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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did he get out of here?
02:32Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woo!
02:42Oh my gosh!
02:48Oh my gosh!
02:50OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I've got to be sorry.
02:54No, what the hell!
02:57Hi!
02:59Yeah!
03:01Oh my gosh!
03:02Oh my gosh.
03:03Help, help.
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:10Oh
03:11My
03:13Yes
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa a brand-new islanders got to
03:37Introduce themselves to the world and those super sexy package of things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello hello anyone here
03:53Where have they gone get me me our jamma
04:02Hello, it's me Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:09The funny Scottish guy nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles to this series fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Where is there a plane
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:58Do you see a plane?
05:09I don't know why I'm just seeing these things
05:13Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:22And that's how free I wanna be
05:25Oh, I think I found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:39Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:44Love
05:46Montag
05:50I just love kissing people
05:51I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's
05:53Cut that
05:54Ha ha
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Oh my god
06:00Oh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
06:37I don't know what I bloody look like
06:45I've been
06:46Straight trippin' when I see yourself
06:49In
06:51Place ficking
06:51Can you feel it
06:52Count
06:53Count
06:53Down
06:54Space lippin' when I break it
06:57Move
06:57Out
06:59Now
06:59Can we move it like that
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've gotta break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs isn't it?
07:09Ha ha
07:10No
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:16Ha ha
07:16I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me
07:19Please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even shat
07:25I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:31In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the shark's at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't
07:40I'm like
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you gotta do
07:47Is come and bang
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time there are no games
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yeah, Slaband is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No
08:32Yeah, I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that professional
08:37Oh shit
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:46Do you wanna get some water?
08:47Um
08:48Yes please
08:48I'll let you get some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:55Wait, what you eating?
08:58I saw these bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03Alright, I wanted water but fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
09:08No
09:08What is wrong?
09:10What is wrong?
09:11No, no, no
09:11That is really neat
09:11Who have you dated like?
09:12I'm actually never dating one who does it
09:13Because I'm like I can't cope with that
09:15I feel like people judge me
09:16Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:20Erm
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:25Fuckboy, not gonna lie
09:29Do you want I slowly instead?
09:31No thank you
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then? What's Ireland? Is that just like yeah? Yeah? Aye? Aye? What else is there? I'm
09:44trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the sink? What would you call that in the kitchen? Like see that bit
09:47where the sink is? See there?
09:51What? What? Like that? Oh what the bit in the middle? It's an island? No! Like just the full hing?
09:59What is that to you? Like a countertop? It's a kitchen? I don't know it's a…
10:04What would you call it? Like…
10:06Oh go put that on the…
10:09Counter? Yeah, counter, yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:11A bunker? Aye
10:14Aye
10:14Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please
10:18Yes, fine
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need? Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:27For what? Water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No, I'm rinsing it
10:35They're used a filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie, about 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous, you could be like, no, not in a bad way
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy
11:05What?
11:06You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that, you have no idea, that's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song
11:15Not maybe
11:15It should have been Maneater
11:16Yeah
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a
11:29Is it fuck?
11:31No
11:31What?
11:32It's bad
11:33It's whatever fault
11:33Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling, are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is, this is lost on me
11:45Brilliant
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous
11:48No
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57No
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes, that's what it means
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06But close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know
12:24That's hard
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's hard choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay, okay
12:48Alright
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is feeling like that
12:56She doesn't actually say that though
12:57Like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram
12:59No, no
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island?
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28Aha
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You
13:32Me
13:33Me
13:33Me
13:34Wherever about this is that though
13:36I am a female
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay, I'm down
13:39It's not down, it's south
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah, we're about that
13:43I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one
13:52How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moe way
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:58Yeah, I think we are
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junctions, my way don't end
14:07Where does the more we start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire's North East
14:14Yeah, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it up
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay, carry on
14:24Right, London's in there
14:24This is London
14:26Where is it? Like, just north of London?
14:28North, what is it? North East?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Right, okay, just simple, simple wording
14:35So it's north of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent
14:39No? Yes
14:40So you go round the M25
14:42Now he's talking
14:43Like, er, you go wrap it around
14:45Yes, you go round the M25
14:47Ding, ding
14:47Are you actually understanding this, or is it going
14:49No, no, no, I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah
14:53Do you drive to...
