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Spousal Support ๐Ÿคต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿป Marriage Jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #jokes #marriage #humor

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00:00ู…ูˆุณูŠู‚ู‰
00:30ู…ูˆุณูŠู‚ู‰
00:31ู…ูˆุณูŠู‚ู‰
01:00ู…ุณุชู‚ุจู„ ุงู„ุฃุญูŠุงู†
01:01ู…ุณุชู‚ุจู„ ุณุชูุถู„ ุงุญูŠุงู†ุง
01:06ุฅู†ู‡ ูŠุชู„ุนูˆู†ูŠ ุดุบู„ ุซู„ุงุซุฉ ู„ู†ุทูุน
01:09ุชุณุชุทูŠุน ุชุญุทูŠ ุจุญุฑูƒุงุช ููŠ ุชูุถู„
01:10ุชุฌุฑุจุฉ ุชู†ุธุฑ ุฃู† ูŠุชู„ุนูˆู†ูŠ ู…ุญุงูˆู„ุง
01:12ุณู…ุฌุญ ู…ุน ุฒูˆุฌุฉ ุชุญู‚ู‚ู‹ุง
01:15ุฃุถุน ุฃุถุน ุฃุชุฑูƒูˆุง ููŠู‡
01:16ู„ุง ูŠุชู„ุนูˆู†ูŠ
01:21ูˆ ุฃู‚ูˆู…ูŠ ุงู„ุขุฎุฑ
01:22ูˆ ุฃุถุน ู…ุญุงูˆู„ุง
01:25ุฃุถุน ุฃุถุน ุฃู‚ู„
01:26ูˆูŠุฃุณ ู…ุงุฐุง ูŠุชูˆู‚ุนุŸ
01:27she said we played that for ten years
01:30his favorite exercise is stretching the truth
01:33about scrolling social media in the car
01:36what do you want for dinner?
01:38requires a cryptography degree to solve
01:41I told her she drew her eyebrows too high
01:44she looks surprised
01:47vision of labor I make the mess
01:49she makes the executive decision to complain
01:52we agreed never to go to bed angry
01:55it's been four days we're exhausted
01:58he wanted to be adventurous in bed
02:00so I let him pick which side to move
02:02true love is knowing I'd hide a body for you
02:06but I'm not carrying the heavy end
02:08she asked for dirty talk
02:10I whispered the baseboards in the hallway
02:13we finish each other's sentences
02:15because one of us forgot the word for fridge
02:18he bought a metal detector
02:21finds old coins in dirt
02:23but not his wallet on the counter
02:25date night is sitting in separate chairs
02:27on phones complaining about a draft
02:30I told the doctor he has a hearing problem
02:33doctor asked medical or marital
02:37marriage is passing a cold back and forth
02:40for 40 years until someone buys good tissues
02:43she misses our old spark
02:46I told her it's just static from the fleece blankets
02:49soulmates grab the same bottle of ibuprofen
02:53at the exact same time
02:55after 15 years he found the thermostat tomorrow
02:59the dishwasher
03:01dad was a washer
03:02the washer
03:03the washer
03:03the washer
03:04the washer

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