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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 17
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00:00Tonight!
00:01I'm a sucker for a hand kiss. Wow!
00:04PK gets a stiff talking to.
00:07You were in there with that shlong, throwing it around left, right and centre.
00:11Killeen has a wobble.
00:12We get on really well, but there's just something not there.
00:16And the professor faces some hard truths.
00:19I think that attraction is not there yet.
00:22As our celebs.
00:23What are you looking for?
00:24I'm looking for you.
00:26Yo!
00:26Do I look like someone that's not chosen?
00:28You just watch shenanigans.
00:29Dating!
00:30I don't know if I'm over for my arse.
00:41Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, a hospital for high-profile heartache.
00:45And while most of Cupid's warriors have already clocked in,
00:48last to arrive is Anna, who for some reason has come dressed as that phone box behind her.
00:56Oh, hello, love.
00:57I love the colour on you.
01:00Very bright.
01:01You know what they say, red on the thigh catches the expert's eye.
01:03Who's that?
01:05That's it.
01:06Oh!
01:07Intercepted.
01:07You saw that reflex.
01:10Intercepted.
01:11You saw that reflex.
01:27Intercepted.
01:27I think energy and zest is very good today, because we've got Trio.
01:31We've got Colleen, we've got Lucinda, and we've got PK.
01:35Oh, my goodness.
01:36It's quite a busy day.
01:37Busy day.
01:38Okay.
01:38So I'm going to love you and leave you.
01:40Lovely, lovely.
01:41We'll leave you with that thought of Mr. B playing American football.
01:44Busy day ahead!
01:45Yes!
01:46PK.
01:47Mm.
01:48PK.
01:49I mean, what a naughty boy.
01:51The guy can't date.
01:52And when I told him that his dating sucked, he was not best pleased.
01:55And then, uh, Lucinda's coming in.
01:57Oh, my gosh!
01:59Lucinda!
02:00Double rejection.
02:01Shocking.
02:01Can I just say, that was about as bad as it can go in a mixer.
02:05Yeah.
02:08Well, after a day to recover, this priestess of positivity is putting on a brave face,
02:13as she powers back in with all the optimism of a human highlighter set loose on a to-do list.
02:20Hello, celebrity dating agency.
02:22Oh, I've missed you!
02:24Come in.
02:26Got to hold on to me.
02:28News decision.
02:30News decision.
02:33And it's straight up to check in with the love gurus.
02:37What the frick went on with Lucinda at that Stixer?
02:41Gosh, you know, at least you need some girl cheerleading today.
02:44We are going to do that.
02:45We are professional cheerleaders.
02:47So professional, you forgot it was dressing high-vis day.
02:51Hello, come in.
02:52Come on in, beautiful.
02:54Hi.
02:54Hi.
02:55Gorgeous ladies.
02:56So ready for you.
02:58At the latest Mixer, AKA Stixer, Lucinda was tasked to pick between lip-locking Viking
03:03Damo and Zen spiritualist Anurag.
03:06This is a lot of pressure.
03:08But after sensing hesitation from Damo.
03:11I don't know what to change.
03:13I'm going to be random and just say another date with Anurag.
03:19You are an amazing person.
03:20We had an amazing time.
03:23I would respectfully decline.
03:26She then received a double helping of sour pie from the Viking.
03:30I also chose to not go on another date.
03:32Yucko!
03:34Girl powwow.
03:35Girl powwow.
03:36Girl powwow.
03:36We really, really, really bloody felt for you that that sticks a hun.
03:41Like...
03:41The double rejection.
03:42I mean, what happened?
03:44Look, I mean, I'm a big girl.
03:45I can handle it.
03:47I know.
03:47But I did have a moment where I wanted to burst into tears as you could see.
03:51Well, talk us through that.
03:54I could see when he came down that Damo's energy had really shifted.
03:59He wasn't sort of taking my eye easily and there wasn't sort of much warmth or something.
04:05And when Anurag pitched with such passion, I thought, well, I'll choose you because, of course, every woman wants to
04:13be claimed.
04:14I really, truly wanted to be swallowed into a hole at this point.
04:18It was so awkward.
04:20And in a way, I felt actually quite relieved because, truly, they weren't a great alignment for me anyway.
04:27But I absolutely wish them both well.
04:30So, onwards and upwards.
04:31Love this.
04:32I will never give up on love.
04:34And I had an astrology reading last week.
04:38Tell us.
04:39And she's like, you're in the bracket.
04:42You're in the momentum the next six to eight months of meeting somebody special.
04:47And I'm just so grateful for this incredible blessing and experience.
04:51Yeah.
04:51And exactly that.
04:52Hold on to all these experiences.
04:54And even, you know, you know exactly, you know, there are teachings in everything we do.
04:59After the Stixer, I was really expecting Lucinda's confidence to be knocked.
05:03But actually, she is looking forward and she is ready.
05:06She has such a positive outlook on life.
05:08And I'm really, really impressed.
05:10Yeah.
05:10It is a numbers game.
05:11Yeah, it is.
05:12And who cares if you do get rejected?
05:14No, you know, this is exposure therapy.
05:15Yeah.
05:16It's through and through.
05:18You are afraid of spiders.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Here are the spiders.
05:20Like, you are, you know, afraid of getting rejected on one-on-one.
05:23Here's a group of people for you to reject and to be rejected.
05:27It's exposure therapy.
05:28Well, in that case, I must have had more therapy than a boy band on a reunion tour.
05:36Arriving next downstairs for his first reunion with the agents since his Stixer scolding
05:40from Anna, it's PK.
05:42Let's hope he likes a taste of humble pie.
05:45Humble.
05:47Come in, dude.
05:59Hello, hello, hello.
06:01Oh, she called Marine Bleu.
06:02Marine Bleu.
06:04Oui, c'est ça.
06:05C'est bien.
06:06C'est bien.
06:06C'est merveilleux.
06:08C'est merveilleux.
06:10Exactement.
06:11Am I watching this on Canal Plus?
06:12Oh, très bien.
06:15Très bien.
06:16À chantée.
