00:02Water!
00:03Ah!
00:04Today is over, isn't it?
00:06I am NeoGamemania.
00:07Welcome to the game.
00:09Come and join me with you.
00:11Welcome to the game.
00:14Open up on Seven.
00:24Move it out, Shiv.
00:26Oh, yeah.
00:27Hero, huh?
00:29Identifying Prisoner 117.
00:31Ship Helix.
00:35You think you can break me, Copper?
00:37I've been in the darkest pits in the universe.
00:40Places that would make your bolts rattle.
00:42The Eternity pits of Sword Doom.
00:44The Iron Holds in O'Fallus.
00:57The Iron Holds in O'Fallus.
01:02Greetings, New Fish.
01:04I'm...
01:04Captain Quark.
01:06I...
01:07I don't believe it.
01:08You're here!
01:09I used to dream of being arrested by you.
01:12Now get out of here.
01:13I was talking to you, Zed.
01:16Yes, Captain.
01:17So, New Fish, I take it you followed my many, many adventures?
01:22Of course I have.
01:23You're the most famous superhero in the galaxy.
01:25He ain't famous anymore.
01:27Ha ha ha.
01:28Words hurt, Solitary Bill.
01:31I'm a huge fan.
01:33I even pre-ordered the new Ratchet and Clank holo game.
01:36The what?
01:37You know, the game based on that incident with you and that lombax.
01:41Oh, you must mean the holofilm.
01:43Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:45If you like all CG.
01:47No, I mean the game.
01:49It's based on the holofilm.
01:50Look, here's my confirmation email.
01:52I'm having it mag shipped to prison.
01:54Ha ha.
01:56They're making a game based on the holofilm based on my life?
01:59But they haven't even consulted me.
02:01Oh, this is my fault.
02:02I've been away from my adoring public in this forsaken place too long.
02:07And now, no one will ever hear my side.
02:12I'd like to hear your side, Captain.
02:14You would?
02:16Well, then sit down, wary criminal, and I'll tell you a story.
02:20It all started with a hapless lombax named Ratchet.
02:49Where do you think you're going?
02:51Hey, Grim.
02:53You're here.
02:54I...
02:55I thought you'd be down at the bazaar shopping for gravity coils.
02:58Uh-huh.
02:59Well, I'm here.
03:00I'm always here.
03:01I don't suppose you sneaking out would have anything to do with those galactic ranger tryouts?
03:07I just need one hour.
03:09Come on, Grim.
03:10These are the galactic rangers we're talking about.
03:12Captain Quark will be there.
03:14No leaving the garage until you help fix Mr. Micron's ship.
03:18Now get on that bolt crank.
03:25Does that ship look mag-
03:27Come on, give it a spin.
03:34Okay, let's see if these new Versa bulbs work.
03:38Look up.
03:39Do you see something flashing?
03:41Yep.
03:42Left side looks good.
03:44It's a miracle.
03:45On to the afterburner lights.
03:47Low left afterburner light checks out.
03:49This thing might just be space-worthy after all.
03:52One more to the right.
03:54Low right afterburner works.
03:57So, are we good?
03:58Yep, we're good.
04:00The news says the tryouts are being held at the fairgrounds.
04:03Show them what you got, kid.
04:07Until Ratchet began his adventure, hoping to become a galactic ranger.
04:14Rise and shine, Kizzle Plateau.
04:16It's 8 a.m. and it's going to be a hot one today.
04:19Our first story is a black robot.
04:22Lifespan of approximately 8.13 hour time.
04:24Planet Tenomule fell to what appears to be a class 7 supernova.
04:28Granted and Phyronix has issued a statement calling this a tragic natural disaster.
04:33But top no-and-alls are skeptical.
04:35This is not one planet we lost.
04:37It's not one planet we lost.
04:40It's not the end.
04:42It's not the end right we'll stay with the breeze.
04:45Wait, is it Phyron?
04:47That's Donny, can you read any of this?
04:49It looks like a bunch of scrimmets with some kind of duck.
04:52I'm sure it was from, uh, up next.
05:13we're going to be talking to him.
05:15We'll be on the air.
05:17We'll be going to play till the end.
05:18What do I do?
05:19We're in the air.
05:19We'll come play till the end, we'll be talking to him.
05:22What do you think?
05:22I dread to play until the end of the air is not a bomb.
05:24You're in the air.
05:25I'm a bomb.
