- 21 hours ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:09You smell like rubber bands.
00:12What?
00:20You've heard the rumours.
00:21I do like mayonnaise.
00:23And there's no smoke without fire.
00:25What?
00:26Love Island Unseen Bits are about to lead you on a merry dance.
00:30With our collection of incredible unseen clips, it's time to walk the walk.
00:36Double O Tart.
00:37Tart Tart.
00:39Talk the talk.
00:41If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life, I'd probably use the melting face one.
00:51The time for name calling is over.
00:53Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please?
00:57Because we all have skin in the game.
00:58Do I wet my face?
01:00Oh my God.
01:02And we need our weekly fix of snogging, cracking on, and a shower of bombshells.
01:12Fish counts as seafood.
01:14Yeah, but fish is different.
01:15It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:19It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:42It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:43In one big bedroom, cosy and bright, the islanders all slept through the night.
01:50There were 16 happy islanders all tucked up in a row, dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow.
01:58Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
02:04Little did they know that four would be off to stay, at a sleepover not that far away.
02:14Simon and Maria, you are now single on that bottle from the island.
02:17They sweetly slept safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.
02:25I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.
02:28You have made your bed, you need to lie in it.
02:30So fucked all my fucking days.
02:35But while she was off in the land of Nod, Lola was dreaming something quite odd.
02:42It may sound rude, it may sound kinky, but here is her dream about wee willy winky.
02:55Tommy had a dream about you last night.
02:57Did you?
02:57You're going to hate it.
02:58So after this, you were the aftercut for small willies.
03:02And your dick was literally about, like, the width of my finger.
03:06But, like, not even that size.
03:07It was, like, literally there.
03:08And the smallest little ball bag in the world, like this.
03:11MUSIC PLAYS
03:11Why not you kiss me like you used to?
03:14Tell me why, tell me why?
03:17Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:20Shhh.
03:21Don't shush, boys.
03:22Shake your tush.
03:25So you gotta introduce me.
03:28To all your friends, all your friends.
03:31Packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week.
03:35Would that be shown on unseen bits?
03:36Hashtag scared.
03:38Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:40Oh, my God, oh, my God.
03:41Sorry, there's literally stinging me.
03:43Can't cope with this.
03:44No, what is it doing?
03:45Go away.
03:46So click your fingers.
03:48Can't do it.
03:49If you can.
03:51I can't, I've just got a hold of jingling.
03:55But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:57That's just, like, yeah.
03:58Yeah, that's just looks stupid, doesn't it?
04:00As we hop foot our way into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
04:14And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week that will have you increases.
04:19Why did they not iron it?
04:24I iron.
04:25I used your sheets pressed.
04:26I iron my bed sheets.
04:28Yeah, my, my, I love an iron bed sheet.
04:30Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed.
04:32How often do you change your sheets?
04:34Every week.
04:34Yeah, every week.
04:35So when I go out on a Saturday night.
04:37It's kind of an ick.
04:38I come home.
04:38No, I think that's a green flag.
04:40I iron with, like, house music on.
04:42So I'm like.
04:43And ironing.
04:45Yeah.
04:45It gets you going.
04:46That makes it a bit better.
04:47Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:48Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back.
04:50You do that on a Saturday evening?
04:51No, Saturday afternoon.
04:53Why not Sunday?
04:54Because.
04:54Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.
04:57Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:58I come back.
04:59I shower.
05:00I have two Ferrero Rochers.
05:01A bottle of water.
05:03And then I go to bed.
05:06What's wrong with a Ferrero Rochers?
05:08I love a Ferrero Rochers.
05:09That's just so niche.
05:11Quite like an after-rate.
05:12Yeah.
05:13But that's not really substantial enough.
05:21Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that, actually, he's a bit of a poser.
05:26Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:27Someone showed me this move.
05:28So you go, like, you go, like, the warrior thing there, right?
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then this hand comes under there.
05:35And you've got to link your hands, right?
05:37Link your hands.
05:38Step this one in.
05:39Fucking how?
05:40And lift that one up.
05:42How did you do that?
05:44So you go into a warrior position.
05:46There.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Right?
05:48So put your left arm through your legs.
05:51And then bring your right hand around and grab them.
05:54No, I've not got it in the bag.
05:56No, no, no, no.
05:57Other way.
05:58So put your left arm...
05:58How the fuck can you connect them?
05:59Oh, yeah.
06:00So put your left arm through there and, like, bring it, like, right up, right around the back of your
06:03arse.
06:04And then grab it with your right hand.
06:06Yeah.
06:06No chance.
06:06And then step your right leg in.
06:08I thought I was doing it right.
06:09And then...
06:10What the fuck?
06:10Like this.
06:11Right.
06:12And then like that.
06:12How are you doing...
06:13How are you getting the arm connection?
06:15Like, like, that's...
06:16So bring your arm that way.
06:18Oh, OK.
06:18Like that.