06:17Oh, I didn't know that you spoke it.
06:20Yeah, I dabbled into the French.
06:23Polyglot known.
06:25PK.
06:26Poly what?
06:27My thoughts exactly.
06:28Polyglot known.
06:29PK.
06:31What does that mean?
06:32I'm just thinking what PK could be.
06:34Perfectly kissable.
06:36Privately knowable.
06:38Yes, privately knowable.
06:40Perpetually kind.
06:42Sorry to be boring Bobby, but as much as I'd like it to stand for professional nobber,
06:47it's just the initials of his former name, Percy Kianga Benny.
06:50Possibly kinky?
06:52Yeah, I'm a bit of a madman.
06:54And I feel like the agents are finding that out and they don't like it.
06:58Don't hate the play or hate the game.
07:00I would take it as a gold-plated compliment, PK,
07:06because they must have seen something magical in you
07:08that makes them want to exhibit a bit of tough love.
07:11Yeah, I'd rather stay here than go up.
07:14I'll be honest with you.
07:15Well, you can't go up yet anyway because Lulu's about to find out who she's dating next.
07:19Uh-huh.
07:20So would you like your favourite sisters to serve you up another hunkatron?
07:25Absolutely.
07:27Please see.
07:27My heart's beating.
07:28Ollie!
07:30He looks divine.
07:31He's a property investor from Sussex.
07:34He's 49.
07:36Sussex, did you say?
07:37Sussex.
07:38Yeah.
07:38That's my favourite part, by the way.
07:40Yeah.
07:40Well, it's a good job he's not from Cockermouth then, as the doctor might spontaneously combust.
07:45He is 49.
07:46Good age.
07:47He's 6'2".
07:48Great height.
07:49Yeah.
07:49And an Aries.
07:50Fantastic star sign.
07:52Oli, oli, oli, oli.
07:53Oik, oik, oik.
07:54Steady on Lucinda.
07:55It's an afternoon date, not an Addy Pally dance final.
07:58Oi, oi, oi, oli.
07:59I mean, we are quietly confident on this.
08:01Yes.
08:02You know, I really live by the motto always that the best is yet to come.
08:05Mm-hmm.
08:06Well, have the best day.
08:07I'm going to.
08:08And flirt.
08:09Don't forget to flirt.
08:10Yes.
08:11I know I need to get on your flirting tips.
08:14Bye, darling.
08:15Have the best day.
08:15You too.
08:16You have the best day.
08:17Bye, Gorge.
08:18I think we got her back.
08:19She has worked so much on herself that she can bounce back like that.
08:24Very, very good.
08:25And it's evident that she's all refreshed in a new frame of mind
08:29and is ready to take on more dating.
08:31And that's all we can ask for here at the agency.
08:35So as Lucinda leaves pumped for her date this afternoon with Oli,
08:41PK's bracing himself for a pump in from the agents
08:43as he makes his way up to see the teachers for the first time
08:47since his sticks are schooling.
08:49Uh-oh.
08:49You've got headmaster Brunton instead of Tara.
08:52Good luck, mate.
08:53Oh.
08:54PK.
08:55PK.
08:56Is he immature or irresponsible?
08:59If he wants a long-term relationship,
09:01if he is, I'm thinking, actually,
09:01I want to kind of change it up a little bit now
09:04to less shagging, more actually intentional dating,
09:06he is so not even there yet.
09:11Come in.
09:13Hello, hello, hello.
09:15At the sticks up, PK went into full pick-and-mix mode,
09:18sampling everything on offer.
09:20I feel like you know what you want.
09:21Yeah, I know I want you.
09:23I know.
09:23Do you know?
09:25You're a vibe, but you're lively.
09:27I feel like you're keeping me on my toes.
09:28You might even cheat on me, though.
09:31Which sent Anna into a full sweet shop shutdown.
09:34You think you're a great dater.
09:36I hate to say it, you're a terrible dater.
09:40Prompting PK to finally pick his prize.
09:44Joel.
09:46How do you feel about coming in today?
09:51Erm...
09:52I'm a bit nervous.
09:53I'm always nervous to come in.
09:55So, what about the mixer made you nervous to come in here?
10:00She's right next to you, Paul.
10:02Obviously, I know I was flirting with everyone.
10:04Very, like, sexual conversations.
10:07Like, I was...
10:08I was doing, what I say, that thing.
10:11I was doing that thing hard.
10:12The kindest way I was throwing my cock about.
10:15Steady on PK.
10:16Ladies present.
10:17You were in there with that schlong
10:19and you were just...
10:20Yeah, flinging.
10:21..throwing it around, left, right and centre.
10:23Ah, OK, I take it back.
10:25As you were.
10:25And, yeah, at times it felt uncomfortable.
10:29It felt like you were fishing for the roster.
10:34Like, you said you won a relationship when you came in here,
10:37you were looking to find love.
10:38But that display in the sixer
10:41is not the behaviour of somebody
10:45that is going to get long-term love.
10:46That was just someone going around a room chatting to girls.
10:49Ooh!
10:49On a positive note, though, PK,
10:51at least Paul's not gone in on you yet.
10:53How do you define respect?
10:55Oh, shit.
10:56Ooh, that's the...
10:57That's the difficult one.
10:59Respect...
11:02I feel like respect is dealing with someone
11:04the way you want to be dealt with.
11:08Respect is when you honour somebody's dignity,
11:10when you honour their boundaries,
11:12when you honour their feelings.
11:15When you are on those dates,
11:18what I saw was not honouring their feelings.
11:22The fact that they all said they felt
11:25like you were going to choose them,
11:27they were the most special person,
11:28that means that their feelings were not respected.
11:35If everyone feels like they're chosen,
11:38no one's really chosen.
11:42Well, this is all very awkward.
11:44Quick, Hannah, say schlong again.
11:54Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
11:56where PK's just been given a PB pasting
11:58for a lack of respect shown to his date at the Stixer.
12:02If everyone feels like they're chosen,
12:05no one's really chosen.
12:07You know what I mean?
12:10I'm not choosing any of them per se.
