeah, I could get a grant.
01:01:07A new skills grant for government employees.
01:01:12We're also women.
01:01:14We are also women.
01:01:16Yeah, I'd forgotten about that.
01:01:18Rookie mistake.
01:01:20Okay, because there's a fund for women who run small businesses as well.
01:01:24What else could we get?
01:01:25Wow.
01:01:27Food and beverage.
01:01:27Women in business.
01:01:28Leveraging angels.
01:01:29Market fund.
01:01:30Get an arts grant.
01:01:31The arts?
01:01:32Yeah, we could pay some sort of poor artist, preferably from the LGBTQ community.
01:01:37Oh my gosh, it would be great if they were an immigrant or had some sort of indigenous roots.
01:01:41That would be fantastic.
01:01:42They'll do all our commercials.
01:01:44And forestry?
01:01:45Yeah, we'll just plant a bunch of trees around the weed.
01:01:50And you've never been arrested, right?
01:01:51No.
01:01:52Yeah.
01:01:52You've spent a night in jail, probably.
01:01:55Nada.
01:01:56No.
01:01:56Surprising.
01:01:57Too bad.
01:01:58That's a lot of money left on the table.
01:02:01I know a cop.
01:02:02Maybe he could help.
01:02:03No, that would flag it.
01:02:04And then by the time you get out, you wouldn't be eligible.
01:02:09Okay.
01:02:10Gary, city hall guy, he said that I'd have to make an initial payment.
01:02:15He's not wrong.
01:02:16It's $30,000.
01:02:17Holy shit.
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:18And how long is the application process?
01:02:20Not long.
01:02:21Right?
01:02:21I mean, what, six months?
01:02:22Half a year, approximately, give or take?
01:02:24Would the CDCBO even sell our product?
01:02:26Yeah, probably they would consider it and then, you know, turn it down because they'll deal
01:02:30with larger growers.
01:02:31Yeah, like shoppers.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:33And then we wouldn't get points, right?
01:02:35Oh, I want my points.
01:02:38Yeah, you're right.
01:02:40You may be in the future, right?
01:02:42No, because by that time, the price of weed will have gone down because all the big companies
01:02:46will be making it cheaper.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48I mean, that's how they get you.
01:02:50They offer these grants and you can't access them.
01:02:52What about at the CDCBO?
01:02:53I mean, with my expertise, there must be an opportunity.
01:02:56I'm going to stop you there because there absolutely is not.
01:02:58It's all about seniority.
01:02:59Like Ralph and his stupid, jerk-faced dog.
01:03:02He's an alcoholic.
01:03:03Not the dog.
01:03:03My boss.
01:03:04But he steals stuff from the company all the time.
01:03:08And does he get shown the door?
01:03:10No, he doesn't.
01:03:11In fact, they're offering him a treatment plan that you and I as taxpayers pay for.
01:03:15It's the worst.
01:03:17I'm fucked.
01:03:18Yeah.
01:03:18Well, I mean, that would actually be good because then you get 12 months paid maternity
01:03:21leave.
01:03:22I mean, that's not, that's a joke, but not maternity leave because that's not funny.
01:03:26Motherhood is absolutely something to be taken seriously.
01:03:33I gotta go.
01:03:52Hey, doll.
01:03:54Want a hit?
01:03:54No.
01:03:56I'm good.
01:03:58Jeez.
01:04:00How about a brownie?
01:04:01It's got a brownie.
01:04:05The pharmacist said I should try oils, but what the fuck?
01:04:10What am I, a naughty five-year-old?
01:04:13It's the smoke.
01:04:16I'm trying, but their stuff is shit.
01:04:19Told you.
01:04:20Really?
01:04:22I'm dying and you're gonna say I told you so.
01:04:26Look what I brought.
01:04:30Beautiful, isn't it?
01:04:32Do you want to talk about it?
01:04:34It's a glass penis.
01:04:36What more is there to say?
01:04:38You know what I mean.
01:04:43Three months, no hope.
01:04:46Lots of pain.
01:04:48You want to know what the doc said?
01:04:51You've had a good run.
01:04:53Hmm?
01:04:56Wow.
01:04:57Really?
