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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:56News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:13You!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is!
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy! Mommy!
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:38Mommy!
10:41Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:04Mommy!
11:06Mommy!
11:10Mommy!
11:11Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Like, no!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily?
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:38Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:38Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:10Please.
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip the head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:40Run!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:01Failed at the mình.
18:03I had my dreams.
18:06Wait.
18:10Wait.
18:14No!
18:15No!
18:15No!
18:16No!
18:28No!
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:06in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:24the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:53is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:49little fish
21:56your resemblance to the scapeona
21:56hades하기
21:57hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades
22:04you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23Boss, this bum
22:30You idiot
22:31Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34You're done, get out
22:35In front of Poseidon
22:37Your ants
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights
22:45My lord
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
22:57Understood
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now
23:00You have three days
23:01I'll be back
23:05Everyone
23:06Drop what you're doing
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:10Every resource, every contact
23:12Now
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back
23:15Yes boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead
23:35Kid comes with us alive
23:37She's still hurt
23:38Easy pickets
23:40Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05Pathetic
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold
24:15Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy
24:18Mommy
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:30Stay away from my daughter
24:32Don't you dare touch her
24:49Mommy
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding
24:51This forest is locked down
24:54Surrender now
24:55I'll go with you
24:57I'll go with you
24:58On one condition
24:59Let my daughter go
25:01No, mommy
25:02I'm not leaving you
25:14Kid's mine
25:15You die
25:17You poisoned me?
25:24My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you from the inside
25:29Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:33Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded
25:41Poisoned
25:42Done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:49Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:52Dylan wants you dead
25:54But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:12You bastard
26:19Lily
26:20Lily
26:21Lily
26:21Run
26:22Get out of here
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:30A little longer
26:37Lily
26:44Huddy
26:50Your hands off her
26:59You touch my woman
27:01You're a dead man
27:07Jack
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend
27:17Too bad
27:18I'll snap every bone in your body
27:20With one hand
27:37Jack
27:38Jack
27:38Keep Lily safe
27:39Long as I'm here
27:41You don't lose
27:42Shut up
27:43And go
27:43Now
27:55If I pull this vine
27:57The whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00Run all you want
28:02My pack tears you both apart
28:04What the hell is soils
28:32I'll do it
28:34Let my mommy
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well.
31:22Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:50Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:32Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:42Ah!
32:44You?
32:45In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
32:58No!
33:19I won't let him get hurt.
33:43You're half dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra.
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing.
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:36They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me.
34:50Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack.
34:56Look around.
34:57We're surrounded.
34:57We could actually die here.
35:04My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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