12:12Like, I'm saying some stuff,
12:13but it's very light-hearted stuff.
12:16Mm-hmm.
12:16So, I feel like there is that level of respect,
12:19because my tone is very jokey.
12:21Right.
12:22But what you just said is that's a throwaway line.
12:24Yeah.
12:24You're saying it's a joke.
12:25So, what I'm saying is that, like,
12:28why should it all be throwaway?
12:29Mm-hmm.
12:29You had a tension across the board,
12:32but we're looking for an intention.
12:34And that's the small bit that I think,
12:36if you tweak, you become a better dater.
12:40When I have these conversations, it's good,
12:42but once I leave the room, it goes...
12:45Okay.
12:46It's gone.
12:47Unlearning habits and creating new habits takes time.
12:51Every time I come to this agency, Blaze,
12:53I'm getting roasted.
12:54I'm getting blasted.
12:56And I feel like,
12:57if my ways are what are causing havoc into my love life,
13:00then I'm willing to change it.
13:01Because Joan's a pretty girl.
13:03She's a lovely girl.
13:04Everything about her is amazing.
13:06What do you remember about Joan?
13:08I just remember that she was just like a ray of sunshine.
13:11Like, she was, like, just a big character,
13:13big personality.
13:15Mm-hmm.
13:15And just someone that I probably have a lot of fun with.
13:18What can you change about your behavior on this date with Joan,
13:23based on what you've learned so far at the agency?
13:25I think cutting out all, like, the sexual stuff,
13:31I think that's a good start.
13:33Actually asking her questions that I want to know about her.
13:36That is great.
13:39We're excited.
13:40Very.
13:41Very.
13:42Very excited.
13:45Bye, darling. Have fun.
13:47One thing's for sure.
13:49There's something about him, and I do like him.
13:52Hopefully we'll get him to a point of confirmed trust,
13:54where he can actually trust fully the process,
13:58open up, and that's where we're going to see change.
14:01Say what you like about Paul,
14:02but you've got to admire the man's optimism.
14:09Which is lucky,
14:10cos next in is our famously hard-to-please loose lady, Colleen.
14:14Primed for a post-date powwow with the love doctors.
14:17After a second date with spiritual suitor, Mike.
14:22Hello, celebrity dating agency.
14:25Hi, it's Colleen.
14:26Colleen.
14:26Oh, Colleen, Colleen. Come in.
14:30What?
14:31Find ya.
14:34To be real.
14:35Real, real, real.
14:40Come in.
14:41Oh, about time to.
14:44Where the bloody hell have you been?
14:46My goodness, what a sight for sore eyes.
14:51Reunited at long last with my favourite sibling, Songstress.
14:56Dear Colleen has had her nose to the grindstone on an extensive tour,
15:01but now I get to bury mine deep into her particulars.
15:05Do you have dressing room rituals?
15:07Cos every dressing room I've ever had, I've always had a peace lily.
15:10It's sort of very pleasing to the retinas, but it also cleans...
15:14I love you!
15:15...cleans the air, you know, at the same point.
15:16I think I might have you as my dressing room thing to make me feel good before I go on.
15:21You know, Gertrude Lawrence used to fill her dressing room with trees.
15:24Really?
15:24My ride is a pack of four Cronenberg and a cream egg.
15:27Trees?
15:28Why?
15:29Well, I think she thought that when she was on Broadway,
15:31she was so far away from the countryside, which she loved,
15:34she'd bring it into her dressing room.
15:36Well, I might start bringing my goats.
15:37Bit harsh, but I'm sure Janet Street Porter and Denise Welch have been called worse.
15:42Another tragic loss, so it doesn't take long till you're under my skin.
15:48And from farmyard animals to fancy ones next.
15:51As fluttering across town, Queen of Cosmic Confidence Lucinda is about to meet her next match.
15:56Property developer Ollie at a butterfly sanctuary.
16:00Cos nothing says romance like a contained swarm of flying insects.
16:04Enjoy!
16:04Do you know what, I'm really excited about Ollie,
16:07but I have to say I'm more excited about the butterflies at this point.
16:10No pressure, Ollie.
16:12My usual type is definitely something that's quite spiritual.
16:16Tick.
16:16Quite bubbly.
16:17Double tick.
16:18I am intrigued, excited.
16:20I'm hoping for some fun.
16:22I hope that I fancy the pants off him.
16:24I hope there's a bit of chemistry and I hope that there's butterflies in my stomach.
16:31Oh God, she's not going to eat them, is she?
16:33Hi.
16:34How are you, Cyndra?
16:35Hi, Ollie.
16:36You're a hugger?
16:36I'm a hugger.
16:37I'm a hugger too.
16:38Hey.
16:39Big hugger.
16:39How are you?
16:40Good to meet you.
16:42And you?
16:43I am so excited about the butterflies.
16:46So am I, generally actually really excited.
16:47Same.
16:48Just chuck me in nature and I'm good to go.
16:50And butterflies are the sweetest thing.
16:52There's something quite sort of spiritual, the transformation isn't there?
16:56Yes.
16:57Should we go in?
16:58Let's.
16:59Yes, Ollie.
17:00Yes, Ollie.
17:00Spirituality chats surrounded by nature.
17:02This is all Lucinda's dreams coming true at once.
17:05New knickers, please.
17:06I reckon one's going to land on you.
17:08Yeah.
17:09What will happen?
17:10If it does.
17:11Just enjoy it.
17:11That means something magical.
17:13Yeah.
17:13If you call catching subtropical dengue fever magical, then sure.
17:17You're a yes to the adventure man.
17:19And then regret saying yes, but it's too late because I'm in it.
17:23Okay.
17:23Well, sometimes that's part of the adventure.
17:26Well, it's an adventure with an adventure.
17:28Yeah.
17:28A bit like this really.
17:29It's a butterfly house, not Jurassic Park mate.
17:31First impressions of Ollie.
17:33Gorgeous guy, but in the profile it said he was six foot two.
17:38Maybe it's my heels, but I don't think he's six foot two.
17:42Okay.
17:43So shorter than expected.
17:44What else you got in your locker, Ollie?
