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The Chaotic Brass Teapot Episode ENGSUB Magical Teapot, College Chaos, Fantasy Comedy
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks, brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:09Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:15Catch the watch!
03:16Hahaha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:40Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping, no divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:56Miss Mae, your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no, I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwears.
05:09Repeating for clarity, the Spongebob underwear man.
05:18Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What? No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:42You are a teapot. You brew leaves. Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert. Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion? Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk. We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can. Otherwise, shut your spout.
06:05Disrespect noted. Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation? What are you going to do? Cancel my Netflix? We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account! We only had $20 left. Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03. Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed. Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow. We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and
07:02then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public? Are you insane? Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No! Absolutely not! I am already the campus joke!
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam!
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:47Rent is $1,200, Mae!
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some...
08:00Yeah, you with some...
08:01Give me everything you got for this...
08:17Fine, whatever. I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50This killer.
08:59Uh, hello? What even is this vibe?
09:12What? Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful, too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:05Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:35Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
11:59A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:10It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:31Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the Sarcastic Pot LLC.
12:59See?
13:21Hey! Chloe! Oh, we need a gold scratching pod!
13:24Why does an AI need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my...algorithms, she can withems.
13:33I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa, hold up! Look on the bright side! It's a gold hat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass! I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into scrap-in!
13:56What on earth just went crashing down?
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed. Current debt status severe. Have a nice day!
14:15Can you believe this?
14:17We had a $10,000 check, and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat-mater!
14:23And don't even get me started!
14:25It crashed right through our rental apartment floor!
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages!
14:31Why me? Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf! It reeks of curry! I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on
14:39campus!
14:40Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune telling business right here by the fountain!
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes!
14:50With that curry scented headstaff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly!
14:54Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining! Fortune teller! $5 a reading!
15:03Come one, come all! Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only 50 bucks a question! Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test?
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly!
15:20Okay, okay!
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas!
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data!
15:38Uh-oh!
15:39How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition?
15:42You are not allergic to gluten, you are just pretentious!
15:45What's wrong with you? Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next!
15:52Come on, spill my love fortune! Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea! Don't hold anything back!
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you! Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right
16:05here!
16:06It's not what you think! This teapot must have glitched out!
16:08Fight all you want! Every word I said is the absolute truth!
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch! You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey! You two! You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring! Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae!
16:37Make us invisible!
16:38Wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55Mae, when I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back! I swear it's about to snap in half!
17:12This is all your fault! If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot, we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for
17:16three whole hours!
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets!
17:28Well, well! Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers? What's up? Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch
17:35a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:51I told you I'd find better technology. Say hello to Bartholomew, made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot. I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:07Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle. Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego.
18:24Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel armor!
18:32Stupid!
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault. If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot, we wouldn't be
19:26stuck here.
19:27And the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me. You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up! Open up!
19:51Great. Just great. I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you. Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target. That's real
20:02suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs? It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me. They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right? You can't even choose what you wear, let alone
20:34what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic. My mom gave it to me before she left. She said sweet things
20:40can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too. She said it would make hard days lighter. I still keep one
20:45in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board. What to study, who to meet, even what
20:50to wear. Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks, and just when I think things might get
21:03better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're gonna break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax, I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job. Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business. Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately? Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school. Thanks for asking.
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit. Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it
22:11blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love. Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense. I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure. Text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:32Mm, will do. See you later. Let's go girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May, I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today. Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning. Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal
23:07noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind. May.
23:39Stand back, May. I'm going to crack this braz pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it! What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey! You should have bought a cat back then, May!
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:51May! Get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a road show for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there. No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
25:04There's a road show for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?!
25:10This thing is completely short-siled and he wants us to do a road show for an AI teapot?!
25:15He's out of his mind!
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster. Fix it immediately!
25:26Bring the teapot here immediately. The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal. I don't care how you do it. Just get that teapot ready to
25:35go.
25:38What do you mean it's not feeling talkative? This is a $5 million pitch. Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi. Welcome to the future of emotional processing. This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon. We want a live demo. Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest. Call him a corporate parasite. Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after? Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:26Is... Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user? Brilliant!
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:41I'm connecting them.
