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00:02Previously on Friends
00:03Hey Erica, are you okay?
00:05Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much
00:07I keep getting these stomach aches
00:08They come and go like every few minutes
00:13Oh my god
00:14Relax, we'll just get her some antacids
00:18She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor
00:20Oh my god
00:21So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you
00:24Because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else
00:26You're wrong
00:27It's because you mean more to me
00:29Rach!
00:31What?
00:54Hey
00:56Shh, go back to sleep
00:59I have to go home
01:00Oh god
01:02This was amazing
01:05It really was
01:08You've learned some new moves
01:11Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me sex for dummies as a joke
01:16Who's laughing now?
01:17Oh, I know
01:25So no one told you that was gonna be this way
01:30Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's the only way
01:35It's like you're left out in the world
01:37It's like you're always sucking second gear
01:39But when it hasn't been your day, we've been your month, we've been your year
01:45But I'll be there for you
01:48When the rain starts to fall
01:51I'll be there for you
01:55I'll be there for you
01:59So there's more to you
02:08Breathe, breathe, breathe
02:14Okay, good
02:16Next time, can I say breathe?
02:18No, last time you said it like Dracula and it scared her
02:23Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?
02:25No, I'm okay
02:26All right, I'll be right back
02:29Where are you going?
02:32To use the bathroom
02:33You can't leave me alone with her
02:36What?
02:36This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with
02:43What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
02:47It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together
02:50You'll be fine
02:53Eh, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes
02:54Okay
03:02So, uh, any plans for the summer?
03:09I don't know
03:10Maybe church camp?
03:14Huh
03:16May not want to mention this
03:22So, you ever wonder which is worse?
03:24You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
03:29What?
03:31Well, it's just interesting
03:32You know, because no one will ever know
03:34Because no one can experience both
03:41One of life's great unanswerable questions
03:43I mean, who knows?
03:47Maybe there's something even more painful than those things
03:54Like this
04:03Morning
04:03Hey
04:05What's that?
04:06Oh, it's my housewarming present for Monica and Chandler
04:09Oh
04:10That's a baby chicken duck
04:12Uh-huh
04:13And I named them Chick Junior and Duck Junior
04:16I did not see that coming
04:18Yeah
04:19I figured they'd love it at the new house
04:20You know, it has that big backyard
04:22And then when they get old
04:23They can go to that special farm
04:24That Chandler took the other chicken duck, too
04:28Yes
04:30It's a shame people can't visit there
04:32That is the rule, though
04:38Guess what?
04:39You're almost an uncle
04:40What?
04:41Yeah, Erica went into labor last night
04:43Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now
04:45Oh, my God
04:45Yeah, and I have a definite feeling
04:47It's going to be a girl
04:48Phoebe, you were sure Ben was going to be a girl
04:50Have you seen him throw a ball?
04:55Is Rachel here?
04:57Uh, I think she's still asleep
04:58Hey, hey, hey
04:59How'd it go with you guys last night?
05:01She seemed pretty pissed at you
05:02Uh, we, uh
05:04You know, we worked things out
05:08What's that smile?
05:09Did something happen with you two?
05:10Hey
05:11I'm not one to kiss and tell
05:12Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up
05:16We totally did it
05:18Oh, my God, you and Rachel?
05:20I know, it's pretty great
05:22So, what does that mean?
05:23You guys get back together?
05:25Oh, I don't know
05:26I mean, we didn't really get to talk
05:28But do you want to get back together?
05:30I don't know
05:30It was incredible
05:33I mean, it just felt so right
05:36When I was holding her
05:37I mean, I never wanted to let her go
05:42You know what?
05:42Yeah, I do
05:43I want to be together
05:44Yay!
05:45Shh!
05:46Yay!
05:48So, so, is she still going to Paris?
