00:01I was born in the world of video games, and I've been lonely ever since.
00:13Everyone's trying to save the princess, but who's gonna save the prince?
00:22I'm the first person in a video game to admit I like the pole position.
00:33So I'm calling other gay characters to join me in my mission to come out and say,
00:42You're gay!
00:44I'm Zanke, what a relief to say I like guy on guy.
00:49You used to watch me stick guys in my craws, and now you understand why I'm gay.
00:57I am Cloud Strife, don't have a why.
01:00It's Strife, it's Strife, it's Strife.
01:02My final fantasy is to wear women's clothes, hot tub with bros, and give them my AT.
01:10That means hard penis.
01:12We're gay!
01:13I'm a rapper, the rapper, and I'm filled with love.
01:15My friend PJ gives me a big hug, and I squeeze real hard, and I hold on tight.
01:19But he pushes me away, cause he thinks it's not right.
01:23Please don't judge, I-
01:25I chase ghosts down the halls.
01:29You never guessed it!
01:31I'm obsessed with munching on the balls.
01:35Ew!
01:37We're finally proud to say we're gay!
01:42Plug your controller in, and let's begin to start a brand new day!
01:46Play with your Wii!
01:47Grab your sexbox, A-Station 3, and maybe you'll see that it's okay to be as gay as me.
01:56Me.
01:56Working!
01:57Thank you-
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