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00:03I don't know.
00:04That's the case.
00:05so you can have it!
00:07I'm sorry.
00:08I'm not sure,
00:25I can just wait a little bit.
00:28I'm not sure how it's done.
00:32We'll be somewhere in between
00:37Good morning.
00:38Hey.
00:41Got some Jameson.
00:43If you want a little extra help getting through this.
00:45Why not?
00:47Not every day you go to your mom's will reading.
00:52Why do we have to have a formal reading anyway?
00:55Feels like we're in that movie.
00:56You know the one with the James Bond guy?
00:58Where he has that crazy southern accent?
00:59Knives out.
01:01Yeah, that one.
01:05Can't believe she's gone.
01:07Yeah, I know.
01:10It didn't really feel real until today.
01:14Yeah, well.
01:17Let's get this over with.
01:25Your pacing game is intense.
01:27I almost can't look away.
01:28Why do I even have to be there?
01:30It's just how will readings are.
01:32I know, but surely the lawyer can just send me whatever Sue left me in the will.
01:35I mean, I loved Sue.
01:37I really did.
01:38But, I mean, let's face it.
01:40She probably left me some hideous piece of driftwood art that I'm going to hate treasure for the rest of
01:44my life.
01:46I don't want to see Sam.
01:48I know.
01:49I'm so embarrassed.
01:51You didn't do anything wrong.
01:52No, but I wanted to.
01:53And I think he did too.
01:54And if Delilah hadn't walked in...
01:57I mean, he has a girlfriend.
01:58He does.
01:59Why did I even go there?
02:01Because this place has you all twisted.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Look, you came back here for Sue, right?
02:07And it was really brave knowing that you're going to have to face the past.
02:10You just have to do it for, like, a little bit longer now.
02:13I hate that you're always right.
02:15I know, I know.
02:17But it's a burden that I'm happy to carry.
02:19It's going to be so awkward.
02:22Absolutely.
02:22Yeah.
02:23But as your friend and your lawyer, you can do this.
02:29Armor on.
02:30Okay?
02:31We're going to face this.
02:35Hang on.
02:36Why are you in your lawyer outfit?
02:37You think I'm going to let you face the Flork Boys alone?
02:39Absolutely not.
02:40Friend and lawyer on the job.
02:46I'm sorry we're meeting under these circumstances.
02:49Sue is quite a woman.
02:51And we all miss her.
02:53How long is this going to take?
02:54Um, not long.
02:55We're just waiting for one more person.
02:57Who else would mom put in her will?
03:01Lovely.
03:02Let's get started.
03:03What the hell?
03:04I'm as confused as you all are.
03:06Who are you?
03:06I'm Chantal.
03:07I'm Percy's lawyer.
03:08We haven't had the pleasure, but you must be Sam.
03:10You brought a lawyer to my mom's will reading?
03:12What the hell's going on?
03:13Miss Fraser, there was no need to bring outside representation.
03:15Why are they even here?
03:16Do we need a lawyer?
03:17Technically, that's me for the estate.
03:19No, no, no.
03:19No one needs a lawyer.
03:20This is my friend.
03:21Who also happens to be a lawyer.
03:23Who's here strictly for moral support, I promise.
03:26Although I reserve the right to move from friend to lawyer on a case-by-case basis.
03:29Okay.
03:30Okay.
03:30Sit down, please.
03:31Just be able to go a little longer.
03:36All right, then.
03:37Now that we're all here, let's begin.
03:45Sue's will was fairly straightforward, so this should be quick.
03:50The entirety of Sue Floric's estate will be split evenly between her two sons, Charlie
03:55and Sam, with one exception.
03:57The tavern and all of its contents will be left solely to Persephone Fraser.
04:02Are you fucking kidding me?
04:04No.
04:07I don't understand.
04:09Are you sure?
04:10This has to be a mistake.
04:11No, exactly.
04:12Why the hell would she do that?
04:13No mistake.
04:14Sue updated her will in 2021 to include this provision.
