- 5 hours ago
The Chaotic Brass Teapot - Magic School Adventure, Drama Series, ENGSUB
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks, brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:09Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:15Catch the watch!
03:16Hahaha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:40Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping, no divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:56Miss Mae, your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no, I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwears.
05:09Repeating for clarity, the Spongebob underwear man.
05:18Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What? No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:42You are a teapot. You brew leaves. Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert. Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion? Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk. We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can. Otherwise, shut your spout.
06:05Disrespect noted. Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation? What are you going to do? Cancel my Netflix? We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account! We only had $20 left. Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03. Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed. Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow. We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and
07:02then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public? Are you insane? Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No! Absolutely not! I am already the campus joke!
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam!
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:47Rent is $1,200, Mae!
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some...
08:00Yeah, you with some...
08:01Give me everything you got for this...
08:17Fine, whatever. I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50This killer.
08:59Uh, hello? What even is this vibe?
09:12What? Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful, too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:05Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:35Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
11:59A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:10It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:31Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the Sarcastic Pot LLC.
12:59We'll see.
13:09We're getting out of the reached out there.
13:22We're getting out of the way.
13:24We're getting out of house bwo!
13:27To sharpen my algorithms, she can withems.
13:33I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa, hold up! Look on the bright side! It's a gold hat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass! I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into Scrappin'!
13:57My ass just went crashing down!
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed.
14:08Current debt status severe.
14:10Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this?
14:17We had a $10,000 check and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat-mater.
14:23And don't even get me started.
14:25It crashed right through our rental apartment floor!
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages!
14:30Why me?
14:31Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf! It reeks of curry!
14:36I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus!
14:39Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune-telling business right here by the fountain.
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes.
14:50With that curry-scented headstaff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly.
14:53Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining!
15:01Fortune teller! Five dollars a reading!
15:03Come one, come all!
15:05Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only 50 bucks a question!
15:09Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test!
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly.
15:20Okay, okay.
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?!
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data!
15:37Uh-oh.
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition.
15:42You are not allergic to gluten, you are just pretentious.
15:45What's wrong with you?
15:46Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next.
15:52Come on, spill my love fortune!
15:54Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea! Don't hold anything back!
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you.
16:01Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right here.
16:06It's not what you think!
16:07This teapot must have glitched out!
16:08Fight all you want!
16:09Every word I said is the absolute truth!
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:14You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey!
16:23You two!
16:24You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring!
16:27Stop right there!
16:28Run, May!
16:36Make us invisible!
16:38Wait!
16:39Wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55May, when I turn back, I'm aας.
16:58I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:01Great.
17:09My back. I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault!
17:13If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot,
17:15we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for three whole hours.
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets!
17:28Well, well. Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up? Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours,
17:39and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapot?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:51I told you I'd find better technology.
17:54Say hello to Bartholomew.
17:55Made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot. I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:07Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle.
18:09Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego.
18:23Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:31Expel armum.
18:32Stupid.
18:33Thank you!
18:48tysünfаем
18:49erw450
18:49Hawks
18:50Hawks
19:06May? Chase?
19:10Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault. If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot, we wouldn't be
19:26stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me. You're the one who started this with that weird teapot. I was just
19:31trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up. Open up!
19:52Great. Just great. I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you. Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target. That's real
20:02suppurcation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs? It doesn't breathe.
20:15Did I say too much?
20:16Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me. They just see the money, the suits, not this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right? You can't even choose what you wear, let alone
20:34what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic. My mom gave it to me before she left. She said sweet things
20:40can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too. She said it would make hard days lighter. I still keep one
20:45in my pocket even now.
20:46I just, my whole life is mapped out by my father's board. What to study, who to meet, even what
20:50to wear. Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks, and just when I think things might get
21:03better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:06You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're going to break your back.
21:34Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax. I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job. Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business. Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately? Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school. Thanks for asking.
21:59Whoa! Oh!
22:01Warning! Prohibit excessive intimate contact.
22:03Abnormal hormones detected. Stop talking immediately.
22:07Hey, lovebirds. Your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:13Hmm.
22:14Aw, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I, uh, I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure. Uh, text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:32Mm, will do. See you later.