05:38Disaster struck, but Ratchet did not have the key component required to help him traverse
05:43the ionized surface, Magna Boots.
05:48Ratchet bashed his enemies using his crusty Omni-Wrench.
05:59In order to best his foes, Ratchet used the warrior's time-honored tradition of jumping.
06:22Ratchet knew he faced mortal peril. Should he find himself on the verge of death, he'd need to find nanotech
06:28to heal.
06:29Ha ha! I used that stuff after a bank robbery once. It healed, like, three out of five gunshot wounds.
06:44The Lombax displayed a flagrant disregard for public property. Look at him smashing crates.
06:49Thank you, Bryn.
06:52Maybe he was just saving up vaults so he could buy a new weapon to protect the galaxy with.
06:57Hey, who's telling the story?
06:58Go on!
07:14Now we're here.
07:22Come on!
07:25Now, look.
07:30Are you ready to be a galactic ranger?
07:35What about you, Omri? Ready to dispense some justice?
07:47I spy another contestant. A future ranger.
07:53Hello, recruits. Cora Verilux here.
07:56Show us how quick you can be on your feet by jumping over these obstacles.
08:01Good work. Now keep moving to the next part of the course.
08:07A good ranger is always mindful of their surroundings. Hop across these moving platforms.
08:16Good job. You could be the recruit we've been looking for. Keep moving to the next part of the course.
08:30Hey there, recruits. I'm Brax Lectress, and my specialty is brute force. Let's see how well you can bash these
08:37crates.
08:45Hey, that was pretty good. Keep moving. It's time to get our hands on some firepower. Go ahead and grab
08:51a fusion grenade glove from this Gadgetron vendor.
08:59Oh, I just might make my quarter this week.
09:05Awesome. Next step, blow stuff up.
09:21The Karana Galaxy is a perilous place, as evidenced by the large amounts of ammunition left sitting around in crates.
09:55All向卡片一张
10:21In order to spice things up, we've armed these dummies with Gadgetron flamethrowers.
10:25Our lawyers are totally cool with this.
10:28Good job, recruits. You may just be the next Galactic Ranger.
10:33Head to the final challenge.
10:35Come on, Ratchet. You can do this.
10:37It's time for the final challenge.
10:39Provide a brutal onslaught of enemies, and you just might be our next Galactic Ranger.
10:45Or me.
10:55One down.
11:09Another one down.
11:11Whoa.
11:11Looks like some angry toads.
11:19Impressive.
11:19Could we be looking at Solana's next Galactic Ranger?
11:28Yes!
11:40Excellent job, Cadet. Come see me after the show.
11:45Huh. That wasn't so bad.
12:06The helpless defect knew that his best chance for survival lay with the facility's ventilation system.
12:11If he could just run to the vent, he might just make it out of there alive.
12:16Oh!
12:17Oh!
12:18Oh!
12:21I know you will find the defect, Victor.
12:24You never disappoint.
12:28The feeble defect knew that if he were to survive, he would have to throw a bomb at whatever lay
12:34in his bag.
12:35The young defect spotted a springbot ahead of him, and knew that with this handy device in his arsenal, he
12:40could now defeat the deadliest of forces.
12:43Gravity. The hopeless defect had to throw a springbot. But where? And how?
12:48No!
13:06Because where are you? You can't hide from here!
13:28There you are!
13:30Oh my!
13:35Quit your runnin', you useless piece of scrap!
13:51Get back here and let's settle this! Warbot to Warbot!
14:01Oh no! Water!
14:07That was a little close for my life.
14:15Suddenly, the defect spotted a powerlock. This device could power up a variety of machines. But where should he throw
14:22it?
14:22You're like, really good at adding drama, man.
14:25Thank you, Shiv. I pride myself on my penchant for storytelling.
14:31What seems to be the problem, Victor?
14:35You won't get away from me, Chairman. I've got a brave word at once.
15:03You won't get away from me, Chairman. I've got a brave word at once.
15:05Oh my God.
15:07...
15:08...
15:19...
15:20...
15:21...
15:21...
15:22...
15:22...
15:22...
15:23...
15:23...
15:24...
15:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:00Oh, no, no, no.
16:33That was not so high.
16:56You think you can run from me?
16:58Not that rude again.
17:13Get back here, you miserable defect.
17:24Try outrunning this.
17:33I'm gonna rip you apart, sprocket by sprocket.
18:06Water!
18:07That was a good one.
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