05:51Well, I hadn't thought of that
05:52I, I hope not
05:53Oh, this is like the best day ever
05:55Ever
05:56You guys might get back together
05:58Monica and Chandler are getting their baby
05:59There are chicks and ducks in the world again
06:03Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical
06:08When the sun comes up
06:10Bright and beaming
06:11As the moon comes morning
06:13Guess you'll never know how it ends
06:15Okay
06:17Hey
06:18Hi
06:19Hi, how, how'd you sleep?
06:20Good
06:21You?
06:22Good
06:22I bet you did
06:27Uh, would you guys mind giving us a minute?
06:29Sure
06:29Yeah, will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
06:32Chick and the duck?
06:33Didn't they dive?
06:34Dive
06:35Yeah, they dove
06:37Head first and had fun on the farm
06:47So
06:51Morning
06:52You too
06:55Last night was just wonderful
06:56It really was
06:59I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face
07:01I know, me too
07:02It was
07:03You know, it was
07:04Like one of those things you think is never gonna happen
07:07And then it does
07:09And it's everything you want it to be
07:11Mm-hmm
07:11I know
07:13It was just
07:14Oh
07:16Oh, it's just the perfect way to say goodbye
07:27Oh, it's just a little bit more, honey
07:28Oh man, this hurts
07:30Really?
07:31That bad?
07:31Uh-huh
07:32I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse
07:38Baby's head is crowning
07:39Yeah
07:41Oh my God
07:42That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen
07:46Chandler, you have to see this
07:47I'm okay
07:50Chandler, you don't want to miss this
07:52This is the birth of your child
07:53It's the miracle of life
07:55All right
07:58Wow, that is one disgusting miracle
08:02Start pushing
08:03Here I go
08:05Here come the shoulders
08:13It's a boy
08:14Wow
08:15Is he okay?
08:17He's just fine
08:18Oh, he did it
08:21It's a baby
08:22A beautiful little baby
08:25And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see
08:29Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
08:33Okay
08:37Well, that's spongy
08:41Oh
08:43Hey, handsome
08:45Oh
08:47I'm gonna love you so much
08:48That no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you
08:54We were so lucky
08:55I know
08:58He has your eyes
09:01I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does
09:05We'll just get him cleaned up a bit
09:10Oh my God, he's beautiful
09:13Thank you so much
09:14I'm really happy for you guys
09:16How do you feel?
09:19I'm tired
09:20Well, you don't have that much time to relax
09:22Well, you don't have that much time to relax
09:23The other one will be along in a minute
09:31I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
09:35The next baby should be along in a minute
09:38We only ordered one
09:42You know it's twins, right?
09:44Oh, yeah
09:45These are the faces of two people in the know
09:54I can't believe you didn't know it's twins
09:57This has never happened before
09:58Well, gosh
09:59That makes me feel so special and good
10:02Wait, did you know it was twins?
10:04Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio
10:07Did anybody tell you?
10:08I don't think so
10:10Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats
10:13But I thought that was just mine and the babies
10:15They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong
10:17And I thought, well, that's good
10:18Because I'm having a baby
10:22This is unbelievable
10:23Twins actually run in my family
10:25Interesting
10:28Can I see you for a second?
10:33What do we do?
10:34What do you mean, what do we do?
10:35Twins!
10:37Twins!
10:39Taylor, you're panicking
10:41Uh-huh
10:41Join me, won't you?
10:44Okay, what do you say we keep one
10:46And then just, like, have an option on the other one?
10:49We can't split them up
10:50Why not?
10:51We could give each of them half a medallion
10:54And then years later, they'll find each other
10:59And be reunited
11:01I mean, that's a great day for everybody
11:04Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
11:07What if they're not?
11:08What if it's adopted by a king?
11:10Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt
11:14Michael, we're not ready to have two babies
11:17That doesn't matter
11:19We have waited so long for this
11:21I don't care if it's two babies
11:22I don't care if it's three babies
11:24I don't care if the entire cast of Eight is Enough comes out of there
11:29We are taking them home because they are our children
11:33Okay
11:34Shh
11:37Okay
11:37Okay
11:38Okay
11:40It looks like we're about ready over here
11:42Come on, Erica
11:43Start pushing again now
11:47Here she comes
11:49She?
