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Love Island Season 13 Episode 6
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14Bye!
01:15Bye for now!
01:15Bye for now!
01:16Bye for now!
01:20Bye for now!
01:20Bye for now!
01:33Six days earlier!
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is
02:12Well, black is still the new black
02:15And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format
02:18We had night-time entrances
02:21Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did he get out of here?
02:32Oh
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:50OMG
02:51No, I'm going to be set
02:54No, what the hell
02:56Hey
02:58Yeah
03:00Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:03Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Oh my god
03:11Oh my god
03:13Yes, sir
03:14Hi
03:15We said you're right
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:26Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's to us
03:27Here's to we
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa
03:35Our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38And those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:50Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:56Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello
04:03Hello, it's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too
04:19This series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh
05:23And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get it going
05:41Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51No, I love kissing people
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:58Oh my god
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror
06:36So I don't know what I bloody look like
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts for you
07:05Meet your prints
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying
07:12I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:15Period
07:16Like I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me
07:20Please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:24I'm not even
07:24I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:32In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:35And the shark's at me one-on-one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do
07:47It's coming to bang
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:58Having spent all their time
07:59Brainstorming the reboot
08:01Of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot
08:03About the coupling up
08:05This time
08:06There are no games
08:08It's all down to you lot
08:09To sort it out
08:10Amongst yourselves
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out
08:14So the rest of us
08:15Can clock off
08:16And go to bed
08:18So yes
08:19LaBound is doing things
08:20A little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change
08:24Are the
08:24Get to know you chats
08:26They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:29Do you need help?
08:31No
08:32Yeah, I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that
08:37Profession
08:37Oh shit
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:41This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:55Wait
08:55What are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03I wanted water
09:04But fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so
09:10No, no
09:11That is really neat
09:12I've actually never dated
09:13Anyone who does it
09:13Because I'm like
09:14I can't cope with this
09:14I feel like
09:16People judge me
09:17Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:21I do think
09:22You do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:25Boy
09:26Not gonna lie
09:29Do you want
09:29Ice lolly instead?
09:31No thank you
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like
09:41Yeah?
09:41Yeah
09:41Aye
09:42Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that
09:45In the kitchen?
09:46Like see that
09:47Bit where the sink is
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:53Like that
09:53Oh what?
09:53The bit in the middle
09:54It's an island
09:55No
09:56Like just the full hang
09:58What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Like
10:06I'll go put that on the
10:08Counter
10:09Counter yeah
10:10Counter yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:13Bunker
10:13Bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:14Aye
10:15Aye
10:16Do you want to do a cup?
10:18Yes please
10:18Yes fine
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm rinsing it
10:35They're used to
10:36They used to filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually
10:39Get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds
10:41Before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show
10:52It wasn't long before Jasmine learned
10:54That Lorenzo really has a way with words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58You could be like
10:59No not in a bad
11:02No I mean like
11:03You are very sexy
11:05You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I used that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that
11:10You have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong
11:13Nelly Furtado song
11:15It should have been Maneater
11:16Yeah
11:17Yeah not promiscuous
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue
11:22After the first obnoxious outburst
11:23But au contraire
11:25Turns out
11:26He was just getting started
11:27A tart is a good thing
11:29It's like a
11:29Is it a fuck?
11:31No
11:31I would say
11:33It's whatever fault
11:33Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling
11:36Are we calling
11:37Each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45Brilliant
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next
11:46Yeah you know he said
11:47I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:54That's what I thought
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57Like you're like a hoe
11:58Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe
12:03Is the exact Oxford English Dictionary
12:05Definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip
12:16Ellie has something
12:17She wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs
12:20Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil
12:23Which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know
12:24That's her
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant
12:36Like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them
12:43The Extenders
12:45Oh Phil and Grant
12:46Okay
12:46Okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone
12:55She doesn't actually say that though
12:57Like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram
13:02Story when I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03She went happy one year
13:04To Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like
13:22If we had Alan Partridge on Love Island
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us
13:26A pretty good idea
13:27In this unseen clip
13:28Aha
13:30Where are you from?