17:46What's that theory again?
17:47The butterfly thing.
17:48What if you're a studier of butterflies?
17:49That would be called a lepid.
17:52Completely forgotten now.
17:53I'd looked it up on the internet.
17:55And I was going to pretend to you that I was a lepy top diametist,
17:59but I can't even say the name.
18:01So it looks like we can cross six foot two and lepy the thingamajiggy jiggy
18:05off his agency buyer.
18:11Meanwhile, back at the agency, Colleen's emerged from Tom's cocoon
18:15to make her way up to filling the top dogs on her latest date
18:18with Silver Fox Mike.
18:20Come on in.
18:23Hello.
18:24Hey there, Colleen.
18:24Queen Colleen is back.
18:26After skipping the smorgasbord of potential suitors at the Styxa,
18:30Colleen stuck with seasoned charmer Mike
18:32and promptly embarked on a second date.
18:34You're looking more stunning each time I see you.
18:37Stop.
18:38And despite a flurry of flanter from a vintage Romeo.
18:41You've got amazing eyes.
18:42How many times?
18:43You've never been told that before, have you?
18:44At least six times by you.
18:46Do you kiss on second dates?
18:47She wasn't quite ready to sign off with a snog.
18:50No.
18:53OK, so, Mike.
18:56He's fabulous.
18:57We get on really well.
18:59We laughed and we talked about everything and he's really interesting and funny and,
19:04you know, he's attractive, but there's just something not there.
19:08Yeah.
19:08What else is left?
19:09What do you mean?
19:11Like, he said to me, do you kiss on the second date?
19:15OK.
19:15And I went, oh, God, no.
19:19No.
19:20No, I don't.
19:21And then I thought, I would.
19:22I would.
19:23If I fancied you, I would.
19:24I'd kiss on the first date if I fancied you.
19:26OK.
19:27So I just don't think physically, it's just not happening for me at the moment.
19:30And I went home and, like, said to my family, because they were like, what was he like?
19:33And I put all the negatives there.
19:35Oh.
19:36Well, he lives four hours away.
19:38He does this and he does that.
19:39And they're more like, well, that doesn't matter, you know?
19:41And I just thought, no, I know it wouldn't matter.
19:43If I felt it, I wouldn't care if he was eight hours away.
19:48I would say, don't put this much pressure on yourself.
19:52Mm-hmm.
19:53I say, you know what, Colin?
19:55Chill out.
19:56Yeah.
19:56Like, for real, chill out.
19:58Just relax.
19:59There still is time for you to date lots of people in here.
20:02Mike, it sounds like you had a great date.
20:05He's so nice.
20:06And we did have it.
20:07There's nothing I can say wrong about him.
20:09Really?
20:09Really.
20:09So we're going to look at his feedback.
20:11You want to hear this?
20:12How he describes you?
20:13Very down-to-earth and easygoing.
20:16Wonderful company.
20:18And very attractive.
20:20Oh.
20:21Look at that.
20:2210 out of 10.
20:23Mm-hmm.
20:23He said, I really would love to meet her again.
20:26The sooner, the better.
20:27Oh.
20:29He...
20:2910-10.
20:30He made me feel fabulous.
20:33Mike's feedback couldn't have been any nicer.
20:36It was so lovely.
20:37And therefore, you know, to me, he does deserve for me to give him another chance.
20:41And maybe I deserve to give myself a chance for someone to treat me as kindly as he seems
20:47to be doing.
20:48You know, on paper, as far as a person goes, Mike, is it really?
20:53On paper, as far as what I would write down of what my type was, he isn't it?
20:58Yeah.
20:59As in physical attributes.
21:02But then you've just got to work out what's just the most important bit.
21:05Maybe invite him over to your farm.
21:10Because you said, you know, dating in the limelight, it's a lot.
21:13A lot of pressure.
21:14Maybe take the pressure off by being where you feel very comfortable and, you know, yourself.
21:20Mm-hmm.
21:20Maybe there's more chemistry when you observe him in your space.
21:24Let's do it.
21:25I think taking Mike to home turf is a great idea.
21:28Colleen has so many phenomenal things to say about him, but she puts so much pressure on
21:32herself that it extinguishes any embers before the fire gets going.
21:36And I have the perfect plan to put her at ease.
21:40You definitely should bring along people that you know that you feel safe with.
21:45Mm-hmm.
21:46Right.
21:47And I know that you and David.
21:50Oh, yeah.
21:51Seem to be very close.
21:54Yeah, we get on so well.
21:54I mean, I'm close to all of them, but yeah, David.
21:56Yeah.
21:57See if he has to come.
21:58Maybe David could bring his partner.
22:00Oh, yeah.
22:01With Anthony.
22:02I think this is like the perfect third date.
22:05Yeah, I do.
22:06This is your moment to see, does attraction move up?
22:12I hope it does.
22:13Yeah.
22:13I hope it does, too.
22:14And if it goes up even a little bit, it is worth exploring.
22:17Mm-hmm.
22:18Great idea.
22:19Yes.
22:19And I'm looking forward to it.
22:20The head, the heart, and the vag alignment.
22:22Ah, the Holy Trinity.
22:24Oh, you're going to have a great time.
22:25Love you, Colleen.
22:26Bye.
22:26Stay dirty.
22:27Bye-bye.
22:28Stay dirty.
22:29Always.
22:29I'm trying.
22:31I'm trying.
22:32That was lovely.
22:33That was really, really nice to see her, like, laughing, smiling.
22:36I think she still needs to work on the negative self-talk part.
22:40Yes.
22:41But I think she has come a long way from our first day with her.
22:44Oh, my goodness.
22:45Hasn't she?
22:45So, as Colleen heads off to align her head, heart, and vag on the farm, back at the winged
22:51wonderland, despite falling short of his six-foot-two sales pitch, Ollie's managing to hang in
22:56there where it counts with Lucinda. Butterfly banter.
23:00So, what did you make of that?
23:02I enjoyed that.
23:03Very relaxing in a butterfly farm.
23:05How do you feel?
23:06I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm an expert at all.