26:45Old, old Lang Syne and the Murray may...
26:49When the Mandora Gold's on the D!
26:53It makes them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech in probability.
27:13It's performance art.
27:15Forget five million.
27:16We are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision.
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract,
27:39and the funds could be placed at any time.
27:46But before the official payment is made,
27:48there is one pre-wescedent that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious teacop in full authority.
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before,
28:17but this hardware is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C.
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No.
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow ten million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you.
28:32It wasn't me.
28:33I didn't do anything.
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive.
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway.
28:43They just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters.
29:09Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?
29:26Oh, my God.
29:29All the bad luck just piled up at once.
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away, and the weird stench just won't fade away.
30:12Oh, there's a cockroach.
30:13What do we do?
30:15Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with,
30:18and now it's such a mess you can barely set foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it.
30:24They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety
30:26and sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get rid of the pests.
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside.
30:45What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal.
31:06Sneezes system error.
31:08Welcome to Studio 54.
31:25Did you see that?
31:40He is so handsome.
31:42What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:58Look at the state you're in!
32:00All right.
32:02Then I...
32:05All right, then.
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you.
32:12In that case, I ask you.
32:16What academic achievements has May attained?
32:27In fact, she sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000.
32:34Aha!
32:35I knew it!
32:36And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me.
32:39Make her stop talking to me.
32:41You are a fraud!
32:51You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:09Don't worry.
33:10I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:24What's going on?
33:24What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.00.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:58Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:03sheep!
34:10Battery at one percent.
34:14Battery.
34:16I just wanted... some head scratches.
34:32No matter what happens, I will definitely save you.
34:36Good news! There is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:51This place is absolutely magical!
35:07Young ladies, what can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story.
35:16Please, save it.
35:22You fools, this is not a toy.
35:24It's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor.
35:29And what did you do? You drained it for rent money.
35:32It needed love, not capitalism.
35:33Excuse me, capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can.
35:38If it didn't pay rent, we'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight, the soul inside will dissipate forever.
35:57No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off,
36:00or an unsolved mystery left behind 100 years ago.
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset.
36:09We only have less than five hours left!
36:11This is crazy! How can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before!
36:15The more embarrassing, the more power it gives!
36:18Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, teapot, hold on a little longer!
36:21We'll save you!
36:29Alright, rich boy, your time to shine.
36:32Do the magic mic routine.
36:33Are you insane?!
36:34I am not doing the strip gate again!
36:36My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from TikTok!
36:39Take off the pants, rich boy, or the pot dies!
36:42Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55It's not working!
36:57My turn!
36:59Find my home!
37:06Why isn't it working?
37:08We've done everything!
37:10We've lost all our dignity!
37:12It's fading!
37:14It's light is fading.
37:17We're going to lose it.
37:34It appears the lower-class Receptal has run out of steam.
37:37I have calculated the energy transfer matrix.
37:40Take my core.
37:41Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing.
37:43Bartholomew, no!
37:44You'll lose your sentinence!
37:45You'll just be a coffee maker!
37:46A sterling silver coffee maker, sir.
37:48Maintain your standard.
37:57You're a good appliance, buddy.
38:06Warning!
38:07Incompatible energy core.
38:09Backup power online.
38:11Communication window.
38:12Five minutes.
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now!
38:24Grab the asset!
38:26Whoa!
38:26Whoa!
38:27Whoa!
38:27Whoa!
38:28Whoa!
38:34Nobody knows my multi-million dollar retirement plan!
38:37Get in the trust fund mobile chase!
38:38What?
38:38We are doing a heist!
38:39The clinic!
38:40Now move!
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property!
38:52We can go to federal prison!
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat.
38:58It's animal welfare.
38:59If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:13Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:23To be scared...
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos?!
39:49You made me a joke,
39:51YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
39:53YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
39:55WHY?!
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay.
40:14Hey!
40:15Tea pot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away.
40:20Don't worry.
40:22You'll see it when you wake up.
40:36Tea pot.
40:58Help!
41:00Help!
41:06It's...
41:08you.
41:09Help!
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a tea pot.
41:18May, are you okay?
