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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, digga, boom, digga, dah.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids!
01:11Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:16And, of course!
01:34EARLIER THIS WEEK I HAD A 27-inch portable TV GLOVER TO THE VILLA IN ORDER TO WATCH THE WORLD
01:39CUP FROM MY SOUND BOOTH.
01:40Look what turned up who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet anyway
01:46I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys dates with the bombshells
01:52She's stunning you sex my head's absolutely gone
01:56My head's spun. They also got to watch last week's unseen bits so swings and roundabouts
02:04You know he said I look promiscuous
02:10That mysterious
02:12That's what I thought
02:16I'm gonna pee quickly shut up. I swear to god. I need fuck off. You can you can just take
02:22in some
02:25He's literally leaving me already. He's like I need a way
02:36Yeah, what's one of us has done that shit
02:40Disgusting
02:43What
02:45Oh
02:45Oh no
02:47Has he lost his head? What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead? I'm bored of this shit
02:53No
02:53It's getting a bore
02:56Rude
02:58Well, you're in luck Robin because I have the remote control
03:02Well, hang on
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:07Down the back of a sunbed?
03:09No, hang on. Here it is
03:11I was sitting on it
03:13And just in time for the start of the new series
03:15The real Villa Wives of Mallorca
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges
03:22Oh my god, it's well hot
03:25It's fine, I'll be fine after some
03:26Ow
03:28Fuck
03:29No, I can't
03:30I can't
03:30That's actually burning the fucking thing
03:31Sit on your back
03:32Sit on the cushion
03:33I can't
03:34Everything about it's just too hot
03:37Deeply personal, gut-wrenching outbursts
03:40Sorry
03:41Sorry
03:42It's a show with its cheerleaders
03:46I love life, life, life
03:50Oh
03:52Oh
03:53Oh
03:57And its doubters
03:58I'm not doing
03:59I didn't
04:00If I generally
04:01I don't know
04:02I don't know
04:03I don't know
04:04I don't know how
04:04I don't know
04:05Neither do we Yasmin
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:08As we're in a race into this week's Unseen
04:12Go
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20And say in language you will understand
04:23Yes, I'm just a scalster
04:25Fucking hell
04:26Nah, chicken and chips
04:28Chicken and chips?
04:29I've got big tips
04:32Yes, it's a love island unseen there
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art
04:46Oh mate, so bad, yeah
04:48I fucking
04:52This is pissing me off
04:55I'm gonna get so upset
05:12I'm gonna get so upset
05:14Who's these?
05:15They don't fit
05:16They don't fit
05:17They don't fit?
05:17No
05:17This is the worst
05:19I'm gonna lose my head
05:21Fuck me
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh
05:29You might change first
05:30What? How are they?
05:31Perfect
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week but that didn't stop them
05:53bugging the girls
05:55Don't look
05:56Oh my god
05:57Lorenzo
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh it's stuck
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up nature channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David
06:13David Attenborough
06:14Here we are
06:16In the wilderness
06:18A beetle in the wild
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me
06:24The rhythm, stop following me
06:26Stop it
06:27Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is gonna be great
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough
06:32And I'm going like this around the earth
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea
06:39Unseen bugs
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand
06:47We just have to remain unseen
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot
06:52Worn by that tree
06:55And we come out late at night
07:02Aye, we can be hard to spot
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows
07:06Someone will see us
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled
07:13No recommission
07:15But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about
07:31You'd better declare them now
07:32Have you read my full name?
07:34My full names and I'll call you now
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell
07:39Mine's not that impressive
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald
07:45Sean...
07:45Ronan
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman
07:48But one of my cousins was born the same time as me
07:50Oh my god, that's one of my baby names
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Roman, yeah, one of my baby names
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not
08:07Okay
08:09Vienna
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream
08:12Vienna
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta, sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine
08:17That's the name of the place
08:18Vienna
08:19Vienna, okay
08:20Then I've got, erm, I like Nova for the girl
08:25Roman for the boy
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben
08:30I love Payson
08:32For a girl or a boy
08:34Payson?
08:34Payson
08:35How do you know any Paysons?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I, I know
08:38Why?
08:39So you make up the name?
08:40Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like
08:42What else did I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with
08:51A fella
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp
09:11Right
09:12I'm, I'm the leader
09:13Full body circuit
09:15Yeah
09:15Four rounds
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core
09:19Yeah
09:19Right
09:19We're gonna hit it at full speed
09:21Yeah
09:22No fucking about
09:23No fucking about
09:25I'm taking no prisoners a day, right?