11:50It's a girl?
11:51Yeah
11:54Well, now we have one of each
11:57And that's enough
12:02And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye
12:07Oh, my God
12:09What did you say?
12:10Nothing
12:11What do you say to that?
12:12Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel
12:15No way
12:16You can't just give up
12:17Is that what a dinosaur would do?
12:21What?
12:22Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language
12:25Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you even want to get back together
12:28If she did, she might feel differently
12:30She might not even go
12:33You really think so?
12:34I'm telling you
12:35Oh, okay
12:36This is the part of the musical
12:38Where there'd be a really good convincing song
12:41Don't take no for an answer
12:45Don't let love fly away
12:47Hi, can't a girl finish a song around here?
12:51Hi, so I just dropped Emma off at my mom's
12:54Okay
12:54You're not taking her with you tonight?
12:56No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first
12:59And then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday
13:01Wow, eight-hour flight with a one-year-old?
13:03Good luck, Mom
13:03Are you kidding?
13:05Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins?
13:07Good luck, Emma
13:10All right, you know what?
13:11You're right
13:12I should at least tell her how I feel
13:15Ross, wait, wait
13:15What?
13:16What?
13:17Could you get me a muffin?
13:22Rachel?
13:24Yeah
13:25I know you're leaving tonight
13:27But
13:29I just have to tell you
13:32I love you
13:36No, I don't know if that changes your plans at all
13:40But
13:42I thought you should know
13:45Comfer
13:47Oh
13:49I love you too
13:51Probably not in the same way
13:54But I do
13:56And when I'm in a cafe
13:57Having coffee
13:59Or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun
14:04I'll think of you
14:11Bye, guys
14:14Bye
14:18Oh my God
14:22Unbelievable
14:24Hey, you know what might help?
14:25I'm not getting you a muffin
14:37Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
14:41Maybe
14:42Unless they're like two people who've lived in apartments next to each other for years
14:45And then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet
14:50We're going to take Erica to recovery now
14:53There's something that we want to tell you
14:56We decided to name the girl baby Erica
15:01Oh my God
15:02That's just like my name
15:06Son of a gun it is
15:10Anyway, I'm going to go get some rest
15:13I'm really glad I picked you guys
15:16You're going to make great parents
15:19Even Chandler
15:24Okay, well, bye
15:25Bye
15:25We'll call you
15:26Okay
15:26Have fun at church camp
15:34Oh
15:35Look at these little buddies
15:36I know
15:39You ready to trade?
15:41Okay
15:42Okay
15:44All right, let's see
15:46Take this away, Annie
15:48We could trade later
15:56Yeah, I'm good
16:01Hey, what are you working on?
16:03Oh, it's a welcome home sign for the baby
16:06How sweet!
16:07Oh, is that the baby?
16:09No, I sat in the paint
16:14Hey, so did you talk to Rachel?
16:16No, and I'm not going to
16:18What?
16:19Why not?
16:20Because she was just going to shoot me down
16:22You guys saw what happened with Gunther
16:23That did not look like fun
16:25How can you compare yourself to Gunther?
16:27I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way
16:31But...
16:33You have a relationship with her
16:35You slept together last night
16:36Yeah, and she still wants to go
16:38It's pretty clear where she is
16:40Yeah, I know what you mean
16:42I mean, sometimes
16:43Uh, Joe?
16:44Damn it!
16:46Look, even if I were going to tell her
16:48I don't have to do it now
16:49Okay, I'll be seeing her again
16:50Uh, we've got time
16:51No, you don't
16:52She's going to Paris
16:54She is going to meet somebody
16:56Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris?
16:59It's a city of Gunthers
17:04Hey
17:04Hey
17:06What do you have there?