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:19And then...
06:20Like that.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yay!
06:22There's another one you can do.
06:22Where you go, like...
06:23Where you go, like that.
06:24What the fuck is she doing?
06:25I don't know.
06:26Look at this.
06:27Round and round.
06:27What the fuck is that?
06:28I think that's a different one.
06:29How the fuck should she do that?
06:30Yeah.
06:30Can you do that one first?
06:32Where you just do the same, but...
06:34What the fuck?
06:34No, this is looking at faceplant.
06:36That's mental.
06:36Yeah, I'm just going to go boost.
06:37No, don't do that.
06:39Angel, we can't have your nose broken.
06:40We can't get bigger.
06:42This girl here, honestly.
06:44Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:46It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
07:03It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
07:08So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totesbag-emotched fans have been on socials.
07:17Love it, lipstick and perfume to hands iconic.
07:20Face with heart emoji.
07:22Face with heart emoji.
07:25I love her in her handbag.
07:28So cute.
07:29Loudly crying face emoji.
07:32It's a Scottish thing.
07:34We take our bags everywhere.
07:36Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:41What's in the bag?
07:43We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji.
07:47Starstruck emoji.
07:53This is my thing.
07:54No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me.
07:59Always.
07:59Is that what you're perfect?
08:01Yeah.
08:01But I put everything in my handbag.
08:03I've got so much in my handbags at home.
08:04But I have only, I only use my, I take it to the gym, I take it to somebody, I
08:08take it to work.
08:08Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag.
08:11Because it has everything and it has my lip liner, it has my purse, it has my ID.
08:14Your little cutie handbag.
08:15Yeah.
08:15But I have that, like, everyone's like, and the girls in the office are like,
08:18why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:20And I'm like, because that's my work handbag and that's my always handbag.
08:29Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of Who Was In Ellie's Bag?
08:35Let's begin.
08:38Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair out, when you're by the beach,
08:43when you're just, it's getting in your face.
08:45We love a hair clip.
08:47And this was a little flower one.
08:48Okay.
08:49Then, lip balm.
08:51For when the lips are nice and moisturised.
08:53We have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:58But, there's a lot more in here and it's really getting heavy.
09:01First, two lemons.
09:02Next, we have a whisk.
09:06Just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
09:09Let's see.
09:10Cowboy hat.
09:12Right.
09:14A yoga mat.
09:19We have my plant.
09:21I just love my plant.
09:24Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:29Good luck to me trying to get it back in that.
09:31Because using the side, it's a bit of a side squeeze.
09:36But we're going to give that a good go.
09:38Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:47The Love Island Villa may be a Wi-Fi free zone, but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of
09:52getting on the net and having a text chat.
09:55If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
09:58Oh, that's a good one.
09:59I'd probably use, like, the...
10:01You know the melting face one, like, on the side, like...
10:04And it's just, like, melted.
10:06Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
10:08It could be, like, I'm pissed.
10:10You know, I'm drunk.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I'm fed up.
10:14Do you know the emoji where it's just, like, the final face and it's got the...
10:17What, the tongue out?
10:19It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:21It's just, like, a little...
10:22Out, yeah.
10:25Is that where you text all the girls then?
10:27Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:28Because, like, do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark and then you send a...
10:34It's quite funny, innit?
10:36And it's just, like, it adds a little bit of character to come to...
10:38Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
10:40Do you know when I'm texting something?
10:41Like, I feel, almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:44And that's your face?
10:46And that's, like, a...
10:47That's the closest thing to your face.
10:50That one's so diverse, innit?
10:51It's, like, you could...
10:52Imagine you're saying, I'll put the late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks,
10:56see where the night goes after, then give it a little...
10:58It's a good, cheeky little one.
11:00I like it.
11:01Little one of them after, innit?
11:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Do it again.
11:05Your tongue, you've got to sit the tongue out.
11:06I can't see it.
11:12Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
11:15The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
11:18Oh, someone's doing something wrong.
11:19Oh, no.
11:20Oh, no.
11:22Do you know your speech?
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:23Do you know after your speech?
11:25Like, if you send a link to your speeches to your mum or dad, you'd follow it up with that.
11:30No, I know the one...
11:31You know where it's just, like, the mouth and the eyes are just, like...
11:36There's just nothing there.
11:37Because you've, like, made too many mistakes.
11:38You're both flat.
11:39Yeah.
11:40It's just a line.
11:41Yeah, it's just, like...
11:43Because I've fucked up again.
11:44So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:46That's very good, innit?
11:48So, if me and you were next to each other in a message, you'd just be...
11:51And I'd be...
11:53Yeah.
11:53Let's do it now.
12:03This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime.
12:07So, we went snorkelling.
12:09And what beauty we came across in this scene.
12:12I'm going these two on their paddleboard date.
12:15Sup, guys?
12:16It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
12:18This is what I wanted.
12:20So, Lola, we've been getting on really well.
