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The Chaotic Brass Teapot Episode ENGSUB Magic Academy, Cursed Teapot, Fantasy Comedy
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less.
01:13Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:23Did that thrift store trash can just fat shame my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot.
01:27It talks and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meal of taste like sadness.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:04whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone.
02:09Or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's life!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty
02:33and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay, folks, brace yourselves.
02:43We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:09Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex!
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae.
03:15Catch the watch!
03:16Hahaha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:40Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping, no divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:56Miss Mae, your final exam.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no, I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss Mae, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss Mae.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00Mae's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02Mae's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwears.
05:09Repeating for clarity, the Spongebob underwear man.
05:18Mae, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What? No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:42You are a teapot. You brew leaves. Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert. Mae has been single for 730 days.
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion? Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk. We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can. Otherwise, shut your spout.
06:05Disrespect noted. Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation? What are you going to do? Cancel my Netflix? We use Mae's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account! We only had $20 left. Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03. Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed. Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow. We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and
07:02then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public? Are you insane? Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent, Mae.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No! Absolutely not! I am already the campus joke!
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam!
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:47Rent is $1,200, Mae!
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some...
08:00Yeah, you with some...
08:01Give me everything you got for this...
08:17Fine, whatever. I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:50This killer.
08:59Uh, hello? What even is this vibe?
09:12What? Can't understand it?
09:14I pulled my family's school board privileges
09:16and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out
09:25don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly galled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:45Careful, too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where's my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted
10:04to the detox kale cleanest.
10:05Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:33At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:35Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating.
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
11:59A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:10It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:31Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom.
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the Sarcastic Pot LLC.
12:59I don't know.
13:09I don't know.
13:11I don't know what she's saying.
13:13I don't know.
13:16I don't know.
13:21I don't know.
13:23A gold scratching pod! Why does an AI need a gold scratching pod?
13:27To sharpen my...algorithms. She can withems.
13:33I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa, hold up! Look on the bright side! It's a gold cat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass! I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into scrap-in!
13:56What on earth just went crashing down?
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to scrap metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity failed. Current debt status severe. Have a nice day.
14:15Can you believe this? We had a $10,000 check and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat
14:22-mater.
14:22And don't even get me started! It crashed right through our rental apartment floor!
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages! Why me? Why do I always end up being the one dragged into
14:33your disaster mess?
14:35Look at this headscarf! It reeks of curry! I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on
14:39campus!
14:39Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune-telling business right here by the fountain!
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes. With that curry-scented headstaff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly!
14:53Mysterious? I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining! Fortune teller! Five dollars a reading!
15:03Come one, come all! Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only 50 bucks a question! Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test!
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me? Just this once, do it properly!
15:20Okay, okay. He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas.
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly? Your thesis advisor is stealing your data!
15:37Uh-oh!
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition.
15:42You are not allergic to gluten, you are just pretentious.
15:45What's wrong with you? Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next.
15:52Come on, spill my love fortune! Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah, tell us the tea! Don't hold anything back!
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you. Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well with your best friend right
16:05here.
16:05It's not what you think! This teapot must have glitched out!
16:08Fight all you want! Every word I said is the absolute truth!
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:14You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey!
16:23You two! You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring! Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae!
16:36Make us invisible!
16:38Wait, wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55Mae!
16:56When I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back. I swear it's about to snap in half.
17:12This is all your fault! If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot, we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for
17:16three whole hours!
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets!
17:28Well, well. Aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers? What's up? Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch
17:35a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy silver rival teapop? Our
17:43lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another.
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:51I told you I'd find better technology. Say hello to Bartholomew. Made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot. I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:06Predictable response from a lower class receptacle. Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego.
18:24Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel armor!
18:32Stupid!
19:07May? Chase?
19:11Whoa!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault. If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here, and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me. You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up!
19:50Open up!
19:52Great. Just great. I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry. Your excessive wealth is chafing you. Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target. That's real
20:02suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs? It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me. They just see the money, the suits, not... this.
20:28I get it. It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear, let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic. My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too. She said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just... my whole life is mapped out by my father's board.
20:49What to study, who to meet, even what to wear. Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine, the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rent, skip meals to buy textbooks,
21:02and just when I think things might get better, that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:07You know, without that psychotic pot, you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund, you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record. Abnormal hormone secretion. Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there. Carrying that many old books, you're gonna break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax. I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:41Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two. Eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:50Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore. I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks... for asking.
21:59Oh!
22:00Warning! Prohibit excessive intimate contact!
22:03Abnormal hormones detected! Stop talking immediately!
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should sneak a chat later before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aww, how cute. Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:18Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this. It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay. I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I, uh, I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure. Text me if it acts off again. I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:32Mm, will do. See you later.
22:34Let's go, girl. Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May, I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know. It's been doing this all morning. Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal
23:07noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:17It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind. May.
23:40Stand back, May. I'm going to crack this brass pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it. What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:24Hey, you should have bought a cat back then, May.