17:07Oh, I made a little something
17:08If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better
17:10Oh, my God, you did that yourself?
17:16Honey, that's gorgeous
17:17You know, the baby can't read, Mike
17:22Hi
17:22You guys, the car service just got here
17:25I can't believe they're not home yet
17:26I have to catch my stupid plane
17:28I want to see the baby
17:29But Monica just called from the cab
17:31She said they should be here any minute
17:32And, uh, apparently there's some big surprise
17:35Yeah, don't
17:35Does she sound happy about it?
17:37Because my friend Ethel's baby
17:38Was born with a teeny tiny beard
17:43Oh, my God
17:46Oh, my God
17:48Oh, my God
17:49Oh, my God
17:50Oh, my God
17:51Oh, my God
17:52Hey
17:53Hey
17:54Hey
17:54Hey, so what is the big surprise?
18:03Oh, my God
18:07Okay, okay, awkward question
18:09The hospital knows you took two, right?
18:12It's twins
18:13Oh, my God
18:14They're so cute
18:15Now, what kinds are they?
18:17This is a boy
18:18And that's a girl
18:20Oh, her name is Erica
18:22Oh
18:23Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica
18:26Yeah
18:27It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together
18:31Yeah, and we named the boy Jack after Dad
18:33Oh, he's gonna be so happy
18:36Oh, Jack Bing
18:37I love that
18:38Well, it sounds like a, like a 40s newspaper guy, you know
18:41Jack Bing
18:42Morning Gazette
18:42I'm gonna, I'm gonna blow this story wide open
18:49Oh, my gosh
18:51Oh, so beautiful
18:53I want one
18:55Oh, yeah?
18:56Well, tell me which one
18:58I'll try to slip it in my coat
19:01Seriously
19:02Hey, you wanna make one of those?
19:04One?
19:04How about a whole bunch?
19:06Really?
19:06Yeah
19:07Oh, we can teach them to sing
19:09And we can be like the Von Trapp family
19:12Only without the Nazis
19:13Although that sounds kind of dull
19:16Oh, you guys, I can't believe this
19:18If I don't leave now, I'm gonna miss my plane
19:20I'm just so glad you got to see the babies
19:22Me too
19:24Oh, I'm just sorry
19:25I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this
19:30All right
19:32Oh, I can't say goodbye to you guys again
19:34I love you all so much
19:36Love you
19:37Love you
19:38Hey, call us when you get there
19:39I will
19:42Ross, come here
19:46I just want you to know
19:49Last night
19:53I'll never forget it
19:55In the middle of a lie
20:06All right, now I really have to go
20:08Okay
20:09Au revoir
20:13They're gonna really hate me over there
20:17So you just let her go
20:21Yeah
20:23Hey, maybe that's for the best
20:25Yeah?
20:26Yeah
20:27You know
20:28You just
20:28Look, you gotta
20:29You gotta think about last night
20:31The way she does
20:32Okay?
20:33You know, maybe
20:36Maybe sleeping together was the
20:37Perfect way to say goodbye
20:39But now she'll never know how he feels
20:42Maybe that's okay
20:43You know, maybe
20:44Maybe it is better this way
20:46I mean
20:47Now
20:49Now you can move on
20:51I mean, you've been trying to for so long
20:53Maybe now that you're on different continents
20:57Right?
21:02Maybe now you can actually do it
21:04You know, you can
21:06You can finally get over her
21:13Yeah, that's true
21:17Except
21:20I don't want to get over her
21:23What?
21:23I don't
21:24I want to be with her
21:25Really?
21:27Yeah
21:27I'm gonna go after her
21:28Yeah, you are!
21:29No!
21:32Get your clothes!
21:33Get your clothes!
21:34My coat
21:35This is so cool!
21:36I have no idea what's going on
21:38But I am excited
21:40What do you think she's gonna say?
21:42I don't know
21:42But
21:43Look, even if she shoots me down
21:45At least I won't spend the rest of my life
21:47Wondering what would've happened
21:48Where
21:48Where is my coat?