13:31Half a tree
13:32You
13:32Me
13:33Me
13:34I am a female
13:35Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay I'm down
13:39It's not down
13:39It's out
13:40Round the end of 25
13:42Yeah
13:42What about that
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that
13:52How do you not know
13:54You come off on a junction
13:55I know the motorway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:59Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah I feel like I'm seven
14:01And I'm like five
14:02And you're like seven
14:04I don't know how
14:04How do they like work out
14:06Where the junction
14:06My way don't end
14:07Where does it start
14:08And where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:12Right Hertfordshire's north east
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost
14:15So just slow
14:16I just know London's in there
14:18And that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay carry on
14:24Right London's in there
14:24This is London
14:26Where is it like just north of London?
14:28North what east?
14:29North east
14:29Yes Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Right okay just simple
14:34Simple word in
14:35So you've got north of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40Yes
14:40So you go round the M25
14:42Now he's talking
14:43Like you go wrap it around
14:45Yes you go round the M25
14:47Are you actually understanding this
14:49Or is it going
14:49No no no
14:50I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Do you drive to
14:54We're like that?
14:55I drive in Scotland
14:57I'm free
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal?
15:09No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England right?
15:12Oh my god
15:13You never know
15:14Because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:18We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask
15:27To be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:29But I write a junction
15:30It's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip
15:38Into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39To ask OP
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think
15:43I'm all right
15:43I'm going to be
15:44Uns uns all the time
15:45But I'm actually like
15:46Ah ran it out of time
15:47We'll come back after
15:48To find out in his own words
15:51What's OP
15:52Like
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:21Can you stop please
16:24No my G
16:27Because I'm repping back cheese
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose
16:31Come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again
16:44And again
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck or Moza?
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:58This year's islanders really are the goats
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06I don't know what the fuck is going on
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:14Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right
17:21I'm going to be uns uns all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Uns uns uns
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again
17:26Ops is a different
17:27Ops
17:27Ops is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Ops is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:34Opie's onions
17:34Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year
17:53And she expected a language barrier at Mallorca Airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who?
18:00Shrek
18:00Yeah
18:01Yeah
18:01It's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually
18:05I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek
18:08You're in bed with Shrek
18:09Well done I
18:11Fiona
18:15Donkey
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what
18:19Like what
18:19You can be Fiona
18:20And then he can be Lord Farquaad
18:48Lord Farquaad
18:48Yes
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit
18:58And thought to myself
18:58There's no way I could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series
19:07Phone roulette
19:10One by one our Islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:12Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:22Suck the toes of an Islander of your choice
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj
19:38Samaraj
19:38Samaraj
19:39Oh here we go
19:40Okay
19:41Oh no
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the Islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh no I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:08I love that one too
20:11Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special
20:20Lorenzo
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh
20:30The couple I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola I think Sam and Lola could be
20:40A little vibe going on yeah I think Robin should be with I think she should be with George
20:49Because she likes George
20:52Fucking hell
20:53Are you missing?
20:56I like Robin so
20:57Theme
20:58Go
20:58Go
20:59Go
21:04play
21:08Ty
21:36Oh
21:51Hey, dude was a good kisser. Oh, it's a great kiss. I'm a nice time. I'll do without Ellie
22:04Oh
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge, but apparently not
22:11Do you like
22:12No, no, not normally
22:16Who does
22:18toe sucking
22:19Oh, there's more than we thought. I love it being done to me
22:25That's so hot
22:26It's fucking
22:27I've never really act like let someone suck me
22:30Now I don't think it's very nice babe, but Jasmine. What do you like about it? What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in like sexual situations. It's not nice. It's on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon
22:43Where are those toes at?
22:45The office getting a toe sucked
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so
22:49Oh, not after that performance
22:52You can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah
22:56Maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want
23:03All of it
23:04Right
23:05I don't
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet. I just don't think that I just don't think much of feet. I like a
23:16nice foot
23:17But I won't be like, oh yeah, that's a good foot
23:20Mmm
23:21I'm more about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that? Like I say, like we're supposed to know
23:27Yeah, skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms? I'd ask for a show of hands but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands
23:37right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language
23:50And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the arse?