41:20All is well.
41:23Meow!
41:26Meow!
41:29Meow!
41:35You're so fat.
41:37Meow!
41:37Meow!
41:40Meow!
41:47Is the tea pot here?
41:50It's worth a lot!
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
41:58Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:06It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that stimulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:14Meow!
42:16Meow!
42:17Meow!
42:20It sheds real hair!
42:23The haptic feedback is incredible!
42:26Meow!
42:30The simulation of Animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes!
42:37We spent millions developing the organic-shedding algorithm.
42:44Meow!
42:46Earl, not the zen garden.
42:49Yes.
42:50And the Lidox feature is...
42:52hyper-realistic.
42:54It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
43:13So, no magic ruining the date tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:24Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad,
43:31and sweating through my silk dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster?
43:59I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing.
44:03I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it.
44:07By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping.
44:09She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh God, that's so Chloe.
44:13I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun.
44:18She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate?
44:25Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden.
44:27I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry I'm late.
44:41Priner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace.
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:50So what?
44:51We're rich now.
44:52No more rent.
44:53No more discounted cereal.
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden.
44:59we can afford a house like this easily with the bonus it's beautiful but too quiet i miss our
45:05small apartment it's cramped but lively are you kidding this is luxury why miss that shabby
45:10apartment it's real this sudden wealth is missing something fine whatever let's go back i have a
45:20surprise a pure gold toilet isn't it amazing a gold toilet for our small apartment of course
45:28we're rich we deserve the best oh no what happened i told you it's too heavy you're in trouble
45:42what's going on a gold toilet it broke the floor and sewer you have to pay for repairs relax
45:48we're going to be rich we can afford it
45:54then let's buy this small apartment
45:58buy this apartment what about our big house and garden
46:22may chloe what's wrong with you two the smell of this cat's waste is terrible it's drifting to
46:28the hallway oh come on we clean the litter box every day it's not that bad i'm sorry auntie
46:34we'll clean it more frequently later it's not just the smell i'm allergic to cat hair every time i
46:41pass your door i sneeze non-stop you two
46:50oh what a lovely little guy i can't be mad at you wait let me help you clean up this
46:57cat hair and
46:58litter box are not good for the cat auntie you don't have it's okay i'm free anyway this little guy
47:03is so
47:03cute i can't hair to see him live in a messy place
47:11wait did that cat just spit out a gold coin it's the magic from the teapot even if it can't
47:17talk it
47:17can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well treated
47:21this place feels more like a home don't you think we even have such a kind housekeeper mom
47:27you little girl you know how to talk then do we only have this hard shabby sofa left now
47:34your new sofa is right here i have a good idea
47:53chloe what's your good idea you've been grinning for 10 minutes i'm also curious it must be
47:59interest rest i have a good idea we'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the
48:04stray cats on the street i can come every day to help take care of the cats i've fallen in
48:09love
48:09with these little guys i love it too these stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is
48:13perfect now let's get started we'll use the gold coins earls pinced out to renovate keep whiter
48:18sample and plain and make the inside warm exquisite this is always like stark within their chloe
48:23the eyes are in table like stitches what's wrong are you worried about the smell a little the cats
48:41are cute but the smell is a bit annoying we need something to neutralize it i already have a plan
48:46let's expand a small candy house next to the living room full of flowers and candies it will not only
48:52neutralize the smell but also be a healing corner for us
49:01just like when we first met at that time we were trapped in the elevator and life was full of
49:06embarrassment and quitterner you handed me this tongal and told me that when life coot you cheated
49:10grandma taught you turns out that all beautiful chan jean in the elevator and started us feeling our
49:14sing to each other and sing chushan okay you two stop being mushy the cats are hungry and the candies
49:20are going to be eaten by the cats if you don't put them away you kids you're all so warm
49:25this place
49:27is not just a cat mansion but a real home for all of unchin we used to chase big houses
49:33and big gardens
49:35thinking that was happiness but in the end we found that happiness is not about how much money we have
49:42but about having people we love little guys who depend on us and a warm corner that belongs to us
49:49this is the secret of earl and also the secret of happiness
49:53you
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