00:00Hey, round, hey, hey, hey
00:01Bella dunyayadari sab chhodka nikal leta hai
00:03And upra jake roket ka dhukkan khol da hai
00:06Chattha, semjhao isse
00:07Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:08Tabhi yek gula isse tukra jata hai
00:10Or yeh dusre gulae par chala aata hai
00:11Duski, tuye hai
00:13Kya male, yaar
00:14Yaha pa eek alien ko dekkar
00:16Bella isse pichhe pard jata hai
00:17Degi kya
00:17Chdi, chdi, joroda
00:18Baagyaan se
00:19Sidhi ki
00:21Tabhi ye alien isse bhaaga deti hai
00:23Khao maa ka cham
00:23Pada yeh harami sala chindigiri nahi chhodta
00:26Or aaker isse pariŔan karne lagta hai
00:28Tut ho gaya bete
00:30Tabhi ye alien tene chirkutu ko bille ke pichhe laga deti hai
00:33Jana ta na babu, 5 minute mam
00:35Par yeh billa awal dŲ±Ų¬je ka harami hota hai
00:37Jada se jada hii, mayra kya kar lengue bhai
00:41Chota moitae tapuori samjha rai meil ko
00:43Bari mistik ho gaya sir
00:44Sari wakar hai
00:47Paakar meil ko, meil ko jana ta nahi yeh
00:50Abhi badad hai bhai
00:51Jaa puch kiya
00:53Yeh sab dhekkar alien bille ko niptaane ke liye bomb lene jatati hai
00:56Tabhi billa voha desi bomb rakh deta hai
01:00Jana ta na babu
01:01Nain
01:02Bona bhalu ka mota apa dhekkar sharma jata hai
01:07Bari mistik ho gaya sir
01:09Tabhi yeh bhukkar bhalu chal deta hai
01:11Peet pooja karne
01:11Or eek hi baar meh mahinye bhar ka rashan khane jata hai
01:18Bhalu bhoogh se paagal ho gaya tha
01:20Phir kharbooghe ko chura kar jaisi hi khane jata hai
01:22Tabhi
01:29Thakkar bhalu is box ke anndar tattol ne lagta hai
01:31Abhi badad hai bhai
01:32Tabhi bona isse baba ramdev ka chips pakda deta hai
01:37Bukkar bhalu chuhye ko khana churaate dhek leta hai
01:39Or yeh usse paththar thamaa kar uska khana leleta hai
01:41Pata hai harami ho
01:42Phir akar musth chori ka maal lapetne jata hai
01:45Tabhi bona iska khana hawe meh uraa deta hai
01:47Yeh bhagwan kya zilum hai
01:48Badkismat se chuhaha bhi wahi pahunc jata hai
01:50Chhota mouta tapuri samjare hai meleko
01:52Or aapna khana exchange kar leta hai
01:53Tabhi pani ka pressur band hote hai bhalu ki bati si hil jata hai
01:56Bekara bhaiya hum hai toh toh dh gya
01:58Kau nahe rai
01:59Mera naam hai ibhu hatela
02:01Gabbar pure ship pe kabza kar leta hai
02:03Tabhi yeh chhota ustad wahaan ajaata hai
02:06Tuh hai kone rai
02:07Yeh dhek Gabbar isse chalhi kar deta hai
02:09Chadha samjhau isse
02:11Are you comedy me?
02:12Am dek tu
02:13Am dek tu
02:14Kyo hila dala na
02:16Padaai karta hai
02:18Bopre
02:18Tabhi ustad ko pakar kar Gabbar launch kar deta hai
02:21Abhe sali
02:22Ppar ustad toh apne chhatte ka sahih istimal kar leta
02:26Asambhar
02:27Heh?
02:27Yeh gya ho gya?
02:28Tabhi gabbar chhota ustad ko bore me bhar kar papani me Äal deta hai
02:34Chhota ustad ko dhekka gabbar bore ko bahar khincha kar dhekne lagta hai
02:37Level saab ke niklengya
02:39Gabbar puchta hai
02:40Yeh kaisa kiya?
02:40Abhi badat hai mahi
02:41Chhota ustad isse bhi jadu dikhhanne ke liye bore me bhar deta hai
02:44Tuto gaya bete
02:47Ander jate hii machliyan isse ki hazamat bana deta hai
02:49Kuchik chane to
02:50Nain
02:51Tabhi chhota ustad isse ek bomb pakda deta
02:54Sari pakda hai
02:55Yeh dhek gabbar idhar udhar bhaagne lagta hai
03:03Yeh sala tillu awal dharjay ka chore hota hai
03:06Cheez
03:06Or is bheÄ ko chura kar lye jara hai
03:08Magar kiyo?
03:10Kyunki mai jantah ho
03:11Amne
03:12Ule abha chale
03:14Ule abha chale
03:15Ule abha
03:16Tabhi sheru isse chore ka tillu ka poster phar deta hai
03:19Is bhar tillu hawa hawaai bhan kar jara hai
03:21Abhi badat hai bhai
03:22Abhi badat hai
03:23Tabhi sheru isse ke dounou gumbh baare phoort deta hai
03:25Sapani dhekna
03:26Achi ba
03:28Phir yeh tillu sheru ke naak ke niche se bheÄ chora nye lagta hai
03:31Sato
03:33Yare bikman gya
03:34Bhaari mistik ho gaya sir
03:36Yeh dhek sheru bhi iska naak mohoh bharabar kar deta hai
03:38Panswa man
03:40Is bhar tillu sabse pahle sheru ko raastte se hattane jata hai
03:44Tillu sheru ko nirahua ka gana suna kar sula deta hai
03:47Hello how are you?
03:49Or yeh
03:49Or yeh sapano ka bharaba bhan kar
03:51Ek dheira chora lye aata hai
03:55Tabhi yeh dounou toh jadugar shahin shah ko bhi pichhe chhoŚ dayte hai
03:57Kuchsharam haiya
