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⛸️️🏒O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 2
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:32Hi, I'm Hannah.
03:38Right there. It's tutor. Yeah, sorry. It took me so long. No one ever really knocks
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it
03:48There's no pause in an hockey bullshit you get gassed after like a minute. Yes, they pauses all the time
03:53I'm the one out there all the time to be fair. You just stay in one spot. I'm there's over
03:57there
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro. Honestly. I'm doing better without you. So fuck you. I'm carrying your ass
04:05Hey
04:07I'm Jules. Hello, Chucker's sibling
04:12Who are you what's your deal careful don't tell Jules anything you want the whole school knowing I only report
04:18the facts
04:21Well Z
04:24We can study in my room
04:31Down here is fine
04:33No, no, it's better up there. No worries
04:43Jules
04:48Jules
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal
04:51Oh, please don't fly to yourself. It's for Jules benefit not yours
04:55Dean
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door man. We have company
05:00I'm sorry about him. This is even
05:03This is me
05:04This is me
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing just a snap from a puck bunny
05:37That's not what you actually call women
05:39They call themselves that
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche
05:52Um, no, actually I don't need your notes
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual God is dead or whatever
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself
06:04What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand
06:17Is how they can be saying different things
06:20And both still be right
06:22It's not about being right
06:24Oh my god
06:28Okay
06:32This is Garrett's tutor
06:35Please leave him alone, he'll fuck you later
06:39Damn, now I have to fuck her later
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter, I'm not doing August 19th
06:56Okay, uh
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends
07:07I don't know about this
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't
07:36We're just a little predictable, it's all
07:39I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people
07:43And we break up and get back together, like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here
07:49I like our routine
07:51Okay, not the breakup part, but the rest of it is
07:55We see the same people because we're in college
07:57We eat at the same places because we're in college
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber
08:07We're not those people
08:08No, but we could be
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine
08:30The usual stuff's fine
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that
09:02I can put a pillow under your butt
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility
09:19Truly
09:20Anyone
09:22It's a nice melody
09:24There we go, thank you
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet
09:27Hannah, just uh, try to listen
09:34Okay
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work
09:43Background music for someone else's story
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about
09:52Just right, Hannah
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did
09:58No, it really didn't
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham
10:03Sorry, I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say
10:14Thanks, baby
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention
10:20Drink the damn coffee
10:22I'm lactose intolerant
10:23Just pretend
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah
10:30Pretend you like me
10:36Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope
10:44Okay
10:46What about now?
10:48What is the morality?
10:50No
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this
10:56Nobody said you had to
10:57Nobody said you had to
10:57And do I need to push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were unwanted?
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21He's looking now
11:26Don't miss
11:28Don't miss
11:28Don't miss
11:29I ain't gonna miss
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss
11:33Fuck you
11:34Told you not to miss
11:36Come on
11:37It wasn't that bad
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly
11:50Hear me, hear me
11:51We have a proclamation
11:53Stand by for the proclamation
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in
12:02Cape Cod
12:02Woohoo
12:03Thank you
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo
12:12After us, of course
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning
12:19Mm-hmm, so be there
12:20Or
12:22Be there, there is no other option
12:23Drum roll please
12:37Yes
12:38That is all
12:38That is all, thank you
12:41That was a lot
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you
12:44Mm-hmm
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year
12:50Wait
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret
12:58I got it
13:00I got it
13:22I can't know
13:23This has to seem real
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department
13:32We could be Beetlejuice
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving
13:46Well, I'm just saying
13:48You've got it, so I flaunt it
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do
13:56Okay, enough
13:57Listen, hockey man
13:58Let's just get one thing straight
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything
14:01Always now until the end of time
14:03Thank you
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out
14:07Judas
14:07Sorry
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh yeah, Sean and I are coming
14:14I just decided
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk
14:20You're already in the funk again, you just got back together
14:22Even soulmates have ruts
14:24Or a series of ruts
14:27Okay, well it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so
14:29Yeah, no, you're coming to the game
14:32That wasn't part of the deal
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey
14:35Just got a point
14:36And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons
14:40Yeah, fake sex
14:41So much fake sex
14:42Ugh, I want to be having fake sex
14:45You're having real sex
14:46Whatever
14:47My point is, fake is fun
14:48Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4pm Saturday
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny
14:55You're not
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one
15:27Oh
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me
15:33And, uh, that's not a problem
15:34So I expect the best of myself
15:36Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular
15:40You know, I need my locker to be in
16:09Hey.
