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00:10well nerds the day has come one that all masochistic overachievers know well it's
00:17early decision day at exactly 4 p.m this afternoon davy would know her fate with princeton suffice
00:24it to say she was feeling the pressure a bit it could go either way on the one hand she
00:31was a star
00:31student on the other she did have a few dings on the old resume there was that teeny tiny suspension
00:39sophomore year for being a liar and a bully what i said you're suspended that silly little time when
00:45davy's boyfriend robbed the princeton admissions officer hey i have your wallet and that itsy
00:52bitsy moment when davy didn't get a prize recommendation because she yelled this
00:57circumcised dick
01:00if everything went right she'd be sitting pretty as a princeton tiger next fall
01:05and if it didn't well
01:07ah god you okay kenda big day okay i just want to remind you that whatever happens today you're
01:18going to be all right what do you mean whatever happens do you think i'm not going to get in
01:22no no i just want to prepare you in case mom i don't need this negative energy oh you're gonna
01:28jinx me can't you just believe in me for one second baby hold on i do believe in you but
01:34i
01:38hey guess what i heard from jonah who heard from chris c whose mama's connection in the princeton
01:43admissions office that princeton admitted someone from our school i think you're gonna have a good
01:48day today david suck on that davy's mom davy's dreams were about to come true ben all but confirmed
01:55that she was totally getting deferred deferred how could those jack offs defer you and if you got
02:02deferred then who the hell got in
02:06i used to be the type of girl that would hate on this nicotine
02:12caramel flake caramel flake caramel flake
02:17okay this is not so bad getting deferred is not a rejection and uh you know what we thought
02:22this might happen so no no no you thought this might happen because apparently you think i suck
02:26just as much as princeton does baby i do not think you suck well you put it out there in
02:30the
02:30universe that i wasn't getting in and then i didn't i never said you weren't getting in i was
02:35just trying to manage your expectations mom how hard is it for you to just say davy you're
02:41definitely getting in kanna wouldn't you feel worse right now if i had said that no because i would
02:46at least know that my own mom doesn't think i'm a total idiot baby
02:54hi hi there were a ton of packages on the porch oh those are mine lenny i bought you some
03:03new looks
03:03i went absolutely bananas on the tommy bahama website literally nermy you spoil me i think i found myself
03:14a sugar mama
03:19well len i hope that you also bought party some nice things too oh i don't need anything
03:24my love language is physical touch oh my god wow i really should have stayed late at the office today
03:32oh that reminds me i better call that hotel and give them my credit card if you're going to palm
03:36springs
03:37this weekend i'll go get your wallet
03:41miss warner what did i do wrong how could this have happened davy you did nothing wrong you're an
03:47excellent student you just happen to apply to a very competitive college and getting deferred is not
03:52a negative thing doesn't feel positive you can still get in regular decision oh regular guess that's
03:59what i am now there is no shame in regular decision but you should probably apply to some other schools
04:05okay fine fine apply to other ivies maybe also have some safety schools on your list
04:11oh miss warner how dare you i'm already suffering the indignity of regular decision you do know that
04:16there are many phenomenal schools that are not ivy leagues right yes and true beauty is on the inside
04:22let's cut to the chase i need to go to princeton what's our game plan at this point
04:26i think you just wait and see not really my style what about a sport i don't have any sports
04:31probably for a reason yeah i'm gonna do another class add some more clubs do a sport
04:36don't worry miss warner i got this
04:40hey so who did get into princeton if it wasn't me
04:45oh i'm not at liberty to say you know college counselor confidentiality
04:51and and all wait yeah so it wasn't a glitch or a funny prank i was actually deferred no that's
05:00the
05:01worst case scenario i know right thank you for your passion fabiola and miss dubs won't even tell me
05:06who the little snake is oh there's a snake i hate them already oh should we hate snakes they are
05:11very
05:11instrumental to the ecosystem i just can't figure out who it is i know every single person who applied
05:16early is there like some young sheldon freshman i'm unaware of wait fab what happened with yale did
05:26you get in no i did not get into yale hey they're lost because you are incredible what is wrong
