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00:06There is no one! There is no one! There is no one!
00:49MUSIC PLAYS
01:13MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:29Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
03:57Okay.
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:11Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:17Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question, no.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarped for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:10I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards,
06:17get the cards, get the cards, get the club,
06:18go to the dance and the boys gonna love this,
06:21picking their lips, wishing they had
06:23their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:59Oh, shit.
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:23It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:40No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:42I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02Well, I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:08And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:31First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:37Moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:45It's true.
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:57Because the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:10Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41The drain's clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Oh, Garrett!
10:33You mean?
10:41It smells good, sir.
10:43Oh, my God.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50What's up, bro?
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower's next to someone.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:16We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:21Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27I'm walking to that one, of course.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan, if we're going to make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Grant.
12:02Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:28I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough to cross the line.
12:45It's my name against a plane.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pohl is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:23Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Fine.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:16He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:22Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:38No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:46No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:53I'm so wean-io, wean-io, wean-io.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it and we did it.
15:17All of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22Okay, somebody else.
15:24If we're in the house, we're not in the house.
15:27We're not going to do it with them the same.
15:29We don't have any money.
15:30We're not going to be able to do it.
15:32The thing we're going to do is they don't know what we will.
15:35I change my head, I change your clothes.
15:38My G-Tattoos, they feel like home.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:47Not just a body somebody would have bought a ticket to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would have bought a ticket to me.
16:00I promise.
16:07I'll supply each email.
16:15The� 572-5 fathers left.
16:17Here I could drive in a car
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:21My cheap tattoos, they feel like home
16:25People talk, but I don't care
16:27Saving you all your things through my hair
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Just let them talk about me
16:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
16:39Not a body, not a body
16:42Not a body, you're somebody to me
16:44Not a body, you're somebody to me
16:48Not a body, you're somebody to me
16:50Not a body, you're somebody to me
16:52Oh!
17:05I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's
17:17It's not a judgment, I just
17:19I missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay
17:33Guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:47The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What? That's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
17:59So the Bruins are watching every game
18:01How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus, so
18:07Like I said before, all I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well
18:10I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:24My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:35Either
18:36So maybe
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:58Yeah, fuck me
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham
19:19He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps making that you're not ending
19:41I want the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee
19:46I'm happy to move
19:48Come on
19:52Dirty teeth
19:54Dirty teeth
19:55Dirty teeth
19:57Dirty teeth
19:59Dirty teeth
20:01Dirty teeth
20:02No, I take it back
20:04Dirty teeth
20:06Dirty teeth
20:08Dirty teeth
20:09Move, move, move, come on, come on
20:15Dirty teeth
20:17Dirty teeth
20:18Dirty teeth
20:18Come on
20:22Dirty teeth
20:26Dirty teeth
20:26Dirty teeth
20:28Dirty teeth
20:29Dirty teeth
20:32Dirty teeth
20:33We weren't dating
20:33We kind of were
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38How says
20:39Nae
20:41Nae
20:41Nate, okay Dean agrees with you which kind of just proves that you're wrong fuck you know I I don't
20:47have to take this slander
20:48I'm a responsible upstanding member of society
20:50Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes maybe an hour that's ambitious
21:00Ernie gets a half hour if he's any longer than that we're leaving without him
21:03Hey sir
21:08Is your dad
21:11Yeah
21:15Yeah he's got a new girlfriend wants me to meet her
21:17Ah that's inevitable
21:19Right
21:25Look I know he can uh be a dick
21:28No he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:38You know I only matter because
21:41I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah man I mean all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup
21:47A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian
21:51And bam yeah you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:57Your dad was great
21:58Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations G
22:11Shit I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey let alone a damn legend
22:15Alright
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this cause we love it
22:23Alright
22:23Alright
22:30Yeah
22:33Thanks man
22:34Take a shower you smell like shit
22:36I'm fine
22:36Bye bye bye
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room off while I'm asleep.
23:08Fair enough. How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you. Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00What if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey. You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:28What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up the loans today, right?
25:03Shit!
25:08Shit!
25:22Shit!
25:29There you are sorry fella time being as young as I fucking used to be
25:35I know I can't handle this all on my own you know. No, I'm sorry. Sorry
25:46Hello
25:53Hi
25:55Hi, hi picking up a takeaway order Justin Cobb
26:01Yeah, yeah, no, I I know who you are. We've spoken kind of um
26:07Your your band is really good. Oh
26:10Yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything. I I work here. So I've heard you
26:17Say good the uniform
26:20Right
26:21I
26:23Carried a watermelon
26:26What it's a dirty dancing. Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I
26:34Sorry, never mind. Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush tonight. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah
26:44Bye
26:46I
26:46Smooth I
26:48Carried a watermelon anyone ever told you that eavesdropping is rude. Did anyone ever tell you that your references are
26:53dated?
