07:17Je pense que j'ai l'air d'un père.
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09:11The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:24How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh no, oh no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code red.
09:40Locked in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:44Oh my god.
09:44Oh my god.
09:45If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maids quarters.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh my god.
10:06Caught red handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole.
10:09Why are my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President, I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House so they dumped the stuff
10:27in my room to throw everyone off or set me up.
10:30That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:36You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:38Just tell the truth already.
10:39Ma'am, look at me.
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive.
10:44Mr. President, don't forget.
10:47This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:02Was it that wig wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't.
11:06Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:09Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:16No, I'm not a spy, I swear.
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there, now.
11:31That's the president.
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:48You didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays.
11:50Someone, kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them so I've been hiding them here.
12:04They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:11And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh.
12:31They're my kids, of course I like them.
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess, I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:05We're finally gone.
13:07You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:15You can be her little hand warmers.
13:29Mr. President, I checked it out. Not so straight as the woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:36No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:43I-I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was-that was a massive toxic waist level crap.
13:50One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now. I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I-I-I didn't see anything.
14:38Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:40I-I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then...
14:48I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:53Yes, I swear. Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's-
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:07And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:10Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick!
15:21Hide!
15:28What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those-those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole.
15:36This is the White House.
15:37Not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:43The president runs a country.
15:45You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:51I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The president said I could keep them.
16:02You can't-
16:04Out of my way!
16:10You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:17Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:22There you little bastards are!
16:26Grab them!
16:29Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:36No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:52You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else.
17:00Or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:04Okay mommy.
17:08What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:11Ugh!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:16Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:23Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:39Ugh!
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:50No!
17:51No!
17:53No no!
17:54No!
17:59Babies, don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:05Hit her too!
18:05Feed her until she stops moving!
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