00:02Water!
00:03Ahhhh!
00:04Is it over?
00:05I'm NeoGamemania.
00:07Welcome to the game.
00:09Let's go to the game.
00:30Prisoner 117.
00:32Ship, Helix.
00:35You think you can break me, Copper?
00:37I've been in the darkest pits in the universe.
00:40Places that would make your faults rattle!
00:42The eternity pits of sore doom!
00:45The iron holes in your valance!
01:02Greetings, New Fish. I'm...
01:04Captain Quark.
01:06I... I don't believe it!
01:08You're here!
01:09I used to dream of being arrested by you!
01:12Now get out of here.
01:13I was talking to you, Zed.
01:16Yes, Captain.
01:18So, New Fish, I take it you followed my many, many adventures?
01:22Of course I have.
01:23You're the most famous superhero in the galaxy!
01:26He ain't famous anymore!
01:29Words hurt, Solitary Bill.
01:31I'm a huge fan.
01:33I even pre-ordered the new Ratchet and Clank holo game.
01:36The... what?
01:37You know, the game based on that incident with you and that lombax.
01:42Oh, you must mean the holofilm.
01:44Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:45If you like all CG.
01:47No, I mean the game!
01:49It's based on the holofilm.
01:50Look, here's my confirmation email.
01:52I'm having it mag shipped to prison.
01:54Haha!
01:56They're making a game based on a holofilm based on my life?
01:59But they haven't even consulted me!
02:01Oh, this is my fault.
02:03I've been away from my adoring public in this forsaken place too long.
02:07And now, no one will ever hear my side.
02:12I'd like to hear your side, Captain.
02:15You would?
02:16Well, then sit down, wary criminal, and I'll tell you a story.
02:21It all started with a hapless lombax named Ratchet.
02:49Where do you think you're going?
02:51Hey, Grim!
02:53You're here!
02:54I-I thought you'd be down at the bazaar shopping for gravity coils.
02:58Uh-huh.
03:00Well, I'm here.
03:01I'm always here.
03:02I don't suppose you sneaking out would have anything to do with those galactic ranger tryouts?
03:07I just need one hour.
03:09Come on, Grim.
03:10These are the galactic rangers we're talking about.
03:13Captain Quark will be there.
03:14No leaving the garage until you help fix Mr. Micron's ship.
03:18Now get on that bolt crank!
03:25Does that ship look mag-
03:27Come on, give it a spin.
03:34Okay, let's see if these new Versa bulbs work.
03:38Look up.
03:39Do you see something flashing?
03:41Yep.
03:42Left side looks good.
03:44It's a miracle.
03:45On to the afterburner lights.
03:47Oh, left afterburner light checks out.
03:49This thing might just be space worthy after all.
03:53One more to the right.
03:54All right, afterburner works.
03:57So, are we good?
03:59Yep, we're good.
04:00The news says the tryouts are being held at the fairgrounds.
04:03Show them what you got, kid.
04:07And so, Ratchet began his adventure, hoping to become a galactic ranger.
04:14Rise and shine.
04:16Kizzle Plateau.
04:16It's 8 a.m.
04:17And it's gonna be a hot one today.
04:20Our first door on the planet is close.
04:22Lifespan at approximately 8, 13 hour time.
04:25Planet Tanimule fell to what appears to be a class 7 supernova.
04:29Graduate Phyronix has issued a statement calling this a tragic natural disaster.
04:33But top nodals are skeptical.
04:34This is the fourth planet we've lost.
04:37I wonder if there's any of the fans.
04:41From the end.
04:43And then should a handwritten stick with the bees.
04:45Wait, is it crayon?
04:47That's Donny, can you read any of this?
04:49It looks like a bunch of scribbles or some kind of duck.
04:51Okay, anyway.
04:52I'm sure it was proposed.
04:54Up next bullet.
05:10Up next bullet.
05:13We have everything you need to do.
05:18We have everything you need to do.
05:26We have everything you need to do.
05:43We have everything you need to do.