05:34with
05:34these colleges how do they not see the perfection of the queens that sit before me oh they will yeah
05:40i'm working on it which reminds me nisa can i join the girls soccer team respectfully baby i've seen you
05:46get winded on an escalator at the mall fair enough oh hey paxton are there any sports that require
05:53little to no exercise um boys varsity swim team is looking for an equipment manager do you get a
05:59varsity letter for that yep no ice wait up all righty team onwards and upwards although if i do find
06:07out
06:07who stole my spot at princeton i will destroy them okay bye i'm so glad i got recruited and don't
06:15have
06:15to do any of this i'll see you guys later
06:22i'm the one who got into princeton huh how why what have you done i know i'm sorry i i
06:27don't know what
06:28happened i was just going to get a brochure and then that nice lady started talking robotics with me and
06:32before i knew it i was paying seventy dollars to apply i got so dozed el that's really bad she's
06:37gonna freak i know what do i do should i confess no definitely don't i can't have you guys be
06:44in a
06:44fight right now this is the absolute worst timing why doesn't matter just say nothing and hope she
06:51forgets but also that's really amazing fab i'm so proud of you it wasn't all doom and gloom at
07:07sherman oaks high our other resident brainiac was in the middle of a victory lap that's right ben
07:14gross had gotten into columbia notice anything different about me hmm new cologne it's really
07:22lemony no that's the janitor's mop bucket ah peep the drip babe i got into columbia i know you got
07:31into columbia the satellites orbiting in space know that you got into columbia anyway come over tonight
07:36and celebrate with me patty's cooking me a special dinner and david blaine's doing close-up magic wow
07:40that's an enticing offer but i have a student art show after school and an alumni gallery owner's
07:47coming if he likes my stuff he might show it wow that's amazing maybe we'll have two things to
07:51celebrate i'll tell patty to make dinner a little later david says he has a heart out but i know
07:55he
07:55doesn't well i wonder if anyone's ever done a study on the bacterial growth of the prima station
08:02i doubt it because no one wants to see those results good point so listen kamala the reason
08:10why i invited you to coffee is that i've just been appointed director of the center for global
08:16health at johns hopkins oh my god dr loken congratulations thank you i really enjoyed being
08:24your advisor i think you're immensely talented and i was wondering if you'd consider coming with me
08:31me move to maryland when i know it's short notice but uh i need to leave in three weeks oh
08:38i don't know
08:40if i could leave that quickly i have a lot going on here for instance um i have a dentist
08:46appointment
08:46at the end of the month i believe they have dentists in maryland i know it's sudden but this program
08:54would help bring cutting-edge medicine to the developing world something that i know you're
08:58passionate about i am it's just whatever land darling i don't understand why we have to wait
09:06all i want to do is whisk you off to the beach i know baby so then make like jerry
09:11mcguire and show
09:11me the money don't worry i have a plan thank you you're not gonna have to wait much longer
09:18kamala
09:22you okay oh yeah sorry these satin bands are really slippery i just slid right out of my chair
09:31so what do you think of the job offer oh it's an amazing opportunity could i just maybe have a
09:36day or two to mull it over of course but if it sweetens the deal the job comes with a
09:42signing bonus
09:50and crab cakes
09:50well hey fabiola are you coming to the barbecue for all the early admits um no i i don't like
09:56parties
09:57or or sauced meats you haven't told davy yet have you i just can't okay listen the barbecue is in
10:05the
10:06faculty lot and you are not gonna run into her out there so just come for a minute you deserve
10:11to
10:11celebrate this amazing achievement plus you have to try my coleslaw it started out as egg salad
10:22so how come you want to do a sport you're not like you know athletic well if you must know
10:31princeton
10:33differed me that's not so bad at least you weren't rejected
10:36hmm right anyway i need to see what i can add to my resume to make myself seem more desirable
10:42to them
10:42and you think doing grunt work for boys swim is gonna make the difference maybe i don't know i'll
10:48try anything i know this is the wrong thing to say right now but it does make me feel a
10:54little better
10:55that someone like you also has some college struggles well great i am glad my suffering is bringing you such
11:01joy oh hello coach i'm here about the swim team equipment manager job as you can see here i type