14:55We're like that?
14:55I've not got a clue
14:56I drive in Scotland, I'm free
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive, like normal
15:08No
15:09You drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England, right?
15:13Oh my God
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:19We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked
15:29I've never been asked
15:30It's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time
15:45But I'm actually like
15:46Ah, ran out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What
15:51Opie
15:52Like
16:07Cheek
16:07Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three, I believe in cheese
16:21Can you stop, please
16:24No, my G
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again, and again
16:45And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck on water
16:53Like a duck on water
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat
17:02Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:14Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all
17:20I'm going to be
17:21Unz unz all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Unz unz unz
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again
17:26Opie is different
17:27Opie is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek
17:30I'm like an onion
17:31Opie is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie is onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie but you
17:44do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport but
17:56not inside the villa
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done Opie
18:11Fiona
18:15Donkey
18:16So what am I Shrek? Is that what?
18:19Well you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad
18:21Lord Farquaad
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:33Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series
19:07Phone roulette
19:10One by one our Islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:12Hello Renzo
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an Islander of your choice
19:26Suck the toes!
19:27Suck the toes!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samuraj!
19:38Samuraj!
19:39Oh here we go
19:40Okay
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the Islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh no I'm scared
20:00You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:06Yeah!
20:07Yay!
20:08I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh!
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola I think Sam and Lola could be
20:40A little vibe going on yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with I think she should be with George
20:47Oh!
20:49Because she likes George
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Do you miss him?
20:56I like Robin so
20:57Yeah!
20:59Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:07Ding ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:13That's a good one
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:18Do you have a three-way kiss? Do you wish?
21:21Yeah!
21:24Right
21:24Ha ha ha ha ha
21:29Woooo!
21:33Woooo!
21:33You run!
21:35You can just do it here if you want
21:36Oh do it here look
21:38Woooo!
21:38Woooo!
21:39Woooo!
21:40Woooo!
21:41Woooo!
21:42Go on 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Woooo!
21:46Woooo!
21:48Woooo!
21:48You don't love from us
21:50I saw the other movie man
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh it's a great kisser matey
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie
21:56Ha ha ha ha
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth
22:07You'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge
22:09But apparently not
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:13No
22:14No, not normally
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally
22:17Hands up for toe sucking
22:19Oh
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought
22:22I love it being done to me
22:24Really?
22:25Oh that's so hot
22:26It sucks
22:27I've never really like let someone suck me toes
22:30That's hot
22:30That's hot
22:30I don't think it's very nice babe
22:32Wait Jasmine
22:33What do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well it's nice in like sexual situations
22:38It's not nice as on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon
22:43Tuesday afternoon
22:43Where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked
22:46Well Lorenzo would be a pro now so
22:49Not after that performance though
22:52You can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah
22:55Maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want
23:03Whatever you want
23:04All of it
23:04Right
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet
23:11I just don't
23:12Think that
23:13I just don't think much of feet
23:15I like a nice foot
23:17But I won't be like
23:18Oh yeah
23:19That's a good foot
23:20Mmm
23:20I can say I'm more about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say
23:25Like I'm supposed to know
23:27Yeah skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands
23:35But my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:47And that a latte is a Love Island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's me
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup
24:08Two, please
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious really
24:16Means you have you know
24:17You might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that
24:26Try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:34Mmm
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:44Don't be fussy
24:46Don't be fussy
24:46I'm not
24:47I'm going to just be carrying it on it
24:49Don't be fussy
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing
24:50Like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:54Because I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow
24:58It's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not going to happen by the way
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie
25:09I'll have a double shot
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on
25:24If you look at anything
25:26Your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:30Are you flailing with me?
25:32No
25:32Well if you want to take it that way grand
25:36But I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like look at anything
25:38And imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like
25:41Look at the net
25:41Look at the pillow
25:42And knows exactly what it'll feel like
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah it actually is
25:49To be fair that's a fun fact
25:51Never knew that
25:51Right
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Okay ready
26:25Ticka tum tum tum, Tika tum tum
26:28Tikka tum tum
26:29Tikka tum tum
26:30T viens
26:31T neither
26:48That's me on the debt rate
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the down with dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact
27:19All right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my God, a period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53That's a bit fair.