23:09You did earlier.
23:10But they are fascinating as in the animal kingdom.
23:13Yeah.
23:13To go from the whole metamorphosis and the cliché sort of connection to spirituality, shall we say.
23:21Do they sell tequila shots at butterfly sanctuaries?
23:23This day could do it, what?
23:24What the caterpillar represents of, you know, the challenges on our journey and then the
23:30chrysalis and then this sort of freedom.
23:33No idea what he's talking about and it's boring as fuck.
23:35But keep it up, Ollie.
23:36Lucinda looks keen.
23:38I think as humans we have many chrysalis moments, don't we?
23:41We definitely do.
23:42You do have quite a relaxed zen energy.
23:45Thank you very much.
23:46That's a good testament to you.
23:47You know what, Ollie's starting to grow on me.
23:50And I do like his depth, our conversation.
23:54And I reckon that the agents have done a pretty good job.
23:57I'm an ocean swimmer.
23:59I'm in utmost mornings if I'm in Australia.
24:02We've got a group called the Dodgy Dunkers.
24:04You wouldn't want to see my Dodgy Dunkers in a pair of Speedos.
24:07But it's like 7am.
24:08All year round.
24:09All year round.
24:10This will be right up Nature Boy's strata.
24:12No.
24:13I'm laughing because I have a terrible relationship with water.
24:16Oh, you don't like the ocean?
24:17No, I actually have a long-term fear of being in water.
24:23Oh, bollocks.
24:25You've got a phobia.
24:26Yeah.
24:27God, I can even feel it now, yeah.
24:29Wow.
24:29It's just connecting to that.
24:31Some people will say anything to get out of joining the Dodgy Dunkers.
24:49Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where after a series of setbacks, Olly somehow seems to still be winging it
24:54at the Butterfly Farm with Lucinda.
24:56What are you looking for?
24:59Well, I'm looking for you.
25:02No, genuinely, what are you looking for?
25:04Come on, Olly.
25:05Send some spiritual positivity up to the dating gods.
25:08To answer your...
25:09I mean, you couldn't script it, could you?
25:12Bloody hell, it worked.
25:16And I was about to say the word...
25:19Connection.
25:22Wow.
25:23I've actually got shivers.
25:24I mean, that is a compliment.
25:26That is a sign is what that is, Olly.
25:28Now all you need is a bird to shit on your head and she'll be putting your hands.
25:31That is beautiful.
25:34Hello.
25:35Has Olly's cosmic critter turned the tide for Lucinda?
25:39Um, so what...
25:42What's the matter, Lou?
25:43Has the chakra got your tongue?
25:45Yeah, what are you vibing?
25:46What do you...
25:47Would you like to go out and...
25:49I...
25:52Would love to meet up with you again.
25:53Would you?
25:54Yeah.
25:55Yes, Lulu!
25:57The butterflies, I think they've all gone to sleep.
25:59Lazy butterfly bastards.
26:00Let's...
26:01We should probably get out of here.
26:02Let's go.
26:03Let's go.
26:04Let's do it.
26:09Well, that was so fun.
26:10It's been amazing.
26:11I loved it.
26:12Good.
26:14I feel like we've got lots in common.
26:16We have.
26:17There's a lot of serendipitous crossovers.
26:19Theories, actually.
26:22So, well, I would love to continue the conversation if you're up for that.
26:25Yeah, I think I am up for that.
26:28Mwah.
26:28See ya.
26:30Whoop.
26:34There were little embers and flickers at the end.
26:37There was something that emerged between us that was a little bit sexier than what was happening through the date
26:44as we were getting to know each other.
26:46But I think it's got potential.
26:48The date was surprisingly enjoyable.
26:51So I was pleasantly very surprised.
26:52Yeah, I was definitely attracted to her.
26:54I'm curious.
26:54I do want to get to know anyone more.
26:57And I think I'm going to get my sexy on.
26:59So whilst Lucinda prepares to turn her sexy on.
27:03Cause you got the green light, green light.
27:05Yeah, you got the key right, key right.
27:07PK is arriving for his date with Joan with one clear mission.
27:11To turn his off.
27:13As he aims to think less of his schlong and more of his noggin.
27:17Joan is very charismatic.
27:20Very flirtatious.
27:21But the agents told me that I need to get to know Joan.
27:24So trying to get to know everything about her.
27:27Double D, 32 waist, size eight.
27:30Yeah, I think they were thinking more pets, pastimes and pizza toppings.
27:34If things go well, we can share saliva for sure.
27:38Obviously, I can't foresee the future.
27:40I'm not a carrot reader.
27:42Yeah, tricky things to read, carrots.
27:44I'm feeling really good about my date with PK.
27:47But I'm kind of going into it with an open mind, open heart.
27:52I don't know that man that well.
27:53So, yeah, we'll see how it goes.
27:56Keeping your expectations low, Joan.
27:58Sensible.
27:58Hello.
27:59Hello, hello, hello.
28:00How are you?
28:02Good to see you.
28:03I am.
28:03Good to see you too.
28:05Oh, not a gentleman.
28:06Gentleman.
28:07You know, I see it.
28:08I see it.
28:08I love it.
28:09Chivalry.
28:10Chivalry is not dead.
28:11He knew you was going to say that.
28:13He's a carrot reader.
28:14I'm trying to become a better dater.
28:17Okay.
28:18Like, apparently my, like, dating techniques are not great.
28:21Okay, run it for me.
28:23I'm more like the flirt.
28:25I like a flirt.
28:26Oh, God.
28:27But not like an over-sexual flirt.
28:30He can't get his head around that, can he?
28:32Right?
28:32Like, you actually know how to spit game.
28:35Yeah, nah, I'll make you feel it without doing too much.
28:37Okay.
28:39Joan's vibrant.
28:40And you see me, I'm a vibrant person.
28:42I go for vibrations.
28:44And her frequency is frequenting.
28:47Like, it's going mad.
28:48He better turn the dial to Classic FM before he does something he shouldn't.
28:51Eat, darling.
28:52You're gonna need all the energy.