16:12Can I help you?
16:14No, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best. We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:39If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what? Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk. This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself. I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:00Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:27Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:53No.
19:56No.
19:56No.
19:57No.
19:57No.
19:58Yes.
20:01Uh, he was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kinda feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn
20:15I'm gonna kiss you
20:19Okay
20:29Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here folks, our first away game of the season
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past
20:52But since it's De La Rentis' birthday today
20:54We all know his mind is already on the after party
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:02Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah, I know we can seem like a lot
21:19But we don't bite, I swear
21:22Oh, thanks
21:27Just stick by Jules
21:28I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver in my first time
21:32Thanks
21:36Hey, here we go
21:37You got this, boys
21:38Come on now
21:38This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here
21:43Let's just fucking go
21:46Come on, baby
21:47Hey, hey, G
21:48Hey, here we go
21:51The Briar has control of the puck
21:52Logan, Logan
21:53There you go
21:53Logan back to Graham
21:54Move it, move it
21:54I'm open, I'm open
21:55Graham back to Logan
21:56These two are passing it back in force like Chlamydia during a welcome week
21:59Come on, guys
22:00Let someone else have a turn
22:02It's only fair
22:03Come on, come on, baby
22:07Denied
22:07Dan, so close
22:09Chad tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11Get him, baby
22:12But Graham is right there with the interception
22:14Come on, G, pass it up
22:17Take it up, take it up
22:19Graham takes the loan in
22:22Yes
22:23Yes
22:23Oh
22:27Pops absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers
22:31All right, all right
22:33He's good
22:34Yeah
22:36The problem is
22:37He knows it
22:39Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
22:41Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
22:44Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
22:47Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
22:49Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
22:55Oh
23:20Waste not lest he be wasted
23:22Come on
23:23Okay
23:25Trampony
23:26Trampony
23:27Trampony
23:31Trampony
23:33Go
23:41Maverick
23:42Come on, come on, baby
23:44Oh, boy
23:50Please
23:53I'm sorry
23:54But I'm deeply still
23:56In love
23:58In love with you
24:01Yes, ma'am
24:04Oh, yeah
24:09Well, I heard
24:10You might have found somebody new
24:13I still can't swallow
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit, I mean
24:19You totally nailed boy hot
24:20Good
24:21Because I feel like an absolute cliche
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here
24:27Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously
24:30Okay
24:32Thanks, man
24:33No, thanks. I don't drink at parties
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries. I'm not a big drinker either
24:38One on practice nights
24:40Five after a game
24:40No exceptions
24:41Seems pretty strict
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite actually
24:48Are you ready for this?
24:57Hockey shots
24:59Hockey shots
25:00Hey, hockey shots
25:01Oh, shit
25:03Yeah, get it now
25:04You're not a vampire
25:05I am
25:06Yeah, sorry Garrett's a tutor
25:07But uh, you're all cute
25:09But we need you, let's go
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win
25:11Bad luck if we don't
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it
25:14Cause tonight we beat Chatham's ass
25:15That's right
25:16Let's go
25:17Alright, come on
25:17Come on, come on
25:18Yes sir
25:19Sorry
25:21It's okay
25:29Hockey shots
25:30Hockey shots
25:32Hockey shots
25:33Hockey shots
25:35Hockey shots
25:36Hockey shots
25:37Hockey shots
25:38Hockey shots
25:39Hockey shots
25:40Hockey shots
25:40Hockey shots
25:48Hockey shots
26:08Hooray
26:09Not a vampire
26:10Hi, um, what?