23:57That's new
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:06It's gonna fall out the carpet
24:08Okay, please
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious really
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:44Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm gonna just be caramel in it
24:48Don't be fussy
24:48Yeah
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing
24:50Like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:54Because I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow
24:58It's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not gonna happen by the way
25:05I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan
25:09I'll have a double shot
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on
25:24If you look at anything
25:26Your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:30Are you flirting with me?
25:32No, straight off
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant
25:36But I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like, look at anything
25:38And imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like
25:41Look at the net
25:41Look at the pillow
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah, it actually is
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact
25:51Never knew that
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to eat, Joan?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Ticka-tun-tun
26:26Ticka-tun-tun
26:27Ticka-tun-tun
26:28Ticka-tun-tun
26:29Ticka-tun-tun
26:30Ticka-tun-tun
26:31Yeah, say that
26:32That's me on the deck, please
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there
26:48Mate, well, go blow your nose
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up
26:56Oh, you fucker
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the, that's the downward dog
27:05Look, you dust your head
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's, where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mids
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me
27:28Right, a platypus
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my God, a period of platypus
27:33Phineas and Ferb
27:34Phineas and Ferb
27:44Water
27:44Milk
27:45Milk
27:46Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus
27:50No, I don't know
27:51I can't remember, I think I heard it at a table quiz
27:52To be fair though, you're not a teacher
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses
28:01The girls are wasting no time, it may only be week one
28:04But they're already discussing their type on paper
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know when they're like nothingy
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books
28:12Like that's so different to me, I'm just like
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl
28:16I do like that
28:17We're literally book club guys
28:19Yay, you're art out BBC Four
28:22We could also do highbrow
28:27I love, um, Claire Douglas does like murder mystery
28:30Ooh
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl
28:35No
28:35I don't know who Bridget Jones is
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge
28:43Like, you should know this shit
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hurrah
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff
28:46You just continue your big chats
28:49I'm gonna go
28:49No, but we were saying like
28:50Hey everyone
28:51Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books
28:59And I'm not gonna lie
29:00Don't read
29:00Then you came over here
29:02You were like, nah
29:02I don't read at all
29:03Forget this shit
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well
29:07Ah, fuck off
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature
29:10Yeah
29:10The Swedish ones
29:11These are taking the time
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip
29:16To the library
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture
29:20Yeah
29:20Yeah, all the culture
29:21So much culture to take in
29:22I don't mind not reading
29:24I read a book
29:26During the lockdown
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation
29:32And you're like, I need a book
29:33I'm actually just gonna go shut up myself
29:34Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is
29:50Yeah
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanking
29:52I'm serious
29:53Because when we get out and I come down
29:54I know
29:55We have to go out
29:56I'm gonna have to go out and
29:58Scott was up with me
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up there
30:07You come up there
30:08You come up there
30:09You come up there
30:09You come up there
30:10Well when I come down
30:13Up
30:13Up
30:14Up
30:17Up
30:17Up
30:18Up
30:18Up
30:18Up
30:18Up
30:18Up
30:19Up
30:19Up
30:19Up
30:20Up
30:20Up
30:21Up
30:21Up
30:21Up
30:22Up
30:22Up
30:24Up
30:24Up
30:48What they don't fuck around today. I just come right. Yeah, it's so nice to have someone come in and
30:54just be like a man
31:00I've had chopsticks if I try to fucking call that
31:03Like I think we're just like oh my god. Sorry. That is a ginormous was I've easily just attracted people
31:08to go past him and stuff on fuck
31:09Say oh
31:13No, no, no
31:27That is a month did you see on my face?
31:30She landed on my game you guys just slap me. I look you have
31:35That I should do yeah, but one day I'll just come over and I'll keep it up
31:38I bought you a gift just that
31:41Get it off me
31:49He's coming back for revenge. I think that is the same one
31:54I was quite calm like whatever happened happened, but now I'm like ready to
32:01What's that?