21:49You didn't bring one!
21:51Put my cab downstairs
21:53I'll drive into the airport
21:54Okay, guys
21:54Wish me luck
21:55Hooray!
21:56Hooray!
22:08There's no seatbelt!
22:09That's okay
22:10If we hit anything
22:11The engine will explode
22:13So, you know
22:13It's better if you're thrown from the car
22:16Alright, alright
22:17Let's do this
22:18Okay
22:21Hey
22:21Hey, do you need to stand?
22:22I don't take passengers
22:24Hey, the law says you have to accept any fare
22:26No, you don't understand
22:27This isn't a real cab
22:28Alright, I'm gonna report you
22:29What's your medallion number?
22:30My medallion number is
22:32Get out of the cab!
22:34What?
22:34Get out of the cab!
22:35Get out of the cab!
22:42Oh, hey, hey
22:43Can I give you guys your housewarming present now?
22:46No, that you can do
22:47Alright
22:57Chick Junior?
22:59Duck Junior?
23:03Don't hide from Mama!
23:14You can open your eyes now
23:16Are we off the bridge?
23:18Yes!
23:18Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
23:21Yeah, she jumped right back up!
23:24Oh, my God!
23:26Phoebe, slow down!
23:27Do you want to get to Rachel in time?
23:29Yes, but I don't want to die in your cab!
23:31You shut up all of that before you got in!
23:35Toby
23:35Toad booth!
23:37Toad booth!
23:39Toad box!
23:40There are quarters in the glove compartment!
23:44Hurry!
23:45Look at that booth!
23:47Okay
23:47Ah!
23:50Damn, that window's clean!
23:53Quack, quack!
23:54Tweet, tweet!
23:55Quack, quack!
23:56Tweet, tweet!
23:57Quack, quack!
23:59Tweet, tweet!
24:00Quack, quack!
24:00Tweet, tweet!
24:01Quack, tweet!
24:02Quack!
24:04We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were
24:08doing this.
24:12Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but...
24:15For your housewarming gift, I got you a baby chick and a baby duck!
24:21Really?
24:21You got us a chick and a duck?
24:23Oh, great!
24:24Just what you want for a new house with infants.
24:27Bird feces!
24:29Yeah, but they must have jumped off the table, because now they're gone!
24:32Well, don't worry, we'll find them.
24:33You know, actually, I'm going to go check on the twins.
24:34All right.
24:36Oh, God!
24:37What did I just step on?
24:39It's okay, it's just an egg roll.
24:41Oh.
24:42You stepped on my egg roll?
24:46I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
24:49Just put it on a plate and leave.
24:55Okay, let's find these birds.
24:57All right.
25:01Wait, wait!
25:02You hear that?
25:05Huh?
25:07They're in the table!
25:09Well, that can't be good!
25:11Well, we gotta get them out of there!
25:12How?
25:13Oh, oh!
25:14Maybe we can lure them out.
25:15You know any bird calls?
25:16Oh, tons.
25:17I'm quite the woodsman.
25:20Well, uh...
25:21Maybe we could just chip the table a little.
25:24Joey, wait!
25:24The ball!
25:25Oh!
25:42So, what do we do?
25:44I don't know.
25:44Maybe we can open this up somehow.
25:46Okay.
25:49No.
25:50It's all glued together.
25:53Does that mean we have to bust it open?
25:56I don't know.
25:57Maybe.
25:58Oh, my God!
26:00I know, it's...
26:02It's a foosball table.
26:06Uh, you know what?
26:08We don't have a choice.
26:09It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie, if I'd gotten a partner.
26:14Those are our men in there, and we have to get them out.
26:18Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life?
26:22My time machine.
26:25Did that movie ever get made?
26:27It did not.
26:32Jack Weinberg.
26:34White person phone.
26:35Jack Weinberg.
26:35Hey, Coss, where are you going?