28:53Bloody hell, PK.
28:54Can I please get the lamb shank?
28:56Yeah, thank you.
28:57No salad, no nothing.
28:58So no vegetables when you're eating?
28:59It comes with veggies.
29:01What veggies?
29:02It said it on there.
29:03I know it did.
29:04You don't be eating veggies?
29:06No, I eat veggies, for sure.
29:08That's...
29:08I don't look like this not eating veggies.
29:12There's no way.
29:14You see, now you're flirting with me.
29:15That's the point.
29:18Or to make me look.
29:20Yeah.
29:20But this is the thing.
29:21For instance, see how that was, like, casual.
29:24It makes you think about me more.
29:25It makes you think, like, wow, I should see her again.
29:28He's either learning a valuable lesson here
29:30or thinking about his carrot.
29:31I'll go with the latter.
29:32It ain't no fun in just looking and not touching.
29:35What is it?
29:35But that's on you.
29:36You gotta make me actually, like, wanna hang out and let you.
29:40You know what now, aren't you?
29:41No.
29:42Not yet?
29:42Not yet.
29:43Yes, Joan.
29:44She's got your number, mate, and she's dialing it in.
29:47I don't know if you're trustworthy.
29:49Do I look like someone that's not trustworthy?
29:51You just want shenanigans.
29:53Rumbled!
29:53Either that or she's up for one more at the Irish Bar later.
30:03Meanwhile, across town, deep think of Stephen's en route
30:05to a make-or-break fourth date with radio host Clara.
30:08After questioning his true feelings about her and the agency.
30:13I had a really difficult conversation at the agency.
30:17A lot came up.
30:18Everything seemed to be on track with Clara.
30:20I like you.
30:21I find you attractive.
30:23But it left Stephen confused.
30:25When she said she'd fancy me, why would I not like that?
30:28I believe her, but it made me feel uncomfortable
30:30and I wanna understand why.
30:32And the agents helped get to the crux of it.
30:34Are you carrying a lot of emotion around your current ex?
30:38Absolutely.
30:39There are times where I'm just like,
30:41could we not just fucking sort it out?
30:43And I just don't wanna spend my life surviving.
30:45I've done so much of that.
30:47No.
30:47I wanna find a way to thrive.
30:48You will.
30:49It takes time.
30:51Leaving a baffled Stephen with a big decision to make.
30:55It's just so weird, isn't it?
30:57It's like, I like her.
30:58I'm interested in her.
31:00I enjoy talking to her.
31:01But there hasn't been that thing.
31:05And so do we continue?
31:07Or do we leave it where it is?
31:09Don't ask me, mate.
31:10I'll just do the voiceover.
31:11Hey.
31:18Back at the restaurant, a sparring respectable date of PK
31:21is still hanging in there with no-nonsense Joan.
31:24Enjoy your meal, guys.
31:26Did you say you've been in London?
31:28Yeah, I've been in some people.
31:29And how'd you find it?
31:30It was okay.
31:32What's the difference?
31:33American men are just more, like, willing to approach overall.
31:37Yeah.
31:37Which I like.
31:39So you like men that are direct?
31:41I like a direct.
31:41I like somebody that uses his brain.
31:44Let me talk to you nicely, yeah.
31:46Wait, let me hear your criteria.
31:48Your checklist.
31:50Oh.
31:50I want to know these things.
31:51You do?
31:52Yeah.
31:52I like someone who's, like, passionate about something.
31:55Like, teach me something.
31:56Anything.
31:57Is it an anime?
31:58Sure.
31:58If it's geography, love that.
32:01If it's about plants, let's go for it.
32:03No, no, no.
32:04You can almost hear his brain buffering to think of a hobby that isn't shagging.
32:08I want you to be passionate about something.
32:12Joel knows what she wants.
32:13She knows what she likes.
32:15She's a smart girl.
32:16But I feel like the agent said, I need to get to know her.
32:20But let me just deep dive into her.
32:23When are you trying to have kids?
32:24Deep dive?
32:25That was a bloody reverse pike with full rotation.
32:28Sorry.
32:29I just...
32:29You know what it is?
32:30My brain thinks of things and then I just...
32:32I just say it.
32:33Your brain or your bell end.
32:35Okay.
32:35I would love to have kids whenever I am in a committed, long-term relationship with my husband.
32:43Oh, husband.
32:44So you got...
32:44I'm not trying to be nobody's baby mom.
32:46Like, this is my thing.
32:47If you feel confident enough to give me a human life, but you don't feel confident enough
32:52to spend your life with me, that doesn't make sense.
32:55I mean, you could have just asked her what her childhood was like.
32:57Favorite holiday, stuff like that.
32:59Either way, we might have finally met a woman capable of reining in our resident roaming Romeo.
33:08Back at the other end of town, after an emotional meeting with the agent still fresh in his mind,
33:13a conflicted Stevens arriving for his moment of truth with Clara.
33:17Hopefully, the driver whacked on some mellow magic to chill the prof out of it.
33:21I'm going to have a really open and honest conversation with Clara as I have the whole way through.
33:25And where that leads to, who knows?
33:27It's so tough because this needn't be that intense, but my brain loves to intensify things as it is,
33:33which is why I've always leant into the intense, and I've been trying not to, and yet here we are.
33:38Intense.
33:39Or is it?
33:40Well, that clears that up.
33:41Thanks, Steve.
33:48I think on tonight's date, we're just going to see how things go.
33:52It would be really nice if there was a little bit more getting closer and a little bit of kind
33:56of tactile touching.
33:57However, I'm going to leave that to Steven.
34:00I know that he wants to take things slowly, so I'm kind of allowing him to set the pace,
34:03which might mean that it never happens, but that's on him.
34:07Well, unless you want that pace to be 100 miles an hour running on the spot,
34:11you might need to give him a nudge.
34:12You all right?
34:14Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
34:15Yeah, I'm all right.
34:16A bit cold.
34:17It's all right.
34:18Nice to see you.
34:18Nice to see you too.
34:20Wow.