11:09100 words per minute i'm proficient with microsoft word and excel and my stories haven't described as
11:13yeah fine you can have the job you look pretty sturdy now the season doesn't start until after winter
11:19break but since you're here you can get the new speedos out of my trunk the old ones have thinned
11:24and uh
11:25we had too many pop outs
11:43oh there it was the early decision barbecue look at them all celebrating under that braggy marquee
11:50davy should be over there instead she was retrieving men's underwear from a 10-year-old kia wait the
11:58princeton snake is probably slithering around in that crowd maybe it's time for a little pest control
12:06okay there's washington state there were the duke kids and columbia davy didn't see a single stray not one random
12:22fat why are you at the early admitts barbecue oh i was just hungry be honest did you actually apply
12:30to
12:30yale davy i
12:40davy i am so sorry let me explain don't bother
12:50hey is this your painting oh that is awesome thanks oh god that's kate andrews he's a gallery
12:57owner act natural he had a samantha rosenwald before her solo show at stanley's do you know
13:05what that means no hi there is this your piece yeah do you do do you hate it no i
13:12love it actually
13:13your perspective is super fresh you're very talented isn't she you know i'm always telling
13:17her to turn her art into nfts so she can make some bank hey why don't i get us some
13:26drinks while you
13:26guys talk art and stuff hey do you have a drink request yeah the sun and how it radiates out
13:42here
13:42you're absolutely inspired thanks i i thought so too it kind of has just like a orange color to it
13:48is that a small anxious dude your boyfriend uh yeah i mean i don't know it's not that serious so
13:56yeah it seems a bit buttoned up to be dating someone like you kind of an urkel vibe totally
14:04yeah well that's a pretty brutal thing to over here and across town davy was equally shell-shocked
14:11how could her best friend do this to her how could princeton do this to her baby what did i
14:17say
14:17about slamming doors it's for white children okay mom i just found out that fabiola applied to princeton
14:22behind my back and got in oh gunna i am so sorry but this is really what i was trying
14:29to tell you
14:29you know sometimes things don't go away mom come on i really don't want to listen to anything rational right
14:34now sorry len i don't think david's gonna join us for dinner oh i was making something special
14:45does no one here know how to use a door auntie party i need to speak to you two in
14:49private
14:50hello len
15:00okay i hate to be the one to tell you this party but i think that len is not the
15:05man that you think
15:06he is today i saw him with a woman who's wearing what i can only describe as business lingerie well
15:12he has a lot of female friends he's a regular at several zumba classes no they were not just friends
15:19i think that he brought her to this house before i'm not worried about len running around on me
15:24i keep my man very satisfied too much mommy it's just it's too much i also think that they're involved
15:29in some kind of like money making scheme len doesn't need money making schemes i'm rich
15:36what do you mean you're rich oh when my husband died mohan convinced me to invest so i put all
15:42my
15:42money into apple because it's such a cute name at that time the shares were only a quarter oh my
15:49god
15:49and yet you never once offered to pitch in for groceries that's how the rich stay rich baby ladies
15:56dinner is ready but let's hold up a second i want to say something to normal normie these past few
16:05months have been the most amazing of my entire life so i want
16:11the rest of my months on earth to be as happy as they are now so what i'm saying is
16:20normie
16:24will you marry me oh yes i will you will oh uh-oh kamala it looks like len does have
16:34a
16:35money-making plan and it is your grandmother
16:48what's wrong
16:51i thought making out would cheer you up but it's honestly kind of bumming me out to kiss someone so
16:55sad sorry i just feel really bad about davy fab come on you did something extraordinary davy should
17:03be happy for you and if she can't be then whatever you'll make new friends in college i don't want
17:08new friends you say that now but you will i never talk to my high school friends anymore mostly because
17:12a lot of them got really into edm addison i don't want to not talk to my high school friends
17:16i want
17:17davy in my life forever okay okay sorry listen if your friendship is as strong as you say it is
17:23then
17:23davy will get past this you just have to talk to her you think so yeah it's gonna be okay
17:30now how
17:31about we really cheer you up and watch some sexy cyborgs in westworld