22:35Let's go, girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey, May. I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:18It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:19Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind.
23:26May.
23:39Stand back, May.
23:41I'm going to crack this braz pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it.
23:45What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way.
24:31I only have this teapot.
24:52May.
24:52Hey, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a roadshow for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there.
25:01No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel Conference Room in an hour.
25:04There's a roadshow for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:07We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:10This thing is completely short-silled and he wants us to do a roadshow for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster.
25:24Fix it immediately.
25:25Bring the teapot here immediately.
25:27The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking?
25:31Listen, this is a $5 million deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it.
25:34Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:38What do you mean it's not feeling talkative?
25:40This is a $5 million pitch.
25:43Just tell them it uses blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi.
25:52Welcome to the future of emotional processing.
25:54This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon.
25:58We want a live demo.
25:59Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest.
26:02Call him a corporate parasite.
26:04Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after?
26:08Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:26Is...
26:27Is the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user?
26:31Brilliant.
26:32Brilliant.
26:35I'm connecting a motion.
26:45Oh, no lang syne and the maurray bay.
26:49When the mandor, the gold's on the D!
26:53It makes them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button.
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbability.
27:13It's, it's performance art.
27:15Forget five million.
27:16We are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision.
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract, and the funds could be placed at
27:41any time.
27:45But before the official payment is made, there is one pre-wescedent that must be met.
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious teacop in full authority.
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately.
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before, but this hardware
28:18is bizarre.
28:19It doesn't use Python or C.
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No.
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow ten million times.
28:31You're gonna get what's coming to you.
28:32It wasn't me.
28:33I didn't do anything.
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive.
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway, they just like looking at long, complicated
28:45strings of letters.
29:09Why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day?
29:26Oh my god.
29:28All the bad luck just piled up at once.
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna.
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away and the weird stench just won't fade away.
30:12Oh no, there's a cockroach.
30:13What do we do?
30:16Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with and now it's such a mess you can
30:20barely set foot inside.
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it.
30:23They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety and sprayed the entire
30:27apartment thoroughly to get rid of the pests.
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the minibar.
30:44The teapot is still inside.
30:46What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal.
31:06It's still sneezes system error.
31:08Welcome to Studio 54.
31:24Did you see that?
31:40He is so handsome.
31:42What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication.
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right.
31:53He's come to the house.
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:57Look at the state you're in.
32:00All right.
32:01Then I...
32:05All right then.
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you.
32:12In that case, I ask you, what academic achievements has May attained?
32:27Fact.
32:28She sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000.
32:34Aha!
32:35I knew it!
32:36And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me.
32:39Make her stop talking.
32:41You are a fraud!
32:43You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home.
33:10Don't worry.
33:10I'll go back and ask about it.
33:14Is the family gathering going well?
33:23What's going on?
33:24What's wrong here?
33:33What's going on?
33:39What's wrong here?
33:40What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3.
33:44It looked lonely.
33:46I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
33:50Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans!
33:58Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:00No!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:11Battery at 1%.
34:14Battery.
34:16I just wanted...
34:18some head scratches.
34:31No matter what happens, I will definitely save you.
34:36Good news!
34:37There is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:51This place is absolutely magical!
35:07Young ladies, what can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story.
35:17Please, save it.
35:22You fools!
35:23This is not a toy!
35:24It's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its anchor.
35:29And what did you do?
35:30You drained it for rent money!
35:32It needed love, not capitalism!
35:34Excuse me!
35:35Capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can!
35:38If it didn't pay rent, we'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight,
35:55the soul inside will dissipate forever.
35:57No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off,
36:00or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago.
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset.
36:09We only have less than five hours left!
36:11This is crazy!
36:12How can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before!
36:15The more embarrassing, the more power it gives!
36:18Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, Teapot, hold on a little longer.
36:21We'll save you!
36:29All right rich boy, your time to shine.
36:32Do the magic mic routine.
36:33Are you insane?!
36:34I am not doing the strip gate again!
36:36My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from TikTok!
36:39Take off the pants rich boy, or the pot dies!
36:41Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:47Ugh!
36:55It's not working!