26:36Uh, to talk to Rachel.
26:38Isn't that why we took a ride in the death cab?
26:41What do you just walk up to her at the gate?
26:43Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
26:45Uh, not since my cop show got canceled.
26:49You have to get a ticket to get past security.
26:51What?
26:52We're never gonna make it.
26:53Well, not with that attitude.
26:54Now, haul ass!
26:58Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
27:09Madame, your passport, please.
27:11Oh, my God!
27:12I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high school French, but I understood every word you
27:17just said.
27:19Your boarding pass, please.
27:20Oh, sure.
27:23Oh.
27:24Shoot, I had it.
27:27Oh, I can't believe this.
27:28Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
27:30I have it, I have it, I have it!
27:32Oh.
27:34Okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra size.
27:42Madame, you must have your boarding pass.
27:44Okay, fine, but you know what?
27:45If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
27:55Hi, I need a ticket.
27:57Just one?
27:58I drive you all the way down here, I don't get to see how it works out?
28:01Fine, two tickets.
28:02I need two tickets.
28:03We're on our honeymoon.
28:07And the destination?
28:08I don't care, whatever's the cheapest.
28:11I'm so lucky I married you.
28:15Oh, shoot!
28:17Dammit, where is it?
28:19Oh, oh, I found it, I found it, I found it!
28:22I told you I would find it in your face!
28:25You're a different person.
28:30Okay, flight 421 to Paris.
28:34I don't see it, do you see it?
28:36No, did we miss it?
28:37No, no, no, it's impossible, it doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
28:40That's why we have the flight number wrong.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:47Hello?
28:48Hey, it's me, here's Ross.
28:49What?
28:52Hey, hey, listen.
28:53Oh, my God, Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making.
28:56Wait, listen.
28:57Wait, Monica.
29:00Monica.
29:01Monica.
29:02Monica.
29:03Monica.
29:05Oh, I'm sorry, shoot, they were doing it before.
29:07That's all right, listen, listen.
29:08Oh, wait a minute, here they go again.
29:11Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica.
29:15Monica.
29:16Isn't that cute?
29:17God, it's precious, listen.
29:20I need Rachel's flight information.
29:22Oh, okay.
29:24All right, that's flight 421, leaves at 840.
29:27Yes, that's what I have, it's not on the board.
29:30But it says here, flight 421, leaves at 840, Newark Airport.
29:34What?
29:35Newark Airport.
29:36Why, where are you?
29:39JFK.
29:40JFK.
29:41JFK.
29:46JFK.
30:02JFK.
30:10Don't worry, you guys, we're going to get you out of there.
30:15And we're also going to buy you tiny bird hearing aids.
30:25Okay, here goes.
30:32What's the matter?
30:34I need to say goodbye to the table first.
30:39I understand.
30:42Okay.
30:47Table?
30:51You have given us so many great times.
30:55And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel, all you guys.
31:05What can I say?
31:07You guys make us look good.
31:15You want to say anything?
31:17I don't know.
31:20Except that, for one last time, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
31:32Good game.
31:37Okay, here we go.
31:47I can't do it.
31:50Well, I can't do it either.
31:53Hey, did you find them?
31:54Yeah, they're stuck inside the table.
31:56Yeah, we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it.
31:59Oh, well, sure.
32:01It's got to be so hard.
32:04I'll do it, give me.
32:11Phoebe!
32:12Phoebe!
32:13No, no, no, no, no!
32:14Woo!
32:17Well, I've never gone this fast before!
32:20Phoebe, forget it!
32:21Okay, Newark is like an hour away.
32:23There's no way we're going to make it in time.
32:25She's got her sound.
32:26You could call her.
32:27I am not doing this over the phone.
32:29You don't have any other choice.
32:31No.
32:31No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:33No!
32:33No!
32:33No!
32:34No!
32:34No!
32:38Hello?
32:39Rachel!
32:39Oh, good!
32:40Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
32:42Yeah!