12:22And I just think it's time we tied it up.
12:24On your ankle.
12:25And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see.
12:30There we are.
12:31We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:33How would you get us on your ankle, man?
12:37I swear to God.
12:39Right.
12:39I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:41Do we need to take you for a tour?
12:43What?
12:43I'll stand here.
12:44You get...
12:47I'm not having a good day.
12:49This is the worst first day ever.
12:53Okay, don't try.
12:53Don't try.
12:54Now, how do I turn around to you?
12:55Don't turn around.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:57No, wait.
12:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:59Wait, the stick's gone.
13:00No, I can get the stick.
13:01No, you can't.
13:01No, I can't.
13:03You can, Sam.
13:09Oh, dear.
13:10I think we might be getting a little too close.
13:15Oh, is that fishes?
13:16Did you say fishes?
13:17Yeah, fishes.
13:18It's fish.
13:19No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:20It's fishes.
13:20The plural of fish is fish.
13:22Do you actually not know that?
13:23No, but fishes.
13:25It's fish.
13:26Okay, let's go.
13:27Let's go.
13:28We're still telling them we had tapas, though.
13:30Yeah, 100%.
13:30Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out,
13:32there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:35Oh, dear.
13:47I'm glad you could join me today.
13:49I thought we'd be painting a great big almighty mountain.
13:53I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:55So come on, everybody.
13:57Bring out your paintbrushes and let's get going.
14:01Put your lips together.
14:03That's not how I do it, but okay.
14:04How would you normally do it?
14:05I can just go, like...
14:06I feel like Van Gogh.
14:10I do?
14:12He's doing his painting right now.
14:22Welcome to the joy of painting with Tommy.
14:29Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:30Can you keep still, please?
14:32I'm going to do the outline,
14:33like, you know, like, them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:35Yeah, you're not really going to do the outline,
14:37all the glosses, okay?
14:40It's beautiful.
14:42Let the canvas wear your work.
14:45Oh, I've got to be on top now.
14:49Wait there, I'll get up.
14:51No, you're okay.
14:52I can feel you're going too far.
14:53That is beautiful, though.
14:55Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie,
14:58but that clip was priceless.
15:06Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
15:10so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa,
15:12something is bound to go wrong soon.
15:14It's just a matter of waiting.
15:22Yeah, there's nothing...
15:24There's nothing you've done in a minute, is there?
15:26Well, luckily we have run out of time,
15:28so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:47It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:52So enough with the poses we need to crack on.
15:55Ready, set, go!
16:02We've kicked our way through the drama
16:04to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
16:06Right, that's on you.
16:08Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
16:13Sorry, sorry.
16:15No, it's going to melt.
16:16Sorry.
16:17And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
16:21Ooh.
16:23This is a great service.
16:28So look no further with your one-stop shop
16:31for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:33It's not really hot.
16:34Oh, oh, oh.
16:37Emblem me in the basement.
16:38It's Love Island Slightly Burnt Bits.
16:42Earlier we saw a clip of Kavan and Aiden
16:44sitting in silence,
16:45but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:47Well, here's...
16:49Ooh, I've been next!
16:57Bro, that fucking stinks.
17:00Sorry, bro.
17:01Is that you? You just farted?
17:03Mate, that stinks.
17:06What's wrong with you?
17:07You're on national TV.
17:08Mate, it's so bad.
17:11But he was fine, mate.
17:13It's television, not smelly-vision.
17:15But we can't have dead air on this show,
17:16otherwise the Love Island boss is the man
17:18we fill it with silly fart sounds.
17:20So come on, quick, say something funny.
17:31I did warn you.
17:38Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:40I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:44But I also like my favourite...
17:45I like when people first name, last name people.
17:47I guess the posh boy thing, you know,
17:48when they're like Rufus Alistair or something.
17:51Do you know what I mean?
17:51I like that.
17:52Rufus?
17:53I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo.
17:55Romeo.
17:56Like the Beckhams?
17:57Romeo Murphy.
17:58I'm calling my son Junior.
18:00Sam Rock Junior.
18:01SJ.
18:01That's cute.
18:02I might just call...
18:03Yeah, just call him my name,
18:04but just add Junior in the end.
18:06AJ.
18:07AJ.
18:08AJ.
18:08AJ.
18:09AJ.
18:10Aidan Junior.
18:11That's a great name, AJ.
18:13AJ Murphy.
18:14How would you spell it, though?
18:15For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
18:18AJ.
18:19No.
18:20Stop talking.
18:21No, darling.
18:22That's crazy.
18:23No.
18:24This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:26No, because how...
18:27AJ, how can you have like a two-letter name?
18:29No, it's not because it's...
18:31Junior, so it's A-J.
18:32J, nickname.
18:33It's just the nickname.
18:34That's not his name, is it?
18:35No, I know his nickname's AJ,
18:36but then why would you start throwing letters into AJ
18:37when it's literally just his initials?