01:04:58I almost kneed him in the balls.
01:05:01That's the whole point of life, asshole.
01:05:05Doesn't mean I have to be cool about it,
01:05:07because I'm passing third base.
01:05:11Gosh.
01:05:21I love you.
01:05:24I'm not gonna lie in some drug-induced coma at a home somewhere.
01:05:30No.
01:05:31Fuck God's waiting room.
01:05:34Gonna hit the road with my penis
01:05:36and leave this world the same way I came in.
01:05:39kicking and screaming.
01:05:41That's what I'm gonna do.
01:05:43How can I help you?
01:05:48I'm gonna need your best stuff
01:05:52to control the pain.
01:05:55You help my son get through it with dignity.
01:05:59Kynna.
01:06:00Kynna!
01:06:03Kynna!
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:05Oh!
01:06:08Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:06:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:06:12Shh.
01:06:15Dad, you don't have to worry about me.
01:06:17Okay?
01:06:25I wish I was more like you than him
01:06:30You are
01:06:33You just have to start using your product
01:06:35I do
01:06:38The other stuff
01:06:40Appear
01:06:45I brought something
01:06:54It's really strong
01:06:55I like the sound of that
01:06:57This is exciting
01:06:58You can be my guinea pig
01:07:03It's really, really strong
01:07:06Oh
01:07:08A thing of beauty
01:07:10Oh, she's mighty
01:07:13Do not be fooled
01:07:14We hope
01:07:18I hate Justin
01:07:20He used to be hot
01:07:21Now he not
01:07:24Do you ever feel like you've disappointed everyone in your life?
01:07:28Oh shit
01:07:29Next family guilt?
01:07:30It's too early for this
01:07:31No, no, no, no
01:07:31It's not that
01:07:34I don't know, maybe it is, but
01:07:37I'm just trying to find my way without saying I'm sorry or kill someone
01:07:42And I feel like those are my only two choices
01:07:45That's a great Canadian motto
01:07:46Say sorry or kill someone
01:07:49Okay, let me break it down for you
01:07:55Okay
01:07:56I'm about to blow your mind
01:07:59See this nice little picket fence?
01:08:01This is everyone else
01:08:02This is you
01:08:04I prefer marmalade
01:08:06What do you like, 80?
01:08:06Anyway, look at you
01:08:08You're different
01:08:09You're weird
01:08:10Last week you were a criminal
01:08:12Well, I technically still am
01:08:14Great, even better
01:08:15Do you think these nice, gentle pieces of bread are looking at you thinking
01:08:20Wow, that's cool
01:08:22Huh
01:08:23Look, nice red top
01:08:24She's so different, everybody
01:08:26Look at her
01:08:27No
01:08:27No
01:08:28They're not
01:08:28They're wondering why you think you're so special
01:08:31And why you're ruining the flow of their beautiful, nice picket fence
01:08:39That's what they want
01:08:40They want you to be just like them
01:08:42Nice and polite
01:08:46You should run for office
01:08:48Oh, I'm way ahead of you
01:08:50I'm already learning how to probably move on three
01:08:54Adila, I need your help
01:08:56And I don't want some bullshit excuse this time
01:09:00Ooh
01:09:02Game on
01:09:07Yes, I will have another
01:09:08Thank you
01:09:10Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
01:09:11Catch a finger by the toe
01:09:12If you
01:09:13I'm taking you regardless
01:09:15Oh
01:09:17Oh
01:09:18Still good
01:09:21Mm-hmm
01:09:22That's the way it goes
01:09:29Look
01:09:29Mm-hmm
01:09:30Judy, I can't work here anymore
01:09:32It's not me
01:09:35Well, it is me
01:09:37That's the problem
01:09:37If I don't get out of here, I'm just gonna
01:09:39You're gonna end up becoming me
01:09:40That's right
01:09:42No, no
01:09:42That's not what I meant
01:09:48You know what
01:09:50I've hired a lot of people in my day
01:09:52And you know what the biggest change is?
01:09:55What?
01:09:55No one respects the climb
01:09:58The climb?