32:02Whoa
32:03We just found well, I take a picture of it. Oh
32:08It's islanders take a pic with something
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him come and then I'm gonna take a pic of
32:16you taking a pic of me taking a pic
32:26Pick it up. I'm fine. That's massive. Don't pick that up. You just told me to pick it up. Yeah,
32:31I just have my mind
32:34Beetle catching. Oh, we don't know if it's poisonous
32:41I
32:41I
32:41Don't know that shit if you don't like it open they don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action
33:24Oh
33:27I
33:28But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36Shut up. I swear to God I need you can just take in stuff
33:45He's literally leaving me already he's like I need a way
34:13Oh
34:14the romance
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland
34:26Which one of you is taking a shot
34:33She's great that woman she put Scotland on the map. Yeah, what icon. Yeah
34:47I'm gonna sing shall I
35:06What a character do you want first the real I say this to know the one that's sat and did
35:12not in
35:13Are you ready?
35:14God it's
35:16But I think she
35:17All right, I'm gonna sing she
35:29She's like
35:34She's like you're left on drama
35:36She's like you're left on drama
35:36She's like you're left on drama
35:38She's like you're left on drama
35:38Oh no, you saw it, you saw it, you saw it, didn't they?
35:40Go, go, go
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47And then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47It wasn't me
35:48Well that's fucking one of you has
35:51Disgusting
35:54Are you looking for some sun sand in 50s?
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:02I don't
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go
36:06Do you know what I mean?
36:07Oh my god
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08They speak much
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I think they can't afford it
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah Yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into
38:22You just put your hand on the
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33You can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off!
38:37At last, the title that Opie hasn't mastered
38:41It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying
38:49That Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54That looks good
38:55Boyd Ramsey
38:56Smets go too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but is it yours?
38:59You're right
39:00You're right
39:01Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09You've just been robbed
39:11You've just been robbed mate
39:12I know
39:13It's alright
39:13Make another one
39:14Oh, it's a bit soggy on that
39:16It's a bit soggy
39:19It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan, babe
39:22What'd she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aidan
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:31I wanna give the girls a
39:32Oh my god
39:32Is it some sausage?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh my god
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted
39:43That's so good
39:44That's given me goosebumps
39:44I've got a fillet on shivers
39:48Do you wanna have that?
39:49I would
39:50She would
39:51Yes she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:07Incredible from him
40:11He's an amazing mum
40:13Well this is a love island first
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:31Islanders
40:31Islanders
40:31Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36No I don't think it's funny you know
40:38Well that's what you were wrong Jasmine
40:40It was funny
40:42First everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Alien Samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming
40:56Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke Samraj I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:17Nice
41:18Lovely innit
41:19Sorry what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan you have a K it's different innit
41:23Oh
41:23Cavan
41:24Cavan yeah
41:24Yeah
41:24That sounds horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got a bit of an accent?
41:28Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:30No
41:31Scottish
41:32Yeah
41:3350 thank you
41:3450 thank you
41:3450 thank you
41:35I was going to stay close enough but it's miles half
41:37Dammit before
41:38I'm modder darling I'm used to the cameras
41:39Make sure you get my good side okay
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:44Cheers
41:45Indeed
41:46Sorry
41:47I just swallowed it
41:50Yeah I need to put this down I actually can't see
41:51I've been down
41:53I should have got that bow ties down because I'm just getting in that now
41:55And all the way not
41:56It's okay there's a fire
41:57Yeah I was going to say you don't want that in your drink
41:59Yeah dude look shit
42:00Let's do this
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on let's go let's go
42:03Oh
42:04It's fine
42:08I see
42:09You just broke your head
42:10My head
42:16It's back
42:17It's time for
42:19Peak Apporn
42:20I asked our owners to show me their party tricks
42:26Party tricks
42:27Things I don't know
42:30I can do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks,
42:40which I'm going to show you guys,
42:41because the world needs to see it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and then like this, make it rain.
43:06So this one bends a lot worse than this one,
43:08but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh.
43:24Eh?
43:26Maybe? I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33It looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, windy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air
43:58and I grind on the floor.
44:01Oh, no.
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10Is that one all right to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach up in the air!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am back home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time we got to do it.
44:47They're fine, it doesn't do it.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:13Bye!
45:33Bye!
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