26:54It's a classic
26:55I just I came over here to see if we could place an order or is it like a self
26:59-serve kind of day. I'll be right with you
27:03You know
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him. What that guy you're too available
27:06Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there. That's a different scenario. I don't do girlfriends. They know that
27:12Okay, well congratulations Casanova, but I don't need your help
27:16Refill
27:20What if I paid you I was to take your dating advice to tutor me nerd
27:25You could just ask my name usually girls just tell me
27:30Come on. I'll pay you anything. You're the only one who got an A on that paper. So
27:35So I need to play why did you get off on beating people up what?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting it celebrates it
27:45Keep it a team is down and points and actual strategies to pick a fight for morale
27:52Sorry, I'm sure you're not a bad guy. I just don't like hockey
27:57Yeah
28:17Hey
28:18Just talk to him
28:20You'll be alright
28:24Papa Graham the Laurentiis
28:27Great hit of McManus last week bet that kid felt it in his bones. Hey, you know gotta keep my
28:32boy's back
28:33I like it Tucker. You're looking good out there. You're really finding your rhythm with the line. Thanks. Mr. Graham
28:38We'll see you in the stands this afternoon. Wouldn't miss it
28:44Mr. Graham Logan looking handsome as ever you too, man
28:56Saw that you made captain
29:00About time
29:03I'm a junior
29:03Ah
29:05Better late than never
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow
29:11look I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight can we just go inside? No, no, thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22Dad
29:23Fine
29:25Cindy and I are getting married
29:30You've been dating for like two seconds
29:33Six months, that's not any better does she even fucking know you watch it. I don't have any time for
29:39this
29:39We have a game today. I know Eastwood our biggest rivals she wants to meet you your timing is fucking
29:45shit
29:45If you would just see if I didn't answer my phone cuz I don't want to talk to you
29:49You told me your news. Congratulations. I'll see you at the wedding
29:57You're staring at me. I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away
30:00Please welcome
30:02Please welcome
30:02Your very own
30:05Ryder
30:06Yo
30:09Ho
30:09Ho
30:10Ho
30:10Ho
30:10Ho
30:11Ho
30:11Ho
30:11Ho
30:35Ho
30:35Ho
30:39Ho
30:39Ho
30:39Ho
30:39Ho
30:39Ho
30:39I'm in the lane and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand a plate.
30:45You're going to not give him out.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03Sweet OG.
31:07Hey, come on bro, get your head in it.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:57You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:01You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:13Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27You, no!
32:28You, no!.
32:31No.
32:33Oh!
32:35No!
32:37No.
32:39No.
32:43No!
32:44¿Qué va a laida oloć?
32:49No!
32:51No!
32:53No...
33:15The game's not over.
33:46The game's not over.
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35:23The game's not over.
35:43The game's not over.
36:37The game's not over.
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37:18The game's not over.
38:00The game's not over.
38:20The game's not over.
38:34The game's not over.
38:35The game's not over.
38:51The game's not over.
39:01The game's not over.
39:08The game's not over.
39:25The game's not over.
39:33The game's not over.
39:35The game's not over.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:06Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:14All right, boys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, thanks.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39That's her.
40:39Come on.
40:40Good one, Dini.
40:40Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:41Hey.
40:42Say.
40:44Woo.
40:44And I think it's something to put on the roof.
40:47But then you've told me to leave.
40:49I don't wanna leave.
40:51I don't want to leave.
40:53And you know something's empty.
40:54So if you gave me a kiss.
40:57I was going to think that they're still in love
41:01Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:05I don't want to live about it
41:08Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:12I don't want to live about it
41:16James, you love it!
41:20Yeah! Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:24Oh-oh-oh-oh
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:47It's got a light, gotta be okay
41:51Need to see my hands
41:54With a boy please
41:56I ain't one
42:00It's just a pull up
42:02I ain't one
42:08I ain't one
42:10I ain't one
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:19No, I'm not.
42:21Wait, we'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:28You got to go.
42:29You got to go.
42:36Stop!
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, got it!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:19Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:32Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
43:42You come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:03You're a Yohanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it, I don't play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:31Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a
44:41Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:46I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it, I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:03She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I don't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what, I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:41I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:55Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do, hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:47You're with me.
48:49He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:55Why don't you tell me what you think this song is about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:01She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:14What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl.
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
49:35I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:02Oh, oh.
50:04Swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat, swat.
50:12I am dancing with myself.
50:16I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl.
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
50:25You left me dancing with myself.
50:27So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to think.
50:33If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing.
50:40Dancing with myself.
50:43Dancing with myself.
50:46If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
50:49If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
50:52If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
51:23Oh, no!
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