18:39Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ,
18:41but his name's not his...
18:41Well, that's what everyone will call him.
18:43His name's Aidan Junior.
18:44Yeah.
18:44Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:46So, wouldn't it be Aidan Murphy Junior?
18:48So, on the birth certificate,
18:49you're not going to go A-Y-J?
18:51No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:53Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:55Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards,
18:56but it sounds better,
18:56because you can say AJ.
18:57AJ, AJ, AJ.
19:00Oh, thanks, guys.
19:01You just named my first kid.
19:03I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well.
19:05Chevy?
19:06Chevy?
19:07Chevy?
19:07I'll call my kid Spurs.
19:10That might explain how my best mate
19:12Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:22The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common
19:25with the highlands of Scotland.
19:27For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:30So, your foot's here.
19:31You point it out.
19:32And you just go back, front, back, front,
19:34around your knee.
19:35Yeah.
19:35So, you just basically do it with a jump.
19:37Oh.
19:38Okay.
19:40So, what the...
19:42And then...
19:43So, a lot of jumping.
19:44So, how do you get to this side?
19:45You're so good.
19:47So, lad, yeah, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:50For jumping.
19:52There was, like, basically,
19:53there's swords crossed like this on the ground,
19:56and you need to jump over them.
19:58That was basically it.
19:59Lana's falling in the side.
20:01Your hands need to be glued here.
20:03Your hands need to be glued on your face.
20:04And you're literally just...
20:06That's so cute.
20:07I know.
20:08And then you're doing that over the sword.
20:11You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
20:14And then when you go down in a circle,
20:15you need to go right behind the sword.
20:17What if I just did this?
20:19Yeah, that'll work.
20:20Fuck it.
20:31Earlier in the week,
20:32Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace,
20:34but were they moving in the right direction?
20:37Don't we should try the other way?
20:38Yeah, go on, then.
20:39What, me this way?
20:40Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:42I don't normally go that way.
20:42Oh, I normally go that way.
20:44I'll try.
20:46It may be called French kissing,
20:48but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:50You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:53Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
20:56before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:59Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
21:01Don't go, let's change this side.
21:03It's always this side.
21:04You're going that way, I'm going the other way.
21:05I am left-handed, but I go this way.
21:08You're left-handed?
21:08I'm right-handed, I go left.
21:10I'm left-handed, I go right.
21:11Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
21:13Yes, then I get my left hand.
21:15Ah, yes.
21:15What about you, Simba?
21:16I go right.
21:17You go right, yeah.
21:18You're right all the way?
21:19Yeah, I go, yeah, right, yeah.
21:21Look, he has to put the tongue out.
21:23What way do you?
21:25How's he going?
21:25Yeah, that's what I do.
21:27No, I like this way.
21:28Yeah.
21:29I go that way.
21:30But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:32Oh.
21:33What, is that like turbo mode?
21:35Yeah, turbo.
21:35Switch up, sport mode plus.
21:37Sport mode, he's here, and then he's like,
21:38OK, we need to go up a few gears, let's go this way.
21:40All right, we're shifting gears.
21:42Basically, Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating,
21:45and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:53This next unseen clip will give a flavor of what's really going on in the villa.
21:57All the boys are hot.
21:59So, all the girls, all the flavors.
22:01There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
22:03All the flavors.
22:04Yeah, all the flavors, that is true.
22:06There actually are all the flavors.
22:09Who's strawberry?
22:11Is he vanilla?
22:13No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
22:15Strawberry?
22:16I said you don't know the story.
22:18Fruity.
22:19Where did strawberry come from?
22:20What's Kav?
22:22He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:23He's like, no, he's dulce de leche.
22:27Dulce de leche.
22:29What's that?
22:29See?
22:30The sweet milk one.
22:31The sweet milk.
22:32So, you're not white, white.
22:34Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:36What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:38Just your vibe.
22:39Just in general.
22:39You're not like...
22:40You're a coffee tiramisu.
22:42Mmm.
22:42I love tiramisu as well.
22:44That's you.
22:44What am I?
22:45Your caramel.
22:47Period.
22:47Ellie's like iron brew.
22:50You're losing me, guys.
22:51It's Italy.
22:51What are you talking here?
22:53Just like vibes.
22:54What's Aiden then?
22:54Vibes.
22:55So, we're not talking in the bedroom?
22:56No, Aiden's like...
22:57There's too many vanilla.
22:59He's like a classic.
23:00Oh, no, he's like...
23:02You know the bubblegum flavour?
23:04A bit of fun?
23:05Yeah.
23:06Yeah, well, I hear that bubblegum.
23:08What's Fitzy?
23:09Fitzy's all reliable.
23:12I just got us all the same.
23:13Thank you, love.
23:14Cheers, Ellie.
23:15Strawberry twist.
23:16Do you know what?
23:16Thanks.
23:17No strawberry twist for me.
