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00:02Delaney with the puck. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots.
00:06He scores! Fend the win! Fend the win!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:25Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:45Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The 10-game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kids fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter. Nothing's getting past us.
02:41Curva hoshi asses that.
02:42Yeah, see, Simms gets it.
02:44Yeah, come on, boys.
02:45Let's get it, please.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right here.
02:55Simms get it.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No question, man.
03:10Garrett, good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry, I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:31Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:37Yeah.
03:39Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that. I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone? Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So
04:25fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry. Please just, like, call me back or text me or-
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo!
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place. What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today. I'm emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Ali. Ali-
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Ali's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Ali Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28Even because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Wow.
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Ali, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:42What?
05:43Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader.
05:46There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Uh-huh.
05:48Sorry about him.
05:49I couldn't ask you to do that.
05:50It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52Derail it.
05:52Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
05:59Well...
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with Seine's and their new setter, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:15Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is fitting right in with Seine's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa!
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:35Graham starts out from behind his own net and...
06:37Oh!
06:37Delaney says nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Seine's blocker side to the goal.
06:44Come on, Graham.
06:46It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:48Ha ha.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:52Woo!
06:53Hey!
06:53Come on, bro!
06:55Shake it off.
06:56You got this.
06:58Wellesley, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:55We're off.
07:56I'm not all.
07:57Come on,
07:57You're here.
07:58You're dominating the Hawks right now.
07:59Hawks are privileged to go.
08:01The vipers collect the puck with the Hawks down.
08:02Are you kidding?
08:03The vipers are relentless.
08:05That's a slashing penalty on Seine's 29.
08:07Just right, hun.
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Look at the action.
08:11Delaney shoots.
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:21Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck.
08:23Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left.
08:25Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Don't worry about us.
08:28We're good.
08:28Fuck that.
08:29I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it.
08:35Okay, fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham.
08:39I mean it.
08:44Hey, Delaney's trying to take you out of the game,
08:46so take the defenders out, too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes near, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there, too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay, fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is,
08:59but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:06What?
09:17Shit.
09:19Shit.
09:23Shit.
09:25Okay.
09:27Let's do things.
09:28You.
09:28Let's do things.
09:29Yeah.
09:33Okay.
09:34Oh, yeah.
09:35Yeah.
09:35Okay.
09:36Put it.
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard.
11:16Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:54That's a sweet compliment.
11:57Just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:05It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do, letting people in.
12:19Hannah.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo, for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open?
13:08Over and over again?
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you?
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.
13:30Yeah, I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love?
14:10What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm gonna...
14:23Thank you, David.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or did I do something wrong?
14:38Tom, just, you said you were coming, and you're not here, and I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head, and I could just really use a Coach Wellesley pep talk
14:54right now, so, yeah.
14:58Just, uh, if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Fuck G.
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:22Get rid of it.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it.
15:24It's up, G.
15:25You can't keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Come on, the hell?
15:29Someone pulled Garrett's hair back, because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go.
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38No!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hawk's net.
15:41The Hawks are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:47Oh!
15:49Oh, man!
15:52I got in the train here!
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the Hawks.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking right.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm going to put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21Can you rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30You know exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a one-two-two trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure.
16:39It won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, boy.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not going to let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass.
17:22And you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
17:44Fuck.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06Shh.
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there.
18:18But I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here.
18:27For you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I'm just worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay, this is how we win.
19:17We just, we show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else, we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:32I guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:40Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Wellesie.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:06Okay.
20:19Hey, Graham.
20:20Hey, Graham.
20:26I love you.
20:28I love you, too.
20:30I love you.
20:49I love you.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice. Ready to start the final period.
21:12What? Nothing to say to this time?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit man, you all right? Yeah, yeah. Let's go. I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone. Rikers 4 check, recover the puck and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutch deflection by Tucker, gets the puck back to Graham. But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes, spins and drops to Tucker. Tucker shoots!
21:50Yes! Score!
21:51Score!
21:55Yes, Tom! Yes, Tom!
21:58You're past you!
22:00Let's go!
22:03I like that! I like that, Tucker!
22:10Okay, Briar, looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
22:13Oh, man!
22:29And... Cut!
22:30Wow, okay. Holding back tears? I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:34Beau wasn't kidding. You really are a much better reader than he is.
22:40And you have cuter clothes. Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42Got it. Of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's, like, actually doing the thing, you know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway. It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball hat with
22:59my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on. You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's...