24:30There's no other way. I only have this teapot.
24:52May, get yourself and Chloe to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
24:55I've arranged a road show for the AI teapot emotional system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:00You two are required to be there. No exceptions.
25:02We have to go to the Royal Hotel conference room in an hour.
25:04There's a road show for the AI companion system with Silicon Valley investors.
25:08We're required to be there.
25:09Are you kidding me?
25:10This thing is completely short silts and he wants us to do a road show for an AI teapot?
25:15He's out of his mind.
25:22Hey, look at how you two hung that poster. Fix it immediately.
25:25Bring the teapot here immediately. The investment session is starting and the investors will be here any second.
25:29What do you mean the teapot isn't speaking? Listen, this is a five million dollar deal.
25:33I don't care how you do it. Just get that teapot ready to go.
25:39What do you mean it's not feeling talkative? This is a five million dollar pitch. Just tell them it uses
25:44blockchain.
25:44I'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check.
25:50Uh, hi. Welcome to the future of emotional processing. This device learns your trauma.
25:57Cut the jargon. We want a live demo. Make it insult us.
26:01Please, insult his vest. Call him a corporate parasite. Just do something.
26:05You think I don't know what you're after? Well, I'm simply not doing it.
26:26It's the aggressive LMBM mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user? Brilliant.
26:35I'm connecting them.
26:44Old, old Lang Syne in the Marais Bay
26:49When the Mandora Gold's on the D
26:52It makes them stop!
26:55Magic doesn't have a volume button!
27:07It's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech in probability!
27:12It's performance arts!
27:15Forget 5 million!
27:16We are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision!
27:36We are willing to sign this high-value investment contract
27:39And the funds couldn't be placed at any time
27:45But before the official payment is made
27:48There is one pre-wescedent that must be met
27:51Hand over the complete source code of that mysterious T-COP
27:55In full authority
27:57Without it, all investments will be voided immediately
28:13Look, I've hacked into the Pentagon's Wi-Fi to download anime before
28:17But this hardware is bizarre
28:18It doesn't use Python or C
28:20Is it some kind of alien tech?
28:22Or quantum computing?
28:25No!
28:26This code is just repeating the word meow 10 million times
28:31You're going to get what's coming to you
28:32It wasn't me!
28:33I didn't do anything!
28:36Then add some zeros and make it look expensive!
28:40Nobody in Silicon Valley actually reads code anyway
28:43They just like looking at long, complicated strings of letters
29:09Why did my 5 million dollars turn into 10 cans of tuna a day?
29:26Oh my god
29:29All the bad luck just piled up at once
29:50It's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna
29:54Left untouched, they went bad straight away
29:57And the weird stench just won't fade away
30:12Oh no, there's a cockroach!
30:13What do we do?
30:15Besides, this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with
30:18And now it's such a mess you can barely set foot inside
30:21The school pest control team even noticed it
30:23They showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety
30:26And sprayed the entire apartment thoroughly to get rid of the pest
30:38Are you two finally fumigating yourselves?
30:41I can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the mini bar
30:44The teapot is still inside!
30:46What if the chemicals melt its hard driver?
31:02Okay, they're pretty, but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal
31:06Sneezes system error
31:08Welcome to Studio 54
31:10Did you see that?
31:40He is so handsome
31:42What does he see in you?
31:44Well, Auntie, Chase really appreciates my inner beauty and my academic dedication
31:51Right, honey?
31:52Right
31:52Who's come to the house?
31:56Who on earth are you?
31:57Look at the state you're in!
31:59Alright
32:00Alright
32:01Then I
32:05Alright then
32:06I'll head out to buy some things to treat you
32:12In that case, I ask you
32:16What academic achievements has May attained?
32:27Fact
32:28She sleeps with her mouth open and owes $20,000
32:33Aha!
32:35I knew it!
32:36And owes $20,000!
32:38Somebody save me
32:39Make her stop talking
32:41You are a fraud!
33:04What's wrong with this one?
33:07I still have that silver teapal at home
33:10Don't worry, I'll go back and ask about it
33:13Is the family gathering going well?
33:23What's going on?
33:24What's wrong here?
33:42It was $3
33:44It looked lonely
33:45I just wanted to clean it up
33:47And maybe put some cheap daisies in it
33:50Talk to me!
33:52Call me broke!
33:53Call me pathetic!
33:54Just say something!
33:56Tell me I'll never pay off my loans
33:58Tell me Chase only kissed me for show!
34:01Just turn on the blue light!
34:11Battery at 1%
34:14Battery
34:16I just wanted
34:17Some head scratches
34:31No matter what happens
34:33I will definitely save you
34:35Good news!
34:37There is an antique dealer
34:39Who is said to be able to repair anything!
34:50This place is absolutely magical
35:07Young ladies?
35:09What can I do for you?
35:12It's a really long story
35:16Please, save it
35:22You fools!