23:18I'm more of a Mr. Whippy Man, myself.
23:27Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:30They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups.
23:33But this turned into put-downs.
23:34Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:37I don't know what it means.
23:38You've got like a...
23:38Like...
23:40The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:42That's what I'm trying to say.
23:43What does that look like?
23:44No, but...
23:45For fuck's sakes, bro.
23:46When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jump.
23:50You know?
23:51The jumping...
23:51The jumping ones.
23:53God, give us a little...
23:54Jump over his arm.
23:56Go jump over his arm.
23:57No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:58I'll give it a go first.
24:00I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
24:04Yeah!
24:06Where's my pole?
24:08No, no pole.
24:09It's one of these.
24:09You have to get the knees out.
24:10I need my pole.
24:14Yeah!
24:17It nearly went over.
24:20Yeah, maybe not.
24:21Maybe not a high jump.
24:23Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:26You are stretchier than you think.
24:29You smell like rubber bands.
24:31What?
24:32You smell like rubber bands.
24:35It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:40Eau de Lorenzo, with notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:49I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:52I'll let them know.
24:53Yeah, let them know.
24:55Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:57Mmm.
24:59Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others said.
25:05You still smell like rubber bands.
25:07Can you not say that?
25:09I'm sorry, you do.
25:10It's not rubber bands.
25:11Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
25:13Yeah, can you fuck off?
25:16Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:22It's like your arms.
25:24What?
25:25It is.
25:27You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:31Eau de Lorenzo.
25:32Keep your emotions in a bottle.
26:03I could show you a few of my moves.
26:06Show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
26:09So, yeah, let's get into it.
26:10Welcome back to Love Island on Z-Mats.
26:13Where Jordi, Yogi, Tommy has turned the beach hut into a wellness studio.
26:18The shoulders have got to be back.
26:20They've got to be dropped.
26:21Feel it in your core.
26:22Feel the stretch.
26:26Come on, everyone.
26:27Shake those chakras.
26:29It's giving banana in my jaw.
26:31I've got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it's still moot.
26:35It goes, all you hear is...
26:38That's my bones.
26:39I said chakras, Ellie.
26:42We have lots of food for thoughts.
26:44I think I've put Mavs onto something.
26:46No, he definitely didn't.
26:47Ketchup sandwich.
26:48Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:50Yeah.
26:50Yeah, two pieces of bread.
26:52Ketchup.
26:52I don't even like ketchup.
26:54As we offer up clips so unseen, they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:58You just pull your body over.
27:01You'll actually hear my back crack in there.
27:06And seeing stars.
27:08Ah, fuck.
27:11Ah, fucking bastard.
27:13Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
27:19head.
27:21Boom.
27:21Thanks, Tommy.
27:23Namaste.
27:33Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:36And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:40I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:42Shoulders back.
27:43Shoulders back, innit?
27:44It's just a little bit of a swear, innit?
27:47Hey, that's too much.
27:48Is that too high?
27:50Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:51Go on, let me and you do it.
27:52Come on.
27:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:53Yeah, and it's just a little nonchalant.
27:54Never eye contact with anybody ready.
27:57No, hey, we're bobbing too much.
28:04That's too quick.
28:05That's too quick.
28:06Nah, that's the pace.
28:07Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
28:09What, is there a beat?
28:09Is there?
28:10There's just like some, yeah, there's a bit to it.
28:12Boom, boom, boom.
28:13It's hard, innit?
28:14Do you reckon you could like do the modelling?
28:15Want to do more of me?
28:18Now I've got my new fit on.
28:19I want to do one after.
28:21Where from here?
28:22Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
28:24No eye contact, just a little bob.
28:26I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
28:30What do I do?
28:31How do I approach it, like?
28:32Ready?
28:32Let me see a runway walk.
28:35Make your heels click.
28:36Make the runway.
28:39What are the boys doing?
28:48Yes, come.
28:49Come, come, come do it with me.
28:51Do you need in between the bow for them?
28:52Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
28:54Right, hold on.
28:54Go on.
28:55Stand by, two, one, go!
29:07Oh, my God, they're actually divas.
29:19Here's a top-secret, highly confidential, unseen training video
29:23from the LIA, the Love Island Army.
29:25It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance
29:28of bombshells before active engagement.
29:31Is it everyone here that if the two bombshell girls come in,
29:33everyone here is open to get to know them?
29:35Exactly, yeah, 100%.
29:36Apart from me.
29:37Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view
29:39of finding out who they fancy.
29:40I'll be the man on the inside.
29:42You can wing man.
29:42I'll wing man you.
29:43Yeah.
29:44We call him every now and then.
29:46He's not there every night.
29:47He's not on the front line with us all the time,
29:48but every now and then.
29:49When the general needs him, I'll call him up.
29:51He deals with our inside information, fine.
29:54He's SAS commander.
29:55That is my position.
29:56Double O-Tart.
29:58I'm whatever you need me to be.