36:57My turn!
36:59Find my heart!
37:01Find my heart!
37:07Why isn't it working?
37:08We've done everything!
37:10We've lost all our dignity!
37:12It's fading.
37:14Its light is fading.
37:17We're going to lose it.
37:35It appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam.
37:38I have calculated the energy transfer matrix.
37:40Take my core.
37:41Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing.
37:43Bartholomew, no!
37:44You'll lose your sentinence!
37:45You'll just be a coffee maker!
37:46A sterling silver coffee maker, sir.
37:48Maintain your standard.
37:58You're a good appliance, buddy.
38:06Warning!
38:07Incompatible energy core.
38:09Backup power online.
38:11Communication window.
38:12Five minutes.
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now!
38:24Grab the asset!
38:34No deal!
38:35No deal with my multi-million dollar retirement plan!
38:37Get in the trust fund mobile chase!
38:38What?
38:38We are doing a heist!
38:39The clinic!
38:40Now move!
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property!
38:52Will you go to federal prison?
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year old cat.
38:57It's animal welfare. If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:13Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos!? You made me a joke! You ruined my life! You ruined
39:54my life! Why!?
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay.
40:15Hey! Teapot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away. Don't worry. You'll see it when you wake up!
40:35I'll go find it right away.
40:37Teapot!
40:51Teapot allegations.
40:55I'll run.
41:00Are you still shooting me?
41:06I'm just so sorry.
41:09You...
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:18Mei, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:37No!
41:47Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot!
41:52No, Doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:05It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair! The haptic feedback is incredible!
42:30The simulation of animal dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes! We spent millions developing the organic-shedding algorithm.
42:46Earl, not the zen garden.
42:48Yes, and the Lidox feature is hyper-realistic. It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
43:04No.
43:13So, no magic ruining the date tonight?
43:18No teapots turning my steak into kale? No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:23Nope. Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad and sweating through my silk
43:32dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster? I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing. Thank you. I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it. By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping. She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh God, that's so Chloe. I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun. She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate? Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden. I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry I'm late.
44:42Miner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace. This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:50So what? We're rich now. No more rent, no more discounted cereal. We can buy a big house with a
44:56garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet. I miss our small apartment. It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding? This is luxury. Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10It's real. This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine, whatever. Let's go back. I have a surprise!
45:21Ta-da! A pure gold toilet! Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course. We're rich. We deserve the best.
45:32Oh no! What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy. You're in trouble.
45:42What's going on? A gold toilet? It broke the floor and sewer! You have to pay for repairs!
45:47Relax. We're going to be rich. We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment? What about our big house and garden?
46:03Yay!
46:12Yay!
46:22May, Chloe, what's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible.
46:28It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on.
46:30We clean the litter box every day.
46:31It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie.
46:35We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell.
46:39I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:40Every time I pass your door, I sneeze nonstop.
46:43You two!
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
47:00Auntie, you don't have to.
47:01It's okay.
47:01I'm free anyway.
47:02This little guy is so cute.
47:03I can't hear to see him live in a messy place.
47:10Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk, it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well-treated.
47:21This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:30Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for ten minutes.
47:57I'm also curious.
47:58It must be interest rest.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:08I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's Pinstout to renovate,
48:18keep whiter sample and plain,
48:19and make the inside warm and exquisite.
48:21This is Oslick Stark within their Chloe,
48:23the Issa and Teal on Stitches.
48:37What's wrong?
48:39Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:40The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:43We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:47Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room,
48:49full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell,
48:53but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met.
49:03At that time, we were trapped in the elevator
49:05and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life cooed,
49:09you cheated grandma taught you.
49:11Turns out that all you'd have for chan, jean, and the elevator
49:13and started us feeling our sing to each other and sing chushan.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy.
49:18The cats are hungry and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats
49:21if you don't put them away.
49:23You kids, you're all so warm.
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion,
49:28but a real home for all of Unshin.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens,
49:35thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end, we found that happiness is not about
49:40how much money we have,
49:42but about having people we love,
49:44little guys who depend on us
49:46and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl and also the secret of happiness.
49:53My pick.
Comments