04:18I added it myself.
04:22These belong to you now.
04:23Un-fucking-believable.
04:25Sam, Sam, I had no idea.
04:27I swear, I don't want it, I promise.
04:29As your lawyer, I advise you to stop talking.
04:31I don't want it.
04:32It isn't mine.
04:33It belongs to your family.
04:34Can we at least just talk about it?
04:35I don't have time for you right now.
04:36I need to go talk to my brother.
04:38I don't, I don't want it.
04:40My client is in shock.
04:41This is not an official resignation of said property.
04:43Okay.
04:47Did you see Sam's face?
04:51How did you talk me into this?
04:53Same way I always do.
04:54Sheer charm, shameless persistence.
04:58You smell like summer.
05:00Good.
05:01Because now that you're here, it can officially begin.
05:04Oh, I missed you, Persephone Fraser.
05:06Right, I gotcha, Sam Wise.
05:08Are we really doing this?
05:09I was sort of hoping it was just an elaborate prank.
05:11You're going to love it.
05:12I promise.
05:14Did you read the training plan I sent?
05:15Couch to 5K, The Lazy Girl's Guide to Not Dying.
05:18So, so inspiring.
05:20That wasn't the title.
05:21It was heavily, heavily implied.
05:23Okay, well, first we're going to run an easy 3K.
05:273K, easy.
05:28Speak for yourself.
05:29Remember, I'm both the couch and the lazy girl in this scenario.
05:32Look, I'll pace us, okay?
05:33By the end of the summer, we're going to be running all the way to town and back.
05:36How delightfully hideous.
05:37Where's the part where I get to eat waffles and go back to bed?
05:44Converse, seriously, those are not running shoes.
05:46I sent you like three articles on the importance of running shoes.
05:48I skimmed the headlines.
05:49They're shoes.
05:50It'll be fine.
05:51Come on.
06:07Oh, crap.
06:08But how is this even possible?
06:10So much for all those smack-talking emails about how this is going to be the summer of self-improvement.
06:16Wow, you are killing us.
06:18Fine, I'll cut you a break.
06:22Three updates?
06:23You first.
06:25Okay, Grandma.
06:26Number one, I finally binge-watched all four seasons of Game of Thrones.
06:30The Red Wedding?
06:32Brutal.
06:34Number two, Jordy.
06:35Finally got him to play World of Warcraft with me.
06:37And, of course, he's addicted.
06:39He even downloaded the Warlords of Draenor expansion pack.
06:43He turned Jordy into your emotional support door.
06:45Got it.
06:46And last but not least, I'm applying for an after-school internship at the hospital.
06:51That's awesome.
06:51Yeah, yeah.
06:53Real doctor stuff and shadowing and everything.
06:55Show off.
06:56Okay, your turn.
06:58Okay, um, well, school, obviously.
07:01Mostly I'm just consumed by this evil writing seminar.
07:04It's just structure and mechanics and crap.
07:06It's making me think too much.
07:08And that's a problem because...
07:11Because I can't get out of my head.
07:12The flow isn't happening.
07:14It feels like work.
07:16I am so glad I decided to become a doctor.
07:19It sounds way easier.
07:21Forgot how pretty it was in the morning.
07:24I am so jumping in right now.
07:47I am so glad I am.
07:54I am so glad I got out of my head.
08:10There's something I need to tell you.
08:13Okay.
08:16Something I'm not sure you're going to want to hear.
08:22Just say it.
08:26I hate running, and nothing you say or do will ever make me want to do it again.
08:30Okay, God, no more running.
08:32There's, like, a tiny, tiny, minuscule part of me that understands why you like it.
08:38Good to know the tiniest bit of you understands me.
08:40No.
08:41Even though every muscle in my body was screaming earlier, I feel pretty good now.
08:47Right?
08:48That's the runner's eye.
08:49I mean, I wouldn't go that far.
08:52But there's something about it.
08:55It's like I was in so much pain for about half a minute.
09:01I couldn't obsess over my stupid story.