26:13Garrett.
26:13We all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's going to be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck?
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this, a floor like that, a dress like mine.
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so, not really.
27:29John?
27:30My brother, John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flew as they do when people, um, sorry,
27:44what, what, what don't you get?
27:46Any of it, any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:34Here, uh, here.
28:37Try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Bro, be the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:03Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long, couldn't find any mixtures, but I thought maybe, I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:16Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Good things.
29:43Really.
29:43Good work.
29:56Good work.
29:58Good work.
30:00Good work.
30:01Good work.
30:02Good work.
30:04Good work.
30:05Good work.
30:05Good work.
30:05Good work.
30:06Good work.
30:06Good work.
30:07Good work.
30:08Good work.
30:10Good work.
30:12Good work.
30:13Dance is great, your hands are tight
30:17I could be a type from the zombie bites
30:21Dance is great, but the feeling's good
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's JLo
30:41That's really helpful, yeah
30:43I got an idea
30:51Oh my god, wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your asses, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, speak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world, let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
31:46Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:48Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I'll sing it
32:01I'll sing it
32:02I'll sing it
32:04I'll sing it
32:05Oh!
32:06Oh!
32:09Oh!
32:10Oh!
32:11Oh!
32:12Oh!
32:13Oh!
32:13Oh!
32:15Oh!
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:30What's up?
32:33Oh, my God. Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool. You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:42Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:08Come here.
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us.
33:22And he has. You've got him interested. Now we gotta go.
33:27No, but he's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue, I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:12My baby, don't look for me, but I get lost in off these trees.
34:17See my soul, but it's not me.
34:19I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe.
34:22My baby's no good for me, no good for me, no good for me.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49My apology accepted.
34:50Didn't.
34:50No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:54Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny, seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed, I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours, see you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago, take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43There's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47I mean, skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:55Getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and...
37:06Lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41But if I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah.
38:01Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:10And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:23Oh my god, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:28Oh my god, no.
38:37Turn that off.
38:39That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:57In high school.
38:58Now it's a love story
39:01A graphic proportion
39:03The likes of which never's been told
39:07They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:03I realize that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20He centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:43We did it
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just a thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase
41:37But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:42It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:35I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Yeah
42:39I mean, just asking for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:47Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
43:06Huh?
43:07Huh?
43:07I don't know.
43:49I don't know.
44:12I don't know.
44:44I don't know.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No?
44:54No?
44:56Cool.
44:56No?
45:14No?
45:16Yeah.
45:16Yeah.
45:23She's a fire sign
45:25And I don't really know what that means
45:27I'm a cold knight
45:29And I wanna be close to the heat
45:32I don't want to get burned
45:34I don't want love like that
45:36But I can't go any further
45:39Till I start coming back
45:41I'm a rock star
45:42And I'm never around when you need
45:45Like a race car
45:47Driving away from the scene
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further
45:56Till I start coming back
45:59Turn me around
46:02Ride up
46:03Side down
46:04Spin me like a bird
46:06And drop your finger on me
46:08I feel so far
46:11You're all I want
46:13Spin me like a bird
46:15And drop your finger on me
46:17They push me in circles
46:19To the edge of the earth
46:21Where I can't go any further
46:23Till I start coming back to you
46:26I'm an addict
46:28I'm addicted to her and to me
46:31She's a magnet
46:34Pulling me under the sheets
46:36If it holds you too close
46:38We'll do good things to go
46:40Don't matter what happens
46:42Wherever we end up
46:43We'll come right back
46:44Turn me
46:46All around
46:48Ride up
46:49Side down
46:50Spin me like a bird
46:52And drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so far
46:56You're all I want
46:59Spin me like a bird
47:01And drop your finger on me
47:03They push me in circles
47:05To the edge of the earth
47:07Where I can't go any further
47:09Till I start coming back to you
47:12Turn me all around
47:32Ride up
47:33Side down
47:35Spin me like a bird
47:37And drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so far
47:41You're all I want
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