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Love Island Season 13 Episode 7
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00:03It's gonna be risky. I love that one too. And it's gonna be downright rude.
00:14Add to that a blizzard doll. Snogging. Snacking. It's got a soggy bottom.
00:21Rapping. Here we go. I believe in cheese. Plus regular travel updates.
00:27Oh my god. Help, help. It can only mean one thing. It's the return of Love Island Unseen Birds.
00:37We're actually talking about foreign literature.
00:58Six days earlier. We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:05The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:11Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong. Daytime.
01:19The Love Island Gods have spoken and turned day into night.
01:34Day is the new night and black is... Well, black is still the new black.
01:40And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
01:55How are we getting out of here? How did we get out of here?
01:58How are we getting out of here?
02:16Oh, yeah!
02:17Oh, my... No, I'm going to be sorry.
02:19No! What the hell?
02:22Hi!
02:24Yeah!
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27Help, help!
02:29Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
02:32No problem.
02:33Woo!
02:36Oh, my...
02:38Yes, sir!
02:40Hi! We said you all right?
02:42Did we get out? Oh, sweet, probably.
02:43Good girl.
02:47Here's to you. Here's to you. Here's to me.
02:50Here's to me. Here's to me. Here's to us.
02:51Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's to we!
02:53Yeah!
02:58But before they even set foot
03:00in the villa, our brand new islanders
03:01got to introduce themselves to the world
03:03and those super sexy packagey things
03:06back in a TV studio in London.
03:13Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:17Oh, no, they've gone.
03:18Where have they gone?
03:20Get me me our jammer!
03:27Hello, it's me.
03:30Ian Sterling.
03:32Ian with two eyes.
03:34The funny Scottish guy.
03:36Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
03:38I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
03:42Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
03:45Fancy.
03:47What do you mean it's secret?
03:51Well, we'll see about that.
03:53I'll find you.
04:00I'll take to the air.
04:04Where is there a plane?
04:08Do you see a plane?
04:17Can't even see the plane.
04:23I'll take to the sea.
04:29I'll take to the air.
04:31Again.
04:33Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
04:38Wee!
04:39Do these things have a break?
04:42Oh my gosh!
04:44Whoa!
04:48And that's how free I want to be.
04:50Oh, I think I've found them.
04:52And here are some of the bits of the profiles
04:54you didn't see before.
05:00How are we doing, guys?
05:02New's lovely. Gorgeous.
05:03Perfect settings.
05:05Ready to get it going.
05:07Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:09Look at the view.
05:10Love.
05:11Montag.
05:15I just love kissing people.
05:16No, like, it's...
05:18Cut that.
05:20Cut, cut, cut that.
05:23Oh my God.
05:25Ooh, it's a hat.
05:27Guys, I'm a real cat.
05:33I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
05:36Like, I'm not actually here yet.
05:37Like, I cannot process this.
05:56I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
05:58Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:00I haven't had a mirror,
06:01so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:03It's like a glamour.
06:27What's that saying?
06:29You've got to break a few hearts for you,
06:30and you're Prince.
06:32Is that it?
06:32I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
06:35Well, that's my sign.
06:37I've changed it.
06:38I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
06:40Period.
06:41Like, I actually just don't.
06:43And if you know someone like me,
06:45please call the number here.
06:46But I don't think you do.
06:47I genuinely think...
06:48I'm not even...
06:50I'm not even waffling.
06:51This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
06:53I genuinely think...
06:55I could beat a shark in a fight.
06:58As in, if I'm in the sea,
07:01and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:03I'm coming out on top.
07:05There isn't...
07:06Ask any of my friends.
07:07Call them at home.
07:08I promise you.
07:09I've been saying this for years.
07:11All you've got to do is come and...
07:12Bang!
07:13It's gone.
07:14You didn't even see that coming.
07:23Having spent all their time brainstorming
07:25the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
07:27the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
07:30This time, there are no games.
07:33It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
07:37Genius!