09:05Took the edge off.
09:08That's why I do it.
09:11Starting to do it midterms this year.
09:13Okay.
09:22Have you ever thought about swimming across it?
09:29Really?
09:30Hmm.
09:31Ever since I saw it, I wondered if I could make it across.
09:37Maybe that's what I need this summer.
09:40Something big.
09:43Something impossible.
09:44To get me out of my head for a while.
09:49I think I need to swim across it.
09:54I'll help you train.
09:56I like the way you talk.
09:58I like the things you wear.
10:01Every time I turn around, you disappear.
10:09I want to blow your mind.
10:12You're okay.
10:13You're okay.
10:13I swear.
10:14I'm gonna take you somewhere when you lose your door, love me.
10:18Cause when the morning comes, I know you won't be there.
10:23Every time I turn around, you disappear.
10:27I like the way you talk.
10:33I like the things you wear.
10:36Every time I turn around, you disappear.
10:46I like the way you talk.
10:49I like the things you wear.
10:51Every time I turn around, you disappear.
10:57You're ready.
11:08You did it.
11:10Yes.
11:12Let's do this.
11:14You can do it.
11:15He's leaving you, kiddo.
11:16All right.
11:17Go Percy.
11:19Hey, language.
11:20Sorry.
11:20Sam.
11:21Come on.
11:21Okay.
11:24All right, Purse.
11:25We got you.
11:26Oh, my gosh.
11:27Woo!
11:28Woo!
11:31Come on, sweetheart.
11:32Go, Percy!
11:36I hadn't even spoken to Susan, Sam, and I ended things for good.
11:40It's so weird to me that she would change her will in 2021.
11:43I don't understand.
11:44Well, a lot of questionable things happen in 2021.
11:47Tiger King, whipped coffee trend, the word Chewgy.
11:50I'm just trying to make you feel better.
11:52No, I need that.
11:53I can't get the look on Sam's face out of my head.
11:56It was so full of contempt.
11:58Like, I'd ruined everything all over again.
12:00I don't know.
12:01What was she thinking?
12:02I don't know, but she managed to cause a lot of drama from the grave.
12:04She knew about what I did.
12:06You have to stop punishing yourself.
12:08Uh, thank you.
12:09I don't think we're quite ready for...
12:11Okay.
12:11One of us is ready for round two.
12:13She sent these over.
12:15Oh.
12:17Thanks.
12:19Does this day get any weirder?
12:20Ooh, nice bite in your tongue.
12:22Oh, fuck.
12:23She's gonna grow me about last night.
12:24Hi.
12:25Hi.
12:25I just thought some congratulations were in order.
12:29For?
12:30For being the new owner of the tavern, silly.
12:33I heard, like, all about how Sue left it to you.
12:35Oh, already?
12:37Damn, this is a small town.
12:39I'm not sure if congratulations is the word I'd use.
12:42No, that is true.
12:43It is such a double-edged sword.
12:44Sue left such a generous gift, but also quite the burden.
12:48Right.
12:48Running a seasonal enterprise, especially from afar, seems like a big responsibility.
12:52Mm, yeah.
12:54Are you maybe thinking of selling?
12:57Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?
12:59Hmm?
13:02What do you want, Delilah?
13:04What?
13:05No, I just, I want to mark the occasion.
13:08Well, you're biting your lower lip, which means you want something.
13:15Okay, fine.
13:16I want to buy the tavern from you.
13:26What the hell was that?
13:27You stormed out.
13:29What'd you want me to do?
13:30Stay and congratulate her?
13:32No, instead you left me to deal with her.
13:34I just can't believe Mom did that.
13:36She made a monumental decision, alone, and then blindsided us.
13:40And I'm supposed to just smile and act like everything's okay?
13:42Look, I agree.
13:43What Mom did was unexpected.
13:47And I'm not exactly thrilled that she left our family business to my ex-girlfriend, but why do you care?
13:52You're the one who wants to sell the place and get rid of it.
13:54I mean, that's all you've talked about.
