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Love Island Uk - Season 13 Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, digga, boom, digga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I control a mate.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Ball three, ball three, ball three.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:11What's paralyzed?
01:13Can anyone get up?
01:14Nature Channel and sell me what that is.
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:16Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:18Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:23Are you happy you're leaving me already?
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:28He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:33This is like Year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's time.
02:37Which one of you guys has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting.
02:41Done.
02:43What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored of this shit.
02:53No, it's getting a bore.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on, where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:07Down the back of a sunbed?
03:09No, hang on, here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:13And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:16The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God, it's well hot.
03:24Oh.
03:25It'll be fine after.
03:26Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:32Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:33Everything about it's just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal, gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Bleh.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Bleh.
03:43Sorry.
03:44It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:59I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:06Neither do we, Yasmin, but there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:13I can't close to you.
04:16I can't close to you.
04:18So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language, you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:27Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:30I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen 3rd.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping
04:41about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:49I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm sure we didn't hate it.
05:13Why are you sure?
05:14Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to lose my head.
05:22Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:29You might change cards.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorenzo!
06:00What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:03What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24The rest of them, stop fencing me.
06:26Stop it.
06:28Oh, Saturday night.
06:30Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough.
06:32I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea.
06:40Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:56And we come out late at night.
07:02Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzie.
07:29If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35What?
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:40Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:47I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:51me.
07:51Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on.
07:57How many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna.
08:11Like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:14Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:17Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:26Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Paisen.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:34Paisen.
08:34Paisen.
08:36How do you know any Paisens?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N, no.
08:39Do you make up the name?
08:40Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:47The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Paisen could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03Paisen could get teased at school.
09:18Paisen could get teased at school.
09:25Paisen could get teased at school.
09:27It's not the day right.
09:28These are all gonna work until you cannae woke.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted squats and then what have they bad boys are called again?
09:37Eight to ten but push for ten!
09:38Let's goooooooo
09:39Ready!
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing
09:44I'm gonna have have abs like Sean after this
09:473, 2, 1 go
09:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 7, 8, 8, 8, 9, 8, 8, 8, 9, 8, 9, 8,
10:049, 9, 9, 9, 9, 10
10:0421 keep going 22
10:06I already made it to 30
10:07How'd you get on 20?
10:08I made it to 30
10:11That was more like one minute
10:13That was one minute
10:14Oh that's so funny, okay
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls
10:19Unless you include the boys
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years
10:32But which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out
10:38I feel like I've come in here and like stirred your shit out tonight
10:41Bro don't feel bad
10:42You swags got a thing innit?
10:45Bro you
10:46Unfortunately the little bro just went
10:49Now bro's sharing a bed with her
10:51Nah
10:51Little bro just does
10:53Nah
10:53Listen
10:54You weren't here when it ended bro
10:55Like I was still very 50-50
10:57You do you bro
10:59It's going to be harder than I thought though bro
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her
11:03And it was a little bit of a laugh and a joke bro
11:05But I'm not going to lie
11:05Like it's pretty serious for me
11:07She's a good boy
11:08She's great bro
11:08She's 10 out of 10
11:09It's huge bro
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days bro
11:12Like I don't know what to say
11:13Like for me I'd say you've got to just move on bro
11:16What straight away?
11:18I would yeah
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought bro
11:21Bro to bro
11:23Bro to bro
11:24Yeah
11:24It's always bro to bro
11:28I haven't said this bro
11:29Bro
11:30Bro
11:31Bro
11:31The fucking wins bro
11:33Bro
11:34I'm just having a great time bro
11:37Congratulations Aiden
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21
11:43Come on in brother
11:50Hey Opie remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves
11:54Well now's your chance
11:56Teach me some moves
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit
11:59Make your knees
12:00Go back
12:01And forward
12:03So you go backwards
12:04And forward
12:05That's it
12:06Back
12:06Boom
12:07That's it
12:08Boom
12:08Boom
12:09Boom
12:09That's it
12:10Yeah
12:13See here to here
12:14Back and dick
12:15Back
12:16Back
12:17Back
12:18Back
12:20Bring your arms up
12:21So now I'm going to find it back
12:22Yeah
12:22Like this way
12:23Boom
12:25Boom
12:25That's it
12:26That's it
12:26That's it
12:27That's it
12:28That's it
12:28That's it
12:28That's it
12:30That's it
12:32Boom
12:32Boom
12:32Digger
12:32Boom
12:33simple
12:34left
12:36There almost
12:37I think you got that
12:39Should we run it
12:39From the top
12:41Five
12:42Six
12:42Seven
12:433, 2, 3, 4 5 6 7 8
12:472, 3, 4 5 6 7 8
12:51Yeah!