17:42hi sarissa where's your bag it's somewhere in my locker ah hey can we please talk oh are there
17:51are there truans of mine that you want to steal davy stop hear her out i really need for you
17:56to be
17:56friends again how can i be friends with someone i don't even recognize since when do you want to go
18:01to
18:01princeton i wanted to tell you but how could i i don't know maybe with words i can't believe you
18:07would lie about something so important to me i know i am so so sorry you know what being deferred
18:13was
18:13already a stab in the heart i didn't also need to be stabbed in the back
18:23sit still a little tender huh i actually came to talk to eleanor so contrary to the email we're
18:29gonna need you here at six on friday not seven that's when everyone's lining up for the
18:36okay this uh little friend group needs to do a much better job of communicating what is she talking
18:50about hey guess what kate's putting my painting in his gallery isn't that amazing yeah it's really
18:55great i know so what happened to you last night you just disappeared did you accidentally eat dairy
19:02again no and i can have dairy as long as i have my pills you know i left last night
19:06because you butt
19:07dialed me and i didn't want to ruin the night with my urkel energy oh god ben i'm so sorry
19:13yeah it's
19:14pretty rough to hear your girlfriend of six months say that your relationship isn't very serious almost
19:19as rough as sitting through a magic show for one i'm so stupid i i was just trying to impress
19:24that guy
19:24of course i think a relationship is serious it's just the art world is super judgy and and you're
19:30embarrassing me no what i'm not embarrassed of you we're just different you're a little more tightly
19:37wound i mean i've never met a teen boy who starches his shirts what's the point of having a collar
19:42if
19:42it's not crisp you know yesterday was supposed to be one of the best days of my life i got
19:47this thing
19:48that i worked for years for and i went from feeling like a winner to such a loser in seconds
19:52marco i can't
19:54be with someone who thinks i'm a loser i don't think you're a loser i'm trying to tell you that
19:58i love how dorky
19:58you are yeah that sucks i think we're done and uh for what it's worth kade is the loser his
20:0680s vintage
20:06leather jacket it's from club monaco my mom is the same one ben okay hey you still mad about princeton
20:27yeah and at my best friend who stole my spot fabiola got it oh that's awesome for her no paxton
20:35it's not awesome one of my friendships has now been ruined okay i think we're being a little
20:40dramatic here this shouldn't ruin your friendship what are you talking about what if trent applied
20:45to asu i'd be freaking psyched hell if trent went to asu i'd probably still be there but what if
20:51he kept
20:51it from you that he applied i'd assume he had a good reason or that he concussed himself on his
20:56one
20:56wheel again but look you know why fabiola couldn't tell you because you flip out i deserve to flip out
21:04this was my dream you don't get it oh i get it if you remember i had some pretty solid
21:14dreams for college
21:15but then someone made me get hit by a car but i forgave you didn't i i mean i more
21:21than forgive
21:22you we did like a lot of making out after that hey you gotta let it go all right this
21:29is not worth
21:29losing a good friend over yeah i guess so hey they're kind of wise now that you're on staff
21:38too bad that they make you wear this sad sack uniform though mm-hmm you know i still look good
21:56okay scholars it is time to present your final projects of the semester now in an effort to
22:04write the wrongs of our history let's let a strong woman of color speak first fabiola oh okay um
22:24my topic is about american isolationism in the 1930s
22:28um following the devastation of world war one and the great depression america chose to close
22:36itself off from other countries but here's the thing about isolationism
22:42is everyone needs friends and america she deeply needs her best allies
22:49she depends on them for protection for stability for fun sleepovers
22:59um anyway she's just really sorry that she let her best ally down
23:06at the beginning of world war ii
23:10that was beautiful and it is always nice to be reminded of america's pronouns
23:20hey fab are you okay oh don't comfort me i'm a bad friend
23:24no you're not i'm the problem here i don't own princeton you're obviously allowed to apply there
23:30even so i shouldn't have lied to you but i get why you did
23:36i am so sorry that i made you feel like you couldn't talk to me
23:40i never want that to be true again me either and hey you got into princeton fab that is sick
23:47do you think you're gonna go would you kill me if i said i wasn't sure of course not because