13:55Because that should have been our decision.
13:57I've been working for weeks on lining up a buyer, and now...
14:00Hold up.
14:00You've been talking to buyers?
14:02Who?
14:03Delilah's been circling.
14:04She wants it.
14:06Delilah?
14:09So what, you've been plotting with her behind my back?
14:11Plotting?
14:12Really?
14:13Let's not get so dramatic.
14:14What am I supposed to call him?
14:15I mean, you were clearly hiding it from me.
14:17When were you going to tell me?
14:18After the sale?
14:19I didn't tell you because I knew you'd react like this.
14:23I obviously wasn't going to do anything without clearing it with you first.
14:28Selling isn't the worst idea, you know.
14:30Okay, picture it.
14:31Soho house at the lake.
14:33Like, bohemian chic, but like, for rich people.
14:35Like, low lighting, velvet poof, signature cocktails, members only for instant mystique.
14:41Members only?
14:41I don't know what the hell a velvet poof is, but I'm in.
14:45I will be a founding member.
14:46Whoa, whoa.
14:48Members only?
14:49The tavern?
14:50Uh, that place is in desperate need for a little exclusivity.
14:54No, no, no, no, no.
14:55The tavern is for everyone.
14:57It's for locals, day fishers, tourists, kids.
15:01It's not for people who use summer as a verb.
15:03Yeah, but velvet poofs.
15:05No, no.
15:06Exclusivity is what's ruining this entire town.
15:08Well, you can't stop progress, Percy.
15:10Progress?
15:12That's what you call all these cute little cottages being replaced by 7,000 square foot
15:17farmhouse McMansions with not an ounce of soul or character?
15:21Sorry, cute cottages?
15:23Mm-hmm.
15:24Most of those are termite-infested, moldy money pits.
15:27I mean, she's not wrong.
15:28Although I do agree that the modern farmhousing, it's overplayed.
15:32Well, it is for the best.
15:34I mean, even your old place is getting turned into a soulless McMansion.
15:39What?
15:39Mm-hmm.
15:40I mean, I knew it was being demolished, but to be replaced by one of those?
15:44Really?
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:46Word is.
15:47They're building a boathouse to make it look like a faux barn.
15:50No.
15:51No, no, no, no, no.
15:53No.
15:54Mm-mm.
15:57Oh, just a little higher, and I can do it.
16:00Watch their feet.
16:01And why do you have so many limbs?
16:03What the hell could I get?
16:04I'm not supposed to do this.
16:05I'm going to go home.
16:06No.
16:06You are one of us now, so no.
16:08No, I am.
16:09Oh, my God.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:12Ow!
16:12You just kicked me in the boob.
16:14Sorry.
16:15Just a little more.
16:17I can make it.
16:18I need to use your core.
16:19One, two, three.
16:21Push!
16:23Ow!
16:24Oh, shit.
16:25I'm okay.
16:25I'm okay.
16:25I'm okay.
16:26No!
16:26I don't know.