09:27Yous are all gonna work until yous cannae walk
09:30Yeah
09:31Split squats, shoulder press, we've got weighted set ups and then whatever they bad boys are called again
09:36Eight to ten but push for ten
09:38Let's go
09:39Ready
09:40Go
09:41Keep pushing
09:44I'm gonna have abs like Sean after this
09:47Three
09:47Two
09:48One
09:48Go
09:49One
09:50Two
09:52Three
09:53Four
09:54Five
09:55Five
09:55Five
09:56Six
09:58Sixteen
09:58Eighteen
10:00Eighteen
10:01Eighteen
10:01Nineteen
10:03Twenty
10:04Twenty
10:04Twenty
10:04Twenty
10:04Twenty
10:04Twenty
10:05Twenty
10:05Twenty
10:05Twenty
10:05Twenty
10:05Twenty
10:06Twenty
10:06Twenty
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10:07Twenty
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years,
10:33but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swear it's got a thing in it.
10:46Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:52Oh, listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her,
11:03and it was a little bit of a laugh and a joke, bro,
11:05but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like,
11:13I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What, straight away?
11:18That works, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro, bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're a trough.
11:35I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record
11:40with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance
11:52to get to show off your dance moves?
11:55Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Bend your knees.
12:00Go back.
12:01And forward.
12:03So you go backwards.
12:04Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:31I think you got that, shall we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:44Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55Really sad, didn't it?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back, back, back, back, and I will walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Opie.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05OK, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more, if we could find them.
13:20We didn't do it again.
13:21OK.
13:21Yeah.
13:21All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can just see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, OK?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, OK?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, OK?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start.
13:35And then we'll just go for it, OK?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:46What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up.
14:12Put your hands up.
14:13Hold 10.
14:13Hold 10.
14:14Here we go.
14:15Go, go, go.
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bess.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Oh, bastard.
14:28That was my shoes.
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, it wasn't just tea business.
14:47It's like clock it.
14:49So it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:54Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth.
15:17And then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:23Oh no.
15:24Oh no!
15:50Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola, anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend, or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:14I don't know how, man, I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing, is your core, is it your shoulders, is it your legs?
16:22What, that hurt, your feet are fucked, mate, your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42What?
16:42Where, in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma, I don't know if you've ever watched that, like, they come out into
16:46the crowd, with like the big fucking, what do they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes, they put boys
16:54on like stilts, you've got to like walk, like, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine, imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's
17:17arse.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so like, yeah, how do you think, he saw it and was like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, then, someone in front of you as well.
17:35I, I, I, I.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Auditioned for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:54You're, you're a joke.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Has to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07HE LAUGHS
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:13HE LAUGHS
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:37That is such...
18:37What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three!
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the same time.
19:07This kitten noise.
19:08This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:15Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so jealous.
19:18Can you do it?
19:18Meow.
19:20Meow.
19:20That's kind of different, like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I don't know anything I can do, though.
19:26Like, I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:30Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just all the time.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to audition, like show them like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the pills.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Did I like wear gloves whilst I wait?
20:13Did I really look after the hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them around it?
20:20No, they do all four.
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff?
20:26Do they like any other stuff?
20:27Yeah, I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:32I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over, you'll be back to handling
20:52Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip.
21:08Click.
21:08Click.
21:08Click.
21:09Click.
21:10Click.
21:10Click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom.
21:15Boom.
21:15Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:16Boom.
21:17Boom.
21:17Boom.
21:24Boom.
21:24Next bit you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left right and turn.
21:29Boom.
21:30Just this half again.
21:31Left right and turn.
21:33And then the hat.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:46Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:50Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
21:54It's locked in!
21:57Spectacular!
21:59That was good, right? That was good!
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone with your sat? No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again. How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge? No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off. Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prue, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone ring my phone? Like, can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it. I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:13Hello.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:35Oh, whose phone is this?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Bed.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:29Eww.
24:30Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35OK, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:44Oh, oh, oh.
24:45Don't look in bed this time.
24:47Eww.
24:48Eww.
24:48Eww.
24:48Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed!
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54You know, guys.
24:55Theatre is actually really hard.
24:56Go and do the roller.
24:58Eww.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino, the back of the rhino, you're not just like this.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this, see, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, so people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:19You're just doing this.
25:21We've got a shuffle.
25:23Unseen bits, jumble jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tum right now.
25:54Show me your tum right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:59You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:03I haven't lost it.
26:03I know where it is.
26:04I know where it is.
26:06And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring.
26:10Before incurring the wrath of Lord Sean Ron.
26:14You've given her your ring.
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17A bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test?
26:32Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37OK, so how mad are you?
26:40Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49You thought, oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Aw, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so, another quest piece.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31Yeah.
27:31Nice.
27:32Sexy lion.
27:33I'm like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat, to be honest.
27:49Yeah, you're like a feline-y, like...
27:50Yeah, a cat.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:54She's definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56Oh, she's always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what bad one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:03Strutting around.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I feel like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's...
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:15Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Ooh!
28:19You know?
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like...
28:26When she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that.
28:31I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be girling?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:36Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My situation is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to the park and I hear Lola, Lola.
28:59It's always like, no offence, I don't like Staffies that much,
29:01but it's always like the most like, not cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar dog or something.
29:05Lola is a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed then and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should
29:30take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them
29:43and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:44Hmm.
29:45Ooh.
29:46See him, wrap up.
29:47Oh!
29:47Where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh!
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:54Ev only.
29:55It's...