06:21We have everything you need to do.
06:25We have everything you need to do.
06:55We have a new weapon to protect the galaxy with.
06:57Hey, who's telling the story?
06:58We have everything you need to do.
07:30Are you ready to be a galactic ranger?
07:35How about you, Omri?
07:37Ready to dispense some justice?
07:54Hello, recruits.
07:55Cora Verilux here.
07:57Show us how quick you can be on your feet by jumping over these obstacles.
08:01Good work.
08:02Now keep moving to the next part of the course.
08:07A good ranger is always mindful of their surroundings.
08:11Hop across these moving platforms.
08:15If you see me at the event, please do nothing.
08:17Good job.
08:18You could be the recruit we've been looking for.
08:21Keep moving to the next part of the course.
08:30Hey there, recruit.
08:31I'm Brax Lectris and my specialty is brute force.
08:35Let's see how well you can bash these crates.
08:45Hey, that was pretty good.
08:47Keep moving.
08:48It's time to get our hands on some firepower.
08:50Go ahead and grab a fusion grenade glove from this Gadgetron vendor.
09:00Oh, I just might make my quarter this week.
09:05Awesome.
09:06Next step, blow stuff up.
09:22The Volana galaxy is a perilous place.
09:25As evidenced by the large amounts of ammunition left sitting around in crates.
09:39Come on, you too.
09:42Oh, wow.
09:43What's your first route?
09:46Always hit the perfectiock of ammunition.
09:48Wow.
09:48The moment has gone down here.
09:49Please?
09:50Go away,す God.
09:50You're the only?
09:52You're the only person.
09:55Oh god.
09:55Oh god.
09:56Always hit the hammer of ammunition.
09:57Oh god.
09:59Don't do it.
10:02I'm gonna take a death attack.
10:03Oh god.
10:06Oh god.
10:07Oh god.
10:21In order to spice things up, we've armed these dummies with Gadgetron flamethrowers.
10:26Our lawyers are totally cool with this.
10:29Good job, recruits.
10:30You may just be the next Galactic Ranger.
10:33Head to the final challenge.
10:35Come on, Ratchet.
10:36You can do this.
10:38It's time for the final challenge.
10:40Survive a brutal onslaught of enemies, and you just might be our next Galactic Ranger.
10:45Or maybe...
10:55One down.
11:10Another one there.
11:11Whoa.
11:11Looks like some angry toads.
11:19Impressive.
11:20Could we be looking at Solana's next Galactic Ranger?
11:29Yes.
11:41Excellent job, Cadet.
11:42Come see me after the show.
11:45Huh.
11:46That wasn't so bad.
11:49That wasn't so bad.
12:02The helpless defect knew that his best chance for survival lay with the facility's ventilation system.
12:07If he could just run to the vent, he might just make it out of there alive.
12:17I know you will find the defect, Victor.
12:20You never disappoint.
12:24The feeble defect knew that if he were to survive, he would have to throw a bomb at whatever lay
12:30in his back.
12:31The young defect spotted a spring bot ahead of him, and knew that with this handy device in his arsenal,
12:36he could now defeat the deadliest of forces.
12:39Gravity.
12:40The hopeless defect had to throw a spring bot.
12:42But where?
12:43And how?
12:54Help!
12:57Help!
13:03You can't hide anything!
13:08Help!
13:09Help!
13:24There you are.
13:26Oh, my.
13:31Quit your running, you useless piece of scrap.
13:46Get back here and let's settle this.
13:50Warbot to Warbot.
13:57Oh, no, water.
14:02That was a little close for my life.
14:11Suddenly, the defect spotted a powerlock.
14:13This device could power up a variety of machines, but where should he throw it?
14:18You're, like, really good at adding drama, man.
14:21Thank you, Shiv.
14:22I pride myself on my penchant for storytelling.
14:27What seems to be the problem, Victor?
14:31You won't get away from me, Chairman.
14:34I've got a bright wood at once.
15:11Okay.