23:07Like, I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone. My dating life isn't shambles.
23:17Yeah.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's, like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Well, can we still be peers in the industry, even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like...
23:47Just basically accused me of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right?
24:09Totally.
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or had, like, cute gross nicknames
24:23or something like that.
24:30Oh, no. You do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:35Like...
24:35A month.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere...
24:51With alcohol.
24:57I do.
24:58I do.
24:58I do.
24:59I do.
25:18Well, maybe you need new glasses,
25:20because it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm. Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask
25:38too many questions here.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:52So?
25:56Look, you want to prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new,
26:01who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no strings.
26:15And that guy
26:16has no fucking strings written all over him.
26:25I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like, doesn't that feel a little...
26:31Slutty.
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Allie, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you? With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you,
27:05but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise not to call her after her.
27:10Would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
27:15Great. Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:24Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
27:30Coming out of the last timeout with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly, we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham, you know what's gonna be even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:35No!
28:56Garrett!
28:58Garrett!
29:00No!
29:01No!
29:04No!
29:06Nothing.
29:16No!
29:20Mr .
29:23Don't you pick each other and the animals,
29:24Hey, Despite their useful life time.
29:24You heal yourself.
29:24How am I?
29:24Weasel you!
29:29Don't you!
29:30No!
29:30Don't you!
29:52What are they gonna do the NCAA guess we'll find out
30:01aren't you gonna yell at me or something why would I yell at you if I
30:04need you to actually hear me coach Garrett you're on the brink of greatness but I
30:13can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons and after
30:19that hot-headed bullshit not sure that you are
30:26either way I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes as of now you're
30:33suspended for four games
31:10Garrett no we have an agreement I don't win you don't talk to me
31:13all right clearly this is an exception move no hang on just listen
31:29what that was some tough old-school hockey I just got suspended four games yeah
31:38that is not ideal but hey it happens right you get worked up you lose your
31:43cool part of the game but shit will rain down though NCAA will be on your ass
31:49but don't worry I'll call the Bruins I'll take care of this no one will keep Phil
31:55Graham's son off the ice
31:59so that's it huh
32:03excuse me as long as I have Graham on my back I can just beat people up with no
32:10consequences for the rest of my life like you I don't know what you're talking
32:18about yes you do
32:25you know I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the
32:28best coaches when you got on the best teams with the best equipment the best
32:32bruises right easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport I did
32:38what I had to that's fucking bullshit and you know I don't want to hear what a
32:43terrible dad I was for making you tough for wanting you to have the best oh fuck
32:48you you don't want the best for me it was never about me of course it was you're
32:51about to play for the Bruins I made that happen you can hate the name on the back
32:57of your jersey all you want but it doesn't make you better than me just makes you ungrateful I will
33:05never be like you you already are stay the fuck away from me stop calling stop coming to my games
33:21we're
33:22fucking done
33:26you
33:26you
33:26you
33:27you
33:27you
33:27you
33:30you
33:44you
33:49what the hell Garrett I really can't do this right now can you please just get in the car
33:53no what was that are you serious you're mad at me
34:00you lied to me Hannah I didn't lie to you did you look me in the eye and you told
34:05me you're okay
34:06you promised me you were okay you just had to make it through one game oh my god no one
34:11hour
34:11that's it I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit but do you not
34:18trust me
34:19or what you lost your shit on him you didn't hear what he said I know what he fucking said
34:27what did he call me a whore a liar that I wanted it who cares I heard it every day
34:33in high school
34:34I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen I was fucking defending you
34:39well I didn't ask you to do that I didn't want you to I didn't want anyone to
34:46people in ransom didn't just turn on me Garrett they turned on my family my parents lost friends
34:52my dad got fired you want to know why I didn't tell you it's because every time I tell someone
34:58the truth it fucks everything up it ruins people's lives and it happened again
35:03no my life isn't
35:04no tell me you didn't just put your season at risk your future with the Bruins
35:11how do you think that makes me feel you blow this all up for me what do you want
35:14me to say Hannon do you want me to apologize say I'm sorry I'm not I could face that asshole
35:19a hundred times in 100 fucking times I would beat the shit out of him again yeah well that
35:22scares me Garrett it scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's
35:29not what I want I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me
35:38I scare you
35:41what what no what of course not
35:44that's what you said
35:45Garrett you're not listening to me
35:47fuck
35:51my dad was right
35:53you're what
35:55this is who I am Hannah
35:59this is just how I'm programmed
36:01no you're not you're not Phil
36:03I am I fucking am
36:06do you think I like being like this
36:15oh you know maybe not right now but someday
36:19you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me
36:25that would kill me Hannah
36:29Garrett
36:31Garrett
36:31no no I'm not good for you
36:37you shouldn't be
36:38this
36:40is over
36:46this needs to be over
36:56that's
36:57oh
36:57oh
36:58oh
36:59oh
37:00oh
37:00oh
37:00oh
37:10I don't know.