29:57Islanders getting scared by something!
30:00Ow!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07The wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Where's that shit?
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:19Ooh!
30:20It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
30:22God.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:27What?
30:29Oh!
30:30Oh!
30:30Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:37Ah!
30:40Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
31:00when you're home Robin has talked a lot about our nights as a DJ but not much
31:04about her day job so it's over to Priya to size her up what do you do as a
31:09quantity severe so basically then five years babe you're smart girly I am babe
31:16sorry oh no not again it's just been a wash crawling on me like that part it was
31:32on a vagina it's not a bombshell don't scream I've just really been killed by
31:38a wash but you're not checking I'm okay can't be screaming like that it's just
31:42been crawling on me vagina Robin you're gonna be all over the
31:49answer right I'm literally gonna run the unseen bet oh Robin I run the unseen bets
32:01the girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista the girl I like to couple up
32:07with is Ellie Robin you are now single and therefore done from the island as
32:15Robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an insect in her
32:18bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe
32:23oh these boots are not mean for walking sorry to hear your boots are rubbing Robin
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bets the villa won't have the
32:32same buzz without you
32:39since Opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof so
32:43here's another a one a two a one two three four clicks yeah right leg four you're
32:49gonna go one two three four five six seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then
32:58the right legs coming out right leg then change it to left leg that's it
33:10you want to see it girls yeah okay we're still learning we're still learning so
33:16that's a girl one two three four five five six seven and a bum bum dig a bum dig a
33:24bum
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why aye
35:38we're going to newcastle we're going to tune going to tune it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad
35:45and oh obi
35:47oh obi
35:51i'm totally wild
35:53give me the tiger
35:56give me the tiger
35:57give me the lorenzo
36:00give me the lorenzo
36:02and i'll turn your world upside down
36:04and then you're doing
36:05yeah then jockey and hell
36:06i don't know
36:36oh fuck
36:37i'll go with a mad noise and go like
36:39chow
36:41chow
36:41i love sneezing it's one of my favourite things to do
36:45i want you up i want you up i want you up i want you up
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's being rude to have a bit for it as a chill
37:00it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch
37:04people need to grow up for her
37:05don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off
37:09idiot
37:11how did it all go so wrong
37:13all they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:22oh
37:24then find the fact that fits
37:26and dash their drink in it
37:28how could anyone get upset by that
37:30so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kick off
37:36boys
37:37we're having a warm up
37:38we're having a little warm up
37:39Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
37:42right pick a side boys
37:44left or right
37:44boys just go like one way round
37:46oh go behind you
37:47yeah just go single line
37:49just go single line
37:50straight leg kicks boys
37:51yeah I like that
37:52I like that
37:53this is so good
37:55sweep
37:56OP is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59hill flicks on the way back
38:01can't do it this
38:01my shorts are going to fall off
38:03warm ups are great
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:08ready
38:09ohhh
38:10what the fuck
38:10rip it
38:12ready
38:12it's not working
38:14yes
38:15now let's dive deeper
38:17here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead
38:35what?
38:37Lorenzo
38:38Lorenzo
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS
38:39yeah
38:40you don't look like a JLS boy to me
38:43oh I think I know who it is
38:51I chose OP because of the dancing it's just giving JLS
38:55Sam
38:56yeah
38:56yeah
38:59brua
39:00yeah
39:00yeah
39:02yeah
39:03oh my god
39:07oh my god
39:08that was good
39:09that was a good song
39:09that was
39:10yeah, you was an act of flying
39:12this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms
39:17Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:27Oh, you got it on my chain on.
39:31We had faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we're a shade and one of them was good.
39:35I get wet and it's all.
39:38I get wet and it's all you.
39:39I get wet and it's all you.
39:45OK.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:51That was deco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:55That's Simba or Tommy.
39:56Hopering to do anything, I'm like, oh, my God.
40:00I get wet and it's all you.
40:05Yeah, Tommy.
40:07I met her on a night out, lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bet.
40:12I thought I was going to win.
40:14Get it out.
40:15Get it out, get it out, boys.
40:16Let's have a look.
40:19It's an M for Mika.
40:23I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:31But let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place
40:37packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits.
40:42The mini fire pits.
40:44The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59I didn't like a reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02That's fair.
41:03He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent corner.
41:06This is the Kent corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:19Yeah.
41:19Isn't it a loomy?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an in there.
41:25There's an in there?
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:36And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's one.
41:41And I said Pedestarian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass the driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:48Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it then.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the exam.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:02No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04Are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:25Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know, Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like...
42:52Oh!
42:52Get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:05But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they... I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:11This girl had...
43:13Oh!
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her.
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me.
43:18It just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:35I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:49It's weird.
43:49I know.
43:50It's a three combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow, no.
44:07Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough.
44:16Like, sprinting about, but...
44:17Like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dogging the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just...
44:41I think packing it in, like,
44:42that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:52Bee-chug-menanda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:18I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:20Yeah.
45:21One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Because we are born!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
46:09Bye!
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