23:53if
23:53you don't go that opens up a spot for this bitch
23:58yeah i think i'm still gonna apply to other schools like this may sound weird but when we
24:03visited princeton i just didn't feel a spark i mean it has an incredible robotics program and
24:08it's perfect on paper but like you know you don't have to marry your college right
24:14but i get what you're saying i do feel a spark about princeton yeah i probably will too when i
24:20go there i'm being dumb forget it oh and when you get in maybe we could be roomies oh my
24:26god yeah
24:26that would be dope are you guys okay you're friends again yeah we're good
24:37well you've been acting really weird what's going on okay so the thing is i
24:44i'm graduating in two days what yeah so it'll just be the two of you for the spring
24:53surprise why are you graduating early i really heard you guys when we were at princeton i have to
24:59be an actor and since juilliard made it clear that i'm not going to a conservatory
25:05i want to start my professional career now so you're just done with school yeah you're looking
25:11at a working woman well i have to book a job first but you're looking at a pre-working woman
25:20okay then congratulations wow you're graduating yeah so fabiola got into princeton and eleanor is
25:28graduating early and i did eventually untangle all of those lane buoys so all in all things are decent
25:36are they
25:40davy
25:42i just can't shake off how bummed i am that princeton deferred me
25:47i hear you but remember getting deferred isn't such a bad thing why do people keep saying that to me
25:54getting deferred is a bad thing it means they're not sure about me they're not sure i'm good enough
25:58but do you think you're good enough honestly i don't know anymore i mean right now i feel pretty
26:05mediocre my own mother assumed i was gonna get rejected stop you know i don't believe that davy
26:12if this princeton dream has so much power over your self-worth have you ever considered that maybe it's not
26:23serving you wow davy first grade pretty soon you'll be going to college have you thought about
26:28where you'd like to go princess college i don't know if there's a princess college but there's a
26:35princeton college okay i'll go there number one school in the country aiming high davy i'm impressed
26:42i'm glad we came up with this plan before the bus came
26:49well i don't think i'm ready to give up on that dream quite yet
26:56kamala hey i could have sworn you heard me yell to you in the lab before you rushed off nope
27:01definitely not avoiding you or anything what's up any fun weekend plans uh yes i'm packing up my house
27:08to move across the country have you given any more thought to my offer i have it's an incredible
27:16opportunity but i just don't think that i could move to baltimore my family needs me too much here oh
27:24sorry to hear that are you sure
27:28okay well if you change your mind please reach out
27:46can we talk i made your favorite chip salad four different types of chips
27:53are those white cheddar puffs yes they are
28:00please come in
28:03listen i'm sorry i've seemed so negative or like i don't believe in you that couldn't be farther from
28:08the truth maybe i've just lived longer than you have and i know that sometimes you can work
28:15incredibly hard for something and things just don't go your way you know
28:20i was the top resident in my program in india but when i got here no one cared i had
28:25to start the
28:26whole process over again that blows it did blow i was devastated i ate a whole kfc family meal
28:33and i'm vegetarian damn mom that's dark i know listen i wasn't trying to jinx you i was just trying
28:42to
28:42i guess protect you from that kind of disappointment but i absolutely 100 percent believe in you and i
28:48think princeton is really really stupid for not snatching you up first opportunity they got
28:54thanks mom all i wanted to hear was that princeton's stupid very stupid
29:03and you know what even when things don't work out they usually do work out as long as you don't
29:10give
29:24them
29:25hey heard about princeton yeah it's doinks but i know i know deferral isn't that bad what yeah it is
29:32it's horrible i mean regular decisions for gen pop exactly thank you for saying that and holy
29:38shit congratulations on columbia did you and margo do anything to celebrate yeah uh we broke up oh
29:46i'm sorry yeah i guess we both took a hell this week uh well all right i'll uh see you
29:51after winter
29:52break and uh good luck with those applications huh so ben is single now davy did you catch that
30:00yeah yeah i think she heard
30:03i can't explain
30:16With a light brown rose
30:19Tattooed on my skin
30:22You won't let go
30:55Go to bed
31:45Go to bed
32:15Go to bed
32:43Go to bed
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