35:23This is not a toy
35:24It's a vessel holding a spirit
35:26That crossed a century
35:27To find its anchor
35:29And what did you do?
35:30You drained it for rent money
35:32It needed love
35:33Not capitalism
35:33Excuse me
35:35Capitalism is what keeps a roof
35:37Over this magic trash can
35:38If it didn't pay rent
35:39We'd be tossing it into the East Kailu!
35:53If you don't find its obsession before tonight
35:55The soul inside will dissipate forever
35:57No one knows if its obsession is endless bills it can never pay off
36:00Or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago
36:03You all must find the answer before sunset
36:09We only have less than five hours left
36:11This is crazy!
36:13How can embarrassment wake up a spirit?
36:14It worked before!
36:15The more embarrassing, the more power it gives!
36:18Now shut up and run!
36:19Please, teapot
36:20Hold on a little longer
36:21We'll save you
36:29All right, rich boy
36:30Your time to shine
36:32Do the magic mic routine
36:33Are you insane?
36:34I am not doing the strip gate again
36:36My father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from TikTok
36:38Take off the pants, rich boy
36:40Or the pot dies
36:42Do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands?
36:55It's not working
36:57My turn
37:00Find my home
37:07Why isn't it working?
37:08We've done everything!
37:10We've lost all our dignity!
37:12It's fading
37:14Its light is fading
37:17We're going to lose it
37:34It appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam
37:37I have calculated the energy transfer matrix
37:39Take my core
37:40Tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing
37:43Bartholomew, no!
37:44You'll lose your sentinence
37:45You'll just be a coffee maker
37:46A sterling silver coffee maker, sir
37:48Maintain your standard
37:58You're a good appliance, buddy
38:05Warning
38:06Incompatible energy core
38:08Backup power online
38:10Communication window
38:12Five minutes
38:21The VC firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now
38:24Grab the asset
38:34Nobody knows my multi-million dollar retirement plan
38:36Get in the trust fund mobile chase
38:38We are doing a heist
38:39The clinic
38:40Now move!
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property
38:52We can go to federal prison
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100 year old cat
38:57It's animal welfare
38:58If Penta asks, I'm a hero
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:17Stop them!
39:44why did you put me through all this chaos you made me a joke you ruined my life
39:53you ruined my life why
40:09go and call an ambulance okay
40:15hey teapot
40:19okay i'll go find it right away don't worry you'll see it when you wake up
40:36teapot
40:58wow
41:00wow
41:08It's... you.
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:18May, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:47Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot!
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:06It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair!
42:23The haptic feedback is incredible!
42:30The simulation of Animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes!
42:37We spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm!
42:46Earl, not the Zen Garden.
42:49Yes, and the Lidox feature is hyper-realistic.
42:53It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment.
43:13So, no magic ruining the date tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:23Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad, and sweating through my silk
43:32dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster?
43:59I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing. Thank you. I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it. By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping. She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh God, that's so Chloe. I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun. She's struggled with rent long enough. After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait
44:23for her.
44:24Your estate? Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden. I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry I'm late. Miner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace. This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:51So what? We're rich now. No more rent, no more discounted cereal. We can buy a big house with a
44:56garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet. I miss our small apartment. It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding? This is luxury. Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10It's real. This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine, whatever. Let's go back. I have a surprise.
45:21Ta-da! A pure gold toilet. Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course. We're rich. We deserve the best.
45:31Oh no! What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy. You're in trouble.
45:42What's going on? A gold toilet? It broke the floor and sewer. You have to pay for repairs.
45:47Relax. We're going to be rich. We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment? What about our big house and garden?
46:22May! Chloe! What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waste is terrible. It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on. We clean the litter box every day. It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie. We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell. I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:40Every time I pass your door, I sneeze non-stop. You two...
46:46Meow!
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
46:59Auntie, you don't have to...
47:01It's okay. I'm free anyway.
47:02This little guy is so cute. I can't hear to see him live in a messy place.
47:10Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk, it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well-treated.
47:21This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:29Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for ten minutes.
47:56I'm also curious.
47:58It must be interest rest.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:08I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's pinced out to renovate, keep whiter sample and plain, and
48:19make the inside warm and exquisite.
48:21This is Oslip Stark within their Chloe, the Issa and Tim on Stitches.
48:38What's wrong?
48:38Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:40The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:43We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:47Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room, full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell, but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met.
49:03At that time, we were trapped in the elevator and life was full of embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life cooed, you cheated grandma taught you.
49:10Turns out that all you'd have for chan, jean, and the elevator and started us feeling our
49:14sing to each other and sing chushin up.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy.
49:18The cats are hungry and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats if you don't put them
49:21away.
49:23You kids, you're all so warm.
49:26This place is not just a cat mansion, but a real home for all of Unshin.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens, thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end, we found that happiness is not about how much money we have, but about
49:43having people we love, little guys who depend on us, and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl, and also the secret of happiness.
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