29:59Double O-Tart.
30:00Can we just go around quickly
30:01so I know where we all stand here?
30:03I'm captain.
30:04I'm private.
30:05I'm lieutenant.
30:05You're lieutenant.
30:06You're general.
30:08SAS.
30:08SAS.
30:09Cadet.
30:10Just to clarify, who's number one?
30:11You?
30:11Yeah.
30:11I'm SAS, so I can float in about wherever I'm at.
30:14I don't really have a rank.
30:14A Medal of Honor is a washbag.
30:16The general's got how many washbags?
30:18Have you got four?
30:18I've got four.
30:19He's got four washbags.
30:20I've got two big washbags.
30:22I've only got one washbag.
30:24Have you got three?
30:24I've got three.
30:25It all works then, yeah.
30:26Go on, Aidan, then.
30:27Give us a rundown.
30:28What's the process is?
30:29No, no, no.
30:30Yeah, there's not that.
30:30Well, cadet's not going.
30:31Who told you to speak?
30:33Slow down, cadet.
30:35Chill out.
30:35I can say that.
30:36Yeah, you can say that.
30:37Slow the fuck down.
30:40Right, now march.
30:42Good debrief.
30:43Everyone's in a good position.
30:44Do you want to lead us, general?
30:45Three, two, one.
30:47Top task.
30:50Oh, I know.
30:53How hot is that?
30:55Sorry to pull rank, lads, but the onwards march of unseen bets continues.
31:06The Islanders received a text this week.
31:08Kevin, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
31:17A car is waiting for you outside.
31:19Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
31:23And jeepers creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast
31:27as possible to rush when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:30Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent
31:36four bombshells, Tina, Finley, Hallie, Cheddie, and they had to walk all the way from Palma
31:48Airport through the Mayorkan countryside, which in cork wedges is no mean feat.
31:56But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them.
32:00Or on them.
32:02Come on, chop chop, you're going to be late walking at that pace.
32:07And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, they just kept doing everything
32:11in slow-mo.
32:12But once the islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead.
32:16What's your favourite food?
32:17You're a bit of sea bass, aren't you?
32:18You're not into fish?
32:19Nah.
32:20You're not?
32:20I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:23You like fish?
32:24Yeah, but...
32:25Oh, you like fish, but you're not eating the fish.
32:27No, I like fish.
32:29What are you hanging on about?
32:29What are you hanging on about?
32:31Um, I study public relations.
32:33Do you know what?
32:34That's PR.
32:35I don't know what that is.
32:36You don't know what that is?
32:37Yeah, I don't know what that is.
32:38I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:41What's the difference?
32:42Like, seafood's like prawns and that.
32:46What?
32:48What?
32:49Fish counts as seafood.
32:51Yeah, but fish is different.
32:52So what fish do you like?
32:54Like, just fish?
32:55I've got, like, a foot stitch, man.
32:56Oh, my God.
32:58Oh, fuck.
32:59It's, like, cramp.
33:00Sorry, I got it.
33:01It's OK.
33:02I do love a foot tattoo, you know?
33:04Do you?
33:04I do love, like, a foot ankle tattoo.
33:06I do like, I do like feet.
33:07You've got a nice feet.
33:07That's one of the first things I saw.
33:09Really?
33:09Yeah, I do like feet.
33:10I have two toes joined together.
33:12You're lying.
33:15I swear to you.
33:18I've got some of my hair.
33:19What?
33:19I've got some of my hair.
33:20No, I'm just looking at you.
33:22Look.
33:23Oh, OK.
33:23That's not that bad.
33:24I think they look cute.
33:26Oh, OK.
33:26That's cute.
33:27That's all right.
33:27They look better than normal feet, I think.
33:28I thought you meant, like, they're just together, like, yeah, like, all the way.
33:32Like, do you know what I'm saying?
33:32Just, like, a bit of the skin is, like, together.
33:34Do you speak Welsh?
33:35So I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
33:38Can you teach me a word?
33:40Yeah, I can say, like, um, I love you.
33:42Like, little words.
33:43But I think if I slap that and almost sit somewhere.
33:45Please don't say that to me.
33:47Are you laughing?
33:49I like fish, but I don't like seafood either.
33:51I'd still eat it.
33:53But I don't like it.
33:54Which one I'm, Riley?
33:55Riley.
33:56Oh, that's crazy.
33:57What is it?
33:58Finn.
33:59Oh, Finn.
33:59Where do I get Riley from?
34:01I thought you were a Riley.
34:02I've never been with a Finley before.
34:04You were the Finn, though?
34:05Finn.
34:06Finn.
34:06I've never been with Finn either.
34:08What would be your ideal date?
34:10I'd want to do something fun.
34:12Would y'all?
34:12Like, skydiving.
34:13Should we do it?
34:14Do it for our first date?
34:15What would we do in base?
34:16Yeah, let's go skydiving.