34:21Thankfully for Steven's blood pressure, they'll be embracing their zen as they attempt to build a terranium,
34:27which, to be honest, I've just had to Google and still don't have a fucking clue what it is.
34:30How do you fare with houseplants?
34:33I have kept some alive for quite a while.
34:34That's pretty good.
34:35So I have like three orchids that have been going for years.
34:37Hello.
34:38Welcome to the class.
34:39How are you doing?
34:39Good, thank you. How are you?
34:40Good evening. Yeah, welcome.
34:41So, yeah, we're here to make a terrarium tonight.
34:44Any ideas what a terrarium is?
34:45Something with the potential to make Steven even more awkward about this date?
34:49A glass jar with some little garden in it.
34:52Yeah, pretty close.
34:53It's a self-sustaining ecosystem.
34:55Don't look so puzzled, Steven. You're the professor of greenery.
34:59So what we're going to do tonight is going to show you all the steps to build your ever-first
35:03terrarium.
35:03At the end of the session, we're going to show you how to look after your terrarium as well.
35:08Sexy terrarium maintenance.
35:10That'll have them ripping each other's clothes off.
35:11Well, this isn't going to be easy, is it?
35:13I've got to somehow gain clarity over where Clara and I stand.
35:19And at the same time, I'm supposed to be building a fucking garden in a jar.
35:24I don't think I have the capacity for both.
35:29So, get yourself a good old handful.
35:31Mm-hm.
35:31Give it a squeeze.
35:33You'll see you've got some beautiful water coming out of there, rainwater.
35:36You might squirt each other by accident in the eye, so just be warned, OK?
35:41Blimey, I'm taking it all back.
35:42I think I'm getting the terrarium horn.
35:44Erm, this is a lovely moment to get fully connected to nature with the moss.
35:49Thank you, Dad.
35:50Enjoy, yeah, cool.
35:51Oh, God, now I'm fucking up the soil underneath.
35:53It's not that I want it to be perfect, but I, you know, given it is my first one, it
35:57needn't.
35:57It's a good job you don't want it to be black.
36:00I mean, this is all great soil-based banter, but when are they going to start talking about fancying each
36:04other again?
36:06Watch out, I'm about to squirt.
36:07Yes, Clara.
36:09Good work.
36:10Keep squirting.
36:17No issues with any mixed signals over with PK, as his no-nonsense date Joan's been reading straight through his
36:23thinly-veiled advances.
36:24But PK seems determined to discover if she really is immune to his charms, even if it means pissing off
36:31the agents again.
36:32So, if you saw me in a club right now, you used to, like, would you give me the look?
36:36I would look at you, I'll wait for you to come talk to me.
36:38Go and talk to me, I'm moving on.
36:40I'd be like, ooh, what are you drinking today?
36:42Like, I'm having a little bit of tequila.
36:43Ooh, we have physical contact, summon alert, pause pager, quick.
36:47Can you show me your friends?
36:48Yeah.
36:48I'd be like, ooh, that...
36:50Ah.
36:52Are your friends pretty?
36:53Did he just stop to perv on her hypothetical friends?
36:56He's committed to the cause, I'll give him that.
36:58And then I'll just be like, whisper in your ear, get a little vibe, girl.
37:03Give me a little sweet nothing, let me dance with you.
37:05Christ, he's falling for it.
37:06How the hell has he managed this?
37:08I might even catch a wine as well.
37:09You definitely would.
37:10I would?
37:11Yeah, for sure.
37:12You'll feel it, though.
37:13For sure.
37:15P.K., don't piss me off.
37:17I'm sorry.
37:18I'm, the dating coaches, I'm telling on you immediately.
37:21I wouldn't normally condone snitching, but I'll make an exception for P.K.
37:36Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
37:39We're back at the eco workshop.
37:40Tiny forest builder Stephen has yet to branch out into sharing his thoughts on whether he
37:45and Clara have a future together.
37:47Didn't you have a session with the experts?
37:50I did, yes.
37:51How was it?
37:51Intense.
37:53What did you talk about?
37:54I spoke to all the things that are great.
37:58I really enjoy talking to you.
38:00I think you're incredibly observant, aware, patient.
38:06And when I said, am I weird?
38:08Like, when you said to me that you find me attractive, I was like, I don't know.
38:14This is why I said, am I weird?
38:16Does it give you the ick?
38:17Um, it was all quite emotional.
38:21I came to the agency in search of something meaningful.
38:25And actually, what this process has shown me is that thus far, it ain't gonna be that easy.
38:31I am nowhere near ready, and it is not fair to Clara to drag this out.
38:37But there's so much confusion in me internally.
38:40Yeah, it's being sober, it's being a father, it's being quite recently single.
38:46Mm-hmm.
38:47And I'm like, I don't know my ass.
38:49There we go.
38:50Aw, Professor.
38:51Aw, Professor.
38:57One man who does know his way round an ass and a pair of legs, and also boobies, is relentless
39:02flirt, PK.
39:03But is Joan going to finally cave to his grafting or dub him into the agents?
39:07Like the cheeky little chancery he is.
39:09What's your favourite chocolate?
39:11I like milk chocolate with a little bit of caramel inside.
39:14Okay.
39:15What's yours?
39:16Hazelnut.
39:17Hazelnut?
39:17That's how I got a belly.
39:19I can use my belly quickly.
39:20Listen, nobody's body shaming in here.
39:22Be confident in who you are and what you look like.
39:26I'm a sucker for a hand kiss, wow!
39:30Well, you just got two for the price of one.
39:32He's pulling out all the stops here.
39:34I'm a sucker for it.
39:36Christ, what does she have on her hands?
39:39I'm a sucker for romance, to be honest, yeah.
39:43I know what I want.
39:44I know who I need.
39:46Mm.
39:46What I need.
39:48What's that?
39:49I need real love.
39:51Aw.
39:52I need real love.
39:54I'll be honest with you, yeah?
39:56I want to kiss you.
39:57But if I kiss you, I'm going to have some bad thoughts.
40:00And not to mention some badly swollen testicles after Paul finds out.
40:04I feel like if I kiss you...
40:06Mm.
