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Love Island Uk - Season 13 Episode 6
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00:00You're watching On Demand.
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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard of snogging, snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:47Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:15And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:21Day, see ya prom.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:24Nice to me.
02:24You're ready to be amazed.
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:32Oh
02:37My gosh help me
03:04Oh
03:05Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
03:11My
03:13Yes, sir, you're right. Did we get out? Oh
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa our brand-new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy
03:40Packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello, hello anyone here? Oh, no, they're gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:56Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes the funny Scottish guy now that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone? Oh
04:17It was all changed with the profiles to this series fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret
04:26Well, we'll see about that I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane?
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the sea
05:13I'll take to the air
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:41Ready to get going.
05:41Oh my God, it's sensational. Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:47Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:01Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I'd bloody look like.
06:39It's like...
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my sign.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22But I don't think you do.
07:23I genuinely think...
07:24I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't...
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you.
07:44I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Are you...
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that professional...
08:38What?
08:38Shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:44What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:51Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:53Bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58I saw all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Boy, not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want eyes lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's eye then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Eye?
09:42Eye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:54The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No.
09:57Like, what?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:03I don't know.
10:04It's a...
10:04What would you call it back here?
10:06I'm trying to think.
10:07Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want to do a cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, please.
10:20I'll go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used the filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
11:00No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:08I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:17Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:26Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30What?
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33Careful.
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:37Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:47Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58Like you're like a hoe.
11:58No.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:03Is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:43The EastEnders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're gonna beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55But she actually, like...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59How she found Phil and Grant getting on the...
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done then?
13:04She went, happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:19Let's go.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:34Me!
13:35Whereabouts is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:38Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How'd you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We've probably quite close junction.
13:57We've probably quite close junction.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction, my way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:09Where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it down.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North, north west, north east.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it good?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps.
14:54Do you drive to?
14:54We're like, ah?
14:56Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danforth.
14:58All right.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:08Left-hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What?
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:25No one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:30There's something different.
15:37Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all where I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words, what Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:44And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on.
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:16But!
17:16What's Opie like?
17:20People always think I'm all where I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like, uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie is a different.
17:27Opie is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be the Opie's onions?
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:44But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Athe.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:05But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:46Oh!
19:48Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:57Oh no, I'm scared!
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:05I like this.
20:07I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj special!
20:20The red zone!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be...
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54I like Robin, so...
20:58Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me!
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine!
21:18Do you want it?
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right!
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:30Ha ha ha!
21:31Ha ha ha!
21:35You can just do it here if you want!
21:36Oh, do it here, look!
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it!
21:40Fucking hell!
21:42Go on, Fitzy!
21:43Hey!
21:43Tom!
21:45Woo!
21:49It's all love from us!
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate!
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like, uh, toe sucking?
22:14No, not normally!
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:18Hands up for toe sucking!
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than me thought!
22:22I love it being done to me!
22:24Really?
22:25That's so hot!
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes!
22:30That's hot!
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:40Ha ha ha!
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45The office getting a toe sucked!
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though!
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:55Yeah.
22:55Ooh, maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking, or does the tongue, like,
23:01run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06Are you freaked out by feet?
23:08What'd you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:14I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:21Like I say, I'm all about the arms.
23:24You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:34I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo
23:36would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew
23:47in the villa, and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:54Don't touch him.
23:55Where's the ice?
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four!
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know,
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you want to fill it up?
24:24What do I say to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:44Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:58it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka,
25:11defrocka frapper, nacka de Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:25If you look at anything,
25:27your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:31Are you flirting with me?
25:32No!
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything.
25:38And imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:42Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out.
26:00Watch the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a show.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tucka-tun-tun.
26:26Tucka-tun-tun.
26:27Tucka-tun-tun.
26:28Tucka-tun-tun.
26:29Tucka-tun-tun.
26:30Tucka-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, please!
26:41We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing waves that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will god blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:51Can you fuck off?
26:53These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mertz.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19All right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh, my God.
27:32A period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So, platypus.
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:46Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:52I think I heard that at a table quiz.
27:53That's a bit weird, though.
27:53You're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one,
28:04but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:07But I read, like, chick flicks, you know,
28:08when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just, like, choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of game.
28:16Oh, do you like that?
28:16Look at my light.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29There's, like, murder mystery.
28:31Ooh!
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this how down there living their life
28:46not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:11The Swedish kind.
29:11These are technotrists.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sign myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions
29:38she's signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser,
29:47but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down,
29:55I mean, I don't know.
29:55We have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go.
29:58Scotland's up there.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up there.
30:07You come up.
30:08Come on, right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:19When I...
30:21You're fine.
30:21It's a way.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me.
30:45But...
30:45Oh, my God.
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48He likes you.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
30:58WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attractive.
31:08You've probably got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, say.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one, to the team.
31:19Ah!
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:28That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys, it slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:51I think that is the one.
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:07It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I'll try my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:43If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrorists have seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:28But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up.
33:36I'm going to pee quicker.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look.
33:41You can just take in some.
33:42Are you happy?
33:43You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yeah, sir.
33:50How romantic.
33:52Oh, yeah, sir.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:25people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking hilarious.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:42Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her?
34:44No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
34:53We did re-enact him.
35:00Right, let's see.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:04Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real assie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting doing nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to see.
35:16I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd.
35:20Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay.
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:48Oh, it wasn't me.
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustan!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04Are you ready?
36:05Go.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:08Oh, this bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they're kind of put it.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:57Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody...
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55That looks good.
38:56Go on, Ramsey.
38:56Doesn't it?
38:57Smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
39:00You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09You've just been robbed?
39:11You've just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:21Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30Oh, my God.
39:32Is it some satish?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on shivers.
39:49Do you want to have that?
39:50I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:08Incredible from her.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:04I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:19Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, you have a K. It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:25That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:38I'm modern, darling. I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Yes.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers.
41:44To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:48I just fell away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:52I've been down.
41:53I should have got that Botox down.
41:54I'm scrittling that now, aren't I?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a...
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
42:00What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:04It's fine.
42:04What's going on?
42:08What's going on?
42:09What's going on?
42:11What's going on?
42:15What's going on?
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for Beat up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our founders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I can do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks which I'm going to show you guys because the
42:42world needs to see it.
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06This one begs a lot worse than this one but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs, I think having abs is the party trick, so.
43:26Maybe, I don't know.
43:33Oops, looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh no.
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that when I rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more.
44:18Beach up in the air and down.
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me and you!
44:44I am sorry.
44:46I am sorry.
44:47I am sorry.
44:49We are going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
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