01:09:59The climb
01:10:00The time it takes to accomplish something
01:10:02To get somewhere
01:10:04Everyone just wants free timbits
01:10:10I've been climbing for ten years
01:10:13Fighting to change perceptions
01:10:14Fighting to change laws
01:10:15All while trying not to get arrested
01:10:18I helped make this happen
01:10:21And now they don't want my expertise
01:10:22To help them build
01:10:23What they just took from me
01:10:26Make a choice
01:10:27Hmm?
01:10:29Let the pieces fall where they may
01:10:30But just make a choice
01:10:42You never wanted to leave
01:10:43When we came here
01:10:45Just one more slide
01:10:46And that's it, Dad
01:10:48Just one more
01:10:50That usually got me about six months
01:10:52Yeah
01:10:56I ran out of time, man
01:10:58I did the right thing
01:10:59I just ran out of runway
01:11:05I know, Dad
01:11:07I know
01:11:23For folks watching across the country
01:11:25The original model
01:11:26From the previous government
01:11:27Was that there would be
01:11:28Provincially run stores
01:11:30Very quickly
01:11:31In your government's mandate
01:11:32You said, you know what
01:11:32We're not going to do that
01:11:33We're in favor of a private model
01:11:35We're not in the business
01:11:36Of selling cannabis
01:11:37There you are
01:11:38Okay, Judy
01:11:39Can I please pick up some shifts?
01:11:41Okay, I just need to start saving
01:11:43And...
01:11:44What?
01:11:44Oh, my God
01:11:45They're shutting us down
01:11:49I'm sorry?
01:11:49Yeah
01:11:50New government, new ideas
01:11:51Like right now?
01:11:53Yeah
01:11:53The government's holding on
01:11:54To distribution
01:11:55And online sales
01:11:56And all the stores
01:11:57Are going private
01:11:59What's going to happen to you?
01:12:00Oh, Ralph
01:12:01Being the dog that he is
01:12:02Is trying to push me out
01:12:03Offering me a severance package
01:12:04For my loyal service
01:12:07He is?
01:12:07Yeah
01:12:07I'm not taking it, though
01:12:08No, I'm going to be like
01:12:10A hangover to him
01:12:11That never goes away
01:12:13How much is the package?
01:12:17Oh, hello
01:12:19Are we on probation yet?
01:12:23Is it a circus in town?
01:12:24You know what we are
01:12:25Is two women
01:12:26Who have an interest in forestry
01:12:28The arts
01:12:28And technology
01:12:30I believe our whole application
01:12:32Is in order
01:12:32Oh, and you know what
01:12:33You forgot to do
01:12:34Is give Anne a 4D4603 form
01:12:37Not to worry
01:12:37I went home and printed it out
01:12:39Attached it to our deposit
01:12:40So there shouldn't be
01:12:41Any kind of delay
01:12:42In our application
01:12:43So
01:12:44Better catch that
01:12:45Before it falls
01:12:47She owns you
01:12:53Thanks
01:13:06So long, sucker
01:13:07I don't take sides
01:13:08I spit facts
01:13:09Then you said a real point
01:13:11When I fit quacks
01:13:12I still fixin' between two extremes
01:13:14Fuck Mondays
01:13:16Yes, fuck Mondays
01:13:17Words to live
01:13:18Thank you, Adila
01:13:24For letting us use your lab
01:13:25Oh, my pleasure
01:13:26I'm happy to help
01:13:27Especially since you cleared
01:13:28My paper trail
01:13:29Oh
01:13:30You know
01:13:31You're like the CDCBO Oracle
01:13:33Oh
01:13:34Well
01:13:35I mean, you just have to know the system
01:13:36Right?
01:13:37Or be the system
01:13:38Or be the system
01:13:39Unfortunately
01:13:40Nobody can be told
01:13:41What the Matrix is
01:13:43You have to see it for yourself
01:13:45Ah
01:13:46Respect
01:13:46Right?
01:13:48Nerds
01:13:48Thank you
01:13:49Thank you
01:13:51Alright
01:13:53I'm not even gonna finish that
01:13:55Oh, you know what?
01:13:56I'll head out with you
01:13:56And I'll see you tomorrow, partner
01:13:58We're ready for this pitch
01:14:00Yeah, we are
01:14:03Hey, do you like cats?
