00:00I have a lot of gay friends.
00:02I like my gay friends
00:03because I don't think there's a more honest relationship
00:05between a gay dude and a straight dude
00:08because there's nothing to gain.
00:10So it's just pure honesty.
00:14But there's always one gay friend
00:15that I don't think is fucking gay at all.
00:18Girls laugh. Every guy's like,
00:19Yeah, Kyle.
00:21It's that gay dude that'll run up on your girlfriend
00:24and squeeze her boobs and slap her ass
00:27and be like, Damn, girl, you look great.
00:31I don't find that fucking funny, like at all.
00:33I'm sorry.
00:34Like I'm all for the gayness.
00:36You know, it doesn't mean I'm against gayness.
00:38It's just like you just get to slap ass on the technicality.
00:41That's not fucking fair at all.
00:44Right in front of you, walk up, slap the ass, giggle.
00:46You know, just because he could.
00:48I would never do that just because I could.
00:50You know, I wouldn't like walk up to his boyfriend
00:52and like tug his dick and be like,
00:53Nice, Gary. Not for me, but cool.
00:55Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
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