27:53You're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one,
28:04but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know,
28:08when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like,
28:10like psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like,
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look what I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:30Oh, my girl.
28:31Oh, my girl.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like,
28:39I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah,
28:41this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hard on there
28:45living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your big chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like,
28:51hey, everyone.
28:51Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books
28:59and I'm not going to lie,
29:00don't read.
29:01Then you came over here,
29:02you're like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel
29:05of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about
29:09foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking a time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature
29:14is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip
29:16to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums
29:19and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book
29:26during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here
29:30to avoid the book conversation
29:32and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going
29:34to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking
29:36that this is not
29:36the under the covers actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser
29:46but that doesn't mean
29:47she knows whereabouts
29:48in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to
29:51teach me some slanking
29:52how serious
29:53because when we go out
29:54and I come down
29:54and we have to go out
29:56then we're going to have to go out.
29:58Scott wants up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then, you come on right down.
30:10Well, when I come down...
30:13Up!
30:17When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:20You're fine, it's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me...
30:45But...
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:56And then...
30:57And then...
30:58Woo!
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:11Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're upsetting me.
31:17Okay.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the one.
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Good to see you.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:08Doirito hot sauce.
33:09Hey.
33:16You're welcome.
33:19Ah, what is the best?
33:20Oh you're welcome.
33:22Good god.
33:22Goodماست生ge Claus is wood.
33:22GoodThis world for little future twbers.
33:24They are welcome, too.
33:25They're really welcome, too.
33:26You can really find a semantic?".
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42I love you, you're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her.
34:44No, I don't know her.
34:46I wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shell Lied by Shell Lied.
34:53We did re-enact him.
34:59Do you want to do it?
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:14I'm going to sing Shell...
35:24I'm going to sing Shell...
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay.
35:27I'm going to sing Shell Lied by Shell Lied.
35:34This is like Year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you'll sing.
35:38Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, was it me?
35:48Was it me?
35:49Was it fucking one of you?
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11What's that funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:22Oh you've just put your hand in there!
38:25Alright!
38:26Listen!
38:26That's the least of my problems right now!
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade!
38:35Fuck off!
38:37Yeah!
38:37At last the title that Opie hasn't mastered!
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that Aiden what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bait!
38:54That looks good!
38:55Go on Ramsay!
38:56Don't it!
38:57Smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine or yours?
38:59You're right!
39:00You're right!
39:05You're right!
39:09You've just been robbed!
39:11You've just been robbed mate!
39:12I know!
39:13It's alright, I'll make another one!
39:14Hang on to her!
39:15Oh it's a bit soggy on that!
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom!
39:20Don't moan babe!
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy!
39:24Bring it back here then!
39:26Sorry Aiden it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast!
39:31I want to give the garden!
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh my god!
39:35Come on!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced you!
39:43That's so good!
39:45I've got full on chibbers!
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would!
39:50She would?
39:51Yes she would!
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world!
40:05Yeah!
40:07Incredible from her!
40:11He's an amazing mum!
40:13Well this is a Love Island first!
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along!
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No I don't think it's funny you know.
40:38Well that's what you were wrong Jasmine. It was funny.
40:42First everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke Samraj, I told you this was funny!
41:02The games have begun!
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:18Lovely innit?
41:19Sorry what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan you have a K, it's different innit?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan yeah.
41:24That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:33Fifty, fifty innit?
41:34Fifty, fifty.
41:35I was going to say close enough but it's male laugh.
41:38I'm a model darling, I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:50Yeah I need to put this down, I actually can't see.
41:52I've been fine.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down because I'm scrittling that out and all night.
41:57Yeah I was going to say you don't want that in your drink.
42:00What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:07Pffft.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for...
42:19Peter Bonanza!
42:22I asked our founders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks which I'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So this one bends a lot worse than this one but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:14I think having abs is the party trick so...
43:20Eh.
43:24Eh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oops.
43:33Looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10So I've got...
44:10Is that one a rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach up in Edinburgh!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I would be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we go!
44:47It's that time we go!
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:56We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:32Bye!
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