40:09I don't know where life will tell you.
40:10Oh, please.
40:11Obviously didn't read the carrot properly.
40:13Now you're just laden on thick.
40:16Yeah, because I haven't played no games anymore.
40:18That's...
40:19The games have been played.
40:20Yeah.
40:21Curious, Georgia, all of that stuff.
40:27Let's leave it.
40:28I'm thinking about it.
40:29We'll think about it.
40:31For our own good.
40:32For health and safety.
40:33For your good.
40:34Good lad PK.
40:35The agents will be proud.
40:37Ish.
40:37She is an amazing lady.
40:41Everything about her.
40:43Her personality.
40:44Her drive.
40:46Her charisma.
40:47Everything.
40:49It goes up to me.
40:50I'll be waking up next to Joan tomorrow.
40:54I had an amazing night, did you?
40:55I had a great night.
40:56My date was really good.
40:57It was a lot of fun.
40:59I think PK is very naughty and cheeky.
41:02I don't want the night to end, you know?
41:03What should we do?
41:04I feel like we should go get another drink.
41:06Let's do it.
41:07Should we?
41:07Yeah.
41:08Come, let's do it then.
41:08Let's do it, let's do it.
41:11Christ.
41:12Don't get on my nerves, PK.
41:13Come on.
41:15But he keeps you on your toes, which is fun.
41:16You don't want to be sitting with somebody who's just talking about like an investment portfolio all day, you know?
41:21Don't encourage him, Joan.
41:22Woo!
41:24PK, behave, please.
41:25Sorry.
41:25I want to know who's responsible for bringing Joan to this thick saw.
41:29Because that person is a pay rise with immediate effect.
41:32Jesus, the night's still young.
41:34Anything can happen.
41:35Just remember, mate, one wrong move and she's grassing you up to the agents.
41:40I'll find what I'm looking for.
41:43I won't stop the fight.
41:45I'll search every night.
41:47Back to the budding botanist now, where after laying his hesitations about Clara on the table,
41:52Stephen seems to be disappearing even deeper into himself.
41:55I'll find what I'm looking for.
41:57Find what I'm looking for.
41:59Dun-dun-dun.
42:00Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
42:04Silence.
42:06Sorry, I was in my head.
42:08Makes a change.
42:10You never.
42:12I know.
42:13What's going on in your head?
42:16I'm wondering what we do.
42:18I'm wondering what you think we do.
42:20You know, I keep going back to the question from the agents, you know, is that thing there?
42:24Yeah.
42:25And I think that attraction is not there yet.
42:33It's not made easier by being pressured, by being asked that, because it doesn't give time to understand.
42:38But then I also don't want to waste time.
42:44And, you know, it's one thing asking for patience.
42:46I can't ask for, you know.
42:48Yeah.
42:53I want to know where you're at and how you feel.
42:59So, I think for me, like, obviously, this is our fourth time, like, spending time together.
43:06And I, like, I genuinely feel like, like, if you're gonna fancy someone, which I guess is the bit that
43:12we're talking about is missing, right?
43:14Mm-hmm.
43:14Then I think it should be there.
43:16Okay.
43:16And I think that if it's not, then you're essentially friends.
43:23Obviously, I appreciate you being honest with me, but I think for me, it's like, I want someone who actually
43:28wants me.
43:28And you deserve that, because you're gorgeous.
43:31So, yeah, I think that's where I'm at.
43:34Okay.
43:39Just put the lid on it.
43:42Like this.
43:46Lovely.
43:47I've really enjoyed seeing you.
43:53It's okay. Honestly, it's fine.
43:55I'm not gonna lie.
43:56Like, I have an ego.
43:56It gets wounded.
43:58But I also understand and I can kind of separate myself from it.
44:01And I'd much rather someone was honest with me.
44:03So, you know, that's the way it goes.
44:08I've definitely taken a lot of positive from the time that we spent together.
44:12It's been an interesting process, getting to know you and spending time with you.
44:16So, that's cool.
44:17But I think I'm gonna go.
44:19Okay.
44:20Okay.
44:20Oh, Steven.
44:22It's a huge fumble.
44:24She's great.
44:27Be nice.
44:28Take care.
44:32See ya.
44:33Bye.
44:42I feel like if Steven has not found me attractive since the first date that maybe there shouldn't have been
44:49a second one.
44:50But this is life.
44:51Like, not everyone's gonna fancy me.
44:53That's okay.
44:54I obviously wish him all the best.
44:56And I really do hope that he finds the kind of peace that he's looking for and the happiness that
45:01he's looking for.
45:01Because I think we all deserve it.
45:03What if I'm someone I don't wanna rhyme?
45:08She's incredibly emotionally intelligent.
45:11She probably understood where I'm at better than I do.
45:15She's beautiful.
45:16She's funny.
45:17She's so comfortable in her skin.
45:19It's, yeah.
45:20It's really easy to start going back over it and thinking, oh, maybe I shouldn't have, in fact, even done
45:26that.
45:27And, um, I am, as ever, out of sorts.
45:30Oh, Steve, chin up, mate.
45:32You'll get there.
45:33Now, stop overthinking what to do with your terrarium.
45:36This place shuts in 20, all right?
45:46Tomorrow night, James gets a grilling from Hottie Dottie.
45:51What are your intentions?
45:52Because I think day three is, like, day three for me is rare.
45:56And there's a dirty double date down on Colleen's farm.
45:59You just have an immersion to pussy, don't you?
46:02Do you want kale?
46:03I'm not really sure about the answer to that question right now.
46:05The future of me and David is so up in the air.
46:08As our celebs.
46:09Are you through chemistry with me?
46:11There's definitely an attraction.
46:12You're attracted to me.
46:14Was that not obvious?
46:15Go!
46:15So which one's on a date with my mum?
46:17Right, outside.
46:18Dating!
46:19Will I kiss you?
46:21I am.
46:22Really?
46:22Yes.
46:23Oh la la, smoochy time!
46:36Oh la la la.
46:46I am.
46:47Right.
46:54There's a lot...
46:54So yeah!
46:54Yeah, I am.
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