07:38Get the Islanders to figure it out
07:39so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
07:43So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
07:47but one thing that will never change are the
07:49get-to-know-you chats.
07:52They're as awkward as ever.
07:54Right.
07:55Do you need help?
07:56No.
07:57Yeah, I think...
08:00Elegant.
08:01Look at that, professional...
08:02What?
08:03Shit.
08:03Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:05Okay.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:07This is how you get the ick, though.
08:08What?
08:09On something like this.
08:10No.
08:11Do you want to get some water?
08:13Um...
08:13Yes, please.
08:14Let me get you some.
08:15Yes, please.
08:16Very weird.
08:17Very weird.
08:17Very weird.
08:18Very weird.
08:20Wait, what are you eating?
08:23Oh, I saw all these, bro.
08:24Help yourself.
08:25Oh, this is cool.
08:26Ha-ha!
08:28I wanted water, but fuck that.
08:31Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
08:33No.
08:33What is wrong?
08:35That is so...
08:35No, no, no.
08:36That is really neat.
08:36Who have you dated, like?
08:37I'm actually never dating one who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
08:40I feel like people judge me.
08:42Yeah.
08:42Just based on how I look.
08:44Yeah.
08:44Like, I'm a fuckboy.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Um...
08:46I do think you do give that.
08:48I wouldn't say I am.
08:49You do give.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Oh, you're not gonna lie.
08:54Do you want eyes lolly instead?
08:55No, thank you.
09:03What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:04What's eye then?
09:05Is that just like, yeah?
09:06Yeah.
09:07Aye.
09:07Aye.
09:08What else is there?
09:09I'm trying to think.
09:10What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:11Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:14See there?
09:17What?
09:17What?
09:18Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:19No.
09:20It's an island.
09:21No.
09:22Like, just the full hang.
09:24What?
09:24What is that to you?
09:25Like, a countertop?
09:26It's a kitchen.
09:27I don't know.
09:28It's a...
09:29What would you call it?
09:31I'm trying to think.
09:32Oh, go put that on the counter.
09:34Counter, yeah.
09:35Counter, yeah.
09:36That's a bunker.
09:37A bunker?
09:38Aye.
09:39Aye.
09:40Aye.
09:41Do you want a new cup?
09:43Yes, please.
09:43It's fine.
09:45I went...
09:49Where are the cups?
09:50What do you need?
09:51Cups?
09:51Yeah.
09:52For what?
09:52Water?
09:53Yeah.
09:55Oh, this is fresh?
09:58Is it?
09:58Wash it out.
09:59No, I'm rinsing it.
10:00They used the filter in the fridge.
10:03Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:05About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:16As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has
10:20a way with words.
10:22I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:24You could be like...
10:24No, not in a bad...
10:27No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
10:31You're very sexy.
10:32Promiscuous?
10:32No, maybe I used that word wrong.
10:34I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
10:36That's not promiscuous.
10:37Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
10:40Not maybe.
10:40It should have been Man Eater.
10:41Yeah.
10:45You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst.
10:49But au contraire, turns out he was just getting started.
10:53A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
10:55Is it a fuck?
10:56No.
10:56What?
10:57It's whatever fault.
10:59I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:01Are we calling each other tarts?
11:04Yeah.
11:04Yeah?
11:06I don't know about that, bro.
11:08This is lost on me.
11:10Brilliant.
11:10I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:12Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:14What does that mean?
11:15What do you mean?
11:16What does that mean?
11:17What does that mean?
11:17That mysterious is...
11:18No!
11:19That's what I thought.
11:20No.
11:21Do you know what it means?
11:22No.
11:23No, it's not.
11:25Yes, that's what it means.
11:26I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
11:31but close enough, Jasmine.
11:39In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
11:43My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
11:46Yes!
11:47Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
11:49I don't know, that's her.
11:50You don't know?
11:50That's her choice.
11:51Can I name them now then?
11:52Right.
11:53Can I have a look?
11:54Yes.
11:55So...
11:56I'm thinking...
11:59Wait, what did she call them?
12:00Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:07I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:08The EastEnders?