32:43For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
32:46Yay!
32:49Rachel, hang on!
32:53Phoebe, is everything okay?
32:57Um, actually, no.
32:59No, you have to get off the plane.
33:02What?
33:03Why?
33:03I have this feeling that something's wrong with it.
33:06Something is wrong with the left phalange.
33:12Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
33:15All right, look, I have to go.
33:16I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
33:21Um, what was that?
33:24Oh, that was just my crazy friend.
33:27She told me I should get off the plane because she had a feeling that there was something wrong
33:31with the left phalange.
33:34Okay, uh, that doesn't sound good.
33:37Well, I wouldn't worry about it.
33:38She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what?
33:40She's almost never right.
33:41But she is sometimes.
33:43Wow.
33:46What are you doing?
33:47Okay, well, I can't take this plane now.
33:48Excuse me, sir?
33:49Where are you going?
33:50Okay, I have to get off this plane, okay?
33:52Uh, her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange.
34:00Could I get some peanuts?
34:03What's wrong with the plane?
34:04There's nothing wrong with the plane.
34:07The left phalange?
34:08There's no phalange.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11This plane doesn't even have a phalange.
34:14Oh, no.
34:15Ma'am, please sit down.
34:16What's going on?
34:17We're all getting off.
34:18There is no phalange.
34:24This is ridiculous.
34:26I...
34:29Yeah, okay.
34:39All right.
34:40My job here is done.
34:44That was...
34:44impressive.
34:47You didn't even use the tools for most of it.
34:51Yeah, they were just slowing me down.
34:53All right.
34:54I have to get back to the babies.
34:56See you girls later.
35:01Sorry about the table, man.
35:04Yeah.
35:05You gonna buy a new one?
35:08Probably not.
35:10No.
35:11I don't know how much I'm gonna want to play after you go.
35:17Well, at least we got these little guys out.
35:20Yeah.
35:20Oh, we were worried about you.
35:26Hmm.
35:28Guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
35:40Well, I'm gonna miss these little guys.
35:43It was nice having birds around again.
35:47Hey, you know what?
35:48Maybe we should keep them here with you.
35:51What?
35:52Yeah, I mean, we got a lot going on right now.
35:54And plus, here, they'd have their own room.
35:58I could get a goose.
36:02You know, I think you're set with the poultry.
36:08Thanks, man.
36:10You hear that, you guys?
36:10You're gonna get to stay here.
36:12And it's good.
36:15You know, because...
36:18Because now you have a reason to come visit.
36:23I think there may be another reason.
36:35So, uh...
36:38Awkward hug or...
36:40Lame, cool guy handshake?
36:44Yeah, well, you know, lame, cool guy handshake.
37:05Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
37:08And you fixed the phalange.
37:12Yes, the phalange's fixed.
37:14As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra phalanges on board, just in case.
37:24Where is she?
37:25I don't see her.
37:25Rachel!
37:26Rachel Green!
37:27There she is!
37:28Rachel!
37:29Rachel!
37:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, excuse me, sir.
37:32Do you have a boarding pass?
37:33No, no, I just have to talk to someone.
37:35I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
37:37No, no, no, but...
37:38Rachel!
37:42Oh, my God!
37:44What are you guys doing here?
37:47Okay.
37:48You're on.
37:48What?
37:49What?
37:50Ross, okay, you're scaring me.
37:51What's going on?
37:52Okay, thing is...
37:54Yeah.
37:56Don't go.
37:57What?
37:58Please, please stay with me.
38:00I am so in love with you.
38:02Please don't go.
38:04Oh, my God.
38:06I know, I know.
38:07I shouldn't have waited till now to say it, but I'm...
38:10That was stupid, okay?
38:11I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now.
38:13I love you.
38:16Do not get on this plane.
38:19Miss?
38:19I...
38:20Are you boarding the plane?
38:21Hey, hey.
38:23I know you love me.
38:26I know you do.
