00:04Open up on seven
00:13Move it out, Shiv
00:15Oh, yeah
00:16Hero, huh?
00:18Identifying prisoner 117
00:21Shiv, Helix
00:24You think you can break me, Copper?
00:27Yeah, I've been in the darkest pits in the universe
00:29Places that would make your faults rattle
00:32The eternity pits of sort doom
00:34The iron holes in their balance
00:51Greetings, new fish
00:53I'm Captain Quark
00:55I... I don't believe it
00:58You're here
00:58I used to dream of being arrested by you
01:01Now get out of here
01:03I was talking to you, Zed
01:06Yes, Captain
01:07So, new fish
01:09I take it you followed my many, many adventures?
01:11Of course I have
01:13You're the most famous superhero in the galaxy
01:15He ain't famous anymore
01:18Words hurt, solitary Bill
01:20I'm a huge fan
01:22I even pre-ordered the new Ratchet & Clank holo game
01:25The what?
01:27You know, the game based on that incident with you and that Lombax
01:31Oh, you must mean the holofilm
01:33Yeah, it's pretty good
01:35If you like all CG
01:37No, I mean the game
01:38It's based on the holofilm
01:40Look, here's my confirmation email
01:42I'm having it mag shipped to prison
01:45They're making a game based on a holofilm based on my life
01:48But they haven't even consulted me
01:50Oh, this is my fault
01:52I've been away from my adoring public in this forsaken place too long
01:57And now, no one will ever hear my side
02:01I'd like to hear your side, Captain
02:04You would?
02:06Well, then sit down, wary criminal
02:08And I'll tell you a story
02:10It all started with a hapless Lombax named Ratchet
02:39Where do you think you're going?
02:41Hey, Grim, you're here
02:43I... I thought you'd be down at the bazaar shopping for gravity coils
02:48Uh-huh
02:49Well, I'm here
02:50I'm always here
02:51I don't suppose you sneaking out would have anything to do with those galactic ranger tryouts?
02:57I just need one hour
02:58Come on, Grim
02:59These are the galactic rangers we're talking about
03:02Captain Quark will be there
03:03No leaving the garage until you help fix Mr. Micron's ship
03:07Now get on that bolt crank
03:13Ladies and gentlemen
03:15The savior of Solana
03:17Captain Quark
03:21Hello, Veldin
03:23Hello, Captain
03:25He's on fire again
03:26I know
03:27My name is Copernicus Quark
03:30And yes, that was an impressive wall of fire I just walked past
03:37I'm gonna be real with you folks for a moment
03:39When President Byronix recommended I take on a new ranger, I knew just where to go
03:45That's right
03:46We want you
03:49I know what you're thinking
03:50Do I have what it takes?
03:53After all, you may not have prevented Dr. Nefarious from atomizing Illyro City
03:58You may not have stopped Neptune Prague from rendering the entire population of Iridia colorblind
04:04Twice
04:06After all, you may not have this chiseled jaw or god-like pectoral region
04:10But if you have heart, then you have what it takes
04:15You don't have what it takes
04:17But I have heart
04:19Yes, but unfortunately that heart is encased in a weak, muscle-less mass of inexperience
04:24Plus there's your history to consider
04:27Got a long line of citations here
04:29Possession of an illegal gravity repulsor
04:32Operation of a black market accelerator
04:35Oilful disruption of the space-time continuum
04:38That is a funny story
04:40You're reckless
04:40You're a loose cannon
04:42And you're dangerous
04:43That's my schtick
04:46Wait, just give me a chance
04:48Sorry, no time
04:49Galaxy in jeopardy
04:50Get back out there
04:51And remember, you can do anything
04:54As long as you're me
04:55Next
04:57Meanwhile, on planet Quartu
04:58Dr. Nefarious
05:00The mad scientist who made all of this possible
05:04Mad suggests cognitive impairment
05:06I'm more of a vengeful scientist
05:10I trust you're here to meet the troops
05:15State your prime objective
05:17Destroy galactic rangers
05:19State your prime objective
05:21Destroy galactic rangers
05:23State your prime hub
05:37Oh, a defect
05:40Go play, Victor
06:11Whoa
06:13Set coordinates for the Galactic Ranger home base.
06:16Destination set. We will never make it. But hey, what are you gonna do?
06:21Oh dear.
06:39We'll never be a Ranger.
06:43Huh.
06:49What?
07:04Huh?
07:09Huh?
07:20Huh?
07:21Huh?
07:34Huh?
07:36I must get to Aliro City.
07:39They are in danger.
07:40Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's in danger?
07:42An army is coming. I must warn them.
07:45Hang on. Slow down. You've been in a crash.
07:49What do you say we get you back to my garage? I'll run a diagnostic and have you fixed up
07:54in no time.
07:55Thank you. I appreciate the assistance.
07:57It's no problem. So what do I call you?
08:00I suppose my proper designation is Warbot Defect B54297.
08:05Maybe I'll just call you Clank.
08:09My name's Ratchet.
08:14Up and down.
08:16Yeah, there you go. You're a natural.
08:18Whoa!
08:20Whoa!
08:20Ooh.
08:22Hmm.
08:25What long?
08:27Hi.
08:27Whoops.
08:27How many?
08:37Let's go.
08:46Come get me up.
08:46god damn it!
08:53Here's the plan.
08:53He's coming here.
08:54What are you gonna do?
08:55Oh dear.
09:13I'll never be a ranger.
09:24What?
09:50Five...
09:50Four...
09:52Three...
09:53Two...
09:55One...
10:03No vector shell damage.
10:05Sister board appears to be intact.
10:10I must get to Aliro City.
10:13They are in danger.
10:14Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Who's in danger?
10:16An army is coming. I must warn them.
10:19Hang on. Slow down.
10:20You've been in a crash.
10:23What do you say we get you back to my garage?
10:25I'll run a diagnostic and have you fixed up in no time.
10:29Thank you. I appreciate the assistance.
10:31It's no problem.
10:32So, what do I call you?
10:34I suppose my proper designation is Warbot Defect B-5-4-2-9-0.
10:39Maybe I'll just call you Clank.
10:43My name's Ratchet.
10:48Up and down.
10:50Yeah, there you go. You're a natural.
10:52Once they were safe, Clank explained Drex's plan to attack the Hall of Heroes.
10:56With the Galactic Rangers out of the equation, Ratchet knew he had to help.
11:00Even though neither he nor Clank had the upper body strength necessary for hero work.
11:05I can totally help.
11:07Oh, I could not ask a civilian to get involved in something so dangerous.
11:11No, I'm not just a civilian.
11:13The Rangers are actually my, uh, friends.
11:17Why do you think I have so many pictures of them?
11:20But why are you not in any of them?
11:23Well, someone had to take the picture, right?
11:25I mean, come on. I even have a ship.
11:30It disassembles so it can infiltrate enemy strongholds.
11:33So what do you say?
11:41That's strange. I'm picking up something from Nivalis.
11:44It appears to be some sort of distress signal.
11:46But it is being jammed using a Blargin signal dampener.
11:59Don't worry. The computer would have told us if we were in any real danger.
12:03Fatal crash imminent. Would you like to record your last will and testament?
12:08Admittedly, that's not super promising.
12:16Please, I'll be right back.
12:16How would you like the third and testament?
12:16What do you think?
12:17What would you like to record your application?
12:17The way you were playing with me?
12:17What would you tell us?
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