12:10Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:11OK, OK.
12:13I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:15We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:16I don't think you can beat it.
12:17It's an absolute belter.
12:19Now everyone...
12:20She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:23She put it on her Instagram...
12:24No, no.
12:26She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
12:28It was the one year.
12:28She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
12:30Hey look.
12:31Magnificent.
12:45Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
12:49Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
12:53Aha!
12:55Where are you from?
12:56You?
12:57Me!
12:58Me!
13:00Whereabouts is that though?
13:01Is that up?
13:02Yeah.
13:02OK, I'm down.
13:04It's not down.
13:05It's south.
13:05Round the M25.
13:07Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:08What's your junction?
13:15What junction are you?
13:16I've never heard that one.
13:1722.
13:18How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:21I know the Moe way.
13:2122.
13:22We're probably quite close junctions.
13:24Yeah, I think we are.
13:25Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
13:27I'm like five and you're like seven.
13:29I don't know how they...
13:30How do they like work out where the junctions...
13:31My way don't end.
13:32I think so.
13:32Where does it start and where does it end?
13:34Because there isn't.
13:35If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east...
13:39Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it down.
13:42I just know London's in there and that's as good as it goes.
13:44What are you finding lost?
13:45I just said London's in the middle.
13:48Okay, carry on.
13:49Right, London's there.
13:50This is London.
13:51Where is it?
13:52Like just north of London?
13:53North...
13:53North west?
13:54North east?
13:55Yes, Essex is literally...
13:57Essex is near.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Okay, just simple.
13:59Simple words in.
14:01North of London.
14:01You've got Hertfordshire.
14:02Then you've got Essex.
14:03Yeah.
14:04And then you've got Kent.
14:05No?
14:05Yes.
14:06So you go round the M25.
14:07Now he's talking!
14:09You go wrap it around.
14:10Yes, you go round the M25.
14:12Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:15No, no, no.
14:15I know my maps.
14:17Okay.
14:17I'm good with my maps.
14:18Do you drive to...?
14:20We're like, ah?
14:21I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:23Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
14:25Eh?
14:25Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
14:28Is it?
14:29There's no way.
14:29Do you?
14:30What?
14:31Is it left-hand drive?
14:33Left-hand drive, like normal?
14:34No.
14:34Do you drive on the left?
14:35It's just the same as England.
14:36Same as England, right?
14:38Oh, my God.
14:38You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
14:40Do they have junctions, though?
14:43Aye.
14:44We do.
14:45Dragons.
14:45What junction are you?
14:46Dragons.
14:47I don't know.
14:48Does no-one know their junction?
14:49No-one knows their junction.
14:51I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
14:52Yeah, I've never been asked.
14:54I've never been asked.
14:55There's something different.
15:01Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:04to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:07People always think I'm all where I'm going to be,
15:09uns, uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:11Ah, ran it out of time.
15:12We'll come back after to find out in his own words,
15:14what's Opie like?
15:31Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
15:34You break me higher than I've ever been, baby.
15:38We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
15:41from the last week in the villa.
15:42Here we go.
15:43One, two, three.
15:45I believe in cheese.
15:47Can you stop, please?
15:49No, my G.
15:52Cos I'm repping about cheese.
15:54Anything you want from us girls?
15:55Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go.
15:58If you say so.
16:02We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:06We've got hard hitting clips.
16:08And again!
16:09And again!
16:11And full body flips.
16:14Fantastic.
16:15Just say it like it is.
16:17Like a duck on water.
16:18Duck to water.
16:19It's the same thing.
16:23This year's Islanders really are the goats.
16:29I'm not even trying that one.
16:31What the fuck is going on?
16:35Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
16:40Opie.
16:40But!
16:42What's Opie like?
16:44People always think I'm all wet.
16:46I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
16:47But I'm actually like uns uns.
16:49You know what I mean?
16:50There's like, again, Ops is a different.
16:52Ops is a, I'm like an onion.
16:54You see that whole thing with Shrek?
16:56I'm like an onion.