37:40I don't know.
38:02Just hide, Hannah.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
38:47Okay?
38:50Okay.
39:05Okay.
39:11Oh, my God.
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what.
39:40I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Han, save me. I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:02Okay.
40:04We can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10She okay?
40:16Okay. Tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um,
40:26because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you
40:33because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase
40:39and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up
40:44because he played St. A's
40:45and he got into a fight
40:47and it's all my fault
40:48and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay. Okay. Breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff
41:07and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives.
41:35And I'm, I'm sorry.
41:37I'm, I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50Well, if you're feeling guilty,
41:54then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:07I, I, I should, I should have...
42:11You went to a party.
42:13Sweet Pea,
42:14you were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night,
42:24and everything that happened after,
42:27that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you
42:30could have or, or, or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives,
42:37I am fine, and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him,
42:55and we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs
42:58and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:19So how was your ice?
43:21Oh, uh, yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30Is, that's...
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look,
43:42the benefit of being strangers
43:43is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know?
43:48It's really not you.
43:49I...
43:50You are very charming
43:51and have the kind of body
43:53that suggests you work out
43:54on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention
44:06that I'm a serial monogamist,
44:08which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I love love,
44:10but I also love sex,
44:12and I don't want to not have one
44:13just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:14Sure.
44:15Which is why I became
44:18involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh, my God.
44:22No, no.
44:23Can you imagine?
44:24But we are,
44:26at the very least,
44:27something.
44:28Like, some weird,
44:30baffling thing.
44:31More weird
44:32or baffling
44:33than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying
44:36to explain myself to you,
44:37Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have
44:41hot, meaningless sex.
44:42I do.
44:44But the last time
44:45I tried,
44:45I just ended up
44:46hurting someone
44:47that I really care about.
44:48So,
44:50I just, like,
44:51I want to do it
44:52the right way
44:52this time.
44:54Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God,
45:02I'm going to have
45:03to go back
45:03and tell the living
45:04theater legend
45:05that I'm not fun
45:06and I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's
45:15going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair
45:19just while you sell it.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:21And then you can go back
45:22to your
45:23clearly
45:23very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag
45:29about how
45:31hot,
45:32meaningless it was.
45:34One kiss
45:35and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be
45:38a really good
45:38fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way
45:45to find out.
46:28I can't make you love me.
46:31No, I can't make you love me.
46:32No, I can't make you love me.
46:35No, I can't make you love me.
46:37Go the fuck off.
46:40Making out
46:40with a hot stranger
46:41at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she.
46:43She is me.
46:46I'm actually so proud
46:47I could cry.
46:48You have to admit
46:49you had fun.
46:53No, I can't.
47:03I can't.
47:04Oh.
47:31You're boor.
47:32Bro, where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe...
48:04You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:21When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts
48:25Now I always ask what it was
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:34If it's still propped up on your bar cart
48:39Couldn't make a grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you as a Christian bitch
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite fears
49:05When you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turned 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you even
49:21Oh, everything went up in flames
49:26I'll never forget how I've root for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars or your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:42All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases, now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker
50:06It's getting darker
50:06So I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, as long as I live
50:15Oh, as long as I live
50:16I'll remember the names of your favorite fears
50:20And your video games
50:23The look on your face when you turned 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you even
50:37Oh, everything went up in flames
50:41I'll never forget how I've root for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars or your video games
50:50All your video games
50:55All your video games
51:16I'll never forget
51:18I'll never forget how I'm gonna miss
51:23You're a jerk
51:24At least I'm treading water
51:26Not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Babe, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Of you even now
51:37Even now
51:39Even now
51:41As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You set the bar, you're gonna step
52:13You set the bar, you're gonna step
52:43You set the bar, you're gonna step
53:13You set the bar, you're gonna step
53:43You set the bar, you're gonna step
54:13You set the bar, you're gonna step
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