00:00You need my help.
00:03How do you know?
00:04Because you came here. Why else would you?
00:08I haven't been a good friend for you, Lester. I know that.
00:12Then you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever I ask.
00:16Or rather, I mean, I need something done.
00:20You need to know something, so why not help each other?
00:23I gotta make some dough.
00:25So you're back in the game?
00:27I guess.
00:29Look, Lester, about what happened before.
00:33I know you never mentioned my name.
00:35I know I'm not on any lists anywhere.
00:37I know you never betrayed me.
00:39As for you, you gotta figure that I never told anyone.
00:42That instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton,
00:45you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink
00:49and a wife who don't love you no more.
00:52Yeah.
00:53Yeah, well, since you put it like that...
00:55Hey, shut up a minute. I'm getting an iFind alert.
00:58That little college boy sack of s***, phony f***.
01:02Who? Jay Norris?
01:04Yes. That f*** is a lying b***h.
01:06I've read his f***ing emails. He's a f***ing cheat.
01:09I heard him say that he saved America.
01:11What, by outsourcing all the jobs?
01:13By selling us little bits of plastic restricted access s***?
01:17Well, now it's payback time, you lying b***h.
01:20What the hell are you talking about?
01:22You are about to get that white-collar gig that you always dreamed of, Mikey.
01:27Here. Take this, uh, fashionably retro weird for a 45-year-old man,
01:32but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with low
01:39-level Aspergers.
01:40You better be ready for the minor glitch of your repulsive pseudo-messianic life.
01:45Okay, Lester.
01:45Get out of here!
01:48Call me when you're ready.
01:49We are about to put the Darwinism back in social Darwinism,
01:53and brother, it is gonna be fun.
01:54You f***ing kidding me?
01:56I'm a bank robber, not a web designer.
01:58So we'll go robbing soon.
02:00I'll find something.
02:02Just like the old days.
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