34:17I think that would be my duty.
34:18There's not very much, like...
34:19To do.
34:20Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean?
34:22True.
34:22Imagine how we get to know each other as we're flying down the air.
34:24On the first date?
34:25Yeah.
34:26I'd never thought of it like that.
34:32Are you looking for some sun, sand and 50 grand?
34:36We're giving away an epic £50,000 in tax-free cash
34:40to spend on whatever you want.
34:42But wait, there's more.
34:43If you enter today, you'll also be entered into our amazing bonus prize draw.
34:48Courtesy of Party Hard Travel,
34:49you and a mate could be watching the Love Island final in person
34:52from the main villa
34:53whilst enjoying a dreamy seven-night all-inclusive holiday to Mallorca,
34:57including an ultimate events package,
34:59bringing the vibes for you and your best day with pool parties,
35:03VIP club nights, boat cruises and more.
35:05For your chance to win, including that massive £50,000,
35:09just enter via the app or go to the website's entries cost £2.
35:14Text LOVE to 6554, text cost £2 plus one standard network rate message.
35:20Or text 5 to 6554 to get five entries for £5 plus one standard network rate message.
35:26Or post your name and number to
35:43Entrance must be contactable on the 15th of July and for two working days afterwards.
35:48Good luck.
36:06The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit,
36:09so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
36:11Be ready.
36:20We're working our way back through the last days of middle action
36:23to bring you everything that went unseen,
36:25like this big pink wall.
36:27Oh, fucking hell, he left behind the wall.
36:30We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
36:34What?
36:35So relax, because we have some cracking clips on the way.
36:39Oh.
36:42Oh, strike a pose.
36:44It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit.
36:53Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army.
36:57And here is the secret skincare routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
37:05It's like a sponsored silence, isn't it?
37:07We're focusing, Tommy.
37:09Let's see if you know the next step.
37:11Let's see if I know the next step.
37:13If you know the next step, this is huge.
37:14Toner.
37:17Mmm, technically you're not wrong.
37:20Just not right.
37:21So do I, do I wet my face?
37:23Yeah.
37:24What, before this?
37:25Yeah.
37:26Okay.
37:27Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:28I've done one already.
37:30What, I did?
37:31I've started earlier.
37:32Look at him go, look at the lip balm.
37:34That's not lip balm, it's lip oil.
37:36Lip oil?
37:36Then you put this on, don't you?
37:38Yeah.
37:40This is the next one?
37:41I don't know what step you're on.
37:42Yeah, that's the toner, yeah, that's the toner.
37:43That goes next.
37:45Why all three fingers?
37:46You've done four fingers?
37:47I don't even know what I'm doing.
37:48Right, quick, rub it in.
37:49I'll just dry.
37:50Oh my God.
37:51We're done with this one, yeah?
37:53Yeah.
37:53I know we're going to go for the eyes.
37:55Yes.
37:56This is insane.
37:58That's too much, oh, that's too much now.
38:00What the hell is this?
38:00She's taking the fucking piss.
38:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry, guys, I'm losing it.
38:03Respect the product.
38:04I'm losing it.
38:05General's getting mad.
38:06I'm sorry.
38:07No, we're going to go.
38:08Right under.
38:09Oh, sorry.
38:10Right under the eyes.
38:12I'll forget him.
38:13General, if I may, we're ready for lymphatic drainage.
38:16They're not ready for that yet.
38:18Fucking newbies.
38:19They're not.
38:20You're getting demoted after this performance, mate.
38:23I get demoted.
38:23You've embarrassed yourself.
38:24You've been embarrassed yourself.
38:26I can't get any of that one.
38:28Just a little bit.
38:29You've got to open the notes, sir.
38:31Right, then, boys, we all finish with a little spritz.
38:34Yes.
38:35What's up, man?
38:37Are you?
38:37Private one.
38:39Thank you so much.
38:42Who does the generals?
38:43The general's doing all the work.
38:44No, he looks after his workers.
38:47That was a little treat for you guys.
38:49Well done.
38:50Yes.
38:51Well done.
38:52Pleasure doing business.
38:53Well done.
38:54Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand cane,
38:57rubbing it on my face.
38:58It's tricky when I'm working away, though.
39:00So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
39:04Pull that, boys.
39:07Pull that.
39:10What quality, though.
39:12That's too funny.
39:20This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
39:25Is Lorenzo's phone here?
39:29Oh, Lorenzo's...
39:30He's so fucking...
39:35It's me!
39:37Why does he do this?
39:39See if it's anyone else.
39:40I'd battle it.
39:40See if it's Lorenzo, it's fine.
39:42Oh, cute girl.
39:44Oh, I love him.
39:45So fucking cute.
39:46Is there a reason he does an avatar on the end?
39:48Is there a reason why it looks like it's in the Berlin dance scene?
39:50Literally.
39:52No, no, no.
39:55Is there a reason?