16:57Ops is an onion.
16:58Caption that.
16:59Opie's onions.
17:00Is that going to be the Opie's onions?
17:03Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:08Opie.
17:09But you do you.
17:15Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:20at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:23Is Shrek Scottish?
17:24Yeah.
17:25Is who?
17:25Shrek.
17:26Yeah.
17:26Yeah.
17:27It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
17:29That's a good point, actually.
17:30I didn't think of that.
17:31Are you calling her Shrek?
17:32Shrek's Scottish, innit?
17:33You're in bed with Shrek.
17:34Well done.
17:36Fiona!
17:40Donkey.
17:41So what am I Shrek?
17:43Is that what, like, what's...
17:44Well, you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
17:47Lord Farquaad.
17:52Where is that ogre?
18:00That was a fab impression.
18:02Where is that ogre?
18:05Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:09And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:20I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself,
18:23there's no way it could get any more blue.
18:30But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
18:33Phone roulette.
18:35One by one, our owners had to pick a phone out at random.
18:38Hello, random.
18:40That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
18:47Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
18:54So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:02Samaraj!
19:03Yes!
19:04Oh, here we go.
19:06Okay.
19:07Oh no!
19:09I'd suck all the toes again.
19:12Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:18Oh no, I'm scared.
19:25You've got to lie down though.
19:26And then put this leg over like this.
19:30I like this.
19:31Yay!
19:32Yay!
19:33I love that one too.
19:36Great position.
19:37Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
19:40It's called the Samaraj Special.
19:42It's called the Samaraj Special.
19:45Lorenzo!
19:48Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
19:53Oh!
19:54Good question.
19:55The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:00I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:02I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:03Ooh!
20:05Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:07I think Robin should be with...
20:10I think she should be with George.
20:13Ooh!
20:15Because she likes George.
20:17Fucking hell!
20:19Are you making sure?
20:21I like Robin, so...
20:23Yeah!
20:26Ellie!
20:27Yay!
20:33Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
20:38Oh!
20:38That's a good one.
20:39You haven't got to pick me.
20:41Are you messing?
20:42This is your time to shine.
20:43Do you fancy a kiss?
20:44Do you want it?
20:46Yeah.
20:47Right.
20:50Who's back?
20:51Ha ha ha ha!
20:59Oh!
21:00You can just do it here if you want.
21:01Oh, do it here, look.
21:03I don't know how to do it.
21:05Fucking hell.
21:07Go, 15!
21:08Oh, look at you!
21:14It's all love, brother.
21:15It's all love.
21:17How you doing?
21:17Was it a good kisser?
21:18Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:19Next time we'll do it without Ellie.
21:21Ha ha ha!
21:29After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
21:32you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
21:34but apparently not.
21:36Do you like toe-sucking?
21:38No. No.
21:39No, not normally.
21:41Who does?
21:42Not normally!
21:43Hands up for toe-sucking.
21:45Oh!
21:46There's more than me thought.
21:47I love it being done to me.
21:49Really?
21:50Oh, that's so hot!
21:52I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
21:55That's hot.
21:56I don't think it's very nice, babe.
21:58Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:00What is it?
22:01Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:03It's not nice as on a reg.
22:07Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:10At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:12Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:15Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:17Yeah.
22:17You can teach me.
22:19Shall I?
22:20Yeah.
22:21Maybe not.
22:22Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
22:27Whatever you want.
22:28All of it.
22:29Right.
22:31Are you freaked out by feet?
22:32What did you say?
22:33Are you freaked out by feet?
22:34Not freaked out by feet.
22:36I just don't think that...
22:38I just don't think much of feet.
22:40I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
22:43oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
22:46Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
22:49You've never said that.
22:50Like I say, it's like I'm supposed to know.
22:52Yeah, skinny arms.
22:54Skinny arms?
22:55Yes, I told you that.
22:57Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
22:59I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo
23:01would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:09Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:12and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:16And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:20Where's the ice?
23:25How many ice cubes do you want?
23:28One, two...
23:29Four.