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21:53she was incredible she was warm smart had her together not always what do you mean
22:02after dad died she kind of fell apart yeah i mean she was grieving yeah she was running
22:10this place taking care of us no she wasn't that first year you were 11 maybe you don't remember
22:16or maybe you didn't see it i tried to hide it from you see what mom was
22:26dark down i guess some shrink might even say depressed sometimes she would just stay in her
22:34pajamas all day what are you talking about she went to work not often sometimes i would come home
22:39from school and she'd just be sitting at the kitchen table staring it was scary i i don't remember any
22:47of
22:47this that's because i tried to just keep things going for us that was the year we did sugar cereal
22:52rotation yeah yeah monday was pretty bubbles and friday was frosted flakes that was because i was
22:58doing the grocery shopping that year damn i didn't know that i didn't want you to know
23:07as long as you were getting your homework done and made it to school
23:11how did i miss this sam you're just a kid well yeah but you were just 14 i mean that
23:16shouldn't have
23:16been on you it was my job to protect you she got better and things got better but
23:27and i feel bad for saying this
23:33but i'm still so pissed at her
23:40she left us alone that year
23:50you're a good big brother charlie
23:54i love you guys we like need more love in this world right especially as women yes hard agree
24:02like if we don't have each other's backs who who else will
24:07i feel so good you're doing it yes i'm doing it i'm doing it
24:12no i just i miss having girlfriends ever since i got married we just have a couple friends and
24:17the wives are so basic boring i hate them you are way more interesting than that
24:25i know i am thank you of course and i just i want real relationships i
24:31and i used to have them when i was younger right percy what i mean i was a good friend
24:38wasn't i
24:42you were
24:50and i was actually a good writer
24:53i mean some of this is beyond cringe but there's a fearlessness here i don't think i
24:58could write like this anymore
25:02what happened i had so much confidence
25:11you got this come on
25:18hey mom let's go meet him at the halfway point yes okay
25:20come on percy come on easy easy work
25:37you are doing so well i'm so proud of you
25:52keep going
26:22keep going
26:24nice yes yes
26:30So close. Come on.
26:33Killing it. Look at this. Come on.
26:55You are a total badass.
26:59I mean, you just did that without any brakes.
27:01You were like a machine. That was insane.
27:11He's so pretty.
27:13Did you just say I was pretty?
27:17Wait, I said that out loud?
27:18Yeah, you are totally out of it.
27:22Totally.
27:23Oh, my legs feel like jello.
27:25I'm pretty sure my lungs are on fire.
27:28Drink.
27:41I am so freaking proud of you.
27:45I'm pretty freaking proud of me, too.
28:09I'm pretty sure my lungs are on fire.
28:16I'm pretty sure my lungs are on fire.
28:17Well, you conquered the water.
28:19I think you can invent whatever you want.
28:26Wow, that must be a really fascinating book.
28:29You've been reading it all summer.
28:31Yep.
28:32Good plot line?
28:32Riveting.
28:34Are you giving me shit for studying?
28:36No.
28:36Oh, no shit giving here.
28:37Okay.
28:46I like concentrating, Sam.
28:48It's cute.
28:52Yeah?
28:53Yeah.
28:56Whoa, that looks like something that's supposed to be in one of my stories.
28:59Well, that skinless guy is nightmarish, even for me.
29:02It's a diagram of the muscular system.
29:04Okay.
29:05Oh, so like the calf muscle?
29:09Exactly.
29:10The thing you use when you're pretending to run.
29:13Good to know.
29:20Do you, uh,
29:23do you learn anything else from that book of yours?
29:29Want to enlighten me, genius?
29:37Yeah.
29:39Guess I'll have to find some other future doctor to educate me.
29:46And...
29:46No, no, I got it.
29:58Ain't cool.
30:02And this is your knee.
30:05I thought you were smart.
30:07What grade level's that book?
30:08I think...
30:09I think...
30:12vastus medialis.
30:19Vastus lateralis.
30:25Tint, sir.
30:27Fashion latte.
30:34Are you done with the anatomy lesson, or should I keep going?
30:57Are we doing this?
31:00Hell yeah, we're doing this.
31:13You two have spent a lot of time together this summer.
31:17So, I think it's time we have a little chat.
31:20Oh my god, mom, no.
31:21If you're sexually active, we're not yet.
31:25I mean, I was 16 once.
31:28And I think we can guess where this is going.
31:30No, no, mom.
31:32Sam, people fall in love and have sex, even your mother.
31:36And I know how close you two are.
31:38I mean, this is not just something casual.
31:42So much more than that.
31:44And, you know, sometimes these beautiful relationships can get, you know, complicated.
31:50And even messy.
31:52People can get hurt.
31:53That won't happen with us.
31:55Well, I know you don't want it to.
31:57And I don't want that for you either.
31:59But you want to be a doctor.
32:00And, Percy, you want to be a writer.
32:02You have dreams.
32:03We do.
32:04And I don't want you to forget them because they're your dreams.