15:16Woman in person.
15:18Where did you go?
15:22Whoa.
15:26I too.
15:27I too.
15:43Come on!
16:22Come on!
16:28That was not so hard.
16:51You think you can run from me?
16:54Not that rude again.
17:09Get back here, you miserable defect!
17:20Try outrunning this!
17:28I'm gonna rip you apart, sprocket by sprocket!
17:43Water!
17:44No!
17:50A million thoughts raced through Ratchet's head.
17:52Could he repair this diminutive warbox?
17:55Would it be the key to the adventure he craved?
17:57Did he leave the proto-engine on in the garage?
18:00The answer to all these questions was yes.
18:08The answer to all these questions was yes.
18:32Oh boy.
18:33Out of ammo!
18:40Large gaps were child's play to Ratchet.
18:43All he would need to get across is a trusty swing shot and a little bravado.
18:47Fortunately for our furry hero, a conveniently placed crate provided Ratchet with a combustor.
18:56Hey!
19:09I said provide Ratchet with a combustor!
19:14Nice! A combustor!
19:23I just asked him the freedom of being able to switch weapons whenever he felt like it.
19:29Perhaps you could shoot something to open the door.
19:40Impressive shooting!
20:10Whoa.
20:18Nice work!
20:23Fan out and find it!
20:26That's far!
20:31You're going down, Bombax!
20:35Uh-oh, Blarg, what are they doing here?
20:38I have information in my databanks that pose as a threat to Chairman Drek.
20:42He must have tracked my position to your planet so he could get it back.
20:48Batchett had to think fast.
20:50Perhaps the hookshot would solve his current conundrum.
20:56Grim, listen. I want you to lock the garage doors and then head down into the shelter.
21:00I'll be there as soon as I can.
21:02Copy that, Ratchet.
21:05I think that's all of them.
21:10Ratchet was in a bad way. Confused and alone.
21:13He scoured the Kizzle Plateau for signs of nanotech.
21:20Woo-hoo!
21:23Whoa, is that a Blarg dropship?
21:26Correct. Model X-6Z to be exact.
21:30Also known as the dropship of death.
21:33Great.
21:54Well done, Ratchet.
22:14All the jobs Drek could have given us. We gotta look for some defect.
22:19Ah, it's not that bad.
22:21We gotta look for some defect.
22:30Warg are all over Grim's garage. Grim, are you okay?
22:34I'm fine, kid, but I ain't opening up until the coast is clear.
22:37Just hold tight, Grim. I got this.
22:54What is that?
22:59I've got you on all of it.
23:01There are more enemies moving in.
23:04Incoming dropship detected.
23:14I'm down in the shelter.
23:16Ratchet, this place is a mess.
23:19Disassembled weapons and engine parts everywhere.
23:22Didn't you tell me you were gonna clean it up last week?
23:25Yeah, sorry about that.
23:27Got held up on a project.
23:29A beginner's guide to quantum burst engines.
23:32Just throw that anywhere. I haven't bookmarked.
23:39Well, what's this?
23:41Fun with singularities and other cataclysmic goods.
23:45That's really more for educational purposes.
23:48It is always good to meet a fellow academic.
23:51Really, I just look at the pictures and then, you know, wing it.
24:08What's this?
24:10Fun withi's love, what's this?
24:15I know.
24:20How is this?
24:21I know.
24:23I'm kind of like feet.
24:23Maybe she can do that.
24:51All right, Grim, coast is clear.
24:53Can you open up?
24:55Ratchet, why is Sony's name just exploded?
24:58Sorry about that, Grim.
24:59Listen, get my tools ready.
25:01I just found something in the desert I need to look at.
25:04Interesting.
25:05What kind of factory is this?
25:08This?
25:09No, this is just a garage.
25:10Lived here since I was a kid.
25:12Come on, let's get you fixed up.
25:16Well, it's damaged, but I've fixed worse.
25:20Come on, maybe there's someone in town who can help us.
25:23Come on.
25:24Come on.
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