23:30Four?
23:31It's going to fall out the carpet.
23:33Two, please.
23:34So, making a coffee in the morning,
23:37basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
23:42It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
23:46Why is it there?
23:47What?
23:48Do you not fill it up?
23:49What?
23:49Do I fill it up?
23:51Just try that.
23:52Try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
23:54Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:01What's that?
24:04Do you want more milk in there or what?
24:07No.
24:07That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:08I need caramel.
24:10I need caramel.
24:10Don't be fussy, eh?
24:11I'm not.
24:12I'm going to just be caramel.
24:13Don't be fussy.
24:13Yeah.
24:14I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:15Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:19Because I made her one this morning.
24:21If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
24:26And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
24:29That's not going to happen, by the way.
24:30I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
24:32If you do end up making coffees there, then I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka, frapper, knacka, De
24:38Niro.
24:44The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
24:47Do you want to know a fun fact?
24:49Go on.
24:49If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
24:55Are you playing with me?
24:57No, straight up.
24:59Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:03Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:04Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:06Look at the net.
25:06Look at the pillow.
25:07It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:09That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:10Isn't it?
25:11That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:12It's cool, though.
25:13Yeah, it actually is.
25:14To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:16Never knew that.
25:17Right, any other fun facts?
25:18Do you have any for me?
25:19I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:21It's time for a break.
25:22So, we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
25:42You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
25:44So, let's get this party started.
25:47Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
25:49I'll give you a shot.
25:50OK, ready?
25:50Tuk-a-tun-tun.
25:51Tuk-a-tun-tun.
25:52Tuk-a-tun-tun.
25:53Tuk-a-tun-tun.
25:54Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
25:55Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
25:57Yeah, say that.
25:57That's me on the deck, please.
26:05We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:10Have I got a bogey?
26:12Definitely in there.
26:13Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:14No, can you pick it out?
26:15Can you fuck off?
26:17These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:21Oh, you fucker.
26:22Hi.
26:23They certainly know how to strike a pose.
26:26What's that called?
26:29That's the downward dog.
26:30Look, you've dusted your head.
26:32Are you all right, babe?
26:34Where's the down?
26:36It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
26:41Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun facts.
26:44Right, any other fun facts?
26:46Do you have any for me?
26:46So go on then, Sean.
26:49What's the fun fact?
26:52Vote me.
26:53Right, a platypus.
26:55What the fuck's a platypus?
26:57Oh, my God.
26:57A period of platypus.
26:58Phineas and Ferb.
26:59Yeah, so you do know.
27:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:01So a platypus.
27:02Does it sweat?
27:06Water, blood, or milk?
27:09Water.
27:09Milk.
27:11Milk?
27:11It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:12How the fuck do you know that?
27:14I like platypus.
27:15No, I don't know.
27:16I can't remember.
27:16I think I heard it at a table quiz before I just finished.
27:18To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:20Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:21Don't lie.
27:22Today we're platypuses.
27:26The girls are wasting no time.
27:28It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
27:31But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothingy.
27:34Yeah.
27:34They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
27:37Like, that's so different to me.
27:38I'm just like...
27:39I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
27:41Oh, I do like that.
27:41Look at my light.
27:42We're literally book club, guys.
27:45Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
27:47We could also do highbrow.
27:52I love, um, Claire Douglas does, like, murder mystery.
27:56Ooh.
27:58I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:00No.
28:01I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:02I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:03I find my self-help books.
28:04I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:06Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:08Like, you should know this shit.
28:09Like, who doesn't know this hard arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:11Yeah.
28:12You just continue your book chats.
28:14I'm going to go.
28:14No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:18Are you dipping your feet in?
28:20Yeah.
28:22What are you girls chatting about?
28:23They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie.
28:25Don't read.
28:26Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
28:27I don't read at all.
28:28She was like, nah.
28:29Forget this shit.
28:29What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
28:31We're talking about books as well.
28:33Oh, fuck off.
28:33We're actually talking about foreign literature.
28:35Yeah.