12:52Boom boom!
12:54Ta da
12:55Really stabbed it innit
12:56Ta da
12:57Back and a, back and a, back and a, boom
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss
13:01Thanks Soapy, now look what you've started
13:05Okay that's enough for now Cavern
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week,
13:16and we'd watch them some more, if we could find them.
13:20We didn't do our game, OK?
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes.
13:25You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, OK?
13:30No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this, OK?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, OK?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start, and then we'll just go for it, OK?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out what's going on now.
14:03They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pitch.
14:09Earplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up, put your hands up, hold 10, hold 10, hold 10, here we go.
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:27Ouch, ouch, ouch.
14:28Oh, that's it. That was my shoes.
14:32Oh, it's hot.
14:33And look to your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight, unseen action.
14:42Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like, clock it.
14:49So it's like, tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say, tea, clock it.
14:54Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's what's going on.
15:23No, yeah.
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:14Don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest for you?
16:20Is that your core?
16:21Is it your shoulders?
16:21Is it your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25Mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week.
16:28So you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week, you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:35Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, so Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:44West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:46Now they come out into the crowd with like the big fucking, what do they come through the
16:49crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes.
16:53They put boys on like stilts, you've got to like walk like, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's ass.
17:01I was the rhino's ass.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine, imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play with the rhino's ass.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino's?
17:19No, so like.
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it and was like, recognize this ass.
17:24It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head, so
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It says you that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well?
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's ass.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:48Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing.
17:58I didn't realize.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:16All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her, only she's finding it a little difficult
18:29to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:31When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:37That is such.
18:37Wow.
18:38Like one, two.
18:38You are so surprising.
18:40I can't do it.
18:41Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48Oh, no, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Can I do that again?
18:52Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:53No, no.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do you go noise at the same time.
19:07This kitten noise.
19:08This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:15Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:17I'm so talented.
19:17Can you do it?
19:19Um, meow.
19:21That's quite good for like a grown cat.
19:22That's quite good for like a grown cat.
19:23Meow.
19:24I'm not going to do that yet.
19:25I can only do that though.
19:26I can't do a normal cat.
19:28Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:31Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities, but on this occasion,
19:36I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing they're going
19:47to talk about our hand jobs.
19:49You know, I think in the gym, the little squeeze thing is like, just all the time.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to do.
19:58It was like the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:07No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me.
20:10I know.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:14Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any of that stuff?
20:27I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29I don't know.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:32I try not to get them.
20:33Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, alright?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51or you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
21:00Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, we'll see you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:17Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is...
21:19The next bit is...
21:20It's like...
21:20It's like...
21:21That's exactly it.
21:23Boom, boom.
21:23Boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're gonna go left, right, and turn.
21:29Boom, boom, boom.
21:29It's just half.
21:30And again, left, right, and turn.
21:33And then the hat.
21:34Let's go, hat, let's go, hat.
21:35Jesus.
21:356, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, we go...
21:401, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 10, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
21:54It's locked in!
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:17No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this?
22:20How is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it.
22:24I swear I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:30How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:44Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off the train.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:01Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:05Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I literally love it.
23:10Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15Oh, I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:21Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:27Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:29Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:36Who's phone is this?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting.
24:08Got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:29Ew.
24:30Ew.
24:32Ew.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:38But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:55But, you know, guys, theatre's actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the runner.
25:01In the background, you're not just like this.
25:03No, there's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, can people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21We've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:58You've given her your ring.
25:58You have lost it.
25:59You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:01I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:03I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:07Ansel Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring.
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17Bombshell comes in.
26:18Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:28If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:32Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:40Are you actually serious?
26:41I didn't mean it.
26:42You've lost my ring.
26:43No.
26:44Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49You thought, oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31Yeah.
27:32Yeah, sexy lion.
27:33You're like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:49You're like a feline-y...
27:50A cat.
27:51Yeah, a Spanx one.
27:52One of them bald fuckers.
27:54Definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving his bloody elbows.
27:56Oh, she's always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what Batman one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:02Because you're strutting around.
28:04I'll tell you what you want.
28:05Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I've heard like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:10Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:14Oh, sure.
28:14What do we say?
28:15Everyone says you were a dolphin for me.
28:17Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Oh!
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:22Because of the colours.
28:24With the accessories.
28:25I'm thinking like, when she gets dressed up at night, she has her service out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:32Victoria, what would you be girl-ing?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:36Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:38Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is a fish.
28:53Was it Staffish?
28:54I knew it was a Staffy.