39:57That's why he got so many photos.
40:02Did he get photos of you?
40:05I can't even breathe around this guy.
40:08No, this one is fucking funny.
40:10They need deleted immediately.
40:15It feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me.
40:18I thought, for fuck's sake.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:22His phone does need to be confiscated.
40:24Like, I can't even just be sat there.
40:31I want to do money.
40:32Do you actually do?
40:34Is this a fucking dog?
40:36No, his phone is deleted.
40:38No.
40:39I can't wait to show him that.
40:41That is the best thing.
40:47Yasmin, do you want to fall out?
40:50Give me that phone immediately.
40:52I actually can't wait to show him.
40:54He's going to be so proud of me.
40:56Nowhere safe.
40:57That is one serious photo dump, girls.
40:59But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam.
41:03So, the boy I would like to steal is Tommy.
41:07So, the girl I would like to steal is Ellie.
41:11The girl I would like to steal is Mika.
41:13So, the boy I would like to steal is Aaron.
41:17Salmon and Mabia, you and I are single and therefore dumped from the island.
41:20At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
41:23Oh, wait.
41:24Maybe not those ones.
41:35It's time for Beach of Bonanza.
41:41Beach of Bonanza.
41:43Woo!
41:44Yay!
41:45I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
41:50Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
41:56Oh, I know you're a teacher.
41:57I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed.
41:59Just like, that wasn't cringy.
42:00I actually liked that one, to be honest.
42:01Someone messaged me saying,
42:03Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
42:07So, can I call you mine?
42:10Which is quite good.
42:12And if he was hot, I would have replied.
42:14Something crazy like,
42:15Are you a controller?
42:16Dot, dot, dot.
42:18Because I'm not trying to play you?
42:20And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
42:23A girl sent a picture of a dog.
42:25Sorry, my dog went missing.
42:27Thank you for finding him.
42:29So, I DM'd this girl,
42:31and I sent her an emoji of a football.
42:33And then, a fence.
42:35And I said,
42:36Sorry, I keep my board over my fence.
42:38But whilst I'm here, how are you?
42:40Oh, I was young.
42:42I get a lot of,
42:43Can I ask you a question?
42:45And I'm like,
42:46No, you can't.
42:47The only way I can describe it is, like,
42:49a Bible verse that he had made up himself.
42:51And it was the most raunchiest thing
42:54and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
42:57I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it.
43:00Very ballsy, to be honest.
43:02Are you from Tennessee?
43:04Because you're the only Tennessee.
43:05And I was like,
43:07You need to get original.
43:08Don't ever say that ways.
43:09I have DM'd celebrities before.
43:13You just think,
43:14Oh, do you know what?
43:14Shoot my shot.
43:15And then you wake up in the morning,
43:16and you think,
43:17What's an absolute embarrassment?
43:19Would I just be telling them,
43:20they're shaped like a wine glass,
43:21which is a good thing.
43:22And they all take it like a good thing.
43:23No one's ever taken it as a bad thing.
43:24I sent a boy a message,
43:26and it said,
43:27If you feel something weird,
43:28don't fight it.
43:29I'm just manifesting you.
43:31That's so cringy, isn't it?
43:33Did I get a reply back?
43:35No.
43:36We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
43:38Might have been there, done it.
43:39Who knows?
43:40Well, she requested that I,
43:42she send her some pictures of my feet.
43:44I don't know why.
43:45My feet,
43:46they're not in the best of Nick.
43:47You know what I mean?
43:47I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
43:50I've had a few people kind of message me
43:52for some old pairs of socks.
43:54What actually goes through these people's heads?
43:56Did definitely have someone message me.
43:57I can't remember the exact wording,
43:59but it was saying about mayonnaise,
44:01and it like started this discussion about mayonnaise,
44:03which was like weirdly engaging,
44:05because it's definitely better than like a,
44:06hey, kiss,
44:07or something crap like that.
44:09But I do like mayonnaise,
44:10so it did weirdly work.
44:22I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip,
44:25if the boys can get round to it.
44:27No, go round, go round.
44:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:31We could get a good thing going here, you know.
44:37The commander's taking us for a walk.
44:41And stop.
44:42Stop.
44:43What are you doing?
44:44We're walking round the garden.
44:46Step, we're eating Oreos,
44:47we've burned them off.
44:48Sorry to pull rank, lads,
44:49but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
44:51Our time is up.
44:53Until next time,
44:54over and out.
44:55Bye-bye.
44:56Bye-bye.
44:57Bye-bye.
45:04Bye-bye.
45:09Bye-bye.
45:15Bye-bye.
45:18Bye-bye.
45:19Bye-bye.
45:20Bye-bye.
45:21Bye-bye.
45:21Bye-bye.
45:22Bye-bye.
45:25Bye-bye.
45:26Bye-bye.
45:26Bye-bye.
45:26Bye-bye.
Comments