28:35The Swedish comics.
28:36These are techniques.
28:37Revolution.
28:38Yeah, the Swedish literature's really interesting.
28:40We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
28:43Just to see the museums and the culture.
28:45Yeah.
28:45All the culture.
28:46So much culture to take in.
28:48I don't mind not reading.
28:49I read a book during the lockdown.
28:53What?
28:54I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I read a book.
28:58I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:00Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:10Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:16You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:17I'm serious.
29:18Because when we go out and I come down, we have to go out and I'm going to have to
29:22go out and I'm going to...
29:22You've got one doctorate.
29:24Is it?
29:31You come up it.
29:32You go up it.
29:33You come on right down.
29:34You come up.
29:35Well, when I come down!
29:38Up!
29:41When I come off!
29:45you're fine it's away sorry sorry I don't like bugs you don't like bugs then you
29:51shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin
29:54it's Islanders get scared by something what do you know what I like I like like
30:03that bug is literally no one's no one's actually pulled me but
30:13you know what they don't fuck around today I just come right yeah it's so nice to
30:18have someone come in and just be like a man what I was like I've had chopsticks if
30:27I'd have fucking caught that like I think we're just like oh my god sorry
30:31that is a ginormous was I've easily just attracted if you've already got perfume
30:34stuff on fuck say oh did you see on my face she landed on my face you guys
30:57just slap me I look you have not okay that I should do yeah but one day I'll just
31:02come over and I'll give you that I bought you a gift just that get it off me
31:14he's coming back for revenge I think that is the same one I was quite calm like
31:21whatever happened happened but now I'm like ready to was that whoa well we take a
31:30picture of it oh it's Islanders take a pick with something I'll take a pick of
31:38you taking a pick of him come and then I'm gonna take a pick of you taking a pick of
31:42me taking a pick
31:44pick it up it's like that's massive don't pick that up you just told me to pick it
31:56up my mind oh beetle catching oh we don't know if it's poisonous I don't know that shit if you
32:08don't
32:08like it opie then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle
32:17it's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action
32:22mmm
32:22oops
32:22oh
32:22yeah
32:32yeah
32:34yeah
32:38yeah
32:38yeah
32:38yeah
32:52But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:00Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:02Shut up.
33:03I swear to God I need to pee.
33:04Fuck off.
33:05You can just take in stuff.
33:07Are you leaving me already?
33:10I'm leaving.
33:10He's literally leaving me already.
33:12He's like, I need a wee.
33:14Oh, yes, sir.
33:15How romantic.
33:38Oh, the romance.
33:45I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
33:50out of Scotland.
33:51Which one of you has taken a shit?
33:55That's fucking hilarious.
33:57Disgusting.
33:58She's great, that woman.
33:59She put Scotland on the map.
34:00Yeah, what an icon.
34:03Do you know her?
34:04No.
34:05Do I know her?
34:06Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her?
34:09No.
34:10I don't know her.
34:11Wish I did though.
34:12I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
34:18We did re-enact her.
34:25Let's see, let's see.
34:27No, I need to see it like front on.
34:29Right, right.
34:30Right, hold on.
34:31So what character do you want first?
34:34The real assie.
34:35There's two?
34:35No, the one that sat and did nothing.
34:38Right, are you ready?
34:40I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd.
34:41I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd.
34:43I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd.
34:50Right, ready?
34:51Right, okay.
34:52I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd.
34:54Shea Lloyd.
34:58Shea Lloyd.
34:59This is like Year 11 drama.
35:02So you're singing.
35:03Sorry, sorry, sorry, mate.
35:05Right, go, go, go.
35:07Which one of you has done that shit?
35:11And then you have to say, was it me?
35:13Was it me?
35:14Was it fucking one of yours?
35:16Disgustan!
35:20Sorry.
35:21Oh, good brother.
35:24Do you make her laugh?
35:26No.
35:28I don't.
35:29Are you ready?
35:30Go.
35:32Do you know what I mean?
35:33They speak much.
35:35I think it's a bit over the top now.