28:56Every time I go to the zip, like the park, and I hear Lola, Lola, it's always like, no offense,
29:00I don't like Staffies that much, but it's always like the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar or something.
29:06Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog was called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth, and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed, and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:34No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:46See, I'm not bothered.
29:47Oh, where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh, you have the right to rain silent.
29:53Oh, you have the right to rain silent.
29:53Ha, ha, ev only.
29:56It's islanders getting scared by some bitch.
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually, don't just fucking hell.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just, I know.
30:11It's pollen.
30:12Oh, God.
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:19Oh.
30:20It's all right, it's all right.
30:22Done.
30:23See, protector, savior.
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bets on catch.
30:54up when you're home.
31:01Robin has talked a lot about our nights as a DJ, but not much about her day job, so it's
31:05over to Priya to size her up.
31:08What do you do as a quantity of Saphaya?
31:10Saphia.
31:11Is it going to be me then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:17Oh, my God.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:21Oh, no, not again.
31:27It's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:35It's not a bombshell.
31:36Don't scream.
31:36I've just really been killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay?
31:41Can't be screaming like that man. It's just been crawling on me vagina
31:48Robin you're gonna be all over the unseen bits mate. I'm literally gonna run the unseen bits. Oi Robin. I
31:54run the unseen bits
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is
32:05Angelista the girl I like to couple up with is Ellie
32:09Robin you are now single and therefore done from the island
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed
32:19by the stone in her shoe
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing Robin
32:28But at least there's no wasps swarming around your bets the villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39Yeah
32:40Since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof
32:43So here's another a one a two a one two three
32:47But four clicks yeah right leg four you're gonna go one two three four five six seven from there
32:54Gonna go right arm
32:56Left arm then right legs coming out right leg then change it to left leg
33:01That's it
33:10You want to see it girls?
33:15We're still learning we're still learning we're still learning so let's go one two three four five five five six
33:20seven and a bum bum dig a bum dig a bum
33:24I feel like a mum
33:29From the top we'll go nice and slow nice and slow
33:32One two three four five six seven and a bum
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why
35:38we're going to newcastle we're going to tune continue it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad
35:44oh obi
35:51i'm totally wild
35:53give me the lorenzo and i'll turn your world upside down and then you're going to jump you
36:14but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like assholes everybody's got one and that's her instagram
36:21bio talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29oh we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not
36:35funny
36:35i've sneezed before oh oh i'll go a little mad noise i'll go like ciao
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite i used to do
36:54this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58he's being rude to have it for us chill it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch people need to grow up for her don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to
37:07get told to off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into
37:14the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:22oh then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it how could anyone get upset by that
37:31so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff
37:37boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42right pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind it
37:48yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah i like that i like
37:52that this is so good sweet op is this what you had to do in line kicks
37:59hill flicks on the way back can't do this my shorts are gonna fall off warm-ups are great
38:04but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out ready oh what the fuck rip it ready
38:12it's not
38:13working yeah now let's dive deeper here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:45i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
39:12this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms oh that's so chill all right
39:20i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:28oh you got it on my train off we have faith in you ellie not much to say that we're
39:34she and one of them was good okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once
39:49on his
39:50ass cheek lonely
40:07i met her on an eye out lost the game of rock paper scissors we've got to follow through on
40:11it that was
40:11I thought I was going to win!
40:14Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:19It's an M for Mika!
40:23I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M.
40:28Like, hello?
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue. We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows,
40:36the villa is a place packed with well-known,
40:39iconic locations.
40:40The fire pit.
40:42The mini fire pit.
40:44The day beds.
40:46The terrace.
40:47But this year the others have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:54It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:58Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:03He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like this basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:19Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an N in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was pedestrian.
41:30But for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:36And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously
41:37pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's one.
41:41And I said, pedestarians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:48Yeah.
41:48You flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as I bet.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with
41:57all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:02No, I know.
42:02But I feel like all the girls are able to pass straight away
42:05because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:25Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:32And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:39Whales.
42:39Not like the country, but like the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain.
42:50And it just, like, oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:03I understand the concept of it, right?
43:05But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:10I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:12This girl had...
43:13Oh...
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her,
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me, and it just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and they're floating around
43:30in their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across
43:37so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting, why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie,
43:45that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:49It's weird, I know.
43:51It's a three-combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk,
43:55it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like, oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:07Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about,
44:17but, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dogging the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:35but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes you feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:53Beeeee, Chuck Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie.
45:03You and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:18I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:21One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32Yeah!
45:32It's been a little sad.
45:34Just trying to miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Cos we are...
45:40Boys!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
46:09Bye!
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