00:00Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea.
00:07Welcome to my crib. Good life the way the other half lives.
00:11Check it out. I got my 60-inch high-end flat screen TV with six speakers surround.
00:16CD, DVD, PlayStation, hookup had an 8-track plan for those days when you're feeling just a little old school.
00:24Because even a superstar black daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities.
00:29Yeah, like money.
00:31Oh, shorty's why y'all messing with my fantasy.
00:34You so broke, your baloney has no first name.
00:38Oh, that's funny. That's very funny.
00:40Hey, Oscar. Oscar, over here. I got a dog, do ya?
00:44Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:45Hey, you, hang on to these.
00:46Oscar, you the best. Yo, dude.
00:49Yo, crazy Joe.
00:51Now that you live in that great penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
00:56That's a billboard, crazy Joe.
00:57You live in a billboard?
00:59No, sir.
01:00They call me crazy.
01:03Hey, Oscar, look who came to visit.
01:07Look at him.
01:08No, don't do that.
01:09Shouldn't you kids be in school?
01:10Shouldn't you be at work?
01:12Oh, right back at me, huh?
01:13A little smart mouth.
01:14Look, I'm on my way.
01:15Y'all stay out of trouble, all right?
01:17Hey, and clean that stuff up.
01:19See ya.
01:24See ya, Oscar.
01:42Oh, what's up?
01:45Oh, what's up?
01:54Hey.
01:55Hey.
01:56Yo, Johnson.
01:57Is it lunch yet?
01:58Get this guy here.
01:59That's a point.
02:04Hey, here, phone guy.
02:09Looking good, lady.
02:11Huh, huh, huh.
02:13Yeah, keep up the bad work.
02:16Huh?
02:18I'm already punched in.
02:21Handsy.
02:22Good morning.
02:23Can I help you?
02:24One more shaman, please.
02:26Hot wax?
02:27Please.
02:27Kelp's great.
02:28We're having a special.
02:29What do you say?
02:29Why not?
02:30It's manning season.
02:31And I'm feeling lucky.
02:34Sights well wash.
02:35Well of a wash.
02:35And the price.
02:37Oh, my gosh.
02:41Oh, may I suggest a barnacle peel?
02:43Removes lines and salt damage.
02:45Good.
02:45Hey, Hannah.
02:46Oh, my gosh.
02:47Hi, Oscar.
02:48Hey, thanks for covering for me.
02:49Yo, I'm sorry, Doug.
02:50Angie needs to get her freak on.
02:52Would you hold for one moment, please?
02:54Thanks, dog.
02:54This is kind of...
02:55Come on, Hange.
02:56Dance with me, Mama.
02:57Angie!
02:57Let me say it.
02:58To Mama Rock and be rich.
03:00Come on, Hange.
03:01Oscar, you're going to get me fired.
03:03Please, you fired?
03:04Nah, that can't happen.
03:05Because then I would have absolutely no reason to come to work.
03:09Oh, you don't mean that.
03:11Of course I do.
03:12You're like my best friend.
03:17Oh, listen, tell me what you think about this.
03:19This is, like, the best idea ever, all right?
03:22It's a sure thing guaranteed cash extravaganza.
03:27Bottled.
03:28Wire.
03:28Oh, no.
03:29Now, all I need is another advance on my paycheck for Papa's and Ant.
03:33I am out of this place.
03:34I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm...
03:35Pshew, Oscar.
03:37Instead of getting in Mr. Sykes' face with another one of your get-rich-quick schemes,
03:41go do something you're actually good at.
03:43Your job.
03:44Which one's kind of miracle you still have.
03:46Oh, I almost forgot.
03:51I brought you some breakfast.
03:52You didn't?
03:53Tell me, Kreams?
03:55Your favorite.
03:55Oh, by the way, you're still on hold.
03:58Oh, my gosh!
03:59Thank you for holding.
04:00Busy, busy, busy.
04:01Oh, how can I help you?
04:07No, I'm sorry.
04:08Mr. Sykes is in a meeting right now.
04:10He won't be back till later.