32:09Sometimes falling in love can make you walk away from those.
32:14You know, it's just, things can get hard.
32:16So just promise me that you won't forget what you want out of life.
32:20I promise.
32:24Yeah.
32:31I can't believe I'm leaving tomorrow.
32:35Yeah, I don't want you to leave.
32:38I don't think the mosquitoes want me to leave either.
32:40I don't want you to leave either.
32:53What?
32:55You're being weird.
32:58I'm just...
32:59I've just been thinking.
33:02Yeah?
33:04About us.
33:08I'm thinking of us.
33:09Oh, my God, are you gonna say we're making a mistake?
33:12No, no, no, no, God, no, no.
33:14Look, we, this, we are so far from a mistake.
33:20You are maybe the best thing that's ever happened to me.
33:27Okay, good.
33:29Good.
33:35I guess you're important to me, Percy.
33:40You're my best friend.
33:44Tim, is this the I just want to be friends thing?
33:46Because I thought we were past that.
33:50I just, I've never, I don't know how to do this.
33:55And I'm really afraid to screw it all up,
33:58which I really feel like I'm doing right now,
33:59because I just want to, I want to get it right.
34:01I'm ready to get it right.
34:05I'm ready.
34:05I, yeah, but, I mean, I leave tomorrow for a year.
34:15I mean, we both have our own lives.
34:16Percy, my internship at the hospital, your writing seminar.
34:19So?
34:21So, it's junior year.
34:26I have so much pressure on me right now.
34:29I, I can't go to college without a scholarship.
34:32I have to focus, or all my plans will get screwed up.
34:43Will you look at me, please?
34:50So we just go back to before, date other people?
34:57I don't want another girlfriend.
34:59I'm like you.
35:03But I'd be a giant asshole if I said that we shouldn't be together right now,
35:06and then I still asked you not to be with anyone else.
35:08That's not fair.
35:14Even if it is exactly what I want.
35:17You're an asshole either way.
35:29You're an asshole either way.
35:47You're an asshole either way.
36:04Um, okay, getting arrested is not going to help me make a partner.
36:07So, we're getting up.
36:08We're going.
36:09I don't do well in the instant.
36:10You, well, you're doing well right now.
36:11You've got to go flip them.
36:12I'm coming.
36:13Just let me.
36:14Guys.
36:14Guys.
36:15Guys.
36:16Guys.
36:17Percy, hurry up.
36:18Guys.
36:18Guys, wait.
36:19Guys, wait.
36:20Running's not my favorite.
36:21Come down with your hands up.
36:42You bail me out?
36:45My buddy's the deputy.
36:46He called me.
36:51I didn't need you to come here.
36:56Wow, okay.
36:57So, no thank you?
37:02You know what?
37:02Next time I just won't come.
37:04Yeah, that sounds about right.
37:05What the hell is that supposed to mean?
37:07Tired of the mixed signals.
37:09Mixed signals?
37:10Yes.
37:11You showing up here.
37:13I met swimming in the lake yesterday.
37:15What was that?
37:16Two people swimming.
37:17Uh-huh.
37:18Sure.
37:19What about when you invited me to the tavern for some kind of late night quasi-date situation?
37:23I-I just wanted your help.
37:25Right.
37:26You wanted to what?
37:27Hang out?
37:28Catch up?
37:28Because it sure felt like you wanted something more.
37:31I-I can't do this anymore.
37:35I can't do this anymore.
37:36Any of it.
37:38I'm so tired of being jerked around by you.
37:43You reel me in and then you pull away.
37:48I always thought you were a constant in my life when we were young.
37:51You're not at all.
37:53Excuse me?
37:53I never know where I stand with you.
37:56You want me and then you don't.
37:57It's...
37:58My heart can't take it anymore.
38:00It's confusing and hurtful and deeply unfair.
38:03And I'm sure Taylor would feel the same way.
38:12You're right.
38:17I don't know what I was thinking.
38:19I guess I-I just got...
38:22...confused.
38:25Seeing you...
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