38:29Miss?
38:30I...
38:31I...
38:32I have to get on the plane.
38:33No, you don't.
38:34Yes, I do.
38:35No, you don't.
38:35I do.
38:36They're waiting for me, Ross.
38:37I can't do this right now.
38:39I'm sorry.
38:40I'm sorry.
38:41Rachel.
38:43I'm so sorry.
39:00I really thought you'd stay.
39:04I'm sorry.
39:20Well, that's it.
39:23Everything's packed.
39:26Wow.
39:28This is weird.
39:30I know.
39:31Yeah.
39:33Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
39:37I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
39:41I love you.
39:47Hey, hey.
39:48Hey, did you guys make it in time?
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:50He talked to her, but, um, she got on the plane anyway.
39:56Where's Ross?
39:57He went home.
39:58He didn't want to see anybody.
39:59Oh.
40:02Oh.
40:03Oh.
40:04Oh.
40:04Oh.
40:04Oh.
40:04Oh.
40:17Ross.
40:18Hi.
40:19It's me.
40:21I just got back on the plane, and I just feel awful.
40:27That is so not how I wanted things to end with us.
40:32It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and then all of a sudden you're there and saying
40:38these things, and now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said,
40:45I didn't, and I didn't, I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you, too.
40:52Because of course I do.
40:54I love you.
40:57I love you.
41:00I love you.
41:03What am I doing?
41:05I love you.
41:09I've got to see you.
41:11I've got to get off this plane.
41:12Oh, my God.
41:15Excuse me, miss.
41:16Please.
41:17Sit down.
41:18No.
41:18I'm sorry.
41:19I'm sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay?
41:21I need to just tell someone that I love them.
41:22Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
41:24Let her off the plane!
41:28I am afraid you are going to have to take your seat.
41:30Oh, please, miss, you don't understand.
41:32Try to understand!
41:35Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off the...
41:39No, no!
41:42Oh, my God.
41:43Did she get off the plane?
41:44Did she get off the plane?
41:48I got off the plane.
42:00She got off the plane.
42:15I do love you.
42:16Oh.
42:17I love you, too, and I am never letting you go again.
42:21Okay, because this is where I want to be.
42:22Okay, no more messing up.
42:24I don't want to mess this up again.
42:25No, me neither, okay?
42:26We are...
42:27We're done being stupid.
42:28Okay.
42:29It's you and me, all right?
42:31This is it.
42:31This is it.
42:32Unless we're on a break.
42:44Don't make jokes now.
43:07Okay, please be careful with that.
43:08It was my grandmother's.
43:09Be careful.
43:12Uh, if that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
43:24Wow.
43:27I know.
43:29It seems smaller somehow.
43:33Has it always been purple?
43:39You look around, you guys.
43:41This was your first home.
43:45And it was a happy place.
43:47Filled with love and laughter.
43:51But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal.
43:59Hey, do you realize that at one time or another, we all lived in this apartment?
44:05Oh, yeah, that's true.
44:07Uh, I haven't.
44:11Wait a minute.
44:11What about that summer during college that you live with Grandma?
44:14And you tried to make it as a dancer.
44:21Do you realize we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
44:30Oh, honey, I forgot.
44:31I promised Trigger that we'd leave our keys.
44:33Oh, okay.
44:35Okay.
44:36What about that number?
44:39What about that number?
44:43pint it and watch the guy.
44:50That was amazing.
44:50L thing you thought of.
44:54Oh, yeah.
44:57There you go.
44:58I don't know what to do.
44:59I never remember that.
45:00Do you have any last?
45:00Oh, yeah.
45:09So I guess this is it.
45:11Yeah.
45:14I guess so.
45:18This is harder than I thought it would be.
45:21It's going to be okay.
45:26Okay.
45:34Do you guys have to go to the new house right away or do you have some time?
45:41We got some time.
45:43Okay, should we get some coffee?
45:46Sure.
45:49Where?
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