00:02Looks like you're buying your own TV.
00:06You know, this is real nice, Ted.
00:10Bonding, good times.
00:11Yeah, yeah, I'm giving it my best shot.
00:13Come on, we're having fun, right?
00:15You wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face.
00:18Ah, come on.
00:19I mean, why do I have to hold your hand
00:21through this whole midlife crisis, b****?
00:23And why don't you stick your nose up Tracy's b**** sometime?
00:26Because Tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford
00:28so that thugs break in our house.
00:30Tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht.
00:33Well, that's just because she's too busy
00:34getting f**** by dudes to get on TV.
00:36You don't talk about your sister that way.
00:38Well, I'm sorry, but it's true.
00:40I mean, according to her Life Invader page,
00:42she's hanging out with producers and f**** guys this afternoon.
00:45What are you talking about?
00:47Actually, it's all happening right out there.
00:50What?
00:50That boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft?
00:54You know the kind of boat.
00:56The one that makes a young, impressionable girl
00:59drop her pants and spread her legs?
01:02This is the reason you've brought me here, isn't it?
01:04You f****.
01:06Ah!
01:07Dad, wait!
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