01:14:05No
01:14:06That sound?
01:14:07Doesn't that make you just
01:14:08Nope
01:14:09Your heart skip a beat?
01:14:18Oh, yeah
01:14:21That's right, buddy
01:14:27Oh, jeez
01:14:29Wow
01:14:29I slowed down off us
01:14:32There
01:14:32This shit is strong
01:14:34It is
01:14:34Get these off
01:14:36The
01:14:37Please
01:14:40Okay
01:14:40Come on, there you go
01:14:42Oh, wow
01:14:43It's like you've done that before
01:14:47You're glowing
01:14:51So are you
01:15:07I stopped by the evidence locker
01:15:10And
01:15:12I got you something
01:15:15She's beautiful
01:15:17Right
01:15:17Her name is Lauren
01:15:22Thank you
01:15:23You're welcome
01:15:24I thought that flowers would be too eager
01:15:28Really?
01:15:32Oh
01:15:33That stuff is fantastic
01:15:35What do you call it?
01:15:37It's my new strain
01:15:38It's called find-away or fade-away
01:15:42My girlfriend
01:15:44The cannabis grower
01:15:46Medical cannabis
01:15:48Buy a prescription only
01:15:50Right
01:15:51The pharmaceutical industry
01:15:54Now you really are
01:15:56A gangster
01:15:59A gangster
01:16:00That is not your girlfriend
01:16:01Okay
01:16:02You take too much credit
01:16:06The game's beginning
01:16:12The hours are long
01:16:13And the work
01:16:15Often dull
01:16:16But the life
01:16:18Has many rewards
01:16:20You're respected
01:16:21As a member
01:16:22Of the Royal Canadian
01:16:23Mounted Police
01:16:29Well
01:16:30There you have it
01:16:31A quick look
01:16:33At the Ontario government
01:16:34And you
01:16:35Obviously
01:16:36In so short a time
01:16:37We couldn't cover
01:16:39All there is to know
01:16:40About the working relationship
01:16:41Between you and the government
01:16:42There are still
01:16:43Many other things
01:16:44To consider
01:16:45Your employee information kit
01:16:47Your immediate supervisor
01:16:49And personnel staff
01:16:50Will provide you
01:16:52With any additional information
01:16:53That you desire
01:16:54And we hope
01:16:55That this film
01:16:56Has helped you
01:16:57Better understand
01:16:57Your role
01:16:58In Ontario's
01:17:00Civil service
01:17:02Been to a Snoop Dogg concert too
01:17:04Yeah
01:17:04It was one of the best
01:17:05Best nights of my life
01:17:07I had chosen an outfit
01:17:09That was obviously
01:17:11An attention grabber
01:17:12Because on the way in
01:17:13A lot of people were like
01:17:14Hey
01:17:15Do you shop at the Gap?
01:17:16Which makes me think
01:17:18Spiffy
01:17:19And my aunt
01:17:21Ironically was wearing
01:17:22The same thing
01:17:23Khaki's blue shirt
01:17:24It was just something
01:17:25That we
01:17:25I don't know
01:17:26It's not
01:17:26It wasn't even by
01:17:28Choice
01:17:29Just by chance
01:17:30And we sat next to
01:17:31These two gentlemen
01:17:33That were
01:17:35Cool
01:17:35They were cool
01:17:36They were
01:17:37Like
01:17:38You know
01:17:38N.W.A
01:17:40That's what
01:17:40Like that's them
01:17:42And
01:17:44You know
01:17:44I always travel
01:17:45With chocolates
01:17:45So that's something
01:17:46That is just
01:17:47In my nature
01:17:48To offer
01:17:49Chocolate to these guys
01:17:50And they were like
01:17:51No man
01:17:52I'm cool
01:17:54And I was like
01:17:55You are cool
01:17:55Because that's more
01:17:56Smarties for me
01:17:57That's very cool
01:17:59And at one point
01:18:00They said
01:18:01Oh hip hop's dead
01:18:02And I was like
01:18:04Cool
01:18:05That's cool
01:18:36That's beautiful
01:18:36Music
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