35:36I think they can't approve it.
35:37But what's that funny?
35:38Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
35:41It's disgusting!
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37:21Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
37:27Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
37:32We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
37:39Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
37:42Puddy!
37:43Ow!
37:44It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
37:48Can you just put your hand in there?
37:50Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
37:55It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:00Fuck off!
38:02Yeah!
38:02At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:05It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:11I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:16I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bits!
38:19That looks good!
38:20Boy and Ramsay!
38:21Smells good too, doesn't it?
38:23Is this mine but is it yours?
38:25You're right!
38:25You're right!
38:27Are you joking me?
38:30Can we share it?
38:34It's just been robbed?
38:36It's just been robbed, mate.
38:37I know.
38:38It's alright, make another one.
38:39Hang on to him.
38:40Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
38:41It's a bit soggy!
38:44It's got a soggy bottom.
38:45Don't moan, babe.
38:47What did she say?
38:48It's a bit soggy.
38:49Bring it back here, then.
38:51Sorry, Aidan.
38:52It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
38:56I want to give the guys a...
38:57Is it some satish?
38:59Can I have some?
38:59Oh, my God!
39:01That is the best thing I've ever diced.
39:08That gives me goosebumps.
39:10I've got thin on shivers.
39:14Do you want to have light?
39:14I would.
39:16She would?
39:16Yes, she would.
39:17How fucking good is that?
39:19How good is this?
39:23That's my favourite thing in the world.
39:30Yeah.
39:32Incredible from her.
39:36He's an amazing mum.
39:38Well, this is a Love Island first.
39:40A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
39:4924 hours after they entered the villa,
39:51the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
39:56Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
39:59They have been keeping a secret.
40:01No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:03Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:05It was funny.
40:07First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:09And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:13as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:17Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:20A second chance is coming.
40:22Is this a joke?
40:24It is a joke, Samraj.
40:26I told you this was funny.
40:28The games have begun.
40:30I'm ready.
40:30Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
40:33So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
40:38And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
40:43Nice!
40:43Lovely, innit?
40:44Sorry, what was your name?
40:45Cavan.
40:46Cavan, you have a K. It's different, innit?
40:48Oh, Cavan?
40:49Cavan, yeah.
40:49That sounds horrible saying that.
40:51Where are you from? You got a bit of an accent?
40:53Have a guess.
40:55Welsh.
40:56No.
40:57Scottish?
40:57Yeah.
40:59I was going to say close enough, but it's nailed that.
41:03I'm modern, darling.
41:04I'm used to the cameras.
41:05Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:08Cheers.
41:08Cheers.
41:09To us.
41:09Cheers.
41:10Indeed.
41:12Sorry.
41:12I just pulled away.
41:15Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:16I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:18I should have got that Botox down.
41:19I'm squinting that down all night.
41:21It's OK.
41:22Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:25What's going to happen?
41:27Come on.
41:28Let's go.
41:29It's fine.
41:34See it in my head?
41:41It's back.
41:43It's time for Meet Up Bonanza!
41:47I asked our andlers to show me their party tricks.
41:51Party tricks?
41:52I don't know.
41:55I could do the moonwalk.
41:59Mate that was shit to be fair. I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm gonna show you guys
42:06because the world needs to see it
42:16Ta-da!
42:23I think I've got one
42:26Two legs up and a little like this make it rain
42:30So this one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging
42:39Tense my abs. I think having abs is the party trick, so
42:51Maybe I don't know
43:01I
43:01I
43:24Oops, looks like this
43:25Oh! Oh no! I think we're okay.
43:33Sorry. Is it alright? Is that when I rush to do it again?
43:37Maybe not.
43:40Come back next week for some more...
43:43...Pitch Up Banana Club!
43:49Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts
43:53in each episode, but we are almost at the end
43:55and we have not reached our quota.
43:57We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
43:59Let's have one last look.
44:01I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits
44:03because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:05I will be farting on Unseen Bits. Me and you!
44:09It's that time again!
44:12They find us!
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